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Omaha has just had a remarkable illustration of the truth of David Garrick's remark, that “A fellow feeling makes us wondrous kind.” When the citi zens awakened on Tuesday morning to find that something had gone wrong with the water, and "that nauseous mud flowed from the faucets in place of the crystal streams to which they were accustomed, it was a real calamity. Then it was they began to realize how much they depended on the modern util ity supply for their comfort and well being. No time to philosophize, however, for the first thing to do was to get water for domestic needs One of the earliest bits of relief was the supply af forded by artesian wells and springs, in different parts of the city. Owners of these generously put them at the disposal of the public without stint or limit. Then came our sister city over the river, Council Bluffs, put its plant at Omaha’s disposal, and provided water for all who came. The Nebraska Power company, with its great distillation plant, took care of its own needs and those of the tramway, that these services would not be interrupted, and yet had some water left to give to all who applied. Automobile owners got into the game in splen did spirit, putting their cars at the service of those who had none, to assist in providing all with as much pure water as might be needed or available. Thus it was all along the line. Everybody tried to the ut most to aid all others, and through this splendid spirit of co-operation the severity of the calamity lost much of its force. The Omaha Bee desires to thank all who re sponded to our call for volunteers to assist in dis tributing water supply. The service was well done and thoroughly appreciated. It is not a time, though, for giving or claiming especial credit, as all came through swiftly when the need was made known. How'ever careless city folk'may seem under ordinary conditions, a touch of disaster proves that our hearts all beat as one when help is needed and we can give it. WHY NOT JUST BE CAREFUL? A smooth stretch of highway, a motor running sweetly, and the bright clean air of a summer after noon or evening, lull the driver’s judgment to sleep, and the first thing he knows he is bowling along the road at a rate of speed that is dangerously high. Others are affected the same way, and soon the joy is taken out of joy riding because too many motor cars are traveling too fast for safety. Some excite ment may be had from whizzing past another car, yet it is purchased at the price of imminent accident and perhaps death. A coroner's jury in Omaha has just returned a verdict of unavoidable accident in the case of a good man who died from injuries received in an accident on one of Douglas county’s well-paved roads. It was brought out at the examination that the car bi which the dead man was a passenger was traveling at between 35 and 40 miles an hour, and was trying to pass another car, traveling in the same direction but at a slower rate. Coming from the opposite direction was a third car also moving very fast. The combination is simple enough, and the result certain. The first car was forced into the ditch, turned over three times, and one death resulted. Such accidents as that are not unavoidable; a lit tle care will make safety certain. One or two sec onds of time may be lost, but in this case a life would have been saved, by slowing down a trifle and waiting until the way was clear before taking the spurt to pass. The roads are filled with drivers who do not expect to harm themselves or anyone else, but who neglect the ordinary precautions that make for safety at all times. The unavoidable accident is a rarity. The acci dent that can be avoided by simply being careful is so frequent that it is shocking to contemplate the record of lives lost or bodies maimed that might have been spared if drivers only used good sense at all times. FAMILY MATTERS IN GEORGIA. Are these things done better in Georgia than elsewhere, or should we be shocked rather than stirred with envy when we read of how family dif ficulties are settled down that way? John W. Minter had among other things in his family a son-in-law named Millard Trouton. The latter had quarreled with his wife, who had returned to her father's roof. A not unnatural course on part of Trouton was to endeavor to get his wife to return to his home. To this Minter objected, and now in his confession to the police he tells how simply but effectually' he went about to settle for good and all one of his domestic problems. A family party was made up, consisting of Min ter, his four sons, three sons-in-law and a friend. They went to Trouton’s house, called him out, threw him into an automobile, and drove away to a grove on the bank of a river. Just what took place here is not told in detail, save that the proceedings were concluded by Minter firing five bullets into Trouton’s body. The hands and feet of the corpse were then tied and It was thrown into the river. Presumably peace and quiet settled upon the patriarchal household, the head of which had thus summarily ridded it of an objectionable member. Lawabiding folks will wonder just