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Transportation is the key factor in the problem of distribution, and distribution is just now the dominant element in the whole system of human life. It makes or mars the happiness of the race. The Middle West Foreign Trade conference, -itting in Omaha, gave its chief attention to the discussion of transportation. O. E. Bradfute, presi lent of the American Farm Bureau federation, sum ned up the case for the farmer fairly well in these sentences; "Agriculture In the past has asked freight rate reduction. It has been answered by the railroads to the effect that the suggestion was impossible. If thut is true, the farmer must find other means of transporting his products to distribution points. This matter is entirely up to the railroads.” What has actually taken place in the world within the last few months? In October, the ground under the trees of prune orchards along the Co lumbia river in Washington was blue with fruit that was allowed to rot, because it could not be sent to market. Apple growers in the Hoos river and other orcharding sections of the northwest complained because they could not get the abundant yield harvested and marketed, the great obstacle being freight rates. Similar tales come from California. One day last week a wagon load of potatoes sold on the street in Alliance for 10 cents a bushel, and on the same day potatoes were HO cents a peck in Omaha. We do not need to turn to Germany or Russia to find people who are hungry. Many can be found l ight here in our happy land. Yet food was allowed to rot in the fields and orchards where it grew. Probably the railroads are not altogether to blame for the state of affairs that exists. Some thing is wrong, however, and the country needs some statesman who will present and apply a remedy. It is absurd that anyone should lack for food in a land so blessed as ours, yet many do. Dr. Malthus would laugh if he could see what has come to pass. In stead of the races of the earth multiplying to point where a sufficient supply of food can pot be produc ed, we have reached that remarkable state where we can not get the food from the fields to the hungry mouths. Such an anomaly challenges our civilization. Un til it is made possible that no one lies down at night unfed or sets out hungry in the morning to look for work or to attend school, the report of the De partment of Agriculture as to the enormous yield of American farms will be a mockery. \ . CHRISTMAS CAROLS. .'-mong other good things that we have lost sight of in our haste and bustle is the old custom of sjng ing Christmas carols. In times past, and not so far gone that; some yet alive can remember, it was the custom for bands of singers to wander around the neighborhood, singing the good old Christmas songs of peace and good will.’ It has come to pass, however, that church choirs are expected to do the Christmas caroling for us, failing which the jazz record is put on the phonograph and Christmas ushered in to the tunes of “Sweet Mamma” or “I Got Some Kind of Blues or Other.” The dying out of the good old fashion of singing Christmas carols began about the time that men began commercializ ing Christmas. The Christmas cantata is all right in itc place, but it can never take the place of the old-fashioned Christmas carols sung by men and women, boys and girls, their voices ringing out on the frosty in "Holy Night” or “It Came Upon a Midnight Clear.” Carol singing makes not only for a better understanding of what Christmas really means, but it makes for a more neighborly spirit, and a better community spirit. Nothing would serve better to make the coming Christmas a thing to be remembered with joy than to have groups of carol singers in every community. It doesn’t matter whether they arc trained vocalists; it only matters that they have the spirit of Christ mas in their hearts and try to give expressions to' it with their voices. It is the fellowship, the good will, the charity, the neighborliness, that makes for Christmas. And what better way to cultivate it and then give ex pression to it than by singing the old Christmas carols more, and relying less upon the trained church choir? PLAYING THE GAME SQUARELY. Dr. Leighton Parks, rector of St. Bartholomew's Protestant Episcopal church. Now York, is clearly within hi» individual rights when he insists upon being free to express his individual opinion about the virgin birth of Christ, or any other subject. But has he a right to insist upon the individual privilege of denouncing one of the tenets of his (hureh and keep on insisting upon his right to main tain his priestly connection with his church? The employe who persists in disobeying the in structions of his employer need expect nothing hut dismissal, and he deserves nothing less. To plead his individual right to do and think as he pleases is to exhibit his lack