■ —- ■ • •—- - — The Morning Bee MORNIN G—E V E N I N G—S UNDAY THE HEK PUBLISHING CO.. Publi»h^. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press, of which The Bee is a member, !• exclusively entitled to the use for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper, and also the local news published herein. All rights of republication of our special dispatches are also reserved. BEE TELEPHONES Private Branch Exchange. Ask for the Department 4i> innti« or Person Wanted. For Night Calls After 10 P. M.: "I OOO Editorial Department. AT lantic 1021 or AT. 1042. OFFICES Main Office—17th and Farnam Council Bluffs—15 Scott St. S. Side, N. W. Cor. 24th and N. New York—World Bldg. Detroit—Ford Bldg. Chicago—Tribune Bldg. Kansas City—Bryant Bldg. St. Louis—Syndi. Trust Bldg, ^os Angeles—Higgins Bldg. San Francisco—Hoilrook Bldg. Atlanta—Atlanta Trust Bids CELEBRATING A BIRTHDAY. The theatrical coup staged by Hitler, von Luden dorff and others of the Bavarian fascisti seems to have failed. Its leaders incorrectly estimated the attitude of the German people, who, although sorely perplexed and harassed from within and from with out, have not yet despaired of being able to govern themselves. The Republic of Germany, barely five years old, is not to be throttled in its infancy by ad vocates of the overthrown system of imperialism. Thie does not mean that tranquility will return at once to the Germans. Whatever their external problems may be, the internal conflict between Marx ianism and fascism will be troublesome, so long as the present generation continues. Supporters of im perialism, to whom the principles of republicanism are abhorrent, do not resign themselves readily to the doctrines of a free government, and may be reason able expected to agitate and foment movements for the restoration of the imperial state, with its clashes and orders as sharply marked as existed prior to the abdication of Jhe kaiser In November, 1918. The republican leaders realize this, and the socialist ele ment among the people is also keenly alive to the danger, and may be depended upon to resist to the utmost any effort at putting on a throne any repre sentative of a royal line, whether Prussian or Bavar ian. The fatherland today is that of the people and not of a privileged family. Consternation at Paris over the outbreak at Munich excites a smile. Although the French gov rn:nent had solemnly declared that no dictatorship would be permitted in Germany, the fascisti leaders t Munich went ahead to establish one, and the "rrnch expressed astonishment. What else they ooked for is hard to conceive. The unyielding course ■>f the French government has not been calculated o assist the controlling group at Berlin in firmly otablishing order and solidly founding the republic, 'n the contrary, Ebert and his associates have been '.riven almost to despair to meet the exactions and omply with the demands made by Poincare, and so have been weakened to that extent in their home position. Looking at the situation from this dis tance, the unavoidable conclusion is that the dis sension among the Germans is just what the French seek. However deep the misery, or sore the triel, the patriotic devotion of the German people to their own interests must engage the attention of the world, and the sympathy of all lovers of freedom. Hitler and von Ludendorf, barricaded In buildings at Munich, represent a hope as illusive as did the armies von Ludendorf headed behind the Hindenburg line. Germany will remain a republic while its people re main true to themselves. MR. DAWSON. MEET MR. ROCKNE. Nebraska's football team is about to be put to the acid test, the same appearing in the combined persons of Knute Rockne’s all-conquering bone-bust ing bunch from Notre Dame. This outfit is coming with the prestige of having crushed all opposition so far this season, showing mercy to none, and leav ing only wreck and devastniion in its trail. Attila and Ghengis Khan were benevolent and philanthropic visitors in comparison with the Notre Dame football squad of the current season. That is, if you put confidence in what the press agent tells you. As a matter of fact, the crew from Indiana has had little trouble, for it has not had much opposition yet this season. Just how it will be at Nebraska none can say. The Cornhuskers do not look especially impressive, their performance being of a negative sort. While the team hasn t been licked so far, it hasn’t licked anybody worth while, and it missed two very good opportunities to win victories that the home folks think should have been won. Yet tie scores are capable of another inter pretation, as they may indicate that the other fellow is entitled to some respect and credit for his part of the performance. What is certain to attract attention is that the Cornhuskers know all about Notre Dame; the teams have been meeting in annual contest for several years, until their clash is looked upon by both as the