BOWLING LADIKft' MKTRoroUTAN UCAQVB. MMilnn. Mode nesting and Button.'*11 *756 Housman a . * 4 si; John H. Bath Floriat...! j .* 4 447 A a Best o' Cleaners.7 5 .543 McKenney Dentlata .« $ 500 Sehnleder Electric Co.( g 500 Standard Oil Co.s 0 .500 Thompson 1 .4 s S33 Burdicks .—....II » .250 Hartman Furniture Cneay .206 Learn .200 Moylan .199 B. Bloomer ... . 1 9S Woodbury .. . ,v. .192 R. Sclple ..191* Krman .1*9 Wolthfus .1X9 .T. Koran .187 Jedlfcka .187 V. M. C. A. I.EAfltE. Standing if. . Won. Loot. Pot Wohooo . 9 3 750 Boworo .9 .3 750 Bmlillco .8 4 .667 AJ«x Tlroo .7 5 .633 U»dloo .5 7 .416 Strycoo .5 7 .416 T. B.7.3 9 .»;,o K. P.1 10 .166 Indlvlitniil \mmr«. .ixx Pie til .1X3 Swan non .183 Orriror ..1X2' Walker .180j O'Donnell .177 Oarna .177 spurrier .175 Anderson .172 Lon if Icy .171 STEYCO l,RAO('E. Standing!!. Won. Lost. Fct. Accounting .11 4 .733 Purrhaaing . 7 8 ,46fi Engineering . 7 8 .46R Mechanical . 3 10 .333 Inlvldunl Averaceti. .1791 Bredesen .169 Hopper .167' AVeatberly .16 71 " auaell .167 Welt* .156 Jones .155 WESTERN UNION LEAGt K. Standlnri, Won. Lost. Prt. Auditors .10 6 .66$ Plant . $ 7 .533 Supply . $ T*' .533 Equipment . 7 $ .46$ Construction . $ !> .400 Traffic . 6 9 .400 Individual Ax r mum. j 'onneiiy .lib Bouton .17 41 Haibich .169 Winn . . ..169 Yelvtnfton .166 > or warn . M. Lanyon .165 Hofjf .164 F!*ie .164 Went .163 I’KION PACIFIC LEAGCR. * Won. Lost. Pet. Gar Records .10 b .66 7 Store Department .10 b .667 Division Engineers . 9 6 . 60<* t'ar 8hops . 9 | .600 Machine Shops . 6 7 .533 Audt. of Freight Accounts 7 ft .467 General Auditors . 7 ft .467 Trainmen . ft ft .40ft Supt. of Transportation .. ft 1ft .333 Audt. of Disbursements ft 11 .267 I ml Did uni .Dernff, ..1*1 Noraard .176; 1Yenk« ...17R 8torr» .176 Kent .171i yicAunrre .i r»* Blffrn er .. 16 & m/mrtiauF .... us Tfanii^n. J.UH Forscutt .163 ROOSTER BOWLING LEAGUE. Won. Lost. Pet King Cole Oyster*. 7 2 .77* Fantorlum . 9 3 .750 Vesta Batteries . * 4 447 Nelson Electric Co. 7 R .4*3 Buck* Five . . 4 4 .500 Merritt* Plumb & Heat Co. 6 4 .501) Boosters Specials . * 4 .500 Union Outfitting Co.4 R .444 Pete Uorh* . 4 * .333 C. E. Paulson M-otor*. 0 12 .000 Individual Arenas#. L,oarn .i*.r Wartrhow .191 Bloomer, 0.1S2' Barron .1*2| Warren .1*0 ijritnmAn ...i an W m\*y .1 ® 0 Tounf. R.178 I«andwehrkamp .17* Lapinaki .171 NORTHWESTERN BELL LEAGTE. Won I.oat Pet. Statistician* .II 1 917 Accountant* .11 1 917 Traffic . 7 r, .54.1 A T. A T. Co. fi .500 Engineers .. 6 6 .500 Weatern Electric . 5 5 .500 Installation .5 7 —.417 General Commercial . . !> 7 41 7 Local Commercial . 2 10 .157 LMatrlct Plant . 1 11 .0»3 Individual Average*. Youna .1.9 Weed .17 4| Heater .172 Schumacher .... 171 Str&wn ........171! Kaepar .169 Kreb* . 169 White .IfiM Blarkmun .161 Colby .1168 KMCiHTB OF COLUMBI A LBACilT.. Won I«oat Pet. Moylan .9 3 .750 . 8 4 . *»• 7 Kemmv. 7 6 .53.1 Heafey ..7 a .5*3 T.onr . 7 5 .581 Knapp . 5 7 .417 Burke .5 7 .417 I.ooney .5 7 .4lT Proakocil ....5 7 .417 Morton .2 10 .167 Individual Average*. *i. j,oon*y . J. I>onahu« . . . . 179i V Moylar .17#! R MrAullffa . . .174' M Jleafey.1711 ij. jvunry .1 / u B. Z*nd«r .1 6ft i y Kirn .16ft (\ Burk# .16ft. J. Moylan .16ft ELEN LKAGI’E Won. I^ost. P^t. Killians .10 2 .Mu Klxas .. 4 .#11 Short a . 7 h .SHI Julirns . 7 6 .5ft3 Johnsons . 6 7 .417 r'armlchaHa . b 7 .417 Armstrongs;. 