The Omaha morning bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 1922-1927, January 16, 1924, CITY EDITION, Page 6, Image 6
The Morning Bee M O R N I N G—E V E N l N G—S U N D A Y THE BEE PUBLISHING CO., Publisher N. B. UPDIKE, President BALLARD DUNN. JOY M. HACKLER. Editor in Chief Business Mgr. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press, of which The Bee is a member, is exclusively entitled to the use for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper, and also the local news published herein. All rights of republication of our special dispatches are also reserved. The Omaha Bee is a member of the Audit Bureau of Circulations, the recognized authority on circulatipns audits, and The Omaha Bee’s circulation iB regularly audited by their organizations. BEE TELEPHONES Private Branch Exchange. A-.k for AT 1 _i• 1 HAA the Department or Person Wanted. ** * IcxilllC 1UUU OFFICES Main Office—17th and Farnnm Council Bluffs—15 Scott St. So. Side. N. W. Cor. 24th and N. New York—World Bldg. Detroit—Ford Bldg. Chicago—Tribune Bldg. Kansas City—Bryant Bldg. St. Louis—Syndi. Trust Bldg. Los Angeles— Higgins Bldg. San Francisco—Hollrook Bldg. Atlanta—Atlanta Trust Bldg. STRAIGHT TALK FROM A SINCERE MAN. An absence of fuss and feathers marked the coming together of the commission of experts at Paris, which hus set about its business by making Gtncral J>awes its chairman. These two signs indi cate that the proceedings will be business like. Whatever else may be said in relation to big business, this is one case where politics has had to call on business for assistance. No question will be made to, the assertion that politics has had its lull swing since the signing of the armistice more than five years ago, and that the chief problem of the peace settlement yet holds on awaiting adjust ment. Diplomats have tackled it again and again, and always have come out just about where they went in. Now an attempt is te be made by men accus tomed to dealing with big affairs from the practical viewpoint of commerce and industry; not for what is good for a dynasty, or the national or interna tional prestige of any government, but to get to brass tacks on a definite question. How much should Germany pay, how inuch tan Germany pay? On these points all the settlement depends, and his is what the experts will try to agree upon. General Dawes is under no illusion as to what 'ies before the commission. In his opening address te says: "The success "f this committee depend* c hiefly on whether in the public ^iind and < onscience of the Allies and the world there i* an adequate con ception nt the great disaster which faces each ally and Europe, unless common sense is crowned king." It is no time for mincing words, says the man who goes direct to the center of the problem. What will he more important than his utterance will he the reaction of the nations to his warning. If indeed they are ready to crown common sense king, and to cease wandering in what he calls the gloomy labyrinth of reparations, a way out may be found. The committee and its vigorous chairman will he watched with much concern by an interested world, and politicians should not be allowed to interfere with its course. Too much high flown nonsense and bad temper already has been spilled, holding back a peace the whole world yearns for, and national pride must now give place for general ecurity. LIQUIDS, HARD AND SOFT Omaha women who were foremost in opposition to hard likker arc now crusading against hard water. Having made soft drinks the rule, these good women are now demanding water that is softer. They are not, however, complaining of the water as a hard lrink, but because it is not the right kind of water 1'or culinary, laundry and ablution purposes. Be cause of 'its hardness it does not lather well, it irritates the skin, deposits a hard substance in the culinary utensils, and must be softened by the ad lition of chemicals before it is really fit for laundry purposes. • The indictment against the water seems to be almost as severe as that against a favorite libation of the old days when water was used merely as a “chaser.” If it is possible to conform to the de mands of the women, it is to he hoped that the manager of the Metropolitan Utilities District will waste no time in doing so. Recent experiences prove that when organized womanhood demands something the thing demanded should immediately emulate Crockett’s coon and come down without waste of time and ammunition. Meanwhile the good women might try the old fashioned plan of getting a tub undpr the spout of the eaves trough and ^atch the melting snows upon the roof or the rains that now and then patter down upon the’ shingles. There is an insistent and growing demand for softness—softer drinks, softer water for household use; and softer answers that shall turn away wrath. But let us beware lest too great a demand for softness result in too many “softies” among the population. THE RUSHING POLITICAL WATERS. A Nebraska exchange that indulges in one of “- Years Ago Today” departments gives the information that thirty years ago, January 11, Con gressman Meiklejohn made his maiden speech in congress. What a vast volume of water has flowed'Tinder the political bridges in Nebraska since that day thirty years ago when “Gentleman George” Mcikle john arose to address his colleagues. That was so long ago that only the oldest of the old timers even remember that Meiklejohn once represented n Ne braska district in congress. He and David II. Mercer were the only republican congressional survivors of the populist wave that swept Nebraska in 181)2, and it was the first term for both. Since that day a dis tinguished Nebraskan has made one unsuccessful race for United States senator and three unsuccess ful races for the presidency. Five men who have represented the state in the senate have passed to their reward. The direct election of senators, the primary, the Eighteenth and Nineteenth amend ments, the state railway commission, the interstate commerce commission, the hone dry law and the ad ministrative code’have come to pass since then. The excise hoards of Omaha hik! Lincoln have faded away before the effulgence of prohibition, Nebras ka’s two largest cities are government by commis sions, four representatives who served with him in the house have died all since that day thirty years ago when Meiklejohn arose to make his maiden speech. The democrat whom he defeated for con gress, John Robinson, is dead. Six men who have served as governor of Nebraska have died during that thirty years. The day Meiklejohn arose to make his maiden speech in congress Nebraska wus away down in the statistical tables that gave the relative positions of the states in the matter of productivity. Since then It has reached a position near the top in the table of averages, and the top of some tables dealing with single things. Then western Nebraska was almost wholly an open range country, whereas today it is the home of thousands of progressive farmers and the site of scores of prosperous towns and cities. So rapid and so many have been the changes during those thirty years that columns would not suffice to enumerate them. But the man who made his maiden congressional speech thirty years ago last Friday is still among the living, and doubtless enjoying marf hours of indulgence in reminiscences of those stirring political days when partisanship was extreme and men took their politics very seriously. COMMONER NAMES HIS MAN. Mr. Bryan has again set his countrymen to looking through “Who’s Who” and “Why's Why,” and probably has engendered a lot of gibes from scoffers who are ever ready with ribaldry when the great commoner is presenting an issue or a man. Thoughtful members of his party will not poke fun at his selection, however. Dr. A. A. Murphree of Gainesville, Fla., is scarcely less known than was William Jennings Bryan of Lincoln, Neb., prior to the democratic convention of 1890. So much for fame or notoriety. Whether Dr. Murphree's name will charm two out of each three of the delegates to the conven tion which is about to be called may be left for further developments, but that Mr. Bryan brings him forward seriously will get for him atten tion from those who expect 4> control the pro ceedings. Whil^ the colonel left his heart in the grave at San Francisco, he has shown so often his remarkable power of recuperation that his op ponents must ever be prepared to reckon with his influence in any gathering of the party for coun sel. His issues have not always prevailed, nor have the men he has championed always come to the fore, although his success at Baltimore will always blaze before those who would do without him. Therefore, the announcement of the Bryan choice as nominee for president will have respect ful consideration from his party. It offers nothing more remote tha^ the chances for James M. Cox in 1920, or Woodrow Wilson in 1912, and it does give the democrats something to think about. SHOULD LOOK OVER GROUND PERSONALLY. Irrigated Nebraska naturally feels bitter disap pointment over the fact finding commission’s deci sion not to look over the irrigation projects person ally, but to meet in Salt Lake City and