Cyclone Cellars in Style Among J D State Democrats Congressmen Howard, More head and Shallenbarger Cautious Over Presi dential Outlook. By P. ('. POWELL. Washington t orri-sponclrnt The Omaha Her. Washington.Jan 7.—With political storm cloudj shutting out the sun light of harmofty in the democratic camp since "Brother Charley” elimi nated all other presidential candidates excepting himself, democratic mem bers of the Nebraska delegation are stirking their heads in the sand for protection. .That is, nil excepting Edgar How ard, who, when asked as to his favor ite candidate for president sat down ajid in the flowery words he com hianded described a man for president who has never been on this earth since the crucifixion. Following is iVigar Howard’s description of his choice for president in the democratic ranks as written by him on his faith t til and constantly clicking type writer: T am at a lo-s to understand wrhy so many of tlie newspaper corre - pendents should lie requesting a new ■ did raw congressman like me to men tion the name of my preferred candi-’ ■Hite for the democratic nomination tor president of the l’nited States. That would be easy for me, because the logical choice above all others that I imagine everybody ought to know his name without me to -peak It. "I have said before, and I here re peat it, that the namo ef my pre ferred candidate for president is the name of the greatest humanitarian modern days—a name spoken re pectfully and lovingly in every country and in every clime w here love nf liberty lives in the hearts of men. "That statement ought to he so plain that even the children will un derstand, and begin repeating the name of my preferred candidate for president of the United States." When it came to John li. More head to speak right out in public, the i anny Scotch-Irishman drew a long In'enth, shuddered and said: "At this time issues have not reached such a point that one can sav with any degree of accuracy the man best fitted to lead the deino i-ratio hosts. I might say. however, ihat I am a democrat still, but very dtill at this time.” From Ashton C. Shallenbarger’s 'ips came never a sound, excepting a negative shake of the head. It will he remembered that many months ico Congressman Shailenbarger is sued a statement lauding Henry Ford to the skies and indorsing him for -lie democratic nomination for presi lent. He was the original Ford boost er in Nebraska. He declines to even Jiscuss Henry Ford any longer. And thus spake the three demo •ratio congressmen of Nebraska on >ne of the liveliest issues in national lolitics. Two of them are former gov rnors and one a former lieutenant governor. ■Ix-Representative Jacobs Dies at Broken Row Home Broken Bow, Neb., Jan. 8.—Former spite Representative Florlan Jacobs died of apoplexy at his home in this city. Masonic funeral services will probably be held Thursday after aeon. Economics Head Featured in Magazine . * Miss Margaret Feilile, head of the department of home economics of the [i'niversity of Nebraska, figures prom inently in the leading editorial of the January' issue of the riotorial Re view, on ‘‘The High Cost of Wast ing,” by Ida Clyde Clarke. Miss Fedde’s statement that the av erage farmers’ wife in Nebraska docs work worth $4,004 a year “started something,” declares Miss Clarke. The Nebraska woman is the first who has ever figured out what the wives’ bill against tlie husbands should lie, ac cording to the writer. The bill made out by Miss Fedde for the farmer’s wife is figured at current wage rates and Is quoted by the Pictorial as follows: For planning, cooking and serving meals, $10 a week, totalling $320 a year; for wash ing and ironing, two days a week, at $2.50 a day, $200: for cleaning, scrub bing and general care of the house, two days a week at $2.50 a Slay, $200; for sewing and mending for self, hus band and children, two days a week nt $3 a day, $312; for care of children and sick. *25 a week, totalling $1,300; for assisting-hired man, care of milk, poultry, etc., $20 a week, totalling $1,040: miscellaneous. $6 a week, total ling $3f2. Grand total, $4,004. Of course, the maker of the bill explains, the farmer's wife seldom gets the money she earns. Miss Fedde will appear at the con vention of the State Society of Home Keonomies which opens its conven tion nt the I'niversity of Nebraska college of agriculture in Lincoln to day. A number of prominent club wo men of the state, including Mrs. W. LeRoy Davis, state president of the Woman's League of