5 7 .417 IfImoM . b 7 417 Fltxgfralds. 4 ft .133 NltlWM . 4 ft ,|)| Individual Averages. oiaon .i J•<1 Hairminn .1X9 D J. Clark* . IH* J. MoyUn.1X2 Kennedy .1*1 jiurk* .i» Shields.179 (lax .17 7' Erman .176 Msurer .176 U.AMITO ROWIJNO I.KAOIK. Won Jjnst. IVf Whnlmli .* 4 . *f>7 Plant .7 fi .*U Of fir* .. ... * 7 4 17 Itatail.♦ * .333 Individual Averacea. Kuhrv .Hi Tlowr trhar .167 Trent jra .165 TUrtlatt .164 Youn* .151 b Rec-kman . . m» Mine# r .... 1 4 ft Frerterlrkanp .14'* rauidy . ' 4f> Barrett .143 rAC KKVLS I.FACLF. Won. I .oat. Pot. Polda 60-50 . !> .760 8wift*a Premium . 9 6 roo Morrta Supreme . * 7 .61.1 John Clay A • c© .8 7 .6.11 Armour'* Vrnb«*at . 7 6 .466 Swift* Brookfield ....... 6 7 416 Cudahy’* Puritan .. 4 * .111 Cudahy * Rnx 4 * .311 Individual A tenure*. Kn«*Ki .• * i Ham .1 H1 • lark ... 174 Harhman 171 I r r«l u* .1 i m Mrfionvld .170 O'dlng^r .170 Vrt .I OH \ AnVRRTIfiRMBM. FREE REMEDY FOR ASTHMA \ prescript Ion written by nn un it noun physician twenty .icsr* ago. and brought Into my drug • Ion* by ft man Mof feeing from UKthnm. hn* gotten rewultN In icn.om) case*. I wish I could impress upon every ' leader my sincerity so that you would rend for a free trial of this remedy today, which has been accepted by thousands e\ eh y where who write they are now well and happy. You have your health to gain and noth ing to lose. Your name and address Is all T want and I will send you prepaid this treatment on Hi days free trial. If you are not benefited you do not owe men one cent—if you are the single bottle only costs you S1.2R Address (' Lea v* ngood. 13(53 HlVd.. Hosdale, Kansas (A 11.000 hank guar ntfler and letters of praise? come with every Imttlc which you can read be Coif starting treatment.* , More Prizes for Titles U l«t— md Trtbgn> ayndfcf-Pw Not a case of "a penny for your thoughts,” but $5 for the cleverest title to this week's Title Contest pic ture, although the thoughts of the young woman in front might be cheaply purchased at that. The usual five second prizes of J1 each will be awarded for the five next best titles. Rules of the Contest. Write your title, your name and address on a postcard and address it to the Title Contest Editor, Omaha Bee. Each contestant may submit as many titles as he chooses, hut each should be written on a separate post card. No title may contain more than 12 words. The ronteet closes at midnight Wednesday. East Week's Contest. East week's bald heads haunting the stage entrance with their floral offerings called forth a torrent of post curds. The prize winners are as fol lows: First Prize. “Old Whiskers," llorothy Grason 14 South First street. Council Bluffy. Second Prize. “Nearing the Stage Where They'll ‘Say It With Flowers'.” Fred Barr. 1213 Twenty-third sir- t, lies Moines, la. "Lenses Adjusted fo a Closeup of the Star," Miss Myrtle Cloud, 2212 Ohio’street. Omaha. "A File of Back Numbers Without a Miss," t.'. L. Stevtarf. Geneva. Neb. "Three of a Kind Hoping to Win a Hand," Mrs. M. L. Stewart, 33 Cor onado apartments. Omaha. “Hitchin Their Wad-on to a Star," Alex McKie. 241*5 North Fort} eighth street, Omaha. Honorable Mention. “In Philanders' Field the Poppies Blow." L. T Brooking. Funk. Neb. “Three Century Plants Full of Bloom.”*.! rs. Arthur I 4* ..-Atlantic, la. “Three Old Johnnies with Masked . 