merely take testimony on all of them. Such a hearing will sim ply be a wrangle between projects seeking priority inconlpletion, and individuals who seek redness from evident injustice will have little opportunity to be heard. The irrigation department of the reclamation service should play fair with the men and women who took Uncle Sam at his word and entered upon the reclaimed lands to make their homes and promote the greater development of the whole cuontry. They relied upon the ability and trustworthiness of the engineers Uncle Sam put in charge of the irrigation projects, only to find them either incompetent or un trustworthy, for projects estimated by engineers to cost $35 an acre have cost from three to four times that, and in no recorded instance has any project cost less than t,wice the original estimate of the engineers. The impossibility of making all this clear to commissioners who refuse to make a personal in spection of the projects will be very clear to any inquiring mind. The fact finding commission is not serving the. purpose for which it was created if it shall fail to visit each project, look it over carefully, and listen patiently to the complaints of the men and women who have been financially betrayed in the house of their supposed friends. There aren’t enough ciphers in the linotype ma chine to permit telling how many cubic yards of water there are within the crust of the earth. Stock promoters have every reason to feel encouraged over the outlook. “Studied carelessness” is the vogue in male at tire set by the Prince of Wales. Barring the studied part the vogue has long been prevalent in numerous sections of this country. Politicians who attempt to play politics with the Mellon tax reduction plan are very likely to dis cover that they have only played thunder with their own political fortunes. President Coolidge may have split an infinitive in his message, as the Detroit News charges, but it’s a certainty that he sawed a mighty fine lot of wood before the splitting. Uncle Sam reduced his indebtedness a half a billion last year. He will he able to reduce it more rapidly when he exercises his right to tax all kinds of securities. An Omaha man has kept himself poor for several years paying for the advertised courses that promise to show him how to become successful and wealthy. Adam put up the plea that the woman tempted him and he fell. The modern woman offers her chauffeur as an excuse. Police arrested a man because he had $50 worth of silk underwear under his coat. Pray where should he have it? Now you have one guess as to whether Dr. A. A. Murphree is a fundamentalist or a modernist. Homespun Verse —Hjr Omaha’s Own Poet— Robert Worthington Davie THE WHIRLING CRAZE OF BEAUTY. The beauty contest schedule moves along with perfect chuggin*. There jh Sally, Winnie, Minnie, then* is Kntherlno M GujArln; There are fairer ones preparing foi the test—ns one supposes— Wasting time in beauty culture on their cheeks and lips and noses; There are others sweetly smiling in their cradle beds and cooing.— Th««V are dreaming of surpassing what the oldei ones are doing. Hands adept ,,t decorating smooth the rouge and pow der neatly Till the smiles and ogle glances of the smoother •harm completely; Ryes that shun the thread and needle and the most of erstwhile duty Read and revel in the pages for the furtherance of beauty. And the beauty contest suffers not for \yant of compel I tion,— Though 'tin growing far too common to he jointed to 11 adit Ion Marn.nlad* and cake and doughnuts lark the olden taste delirious. While the young prospective husband Is Inclined to he suspicious, And the ago of silk arid satin and the purpose of coterie Caution him to count his money and g«» forward kiiiv what leery.— Hut the maudlin era/.a of beauty to the unknown zenith sallies, While the world -amazed, astounded sinks despondent ly and rallies “The People’s Voice” Editorials from readers of The Morninr Bee Readers of The Morning Bee are invite*, to use this column freely for expression on matters of public interest. A Voice for link's Plan. Omaha—To the Editor of The Oma ha Bee; Something leads people* to ask often. "Is tin? world growing bet ter, or is it growing worse?" It is not difficult to point out some bad indl* « ations; but there are also some good indications. One of the most gratify ing of present world phenomena is the earnest seeking for a way to es* tabling a concord of nations, through which law and order and peace would bring World wide prosperity and hap pincss. In the presence of the terrible conditions that exist in several coun tries and that