T oday hp, Instead of Down. If e Like Strange Things. Our Filipino Gift. Busy Socialists. ARTHUR BRISBANE^ Something happened in the stock market yesterday, and this morning bears are sad. No par ticularly good news, yet stocks suddenly changed their mind and went up, instead of down. It is always dangerous to sell ' this country short, as Morgan said. It is also dangerous to “go long” just at present. The wise man in vests, but doesn't gamble. As one wise advertiser says, there is a ’ great difference between making a1 fortune and building a fortune. Strange things interest us more than things important. This will interest many. Chloroform is used to hurry the blooming of roses. When they have been chloro formed, rose plants think they have had a winter's sleep and start producing buds and flowers again. Plants, like the animals, are our humble brothers and sis ters. They suffer and enjoy as we do, to a less extent. As you read of roses influenced by drug’s you also read the grand jury’s report of the Philadelphia penitentiary. “A disgrace to the city and state,” the grand jury calls it. In that prison the drug business is well organized. So is the making of whisky within the prison. Chloroform makes the rose think it has been asleep. Mis erable human beings long for the imitation sleep that drugs bring. Mrs. Medill McCormick, wife of the senator, daughter of Mark Hanna, is the inventor of the chloroform rose idea. That will also interest you. If the Filipinos break loose from the United States, they will take some good things with them. In the Philippine islands are 8,174 schools, including 7,641 pub lic schools, established by this ilountry. The rest are schools maintained at priyate expense. The Catholics, as usual, provide most of them, 77 per cent against 8, per cent Protestant, the rest regular. One million nine hundred and four thousand four hundred and 5eventy-two young Filipinos attend the public gchoolg, taught by 24,975 teachers. All that means progress. German socialists demand that workmen be paid in gold, as the mark drops below Polish money ;n pursuit of its little friend, the ruble. Socialists will have to be con tent with something else. Ger many might as well try to pay a German workman in pink-eyed unicorns as in gold. There isn't any. We have it. Two of the ablest American socialists, Hillquit of New York, and Representative Berger of Mil waukee, attending the socialist convention in Germany are, as Mr. Dorgan would put it, “as busy as a one-eyed dog in a sausage shop.” Once they had nothing to at tack and defeat but Karl Marx's old enemy “capital.’’ Now they must hold back the communists while they decide how capital can he pulled down. On their European travels Messrs. Berger and Hillquit will not go to Russia, for that nation which professes to adore Ka»f Marx, would probably put both of them in jail. Old “capital” finds his comfort ih the fact that where a few of his enemies are gathered they al ways begin by fighting each other and end by hating each other much more than they hate him. The world is surprised to hear that verse of the 28th chapter of First Samuel—who said to his sei vants: ■ “Seek me a woman that hath a fimiliar spirit, that. 1 may go to her, and enquire of her.” And his servants said to him, Behold, there is a woman that hath a familiar spirit at En-Dor.’’ The lady at En-Dor, when she found that Saul, whom she rec ognized, was not laying a trap for her, “brought up” Samuel, and he and Saul had a conversa tion. Alexander the Great went a long way into the desert, trying to find that same witrh, supposed to l>o immortal. The wisest of us are only a few centuries removed from belief in witches and witch doctors, and in troubles we go back to the old ideas. Hunger is a dictator that will be obeyed. While the allies are wondering what they can carve out of Germany, hunger is stir ring up red revolution. German police are shot by German work men at Essen. Anil that German question may be settled by an imitation of the Russian situation _which would mean that the amount of future reparations “in gold" would be exactly zero. The heathen Chinee is still full of guile; at. least foreign diplomats in China think so. They say that hitth Chinese officials planned the kidnaping of American and Brit ish subjects by bandits. It's prob ably part of a political plot. But it would take a Chinaman to un derstand that. plot. tCor»rl*bt, H-* t New Torv Cabinet * Approved by King; Cecil Only Recruit Lord Robert (riven Seat as Lord of Privy Seal—Regi nald MeKenna Given Appointment. By I nivrrul Service. London, May 25.