mg Ten Teams
Hard at Work
Chicago, Nov. 13.—Western confer
tni’S coaches today had their teams
pointed toward the remaining games
of the season, the outcome of which
will determine the Rig Ten champion
ship.
At Madison the Wisconsin squAd
turned its attention to Michigan,
whose conference hopes rest on a de
feat of the Badgers on their home
field Saturday.
Coach Yost has a battered squad of
veterans to turn against the Badg
ers. As a result of the game with
t lie U. H. Marines quarterback Uter
its! Is out of the game with a broken
leg and other members of the squad
are badly bruised.
“Red" Grange, whirlwind ace of the
mini, who met rough treatment at
the hands of Wisconsin on Saturday,
is out for practice at Urbana and
will be In shape for the only remain
ing conference game of his team,
against Ohio, November 24.
Iowa and Minnesota are to give one
of Saturday's featqre exhibitions in
the Big Ten. Both teams have had
a week's rest and are reported to be
prepared for a fierce battle.
Chicago came out of its game with
Indiana Saturday intact and is get
ting ready for the. contest against
Ohio State .on Saturday.
flSays dugs'*
Ucu?r*:
T lGLUTTIS
IN THE BAG
Kufftown Clerk Is in Trouble Trade
and Will Throw Kindness
Your Way.
HREE of the most influential
football herds of the year are
wintering at Cornell, Notre
Dame and West Virginia.
But all of them refuse to play Ruff-!
town university. So The Glutt was:
forced to play Jungle College last
Saturday.
There has been much argument
about what a gorilla could do to a
man during office hours. That’s the
cream off the top of the hokum.
There are eleven gorillas playing on
Jungle College and The Glutt went
through ’em like a rabbit through a
cabbage patch.
Science conquers brute calisthenics.
Knowing the gorilla's ambition for
cocoanuts, Ths Glutt substituted one
for the football. Every time a Jungle
gorilla caught hold of the ball he ate
it instead of running with it.
Kiifftown won the game by three
hundred cocoanuts to nothing.
Which flattens the time-stained
theory about a gorilla being able to
go through a regiment of men like a
hail storm through a paper roof.
The OI"tt knocked out seven goril
las and chased the other four up
into trees, lie is so tough that he
can make a porcupine shed its
needles.
Next Saturday's game will be with
the younger set in the Old Folks'
Home. They have a good team this
year, but The Glutt is a seamstress
in an iron foundry, lfe sows rivets
on boilers.
People rarely realise just bow tough
Kiifftown surely is. The Glutt's
grandmother Is over a century in
business. On her first visit to New
York she was arrrsted b.v the police
for inencling her sox with barbed
wire.
The Glutt Isn't bothered by Hons
and pumas. Even leopards leave him
alone. They don't wain to get the
toothache.
On The Glutt's first play he broke
I.is correct wrist. It was very painful.
Eut he refused to get inte> an ambu
lance because the' iaximeter was
fast.
A lily doesn’t smell right to The
Glutt unless lie lias a broken nose.
An earthquake tried to fool with
Rufftown last Tuesday, but didn’t get
much patronage. An ordinary Ruff
town dumbwaiter accident chased it
out of town.
In the meantime The Glutt is hold
ing eleven gorillas liy the tails until
some expert gives him an estimate on
them.
Copyright, 1»28.
Repairing L. A. Speedway
Los Angeles, Nov. i3.—A crew of
300 men is working at top speed on
sections of the Beverly speedway, de
stroyed by fire last Saturday, and
repairs are expected to be completed
Friday, assuring the holding of the
annual Thanksgiving day automobile
race, a 250-mlle contest In which
prominent race drivers of the coun
try will participate.
Watchmen armed with sawed off
shotguns are said to be guarding the
big bowl. Speedway officials hinted
that Investigation of the two recent
fires which damaged the track point
ed to incendiarism.
Witehita Gets Outfielder
Parry O’Brien, former Vernon out
fielder of the Pacific C'otist league, has
been Secured in a trade by Baldy
Isbell, owner of the Wichita Western
league club. O’Brien Is said to be a
fjHt outfielder, but not a powerful
hitter.
Bowlers to Flay by Wire
Omaha, Chicago and Denver will be
represented in a telegraph howling
match to be staged by learns of the
Western Union Telegraph company
at the Omaha alleys Saturday night
at 7:30. The match Is for a purse of
$300.
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teams? If ydu haven't, better get
busy for the contest closes pretty
soon.
Remember, the person or persons
who mail in the nickname that the
board of athletics at Creighton se
lects as the best nickname for the
university will receive a year's pass
good for two, to all athletic con
tests staged In Omaha in which a
Creighton team participates.
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Salt Lake City. Not. IS.—Johnny Adam
son. Denver Junior welterweight, lost tha
derision In six rounds to Frankie Darren
of Logan. Utah, here last night. Darren
floored the Denver boxer tn the first
round and while Adamson • knocked Dar
ren down twice he was badly outpointed
Harry Brtmer. also of Denver, knocked
out Johnny Woodmansee. local light
weight. in one round Bramer had Wood
manse® In distress from the start.
Chicago. Nor. 13.—Ernie Gootemnn. Lo«
Angeles fighter, outpointed Hllll* Levine
of New York In a ld-round fight at Fast
Chicago tonight tn the opinion of news
paper men at the ringside. Ooozetnan
knocked I^evln* clown In the seventh
round. They fought at 122 pounds In
the Semi-windup Hilt Henry of Chicago
defeated Micky O'Dowd of Muncie. Ind.,
‘n a 16-round bout at 126 pounds.