affect the interests of all countries, to my mind there is a bright light shining and pointing to ward the establishment of law and order and peace. The time has arrived for laying the foundation for a world govern nient and for doing something in the way of building the superstructure. It is a necessity. We must have It. What seemed a mere idle dream a few years ago is Jiow, with all the pres ent facilities of conunijnieation and transportation, looming up as a prac tical and attainable thing. It would not be wise to presume that some persbn or some association of persons can work out in a short time a complete and perfect plan for a world government. Any person who claims to be able to do that should b< kindly led to a back scat. But let us not fail to give due consideration to the suggestions and recommendations of intelligent, practical men and women whose patriotism and breadth of view put aside all partisan preju dices and personal antagonisms or an tipathies and keep steadily before the | mind the establishment of law and or der as prerequisites of peace and pros ! peri tv. Let us not folow those who advise that we keep open house for all peo I pi© and let them loot our pantry and our cellar, nor go to the other ex treme and agree with those who | recognize no social ties nr Interna tional obligations. "He hath made of one blood all the nations of men that dwell on all the face < t the earth.” This is what Paul said in the first centyry. ,Cannot the people of the 20th century* rise tc this level? What are we .here for? There is a right way that lies l»e tween the extremes of careless and indiscreet libernhty and the selfishness | that forbids all friendly services and I connections The "peace plan" now widely published seems to be between , the two extremes that have been ad* I vocated and I arn inclined to think lit is as good an outline for future pro cedure as can be produced, though it behooves 11s to proceed cautiously*. It is well that tb s nation has not been hasty in this regard. HER!AH I*. COCHRAN. The British Labor Party's Program. Omaha.—To the Editor of The Omaha Bee: Preparing to take pule I lie office fop the first time in history, the British labor party has reaffirmed its lofty purpose of just socialism while expn ssing a willingness to co operate in the meantime with any other party along the lines gf advance ment in that direction. The party, it is reported, has the support «>f many British capitalists who believe in a fair field f«»r all, and enough support from the middle class business men to insure the program a fair trial. The Christian Science Monitor, Bos ton. of the 9th instant gives the Brit ish lab«>r party this encouragement: “With a courage born of the hope which s* es in constructive, rather than destructive effort, the redemp tion of the world from its burden of hatred and jealousy left as a legacy of the war. Ham say MacDonald, speaking for th«* victorious labor par ty « f < eat Britain, has proclaimed his policy of peace. Speaking before a vast throng that packed the Royal Albert hall in London, the man who probably in a few days will assume office as Britain's premier, thrilled bis audience by, declaring ‘the quarrel, if it can be called such, tlie misunder standing*, the pin pricks, irritations going on between France and our selves are absolutely deplorable.' Con tinuing, he said: 'They are unworthy of both countries. They do not issue from the minds of the good people of either country. It would be a good thing to do, if we could only do it. to put them all behind ue. to establish with France, Italy. Russia. Germany, Czechoslovakia, all the people of all nations, an understanding, not of rival military forces, but an under standing of humane men and humane women, who have no cause for war, no cause for enmity.' , “That is a declaration worthy of the man who made it. More than tills, it gives promise of a leadership divested of all those narrow and selfish considerations which, wherever manifested or made apparent, indl cate a consuming desire to gain and retain added political power. Mr. MacDonald makes it plain that the party X«r which he speaks Is not am bitious to perpetuate Itself in power, if by so doing it must engender na tionnl hatred and encourage a future resort to war. He would forget the animosities" And the petty quarrels of tile past while striving to re-establish the reign of rightefuisness." Good. To hold to high Ideals, yet embrace the ^progress <if each oppor tunity, or, ns Abraham Lincoln puts it. to "do the !