supreme event of their football season. Each has respect for the* other, and no foolish sentiment is entertained by either. Dnwson has had his gladia tors secretly eating raw meat and drilling on maneuv ers that may mystify the invaders. Nebraska is not going to be fed like a lamb to a wolf, make up your mind to that. Notre Dame may win, but scarcely by a walkover. WHAT DO YOUR CHILDREN PLAY AT? Columbus is about to stage a show that ought to interest all other Nebraskans, and may lead the way to considerable entertainment. It is to be a children’* hobby exhibit, in connection with a win ter flower exhibition to be managed by the Y. M. C. A. during September . Such an exhibition may be deemed trivial, but it really holds much of promise. Children of any age \ have preference in the matter of toys, of games, and V while they may not have developed into hobbies, 1 many of them look beyond the realm of mere play * things and measure in some degree the bent of the Jl youngster’s nature. It is not only the prodigy that shows early in what direction the immature thought is turning, and frequently provides the hint that directs assistance in preparation for a life of useful ness and success. . The early winter flower show itself is worth while It will bring much of beauty and merit from the homes as well as the hot houses, and will give the citizens of Columbus a better notion of what is possible. The idea of having flowers in the house during the winter months is an old one, and with modern conditions i« widely prevalent among home °W"rhe most interesting feature, though, will be the hobby exhibit, In which the pets of the youngster, will he brought out. These are the real P ants of ,he home, and to keep them growing property nour ished and directed, is the greatest of all duties. As the twig is bent the tree is inclined, today just as at any time in human history. BARNUM WAS ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. Horatio Earle, one time road commissioner of Michigan, has withdrawn by resignation from the church of which he was a member. As his reason for his act, he condemns a great many things the church is doing or trying to do, particularly its activities along political lines. Here is where Mr. Earle puts himself on rather thin ice. While there is no political connection be tween church and state in the United States, and under the constitution the practice of religion is absolutely free and unrestricted, and our national motto is “In God We Trust,” no amount of special pleading will ever disguise the fact that the church has been and is a tremendous influence in our na j tional life. It would be a sad commentary on the leaders of the church if they did not take an active and intelligent interest in government. Ministers are moral leaders, guiding and direct ing the thoughts and the lives of their people along right lines. No element of (^enominationalism enters into this phase of the activities of the chureh. Re gardless of creed or confession, ministers of every sect concern themselves with the habits and manners of the communities in which they live. Some are more zealous than others, in that they presume to deal with matters that properly should be left to others, yet even these can bring a show of logic to support them in their position. Another of Mr. Earle’s charges is that many ministers, some in his own town, are looking for advertisement more than anything eUe. That is a difficult thing to demonstrate, yet it may rest on the natural bent of most folks. Few are so modest that they do not relish a little favorable attention to what ever they are doing. To call a man a “P. T. Barnum” is rather complimentary, for Mr. Barnum was one of America’s greatest advertisers, and made a tremendous success from properly directed pub licity. A dispassionate reading of the reasons set for by the late commissioner of roads of Michigan, who says he is going to start a church of his own, inclines us to the opinion that he has followed the example of the great showman, who said the Amer ican people like to be humbugged. JEW-BAITING DYING AWAY. Brighter days are coming for the Jew, if the re port of the American Jewish committee, just made public, is sound in its conclusions. Anti-Semitic agitation in the United States has collapsed, says the report, and this in turn has had a salutary effect on European countries, where such agitation is falling off. The report credits the collapse of the anti Jewish propaganda in this country to the vigorous protests of the press, the church and other American agencies of public opinion. Sporadic attempts along the lines of prejudice and oppression still are noted in this country, but, says the committee, "we feel confident! however, that the number of per sons who will give credence to this Insidious propa ganda is comparatively small, and that the American people as a whole appreciate the Injustice, wicked ness and danger of such movements and may be