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ANOTHER RECORD FLIGHT. ',.
Only the failure of the machine in which they
were rliling deflated the two young army lieuten
ants in their attempt to fly from San Pit-go to
Minneola without topping. As It in, they exceeded
1,036 milei, the longest (ingle flight previously
made by man. That was the record made by the
English fliers, Capt. Jack Alcock and A. W. Brown,
In their flight across the Atlantic, from New Found
land to Ireland. As the plune traveled from San
iJiego, where it started, to Indianapolis,- where it
landed, 2,000 miles of distance were covered.
For nearly thirty hours In the air they carried
on a wonder-inspiring contest against the elements.
Kleven hours and thirty minutes of their time aloft
they were in the midst of a rainstorm j tho full moon
they had depended upon to guide them during the
night was denied, bcrauiie the weather conditions
were adverse. The radiator on their engine began
to lealy soon after they started, but they drove on
until its condition became such that further prog
ress was out of the question, but when they came
down they had covered a greater distance than man
ever accomplished in a single flight.
Their objective not as yet achieved, they have
proved that it is possible, and that with a few more
hours aloft they would have made good. Intrcpcdity
and skill have conquered all but the Instability of
metal, t
Lieutenant MacRcady flew in Omaha, as one of
the entrants in, the Pulitzer cup race of 1021. He
also Is known as the youth who attained neurensihe
"ceiling" than any ether, his altitude record of 40,
600 feet being unsurpassed, while he and Lieutenant
Kelly recently had established a ntw continuous tllffht
record at San Diego almost equaling the thirty hours
of the flight they have just completed.
These young men have achieved marvelous re
sults, but they have only opened the way forgrenter
things in aviation.
larly harmless locution in approaching the sig
nature to a letter. "Sincerely yours" perhaps car
ries a 'little more of the form of intimacy,' but
hardly enough to warrant a husband calling out a
politician for so signing a campaign circular. The,
old-time taby-kissing campaign would have per
mitted "Ever thine," or "Yours till you can't sit
still," or something like that, but progress has been
msde.
We feel very certain that tho ladies who get let
ters from appealing candidates are not carried very
far away by any honeyed words that may bo con
tained therein, for they know that politicians' prom-
iys are inciuuea along wnn lovers' vows In the ; brought forumd by an American
things Jove laughed at. Yet, how Is one to approach i"' Hvrmii birth, tho cnurngu of the
,1,. ,!,. . . . . . . autnur is in more nntaiiie. wnn
... " m m,v io nu ,iuiiviiiiuua una una
in New .ork appears to be? litre is a problem, a
little late for full settlement in the present cam
paign, yet which must some day be determined.
WISH MKN KltOM TIIK Y.KHT AND
r'RuM TIIK WK.kT, l. Ahrahnm Mllrlt
I'.lliliany, Houiilili.iiMirfiin i iuiipany.
II inly do American writers bring;
against western civilisation suli
limhlliK Indictment s recorded by
Abraham Milrle Hllilmny In "WIsu
M'-ii Krom Hi" Hast and From thn
Weat," And when such arraignment
WHAT WILL THE WALRUS DO?
"The time has come," the walrus said, "to talk
of many things," one of which is why the sea is
boiling hot. When, Alice heard that in Wonderland
she realized that there nothing seemed surprising,
but now the walrus has the matter presented to
hira in concrete form.
According to the report made by Consul Ifft,
stationed at Bergin, Norway, to the Department
of Commerce, the Arctic pcean is warming up. Ice
bergs melt where formerly, none melted, moraines Rreat cauge
of earth and stone now stand where there were
glaciers, whjle shoals of herring and smelt have re
placed the seals and whiteflsh lhat once swarmed
the depths off Norway's right shoulder.
What has stccasioned the change is not as yet ex
plained, but it may soon be made clear to us all.
Meantime, what is the walrus, and his playmate,
the polar bear, and the whale and other of the
denizens of the frozen sea going to do. Where will
the meek and musty Esquimo find the snow with
which to build his igloo, and will he have to change
his diet of seal oil and whale blubber for something
less oleaginous? It is a good thing, too, that Peary
found the North Pole when he did, for now the ice
he traveled over may disappear, and the next to
reach the spot will be compelled to do so In a boat,
and what will a navigator do when he reaches "Lati
tude Nothing, Longitude Everything?"
Fishermen, explorers and others may relish the
altered conditions, but it will interfere materially
with a lot of the literature of the day, because many
writers ore going to the north of 63 for their
themes, and if that land becomes like the country
south of the storied parallel, some romanticists will
be as badly off as the walrus; they will have to hunt
up new ice or accustom themselves to warm water.
