The Mor.ning Bee M O R N I N G—E V E N I N G—S U N D A Y _THE BEK PUBLISHING CO.. Publisher. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press, of which The Bee is a member, is exclusively entitled to the use for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper, and also the local news published herein. All rights of republication of our special dispatches are also reserved. BEE TELEPHONES Private Branch Exchange. Ask for the Department ,x or Person Wanted. Bor Night Calls After 10 P. M.: nftfk Editorial Department. AT lantic 1021 or AT. 1042. ATFULB OFFICES Main Office—17 th and Farnam Council Bluffs—16 Scott St S. Side, N. W. Cor. 24th and N. New York—World Bldg. Detroit—Ford Bldg. Chicago—Tribune Bldg. Kansas City—Bryant Bldg. St. Louis—Syndi. Trust Bldg. ,os Angeles—Higgins Bldg. San Francisco—Hollrook Bldg. Atlanta—Atlanta Trust Bldg. NO HAPPY FAMILY THERE. Whit is called an uprising of fanatics in Min danao fastens attention on a phase of the situation in the Philippine that is apt to be lost sight of. This is that Manuel Quezon, in his demands for with drawal of the United States from the protecorate it has so long carried on, is not the spokesman for the entire archipelago. Sentiment in Luzon is one thing, in Mindanao it is quite another, while Min doro and others of the larger islands equally ex pect to have something to say about the matter. Christian tribes in Luzon may be averse to the Quezon plans, but the Moslems of Mindanao un doubtedly are. These latter have made a peace with the United States which they have respected, and under the tutelage of Americans have made great progress in civilized ways. They are not yet ready to accept the minority representation that would be theirs in a government dominated by Luzon, and therein lies the trouble. At present the outbreak is directed against the constabulary, which represents the Filipino gov ernment, and it may be accepted as the protest of the Mohammedan Malayan against the assumption of power on part of the Christins, even though these are greatly superior in numbers. Moros be lieve they are entitled to have something to say about the future of their own land, and are taking this way of emphasizing their belief. General Wood is reported to be on his way to the scene to takfe note of what is needed to quiet the insurrection and restore order. Some are of the opinion that the whole affair has been fomented by the supporters of Quezon, for the purpose of em barrassing as much as possible the governor-general, ns part of the campaign that has been waged by the faction which is trying to compel withdrawal of the United States. / It is doubtful if the independence of the Phil ippines will be set forward by these tactics, although there is a steadily growing number of people in this country who favor withdrawing of all control by the United States, according the Filipinos full inde pendence. A civil war would probably be the first outcome of such a.course, with the destruction of most of what has been done by the United States for the advancement of the people. If they wish freedom. The sentiment of the islanders should rhow more harmony than It does at present. BIG SPORTS PAY BIG MONEY. Were you all attention Saturday afternoon wait ing for the news from the eastern race track? No? You probably had a lot of company, for the so called great match race lacked something to attract great public attention. Press agents for Papyrus and Zev worked hard enough, all will admit, yet did not seem quite able to set the country on fire. A few enthusiastic amateur horsemen worked up a little interest in the event, but generally it left the j people cold. First of all reasons for this, the whole affair had too much the appearance of a clever commer cial enterprise rather than a genuine effort to ad vance the horse breeding industry by & careful com parison of methods and results. It is difference of opinion that makes horse races, a venerable and ven erated saw, does not apply here. This horse race was made by some clever managers, who saw in it a chance to secure large sums of money from those who could be stirred up to the proper pitch. These managers were following the lead of the prizefight promoters, who found little difficulty in luring more than a million dollars from patrons by offering them a match, the outcome of which was foreseen from the beginning. Baseball has gone the same way; New York formed the big bulk of the mobs that besieged the gates of the greatest stadiums ever constructed for similar sports, pouring out many hundreds of thousands of dollars to see the Yankees and the Giants play. Now the horse racing industry has cut into the big purse zone, and no one can tell where the stop will be. Americans are willing to pay when their in terest is enlisted, and any sort of game will at tract them. We will not be happy until some fabu lous sum has been offered for the international horseshoe pitching championship, although this may never happen, for it would take too long to teach a foreigner how to play the game so well beloved on this side. But there is money in sport when the condi tions are right HOW FASHIONS CHANGE NATURE. A chinchilla is a small rodent, somewhere be tween a rat and a squirrel, and of a size between them. Once he lived in large numbers in the moun tains of Peru and Chile, where he is a native. That was before the ladies learned to love him for the fur he bears. It takes a good many pelts from a chinchilla rat to make a 36 or 64-inch coat, while even to trim a cloth coat quite a few are required. However, the hunters arc solving the problem. Ac cording to word from Iiuonos Ayres the day is but a little way ahead when the answer will come back, “Yes, wo have no chinchilla!’’ So it has gone. Perhaps Mrs. Stonehatchet de veloped such a taste for the tail feathers of the pterodactyl that the extinction of that rather odd bird was hastened by market hunters. At any rate, freaks of fashion, whims and fancies of fops of both rexes, have had a lot to do with shaping the fauna of the world. Birds and nnimuls alike have been hunted to extinction, because they have been un fortunate enough to wear something the featherless bipeds have craved. If the taste eould he indulged in moderation, maybe no harm would come from it, hut the birdies and the bcasties do not multiply fast enough t<> meet the demand. Whnt will happen when the chin chilla rat is extinct need not be guessed at. Some thing else will be hunted, but it is a pity to think that very soon this soft, dainty fur will be no more, unless the government of the countries where it grows step in and put control on the slaughter of the rats. ( "T. R.” WILLING TO SHOOT. | “Smile when you say that,” warned the Vir ginian, addressing the truculent Trampas, and he expressed a sentiment that prevailed very generally throughout the west in those days. The word without the smile usually meant work for the undertaker. Many an unmarked grave contains the forgotten re mains of some thoughtless or venturesome person who used fight words without smiling as he said them; Theodore Roosevelt was no exception to the uni versal rule. In the days when he occasionally visited Medora he learned that most useful of all lessons in his time, to walk softly, but carry a big stick. It is not at all surprising that his widow has found among old letters evidence that Roosevelt did not shrink when challenged to mortal combat by a swag gering French nobleman, nor is it especially to be wondered at that the challenger, in the vernacular phrase, “took down” when he found the man he sought to bully was not frightened at the thought of being held accountable for what he had said or done. Tea table rules did not prevail in Medora, or any other part of that wonderful region of which the town and its citizens were typical. A man was ac cepted at his face value, and held responsible for his own acts and utterances. His credit was good, but it was up to him to keep it good. Just as he behaved, so was he rated, and the brightest jewel in the Roosevelt diadem is that he caught and held the es teem of the men he met when he was a cowboy and deputy sheriff in a section of the untamed west. That letter of his should go into the national ar chives, for it deserves a place alongside his state papers. It shows the sort of man he was. THE CITY MANAGER PEAN There is nothing mysterious or involved in the plan of city management. It is merely putting the municipality under the same business management that is necessary in the successful conduct of the business of any big mercantile or manufacturing business, or of any successful public service cor poration. No privpte business, no public service corpora tion, could survive for any considerable length of time if managed as the affairs of the average mu nicipality are managed. No matter how big a private corporation may be, no matter how big the affairs of a public service corporation, if successful it must have one responsible head, one manager whose judgment is final, whose finger is on the pulse of every department. True, there must be department heads, but they must be subj'ect to the orders of the directing head. One may easily imagine what would happen in the affairs of any one of the great rail roads entering Omaha if the managers of all the numerous departments were constantly warring, constantly bickering and utterly contemptuous of any advice or orders from the president upon whose shoulders rests the responsibility of the whole system. The city manager plan merely contemplates con ducting the affairs of a municipality along the same common sense lines that successful private business is conducted. It fixes absolute responsi bility. It does away with the political “pie counter” and its train of evils. It gets for the city the serv ice that it pays for. It is not meet that the proposal, now heard so frequently, be sneered at and the idea called Uto pian. It is worthy of careful study and honest con sideration. In view of all that has happened in Omaha under present conditions, and the unde sirable publicity the city has gained in consequence thereof, it is doubly the duty of Omahans who put city welfare above partisan victory to study the city manager plan as it works in Dayton, Ohio, and