relied upon to repudiate them." Noticeable improvement in the condition of Jews in central and eastern Europe is reported, and in western Europe a general condemnation of anti Semitic propaganda has come about within the last two years. In Germany sorrffe minor political groups still use the cry against the Jew, but in no instance is their effort seriously menacing. Lithuania is noted as conspicuously progressive along these lines, and in Poland the situation is clearing up. All this is hopeful, and should encourage the Jews to continue in their efforts. If the sentiment com plained of is vanishing, that is because the Jews have intelligently directed their attempts to dispel any prejudice that might have existed against them. Public understanding has been improved because the Jew has been patient in pleading his own cause, and through his own endeavor has shown how silly has been much of the propaganda used against him. Racial antagonism falls of its own weight when reason guides the judgment. May Preston, who originated the part of Mary in the old drama of “Ten Nights in a Bar Room,” died in New York Wednesday at the age of 69. There are those alive now who really believe that it has been longer than that since they visited the scene around which the drama was written. A French physician announces that the penetrat ing odor of the male goat has an important thera peutic value. But, doctor dear, thefe are some things worse than mere bodily ailment. Darius M. Amsberry was one of the quiet men who have done a great -deal for Nebraska without making a great deal of fuss about his work. An Omaha man tried to carry out a crime along lines laid down in a sensational magazine. Is it nec essary to say that he is in jail? It is a little out of old King Ak’s line, but he seems to have started several things this year, some of which end«d in elopement. Maybe it is dissolving golf balls and not decaying vegetables that provide the poison in the lake at Fontenelle park. Proclaiming Thanksgiving day before th# conven ing of congress is to bo classed as among the happy thoughts. If the Saturday Evening Post wants to establish a warehouse here, it will find plenty of good places to build. Santa Claus letters are showing up at the post office, which ought to be a hint to Christmas shoppers. General Upton’s star will shine over Fort Howard, but he will be well remembered in Omaha. Homespun Verse —By Omaha's Own Poet— Robert Worthington Davi« THE MORAL OF THRIFT. A miser folks think him who looks with a frown on pleasure. From dawn till old Phoebus rocs down He faithfully struggles to gain nnd to lay A fractional part of his earnings away. Folks laugh when he speaks of the future with dread: What virtue has wealth when the toller I* dead? Live, live out your years and enjoy life at best irs only a step to the llaven of ltrst. God grant you your leisure snd all that Is Just, And spend ns you will and live as you mufti. But know tlint earth's paupers would surely be small If future whs first In the visions of all. Youth fades and strength follows, the toller Is bent, And tearfully craves for the opulence spent Wealth Isn't life's goal, you may rightfully say, But blessing it Is when you're tired und gia “From State and Nation’’ — Editorials from Other _ Newspapers— Funny Business. From The fct. Paul I>l»pateh It is, ofVrurse, the business of Mr. Hamilton Holt, in his capacity as ,nl 'vocule of tile league of Nations, to defend that organization against criti cism, but when he goes so far as to pretend that the league emerged gloriously from the recent row be tween laily and Greece he is merely being funny. As we rei ill the circumstances, cer tain Italian officers were murdered at Janlna in Greece. Italy declared that the Greek government was responsi ble, and promptly served upon Greece one of the most drastic ultima tums ever served by one sovereign state upon another—more drastic, even, titan Austria's famous ultima tun- to Serbia. Greece, being the weaker nation, appealed to the league, Mussolini iinmedii t«Jy informed the league that the affair was none of Its business and threatened to withdraw the Italian representatives if the league interfered. While the league was timorously debating this disturb ing development, the council of am bassadors intervened and gave a de cision awarding to Italy practically everything she had demanded of Greece. Meantime Italy had bombard ed and occupied Corfu as evidence of what might be expected unless her ultimatum was complied with. Also, •_ the meantime, a neutral commis sion of military men investigated the murders and absolved the Greek gov ernment of culpability. Now Mr. Hamilton Holt says that the league averted a bloody war be tween Italy arid Greece. It did noth ing of the kind. It did not even try. It feebly debated what It should do with the terrible Mussolini while the council of ambassadors accepted jur isdiction and gave that gentleman everything he