KEEPING UP A FAMILY NAME.
Most men are animated by a worthy ambition
to leave to posterity a heritage of some sort, if
only a good name, which "is better than riches."
Even if a good man's memory outlive his death by
no more than the half-year Hamlet cynically
referred to, that is -something, because it will be
proof that the dead man had something worthy
to be recalled. A small amount of achievement is
sometimes made the basis for a great deal or eulogy.
This is of little moment to one who already has
passed on, but while living the impulse to create
is support1 wel1 the ,esire or ,m " y
an urge to bring forth.
So we may understand the will of the Cornell
professor, who left a bequest to a nephew at Prince
ton. conditioned on the latter Incorporating his
uncle's fame with his on and hereafter wearing a
hyphenated family patronymic. For a generation
at least, the dead man will be kept alive by this
not uncommon method. Yet just at the high title
of PTrberville decomposed into "narbyfteld." so
may the newly welded nsme of Hewitt-Taylor, some
time tome apart.
One ef the ppu!r songs ef yesterday wliJ
that "it .does not matter what you were. It's what
yen are today." Democracies A not spend r"1
deal of time In svlulatwn ef orJmary names. To
keep fr the publie in anything like permanent
farm, eae mutt N trnenJntty rd and great,
f e.vtfc'ty a4 a4 dtpiahle. Firing the Fphesian
dlosne did fHt tN immarUhty t r the ambitus
jeuta.
A N OT H AITaIoM PANOIR.
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ARMISTICE DAY IN NEBRASKA.
On Saturday, November II, N'ebrnskuns willeb
serve the fourth annlvcrnury of the actual termina
tion of the World War. Armistice Day means some
thing to the people, Perhaps not all that was hoped
for as coming out of the conflict was achieved; per
haps it is well thst all that was prophesied did not
come to pass. Men and women still are human
beings, and that is a good reason why we aro strug
gling along tho way to the solution of the greater
problems. But men and women are capable of
learning, and that is why some things are bitter
than they were.
One of the great gains for humanity is the
higher swing of the wave of democracy. Despotism
did go down undur the crash of militarism that
broke in its last wbvs at Argonne Wood and along
the Meuso. Such vestiges of monarchy as survive
are liberalized, whllo tho republics 4ht came up
from the wreckage of old forms are becoming more
solid each passing day. Out of this grows the hope
that war is aleo becoming more remote. Whether
il will disappear altogether mny well bo questioned,
but democracies seldom wnpe war for conquest, and 1
the recent demonstration of the public's power to i
repress conflict wns shown in England, where the
spark of war with Turkey was smothered almost
before it had a chance to sputter.
Ncbraskans will observe Armistice Day fittingly
by attending while the cornerstone of a new state
house rs laid. It will be dedicated to our soldier
dead, not to commcmorata their' valor so much as
to remind tho world thut they died in the cause of
fieelbrn, Liberty for all and equal rlhts before
the law, Nebracka's Inspiring motto, extends to all
the world, because these young men, with millions
like themselves, held firm at a time when the free
dom of the world was threatened by a sinister force.
It was a victory for humanity they won, and for
that we do well to honor them.
"The solemn brood of care" plods on, and "each
one as before pursues his favorite phantom," be
cause the war did not work tht miracle it
was expected to perform. New conditions have
arisen, Investing man with new duties and responsi
bilities, and In some ways these aro as irksome as
the old, but only to those wbo would shirk or evade
duty. Soft ways are not for those who do the
world's work, and Armistice Day should be an in
spiration to them, a benison and a beacon, for it
permanently records a great sacrifice made In a
The world is better, and will be still
iiii''iIhkn li.Kle Mr. Itililuiiy unveils
viiliieiulilv spots In the civilization, of
AiiK'ilru: Her I'liiu ntiilil spiritual
eoiiiliiloii, Iiit sliiilfered luives
hii Itii nt i i ion I, cr iiinnlu for Hpenl,
ami her niter limlilllly In mulei utmiri
111" tiiNtcni pinples upon whom whu
Neeks iii thruMt her civilization. Hut
Ihn woiiiiiIn of a friend mi faithful,
ami the lrlt of loyalty to thel'nlteil
H lute whleh permi'iites tins volume
liNNiiria the trailer that lliu (TltirlHin
In iiitcmleil to nriiiiMi America, from
her lethnrnv,
My criticism of western elvtllwi
lion Is ly no menus a cry of despair.