right here in our own state, at Alliance. This question is growing in importance, and it is not to be lightly dismissed. — No amount of argument between the sheriffs past and present will disabuse the public mind of the thought that feeding prisoners is a duty and should not be made a source of profit. Local hospitals have received approval from visiting surgeons Now let the hospitals give their o-keh to the doctors and the count will be even again. Wireless has saved another ship's company from death, increasing the score by many lives. Modern improvements are doing some good. Council Bluffs comes through with a goodly list of Sunday auto crashes A little more safety first is needed over there. President Coolidge seems to have touched sev eral tender spots in his straight talk on prohibition enforcement. Lloyd George took the defeat of Papyrus with Welsh resignation. He offered the handicap of cli mate as alibi. • Poincare is neither Napoleon nor Louis XVI., but he is giving a good imitation of the bad policy of both. $ At that there is something more the matter with sugar than just a combine among the beet men. Advertising men find Iowa prosperous In this they have merely confirmed a local belief. It must be annoying to be arrested for something an unknown person has dono with your car. Homespun Verse —Ry Omaha’s Own I’oct— Robert Worthington Davie LIFE. Gloom Is a ghost Internal, Deep as the thoughts behind It: Hate Is h host Infernal, Scorning the souls who mind It; Hope Is desire exalted— Virtue, grace and devotldn; I'Vnr Is the Mope Whip halted Out on the tossing ocean. Dream I* the day nocturnal; Sleep is the rainbow's beauty; Love is the bliss eternal, Laughing the path to duty; I’nln Is the blood of sorrow; .Strife is the endless chain; Joy Is the dawn of tomorrow; tjong Is the wind's refrain. Under, about and before us— .Soaring invisibly o'< r us— Heck thrm ami fashion a chorus Life Is the story we give it; Life Is the glory we live It. J’ure as nn Infant we take It, All It Is proven wo make It; Blithesome or gruesome wo sing it — Finish! What is ili We bring il “From State and -Nation” Editorials from other newspapers. Moving Criminals. From the Norfolk News. One great- cause of all the trouble with crime and criminals is the prac tice of passing them on. The authorities let a man off “if he will leave town at once." He leaves. Ther seems to be nn idea that an order to leave town will strand the criminal in space somewhere. He still eats, drinks, sleeps and takes up room in the world. Whre does he go? To the next town, of course. Or to the nearest big city, already over crowded with criminals. Of all the senseless methods of procedure of which humanity is guilty, this one seems one of the inose senseless and weakminded. The criminal is there. A wave of the hand neither eliminates him nor re forms him. It is merely an evasion “f the main Issue, a passing of the buck. The criminal Is there. If It is his home town, and he is young, he can be given a chance to make good under parole. If he makes good, he Is no longer a criminal. If he remains criminal, he should be detained so that he can no longer make trouble for normal people. Making the next town retaliates. An endless chain of criminal force is let loose on the land. They Suffer I'ain Silently. (Dr, A. s. Alexander. In Farm and Fire side.) ~ Some people who regard animals as merely "dumb brutes'' also as sumo that they are incapable of severely suffering pain. Years ago a St. Bernard dog was brought to my veterinary hospital suffering terribly from inflammatory rheumatism. Anodynes quickly re lie vi d the pain, and appropriate treatment afterward banished the disease. One morning several months later we were awakened at 4 o'clock by the mournful howl of a dog that now and then stoppid to scratch at the back door of the house. On going down I found the St. B"rnard again afflicted with the inflammatory trouble. He had returned seven miles to the place where previously he had found relief, and with ap pealing eyes and tortured cries, as best he could, to say: "Here I am again, doctor! The pain's as bad as ever. For pity's sake, hurry up and give me another dose of that helpful dope!" Another time when going to visit a patient, a Great Dane came hopping toward us holding up one foot, and whimpering in distress. He stoppfd at once when I called, "What's the matter, old fellow?" and let me look at his foot. The cause of his suf fering was apparent. A big pin was buried to the head in his paw. Seiz ing it with forceps. I plucked it out -—then you should have seen that dog! Away he went with a "wouf! wonf!