what form of civ ilization is known in a region where such things occur. In darkest Africa or the South Sea islands a happening of that sort might not surprise any body, but in a highly cultured commonwealth, such as Georgia, a murder like this is a challenge to the authorities that cannot be ignored. It is but one of a series of crimes that have blackened the good name of the state, and ought to arouse its citizens to a sense of their situation. Wheat was too low. The Omaha Bee ‘took up the campaign to increase its price. It has gone up 8 cents a bushel. Gasoline was too high, and The Omaha Bee took hold of that problem. Gasoline fell 6*4 cpnts a gallon. That’s evening things up. Uncle Andy Mellon came home with some well defined notions of what Kurope needs, one of them being that France ought to let up just a little on the policy she is pursuing. This just about makes it unanimous outside of France. BREAKING UP THE BATTLESHIPS. Expressed in dollars and cents, the contribution of the United States to the peace of the world through participation in the limitation of naval arma ment will be noteworthy. It is impossible just at this time to give exact figures, but an item in the > total which ultimately may be made known to the people is the cost of the two unfinished battleships at the Brooklyn navy yard, the South Dakota and the Indiana. Work on these vessels was about 35 per cent completed when the conference at Washing ton stopped building. A little more than $20,000, 000 had been spent on them as far as building had gone. Orders have gone out for the sale of the incom plete warships to the highest bidder, the purchaser to break up and remove the material now on the ways. This material represents a cost to the government of about $150 a ton, and naval experts look for a final return on the sale of about $9 per ton. Some shrinkage, but it is part of our payment for peace insurance. While it is not expected that the hulks will be dismantled with anything like the celerity displayed in building ships during the war, when everything was under forced draft, there is an opportunity for a real test. We used to read of the incredible num ber of rivets driven day by day by the workers with the pneumatic hammers. How many of these same rivets can be taken out in a day? A good guess is that of the reply given by the soldier who was under going a civil service examination. He was asked how many British soldiers came to this side during the revolutionary war, and, not knowing the figures, he wrote down: “A lot more than went home.” Americans, however, are willing to pay the price of making good on the professions of their repre sentatives at the Washington conference. The faith of the nation was then pledged to the world, and it will be kept. TRAGEDY OF A NEW YORK STREET. A little baby buggy stood empty in the street all day long, and all day long a mother washed little baby clothes, trying to still her aching heart, hoping that each sound she heard was her baby coming back. When night fell, a father, tired and worn from his search, dull from grief and worry, slowly pulled the little empty buggy into the home and set it by the little empty crib. Baby is gone, where none can say. She was snatched from the little buggy by a woman who was passing and who fled with the treasure she had seized. Charity holds she was demented; she must have been, or she would not willingly have visited on another woman the anguish of sorrow that comes with the loss of the baby. Even that sorrow, keen and poignant as it is, might be lessened if the mother but knew that the baby is dead. She has not even that poor consolation. All she knows is that the little mite of bone of her bone and flesh of her flesh, soul of her soul, is missing, and, like Rachael, she mourns for her child and will not be comforted. It is hard to visualize such a tragedy. Mothers all over this land look more joyously into their cradles, hold their little ones a little tighter to their breasts, and silently thank the Father of All for their safety, while sympathizing deeply with that stricken woman. All that man can do is being done to dis cover the b«fbe and restore it to its parents. Police men, taxi drivers, radio operators, every possible agency, is enlisted in the search, which we hope will be successful. It will be good news to all whan the word is flashed that little Baby Lillian McKenzie has been found. FOR YOU CAN NOT EAT A MEDAL. Helen Wills will get her picture in the paper oftener, perhaps, than will the Council Bluffs girls who are going to the Iowa state fair at Des Moines to show what they know about household arts. It is a distinction to be a tennis champion, but not a bar to matrimony, as is shown in the case of May Sutton, who became Mrs. Bundy, or Molla Burstedt, who is now Mrs. Mallory. Yet, if a girl is to make a choice of career, whether she will be tennis champion or breadmaking champion, she will do well to choose the latter. One can not make much of a meal out of a medal, but a loaf of almost any kind of bread goes a long ways when one is hungry. Council Bluffs will be represented by three teams at Des Moines, and we doubt not will be well