The Morning Bee M O R N I N G—E V E N I N G—S UNDAY TIIE BEE prilf.lSIlIKG CO., Publisher. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press, of which The Bee is a member, ia exclusively entitled to the use for repuhlication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper, and ulso the local news published herein. All rights of republication of our speciul dispatches are also reserved. BEE TELEPHONES Private Branch Exchange. Ask for the Department a-j, inntu or Person Wanted. For Night Calls After 10 P. M.: -s AA(1 Editorial Department. AT lantie 1021 or AT. 1042. OFFICES Main Office—17th and Farnam Council Bluffs —15 Scott SL S. Side, N. W. Cor. 24th and N. New \oik—World Bldg. Detroit—Ford Bldg. Chicago—Tribune Bldg. Kansas City—Bryant Bldg. St. Loins—Syndicate Trust Los Angeles—Homer-Laughlin , I,ld*- Bldg. Ian Francisco—Hearst Bldg. Atlanta—Atlanta Trust Bldg. KING AK-SAR-BEN’S ROYAL WELCOME. His Gracious Majesty, King Ak-Sar-Ben, extends to all his loyal subjects throughout Quivera, and all visitors without the boundaries of the realm, a most hearty welcome. Never was there a kindlier monarch, nor a more willing and loyal lot of subjects. The fame of our king’s gracious rule has spread throughout the confines of the earth, and drawn upon his loving subjects the congratulations and the envy of those subject to far less gracious rule. Because they are happy and contented, and Hcause they see only happiness and good fortune revealed in the crystal globe that reveals the future of the realm, the loyal subjects are flocking in multitudes along the king’s highway to pay their annual tribute of love and esteem at his court. Many and wonderful have been the changes and improvements since that far gone year of 1896 when King Ak-Sar-Ben issued his first royal man date and ascending the throne rescued by his wis dom and optimism a realm plunged into ill fortune and despair. By the power of his example he in stilled new hope and new courage into the hearts of his subjects, and they turned with smiles to their tasks and forgot the disappointments of their yes terdays. Never has his rule been harsh or onerous; always has it been unselfish and kindly. Never has he looked backwards, save only to see where he could build better upon the mistakes of yesterday. He has aent waves of happy laughter across his realm to wash away the memories better forgotten; planted the seeds of optimism to grow and crowd out the weeds of pessimism and despair, and added hours of happiness to days once filled with gloom and doubt. Gladly, then, do his loyal subjects travel by rail, by automobile and by airplane to this splendid city wherein his court is held, and royally do the local subjects of his gracious majesty welcome their fellow subjects to the precincts of this kingly city. Glittering and glowing are the colors of King Ak Sar-Ben as they wave in the autumn air. But over and above them wave other colors to which even King Ak-Sar-Ben bows in humble tribute, even as foreign monarchs, less kindly and less gracious, have been impelled to bow and bend with far less graciousness. Long live our Gracious Majesty, King Ak-Sar Ben. And long may his realm be filled with loyal, happy, prosperous subjects to journey to his kingly city in annual pilgrimage to pay their tribute to his wisdom and his kindliness! OF THE WEST WESTERN. The New York Times waxes facetious in its com ments upon the suggestion of Senator Kendrick for president upon the democratic ticket Also sarcas tic. But why the sarcasm? Kendrick has been a leading figure in congress for more than a quarter of a century. It is true that he has not been as vociferous as some western democratic leaders—or southern—not mentioning any names, but he seems to have been accomplishing things despite his reti cence; or maybe because of it. The man who could carry every county but one in republican Wyoming against Mondell, surely has some claim upon the consideration of the democratic managers. It is true that Wyoming has but three electorial votes, as against Kew York’s 36, but let not the New York Times overlook the fact that presidents have been elected by as narrow a margin as three votes. Not that we apprehend for a moment that a democrat will be elected by any sort of a margin in 1924, but that we are inclined to the belief that in such a contingency, as little as it is to be desired, Senator John B. Kendrick of Wyoming would be about the least objectionable man the democrats could name. He is of the west western, yet broadly cosmopolitan; he poses neither as a statesman nor a diplomat, but he is broadminded, patriotic, and very human. We have just about lost hope that the time will ever come when a New York newspaper will he able to see and appreciate anything that has not its genesis east of Buffalo. A sense of fairness impels us to protest against such unkindly and uncalled for sarcasm against a really big westerner. WORK AND AIR FOR PRISONERS. Revelation of conditions in the Douglas county jail emphasizes anew the need for a workhouse. It might be given some more pleasing name than that. Whatever its name, it should be a place near, but not in th« city; a place where employment could be given the prisoners and where they could get plenty of fresh air. These two things cannot be given them in the present jail in the courthouse. And these two things are most necessary to their physical and mental well being. The present jail is clean, perhaps, but it is per meated constantly by a sickening odor, compounded of cooking smells, steam from the bathrooms and odors from the bedding. In this atmosphere the 200 prisoners must spend days and nights in absolute idleness. No wonder they consider transportation to the penitentiary a happy relief! At the penitentiary they have em ployment and they get an hour or two in the fresh air and sunshine every day. What that means, no body but a prisoner can realize. With swift motor transportation, a workhouse just outside the city, with plenty of space around it, would be praeticully as convenient in handling of prisoners as the present jail. The men should lie given some sort of employ ment and possibly small remuneration. A large garden, potato field and so on, could be operated. Chickens and hogs and cows could ba, ker son the swelling alwnya goes to the head.