asked tof. Greece, the weaker nation, and, if a military com mission is to be believed, the guilt less one, was heavily flne_d and hu mllilated while the league was futilely trying to muster courage enough to talk back to the Italian man on horse back. History records no more cala mitous fizzle than this. Mr. Holt's ef fort to extract from the episode some credit for the League of Nations is not even ingenious. It is amusing. A Pause in Filmdom. From Th« Chicago Dally Xew>. Mr. Zukor and other selntlllant per sonalities in the moving picture manu facturing industry are worried by the overhead. They say they are going to go slow for a while and see wheth er production costs, not ♦mly of stag ing and the mechanical side generally, but also of the actors' salaries, will not fall to lower levels. The experi ment of pausing in the mad rush of manufacturing films and taking a look around Is surely worth trying. Will Hays, president of the Asso ciation of Motion Picture Producers and Distributors of America, has been telling the people of London that every day a minimum of in.000,000 and a maximum of 20.000,000 persons attend moving picture theaters in the 1'nited States. And he said truly that the educational possibilities of mov ing pictures were "illimitable." That those possibilities thus far have been largely perverted by displays of vio lent love making and "stunt" picture* of hair-raising scenes Is, of course, well known. It Is to be hoped that the picture producers will turn from the hlgh prleed and unskilled stars to well trained and well educated persons who know how to act with restraint and who can Instruct as well as en tertain the multitudes that crowd the moving picture theaters. If the pron» ised pause In the production of films is well employed in taking thought of the future of the picture Industry the more Intelligent of the producers surely will try to turn out henceforth films that have more serious meaning and less barbaric displays, more beau ty of theme and less fury of passion. The Borstal System In England. From The Christian Srlem-a Monitor, Now that the Borstal system In England has passed Its majority, hav ing attained its 21st birthday a few weeks ago, It may be of interest to pass In review some of the results, in the direction of better prison condi tions for wayward boys and girls be tween the ages of 16 and 21, of this outgrowth of the humane Ideals of Sir Evelyn Ruggles Brlse. Although the primary Idea underlying the Inau guration of the institutions, of which that at Borstal was the first, was sim ply the segregation of young offend ers from older prisoners, this has ex panded until today there Is practical ly nothing of the prison about their atmospheres. Not that strict disci pline Is not maintained In them, for It Is, but that the wholo purpose of those In charge Is to bring about true reformation of the inmates and re store them to a condition of thought and life where they can once more enter society as responsible Individ uals with some chance of making good. There are today four of these re formatories—three for boys and one for girls. From them the old prison rules and methods have practically disappeared, and every year more and more progress Is being made toward a regulatory sys tem almost wholly educative. The day's work Is intentionally a long one, eight hours of physical activity being followed by evening classes and lectures. One of the Important features of this system Is In connection with the Borstal association, which makes ar rangements for the reception and em ployment of the lads and girls on their release ami for their supervision, to help them Uva an honest and Indus trious life and avoid had company. It Is a remarkable and noteworthy fact that, at a time when employment Is notoriously hard to obtain, and when the many dangers of unemploy ment are only too obvious, the aaso | Daily Prayer Flnallv. brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things mo honest. «hst ■oaver thing" ore lust, whatsoever ihltotM ore pure, whatsoever things ore lovely, whatsoever thing* er« of good report: If there he snv virtue. nn«l if there he nny prsls«. think on these thing*—Phil. 4 . H. Otjr Father, wo thank Thro fur Thy goodness to us during the night. Thou hast watched n\er Us whilst. We slept. Now we pray Thee to guard and guide us though this day May Thy presence be with us As our day, so may our gtlength be. May Thy lovs be In our hearts and manifest in our conduct. I',nable ns to resist civil, to endure trial, to aver corns difficulties, and In all things to do Thy will. Whatsoever our hands find to do, may we do It with our might. Keep us from becoming dlscour rigid. May Thy Joy become our ran gt h. Ma n " •• nol ®roai weary in well doing May Th> "<*d be a lamp to our feet and a light to our path. Keep our hearts and minds. May wo think «*f tin* things which me pure and lovely and of a good report Supply nil our needs this day. Make ill