of moral prcception. If Dr. Parks finds himself out of harmony with his church he should by all means get out of it. When he took holy orders he agreed to certain fundamental prin ciples of his church. The church has not changed, Out he has, therefore he should have the grace to gracefully retire, taking advantage of his free American privilege of giving his reason for the action. One might easily admire Dr. Parks for his Independence of thought, but there is nothing about bis defiance of church authority to admire so long a. he insists on participating in the councils of the ehurch whose authority and creed he defies. .lust how he can pretend to be eligible to continue in good standing in the priesthood when he sets at. defiance the authorities of the church he pledged himself to obey, and strikes at the very fundamental upon which his church is founded, may be clear to him, hut not to others. Independence of thought and action is one thing; endeavoring to partake of the loaves and fishes in a household he would disrupt, is quite another, i^ev. Dr. Parks would present a far bet ter spectacle if he were to resign his rectorship nod no longer pretend to be what he is not. "SATURDAY NIGHT IN OUR TOWN.” Full of interest are the stories printed every Sunday morning under thafc caption, and appearing on the editorial page of The Omaha Bee. But their interest is not the only thing that should arrest your attention. The purpose of the series is not merely to interest. The chief purpose is to induce readers in every Nebraska town and village to look around them and see if they can not find something really worth while in their town. “Get acquainted with your neighbor; you may like him,” is mighty good advice. There are a lot of fine people in your town, if you only take the trouble to locate them. There are a lot of mighty good points about your town if you look for them, instead of spending so much time complaining about the lack of enterprise and entertainment. If enter tainment features are lacking in your town, perhaps you are as much to blame as anybody else. If there is a lack of public spirit it is easily possible that you are partly to blame. t As long as you liviHn your town, make it really your town. If you do not know something good to say about, take Abe Martin’s advice and think up some thing. If you can not get up enough energy to join with others in promoting the general welfare of your town, for goodness sake have the good taste to refrain from “knocking.” Your town is just what you make it—good or bad, enterprising or mossback, public spirited or old fogy. It’s your town, and it deserves the best you have in you. If you think things are going wrong do not stand off on the sidelines and criticise; get into the game and help make things go right. Are you a member of your town’s Community club? If not, why not? If you have children in your town’s schools, are you a member of the Par ent-Teacher association? Are you helping to create a better musical and literary atmosphere by joining with others in helping to put across the winter lyceum course? Are you helping to build for better business in your town by supporting your home merchants, or are you sending your money to the Chicago mail ordert houses? What The Omaha Bee is trying to do is to foster public spirit in your town; trying to cause its coun try town readers to indulge in introspection; trying to build for better citizenship. There is not a town or village in Nebraska that is measuring up to its possibilities, due to the fact that the citizens are not measuring up to their full duties as citizens. This is not said in any spirit of criticism, but rather in a spirit of helpfulness and with the sole desire of arousing more local pride. “Saturday night in your town” ought to be a big night. It ought to be big in a business sense, in a neighborly sense, and in the sense of public spirit. As long as you are a citizen of your town it is your duty to work for its betterment. If you can and simply will not, then the sooner you get out of the road and give your betters the right of way, the quicker your town will forge ahehd. “Kick” if you must, but'don’t "knock.” The best citizen in your town is the man who sacrifices the most for, and works the hardest for, its finan cial and social betterment. TWO. DIE FOR MOB'S WHIM. “Their assailants then fled.” Four words close the tale of how two men were assassinated by a mob in an Oklahoma town. Shot down without an opportunity to defend themselves, without a chance to expostulate* to explain, or even to beg for mercy, the victims fell, and then the cowardly murderers swiftly put out to secure each safety for himself. Nothing is more cowardly, nothing more cruel than a mob. In this case the ostensible reason was to enforce an “unwritten law” of the community that excludes negroes from residence. The constitu tion of the