repre sented. The girls go with a full understanding that the winners will have to know their stuff, for three Iowa girls from Eddyville last year topped the coun try and won a trip to Europe for their ability as canners. Iowa has not turned out many athletic champions of either sex, although she has a lot of boys and girls who can play a great many games well, but she also has a lot more who. know how to take care of a home and do the thousand and one little odd jobs that turn up in the course of a day, and they are the ones that count in the long run when it comes to perpetuating the institutions for which the United States is noted. The Moors are after the Spaniards again, but that has been going on so long it is hard to get ex cited over the fact. Governor Bryan's coal plan begins to look like his tax plan. Now you know what clean water is worth. Homespun Verse —By Omaha’s Own I’oet— Robert Worthington Davie YOUTH. Youth was gay, and youth, we say. was dear for what It taught Of smiles and tears to tint the years with optimistic thought. In dreams we played; In dreams surveyed the vast, ex panse before. We saw the great, Immaculate dream fashioned Joys In store Beyond the years of shallow tenrs through which we swiftly sped; We saw the light where Hope was bright, wo hastened on ahead. Today we gaze o’er faded ways of youth forever gone, And gather the propensity that keeps us plodding on; Within the gloom of working room the smiles we used to wear Endow with zeal the minds that feel the horridness of err re. And though we ache, our fingers shake, and Hope seems almost dead, We grief defy and pain decry because of rapture fled. Our hearts are glad for all we've had; wo can not fall to show Our gratitude. Our attitude the world will surely know, True youth remains and thought retains the erstwhile youthful zeal; Desire Is young; the songs wo sung stdl ting with strong appeal— And so we tread, inspired, ahead and follow right and truth, ' And profit by, and e'er rely upon, the dreams of youth In 1890 the people of Nebraska were Intensely Interested In tho gen eral subject of irrigation. Especial ly was ihia intense because the state had felt the premonition of the drouth that later brought such dire distress to the farmers and cattle raisers. Mr. Rosewater was then battling for federal control of the reclamation work, and on Saturday. March 15. 1890, he published this ed itorial. “TIIE EAST AND IRRIGATION." “It has been apparent ever since the subject of reclaiming the arid lands of the west by irrigation began to be seriously discussed that every effort to put into effect such an en terprise under the auspices of the gov ernment would encounter a vigorous opposition in the east. So far as the matter has been given any considera tion by the press of that section the expression has been unfavorable to the government having anything to do with Irrigation, and so far as we know there is no eastern member of congress who does not hold a like view. This opposition seeks to jus tify itself with the argument that the government has no right to perform a work of this kind, the benefits of which will go largely to private par ties, and it refuses to see any advan tage to the whole people from redeem ing and making available for the pro duction of wealth, and for the homes of a population as large as that of the country at present, an area equal to more than half the land in the nation now being cultivated. The govern ment might spend money, the op ponents of irrigation assert, to remove the surplus stones from the farms of New England as properly as it might spend money to supply the lacking moisture to the farms of the west. “It Is easy enough to find argu ments of this sort, to presume waste and fraud, and to assert that the plan is one to get rid of public revenue, and such assertion may appear to some as honest evidence of a sincere concern for the welfare of the public treasury. It is shown in this frank declaration of the New York Com mercial Advertiser: “ ‘Fortunately, the farmers nf the east will be a unit against the project. The farms of all New England are ail declining in value through western compelItion. To waste hundreds of millions of dollars in Intensifying this competition and precipitating this de cline will he resisted even by the loyal republican farmers of Vermont.* "This is the sectional dog-in-the manger feeling that is at the bottom of eastern opposition to the govern ment taking any action for reclaim ing the arid regions of the west. Be cause agriculture In the east is less profitable than formerly and farm lands consequently less valuable, due It may be In part to the competition of the west, there must be no further addition made to the agricultural re sources of the country. AVhcther or not it is possible to Improve the agri cultural conditions in New England and restore the value of farms there does nnt enter into the consideration. They are largely unprofitable and are rated at a lower valuation than for merly. with the possibility of still farthei* depreciating, therefore there shall he no expansion of the produc tive acres of the nation. Thn develop ment of the west having