Housewives t ■r—'s I'pper l.efl—Here is (lie alligator. I pper Right—Hairy Mooney anil R. F. O'Brien, who "captured" the monster. Below—"Checkers,” one ot the decorated canoes. A shilling moon, a glistening lake and dimly lighted, decorated canoes, throwing their shadows on the quiet water was the picture presented to a large throng at the annual water pageant of the Carter Rake club last night. Twenty highly decorated canoes,, most of them original in design, elid ed past a crowd of nearly 8,000 gath ered in and near the club house. The north shore of the lake was l.ned with automobiles. Harry Mooney of the Nebraska Fuel company and R. F, O’Rrien, ‘‘shark’’ Celia A. Stalling, Pioneer of Slate. Dies al Woodriver Special Dispatch to The Omaha lice. Wood River, Neb.. Aug. 20—Miv Celia A. Stallings died this morning at the home of her daughter. Mrs. Sam Brunner, with whom she had made her home for some time. Three sons and two daughters were with her when she died. Mrs. Stallings was a pioneer of western Nebi iska, having settle,1 at Chappell in 18W Funeral arrangements are pending word from two daughters in Cali fornia. Wymore Couple Marry in Kansas to Kseape New l.aw fcpeclol Dispatch to Th# Omaha Itcc. Wymore. Neb.. Aug 20. Ro> ! (Pete) Donahoo. 26. anti Miss Edith! Cumpson, 23. of Wymore, autoed In Marysville. Kan.. Saturday and were married by th* Marshall county! judge. No eugenic law and no 10 day bulletin board prevail in Kansas. The bride is a sister of Mrs. Ed Ska nos of Wymore. catcher, delighted I lie throng w ith the hair-raising capture of an alligator. Mooney and O'Brien, after a spectac ular tussle, lassoed the monster .and pulled him to shore. lie measured six feet In length. There were rumors that the alligator ■had been loaned from Riverview park and "ditched'' in the lake for the spectacular event. Batteries in each canoe furnished the lights for their own decorations. A canoe which portrayed "Night." showing silver stars and a quarter moon set in a background of black was the center of attraction. It was the entry of Dr. If. W. Weeks. Miss Mildred Othner, 11. and her brother, Donald, were in the canoe called "Lavendar Lady.” Another canoe depicted the WOAW radio sta tion. Little radio lights flicked as the canoe glided across the water. A spectacular program also was ar ranged to amuse the throng, t'arl Smith. Richard Toozer and Louis Meyer made a sensational dive through a burning patch on the wn ter. Gasoline was poured on the Jake and one of the trio ignited it by diving into the water with a burning torch. The other two followed. I.ouis Meyers. Ignore Kck and Kmil Betz did surf riding and canoe tipping, nmrh to the amusement of the crowd. Following were the canoe pageant; entries: (l» Army, carrying flag and Fort Oma ha bugler Jano-v A. Kdwards, entered by j Harold Olhner, 1> (l* > Navy, represented bv flag decorations m I’h Lois Plainer, 14 In boat, entered by H. O Ghurehfll. 4 3 > j '■ 7. T. club, submarine, entered by R. 'I' Morrison (I) Venetian flowers, by Dick Tooaer. (6) Italian dream. Venetian Style, flowers, entered bv Roger Spencer (*5) Clown canoe, described above. (7) Night, (inscribed above, (hi Omaha high school. Lavender I,udy. girl and canoe decorated in lavender and white, entered by Donald Othner. (16) Spark Plug, entered by Kmll Ret* (IX) l.a'-rider and Green Venetian, by Arthur Redfleld (17) Gold and Hla«k Venetian by Gertrude Pray. (18) Red and White Venetian, by Walter Orabau. (19) Indian portrayal, by Howard Thomas (20) Lavender and White, by Chester Headle. Let the Classified Ads get you started right and you’ll regret that you didn’t use them «ooner. | When You Make ^ | Russian Dressing I remember that your fa I \orite recipe will be | more appetizing if you ;1 add to each cop of 1 dressing one table* I spoonful of lEA&PERRINS I SAUCE THE ORIGINAL WORCESTERSHIRE Till I W——a——wT In the daily business HEAVY DUTY MOTORTRUCKS Chassis St ten: 2 ton. 3-ton, 4-ton. 5-ton. 6 ton 7 55-ton. , Tractors: 3 ton. 5-ton, 755-ton. PiiSM iu|* bmm CUM let the 3-ton cboons (o l‘ ,300 (or ' Iko