Today Coolidge Lacks Jealousy. No Substitutes, Please. See Lloyd. George. Whisky Drinkers Lose. ^By ARTHUR BRISBANE^ A little man shows his littleness in his little jealousies, and so does a big man, for that matter. President Coolidge shows free dom from small jealousy, when he puts Gifford Pinchot in charge of coal negotiations. Next to Hiram Johnson and President Coolidge, Pinchot is the most likely candidate for the re publican nomination. Successful handling of the coal problem might add greatly to his strength. But, as governor of Pennsyl vania, the hard coal state, Mr. Pin chot is the man for the coal job, if President Coolidge does not feel that he can settle it himself. And so the president appoints Pinchot, regardless of politics. A good sign and creditable to the president. President Coolidge's friends will advise him not to tell the president that soft, coal instead of hard is a solution of the coal problem. They want hard coal, and do not care to ruin their cities and their tempers by taking lessons in soft coal burning. The coal is in the ground, easy of access. It belongs to the people, as the private “own ers” will discover, one of these days. It will not help the president or his party to offer soft coal, or the refuse of culm banks as a sub stitute, while mine owners and workers fight it out. It’s too much like that Frenchman of the revolu tion advising the people to eat grass, if they lacked bread. They wanted bread, so that Frenchman learned, later. The president doubtless knows that through all last year's coal famine, our good Canadian friends were kept supplied with American hard coal of first quality. Our mine owners did not want to lose their Canadian trade, or force Canadians to develop Canadian coal, so they kept Canada well supplied. They had no need to worry about their United States trade, it always comes back. If Canadian newspapers advertise this winter, as they did last, "Unit ed States hard coal, any size, any quantity, immediate delivery,” while this country burns substi tutes, that will not help the repub licans. Lloyd George will be here in a few weeks. You will see and hear a real man, when he comes. With out him, to manage England and her allies in the big war, putting England’s armies under Foch, sup plying the allies -wfith money and ammunition, William of Hohenzol lern would probably be still kais er, "on a bigger scale with a newly captured throne” for each of his sons. See and hear Lloyd George, if you can. He is the greatest demo crat that Europe has produced since Cromwell, and history will say so. whatever tories may say now. A Boston labor union complains that wicked men have sold poi sonous bootleg liquor to men on ■trike, killing several of them, making the others unity to win their strike. That’s enlightening, for union men, and they ought to think it over. If-you read that Indians out in the hills, or savages in the Congo had been defeated by en emies using whisky as bait, you would understand it. While union workmen might as well realize that as long as they combine whisky, bootleg or other wise, with their industrial strug gles, they will lose, and their op ponents will win. Mothers all over the country »re made miserable by fear, be cause of a most dreadful and wide >y advertised kidnaping in New York City. The case is unusually *ad, the child, an infant of four months, in delicate health, might lot survive the parting from its mother, even with good care in the ddnaper’s hands. Nothing can be said to comfort he father and mother of that •hild. But other mothers may end relief in the fact that the kid laping was in all probability the esult of sudden impulse, in an unbalanced mind. Some mother made insane by the death of a voting baby may have taken the lost infant from ita cradle, without r ealizing the nature of her act. It is probably not the work of inten tional criminals, the parents of the child being very poor. It i§ not a danger that threat ens the average child. It happens not as often as once in a million rimes. To an infant in its rradle the danger from kidnapers is far less than the danger of fatal ac cident to its older brothers and sisters in their ordinary play. For one child kidnaped, 10,000 die of contagious diseases, be cause Ignorant parents allow them to play with dogs and eats that carry disease germs in their fur, and flies that bring disease from •utside filth nrc intln1'0'v mm-c dangerous than all the kidnapers. (Copyrif jt, *J 92S.) Filling Station Pumps Defective Inspection Shows Over Half of Pumps in State Need Adjusting. Special Dispatch to Tile Omaha Bee. Lincoln. Aug. 27.—Fully 50 per cent of the 200 gasoline filling station pumps tested in Nebraska during the last month by the state department of agriculture have needed adjustment, and 25 of these pumps were condemn ed from further use, according to Grant L. Shumway, secretary ( of the department. Mr. Shumway believes as large a per cent of pumps in Lincoln und Omaha need adjustment. There are three inspectors in Omaha and one in Lincoln, who make tests separately from the state department. In only a few of the defective pump cases was it found that the public was receiving more gasoline than entitled to, and in most cases they were giving too little gasoline, Mr. Shumway said. He also called atten tion to the fact that tank wagon op erators should not use their five-gallon measures for more than a few months, because dents in the meas ures cut down the amount of gasoline the measures should hold. One dent can cut down the capacity of the measure 10 cubic inches. Lincoln Men Guests at Ak-Sar-Ben Show Lincoln night last evening at King Ak's den show was attended by a delegation of between 600 and 700 of his majesty’s subjects from the state capital. Mayor Frank Zehrung of Lincoln was the speaker of the evening. The Lincoln delegation, which was led by Harvey Kendall of the Nebraska Farb Journal, arrived at about 7:30 p. m. by special train. It was met at the station by Sam son's reception committee and special street cars, nad taken directly to Ak Sar-Ben den. The last den show of the season will be given Tuesday night of next week when the national convention of the Abstract and Ttitle Men's association will be guests. Two Men Held as Suspects in Shooting of Officers Special Dinpatcli to The Omaha Bee. Grand Island, . Neb., Aug. 27.