*' of Joy, running in a wide circle, returning to my feet, woufing again with happiness, until he had made three trips expressive of thank fulness and then went on his way re joicing. Pain has been defined as undue pressure upon sensory nerves. Animals possess these nerves just as do people, and also the cerebral cen ters to which they transmit their message of misery. Some animals, how< v. r, are less "high strung” In nervous sensibility than others. The horse, for example, suffers more acutely than the cow or stieep, and gives plainer expression to pain than do the ruminants. Yet X have seen pain quite plainly evinced by many supposedly stupid, senseless cow To til - trained and appreciative observer symptoms of pain are as noticeably expressed by other "dumb" animals. Rebind the Fetter Box. From tho Mllwnukea Journal. Fi :n the 17,000,000 pieces of mall that find permanent lodging In the dead letter office at Washington an- ; nuaily more than (100,000 in cash was taken last year. None of these j letters, the flotsam among 200,000,- ] iii pieces of mall that were referred to the office, bore return addresses, or j even the sender's name inside. This 1 is the carelessness of the public In using the pestnfflre. And to make things better In Milwaukee, where the nnstofflee annually handles 1.500,000 nieces of incorrectly or Incompletely addressed mail. Postmaster Peter F. Plasecki has organised from his em ployes a bureau of speakers. These speakers are explaining the work of the postofllee. They ask ths cooperation of the public in order that the postoffles may give the puh lie better and cheaper service. Busi ness organisations tire urged to check their clrctiAr mailing lists by guar anteeing return postage on 1-cent mutter. Many of these mailing lists l ave been found from 40 to’ 50 per rent Ineffective. And the labor cost on a 1-cent circular may amount to 7 Daily Prayer believe ye that I am abla to do tbUT — Matt. *:2i. i) God, our Heavenly Father, we give Thee thanks for nil that makes Thee known to us. Wo praise Thee that nur household has once more been preserved to meet in health and to join In common thanksgiving unto Thee, the Most Holy God, the Eternal Providence. We pray Three to forgive all our sins, and to cleanse otir hearts by the i Inspiration of Thy Holy Spirit. An company us Into the duties of each I day, and give us strength for every need. Preserve us from all danger, defend us from all error of heart, deliver us out of every temptation, save us front mumurlng against our lot or grieving over our losses, save us from envy and pride, from hate and untruth, from wuste of time and excessive pleasure, and from all worldlmeas May wo be diligent In business, fer vent In spirit, serving Thee, our Lord. We pray Thee In behalf of our neighbors and friends. May both we and the,y he blest In nur mutual ' Intercourse. Hires the poor nnd the needy, the si k nnd desolate nnd dr fetterless, and bring hntjk the lost ones to Thy home nnd heart. We ask It all In the name of Thy dear Sort, our Saviour and Lord. Amer. \v t n rtnn vv n a., n n.. Tot tin to. What have you seen? Are you ever attracted by the voire of (he world <>t nature which surrounds you? The Omaha Roe welcomes letters from readers on observa tions of nature. CAPRICE. -Miss Sunbeam sips the morning dew And smiles at what she's done; Her brothers drink the rivers dry And laugh to see the green earth die. When old King Night comes stalking through And gobbles up the sun! • * • THE FIRST SNOW. At morn a million little stars Hay twinkling In the sun; But God has called them to the skies To shine when day Is done. • • • A SONG OF THE LARK. “You’re a sweet, pretty girl," Is a quaint old song, Yet a dear little chap warbles all day long, And he sings It to me, tho’ I'm lone and old, When the day Is warm, when the day is cold. Still he sings in the sunshine and sings in the rain, Till my reticent heart Is entuned again; And, forgetting my sorrow, I smile to the world, For the meadow lark sings, “You’re a sweet, pretty girl.” “BITTERSWEET." Oh, knotted, gnarly, leafless vine That dost a barren self entwine In feigned content; Thy heart is hent. And memory of other years Provokes a flood of bleeding tears MOELIE O, CHESTNUT, Omaha. rents—only to result In the discovery that the person addressed has left this world. Another Item which Postmaster Pia seckl's trained speakers urge Is early mailing. The office man is inclined to let letters lay In his basket until quitting time. And so 80 per cent of the day's mall pours Into the post office between 5 and 7 o'clock. Post office employes must be kept busy all of their eight hours. The depart ment cannot afford, if it could get, extra help for a two-hour shift. As a result of this late mailing habit Im portant letters are liable to miss trains. This plan of educating the public Is a local Idea which Is being watched with interest from Washington. It Is being extended to Include guides, who take visitors through the post office and explain Its services. And it Is hoped that in time there will be no disappointed patrons—like the wo man with the letter that “really must arrive tonight," who when she was told that she had missed the day's last traain, triumphantly announced, ‘U ell. I'll get It there anyway. Please give me a special delivery stamp.” New Babies for Old. From th« Milwaukee Journal. Wh-n President Millerand declare* that "France must have babies and j make men of them.” he Is frightened by boy babies across the Rhine. He visions another war. H* Is too blunt. But if Monsieur 1* President had said that France needs babies to sweeten its home life—that