things work together for our good \\ « u«l' In Jesus’ trim* \n»en. 1>AVH» M< KINNI.Y l.i.l)„ ^ i'lnvlnnstl. Ohio Where the Tall Corn Grows Noting that a squirrel swiped 61 golf balls from a neighboring course, the Clinton Herald opines that thej aforesaid squirrel was a poor Judge of nuts to take golf balls instead of golf players. • » * Admitting that Lowden is as good presidential timber now as lie was four years ago, the Sac City Sun opines that the'psychological moment has passed for Frank. * • • The Keokuk Gate City fears that Angora's attempt to cultivate cordial relations with the U. S. A. is a covert attempt to get Uncle Sam's goat. • * • "We ought to be grateful to our junior senator for not taking the credit for raising the price of corn to around $1,” admits the Waterloo Tribune. • * • "Vendors of flapdoodle.” remarks the Sioux City Tribune after a careful survey of the situation, "find as ready a market for their wares in one state as in another." Incidentally, has any body noticed any' decrease in the de mand for flamloodle? • • • 0 Having figured it out In the nth degree, the Davenport Times an nounces that of the 30,000 motor car accidents reported last year, 30,000 of them were sustained while the cars were proceeding at a moderate rate of speed. • • • The best thing that can be said for the Ford candidacy is that It will arouse the old-timers, the whet-1 horses, the contributors and the mas ter rr.-inds of the major organizations. It will put new life in them, force them to new studies of and new promises to "the people " Ford's candidacy will be a benefit only so long as it stimulates his opponents It would be a catastrophe if success ful.—Cedar Rapids Gazette. ’ * • • "Providing the whitewash brush is not put Into operation Colonel Forbes' case will receive a thorough going over." says the Dubuque Herald. But unless gone over thoroughly why use a whitewash brush at all? • • • A Des Moines editor quotes a man of that city as observing that a few years ago wives asked their husbandk to button up the back. Now wifey's dress has no back. • • • The Harlan Republican, seeing that the Italian administers a copious dose of castor oil to fellows caught "mash ing,” express the notion that it might be a good idea to import both Idea and oil Into this country. • • • "Now, If the Just organize the Ku Klux Klan In Germany that country will have nothing more to look for in the way of trouble," wheezes the Davenport Times. • • • The Ottumwa Courier opines it is high time for the St. Bouis woman who has just secured her 13th di vorce to decide she la unlucky in matrimony. elation reports that more than 70 in every 100 of its charges are doing well. 'Moreover, even of those who have been at liberty over 11 years. Including the difficult years during and immediately following the w^r, more than 60 per cent have not again come Into conflict with the law. On the whole, there is no doubt that the .lystem has mode, and is making, for the happiness and good of those brought under its influence. Thanks to the work of the Institutes, large numbers of men and women who would otherwise most likely have been the cause of persistent Injury and misery to themselves and others have in the last 21 years been guided In the direction of a life of normal activ Ity. Such results bear testimony, louder than could be borne by any word of mouth, to their value and also to the quiet labors of the many associates throughout Kngiand and Wales ‘who are devoting themselves to this work of assisting these young men and women so In need of a help ing hand. Graft F.temal, From The New York Republican. Grafting Is quite common these de generate days. Vet not more common nor flagrant than tt was 150 years ago. A county superintendent In Mis souri sells certificates for $5 per, and thereby augments his salary some f 1,500. A governor ha* his private auto driver put on the pay roll of the medical department of the state at 200 bucks per and thereby saves the expense and trouble of paying him out of his own hard earned sal ary. Some might call that thrift; you name it graft, which Is hitting the bullseye. But during the revolutionary war, when patriotism was at flood tide, a general In a famishing patriot army was convicted of speculating In the meager rations of the soldiers. More over he was a great general and even aspired to throw George Washington over the transom and get his place He was censured, hut continued in command. A good many men now are worse than they ought to be, but not worse than men used to he. What Coroners Have learned. Prom the rinclnnet! Enquirer. Toadstools can’-t pinch hit for mush room*. The middle of the crossing Is no place to aigue with a railroad train. Wood alcohol Isn't as safo to drink aa water. Jay walking gets you a rids In a hearse. Fools and drunk* never make good drivers. Two cars can't occupy one and the some spot on a road at one and the same time. Getting Into the woods during the