— Central City authorities arrested two men suspected to be members of the quartet, one of whom fired a shot at Officer Roy Herndon, inflicting a tlesh wound in his shoulder and neck. They were brought to Grand Island, but Herndon could not iden tify either as having been with the quartet that got off a train and were being searched when the shooting took place. The two men arrested said they came from an extra gang at Kim Creek. They are being held for further inquiry. The officer's wounds do not keep him off duty Farm Home Near Grand Gland G Destroyed by $5,000 Fire Special Dispatch to The Omaha Dec. Grand Island, Neb., Aug. 27.—Fire last evening destroyed the farm home of E. E. Veeder, near Cairo, with a loss of $3,000 on the building and $2,000 in furniture. * Mr. anil Mrs. Veeder were In Grand Island at the time. Neighbors who discovered the fire saw a flash similar to an explosion. The fire appears to have started in a clothes closet. Alberta Wheat Yield. Edmonton, Alberta, Aug. 27.—Al berta will harvest ft total wheat crop to 142,956,000 bushels, according to latest figures issued by the Depart ment of Agriculture. The total acre age has been placed at 6,956,461 acres, making an average yield of 24 bushels an acre. Gus Hyers, Former to Be Candid Friends Urging Him lo Run Against Talkative Jacolty for Representative From Havelock. K.v P. C. POWH1X, staff ( ormpendrnt The Omaha Bee. lancoln, Aug. 27.—Next summer promises to find one Gus A. Hyers, former state sheriff, chasing votes as ardently ami diligently as he chased bootleggers, auto thieves and all sorts of criminals. Friends of Gus are urging him to | become a candidate for the legisla ture in the Havelock district against Gus's old and ancient enemy. I. W. Jacoby, the representative who did 80 per cent of the talking last win ter in the lower house and lost his false teeth in the midst of an oration almost daily. Gus, after the advent of Brother Charlie into the governor's chair, re signed. Gus wasn’t a "lame duck” a single second. The day after his resignation, he moved bag end baggage to Have'ock, tho town from where he started in his career of criminal chasing. He originally was a mechanic in t he Havelock shops. An hour after his arrival a sign appeared in the front of a vacant Havelock offlte building. It read GUS A. HYBBS, Beal Estate. Tlieie you will find llyers early In the morning and until late at night, wotking as energetically and tirelessly as he did when In the state s service. Citizens of Havelock know the Gusi of today is the tame Gus of old, secretly seeking a fight and excite ment. and they see in a race between Gus and Jacoby a political contest extraordinary. Years ago, when the Havelock shop men staged Gus on his career first as a candidate for sliciiff of Lancas ter county. Jacoby was his demo Mother of Seven ‘‘Female Fagin ’ Police Charge Woman Uses Daughters for Thievery from Stores. Mrs. Lena Wyatt, 3S, mother of seven children, was arrested by Spe cial Officers Finn and Cody in Hay den Brothers' store and is declared by the officers to b« a "female Fagin.” The officers declared that Mrs. Wy att was using her two oldest daugh ters, Eleanor, IS. and Gladys. 17, a* "blinds" to cover up her thievery. They testified in police court Monday mornlng that the mother was steal ing clothes from the counters. Mrs. Watt's husband testified he had warned her on several occasions to stop stealing. She said she needed clothes for her smaller children, Letha, 10; Johnny. 9; Donald, 7; Ralph, 3, and Mary Ellen, 1. The mother was given a 90-day suspended sentence and warned by the Judge that If brought before him again she would be forced to serve every day of It. The Wyatts live at 1488 South Sixteenth street, moving there four years ago from Beatrice. Neb. The husband works for Swift ft Co. Iowa State Fair Exhibits to fie Displayed at Lincoln Special Dispatch to The Omaha Bee. *Iancoln, Aug. 27.