>est we can" under the < ircumstanccs. Is a sane proposition on which nil classes can unite. Let us la*pe that the MacDonald ministry will be a success and that the people of all countries may learn a great h son from it. WILLIS HUDSPETH. Warns of the league. Loomis, Neb—To the Editor of The Omaha Bee. I have been Interested in the letters print ofl in your paper in regard to the Bok peace plan. I hope the people of this great *tate will wake up and vote g.dnst this infamous piece of prop;u mdn • that is being forced on the people as an Indirect wav of ramming the League of Nations down the throat of congress. "We thought that the l.gst election settled lids question once and for good, but it seems t tint Its fi lends are still 11 ying to put if m inMs As the Harding and Foolldge plan Is pending In cnngn • x at the present time. It is not necessary to promote another plan, and congress •dmuld h* allowed to consider the i|u,,*tlon '•n.lfs nxults untrammelled |.y i kunoi or forced by balloting which do. not represent the sentiment of the com tiyn people, who will not take the time to send In their ballots, hi run nlngly contrived that a mm ha real ly. no choice. The very fact that the award was made by a committee who do not rep r*sent the people of the neat middle west, but the men who conceived and tiled to put Mi rie tin* ! i go#* |m stlf (If tent for me to vote against the pisn, snd I only w i-.ii i could < i• t s million vote- ,1 aiu f t I ■ plan W B A BRA 11 \ MH< IN. \ \\ illiug Worker "Any unemployment in this part of the country "Home." Answered Farmer t'nrn fosse!. “The only thing that * work In’ oil HI Slmlln's place is a barrel of rider.”—Washington Star From State and Nation” —Editorials from Other News [tapers— IVrsiiu.il Politics Against Public Business. From the Lincoln Star. The people of Nebraska who elect ed Charles W. Bryan governor by Su, 000 majority do not look with ap I proval on his using that office as a means to advance his personal political ambitions in other directions. 1 hey are disappointed in the fact that lie is givng a large share of his time and attention to laying wires Tor his own election as United Stales sena tor, and also to chasing the pres. dentlal nomination of his party, which necessarily detracts from the value of ids services as the business executive of tlie state government. Mr. Bryan's critics freely predict ed, at the time he was a candidate for governor, that ns soon as he got into that office he would begin to campaign for something higher. It must be admitted that his course lias fulfilled this prophesy. 1.. seems to lie the type of politician who cannot even wait for a decent period of time to elapse after he has had one political honor conferred upon him, before he grows weary of it and starts in pursuit of another. This same quality manifested Itself during Ids term as mayor of Lincoln some years ago. The people of this city elected him as the head of their municipal administration, expecting that he would devote his energies and abilities as a business man to im prove the local government. But no sooner had he taken possession of ike mayor's office than It became ap parent that lie was planning to use •he prestige which it brought him In order to try for the governorship At the very first opportunity, he jumped into the arena as a candidate for ihat office. He was defeated twice by the voters of his own party, in their primary, because of the feel ing that he was putting his own per sonal advancement ahead of the pub lic service. It was hoped, after this double re buke. that Mr. Bryan had learned to hold his ambitions somewhat In check, and when he became a candidate for governor the third time, in 1922. on a platform promising to do away with tlm bureaucratic system built up un der the code law simplifying the Slate government, and reduce taxes, his reentry into state politics met a more cordial reception. Many of those who had ber-n for mer antagonists of Governor Bryan advocated bis ple-tlon. They did so relying upon his pledges that. If he were made governor, he would stay on the job and look after the state’s business They believed that lie pos sessed *he eapaeity for and the ex ticrlenre In business affairs to give the people an efficient and commend a hie administration if he would ap ply himself to the task. Among these supporters who con trihuted to his election as governor, much disappointment Is felt In 'he way Governor Bryan has been d' log things for some months past. He seems to have forgotten that he was elevated to Ills present position .for definite purposes whi-h as vet are but partially accomplished With the job not more than half done he pro poses