Western Clubs Easy Prey for Gotham Teams By DAVIS J. WALSH, International New* Service Sport* Editor. * EW YORK, May 21.—Casting a cas ual eye over the baseball pennant races at the mo ment, the impres sion will not down that the reputed strength of the west is very weak. The Yankees, for example, took the late Horace Gree , ley at his word and ■ iir.1 . xr-—' are now wining 10 concede that the old gentleman play ed an Inside tip. The west is proving a happy hunting ground for ambitious baseball clubs. In successive series with the In dians, Tigers, Browns and White Sox, the Huggins outfit won 10 out of 11 games, the Tigers being respon sible for the lone defeat. The league champions have two more games with the Sox but regardless of what may happen there the trip must go down as one of the most successful the Yankees have known. Giants Doing Well. They started the tour with fear and trepidation, duly warned of the dire fate that awaited them west of the Alleghenies. But they found the In dian bubble in a state of collapse, due to unsteadiness In pitching and weakness at first base; the Tigers trying to cover up a rafged hole in the middle of the infield and the Browns hopeless without Sisler. Seven successive victories have fallen to the Yankees in the west. The Athletics, bearing a singular re semblance to a ball club, have won six straight from western clubs. So much for that, In the National league the Giants have been almost equally successful in their intersectional gumes at the Polo grounds. The Pirates, playing indifferent baseball except in the game that Babe Adams pitched, dropped two out of three. So did the Reds, who seemed to be laboring un der the handicap of a wildeyed de fense in and around second base. The Cubs flopped two times in three starts and the Cardinals, the only western entry running to form, were beaten with painstaking thoroughness In the opening game of the series yesterday. Phils Floundering. Even the Dodgers who were kicked around the east with careless familiar ity during the first three weeks of the campaign have been fattening at the expense of the western invaders and have advanced from last place to within striking distance of the Reds and the top of the second division. The Braves, figured to take a dive with all the ease and grace of a fin ished performer, have done as well as might be expected, leaving the funny Phils as the only eastern club that is losink with almost daily con * aistency. McTigue to Fight Beckett. By International News gerTlre. New York May 21.—Mike McTigue, world's light heavyweight champion, will meet Joe Beckett in a bout for , , the British heavyweight title in Dub- \ lin, August 18, according to an an nouncement made today by Joe Jacobs, manager of McTigue. JaeobB declared that he had not yet cabled accept ance of the offer of £20,000 made by Dublin sportsmen, but would do so after a conference with Tex Rickard today. The conference will determine whether the Dublin bout would Inter fere with McTiguo's match with Georges Carpentler In Jersey City on July 14. Wills-Dempsey Bout. By International X«*i Service. Xew York. May 21.—Paddy Mullins, manager of Harry Wills, the negro heavyweight. Informed International Xews Service today that Wills and Jack Dempsey are virtually matched to meet In a heavyweight champion ■ hip bout at Dong Island city on Da bor day. Every detail of the bout except the actual signing of the con tract has been settled, he declared. »nd added that the match would he held tn a specially constructed arena ■eating 150,000 persons. Ministers to “Inspect” Fight. Missoula, Mont.—-Three ministers, members of the Methodlst-Episct/pal church In Montana, will attend the championship prize fight between Jack Dempsey and Tommy Gibbons of St. Paul, when they face each oth er In the ring at Shelby on July 4. 