—Premier Baldwin has named, and King George has ap proved. the new tory cabinet in which Lord Robert Cecil as lord of the privy seal, is the sole recruit. Lord Rol* ert's prestige comes from his family name and his identification with the league of nations. It was announced that Reginald McKenna, who held high cabinet ap pointments under Premier Asquith as a liberal, will join Baldwin's cabinet. A London city seat will be found for McKenna, and In two or three months he will be made chancellor of the ex chequer. The delay in his acceptance has been due solely to the condition of his health, as following his serious illness his doctors advise further rest. McKenna was at one time regarded as a possible prime minister and ear ly in his parliamentary career he was a friend of Sir Charles Dlllke and other extreme radicals. Baldwin's friends believe he has scored heavily in securing a financier who has the confidence of Lombard street. Kir Robert Horne peremptorily de clined the chancellorship of the ex chequer, and so Premier Baldwin has decided to also hold that important post for the present. Austen Cham berlain has concluded to remain out side the breastworks, temporarily at least. Premier Baldwin exhausted every effort to Induce the "stray sheep"— Sir Robert Horne, Austen Chamber lain. Lord Birkenhead, Sir Laming Worthlngton-Evans and others—to re turn to the tory fold, but his labor was fruitless. Outside of Lord Robert Cecil, who has taken the post reserved for Cham berlain. the only change from the Law cahinet is the appointment of I. C. C. Davidson, secretary to the for mer premier, as chancellor of the duchy of I^tncaster, and the shifting of Sir William Joynson Hicks from tlie postmaster generalship, which is left vacant, to the financial secretary ship of the treasury. River Dam Saves Yearly Its Cost of Construction Keokuk, la.. May 25.—Six million tons of coal are saved annually by the operation of the Keokuk dam in the Mississippi river here, according to an estimate by the operators of the dam. Power hidden under the surface of the Mississippi and harnessed by the dam is lighting stores and running street cars in St..Louis and a great many smaller towns in Iowa, Illinoia and Missouri. Miles upon miles of cables and conduits run out from the dam in almost every direction. Accepting the average price of coal, it can readily be seen that the saving in one year of this fuel would more than pay for the entire coet of the dam, which was placed at J29.000.000 in 1913. when it was completed. Cartridge in Lighted Pipe Wounds Iowa Man in Head Kpfdiil Illupfttch to The Omaha B**. Shenandoah, la., May 25.—Lige Kearns of Thurman forgot a 22 cart ridge and left It In his pocket with the smoking tobacco, loose. He filled his pipe, struck a match and found him self the victim of an explosion that caused a severe wound In his fore head. The metal part of the shell was driven into his fare. Find Body in Lake at Chicago Chicago, May 25.—The body of a man was taken from Lake Michigan at the foot of Twenty-seventh street today. In the clothing watt found a card hearing the name of Dr. A. Teaselle, United building, Los Angeles. The body waa clad in working cloth ing, including a soft striped shirt and an overall Jacket. The body was that of a man about 5 feet 8 inches tall, weighing about 200 pounds, with sandy hair and a large bald spot. It apparently had been In the water for several months, possibly all winter. BURLINGTON ANNOUNCES GNAN6ES IN TRAIN SGHEOULES 75-Minute Service to Lincoln Effective Mny 27th, thp Bur lington will make the following changes in their train service to take care of summer tourist travel, which is expected to be larger this year than ever before. The Denver Limited will be re stored, leaving Omaha 7:10 a. m., arriving Denver 7:55 p. m. First train from Omaha May 28th. This makes an easy day trip, wdth early arrival at Denver. The Colorado Limited will leave Omaha 12:20 a. m. and ar rive Denver 2:00 p. m., 1 hour .and HO minutes earlier. Sleep ing car for thia train ready at Omaha at 9:30 p. m. Atlantic Coast Limited will be restored, leaving Omaha 2:35 a. m., arriving Chicago 3:56 p. m. No. 6 will leave Omaha at 7:00 a. m., 30 minutes earlier, and ar rive Chicago 8:30 p. m., 1 hour earlier. To Kansas City, Train No. 22 will leave Omaha at 10:50 p. m. Sleeping cars ready at 9:30 p. m. To the Northwest, Train No. 43 will leave Omaha at 11:15 p. in., ID minutes earlier. Faster time will he made to Lincoln. No. ID, leaving Omaha at 9:15 a. m., arriving Lincoln 10:30 a. m., establishing 75-min ute service Omaha to the capital. There are also eight other fast trains to Lincoln, leaving Omaha at 7:10 a. m., 8:25 a. nr, 1:00 p. rn., 4:15 p. in., 4:25 p. m., 7:50 p. tn., 11:16 p. m. and 12:20 a. m. Telephone Mr. ,1. W. Sharpe, City Passenger Agent, AT lantic 5578 or AT lantic 6831, for fur ther information. Voter League Official Here for Conference Miss Grace Zorbough of Peru, Ind., field secretary of the National League of Women Voters, is in Omaha for the two-day conference of the Nebraska league board and council at the Y. W. C. A., which opened this morning. Miss Zorbough Is In charge of the ; organization school in connection with the conference. More than 100 representatives from Nebraska leagues, beaded by Mrs. C. G. Ryan of Grand Island, state presi dent, and Mth. Charles Dietrich of Hastings, regional director for the national organization, are attending the meeting. McAdoo Tosses Headgear Into Political Ring Fortner Serretary of Treasury Soliciting Support of Lead ers for Nomination at Democratic Convention. By Vnlverf.fi! Service. Washington, Slay 20.