—Fdwarrfsvllle Intelligencer. NET AVERAGE CIRCULATION for Auguit, 1923, of THE OMAHA BEE Daily . Sunday . Do** no! include return*, left | over*. ■Ample* or paper* Af»olled it j printing amt Include* nr apodal ' •ale* B. BREWER, Gen. Mgr. V. A. BRIDGE, Cir. Mgr. I Subscribed and leom t* before me Ihia 4th day of September, 1013. W M. QUIVFY, (Seal) Notary Public “THE PEOPLE’S VOICE” Editorial from reader! ot The Morelri Bee. Reedare el The Herala* Be* are Incited to nee thle column freely for exareiilea on mattcre *1 pohilc Internet. Suspicious of British Visitors. Omaha.—To the Editor of The Omaha Bee: Is there a conspiracy of silence on Lord Birkenhead's and Sir Alfred Cope's mission to America? The latter gentleman is the former Mr. Cope of Dublin Castle, who is so dexterous that he was-able to get in touch with Mr. Michael Collins dur ing the black and tan regime. Mr. Cope was directed by Birkenhead & Co. to find out every detail about the lives and characters, and especially the weaknesses, of the Irish sent to London to negotiate the "treaty.” He did his work thoroughly. Lord Birkenhead completed the work by the sinister influence he at tained over Mr. Collins, to whom he paid great attention in London. Now, these two men are in Amer ica, and Secretary of Labor Davis is arranging for Lloyd George's coming. What can be the mission of these trained and tricky diplomats? Is It to discover the weak characters Id American politics so that British diplomacy may achieve another vic tory? Let every loyal American watch closely the activities of these inter meddling foreigners. JERRY HOWARD. One-House Legislature. Havelock, Neb.—To the Editor of The Omaha Bee: I have a letter from United States Senator Norris, dated September 21. at Waupaca. Wis. It is too long to set out here in full, but in substance he charges me with mis representing him in a recently pub lished communication to the news papers and says: "I hope you will correct the statement that you* as cribed to me.” I certainly have no wish to misrep resent any man and assuredly not a man I regard so highly as Senator Norris. The offending sentence, to which he” takes exception is this: "Sen ator Norris favors a one-house leg islature of about 20 or 25 members who are to be paid about 25.000 each year and required to be in session a good portion of the time each year.” My authority for this statement Is a letter from Senator Norris to C. A. Sorenpen of Lincoln, dated at Wau paca. Wis., July 6, and published in The New State for August. In it he said: "A small number of from 20 to 30 would become at once a busi ness Institution. . . . We ought to have men drawing a salary similar to that received by the district judges.” Senator Norris now says: ”1 had in mind the salary that the district judge received when I was on the bench and that was 12,500 a year." In view of the fact that our district Judges get $6,000 per year, and as I hud no means of knowing what Sena tor Norris had in mind, except his printed word, I cannot see that my summing up of his position was a serious misrepresentation. My objection to Senator Norris' small one-house legislature is that it is centralization of government. My objection to the present system is that with two houses and a small senate, the "big boy;s" can control legislation with 17 men, and as I have said before, the "big boys" have now all the robbing legislation they need. They are "sitting pretty" and now use the state senate to block any repeals or amendments. I. W. JACOBY, Representative Thirty First District, Nebraska Legislature. Ford Worker* Busy. O'Nelli, Neb.—To the Editor of The Omaha Bee: Is Henry Ford s vast selling organization in Nebraska to be used as a political machine to capture the democratic presidential primary in the state next spring? Are Ford owners to be urged to act as precinct captains and workers in the interest of the Detroit man's candi dacy? Ford agents in the several county seats of north Nebraska, regardless of political affiliations and acting on Instructions are securing from their county treasurers new and complete lists of the Ford owners In their re spective counties and are paying well tor the new mailing lists. The campaign for a complete roster of Ford owners began several weeks ago, and as fast as belated Ford own ers. not already holding licenses for their cars, take them out the agents ire adding them to the lists they al ready have. That the lists are being compiled for other than business pur poses is evident from the fact that the iealers do not engage in mall adver tising campaigns for their wares and that the lists are being forwarded to Omaha as fast as secured. Regular members of both political parties are considerably disturbed over the activi ties of the Ford boomers. It is estimated that every Ford car In Nebraska represents at least two votes, man and wife, and that if but . 50 per cent of the cars owned in the state are giving satisfaction to their owners tho Ford strength is most formidable. Ford agents refuse to state why I Abe Martin itHAHKY9U CO*E one ofw ^—«—, We haint heard none o’ our re turnin’ senatorial investigators say they’d like t’ live in Rushy, if they could sell out. Salesmen have long since discarded knockin' as bad business, but th’ habit is still all th’ rage ’mongst friends. {Copyright, 1929.) the lists are being prepared and to whom they are being forwared, al though not denying that they have been requested to get them and admit ting that they are not securing the lists for their own personal use. L. C. PETER8. Wants More Garys. Omaha.—To the Editor of The Omaha Bee: As a reader of your paper for 37 years. I saw several ar ticles In your paper last summer In regard to slaving people 12 Jiours. I see that Mr. Gary has give nup and let his men have eight hours in the mills. Why should a certain western cor poration, with headquarters in Oma ha, force a few old men to elave 12 hours when every other department in their organization has eight hours? A READER. Devastating. ^ Why bother about scrapping those -hips at Philadelphia? Why not send them out to the Pacific coast for a .riii*e?—Monti cello (Ind.l Journal. pAtuour service-at any hour-any place-day or night! We are fully equipped to extend the best possible serv ice. regardless of sect or creed. Our personal supervision is given to every detail. cAbeautiful Ghapel is at the dis posal of those who wish it. without any extra charge HULSE