Voters; Mrs. G. II. Went*, state president of the Par ent Jeachers’ association, and either Mrs. Paul Perryman or some repre sentative sent by her. will address the convention. Mrs. Mignon Quaw Lott, Bozeman, Mont., rerreation specialist, and Dean Alfred Viviap, Ohio agri cultural college, will be speakers. Lion Bonding Receiver Removed for Economy Lincoln, Jan. S—K. C. Knudson, deputy secretary of the department of trade and commerce, today issued a statement in which he declared that his department had full author ity to discharge Amos- Thomas of Omaha as receiver of the Lion Bond ing and Surety company. His department, according to Knudson, derives its power from a court order of Judge A. C. Wakeley. In this statement Knudsen Intimates that Thomas was removed because the company Nvas not being liquidat ed as "rapidly and cheaply as possi hie.” Aurora Couple Found Dead, Both Victims of Apoplexy Aurora, Neb., Jan. 8.—Mr. and Mrs. Conrad Kugland, 78 and 76, re spectively, were found dead In bed In their home. Apoplexy Is thought to have been the cause. Last October Mr. and Mrs. Kug land celebrated their 56th anniver sary of marriage. Fifty years ago Kugland organised and preached at the German church north of Hamp ton. Two sons and two daughters survive. Thoroughly mix the shortening and flour before, adding water. A Test for Rest— TER the sleepless night, and you wonder about the cause, has it ever occurred to you that it may be caffeine, the drug in coffee, that keeps you awake? Suppose you try Postum as your mealtime beverage, for at least ten days— Put it to the test! At your first sip of Postum, you will understand why, by many, it is preferred equally for its delicious flavor and for it wholesomeness. Postum is absolutely free from the coffee drug, caffeine, or anything that can cause restless nights or uncom fortable days. Sold by grocers everywhere! Postum for Health “There's a Reason Your grocer sella Fortum in two forms: Instant Fostum (in tin*} prepared instantly in the cup by the addition of boiling water. Fostum Cereal (in packages) for those uho prrter the liavor brought out bv boiling fully 20 nunutts. The cost of either form is about one-hali cent a cup. Battle of Words Waged by Jilted Man and Girl They Air Their Views of Opposite Sex—Girl Is Capable But Hasn’t Cultivated Disposition Necessary for Happiness. Jty MARTHA ALLEN Here's a man and a woman's point of view in one letter: Dear Martha Allen: Well, the storm is dver now. I just had a 10-minute sermon which seemed like an hour, preached to me. I was alone in tho office when a man I know came in and started on me. I guess he just had a quarrel with his girl who Is one of these rich, dressed-up girls. He started in telling me that girls like me who are typists and do office work ought to be satisfied with our share. And he said the present gen eration of girls, especially, are getting worse and worse. We couldn't cook, sew or do anything but dress up and go to parties, he added. I told him he should preach to those who are made that way, not to me. I stay home most all the time and can cook and sew. I was engaged to a nice young man but he went off and married some one else. They say that men are all right; they are sinless. It is all the girl's fault. Oh, Miss Allen, what a queer lot these men are. I cried night after right about one 1 thought loved me but oh, never again. I just had to tell someone. Please forgive me. I would like to hear something from you. B. All of which is proof that there is some truth in the sa; ing "It's all in the point of view." But, B. write to me whenever you feel the need to tell your troubles. I am glad to be a trouble tank any time. You seem to have become hitter all cn account of just one man who prov ed to be not worth one moment's fur ther thought. Don't let sarcasm, cynicism, or any other bad traits get Into your mind ns fixtures. There are plenty of nice men in this world. They're not half as bad as you think, hi. Some day a nice one will come along and will appreciate your abil ity to cook, sew, and above all, to keep a sweet disposition. As for the man who delivers ser mons. take into consideration that he was a hit “miffed'" hy his girl. He'll get over it so don't take his remarks too seriously. He evidently reached for a peach and got a lemon. New Home or Old? Dear Martha Allen; I am 20 and engaged to a man four years my sen ior. I have been Intimately ac quainted with him for four years, so I surely can make no mistake in mar rying him. He Is honest