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M'rvllle.ss 5 112 Sand..lb 4 0 4 0 Carey.cf 5 0 .1 0 Holke.lb 3 0 7 1 BJgbee.ir 5 12 0 Will'ms.cf 4 o 3 0 Russell,rf 2 13 0 Walker,rf 4 2 2 0 Tierney,2b 6 114 Lee.If 4 2 .1 0 Traynor.3b 4 2 0 2 P k *on.2b i u :i 3 Grimm.lb 4 2 12 0 /.Mitchell 10 0 0 Gooch.c 2 0 7 1 W’gh’ne.ss 3 0 2 2 Morrison.p 4 1 0 4 Henline.c 2 I 2 2 -Behan.p 3 0 13 Totals 36 10 27 13 -— Totals 31 5 27 11 zBatted for Parkinson in ninth. Score by innings Pittsburgh .021 000 002—5 Philadelphia .020 000 001—3 Summary—Runs: Maranvllle. Carey, Russell (2). Traynor. Walker (21. Lee C2). Errors: Holke (2). Two-base hits: Grlmni. Traynor. Maranvllle. Home runs: Lee (21. Stolen base: Henline Sacrifice hit: Russell. Double plays: Traynor to1 Tierney to Grimm. Left on base*. Pitts burgh. 0: Philadelphia. 5. Bu-s on balls: Off Morrison. 3; off Behan. 4. Struck out: By Morrison. 6: by Behan. 1. Hit by pitched ball: By Morrison (Henllnei Um pires: Klem and Wilson Time. 3:46. Senators Rally and Win. St Louis. May 21.—Overcoming an early lead Washington won the second game of the aeries with 8t. Louis today. 3 to 2. In the second inning Van glider hit into the right field stands for a homer, scoring Schllebner, who had sin-' ?led. The winning run was scored by , tire on Evans* slow roller to Gerber. Score: WASHINGTON | ST. LOUIS. ABH.O.Af AB.H.O. A BlOSge.Sb 4 1 2 2i Tobin.rf 4 10 0 Harris.2b 4 0 4 T Gerber ss 2 0 1 4 Rlce.rf 4 13 0 iJcobaon.ef 4 1 2 0 1 Judge, lb 3 0 7 1 WiH’ms.lf 2 0 n o Wade.lb 4 2 1 01 McM*us.2b 3 »* 4 2 I Evans.«*f 3 2 4 I. Collins,• 4 11 4 2 T* k p'gh.sa 3012 Rob’t n.lb 2 1 2 l 1 Gharrlty.c 3 14 0IEz*e|i.3b 0 o 0 0 1 Wa'outh.p 4123 Schl'b'r.l b 3 111 2 — —-Vangild**r,p 4 10 0 Totals 32 8 27 12lzSevereid 1 0 0 0 Total* 29 6 27 14 zBatted for Roberstou in eighth. Score by Innings: Washington .010 020 0OO—3 St. Louis .020 000 000—i Summary—Runs: Harris, Rice. Wade, Schllebner. "Vangllder. Errors: Bluege. Two-base hits: Jacobson, Tobin. Home run: Vanglider Stolen base*: Tobin. Gharrlty. Sacrifice hits: Evans, Gerber <2). Double play*: Bluege to Judge; Pecklnpaugh to Harris to Judge; Schlleb ner to M' Manus: Evans to Gharrlty. Left on base*; Washington. 9; St. Louis, 10. Rase* on ball*: Off Warmouth, R; off Vangllder. 6. Struck out By Warmouth. 3; by Vangllder. 3. Wild pitch Van glider. Umpires; Evanen and Holmes. Time: 2:16. Hoyt Shuts Out White Sox. Chicago. Mav 21 —Waite Hovt pitched in fine form today and New fork shut out Chicago. 5 to 0. Thurston pitched n good game for th* local* but Ills support was ragged. The visitor* scored their runs punching their hits. Score: NEW TORK I CHICAGO AR.HO.A AB.IIOA. Witt, cf & 2 1 fi Hooper, rf » 200 Dugan. 3b 6 12 4 Job son. m :{ 0 2 2 Ruth, If 4 2 3 0 sStrunk j 0 0 0 Plpp. Jb 6 13 1 M'cran. **1010 MeiiseJ. rf 6 1 3 0 Col'n*. 2b 3 2 4 4 Schang. r. .3 0 .3 1 Sbeeiv. lb 4 1 n I Ward. 2b 4 2 4 .3 Mo*tll. cf 3 1 4 0 Scott. *a 6 2 2 3 Falk. If 4 0 2 0 Hoyt. p 3 1 0 2 Kamm. 3b 3 0 1 0 -[Graham, c 4 1 4 0 Totals 39 12 27 14'Thwr on. p : 0 0 2 zEIsh 10 0 0 Totals 35 7 27 1 1 S Bat ted for Johnson In eighth. zBatted for Thurston in ninth. Score by innings: New York .. .010 «20 011 — 5 Chicago .000 000 000—0 Summary—Runs: Dugan. Ruth. Schang (2). Scott. Errors: Duran. Johnson (2» Two-baa* hit* Ruth *2), Collins. Most!!. Sacrifice hit Hoyt. Double plays. Johnson to Collins to Sheely; Plpp to Hcott to Plpp. Left or bases: New York. 12: Chicago. 11 Has* s on balls: Off Thurston. 4; off Hoyt, Struck out: By Thurston. 3: by Hovt. 3. Um pires: Owens, Connolly and Ormaby. Time: 2.05. DERBY WINNER ENROUTE ERST Louisville, May 21.—Zev of the Han coca* stable, owned by Harry F. Sin clair, the millionaire sportsman, win ner of the 49th Kentucky Derby; Mar tingale, J. S. Cosden’a color bearer, who finished second, and Vigil, the proud winner of the Preakness stakes Just a week prior to the derby, who finished third, sre speeding eastward today In special cars for Belmont track. New York, where they will seek further honor* on the turf. The amount bet on the derby was J4H3.662, or 25 per cent of the total amount wagered on the seven races. 