would have been another matter. He would have played upon the heart strings of his people had he talked of what babies mean to households—of how they take one from the workaday world Into the land of mate .believe. Really, "hen all Is said, about everything a home needs to make It a bit of para dise Is old books and new babies. And we are Inclined to believe that France I Would not suffer so much from nerves I if its men spent less t.me over their ' wine In discussion of world politic*, and more on their hand* an 1 knees 1 in their own sitting room*, playing i "Qiddap, horsle!” Whopper*. From the Port n <1 J. urnsl A New York farmer told this story to a reporter; The fanner came tn from the field with a load of oats and left It stand ing near his barn. A few momenta Inter a whirlwind formed, etruck the load of oats and carried It Into the barn without damaging anything. This yarn deserves a place beside ether immortal whoppers. Wasn't it Bill Nye who contributed one when he related that while riding home on his orphan mule Boomerang, bearing a Jug of pre-Volstead vintage, there came up a wind so etrong that It blow the Jug Inside out, and then, suddenly reversing Itself, blew the jug right again, without wasting any of Its contents? Two other classics of the kind may ha recalled. A Nebraskan was telling a Canadian how cold It got In Ne braska and what a lasting impression the severe weather made. One ex tremely warm summer day a barn In which popcorn was stored took fire. The corn begnn to pop and soon fell in such showers that It resembled a snowstorm. A mule. Imagining he was In a Nebraska billiard, lay down and from to death. The Canadian, not to be outdone, said the cold In Alberta was keener than that In Nebraska. “It gets so cold up there sometimes In winter,” he narrated, “that the noise of a train's whistle, ns It shoots across the prairie, often freezes before the eeho fades away, and if you happen to pas* that spot again on the first spring day when things begin to thaw out, you’ll again hear the noise of the whistle as It Is freed from Its frozen state, nnd If you didn’t know other wise you’d surely think another train wns passing." If all the hearers of malicious tnle* could he transformed Into spinners of such harmless ynrns ns these, th.s old world woul<\ quickly become an ub do of laughter Instead of a vale of tears._ \Ss \ U 1409 Harney St. “A Good Place to Buy Lighting Fixtures” “THE PEOPLE’S VOICE” Editorial from rendera ot Tito Mornln# Bet Keadan ot The Mornln# Boo art Invited to uae thla column f*-t*l> *or axpreaslon £ on mattota of publlo inteiaat. Pinchot and Prohibition. Oxford. Nob.—To the Editor of The Omaha Bee: Governor Pinchot lias got into the limelight by his sensa tional and senstlei s charge that Cool idge is to blame for the disrespect shown the liquor laws, fcipvaking with the air of a dictator he says "that it is the president's duty to bring nil government forces into concrete at tack on violators,” and insinuates that this has not been done; thus besmirch ing the name of the beloved Harding. Would it not be well for Pinchot to clean house In the commonwealth over which he presides as chief mag istrate before he aspires to prescrilie the duties of the president? This egotist says "we must Insist on a complete separation of politics from enforcement of the 18th amendment.” Who Is we? Who cares whether the amendment Is enforced with politics or a six shooter? Politics is defined by Webstar as "the science of government," and it Is not politics that is endangering nur constitution hut dernogogism, of which we have an abundance. It comes with poor grace for Pinchot, who was elected with blare of trumpets as a reformer who would compel all Penn sylvanians to live up to the 18th amendment and yet saloons floursh right under his nose. Recently he gave out that he would settle the coal strike, and after the papers had played up his bluff in glaring head lines, he backed down and comprom ised with the miners who had elected him by giving them more than they had expected and charged the cost up to the consumers of coal. This re former who made the welkin ring with denunciation of the sales tax. up holds a heavy tax on the consumers of Pennsylvania anthracite. He also upholds a law that forbids mining coal only by those licensed by a union controlled bureau, which also adds to the price of coal. Pie and followers in congress hounded a United States senator because lnrge sums of money had been used by his friends in the primary campaign, and this senator, though a loyal citizen, was forced to resign. When Pinchot wanted to he gov ernor he spent money like a drunken sailor, and his wife rolled out her barrel for good measure. Then his congressional admirers acclaimed his election as a victory for th“ common people and declared he would he the next president. Here we have the very plain reason for bis sinister at tack on the president under pretense that he has discovered the cause why. he says, the 18th amendment Is a fail ure. Pinchot on entering office made oath to uphold and support the < n stitutlon of the United States and the constitution