hunting season makes a man look like a deer. Where England Scores. It Is not difficult to understand the advantage of the 12-m!!o limit to American prohibition officer*, hut It Is not Just os cosy to see w here the advantage to Great ltrltnln comes In Is It expected that the damming of (lie American flood will result In re ilueed prices for customers at home? —Toronto Mail and Empire._ NET AVERAGE CIRCULATION for Odohtr, 1923, of THE OMAHA BEE Daily . Sunday . pne# not Include return*, loft - over*, sample# or paper# spoiled »r printing and include# nr special R. BREWER, Gen. Mgr. V. A. BRIDGE, Cir. Mgr. Subscribed and sworn lo before me (hi# Bth dsy ol Novembei. W II QUIVK.Y, (Seal) Notary Public i _____ ___ I What have you seen? Are you ever attracted by the voire of the __ world of nature which surrounds you? The Omaha Bee welcomes letters from readers on observa tions of nature. “01.11 JIM CROW." Tennyson, in “Locksley Hall.” writes of “the many wintered crew that leads the clanging rookery home,'1 testifying to the longevity of the bird. Others have paid similar tribute, and ■ very farmer boy will tell you of his wariness and wisdom One recent writer has suggested that the crows are migrating to the west. Moving their habitat from the east to the more open spares. Whether this be true or nut, Nebraska farmers have complained greatly of the flocks that have created some havoc with growing things of late years, and are accused of driving out many birds who are more useful or at least less harmful On a recent journey across the west to the Pacific coast I observed many flocks of crows in regions where I never had noticed so many before. This may bear out the statement that the crow is going west. Most of the case against the crow on account of his capacity for de struction must rest on his Insatiable curiosity. He is an Inveterate seeker after knowledge, and will do anything once. Just to find out the effect. He is wary, watchful, difficult to approach and* hard to catch. The boy who actually has trapped a crow- has achieved something to be proud of. Invariably, when a flock of crows is feeding, a sentinel will be stationed. Stop your car and get out and no at tention will be paid to you: lift any thing out of the car, a stick, a gun, or any similar article, and the sentinel immediately sounds his warning, and long before you can get within range every crow has winged his way to safety. This brings me to what I wanted to boast about. When a small lad, a good many years ago. I became some what expert with the bow and arrow, or at least so fancied myself. On one ex pedition l shot a crow, wounding him in one of his wings. After some thing of a chase and a considerable battle, I succeeded in tying up his beak and daws and carried him home yi triumph. The minute I put him down on the floor and loosened his lionds. he became one of the family, not offer ing to escape. My father fixed his wounded wing so that he recovered its use, but never did he try to fly away; although he often visited the high tree tops around the house, he always returned. Jim. for that natur ally was his name, could not or would not make friends with eitlyr the do': or the cat. and they soon learned to let him alone, for he could put up a very pretty tight in his own behalf. He was very friendly with al! rnem* tiers of the family and learned a number of simple little tricks, which he delighted to show. His most marked trait, though, was his mischief. Especially was he at tracted by bright things, and scissors, spoons and the like were his weak ness. His hiding place was up in the garret, where he was at home and where he deposited his plunder. It was one of n.-v regular duties to climb a ladder into the garret and search under the eaves for the missing things. Jim frequently pulled to pieces arti cles that he could, apparently for no ^ther reason than to see what they contained or were made of He did not attain the many winters of Tenny son's veteran, but he was the source of much amusement' to the family and the neighbors for many years, finally coming out second best In a midnight battle with a Mg tomcat, which cost bis life. T. \V MeCrLLOrOH. “The People’s Voice” editorial* from reader* of The Morn in« lie* Header* of The Morning Bee are invited to use ihl* column freel> for expression on matter* oi public intercut. Sari asm From the Dairy Bam. Edgar, Neb —To the Editor of The Omaha Bee: One of the most com mon, yet the moat undesirable of hu man traits is ingratitude. It was therefore with great regret that I read the letter of Mr. Petersons, which, no doubt, represents the feel ings of the majority of farmers, it is too bad when the bankers and corn nv.