LA FOLLETTE TO HAVE NO SHOW IN G. O. P. CONVENTION 'Voters in No Mood to Elect Him Senator’s “War Record” Be ing Forgotten, But People Cringe Before His Mor dant Bitterness. Is Hope of Few Radicals By MARK SULLIVAN. Whoever else may or may not run for the republican presidential nomi nation; whether there are to be sev eral opponents to Coolidge in the field, or whether there will not; regardless of what Pinchot does, or Johnson does, or anybody else—under any and all conditions, there is one forceful figure who will challenge Coolidge and make whatever progress he can against him. That is La Follette. That the progress he can make must with practical certainty be small will not affect La Follette’s deter mination to run. La Follette is not bound/by leaders’ agreements, formal or informal, tentative or permanent-. He goes his own gait and shakes a defiant fist at the whole universe of understandings, agreements or rules. La Follette Is a self-willed, mordant man, with an immensely dynamic »f Roosevelt and the urngresslve party, the presidential primary not only lost its forward momentum, but began to slip baekwnrd. In various states, nota bly Minnesota and Maine, formal ac tion has been taken, sometimes suc cessful and sometimes only partially so, looking toward a return In one de gree or another to the old convention system of selecting delegates. In stead of spreading further, the direct primary Is actually receding. This is perhaps a sign of the ebbing of the sort of thing for which La Follette stands. Mrs. Harding May Plant First Tree Lima, O., Nov. 3.—Mrs. Warren (3. Harding, widow of the late president, writes: "Nothing, I think, could have pleased him more,” in her letter reg istering appreciation of the memorial project and announcing the desire to accept an invitation to plant the first tree in Allen county's living memorial to the late President Harding. If Mrs. Harding can he present, the first of the 6.000 elms to be planted on either side of the Harding high way, across Allen county, will he planted by her on Arbor day, next April, on the court house lawn here. A pinch of cream of tartar in with the other ingredients will prevent fudge from sugaring. advertisement. Burns Oil in Any Stove Cheaper Titan Coal or Wood—(lives Twice the lleat in Half the Time. A wonderful new burner which works in any coal or wood stove or furnace is the proud achievement of the International Heating Company, 119 South Fourteenth St., I>ept. 33f'», St. Louis, Mo. This remarkably sim ple and Inexpensive Invention heats stove snd oven in half tho time and does away with all the dirt, ashes and drudgery of using con! or wood. It gives one of the hottest and quickest lires known, controlled by a simple valve. It can be put into any stove In a few minutes. The present high price of coal makes it a great money saver. 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Benson Pipe Organ I J. H. Simms. The new $3,300 pipe organ Just in stalled In the Benson Methodist church, at Sixty-third and Maple streets, will be dedicated at 8 Thurs day evening by J. H. Simms, for many years organist at All Saints church. The following Is the program: Tone Picture—On the Const.Buck Cantilena .Orison To a Water Lily .MacDowell 8ea Sony .MacDowell A. D. Ib20 . McDowell Prof. J. H. SI in ins. Vocal Solo—Selected. Dr. (ieoryo Saltzgiver. Song From the East.Cyril S-ott Romance . Honnett Andante—Cantabll* from Fourt Sym phony —. . . .Wldor Funeral March and Hymn of the Seraphs .Qullmant Prof. J. II. Simms. Vocal Solo—So let led. Dr. George Saltzgiver. Gavotte .Wesley Legend .Cod man Finale .Matthews Prof J H Simms. Cahhage Men to Meet Columbus, Nov. 3. — Representa tives of cabbage growers In all the Important cabbage growing states in the country are expected to attend tho co-operative marketing confer ence to be held in Toledo Novem ber 5. Unique Tests for Chicago’s Speed Fiends Judge Asks Them if They’re Married or Single and How Well Educated—Church , Attendance Required. Chicago, Nov. 3.—Marriage, age and progress in school are determin ing factors In the making of a speeder, to Judge from questions directed to defendants in speeders' court here by D. J. Jones, city physician. Dr. Jones has Inaugurated a series of psychoanalytic tests for those brought into court. He asks: 1. How old are you? 2. Your ocupation? 3. How far did you go in school? 4. What kind of a car do you drive? 5. Married or single? Under the doctor's tests each case is presented to him as well as to the judge. The first subject was El mer Nelson, 21, a painter, who gasped when he heard Dr. Jones pronounce him "a subnormal type.’’ The defendant, according to the po lice, spun across a crossing at a 37 mile-an-hour clip, swerving and strik ing three other cars. Nelson admitted having had "a couple of drinks of home brew ” Nelson was horrified when Dr. Jones turned to the Judge and said: "Thi.s is the most dangerous type of driver. This man Is totally unbal anced. His reasoning faculties are di minished und his responsibility is a zero when influenced by alcohol." The court agreed with the physician and fined the prisoner $300 and put him on probation for a year. Under its terms he must not take a drink'for a year and he must attend religious services each Sunday. "Most traffic violators are sub normal persons." Dr. Jones said. "I propose to continue these tests In this court and give my report to Mayor Dover and Chief of Police Collins with a view to reducing the number of violations." One of the most serious complexes developed by drivers of high priced automobiles, according to the tests, is that they consider themselves above the drivers of flivvers and the like and addents result when they at tempt to encourage this strange hal lucination. Pastor Says Sex Not Foul Cellar London, Nov. 3.—"Sex js not a foul cellar In the houses of our lives," declared Dr. Douglas White, In an amazingly frank paper which he read before the English conference of Modern Churchmen. In the past both good and bad peo ple believed that sexual processes partook of the nature of sin, Dr. White said. "But,” he continued, "sex Is not a foul cellar in the houses of our lives. On the contrary. 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