1 Batter.es Attemp'P a Stage Holdup,” A. M. Arries, Plattsmouth, Neb. "The Trio That Came After the Chorus,” Edna A. Wise, 3823 Cass street, Omaha. "Three Stale Nuts and a Hard Boiled Egg,” Walt Adams, 5200 Grover street, Omaha. ”A Comet Waiting to Annex a Star," Mrs. Mary Brin, Lyons, Neb. "The Older the Limbs Grow the More Blossoms They Bear,” Mrs. Arthur Lee, Atlantic, la. "The Army of the Alleys,” G. A. Jackson, Omaha. "Gander Sauce for Chicken Dress ing." John G. Winter, Atchison, Kan. "When the Footlights Will be Felt anil Not Seen." Mrs. Charles Holecek, Waverly, Neb. "We Now Have Scene Three )n Their Last Act,” Fred Barr, Dee Moines, la. "Reg'lar Fellers" will bring back your boyhood days. In The Evening Bee. San ANrof'lio THE WINTER PLAYGROUND ■ o/’AMERICA COME TO SAN ANTONIO, the city of opportunities, where glorious sunshine and mild tcnqicratures irresistibly invite life in the open. There is nothing just like it any. where. The large natural parks, the superb municipal golf links and polo fields, where the games are played the vear round, the picturesque Japanese sunken gardens and the scenic grandeur all about, will fascinate you with an enduring charm. Here a gracious Texas hospitably awaits you. The sacred Alamo, forever enshrined in the hearts of Americans, the century old Spanish missions, and the unforgetablo contrast of medieval and modem arrhiteo* lure, will eclipse your fondest imagination. The pure, artesian water supply is posi tively the finest in America, and evervthing is here to make you feel at home. 'Hie friend liness of jieople with SUNSHINE in their hearts will make you hkc SAN ANTONIO. CHAMBER 4" COMMERCE "-.SAN ANTONIO ' ^ . TEXAS m . _r •—_ _ fr - j; rv^wmv'rt /;;i. y JAPANESE SIJMKK'N GAkPt US j BRACKENRIDGE PARK [j Here He Is! /Is Handsome as Apollo; as Strong as Hercules! Some Boy! Isn't he handsome? And. oh, how strong! His name is Kronos ond to lieai the impressionable and excited Or pheum press agent tell about it, he s the world champion at everything except mah jongg, and he's not jo bad at that. Here's a few of the pretty phrases I he Orpheum press agent applies to Kronos: "Superman; Iron master; Her cules. Samson and Sandow combined; handsome as Apollo; strong as Her cules: the idol of the continent; the biggest sensation ever Imported from foreign shores; the most amazing spe cimen of incomparable physical pow er of the rentury.” No doubt the publicity sharp would have added many more but he ran out of breath. He did pretty well at that. Not only Is Mr. Kronos (first name not revealed) very handsome and very strong, but he's full of cute tricks. These are a few of them: I.ies on Ills hack on the polnh of nails, rests a 450 pound anvil on Ills chest and permits two huskies to beat ^ talon upon said anvil witli Id-pound sledge-hammers. IJfts a six-cylinder antomobile with four passengers simply by placing a chain annual the machine and getting in ail tnevated position over it. Snaps heavy steels bars with Ills bare hands. Drives four-in^h spikes inot oak planks with his naked fist. Bends iron bars in Ills teeth. How does he get that way? That the press agent neglects to disclose. Sufficient to him Is that Kronos does w’hat he says he can do. The method is a matter of no consequence. "If I knew I'd be doing It myself and b*- out gathering in the beau coup jack " admits the honest press agent. Kronos is scheduled to exhibit his