-rcial clubs of our great cities are so willing to help us. that we will have none of it. When we have such a chance to benefit ourselves and our fellow men and thep turn it down. Butter fat is now 49 cents, and go ing up possibly still higher. Butter is uc-yonu that, no doubt, when one has to buy it. flow, then, can the poorer citizens of the towns pay mis gnat price for butter? It seems to me that to bring down the price union tueir reac-n the farmer should be willing to give up a few hours of his time. Any expert milker could take on a dozen or more cows in an hour, then allow an extra hour twice a day for feeding and cleaning out tho barn or bedding the animals an., loeding the calves, you see would add only four hours to the day. I don t know' of any farmer who works more than 16 hours a day now. Nas poleon got along nicely on four hours sleep. t.hy shouldn't farmers? Sure ly they don t hope to be greater taan Napoleon. But a farmer is a stub born animal, and If he won't, he won’t, and that's an end of It. However, all is not lost yet. The comn.-Tclal clubs and bankers are in terested, and when they put their snouider to the wneel great things arc accomplished. Why not, then, iet those gentlemen, instead of lending the mulish farmers money, just buy the cows themselves and thus get ail the praise. The farmers have had more than their share now. If the back yards are too small or miss.ng. that need not worry them. They can put up quarters at the country club, in fact, they could use the golf links. Each have his old little shed for his 12 c-uws and motor out each night and morning with his family. He could teach his boys and girls to m.ik and feed the calves, while h.s wife would he deiighled to wash up the milk dishes. No woman has tasted real happiness until Fhe has washed a separator dally for s .eral years. Tho more I think of this plan the more it ay,peals to me. Think of all these philanthropists forced to spend time on golf and in the clubs for en tertainment after their work is done when they might have been milking the.r own nice Uttie herd of 12 cows and feedinr their 12 little calves, it s not only themselves and the great benefit to their fellow men in lower ing the price of butter, but also the blessing it would confer upon their children to help In such work. 1 wish, gentlerr-yn, that you would Abe Martin [ I I ^ * ‘economy in office an’ reduction o’ taxes! I remember o’ hearin’ that ole ruse when I was a boy.” says Uncle Niles Turner, 103. Si lence can’t be misquoted, but it kin be misinterpreted. (Copyright, till.) take this matter up carefully at your next dub meeting, and if it meet# with your approval, as I am sure It will, I have some other little hint* that will be of great benefit to your clube. JOHN DOW. The Annual Problem. A Good memory is the one that r* tains the method by which you man aged to regulate the heat of the fur : r. ];.•-•» - . ir —. -.-..n Sun. Have you read the roll of honor, Have you felt that godly pride. Have you seen where O'Connor, Fell with Cohen, side y side? Ore was mcKnamed Irish paddy, From across Dublin bay, And the other was a laddy— From the ghetto of Broadway. Then Grzibovskv and Gabrihill. Here comes Poland greeting Rom* Some v.»-re wounded in St. Mihlel; Many never did come home. ;; i -, June*, a Texas blackie. K v n<> f ther rank but “Buss." Ail were dressed up in proud khaki— In th*dr heart one noble cause. PINE TWERSKT. A Handy Place to Eat note! Conant Kith vm Himtv-Omthi The; Center of Convenience Popular Saturday Free Concert Nov. 10, 1923, 3:30 P. M. Lasts One Hour. The fifth this season of these popular Saturday concert*. Come and br.r.g your friends. The following well-known local artist* make up the program: Celco Solo played by Hans Har.ke; Piano Solo by Rebecca Garrop, pupil of Mrs B. F. Stewart; Violin Solo by Leon Chall, pupil of Harry Kononcvitch; Vocal Solo by Mrs. Harold Crew, accompanist Florence R. Marsh; Recitation by Ed Quest and Herbert Kaplin, pupils of Miss Amy Woodruff: Piano Solo by Leloa Jensen, pupil of Karl E. Tunberg: Song and Dance by the Whitebrook Sisters; String Sextette by Louise Schrauber, Haze! Belt, Henry Jorgensen, John Fleming, Boyden Williker, Helen Williams and Jean Sterling. SchmolEer & dueller 1514-16-18 rt;_T.lepho**, Dodge Si. ritilKS VU. AT lantic 1856' Omaha Salt Lake City Ogden Sew York Full Pound Box of Br^ch Famous Chocolates , A repuiar $1 seller ? everywhere. Finest S quality. Get in on this b i r Saturday special. Fine Quality 8-Inch Casserole given absolutely FREE SATURDAY with each Ladies’ Hat at $5.00 or Over A closeout of all early Winter Hats. embracing every new material and type of trimming. Hats for every occasion in every color; bewitching in style; those hats are worth three and four times this extremely low price. 1415-17 Douglas Street .4 Credit Store for All the People Buy on Payments! Saturday 250 Beautiful HATS! at the daring low price of Beddeo’s Fall Festival and Dance Km/mss Rustic Cardens, Mondap Keening, Xoe. 12 Special Prize*—Many Noveltie* Apply at store for any number of tickets you may desire. They are FREE. We invite you to be our guest at this Fall Festival Dance. Form your parties and make request for tickets.