to abandon it In order to go after something else that he wants more. His actions are such as to inrow a cloud upon his political sincerity, if the voters of Nebraska lose con fidence In their governor, he will have no one Hut. himself to hlame. With ut doubt, they would stand by him if he shoved a disposition to stand bv them. But the faith of the tax nnyera in their leader is badly shaken when he shows an Inclination to quit 'n the middle of the undertaking which he was pledged to carry out. The trio which Governor Bryan i* now taking to W lahington. R. C , os tensiblv to discuss certain matters with government officials and mem tiers of congress from Nebraska but in re ality to locate the democratic ra Mnns! convention at Chicago, will tustly bring down censure upon hmi Tf he charges the exnerse of this trip to the state, lie will deserve the severest condemnation. Former Governor McKelvie msde a similar trip to Washington on one occasion, and snnke to the republican natii nai committee at Its *''e*>lnr held there. He also had "official business" In the national capital on 'he same trio, and the state nald for 't Mr McKelvie was criticized for this and other similar trios, and the nennle expressed their disapproval of ouch things when they elected Mr. Prvnn. __ , In making til's J- tmnev to w ash ,Inst on at the time when the ilemo cratic national cm-mifee Is lc meet there on January 1'. Governor Prvan is doing exactly the snm* ’hinr as to* nrederessor—he was m*relv niav <mi nnlltFs when he passed crltlslsm >•1 Governor McKelvie and other of* Petals of the former admin'strallon »,,* traveling all over the omtntrv Mr Prvan can res* assured that ■ r vie following dwindles In the nex< ■an - Irn h* ha* no one hut himself1 •o blame. \ PnbtJe lt«rnrtn«ibilitr. From the St. T»ul Pi*r»t<-h ' Public ownership of s considerable part of the forest area Is funda mental to a sound forest policy. That contention was emphasised at the hearing conducted by the T'nlted -Stines senate select committee on for estntlon at Cloquet. Minn . where prt vale Interests asserted frankly that It Is Impractical for them to under take reforestation on the tsisls of a substantial timber supply. They shifted the burden to federal and state governments Now Senator Charles 1.. McNary of Oregon, who served as chairman of the select committee, has Introduced a bill which acknowledges that responsibil ity and grasps at n solution. It Is not n committee bill In It' present form, but It has been referred to the select committee and proha Id v embodies Ihe fundamental principles that will be carried by the committee byi In Its final draft. Itlieflv It facilitates the process •( extending the national forests hv sc qulsltlon of additional forest land and b\ transfer of suitable nnrts of the mtldli domain It provides for more liberal co-operation between federal and stale covornments In forest pro 'potion anil Hie suppression of fires: NET AVERAGE PAID CIRCULATION for n»rrmbfr, 1923, of THE OMAHA BEE . Sunday . pn#« not include return*. Uft overft. umplM ot pap#ra spoiled in pi inting and includat no »p#« i«l • i|,i oi fie# circulation of any kind. V A BRIDGE, Cir. Mtr Suliicrihwi and aworu to htfora ma this 7th day of January, 11*14. W\ II QUIVfcY. (3aal) Notary Public it launches reform in local taxation laws, making them conformable to the slow process of timber production, and It encourages the growing of tree crops on the farm. The Superior forest in northern Minnesota illustrates the Inadequacy of the national forest policy. It Is patchwork of federal, state and pri vate holdings, lacking In unity, handi capped by conflicting interests and responsibility and threatened with disintegration. A plea In Its behalf is trending before the present congress, and the basic fault, apparently, is a fault of the whole forest policy, which the McNary bill seeks to correct. If the future of our forests is contingeot on public concern, there must be adr quate public facilities for the arqulsi tion of additional lands stilted prb msrfly to forest prodncton. The pres ent law governing the purchase of forest lands restricts such purchase <o lands important to the regulation of stream-flow In the watersheds of navigable stream" The McNary bill would authorise the purchase of lands for timber production, thus widening the scope of the present law bv ac knowledging the Importance of tim ber production without beating around the bush. A Constructive Kail lieoision. Ffwm th* fit. Joseph N*w« Coming just at this time, when con gress is squaring away for railroad legislation, the supreme court s de cision