fatal Ije-itny and his box of tricks at the Orpheum doling tlie week begin I tiing todajh It will be bis third ap pearance n America. His first was in”!'hica-ro two weeks ago. hast week he was in Kansas City. For years Kronos was a feature of the variety st.ige in Europe. Orpheuni circuit officials were attracted by his success over there and persuaded him to forsake the land of the falling mark and come to America. The Orpheuni invites Omahans to bring their own iron and steel to the theater for Krotios to bend and break Man Asks “Time Off. ’ Kensal Iliw. England., Oct. 13 — fieorKR Edward Kixon naked hia «m ployer for time off so that he could go to the labor exchange and collect his dole for being unemployed. George was summoned Into court and fined $10 for obtaining unemployment bene fits under false pretenses. I ~ BEE OWNERSHIP AND CIRCULATION SWORN STATEMENT Furnished the Poetoffiee Department October 13, 1923 Statement of the ownership, management, circulation, etc., required by the Act of Congress of August 24, 1912, of the Morning, Evening and Sunday Bee, published at Omaha, Nebraska, for six months, ending September 30, 1923. Publisher—Bee Publishing Co. (Inc.) Managing Editor Morning Bee—Paul Greer. Managing Editor Evening Bee—Fred S. Hunter. General Manager—B. Brewer. Owners—Nelson B. Updike and B. Brewer. Bondholders, mortgagees and other security holders owning or holding 1 per cent or more of total amount of bonds, mort gages or other securities are: None. Average number of copies of each issue sold or distributed through the mails or otherwise to paid subscribers during the six months preceding the date shown above is: Morning Bee ... 4.3,446 Evening Bee ... .s... 28,753 72,199 Sunday Bee .77,180 B. “BREWER, General Manager. Sworn to and subscribed before me this 13th day of October, 1923. W. H. QUIVEY, Notary Public. ##### PAPE'S COLD COMPOUND &WjLP$T Creak your cold in a few hours! Don't stay stuffed up! Quit blow-' Ing and snuffling' Take "Pape's. Cold Compound" every two hours un-; til three doses are taken. The first d"»e opens clogged up nostrils and air passages of head; stops nose running relieves headache, dullness, feverish-i nes-'. eneezing. The second and third doses usually end all cold and grippe misery. ‘T’ape's Cold Compound" is the quickest, suiest relief known and costs only a few cents at drug stores. Const a in* no quinine. Tastes nice. THE UNIVERSAL CAR Tlw Stoad&ter Business men—with whom the runabout has always been very popular—are well pleased with the changes embodied in this model. Always rugged, the car has been made decidedly trimmer and more comfortable. This result is obtained by raising the radiator and enlarging the cowl; making a decided improvement in looks and providing more leg room. A well designed top and slanting windshield do their share toward adding a finished, clean-cut appearance. Make it a point to see the other new models also on displry in the nearest Ford dealer's show room. You can take advantage of these neiv prices through the Ford Weekly Purchase Plan. See an\i of the follon'inp Authorized Ford Dealers: , IN OMAHA Sample-Hart Motor Co. McCaffrey Motor Co. - , Universal Motor Co. Galbreath Motor Co. \dkins Motor Co. C. E. Paulson MotoriCo. Hannan-Ode 11-Van Brunt, Inc. IN COUNCIL BLUFFS Bowers Motor Co. * Parmer Motor Co. * CARS - TRUCKS • TRAOTOR.S