Its latent force (lie still great ami
vital. . , . If lit nt present It has
reached a sin mi of tlireateiilnir ma
terial prosperity ami Is swnylmc and
strmnliiK iiinlcr tin, immense weliiht
of Its external machinery. Its body
has wrown mo Iiiika that It Is In dan
ser of Kolng lieyoml tho control of
Us Ami,"
Mr. Kllihany continues: "The tines
cupiilils fact Is thut relltflon . . ,
ami machinery must go toKcthcr If
western civilisation Is to endure."
Thn Oriental, except the Japanese,
Is pictured ns hnvliiR neither the will
IriKtii-ss nor iihillly to adsorb western
civilisation. Any veneer which he
ef I'rhf. Hitnier, hii American scholar.
The professor, an professors do, is
led by his Interest In African man
ners and customs ti pi-netnite Into
I'entnil Africa. Conspirator and vll
lulns nppe'ur, lie tat raved to tht
tortures of the tiHtives, Hut he rs
t.ihllshea himself as the t!"d of a tribe
by making such manic us no local
witch doctor can equal, Hut Intel!
yently playing upon tho superstitions
and dark fears of tha natives, lis saves
himself, and all ends happily.
A new book on the picturesque por
tions of the Pacific Island I "Month
Heu Hketches" by A, Wand tTheHtrnt-
ford company). This voliimn treat
of the isles of the Marshall uronp and
portion of New Hrltaln. The author,
who ha profusely Illustrated hi
book, know Kim unlives nnd their
customs, a well ss the Island, lis
ha proiiuced nil excellent little book.
Home year nito Vilson Youiik wrots
a story of Ilohcmla which was flnir
reallstle, novel, "The Sand of Pleas
ure," It bus been reprinted by the
Kl. Hotolph ociety.
Mystery stories come nnd iro; yet,
always, more are written. I'neom-
tin hi I y roocI ones are rare, but one
I which can be lilithly recommendod Is
I.MIss (!. N. Doyle's VWJiat Hecarne of
Mr. Desmond," (Hrltzcr). It Is th
story of a dliuippeaninee, nil thn more
perplexirisT because of the everyday
clreumstnrire In which It take place.
sir. Desmond, a respected member of
Ilia upper middle class, steps arournl
the corner to a shop to get a few nulls
with which to hang a picture. II
doe not return. No trace of him or
of vlnlcnoi ran he found. II wit
nut of lght for only a few moment,
Thn dramatic, development of the plot
and the solution of thn mystery are
full of thrills and surprises,
A book with a moral Is fleorgs
Wesley I in vis' new novel, "Alone."
I' lie publisher truly describe tho hook
The Unknown
Citizen
inny him, adopted will n Nloughvd Wv saving: "It is a pleasing story
off when invasion arises. that drift along In true keeping with
Ths volume gives n detailed account
of the ancient hcr!tnK of Hyrln and
of the Justice of thn aspiration wblch
Klin cxpecliil to see rcullzed a a re
sult of I he peace conference. Turkey
Is port rayed as u "sick man" Indeed,
but a one Who ha not received a
s'liiMi-e dinl from the allies, The sick
man is showing couslderabln vigor
under thn Icaierlilp f Miistnpliii
Kemal and the Interposition of Amer
ica Is jirged in order that he may not
do further damage.
Zionism Is treated Under thn rnn-
tlon, "A New Knstern Problem."
ire,tt jirltuln Is churn uterlKod a a
blunderer In allowing the Jews to re
the languorous atmosphere of sodth-
ern California. It Is redolent of the
romance of fhs (lolden Htotn, and,
though thn action Is modern, the spirit
of uirly day has tw-eh caught and
here Is admirably rellected." Times
Mirror Press, Los Angeles, publishers.
better as we recall the day, not with exultation, but
in exaltation such as uplifted us to the conflict and
sustained us under triumph.
"WHV W'APH rOMK," or "Forma ofOnv.
eminent pnd Kin-Hun pnlli-lps In Ka
luihin to tha Pauses nf Wnr," hy Hear
Ailmlral A P. Nlhlsrk, V. . N. The
Mtrfilf'iiit f'nmjifiriy,
In a foreword the author state
that Jils book Is "An elaboration of a
lecture entitled 'Forms of Oovernment
jln Kelntlon to Their Kfllclenpy for
War' Hi. llvi.t-nrl nt tVia IIhUa Ulnl..
turn to Palestine bees use such action Naval War, college and subsequently
v.-. .o il pun iisned m tlio united Htnles Nval
in Palestine, duu to the antagonisms institute proceedings In Heptember,
w-m".' y l!,mT','onn . ,Jm- Clt 11 Prepared for
'J .,,., inn, bf ,irft i:r,irillfl mi. l. V I.-n..l,.n nn
'Korelgn Policies In Itelatlon to the
Causes of War.'" Itear Admiral
IMblack analyzes some of the Impnr-
years of life were spent In Hyrlu, till
volimni gives a Just presentation of
problems arising from contact be
tween east and west and Is especially
valuable In these days when American
eyr are fucussed upon the tragedy
of Smyrna. C'Alll, A, GI.OVKIt.