of Pennsylvania, and that Indues the 18th amendment. Has he done it, with saloons running wide open in his state? He had a wonderful opportunity to put his en forcing ability to the test, but cowed before the liquor men. and then tries to fool the people that the cause f ir his cowardice rests upon the pres! dent. A. C. RANKIN. Would Bond All Drivers. To the Editor of The Omaha Bee: Enclosed find ballot on proposed li cense law duly marked. I am In fa vor of such a law, but would go one step further and require every per son who takes out a license to put up a bond suff.cently large to cover any property damage that he might do. I Would require the bond for two reasons. F.rst: About SO per cent of the reckless drivers of automobiles are financially Irresponsible and the careful man who gets his property smashed up has no chance to re cover. While you are making a law it should be made to protect the careful man. The man who Is finan cially responsible as u. rule cannot afford to be reckless Second: We know that If such a law Is passed that It Is not going to 1-e enforced, at least not until you ran get a set of enforcement officers who ih nk more of their oath than they do of their Job and a set of executives who have learned to be loyal to their employes, but If every person who jdrives a car la required to put up a bond the bonding companies will see to It that the persons they is sue bonds to will drive carefully or (hey will refuse to give them the required bond which will keep the reckless driver off the road and street even If the officers don't «n force the law. C. F. BEHR. . Menace of hpeerters. To the Editor o. The Omaha .Bee: I enclose my ballot for the licensing of auto drivers. May I also suggest that the boule vards, and such other streets as bear heavy motor tiafflc, such as St Marys, Harney, Karnara, Dodge, Leavenworth, North Sixteenth, etc., etc., be declared boulevards, and that all cars turning Into these streets he brought to a full stop be fore such turn, or proceeding. Proper signs should be erected at these intersections, and lights pro vided for them at night. This is being successfully practiced In Chicago, where * traffic problems are unus ually great. Their system of traffic and boulevard slvns and lighting may well be studied by our own city fathers. Speeding still continues, and head lines dally proclaim more casualties, ft Is needless, and utterly criminal. Just last evening, while my wife and I were crossing Eighteenth and Douglas streets to get to our own car a machine bearing an Iowa li cense and driven by a boy not over 16, accompanied by three other mi nors, whizzed past, and nearly ran us down, their speeding being at least 30 miles and hour, and I can Judge speed, as I have driven for five years or more steadily. I sincerc-ly trust that your cam paign will beget real results, and wish you success In Its accomplish ment. B B. PITHEU. Quaffing and Puffing. Omaha—To the Editor of The Omaha Eee: I observe from your paper that the former lord high chan cellor of England, Lord Birkenhead. while so journlng In Sioux City per mitted several to sample h:s private stock of liquor and that his lack of g( od manners brought forth a sharp rebuke from the good women at that city. 1 am curious to learn of Lord Birk enhead's and Lady Eleanor's conduct during their visit to Omaha. Did the earl quafT or the lady puff? It stems to me that I failed to read anything about their doings while here or who their associates were. JERRY HOWARD. More Self-Control Needed. "Oh, I've shot the wrong man,” ex claimed a Rhode Island damsel. This worrying over trifles is what’s mak ing a nervous wreck of the American woman.— Dallas Times Herald. A be Mart iv We've alius heerd that ole Phila : delphy wuz purty slow, but we sup posed her saloons had heard th‘ news by this time. We can hardly wait till th’ next Chautauqua sea son opens jest t’ see what Gov’nor Walton looks like. (Copyright, 1922.) i Center Shots Things balance in this old world. While one set of men are trying to in crease the span of life, another set are peddling bootleg whisky.—Cincin nati Enquirer. New York resents the charge that it buys its baseball pennants. New York buys nothing. It is supported entirely by the rest of the world.— Tampa Tribune. Only a few years ago when you heard about a man leaving his family It meant he was dead.—Miami News Metropolis. The king of Spain has no mercy for rebels. When a man complains about the government he makes him run it himself.—New York Tribune. Skirts came down Just in time to meet the price of silk going up—Har risburg Telegraph. The idea about the delacacies of the season at our house is that when the peaches are too hard to can we may have them sliced for breakfast.— Grand Rapids Press. Perhaps the candidate who is willing to spen ! ail the salary to be elected to office d <-s want to serve the dear people—Springfield News._ _ SHI q MjJ Typewriter (ANY MAKE) Lowest Rates in City Free Delivery til f.'akes Typewriter Co. INCORPORATED 205 S. 18th St. AT Untie 2414 Money to Loan on Omaha Real Estate ^Conservative SavingsSLOAN association / ^ / -it SY n