300 in Net Tourney. Sacramento. — Many nationally known tennis players will compete In the Central California tennis cham pionship, which starts here next Fri day and continues Hautrday and Mon day. The number of entries will l»e close to 300. Always call for Resinol You make no mistake when you insist on haw ing Resinol. For many years this soothing, hanling ointment has been so successfully used (or the most distressing cases of «crams, rashes, and kindred disorders, that it is now the one farored akin treatment in thousands of homes. It rarely fails to stop itching promptly, and heal | eruption in a remarkably short time. Aided by Resinol Soap it makes a real beauty treatment for complexions that are rough, blotchy or other wise blemished. But from Tour druggist in the nri«i> nal blua bos with opal jar inside. Retinol is never void in bulk. ONE OF OURS By WILLA CATHER. Famous Nebraska Author. • (Continued From l'eoterdar.) SYNOPSIS. (laude Wheeler, non of a Nebraska farmer, is di*.-tp pointed in wedded life with Enid Koyce, religious daughter of •lasori Koyce. Frankfort. Neb., miller. After a year and r half together she goes to China, where her younger sister. Caro line. a missionary, is ill. ( laude goes to officers’ training cainn and Is commis sioned a lieutenant, lie had three year* at a small denominational college In Lin coln. where he became a friend of the KrlicH family, motherly widow with five *on*. ( laude lues friends In Ernest Havel ami Leonard Dawson, young Nebraska fanners ami neighbors of tile Wheeler family'. He has an elder brother. Hay II**. in business in Frankfort, his father. Nat, and a younger brother. Kalpli. Hi* mother is prideful of her son*. While home on leave from camp (laude find* lie loves (•lady s Farmer, high school friend of his wife. He leaves with his company for Eu rope. an epidemic of “flu” breaks mit on *hipboard and *e\eral soldier* die and are buried at sen. On Imard (laude makes friends with Victor Morse, vouug aviator; Albert I'sher. marine front W yoming; Pri vate Bert Fuller and Lieutenant Fanning. The transport docks at a French port. < laude places lieutenant Fanning, ill. in a hospital ami get* hi* first glimpse of the horrors of war when a train load of wounded American soldiers 1* brought In from the front- lie and hi* company are sent to training ramp in northern France. ( laude is billeted with Lieutenant Iter hart at the home of W. and Madame jouhert in a little village near camp. ( laude goes for a walk in the wood nearby. Down in the grassy glade, among the piles ,,f flint boulders, little white birches shook out their shining leaves in the lightly moving air. All about the rock were patches of purple heath; ft ran up into the crevices be tween them like fire. On one of these bald rocks Lieutenant tier hard t. hat less, in an attitude of fatigue or of deep dejection, his hands clasped about hia knee, his bronze hair ruddy in tlie sun. After watching him for a few minutes. Claude descended the slop", swishing the tall ferns. “Will I be in the way?" he asked as he stopped at the foot of the rocks. "Oh, no!” said the other, moving a little and unclasping his hands. Claude sat down on a boulder. "Is this heather?” he asked. "I thought I recognized it, from 'Kidnaped.' This part of the world Is not as new to you as it is to me." "No. I lived In Paris for several years when I was a student." "What were you studying?" "The violin." "You are a musician?” Claude looked at him wonderlngly. "I was," replied the other with a disdainful smile, languidly stretching out his legs In the heather. "That seems too bad,” Claude re marked gravely. "What does?” "Why, to take fellows with a