—E. R. Danielson, secretary Nebraska state fair, is at tending the Iowa state fair at Des Moines for the purpose of arranging for numerous Iowa exhibits for the Nebraska fair which opens next l Monday. Gangway for Sheba! Between dates, daiues ami rhirhen dinners, our Sheba (there on the earner) slighted her shopping. Voit she's just tearing The Buttermilk Shop with pastries for dinner Handsome llarold gives her right-of-way at Farnani and 16th. For those few who don’t know . . . we'll say that The Buttermilk Shop is located on the Northwest Corner of 16th and Farnam—right in the heart of Buttervillc. It’s a store dear to the hearts (and palates) of discriminating people who like abso lutely fresh pastries, cream, milk, sandwiches, butter, eggs, etc. lOrthjjipJaiiQS S^TE^>L1C SHOP Northwest Corner, 16th and Farnam Sts. 1 State Sheriff, ate for Legislature crati? opponent. Gus wiped up the earth with Jacoby. Since that time Jacoby lias, tlil-ough letters to the newspapers, in cam paign speeches and on the floor of the legislature, attacked everything Hyers ever did iri a public way, in a relentless manner. Gus has hundreds of friends in Havelock. They wish to see him vin dicated in his home town. Hence, the Hyers boom for the leg islature. • Bank Closes. Phoenix, Arls , Aug. 2"—The Citi zens Bank and Trust company of Bis bee was ordered closed this morning by State Superintendent of Banks A. T. Hammons. Two state examiners are on the ground and further than, ordering the closing of the institution the state superintendent of banks re fused to comment. Western Nebraska Farmers Optimistic iCnnllitiiMl From rose One.) little burg where everybody looks for ward with great hopes of the future. The pioneer spirit of faith and ag gressiveness is nowhere better ex emplified than in this remarkable little town located on the headwaters of the Keya Paha river, which is a fertile valley unexcelled in an agricul tural way by no other country. ' [ drove from Mission to the Rose bud agency, which is to the Indians the capital of the Rosebud reservation. With the Indians in their tepees and lamps in and around the agency, it cannot help but bring one back to the early days and life of the Sioux, lie is now peaceful and law-abiding but he clings tenacidusly to his old way of living. Even where, they possess fairly good houses they spend most of their time in their tepees nearby. The advancement of civiliza tion and the rapid settlement by the white people in that country, has wrought wonderful changes In the general landscape of the whole Rose bud reservation, and nowhere is this more noticeable than the territory around Mission. From the Rosebud agency I drove south to the state line Just north of Urookston, »N'eb., and from there into Valentine. From Valentine I drove east to Springview , and I cannot help but mention that 1 traveled over the most wonderful road In the United States from Valentine east to the Keya Paha county line. The improve ment in the roads throughout that entire country in the last five years lias been marvelous and where th :■ tax burden has been perhaps a little heavy, I nevertheless feel it was worth all they spent because practical ly every rancher and farmer owns an automobile and makes use of their roads. „ Rosebud Crops Wonderful. "The crops in the Rosebud country are simply wonderful, especially the corn. It is my Judgment that the corn production from Gregory county west to the western line of Todd coun ty will average between 40 and 50 bushels per acre I never before saw such an abundance of grass and hay. It might be interesting to know that I That’s why Velvet Tobacco is so very mild. It is fine in your pipe and topnotch for cigarettes I loof-rr A MtrMTnlu.roCfl that country since it was opened to the while settler several years ago, has never had a crop failure. I know of no body of land in the United States where crops are so sure, especially corn, or where corn ran be bought as cheap as In the Hose bud country. It is true that they have shared with the entire civilized world in the business depression, but their spirit of optimism Is remarkahle. Instead Of howling for the Impossible through legislation arid freak thedres, they have gone to work with renewed energy and confidence and If hogs and cattle will remain at the present level of prices, they feel thut they will make money and continue going ahead as they did before deflation took place. The freight rates are ex cessive and handieap them on raising grain for sale, but even with these high rates they can feed their grain to their livestock and prosper. If wheat remains around its present low level, there will not be much of it produced In that country. They are simply going to get away from the small grain fainting except for feeding purposes, and if their appar ent resolution to continue adherence to this polity is followed by other sections of the United States, wheat production will not be burdensome und the producer wjll, without doubt, enjoy better returns from his labor. "The Hosebud country is made up of young and middleaged men from all sections of the United States who went In there to take advantage of the homestead act for the purpose of C-l-o-s-i-n-g O-u-t SWEATERS AND SKIRTS Clearing the Racks of All Summer Dresnes COME EARLY TUESDAY j 181! f arnam t building up homes. Their leadership has seemed to lie of the constructive kind and everywhere murks of in telligence and good fellowship are in evidence. County Attorney Held in Raid on Moonshiners Fort Worth, Tex.. Aug. 2fi.—Texas ranger* force* climaxed flieir twodny* drive on moonshiner* and bootlegger* in the woody hill* of Somerwcll coun ty today with the arrest of County Attorney Eddie Roark. Six other men surrendered Sunday to ranger*, bring ing the total number held by slat*' forces to 30. - ---—■—• 1 _ MqBoiiMfen&Ca The New Alice McDonald Bed Spreads How attractive for the bedroom done in rose shades is the rose and cream combination in these new crinkled bed spreads. It is long enough to fold over the pillows, so a bolster isn’t necessary. The crinkle is unaffected by washing and they re quire no ironing. Also comes in all cream, blue and cream, and laven der and cream. I nusual tonal bargains arc to br found in tltr August sale of linens. 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