brought mis fortune to the agricultural interests of New England, it is now proposed to array those interests against the pro posal to enlarge development In the only practical way In which it can be done, for without irrigation in a large degree by the government the arid regions may never ho reclaimed, or, at any rate, will not bo until the do mnnris of population, half a century or more hence, make the absorption of this territory by settlers impera tive. In the meantime. N»w England farms might recover their lost value, but in that event the gain to the coun try would bo small compared with the berfeflts to flow from reclaiming our vast unw itcred empire. “Doubtless this eastern opposition will bo effootive In preventing any appropriation by the present congress beyond what is neeessarv to continue surveys of tho arid regions, and even for this preliminary work the aiiow anco may not ho liberal. But the sec. tionnl and narrow spirit which now stands In tho way of a policy that would add 50 per rent to the produc tive rapacity of the country, with the almost abs lute certainty that rverv iloliar expend' J f. r this purpose would ho many times repaid to the govern ment. will not nlways bo ns influen tial in congress as at tho present.*’ And so On. The T'nlted States Is manufacturing small airplanes to be carried Inside submarines, and the next step will be to produce a smaller submarine to ro Inside these airplanes.—Toronto Mall and Empire, Race That Persists. The Puritans abolished the May pole because it hurt their sensibilities to tree human betnps happy. The de scendants of these Puritans now live In America.—Louisville Courier Journal. Daily Prayer Thy word I* a lump unto my and ft light unto my path I hav- morn, and I will perform If. that I will k**r>p thy righteous Judgment* A- ept, I h« *oe< h Than, the fr* n ^111 offerings of my mouth, O T.ord, and teach m« Thy Judg m-nt* Thy tr*tlm<>T)t*»e have I faVrn aa an h »• r It ago forever; for they a re the re Joining i.f my heart I’e. II®: 10, J06. 10*. 111. Our dear Heavenly Father, wo thank Theo that during the night we could retd nnd Nlecp under the shadow of Thy protecting wing. We are grateful for the opportunities for service which come with tho new day. We pray for strength to over come evil nnd perform our tasks May WO show the spirit of the Master in all we think, say and do. Bless our absent friends and loved ones, nnd keep them in Thy holy will. Remember In mercy the tempted and tried and afTllried ones. and sustain them In Thy grace. Bless those In authority In our state and nation with wisdom to know and st length in do Thy will. Nuatain those who labor for tho es tuhlishment of Thy Kingdom at home and abroad, and hasten the time when all men may know and obey Thee. For .Jesus’ sake Amen. rbv Howard a kuaml;k. Cleveland, Ohio “THE PEOPLE’S VOICE” Editorial from readers of The Morning Beg. Raadara of The Morning Boo aro Invited to uao thla column freely for oapreaslon og mattera of public Interact. What Is Wrong with Muny Baseball? Omaha.—To the Editor of The Oma ha Bee: In your issue of August 20 you have an editorial, "Save Amateur Baseball.” This is a very timely topic and something must by done to save it. You say there is a lesion existing, but as your remarks are based on misinformation, naturally you do not name the exact pathology nor do you mention any form of treatment. Brief ly, I will correct some misstatements, name the disease and outline treat ment. X. The managers of the Metropoli tan league were backed by the board of directors In their stand to allow players 'to play out of town, and to date no action to the contrary has been taken by the hoard. Since that vote was taken there has been no meeting of the board. 2, You state that the association has existed successfully and has grown, etc. It si-ems that Its exis tence has been very stormy, for in stance, the Townsend-South Omaha Merchants fiasco of last fall and spring and the inconsistencies of their rulings on law violations this summer. For Instance, Elndberg went out of town, played ball, suspended. Krupski went out of town, played ball, not sus pended. Moore went out of town, played ball, no action of any kind taken. Three different rulings of one law. I would say successfully incon sistent. As far as growth is concerned, you are obviously wrong. Last year we bad 12 class C clubs. This year we had but eight class C clubs and it was difficult work to get them, is drop ping from 12 clubs in 1922 to eight clubs in 1923 your idea of growth? You say that when a ball player is good enough to receive money for his services, he should be barred. Is there any law in the city or state code pro hibiting good players from playing on our muny parks, which belong to the thousands of fans who congregate there And who wish for and are en titled to the best ball that we can give them? Does it seem reasonable to bar a player because he is good when the fans want to see good play ers? In my opinion it is only fair to the fan, the backer, the manager and the player to keep him performing free of charge on our muny parks as long as he conducts himself as a sportsman and a gentleman. No