spe cial talent. There are enough of us who haven't any.” Oerhardt rolled over on his hack and put his hands under his head. Oh, this affair is too big for exceptions; its universal. If you happened to he lw»rn 26 years ago, you couldn't es cape. If this war didn't kill vou In one way, it would in another." Ho told Claude he had trained at Camp Dix. and had come over eight months ago ill a regimental band, but he hated the work ho had to do and got transferred to the Infantry. When they retrneed their steps, the woods was full of green twilight. J heir relations had changed some what during the last half hour, and they Strolled in confidential silence up the home like street to the door of their own garden. Kinre the rain was over, Madame Joubort had laid the cloth on the plank table under the cherry tree, as on the previous evenlpgs. Mon sieur was bringing the chairs, and the little girl was carrying out a pile of heavy plates. She rested them against her stomach and leaned luck as she walked, to balance them. Hhe wore shoes, but no stockings, mid her faded cotton dress switched about her brown legs. Hhe was a little Belgian refugee who had *>ecn sent there w-lth her mother. The mother was dead now. and the child would not even go to visit' her grave. Hhe could not bn coaxed from the courtyard Into the quiet street. If the neigh bor children came Into the garden on an errand, she hid herself. She would have no playmate hut the rat; and now she had the kittens In the tool house. I tinner was very cheerful that eve ning. M. Joubert was pleased that the storm had riot lasted long enough to hurt the wheat. The garden was fresh and bright after the rain. The rherry tree shook down bright drops on the tablecloth when the breeze stirred. The mother cat dozed on the red cushion In Madame .loubet's sew ing chair, and the pigeons fluttered down to snap tip earthworms thnt wriggled In the wet sand. The shadow of the house fell over the dinner table, hut the tree tops stood up In full iunlight. and t the yellow sun poured on the earth wall and the cream-colored roses. Their petal*, ruffled by the rain, gave out a wet, spley smell. M. Jouhert must have been 10 year* older than his wife. There was a great contentment in his manner and a pleasant sparkle In hi - eye. lie |lk< d t lie young officers. Murhardt had been there more than two weeks, and somewhat relieved the silliness that had settled over the house since the second son died In hospital The Jou lierts had dropped out of things They hnd done all they could do, given nil they had, and now they had nothing j lo look forward to—except the event . to which all France looked forward, j The father was talking to Gerhardt about the great seaport the Amer icans were making of Bordeaux; he said he meant to go there after the war. to see it all for himself. .Madame Joubert was pleased to ; hear that they had been walking In i the wood And was the heather in ; bloom? She wished they had brought | her some. Next time they went, per I haps. She used to walk there often. Her eyes seemed to come nearer lo j them, Claude thought, when she spoke i of It, and she evidently cared a great deal more about what was blooming In the wood than about what the Americans were doing on the Gar onne. He wished he could talk to her as Gerhardt did. He admired the wsy she roused herself and tried to in terest him, speaking her difficult lan guage with such spirit and precision. It was a language that couldn’t he mumbled; that had to be spoken with energy snd fire, or not spoken at all. Merely speaking that exacting tongue would help to rally a broken spirit, he thought. I he little maid who served them moved about noiselessly. Her dull eyes never seemed to look; yet she saw when it was time to bring the 1 heavy soup tureen, and when it was time to take it away, Madame Jou- I bert had found that Claude liked hit