vfSml. o. E BuCsio, N. Y. Every day of the year, no matter the condi tion of roads, sixteen snow-white Pierce-Arrow tank trucks haul 18,000 gallons of milk into Detroit from points as distant as 120 mile*. They are operated by Ira Wilson & Sons. The oldest Dual-Valve Pierce-Arrow now has traveled more than 100,000 miles—all since October, 1920. At 80.000 miles it was over hauled for the first time. “We expected to spend a lot of money for new parts,” says a letter from the firm, "but we spent less than $25- The rear axle (worm-drive) and transmission were perfect and we could find no need to replace any part of the engine." * * * Your haulage job may not be so exacting as that of Ira Wilson & Sons. But isn’t Pierce Arrow reliability and economy worth investi gating? Let us show you what the modern Worm Drive, Dual-Valve Truck with its powerful, quiet engine will do for you. Fred C. Hill Motor Company 21st and Leavenworth Sts. JA ckson 4250 Omaha, Neb. Aurora Bank Purchases Building From Lodge *pc<-inl Dispatch to The Omaha lice. Aurora. Neb.. Aug. 20.—The Fidel ity State bank has completed arrange ments fdr the purchase of the bank building from the Royal Highlanders for $20,000. This building was the home office building of the Royal Highlanders during many years. It was construct ed by the organization, and the gen eral offices were located in it until 1016, when they were removed to Lin coln. The building is three stories high. The first floor houses the bank, the second; lawyers’ offices, and the third, a lodgeroorn. Steamer Ablaze. S;m Francisco, Aug. 2n. The I'nited States shipping board steamer ,President Grant arrived today from Kobe. Japan, with her cargo afire, ac cording too wireless dispatches to the marine department of the Chamber of Commerce here today. The Information contained no de tails except that the fire was still burning. Shorthand Writers Are Worried 'Cause People Wont Talk Faster Chicago. Aug. SO.—Two hundred and fifty delegate* to the National Shorthand Reporter*’ association convention got together here today to worry because everyone doesn't talk faster. When they take dictation, they’re always away ahead of the dictator. They know what he's going to say before he does and they have their note book crammed full of those funny doodads that resemble typhoid germs. They even know when lie's going to make a mistake and they correct ft in advance. Then they yawn. They're hot for action. •lust to show how fast they./hie. the shorthand sharks had a contest today. Before the contest they herded a group of reader, off into a quiet hotel room and let them pra< lice talking fast. To c.nduct the contest they had to have someone who could : putter out 250 words a mipute. The stenographer hardly bother to take notes when one speaks fewer than 280 a minute. The reporter who can ropy 2S0 arui make fewer than seven mistakes will win the silver trophy cup that Nathan Fehrein of New York City has held for a year. At the rate they're going, the delegates expect soon to be dashing off 330 a minute. Outside of a few senators, however, they’ve found no one who could speak so quickly as all that. After listening to members of the association one gathers that they think and lake dictation like this: ''C.entiemen of the ury: "You have listened to thp* grave charge from the state (wish this bird would step on it a bit) that my client broke into a saloon (wonder when I get my vacation and how long) and stole 17 quarts of Scotch. (If that guy giomnted J7 quarts his lawyer got Hi.) This, gentlemen, is rldieu J lotis on its very face (wish they'd let me whittle in court be play the zither or something to pass time) tjecause my client makes such good moon shine himself (I'll have to keep the prisoner's address) that lie doesn't il Don’t take our word for it We might talk “till the cows come home” about the supe riorflavor.the smooth, creamy richness of MacLaren’s May onnaise Products, and still you would have only our word for it. The best way, the one certain way to find out whether we have really produced a dress ing