GIRLS, ALSO, WILL BE GIRLS.
Considerable of a sermon might be written about
the escapade of a young Omaha miss who prefers
independene to a further term of school attendance
and life at home. It does not appear that she is ill
treated in any sense of the term at home. Her sole
grievance is that she wants to be "independent," to
have a job and manage her own affairs.
Just a "little girl," in her mother's estimation,
she is grown up in her own. Her aspirations are,
the natural promptings of a developing ego. Prob
ably she has set her mark a little too high, but that
is a mistake of inexperience, rather than of pur
pose. Mothers, and fathers, too, have this to meet
continually. .It is not easy to persuade the am
bitious fledgling to remain in the home nest until
wings have grown strong enough for sustained
flight.
Nor is it safe to undertake to lay down hard
and fast rules for conduct in such cases. Each boy
or girl growing up presents an individual and sepa
rate problem, differing in essential ways from all
others. Growing youngsters are not like bricks or
peas. Wise parents find this out, and endeavor to
meet the different phases of the problem as each is
presented, and sometimes they have several under
process of solution at once.
A time comes when, as Barrie expresses it in
"A!ice-Sit-By-the-Fire," all the mother can do is to
stand on the other side of the deep water through
which her daughter must pass, and hold out her
hands, praying the child of her soul will come
through safe, but unable to help her. Such par
ents as have had their offspring past this critical
place on life's journey unscathed smile sympa
thetically when they tee another facing the same
perplexity, yet as unafcle to aid as they were when
they longed to assist their own child.
Girls will be girls, just as boys will be boys, and
it is no occasion to marvel that a girl of spirit,
whose womanly instincts have not fully developed,
will now and then seek to divest herself of home
restraints, confident in her own capacity to meet
and overcome the lions in the path. Such a girl
deserves consideration, pot Juit at a psychological
phenom.non. but a. . regular member of th.bum.n ti;
family, who, ir sne ones past in saieiy tne rriiicai
point, will he worthy her sex because the has the
elements that make true women.
"Tit IC VV.IIVKCT I, IKK A.fl) HOW TO
MVS IT." Iy Henry Hnfmnn, I). 8. T.
Art Curd CninpHity, Omnita.
The great desideratum since the
time of earliest recorded history has
been to learn how to live the perfect
life, admitting the difficulty of defin
ing the "perfect life" In exact terms.
Man, however, Is ever striving to 1m
prgvn his little span upon this mun
dane habitat. Ponce tin Leon believed
hn discovered tho fountain nf youth
and men of today are giving serious
attention to the value of new gland.
I Jr. Hoffman, an Omaha man, and
a doctor of suggnstlve therapeutics,
treats this profound , subject In a
broad way in his book. In his pre
face he, writes:
After many years of careful re
searchamong the numerous books
upon the length of human life and
after numerous experiments of his
own upon himself the thought came
to him that ho could, by living a per
fect life to the best of his knowledge.
prolong his life as long as he might
desire, And further, that such a life
would be rewarded by making him
free from nil, worry from all sources,
and would enable him to grow
stronger, better and wiser as tho
yiiirs passed.
There is nothing new In Dr. Hoff
man's book, although he has gathered
it lot of data, on a lot of subjects- and
he has connected his suhjoct matter
In an orderly manner. Various well
known rule of health are Included
and tho spiritual phase of llfo 1 con
sidered. There Is no doubt that the
average person could derive much
benefit If he rend tho book and ob
served Its good advice.
Prof. Maurice H, Wesseen of the
University of Nebraska has recently
had puhlltihed "Kveryday Uses of Kng
llsh" (Crowoll company). Tho work
takij) up the principles that under
lies effective composition, but these
are treated from tho point of view of
their Application to the problems of
dally life. These principles are pre
sented in nn unusually interesting
manner. Especially emphasized In
the book Is the construction of busi
ness letters and reports. Over half
the work deals with them. "Kveryday
t'ses of Kngllsh" will be of value to
business men, office workers, students
and the general reader.