Tommy Ryan, the speedy McKeesport.
Ph . bantamweight, who has whipped
practically every good one In the 1 im
pound class. Is about to deposit f..' 500 to
meet Abe Goldstein in New York, the
winner to box Joe Lynch Ryan has won
verdicts over Terry Martin. Irish Johnny
Curtin. Young Montreal. Harry London,
and other good ones He also b**at Joe
Burman Larry Goldberg. Pal Moore. Roy
Moore, otc in newspaper decisions Hughie
Shannon. Buffalo promoter, is managing
Ryan. _
.luhn W. Ilya* anil "Lucky” Ken
nedy. paBHenRf-r aitents for the Mich
igan Central and Milwaukee railroad*,
respectively, acconipa led the Creigh
ton university football team to ftaat
Lanslni? and return last week.
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Scrimmage on Tap for Yale
New Haven. Conn., Nov. 13.—In an
effort to achieve co-ordination in de
fense, an element sadly lacking in
the Maryland game, coaches planned
to send the Yale eleven through a
brief scrimmage in the bowl this
afternoon and follow It with a longer
and more Intensive one tomorrow. It
is said the team that will face Prince
ton at the opening whistle Saturday
will be used in the scrimmages.
Collins Denies Report
Philadelphia, Nov. 13.—Reports that
a deal was ponding which would send
him to Washington ns manager were
denied today by Eddie Collins, cap
tain and second baseman of the
American league club at Chicago,
upon his return from a hunting trip
in tho Maine woods.
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“New Champion
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New York, Not. 13.—Tyrus
('ol)b, manager of the Detroit
Tigers, spending a few diys on
Broadway, docs not think that
Miller Huggins and his Yankees
ran possibly repeat as pennant
winners in 1921. Cobb (mints out
that no major league club has
been able to win the flag four
times in a row and does not think
the Yankees will be able to break
down this tradition. Of course,
Cobb feels that the team which
will nose out Ihe Yankees conies
from Detroit.
Burgess Bedtime
Stories
By THORNTON W. Bl'RGESS.
Th1 greateat Joy of thoae who roam
la ( .jnd at laat n BettmK borne.
—Danny Meadowr Mouse.
Danny Gets a Glad Surprise.
Danny Meadow Mouse was leading
a strange life. It certainly was a
strang life. Day after day he wa*
carried up high in the ftlue, blue sky
In a great man bird, as he and all
the other little people called an air
plane. Danny had learned to enjoy
flying. True he was a prisoner, but
lie didn't mind this very much. He
sometimes did wish that his cage wae
big enough for him to run in. But be
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never suffered lor lack of food, and
he waff always safe. He had grown
to be quite fond of the man who flew
that man-bird.
Of course. Danny often thought of
Nanny Meadow Mouse, and he won
tiered what she was doing and It she
was still living in their home In the
old scarecrow in Farmer Brown’s
cornfield. "Khe thinks I'm dead,"
thought Danny. "She'thinks I have
been caught by Reddy Fox, or Blacky
Pussy, or Old Man Coyote, or some
one else who Is always looking for
Meadow Mice. I don’t suppose I’ll
ever see her again." Danny grew
very sad.
Then there came a day when they
flew longer than usual. Danny could
see Jolly, round, red Mr. Hun getting
Straight over to the cornfield he ran.
very close to the Purple Hills, and he
began to wonder If they were going
to fly by night as well as by day.
But at last they began to go down,
down, down, down. It didn't seem as
If they were going down, down. It
seemed as If the earth was coming
up to meet them. Nearer and nearer
drew the earth. Danny saw a corn
field. Ills heart gave a great bound,
for near the edge of that cornfield
was an old scarecrow. The noise
of the engine stopped. Very gently
the great man-bird landed, ran a little
way, and then was still.
Dnnny's friend climbed out of the
man-bird. Then ho reached in and
took Danny's cage out. He set it
down on the grass. "Well, little
chap," said he. "we'ro back again.
We are back right where I suspect
you started from. I told you v\ hen
I taught you that If I had a chance
( would bring you back, and here
you are. I hate to let you go be
cause I've grown very fond of you.
but 1 guess you will be happier at
home.”
With this he opened a little door
in the cage and left it open. Then he
stpppeif back and wateh' i*. Danny
didn't know what to make of it. He
poked his nose out. Then he realized
that that cage was open, and he hur
ried out as fast as his short legs
could take him. Right in front of him
was a little path. Danny squeaked
aloud with joy. It was one of his
own little paths. There wasn't a
doubt about it, it was one of his own
little paths. He was back on the
Green Meadows where he had been
born.
How Danny did race along that lit
tle path! Straight over to the corn
field he ran, and then straight on to
the old scarecrow. He was home!
Yes, sir, he was home! It was too
good to be true, but it was true. It
seemed as if his little heart would
burst with joy. How he did hope that
Nanny Meadow Mouse was in their
home in the heart of that old scare
crow. Then as he climbed up, for
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the first time he begin to wonder if
anything might have happened to
Nanny while he had been gone. He
hadn’t once thought that such a
thing could be. Now it came over
him all of a sudden, and he scram
bled up faster than ecer. —
(Copyright, 1923 1
The next story: "Danny Becomes
a Sort of Hero." \
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