that is better; even better than the best home-made,is to try it. If you don’t say it’s the best you ever tasted it won’t cost you a cent. Fair, isn’t it? We are so confident you will pronounce MacLaren’a Mayonnaise Products the best you ever tasted, that we have instructed your dealer to return the price you pay if you do not think they are. Delivered to Your Dealer t Fresh Every Day HICKMAN BUTTER CO. Distributors 415 S. 12th Street JA 5804 J. L. KRAFT & BROS. CO. Chicago ■ °\emTork • San Francisco have to go out and steal other people's.” From that it will lie seen that the average shorthand reporter can read several to-be-contlnued magazine ate rles while his dictator Is making up his mind. They're worrying about something rise. too. They wish to Improve the allusions used in ordinary conversa tlon. When a candidate says, for ex ample: "When Stephen Decatur remarked. I regret that I have but one life to lhe for my country—etc., the re porter lets Kthan Allen say it and the candidate is elected. Indeed, the state legislature must, he jammed with lawgivers who owe everything to their stenographers. Dreshers Extend Service to Out-Of-Town People Spend $15,000 a Year to Main tain Laboratory to Test Cleaning Methods. Out-of-town customers are given personal attention, prompt service with the assurance that their clothes will be thoroughly cleaned or correctly dyed at Dresher Brothers. Dresher’s service is of special value to out-of-town folks be cause they are one of the ten progressive cleaners of the United States who spend $15, 000 a year to maintain a labora tory of industrial research at the University of Pittsburgh. Because they maintain a thor oughly equipped, fireproof plant and spare no expense ir. em ploying skilled craftsmen to handle their work, Dresher’s can give the assurance of thorough work—dry cleaning that stays clean. No extra charge is made for out-of-town work and clothes and furs have been sent in re cently from Nashville, Tenn., and Sharon, Penn. When you are in Omaha you j are invited to inspect the main , office and plant, 2211-2213 2215-2217 Farnam street, Dresh- ' er building. Dreshers are not only dyers and cleaners, but tailors, hat ters, furriers, rug cleaning ex perts and maintain a cold stor age plant for furs, rugs and clothing. Omaha branches arc located at Brandeis stores, Bur gess-N'ash, Dresher the Tailor, | 1515 Farnam street, and, on the South Side at 4645 South Twenty-fourth street. Telephone AT lantie 0345 or MA rket 0050. NEBRASKA’S FIFTY-FIFTH State Fair and Expositio i LINCOLN — September 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 Fosatlirinn Patrick Conway and His Famous New York Band rcaiuitny Thirty-Six Instrumentalists—Soloists Miss Varah Verba, Belgian Soprano. Mr. Carlo Ferretti, Italian Operatic Tenor. Mr. H. Benne Heuton, World’s Greatest Saxophonist. Auto Races Monday, Sept. 3d, and Friday, Sept. 7th. Contested on a half mile dirt track by the world’s fastest cars and the most fearless drivers. Musical Revue FOUR NIGHTS—September 3, 4, 5, 6. Change of program nightly. Presented by Mr. Ernie Young of Chicago. Latest, most brilliant and fascinating crea tion in vaudeville. Second time west of Chicago. “Temple ol Concord” FOUR NIGHTS September 3, 4. 5, 6. Henry J. Pain, the national fireworks ex pert, in his most expensive and dazzling production. If you have seen the “Eruption of Mt. Vesuvius” you will want to see this. If you have seen the “LAST DAYS OF POMPEII” you will want to see the “TEMPLE.” If you have heard others tell you of these wonderful spectacles you cannot afford to miss this one. Horse Racing j Harness and Running Races. Three Afternoons September 4. 5. 6. Over 200 head of the middle west’s fastest in thrilling finishes. U. S. Department of Agriculture Live Stock and Agriculture Exhibit Worth a Year’s Schooling in Any College See It All in One Day 183 Acres of Grounds and Buildings Full of Nebraska’s and the Middle West’s Finest The People’s Playground and the People’s University Expositor of Progress and Achievement Expeller of Grouch and Gloom