recognizing the "recapture clause" of the transportation act as a valid part thereof, should have a steadying effect upon the country and upon congress. The decision sus tains that feature of the E^ch-Cunv mins law* which provides that one half of the net “arnings of railroads in excess of 6 per cent shall be paid by the railroads to the government, the fund thus created to be used in obtaining credit for less prosperous carriers. The position taken by the Depart ment of Justice is that the transporta tion act must be viewed as an organic whole, that the roads cannot claim its benefits while seeking to free them selves from w'hat they consider its burdens, and that the present demand of the leading railroad executives for a "let alone" policy toward trans portatlon is scarcely consistent with an effort to get rid of the perfectly reasonable recapture clause. The railroads are proud of the rec ord they have made since the adop tion of the Esch Cummins act. Their recovery since the world war has in truth been extraordinary in several respects. But if some roads are to at tack the recapture clause, others the Labor board clause, still others the consolidation feature and so on. the trade union leaders who are dissatis fied with the arbitration provision will be encourage,} to Insist on the elimi nation of what they call restrictions on the right to strike while the farm bloc will press the demand for the re peal of other features. The demand for the reduction of freight rates is general President Coolidge haH aske,i congress to direct the interstate commerce commission to reorganize the freight structure. The president moreover, with Seer* tary Hoover. Senator Cummins and others urges consolidation of all rail roads into a few great systems They believe this would reduce operating expenses and make for cheaper haul ing. There is opposition to it from many of the more prosperous car riers But consolidation, at least, has a definite promise of relief to the shipping public, which is more than can be said for many of the reme dies" of the several biocs in cong-css. The supreme court’s decision should disarm much of the criticism «hlch in the last year has been di rected againat the transportation act. and should help‘to direct legislation along constructive lines. Cry oj the Soul Give me the blizzard'* ley blast. The north w ind * sullen blow, Let me meet you as you pass— You are my friend—not foe. I rare not for the sheltered life. Warm rooms and pampered joys. I love the storm clouds’ strife The lightning's flash—the thunder's noise. My soul is only happy when The elements clash and Jar. Sometimes It seems beyond my ken— My soul—as It travels afar. I go out through the endless space | That Omar called a bowl; We seem to meet—face to face— Heaven and my soul. My soul and heart they Seem to always be at war, Not Joy or peace or play, Put just contentment striving fa: ! —H. F." Gilbert. Center Shots ! New York Is preparing to padlock the front doors of all Its saloons, but patrons will doubtless t»e satisfied with the side entrances.—Norfolk Ledger Dispatch. Well, it might really lje economy to have the navy chase the rum fleet, It j would save the expense of going south for target practice.—Elizabeth Jour ! nal. Newspapers report that the United States senate is deadlocked, but there is no news In the first syllable of the word.—Norfolk Ledger Dispatch. A married man can t«dl a bachelor —'hut he can't make him believe It. —Muskogee Phoenix If bedtime- stories are intended to put babies to sleep there can be no good reason why that broadcasting outfit now set up in the United .States capital cannot be put to us*—Martins Ferry Times. The head of the house who didn't know until he was a grown man that there was anything to a turkey but the neck, finds times and the family organization so changed that the same old neck is stili his.—Waterloo Tribune. j Just observe whether a roan earr.es i a baby like a lighted lamp or like an i Abe Martin v We alias feel kind o' lost, kind o' ike we’d .iest finished a good book, when we make a last payment. Kin^ Tut took no rhances, but at hat he finally lost ever’thing. <• %ynght. 1924) »vercoat, and you'll know whethe he's married <>r not.— Bay City Time'* Tribune. pr* nt Coclidpe ought to know fiy this Cm* that he isn’t vice pr*si >nt uny l< nger and can talk right DUt.—Trenton Times. A generation or ho ago a doctor wit. * i ni* e bum h of whiskers didn't need =*ven a Connect.cut diploma—Peters }urg Progress Index. When in Omaha Hotel Conant -rTrv.ii . Systematic Samm ! 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