amount of newspaper propa ganda will make a wrong right. It is wrong to bar the young players. Ooing out to a nearby town and earning a few dollars by playing a game of ball is no sin. At least a great number of players consider It no sin and will not sign up to play ball with teams in the association un til they are allowed this permission. There are as many, If not more, class A ball players outside the association as are in it. Therefore, I would name the lesion of disease affecting our association at this time as dwarfism or inability to grow. I believe that Omaha has out grown the Simon-puxp standard and that we should have one league for the higher classification and more lib eral ruling. This is not an attempt to professionalize anyone who does not wish to become a professional. On the other hand, it would provide a league which would serve as a finish ing school fop the youth of the town "’ho wish to and are able to make baseball their profession. Some of our boys are bound to become profes sional hail players—why*not let them Play at home until they are ready for the higher class leagues? I be lieve In training players for higher leagues than Class D, where every freight train brings another ball player. At present our hall players are barred at a time when they are hardly fit for Class D. TVe do not finish our youth for other professions at a Class D level. YVe give theni the best education th-re Is—why n<< do it in baseball? There has’ been a dearth of Omaha boys reaching the big leagues in the last seven nr eight years. They havo been getting sus pended before they really knew how to play ball, because experience teach es that they will go out for the money ns soon as they get the offer, and then, according to our present ar rangement, they are young outlaws, and we have no further Interest in them. I don t think they are neces sarily criminals for playing for money on week days, and I am sure there are thousands of other fans who think the same. Participation In games in such a league in no way conflicts with A. A I ■ rulings and will not harm one's col legiate amateur standing I do not want to belittle the great good done by the Muny association, and they are not through vet, and I f-'ci sure that the inconsistencies on ruling one player in and another out to he due wholly to their on!v half hearted approval In n law which. If changed, would make the association w-ork the more pleasant and manv embarrassing situations would lie avoided. The player, the managers and the backer would el! know where they ere at nnd more hall teams and good hall games In the association would result. Omaha Is getting big ger. you can't keep It down so Yours for a little growth In the Muny association. ■TAMES F. KET,I„Y. About Bread and Flour. Omaha.—To the Editor of The Omaha Bee: The Omaha bakers In the role of public benefactors Is so novel that It should be commended hy everyone. The move to aid the farmer by boosting the price of flour with tho consequent raise In wheat, without Increasing the cost of bread. Is Indeed a most praiseworthy Idea, but. ill view of the fact that yie bak ers have steadfastly refused to aid the vast army of consumers hy lower ing the price of bread during the years since flour reared Its |>e.ok war price, and has been quite steadily de clining. T think we may be pardoned if we look for a possible motive other than pure philanthropy. It is weli known that the "buy a barrel of flour" movement has re suited In the storage of a lot of the low-priced flour, which, with the cool weather coming, will mean that a great many homes will enjoy the treat of home made bread once more, and finding It so very much cheaper as NET AVERAGE CIRCULATION for July, 1923, of THE OMAHA BEE Daily .72,472 Sunday .75,703 | Doe* not Include return*, left over*. samples or paper* spoiled ir printing and include* nr special • ale*. B. BREWER. Gen. Mgr. V. A. BRIDGE, Cir. Mgr. Subscribed and sworn to before ms ibis 4th day of August. IP2.1. W. H QU1VEY, (Seal) Notary Public well as better, will In many cases re sult In a continuance ot the practice, restoring the home baking, which has become almost a lost art. Of course this would result In de creased revenue for the bakers, higher priced flour would largely put a stop to the flour buying movement by the ordinary consumers. Also, I have no doubt but that the large buk^rs have their flour con tracted for from six months to a year ahead at the present low price, dur ing which time matters will probably have adjusted themselves. I noticed In the same Issue of The Omaha Bee which published the offer of the bakers to aid the farmers' that Attorney General Spillman Is censur ing the secretary of agriculture for his failure to enforce the "honest bread loaf law." It will be remem bered that said law, which was passed by the legislature two years ago last winter after a bitter fight by Omaha bakers, simply provided for a stand ard weight for a loaf of bread as for a pound of butter or any other pack age of food. (The law did not fix the price In any way.) The Omaha bakers carried their fight against this just law through all the courts while the consumers paid the cost in short weight breadi and has continued to pay It, as the law has never been enforced. I noticed In the reports of the Colo rado bakers' convention held In Den ver recently, that the average price of a pound loaf In that state is 7 cents. Of course “the greatest good to the greatest number” is what we all want, and as there seems no hope of re duced price of bread in Omaha, re gardless of the cost of flour or other Ingredients, by all means encourage the movement to raise the bakers' flour, hut don't enthuse too much over the generosity of the bakers in cut ting their profits. It Is possible they fear a public re volt as in the case of gasoline. M. L. A Return lo Competition. Beatrice, Neb.