potatoes with his meat—when there was meat—and not in a course by themselves. Mhe had each time to tell the little girl to go and fetch them. This the child did with manifest re- j luctance—sullenly, as if she were be ing forced to do something wrong. She was a very atrange little creature, i altogether. As the two soldiers left I the table anrl started for the camp, i Claud* reached down Into the tool house and took up one of the kittens, j holding It out In the light to see it j blink its eyes. The little girl. Just mmlng out of the kitchen, uttered a shrill scream, a really terrible scream, j and squatter! down, covering her face with her hands. Madame Joubert came out to chide her. "What Is the matter with that child'”’ Claude asked as they hurried out of the gate. “Do you surprise she was hurt, or abused in some way?” "Terrorized. She often screams tike that at night. Haven't you heard her? They have to go and wake her, to stop it. She doesn't speak anv PY»nch: only Walloon. And she can't : or won't learn, so they can't, tell what : goes on in her poor little head " In the two weeks of Intensive train ing that followed. Claude marvelled . at Oerhardt’s spirit and endurnnre. The muscular strain of mimic trench j operations was more of a tax on him than on any of the other officers. He was as tall as Claude, but he weighed only H6 pounds, and he had not ticen roughly bred like most of the others. When his fellow officers learned that he was a violinist by profession, that he could have had a soft Job aa in terpreter or a* an organizer of camp entertainments, they no longer re sented his reserve or his occasional superciliousness They respected s man who could have wriggled out and i didn't. (Continued In The Morning Bee.i Our Children Trying. We all have family troubles; family I secrets. I'sunlly they are little per . sonal matters that we would rather j not discuss w 1th the neighbors. Just I because they are so Uttldiand so very pergonal. It Is almost Impossible for us to keep them from the children. They seem to soak them up through their skins. We rnay not have uttered a word about It In their presence. We may have been models of discretion all day, and yet at sunset we know that they know. U'n betrayed the «e. ret tn a doien } different w>nya. Our eyea kept allay ing. The tones of our volrea changed. We did not open a rertaln door. Wo whispered once. We omitted doing something we alwnya have done and ; did something we never did before. And the children sensed the thing that wna troubling us To be aura they did not know It accurately. They could acarcely pul It Into clean-cut word*. Kor that mat ter neither could w*. They have a vague uneaalnraa about the hidden thing and dread It. That la why It la so mean, ao unsporting, to ques tion a child about what Roes on In his family. If ohildi on can talk, the heat way I out la to teach them that what hap ai>\ i ktihi Mrvr. 666 | | is ill* moil ipMdy rsmsdy «• know for Constipation, Bilioumssi, Colds, Headaches arul Malarial I svsr. pens In the home must stay there. Tell them, "We don't want this spoken of outside the family. Only you and father and 1 must know. It is our business and real people never tell their secrets to outsiders. This be- j longs to us. Just us!" Loyalty is essential if there is to be , a family feeling and the sooner the children get the idea the better. Teach them that when people question them about family concerns that they are to answer politely, just nothing at all! Silence is the child's wall of defense. Silence and flight! Patsy was 4 years old when some thing happened in his family that greatly interested a neighbor down the street. "If only she could get the right of It!" She stopped Pats.v on his way for the morning milk. His mother, watch ing from the window, saw and hoped that Patsy would remember her cau tions. He did. When he trudged up the