United States, the laws of the country, mean nothing. Unwritten law, which means the ipse dixit of a few men, takes place of all other forms of law, and sooner than allow a negro to re main peaceably where he was employed, the mob takes two lives. No wonder Abe Martin bills the wheat farmer to take courage, “For human life a’int worth nothin' neither.” The New York police having put their official “O. K.” on Hamlet, it may now be safely presented out in the stick#! as having had quite an extended run in Gotham. A Missouri exchange desires to know whether it is pronounced sax-o-phon-ist or sax-oph-o-nist. We insist upon the latter, with the' extreme accent on the “oph.” The Kansas judge who fined his wife for speed ing probably heard a lot of contempt of court voiced when he arrived at home for dinner. Whatever the ultimate issue of the Sunshine Girl case may be, its hero will still have first claim on the top hole in damphoolishness. Some sheep-headed men have been imported I from Peru, but the old home supply of pig-headed men has never run short. The next president of the United States will be | nominated at Cleveland, O. Thnt’s where n former j president was nominated. After Los Angeles is completely renovated, fumigated ami purified, it will really be a paradise for real estate men. Must be something in “the curse of Tutank hamen.” Look at some of the styles he is responsible for. Our Mexican neighbors appear to be enjoying themselves after the fashion they are accustomed to. ! Homespun Verse —Hy Omaha'* Own Purl— Robert IT’ortliinuton Davie THERE IS A JOURNEY. There I* .1 Journey dearly fond Whic h homeward lends, and then h* ' . n l The daytime cares and discipline • >f toll when yearnings usher In, And drift a way, while wheels turti on Until the* working day is gone. There Ik a Journey glad and sweet, There is confusion on the street As crowd* surge onward, treading to I inthi ailing, sacred rendexvou*— When Hun’s half hidden evening gleams Lead them to quiet and to dream*. There I* a Journey alway* new. Aral swed with mcm’ry, leading l«» True welcoming* which ever hies* The tired one* with happiness, A lid leave them sh*!t'*ted hy the aif" < tf Home s exhilarating < harms. “The People's Voice” Editorials from reader* -of The Morn* in* Bee. Readers of The Morning I'.ee are Invited to use this column freely for expression on matters of public Interest. Jazzing Old Faiths. David City, Neb.—To the Editor of The Omaha Bee: I have read with great interest the splendid" editorial on "Jazzing the Bible," also the letter of Mrs. Eva Shearer In regard to same. Mr. Shearer deplores the at titude of some ministers who, as she asserts, east doubts into the minds of their hearers by their open con fession of disbelief in some of the teachings of the Good Book. But are they nut within their rights? • They are but exercising the right of private interpretation, a fundamental princi ple uf reformed Christianity. If the reason of every individual Christian Is the supreme and infallible Inter preter of holy scripture, why should the ministers lie censured? It would seem that at times they go too'far, when they disbelieve and contradict the plain, literal and ob vious sense of tfie Bible. For in stance, 1 have before me an excerpt of the sermon of a prominent Omaha preacher on “Heaven and Hell." in this sermon the preacher told his audience that he did not believe that “hell was a lake of tire and brim stone." That is all very nire and I am sure we would like to believe the same thing. But the words of Christ (if we believe Him to be divine and therefore Infallible truth Itself, Who can neither deceive rtor tie deceived), are too plain. I will give one instance: "Then He shall say to them also that shall be on His left hand; depart from Me, you cursed, into everlasting Ore which was prepared for the devil and his angels." Cf. Matt, xxv, 41. If. according to the preachers, this is but a flgurp of speech, then God, trinity, redemption, heaven, hell, hu man soul, etc., are likewise nothing more than figures of speech. It seems difficult to reconcile the everlasting punishment of hell with the infinite mercy of God. But we must bear in mind that though God’s mercy, Just as His other attributes, is infinite in extent, It is not infinite in its application to man. God gives every human being a sufficient allot ment of grace whereby he can attain eternal life, but when that grace is constantly resisted and rejected, God abandons the hard-hearted and ob stinate sinner because he “hath not known the time of His visitation.” Christ says to the sinner; "You shall seek Me and shall not find Me. You shall seek Me and you shall die in your Hins." John vll, 34; yiil, 21. The world is surely far from the "one Lord, one faith, one baptism" of St. Paul. And there will not be one Lord, one faith, one baptism, un less there Is some Infallible authority (guided by the Holy Spirit, “who will teach you all truth and abide with you forever,") to interpret the scrip tures for all. The Apostle Peter writes In his second epistle: "And account the long suffering of our Lord, sal vation: ns also our most dear Brother Paul, according to the wisdom given him, hath written to you; as also In all his epistles, speaking to then* of these things: In which are certain things hard to be understood, which the unlearned and unstable wrest, ns they do also the other r-rtptures. to their own destruction. You, there fore, brethren, knowing these things before, take heed lest being led aside by the error of the unwise, you fall from your own steadfastness." II Peter, 15-17. How, then, can there he amity of faith, wfiien In the same denomina te one minister affirms and another denies the divinity of Uhl 1st and other fundamental truths? A EBERT BAUMAN. Marriage and Divorce. Othaha:—To the Editor of The Omaha Bee: Since you printed the K In Christ .l**su.“ Who being in the form of God. thought It not robbery to b»» o«jual with God Hut made ll.m^Hf f no reputation, and took upon Him the form of a servant, and w »* mad* in tha likeness of men: A ml being found in fashion h* a man He humbled Himself, and became obedient unto death, even the death of the cross Wherefore God ■•.Iso hath highly exalted lllm and given Him a name which la above every name Phil. 2 6 9. Our prayer to Thee. O Wither, Is In the name of Thy Son, Who forgave our aina on the crons. Help us hv Thy Holy Spirit to separate ourselves from win Hnd enter Into the Inherit anc© of Thy redeemed children. May . wo this day give the world in spirit ual blessing far more than wo re eei\e In material gain. May we real ize that our safety of soul and body is In Thee, nnd upon Thee we « m do pend fi»r nil our need. May we have a genuine love for nil humanity, and seek the salvation of all people. May wo he of rent help to someone, and | may all see In us more of Christ than they can see of self Unto God our Father, Christ our flnvlor, and the Holy Ghost our C m forter, he all glory. Amen. nr.v jAMvep h k:.t. Philadelpnla. Pa NET AVERAGE CIRCULATION for November, 1923, of THE OMAHA BEE Daily.73,950 j Sunday.79,265 ; Does not Include returns, left overs, samples nr papers spoiled In printing and Includes no special sales ot fire clu illation of any kind B. BREWER, Gen. M«r. V. A. BRIDGE, Cir. M*?r Subscribed and sworn to hr for* me this 6th day of December, 192.1 W If QUIVEY I t Seel I Notary Public The Newton News opines that whether many members of the legisla ture are returned again depends very largely upon the length of time the present session continues. The Anamosa Eureka has some de cided opinions of its own. Noting that A. J. Ranks, a candidate fur governor, recently shucked and cribbed 120 bushels of corn one day, the Eureka points out that "it would be a shame to spoil a good busker to make a good governor." Reing in a somewhat pessimistic frame of mind the Waterloo Courier Iiredicts that "some bullheaded legis lator will disregard public opinion and horn in with an irrelevant measure." In which event the Courier says that at the polls next election said legisla tor "should get it where the turkey got it the night before Thanksgiv ing." _ The Marshalltown Times-Republi can says that "Quiet Cal” and "Hol lering Hi" are now both in the ring, and describes it as a "contest be tween a slugger and a boxer." The Eagle Grove Eagle, after ad mitting that Hiram Johnson is a tire less and inveterate fighter, opines that lie will go into the discard. Then the Eagle asserts that the best guess at this time is Mr. Collidge. Noting that the White House is de clared to be unsafe the Waterloo Tribune says that this condition will made the radicals all the more anx ious to occupy it. "They Just dote on anything that Is unsafe,", de clares the Tribune. The Davenport Democrat, noting that Senator Lodge has again been delegated to the task of leading the senate, wants to know where he is going to lead it. The Algona Republican notes that 75 cent corn does not emphasize its qualities as a fuel. The Carrdil Herald Insists that thejre is such a thing as being too aw fully conservative, reasoning there fore that "there are those who have a right to la» considered conservative who would not he sorry to see Hiram Johnson win the Iowa delegation." Noting that some of its exchanges are worrying lest the legislature take up consideration of a lot of new legis lation, the Knoxville Express re marks that all that sort of thing is its idea of nothing at all to worry about. "If anything needs fixing, fix it," demands the Express, looking right at a lot of useless employes on the state payroll. In the opinion of the Atlantic News Telegraph I'resident Coolidge strengthened himself Immeasurably in /own by his recent message. The Webster City Freeman Journal has it