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American Woman Is
Fast Besoming Ugly,
Declares Biologist
By Anaoclated Prem.
Topeka, Kan., Oct. 19.—The Ameri
can woman is rapidly becoming
ugly, Albert Edward Wiggam, biolo
gist and publicist of New York, de
clared in an address prepared for
delivery here today before a group
of Kansas teachers.
"Our beautiful women soon will
cease to exist except in pictures and
statuary.” Mr. Wiggam asserted.
He based his < om lusion on I lie dis
parity between Idrth rate among
American women of the highest
type and that among low-class im
migrants.
“There is only one way out,” he
said. "The old family ideals must
lie restmed. The old American home
stead u ith its good sired family of
nell-horn children must be rebuilt.
The mother must replace the flap
per as the national Ideal.”
Free State Liberates 60.
' Dublin. Oct. 19.—Sixty republican
prisoner* were released from Mount
Joy prison today by free state offi
cials.
A crowd of women and girls gath
ered throughout the night outside the
prison where, republicans claim, more
than 400 Sinn Fein prisoners are bun
ger striking. They sang hymns and
prayed.
Free state government officials in
timate that the hunger strikes are in
effective lrecause the prisoners are
secretly receiving food from the out
side. •
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By THORNTON W. Bl ROE88.
There * tome on alway* ready to profit
If he may
By trouble* of the neighbor* he m*et*
along: the way —Bob White.
Redd) Hm to Look Elsewhere for
s Dinner.
Reddy Fox soon picked up the trail
of Milt Bob White nnd the wounded
young Bob White, and so st length
he came to the fallen, hollow fence
post. His shprp nos# told him at
once that wounded young Bob White
was inside. Such a disappointment:
It filled ‘Reddy with rage. He hated
that fence post, which, of course, was
a very foolish thing to do. He took
a long sniff, and his mouth watered
as the scent of that young Bob White
just beyond his reach tickled his nose.
He snarled as he dug at the end of
that old fence post with his claws.
But that was quite useless and he
knew It. The outside of that old
fence post Was solid. It was only
the hea^t of It that had rotted away.
Reddy ran around to the other end.
That was closed. Then carefully he
examined the whole length of that
old fence post. You see, he hoped
there might be a thin rotted place
which he could dig open. But there
wasn’t. He tried reaching in with a
paw as far as he could. He couldn't
reach quite far enough. That young
Bob White was as safe from him as
if he were a mile away.
Presently Reddy realized how fool
ishly his rage was. He sat down to
think things o«'er. *He knew that
somewhere near was Mrs. Bob White.
But he knew that it was quite useless
to try to find her and catch her. He
gritted his teeth as he thought of
how she had fooled him by pretending
OitaMs la the Blackest Shadow Crouched
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to be wounded. Then he tried to
think of eom* plan for catching either
that j'oung Bob White or hie mother.
Reddy know* all about mother love.
Many time* has he seen mother* risk
their live* for their children.
"The thing for me to do." eald he
to him*elf. "1* to hide cloee by. Mr*.
Bob White won't be able to etay
away from that wounded youngster
very long. Perhaps that youngster
himself will come and look for hia
mother. In either case I ought to be
able to get that Bob White dinner
I was so sure of * few minutes sgo."
So Reddy flattened himself on the
around In the blackest of the Black
Shadows close to the old fallen fence
post snd prepared to wait patiently.
The stars caine out and sprinkled the
sky with little points of light. By
and by gentle Mistress Moon came
creeping up from behind the Green
forest and flooded the Green Mead
oxi with soft* silvery Tight. There
' never was a more peaceful scene. It
didn't seem as if there could possibly
be anything but haprlness and rest
ful peace there. Tet Inside that hol
low fence a young Bob White crou^i
ed, suffering from wounds and fnwn
terrible fright. Outstde In the black
est shadow crouched Reddy Fox, pa
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ner. And a little way off a little
brown mother, Mrs. Bob White,
watched and listened snd waited, too.