—To the Editor of The Omaha Bee: The time has come when the people of this country must say whether American industry shall continue to be operated by politicians or by the owners of these industries, whether these politicians, by author ity of our government, shall say w hat is a fair market value of products and services, or whether the natural law of "supply and demand" and "competition" shall fix the price. To elect or appoint a political ap prentice, to fix prices with the view of coping with the inventor of manip ulation, will never adjust the price satisfactorily for the producer, con sumer and middle man. Government and state dictation to American in dustry. before the fact and through commissioners, is the menace of the age, impedes honest industry, forms monopolies and is a breeder of fraud. The trust and monopoly in classes of business hhs reached such a bold and open practice in America, in the absence of laws to prevent them from such practice, and thus aided by price fixing commissions, that the popular demand of the bolshevik, as an alternative of the oppressed, Is communism or government control of and dictation to first one Industry and then another. The only remedy to such a condi tion Is proper antitrust and anti monopoly legislation, with penalties severe enough to destroy such op pression. Railroads did once, and will, best serve the people, with laws enacted with metes and bounds, within which they may act, and in the absence of a commission which acts before the fact, thus destroying this forced trust snd permitting competition to akain exist among them. The farmer did once, and will, best prosper when the working of the natural law of supply and demand governs the price without government formed and forced trusts and monopolies, making place for operators "f fraud and corruption, unjust dis crimination, inflated and depressed prires at will, retarded service for selfish purposes, impeded development of small Industries, permanent politi cal machinery and untold disturbances in the commercial and Industrial world today. The farmer will never get justice in the hand-* of the selfi-h political re former. The law of supply and de mand will treat him more honorably. The people of this commonwealth will get better rates and improved LISTENING IN On the Nebraska Press _ __ Kvery cloud has a silver lining. The state haa needed a good laugh for some time. It has now been supplied by Congressman Shallenberger's sup port—for machine purposes only—of Henry Ford!—Grand Island Indepen dent. Pure bunk! Governor Bryan, than whom nobody can claim more with less right, says he has cut the state asessment $1,000,000, and some folks believe it. Sure, the levy will be must less, but he fails to specify the Items which would prove he hadn't a thing In the world to do with It.— Gering Midwest. Former Congressman Stephens wants to be governor of Nebraska, ac cording to a Fremont friend of that gentleman, who says Dan V. will file when things look right. Mr. Stephens Is capable. He would make a good governor. But things will not soon look right. It will be a long time be fore Nebraska voters forget the stor ies of atrocities told by Messrs. Steph ens and Hammond on their return from France—stories that now appear to have been put over to build war morale.—Norfolk Press. There is no car shortage in Ne braska this summer, prinicpally be cause the farmer is short of inclina tion to sell wheat at a price which is below the cost of production.—Ne braska City Press. Perhaps your state taxes have been reduced. It all depends on how you figure. Your assessment is raised and the tax rate lowered. S'ou pay less per hundred, but you pay more on hundreds. It is a pretty game.— Gering Midwest. service if the common carriers have a free hand in a fight for the business than they will if these common car riers follow the directions of the vary ing minds of the railroad commission er^LLOYD CROCKKR. Abe Martin Senator-elect Johnson o’ Minn« soty is coin’ t’ learn that ther’s a lot o’ difference in fjittin’ elected t’ th’ senate an’ findin’ somebuddy t’ do his milkin’ while he’s savin’ th’ country. Th’ feller that sold Ike Lark a second hand car wuz re moved from th’ calaboose t’ th’ jail, th’ constable fearin’ p-roup action. (Copyright, 1923.) HAVE The Omaha Morning Bee or The Evening Bee mailed to you when on your vacation. Phone AT lantic 1000, Circulation Department. 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