all figured out that the Rus sian Issue is dying out of the sena torial contest in Iowa. It squarely. Then when we have done what wP know is right, along come people like Hr. Iialtzlv and brand us as ruined. If we find some one else whom we can really love we are branded as adulterers. I have been through this fire and I know I married with the best of intentions and with a high regard for the woman, but somehow the match was not a success. Wo were not happy and we did not work to gether. Hove soon died, and when wo finally decided on divorce we were lo th thoroughly disillusioned and mis-I erable. That was five years ago. I have npt remarried, but 1 feel sure, now that I did the right tiling and my conscience does not hurt me at all. because I did the best I could. j I still respect my former wife, , though I never see her. She has i since remarried and I trust she is I happy. She surely is entitled to hap plness. 'Dr BaJtzly's statement that such] as she are living In sin is Just so , much rot. We neither of us had j what h" ■ ills the onlv scriptural ex cuse for divorce. Nevertheless, It was 1 better for us to he separated. I honestly feel that it is wrong for the church to extract a promise froip ' two young people which they may j afterwards find absolutely impossible to fulfill. Some few people go Into; marriage with unworthy motives, hut the great majority don't, and con sequently the great majority asking divorce » Frank H Wray. No NOT North 15th St., Omaha, Nrb l)ir»cfiona I «V>* a litth or IMh -trert car going north and get i off at .iftth and f imlnu S*.s Third residence south i , _ _ ^ _ I A Wild Goose Chase. From th« Hloux FhIIb Free* People In this section ore frankly nervous shout boasting of exception ally tine weather in fear that an abrupt change might annul the boast. The occasional variations should not, however. Induce timidity in standing firm as to the merits of the general average. This section of the middle went, month in and month out. of fers a wonderful climate—including the invigorating seasonable changes not enjoyed by some boastful regions. We ought to gel in the habit of real izing our tine climate and defending it against all contenders. Climatic perfection does not exist in any region yet discovered. The Cali fornia boosters, by constant reitera tion, have created an imaginative pic ture of tropical grandeur which does not exist in fact. Arable lands of that state are limited to a few narrow val leys, very sandy soil, all underlaid with alkali which comes to the sur face under irrigation and destroys vegetation. These sandy stretches are In marked contrast with the rose gardens usually anticipated by people first going into that state. Neither roses, vegetables nor fruits can be produced except through irrigation and intensive cultivation. Yet California has Its climate. It is a poor substitute for many of the material things of life, but the boost ers have sold it to the country at large. The summers are excessively hot and the winters are excessively damp, but these little details are omitted In the boasting. They have demonstrated that "Keeping everlast ingly at it brings success.” The sell ing efforts are continued on tourists after they reach the state and In keep ing the home folks in the right state of mind. Climatic irregularities in other sections are featured by the Cal ifornia newspapers—tornadoes, bliz zards. floods, lightning, etc. It is fairly common to hear a for mer South Dakotan in California say "I alw-ays liked South Dakota and made all my money there, but I don't believe that I could stand the winters now.” The midwest has had severe winters, to he sure, but they are very much the exception. What Californ ian would have suffered discomfort in the Winter of 1321-22. 1922 23. or dur ing the normal early winter period of 1323? The damp, chilling winter days of California surely suffer in com parison with the balm-v and invigorat ing November and December days just gone by. Perhaps it is because this section has so many other things to boast about that climate has been minimized. Only a few days ago California suf fered killing frosts from one end to the other That is not an occasion for exultation to the middlewest, but does emphasize that California has its own climatic troubles. Temperatures in the interior (warmerl districts ranged as low as 17 degrees above zero, low enough for a stiff freeze. An early frost in the corn belt may damage one corn < top. A killing frost in the citrus belt may cause damage taking rr.