And wiih every moment she grew
more anxious.
Time slipped away. Mrs. Bob White,
wise In the ways of Reddy Fox. did
not go to the suffering young Bob
Whit* despite the longing in her
heart. The wounded young Bob
White remained right where he was.
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last ho made up bta mind that he
was simply waiting time. If he wei*
to have a dinner that night he must
look for It elsewhere/ He got to bis
feet and stole away softly. But he
didn’t go so softly that Mrs. Bob
White did not know it when he went.
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Receive a Welcome." y
Dog Hotvled Every
Time Music Started
New York, Oct. 19—The music*!
traits of 66 dogs Joseph Oiler keep*
In his east side tenement brought him
to court yesterday.
Mrs. B. Rubenleld, a neighbor,
complained that her hard-earned
money, used for training the voice of
her 8-year-old son, was going for
nothing.
"Every time the boy begins to sing,
the dogs Join in the chorus," lament
ed the irate mother.
Another woman complained that
the canine chorus was ruining the
pianoforte technique of her young
daughter.
The court ruled that Oiler must by
tomorrow get rid of 64 of the dogs
or go to Jail for disorderly conduct.
Fruit Fresh Indefinitely.
Berkeley, Cal., Oct. 19—Discovery
of a new process by which fruit may
be kept fresh for an indefinite period
is announced by the college of agri
culture of the University of Cali
fornia. The fruit is put up in a cold
syrup of 20 grams of sugar to each
60 grams of water and sealed by a
process in tin cans which preserve
the fruit in its natural state, accord
ing to Professor A. W. Christie, cred
ited with devising the method.
Pennsy Line Accused.
Philadelphia, Oct. 19.—The Pennsy!
vania railroad and several of its of
ficials are accused of conspiring to
break the labor association of its
clerks and freight employes in a bill
in equity filed in the federal district
court today by the Pennsylvania sys
tem board of adjustment of th*
Brotherhood of Railway and Steam
ship Clerks. Freight Handlers, Ex
pr'-«» and Station Employes.
Optimistic Over Outlook.
Harrisburg. I'a , Oct. 3*.—Taking
issue with the views of most Ameri
can observers, D. H. Crisringer. gov
ernor of the federal reserve board,
last night drew an optimistic picture
of business conditions and prospects
throughout the world.
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A THREE OATS’
COUGH IS TOUR
DANGER SI6NAL
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lead to serious lung trouble. Tou car.
stop them now with Creomulsion, an
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take. Creomulsion it a new medical
discovery with twofold action: It
soothes and heals the Inflamed mem
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Of all known drugs, creceote Is rec
op ruled by the medical fraternity a*
the greatest healing agency for the
treatment of chronic coughs end cold*
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addition to creosote, other healing ele
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Creomulsion is guaranteed satisfac
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Physically
Run-Down
TIE DOOR of opportunity flings
wide Us portals only to the
man who Is up and doing—who is
filled with pep and punch—with
rich, red blood tingling through his
veins. Mountain site obstacles •
dwindle to ant hills and ambitions
become accomplishments to these
sort of men.
Where is the employer who seeks
the man who is physically run
down?—The man without stamina
to withstand the knocks and gaff
of the hurrying, scurrying world of
business?
S. S. S. Is the long established
and time honored creator of red
blood cells. You cannot expect to
get tery far up the ladder unless
you are equipped with a body that
la strong and vigorous. S. S. 8.
will start you on your way. Don't
allow the "Door of Opportunity’*
to be closed to you because yon
have not the atamlna to withstand
the gaff—because your nerve power
is lacking. Build up your system 1
S. S. S made of carefully select
ed and scientifically prepared and
proportioned herbs and barks
makes you fit! Get back that old
time punch! When opportunitv
knocks bo ready to answer the
call!
S. S. S is sold at all leading
uniK eioroe. it t« more eco
nomical to buy a Hrfte aii«
i bottle.
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