steps with the pail his mother asked, "What was the lady saying to you?” "She told me how did X do and I told her how did she do herself. Then she told me did her see something coming into our house this morning, and I told her nothing a'tall and came on home with the milk. Was 1 a good boy?" "Fine boy. !None hetter. Just tell her nothing at all and you'll be quite right.” But wasn't It mean to ask him? Copyright, 1923. Adele Garrison “My Husband's Love” The Way Madge •■Jollied" Mrs. Durkc* Home In Belter Spirits. I looked at Mrs. Durkee closely to find out what thought lay behind her comment upon Dr. Foxham’s farewell words to her.' Was she apprehensive that she, too, like the soldiers she had named, might not "come back" If she followed his ' advice and went under a surgeon's knife? Or was her speech simply a i flippant mask for the nervousness which I knew was shaking her? Whichever it was, I knew that my ; cue was to Ignore it. and 1 took the surest way of changing the tenor of her thoughts. “It would be a joke on me,” I re marked with apparent uneasiness, "if that taxi shouldn't be In front after all my assurances to you that It would." "Oh. Madge!" She caught her breath changed her walk to a funny little trot, dragging me with her. “Hurry till we see. I'll never forgive myself for leaving those suitcases In the cab." "Yes. you will,” I smiled, as 1 stepped ahead of her, and swung the street door open, "for here are the man and the cab, both apparently in tact. I am sure the suitcases are equally safe " "I won’t be till we get a chance to open ’em." ehe replied darkly, but — I was relieved to note—in a sub dued key. "He had a < ha nee to drive somewhere near and take out every thing he wanted. 1-ook at him closely, Madge, he looks bulgy to me.” She had the grace to whisper the last words, but they set me off Into irrepressible laughter, and I saw the cabman glance furtively at me .as if he suspected in*> of insanity. "1 don’t see anything to laugh at." she whispered pettishly when we were safely in the taxi, with the thick glass slide between ourselves and the driver. "He does look bulgy. \ I’ll bet he’s got Dicky's dress suit ; wrapped around him inside of his coat , this minute." The evident sincerity in her voice, i the wrathful belligerence of her man- I ner. set me off again, and 1 laughed j until she—always Jhe possessor of un- ! ruly rislbles—was compelled to Join mo. "When we get to the station. 111 Coma Buy Thia JORDAN SEDAN You Will Like It This rmr is newly painted It has aood tires, upholatery in first-clasa condition. ITS HANSEN REBUILT YOU ARE SAFE This Jordan Sedan is a miyhty aood automobile. Jordan ears have quaiity built into them. They are satisfactory to own and to use. This is a ear that I will please you. Drive it yourself and see. A SAFE PLACE TO BUY J. H. Hansen Cadillac Co. Farnara at 26th HA 0710 grab him by the collar and hold him while you search him,” I proposed gravely, after I 1 ecovered my breath. "I only wish I had the nerve to do It,” she retorted, then added with ap parent lrrevalence: "What time is it?” and I knew that her fussing con cerning the taxi driver was at an end. "Ten minutes of 3.” "Do you suppose we can make that 3:10 to Marvin?” "I am sure we can, barring some traffic jam, which isn't likely.” "That will be fine. I do so want to get home and out of this rig before Alfred and Leila reach the house. And don't you peep about seeing me in the city. I'll hide IJickly's suitcase so they won't suspect anything.” "But,” 1 protested, dismayed, "sure ly you’re going to tell them about Dr. Foxham's advice.” "No, I'm not,” she said, "but you are. I'll give you plenty of chance after dinner. But 1 don't want to be anywhere around when you talk about it. I’ll—I'll do anything Alfred thinks best, although I do want to wait until Dr. Pringle gets back to see what he thinks about me. But I want Alfred and the rest of you to go ahead and make any arrangements that are necessary and tell me about it only when you're ready. I'm going to forget the whole thing from now on—that Is, when the pain will let me, and to have the best time going What's that old verse—Vat, drink and be merry—’ ” "Stop it,” I said, with an assumed pettishness I hoped would be effective. "You’re enough to give anybody the horrors. Even if you do have to go to the hospital, you'll be there only a week, and everybody gels over opera tions nowadays. 