-vnv years to repair. The California stampede of the past year, savoring of an immense wild goose . hase will bring Its toll of grief and disappointment In the Inevitable reaction. There is no sound basis for It Men and women have left good jobs promising business enterprises and productive farm homes to pursue a boom bubble, with nothing back of it. Ere long the bubble will burst and the climate diet will pall. It is just ordinary boarding house hash with a French name, anyhow. \ct of Heal Kindness. from The Sidney (Neb.) Tul-arsph Aleut four weeks ago Henry Ehm ke of the Bunker Hill vicinity had the misfortune to receive a fracture of his leg and everything came to a stop in his field. But last Monday 28 of bis neighbors with 22 teams went to Mr. Ehmkes farm, invaded his corn field and shucked and crib lied l.t'10 bushels of rorn Mr. Khm ke was rendered practically helpless as a result of his injury and thia act on the part of his neighbors was very much appreciated by him. and | they went home feeling much better for having done a friend a good turn. Farmers are very busy but they too are mindful of the golden rule and always ready and willing to help a friend indeed. Such kind acts as this make the world a tietter place in which to live. The Fanner is Not Footed. From the Milwaukee Journal. If the farmer had swallowed all the political propaganda about how much better he Is off financially today than he waa yesterday, or how much worse off he might la- than he Is. he would be psychologically drunk with pros perlty. But your farmer is a rather i careful thinker. He mulls things over thoroughly. And whatever may be said alanit his relative standing ves terday and today, he has his eye on the future Tills Is indicated by the following resolution adopted at the annual convention of the American Farm Bureau federation: "We urge the immediate adoption by the American g<>\ crnrr.ept of a I vigorous foreign policy designed to j carry out America's obligations re | suiting from her war alms and the , terms of the armistice which ended the war. and thus to restore |>enoe and pr<>s|«erity to Europe." The farmer knows that If he Is to dispose of his wheat and corn—the latter on the hoof—Ills best customer must be aide to buy. He Isn't fooled by 'Mat More Toast," nr "Have An other Sparerlh." slogan campaigns j But we want to note that the federa | tlon does not put Its resolution on j that basis alone Speaking for farm A Handy Place to Eat Hotel Conant 16th and Hiimrv*Omiha The Center of Convenience era throughout the land. It calls on us to "carry out America * obligations resulting from her war alms and the terms of the armistice." Where else than nmong men who work close to nature and understand her voice would you expect to find a deeper sense of moral obligation and political honesty? "But in 1920 the farmers voted against going through with our obli gations," we hear someone say. They did not. Were they not told, along with the rest of the country, and by eminent men, that to vote as they voted was the quickest way to ac complish these things? The Bobbed ilair Girl. From the Kansas City Poet. It is reported that certain commer cial concerns In the Interest of what they are pleased to term the dignities have no place in their employ for the girl with bobbed hair. And there are a grtyit rr/any folk who, unwilling to go to such lengths of disapprobation, yet feel, nevertheless, that this as sault on long tresses is distinctly revolutionary and hoydenish. In the name of the prophet, piffle. There wag a time when public opin ion was as definitely on the Bide of long whiskers for men, as well as long hair for women. But the long whiskers have made their adieu. Iconoclasm has done its perfect work. If a man has a right to cut off his whiskers, a woman has a right to cut off her hair. The dear grandmothers! Yet when we read that these same grandmoth ers before they could ever go out to the theater or some social function must have seven or eight pounds of fat and flour worked Into their hair by the frixeur, we are hardly Inclined to accept them as the monitresses of the present hour. Confessedly, most girls lose In benuty by such hirsute decapitations, out then as long tresses have ever been snares for love, we should be glad that such temptations are re moved. Addison, in the Spectator, commenting on the verse in the sa cred writ, "the woman ought to have Abe Martin i Bryan might give _ .. tin’ job fer an aisle in th' senate, but he’d never quit th’ road fra seat. These are dandy times t' alius have two or three good alib’s handy. (Copyright, ist’2 ) a covering on her head La cause of th* angels," says that the word angel la metaphorically us*-d and that It signi fies young men. So then, the woman ought to hav“ hf-r head covered lest silken hair beguile young rr,-n. Bui the scissors will do as well as the covering. Besides, from what a lot of bai. poetry should we be saved—no rnoon ings over the hair that Isn’t. Home on Wheels. "you spend most of your lime tour me?’’ ’■yes." replied Mrs. Chugging. tie wearily: "I have about derided^^ take the Home, Sweet Home’ rnottc off the parlor wall and hang It in th« flivver."—Washington Star. 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