—William Gibbs SlcAdoo, former secretary of the treasury and son-in-law of Wood row Wilson, came to Washington to attend the unveiling of the Alexander Hamilton statue and remained long enough to become a full fledged can didate for the presidency. Conferences held here during Hie week have convinced McAdoo that he has a good chance to win the demo cratic nomination. The uncertainty as to whether or not he will cast his liat into the V924 ling has been dissipated by the fact that McAdoo himself, in conferences with various state leaders, has solicited the support of their respec tive delegations in the convention and has made open overtures for the nomination. Formal announcement of Ills candi dacy and the selection of a campaign manager and headquarters for the campaign are expected to be made within a few days. Daniel C. Roper, who was internal revenue commis sioner under McAdoo, probably will be picked to manage the campaign. He was very active in behalf of McAdoo at the San Francisco convention. An important meeting of the Mc Adoo supporters was held at a down town hotel Thursday night. At this conference reports were received from [Digas ISrothenr'j MINNEAPOLIS OMAHA NEW YORK In Hie “Gravj Sliojp” we feature exclusive Garments in sizes 42 to 56 75 Stout Dresses Reduced {or Quick Disposal Saturday to LJ Sizes 42 to 52 Dresses particularly designed to give the wearer those highly desirable slenderizing lines. Fashioned from the favorite silks. One Lot o{ Smart Styled Stout Coats Sizes 42 to 56 Wrappy and tailored effects, developed from all those wanted fabrics. Richly lined. The woman requiring a large sized coat should in vestigate this sale. Decisive Reductions on All Our Finer CAPES and WRAPS Reautiful creations in which the designers have portrayed their cleverness to so style a wrap as to give the larger woman the same grace as enjoyed by her slender sister. Extra Size Brassieres - - - $1.00 Larger Sized Blouses Specially Priced at $10 $12.50 $15 Outsize Silk Hosieri) $1.00 $1.25 $1.50 Modart and Nemo Corsets In Extra Sizes $8.50 $5.00 $7.50 Haas Brothers Gray Shop is one of the few stores in America today that outers exclusive ly to the apparel needs of the woman requir ing large sizes. --\7alco €/ei>afor fo Haas Brothers " *7/ie S/iop forXUomen Brown Block 16th «nd Dougins ■ .MrAiioo rin, auiitm m a number of Who llrttl lw*«*n *ciit Out to Hound the Hrntinu nf of demorratic leaeen ex ! tremely entlefactory and to have been * the deciding factor In the determine Ition of MrAdoo to become a rnndi ; date. Farmer*' Trouldc* Oxer, Wall arc* Says Washington. May 25.—The worst of 11lie farmers’ troubles are over and I agricultural conditions nre better than at any time in the last two j years. Secretary Wallace told the mem hers of the American Wholesale Grocers’ association. The most marked improvement, he said, lias been In the cotton-growing state.-, and In the corn belt, lie said ha looked for continueil improvement, with the difference between the buy ing power of the fanners' dollar and that of other workers being steadily reduced. Charles W. Dunn of New York, counsel for the American Specialty Manufacturers' association, advocated legislation to overcome judicial de cisions that "resale price maintenance contracts are illegal" and to permit the manufacturer of a standard ar ticle to determine a standard price for it. Mint Riiiulit Suspect Held. Montreal, May 25.—Detectives to day arrested on the street a man be lieved to be one of the band Involved in the big Denver mint robbery sev eral months ago. The suspect is be ing held for identification by the Colorado authorities. Greek Leaders Send I1! inialuni: Situation Grave Demand l urks Renounce All War Claims by Satur day Night at Lausanne. By lilternal inmtl Newa Sertli f. Constantinople, May 25.—The near inst situation was critical today with the constant threat of war between Greece and Turkey. The menace has been aggravated hy the ultimatum of the Athens government demanding that the Turks at Lausanne renounce j all claims to war indemnity hy tomor row night. Thi* city is rife with mild rumors.' One was that tlie Greek fleet was cruising off the Dardanelles, but this was denied by the British and French commanders. Additional British warcraft are com 1 ir