and square In his deal ings with men. true to me a^H in every way a desirable mate. I am en vied by my friends and I love him with ail my heart. My real trouble Is this: He lives several hundred miles away now and we shall make our home there. Except for brief visits, I have never been away from home in mv life. My visits were always short, because I hecanjo desperately homesick. AVould this happen in my new home? I shall he called upon to move in an entirely different circle than the one to which I am accustomed. Every thing and everyone will ho strange except my husband. Is this a yellow streak In me that makes me_ so afraid, or is It natural for every girl to feel as I do when shells about to take such Jtn Important step? My hope chest and trousseau are just finished, but I am worried about my wedding, torn between homesick ness and love for my fiance. Any I doing wrong by holding this secret from my lover and mother? If this seems trivial to you, it cer tainly does not to me. It is one of the gravest realities I've ever had to face. Your advice and counsel mean everything to me. I’lease tell me what to do. I am almost prostrated. GEORGIA. You're not the first girl, Georgia, who has had a few qualms as the day of marriage’ draws near. Take your courage with you anil go ahead as many thousands of girls have done. By all means tell your mother and sweetheart about you fear of horne it. Confession often lifls a seeming eit. Confsslon often lifts a seeming weight off the mind. They may have several suggestions to make, such as making a visit to your home twice a year, or plans made by your mother to spend several months at your new home. You seem a hit young to be think ing of marriage, but I ain sure If you love this n.on you will he happy. Ib is evidently too fine to give up for any little reason like homesickness. That is a feeling that can be overcome slowly, and you can do it by occas ional visits and interest in the new home. At any rate, try it out and it will tie much easier than it looks to you at present. Stop worrying and the future won't he half as terrifying as vou make it by concentration upon this one object. Good lin k to you. _ Adele Garrison “My Husband’s Love” Motlier Graham Gave Her Orders to Harriet. There was a finality In my mother in-law’s voice which I had often heard, and which many times had Ir ritated and angered me by its or | rogance. But there was no resent ment in my heart now. only a rev erential admiration and tenderness for the resolute spirit with which she was dominating the tragic prob lem which so suddenly had confront ed us. For she was dominating it—there was no mistake about that from the first minute she was aide to speak after the swoon which followed her hearing of her daughter's death. Harriett, Gillian and I, all of us women accustomed to confronting and conquering emergencies, were like errand girls, following her com mands. She thought of everything from stipulating that Harriet should have a heated dosed car to the sta tion for fear rtf getting chilled, fo the messages which site wished Mrs. BraIthwaite to give to her dying son in-law, If his ears were not already closed to all earthly things. "Tell William, Harriet,” she said when her daughter was ready for her journey, "that lie need have no wor ry about the children's future. They are to come right here and I know that Itlrhard and Margaret anil you and Kdwin will help to make them happy." I happened to be watching my ais ter-ln-law's face, and at her mother's last words I saw a look so odd, so foreign to her usual Iron composure, flash Into her eyes that when It fled, as swiftly as it came. X wondered If my nervous imagination had not played me false. William's Will. r or It was a fiercely eager, pos seaslve look with a touch of resent ment in It, a look such as an ab surdly Jealous young mother might give to some woman to whose arms her baby went willingly. There was given me no time for speculation upon It, however, for my mother In law waa speaking again, emphatically, rising to a sitting posture despite Dr. Pettit’s protesting movement, and emphasizing her words with an Insistent forefinger. * “And William must mnka a will " she declaimed, "if It’s only ten words and his signature, but the guardian ship of those children must lie given In one of us. You know what his peo ple are. Harriet—” again the refer ence to the unhappiness poor William Harrison hail suffered at the hands of Ills own kinsfolk—“and the man couldn't rest In his gravo If thrive shark* got possession of the children. William hasn't a fortune, but lie has enough properly taken care of to clothe arid educate tile children, and the l.ord knows the rest of us inn see Unit they have s home and food. Hut If that brother of lils gets hold of Iho money and the children—Har 'let, I shall die and haunt you If you don’t see that William makes n will. Met hold of some lawyer; no I II tell YOU what while you are going In this afternoon, we ll telephone Itlch atd to get hold of his lawyer and have the will drawn tip, to take with vou, then all William'll hav« to do Is to sign It.’’ Tile l.ast tinier. From the doorway I.Milan signaled silently that the taxi had srrlved. Mother firnlmni’s kern rv<» saw her. and she beckoned Imperatively to her daughter who came anxiously to her side and nut her arm* around the Indomitable old figure. “Don't you spend tail (hue wot [tying about me, Harriet, ith« salt I "I'll he all right.” The next words were whispered, but I heard them dis tinctly—"Kiss I.lsa once for me snd —put—some—roses—In her hands. Goodby,” this last aloud, "and don't let William die until he signs that Will.” She pushed her daughter away from her and Harriet with an anxious look, and her lower lip almost bitten through, hurried out of the room. IJr. Pettit went closer to his patient but she put up an Imperative hand. "You wouldn't dare give me any more drops Just yet," she said, "and I’ll last out what 1 want to do. Mar garet, get Richard on the telephone." "I don't know where I'll find him now. mother,” I said, honestly puzzled. "We already telephoned them that Harriet was starting, and they were leaving there then.” "That’s your business, not mine,” she retorted sharply. "You snd Mrs. Underwood put your heads together, and get Richard or Edwin on that telephone If you have to get the chief of police on the Job. And when you get (hem. If I can't talk to them, tell them to have an air tight will drawn up bequeathing William s money to the children, and the guardianship of the children to—to—one of us. She closed her eyes wearily, and Dr. Pettit bent watchfully over her, while Lillian and I waited tensely. When he raised his head, he nodded to us reassuringly, but waved us out of the room, and I knew that my mother-inlaw, having put In motion all the things site wished done had sagely set herself to the task of keep ing absolutely quiet that she might conserve her strength for whatever else lay before her. Hostesses for Mrs. Chase. Mrs. Clement Chase of Chicago Is the guest of Mrs. Victor Caldwell. Next week she will he with Mrs. Charles Offutt and the week follow ing, with Mrs. Milton Barlow. Mrs. O. T. Eastman will give a luncheon for her on Friday at her home. Mrs. Cates Hostess. Mrs. Milo Oates will give a lunch eon Friday for Mrs. Snmuel Cooper of Sewickley, I’a. Ben Want Ads Produce Results. Holiday Camp Directors Here Sara G. Holiday of Holiday camp fame is in Omaha this winter with Miss Mary V. Farnuir/, new recrea tional director for the Girls Commun ity Service League. They are lo rated at the St. George, 113 North Thirty-first avenue. The girls have two summer camps, one at Lake Okobnjl for juniors with Miss Far num in charge and the other at Hackensack, Minn., for girls over 14, presided over by Miss Holiday. Horseback riding and canoe trips are the special activities of the Minnesota camp. The land is a beautiful stretch between two lakes. Swim ming, dramatics, nature study and aesthetic dancing are on the schedule of activities. Among the Omaha girls who were Holiday a ns last summer are Jean Robbins, Ellen Stearns, Gertrude Marsh. Gertrude Pollard, Helen Krug, Jean Brownlee, Mary Jane I.emere, Wilma McFarland, Margaret Rig and in other years their tampers have included Ruth Chatfield, Dorothy Hussle, Oeorgine Rasmussen, Daisy Rich, Doris Segur, Barbara Christie, Marian Sturdevant, Mary Larrnon and Mary Wyman. Miss Holiday, whose home Is Bur lington, la., received her camp train ing in the east under Dr. and Mrs.; Luther Gulick, catr/pfire founder*.' Personals ______________ Mrs. H. M. Adams has postponed her trip to California until late February. - Miss Marie S. Klein returned home Saturday after two weeks in Des Moines. Mr. and Mrs. G. P. Kinrade. par ents of Mia. Paul Gallagher, wilt re turn to Kansas City Friday. Mr. and Mrs. Phillip Gilmore of Nevada, Mo., left Monday for their home following a visit with Mr. and Mrs. George Gilmore. Mr. and Mrs. Henry F. 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