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For the minute, at least, I had sue eeeded In banishing her morbid fears, and. indeed. I saw no further sign of them during our railroad journey to Marvin, nor the short taxi ride to tbs 1 Durkee home. She was in exceptionally high spirit# as we drew up to the house door but her far e darkened with annoyance as a woman who evidently had been j ringing the bell in vain, turned to greet us. and we saw the well-rimem j bered but unwelcome face and t.jure [ of Bess Dean. fSOON IT S TIME TO PLAN A TRIP Why not Clear Lake thi» year. Advantage* toa numerous to mention. Convenient for Omahana. For free booklet "C" and further informatioa write to Commercial Club, Clear Lake, la. ^ ^ The Chicago Great Western Railway, 1419 Firat National Bank Building, Omaha, Neb. for MARRIED BACHELORS WHILE the family is away this summer why not move downtown and enjoy the ready made eomforts and all the little extra conveni ences of a first-class modern hotel. You can save summer rent costs—be near your place of busi ness—convenient to the amusement center and garage*. No carfare—you can rise at a late hour in the morning—no lawns to mow or hedges to cut—just a comfortable easy time of it for 3 months—June. July and August. All for the ex tremely low price of only $33.00 per month or *100.00 for the 3 months. FOB ONE OR TWO PERSONS This special rate to per manent summer quests includes accommoda tions for two persons if desired. We have a number of very desir able rooms, the major ity of which have pri vate bath or shower complete—all have pri vate toilets. You may have your choice if you get here early. First come first served. lour mail, telegrams, phone calls, messages of bundles received and taken care of. THE BUSINESS MA5 large comfortable lobby to meet In and transact business. Every up-to date service at your com mand, including cme-day laundry service, barber shop, drug store, cigar stand, etc. A new re beautified cafe under new management with table d'hote or a la carte serv ice in connection. *100.00 for 3 months. Com* in and see us today. HOTEL Castle 16th and Jones Sts. Omaha, Nebraska NOW ED NOW | jgRgh miujBajWW 1 NOW NOW NOW SHOWING “ Prodigal Daughters ” with GLORIA SWANSON THEODORE ROBERTS NOW SHOWING Lionel Barrymore —1»— “The Face in the Fog” An Eaciting Roman*# of New Yoik'e Great Whit* Wav A Paramount Picture NEIGHBORHOOD THEATERS HAMILTON . . 40th and Hamiltan SPECIAL PRODUCTION •ALL THE BROTHERS WERE VALIANT" VICTORIA ... J4th and Fart "Caolaat In Omaha41 "THE WFR OF THF IAW PEARL WHITE in "PLUNDER” GRAND ... litih and Rinnay DOROTHY MACKAII.L. In “MIGHTY l AK A ROSE" “The Westbound Limited' Mightv Drama af Ktaah and 5ta»l Record Breaking Crowds Acclaim Her the Meat Papular Headliner of All Tiawa ^ Now Until Friday ^ AUDITORIUM TONIGHT Elks’ Spring Frolic 9-Big Acts-9 Free Dancing Free Concerts 10c Admission 10c I A Real Show—40 People tyayiEfy N«VN ROW GOOD Photoplays AT IRRESISTIBLE PRICES Norma Tslmsdgc 4hi*.t oVimM1' EXTRA f;nr n&Mii n. Bust F« N#w*r*#l—Cw4r Subject* MAI ICpUlU, AT mm 190 Sell a9L HIE There. N*m: *• ewM tm ~*Mm - “DIP OF DEATH" at Krug Park Every Night FREE-FREE-FREE Girl in Red and Diving Horae In Donni IS Fool l #*#* *’lt Take* Ynur Brootli** —the home of polite done* inf—better picnic*. Summer Season Open Peony Park Dancing Tonite .