An old favorite, "Omar the Tent
maker," by Nathan Haskell Dole, has
been reprinted by the St. Hotolph so
ciety, The new editions will help kei p
alive the romantic traditions which
envelop the story of the famous
poet and sage, for Mr. Dole did Well
with the story.
In view of the discussion of
cnange In the American Prayer book
of tha Protestant Kplscopal church,
the work of W. J. Armilnge. "The
Story of the Canadian Itevlslon of ths
Prayer Hook" (Cambridge Press)
should be of considerable Interest , to
Americana, The voluni Is nt only
nn authoritative source hook fr thn
revision .f the pi aver book In iin
Situ, but contains sa well valuable
and frequently otherwise ltiro-aibl
information In regard to other
brnnehr of the Anslienn communion.
tant cause of war with a view to
avoiding thn dnngers which lurk In
policies which are not altruistic and
are not baaed on the golden rule.
The Inst paragraph of the book
reads: "Anyone who believes that the
worm is not storing up for Itself a
t hrl.ini her Monty In tha Naw Tors
Kketiin I'oel.
We shall never forget being In
Washington when the great celebra
tion wan held In honor of th Un
known Citizen.
The day wn proclaimed a na
tional feln. On 'thai- day the Un
known Citizen chosen after long In
vestigation bv a secret committee
sworn to silence arrived nt the
Union station. He end hi wife hud
been quietly lured away from their
home on a plausible pretest and then
kidnaped Into a gaudy special train,
where everything had been explained
to them. Halts had been made at
big cities1 enroute for th crowds to
pay homage. '
t
It would Ink too long to describe
thn clever selective process by which
thn Citizen had been rhnsen. Htifflce
II. to say that he wns u typical homo
Americanos a worthy and slightly
battered creature, wtio linil rinsed a
family of four children and plugged
along nt hi Jul) and paid his taxes
and cranked his flivver nnd set up
a radio on thn roof ami planted sun
flowers In the back yard and lent his
wife a hand nt the washing nnd frs
qunntly mended thn kitc hen stove
pipe, He had never broken open the
china pigs containing the children's
money.
We shall never forget seeing him
arrive at the great station In Wash
ington. 11 was strangely troubled
and anxious, bit Incredulous, ton,
believing that wus all some sort of
put-up job, Also, somewhere on Ihe
train hn had lost one of his elastic
sleeve suspenders, nnd one ruff kept
on falling round hi wrist. 11 walk
ed uneasily along the red velvet car
pet nnd wns greeted by President
Harding and thn ambassador of for
eign powers. Mr. Bousa's band wns
there, and struck up nn uproarious
anthem composed for thn occasion.
Thn tnctful committee of Daughters
of the American , Hoiirgonlln had
made nil nrrnntements nnd taken all
possible precaution. It hod been
feared lhat perhaps tho Clthen's
Wifn might b overcome, nnd an
nmhiilnnce wits walling behind potted
palm in case nf any emergency,
Hut It is olwiiys thn unexpected that
happens. It wns Henntnr Ixnlge, who
had been appointed to read tho tele
grams from promlnmt people, who
swooned. President Harding, with
kindly rendlness, stepped Into ths
breach. As thev were h'inded to
rim lm rend nlnud the mess.-iges
from M. Clemencenu, Mr. I.loyd
(Jnorge, William Allen White, Hntn
tiel Cnmpnr, Dr. Frsnk Crane,
President Hhert, Paul Polret, M,
Pnderewskl, M, Venlzelos, tho nrch
bishop nf Canterbury nnd Isaac
MnreoHson. Mr, Harding then spoke
In thn most friendly and r-hnrmlng
wny. nnprn'slng tho value of preserv
ed nationality, the solid virtus of the
founding Fathers nnd the services of
the Unknown Citizen to His country.
For a moment there was nn awk
ward pause, butj thn Citizen's Wife,
who was evidently a strong-minded
lot of future wars Is blind to the lack woman, nudged him shnrply,and the
or disinterestedness wnicli has gov
erned many of the settlements grow
mg out tno recent world war.
IMX'S TOMnitnnw, hy William Hayllger.
New York and boailnn: V. Anpltlon
I'd, ,
This bonk for boys carries the read
fcr from the primitive simplicity of
pre red Indian days to the complexity
of present day Industrialism It Is es
sentially the production of and for
these days of Industrial unrest, for,
without any obvious moralizing, it
makes a well sustained plea for more
nmlcflblo relationships between labor
and capital,
TIIK SOKRV SENATOR.
"Worry," anld s aenator,
' "Horry, akk and n't;
"Voted on the wrong aln;
"Tout's what mskes It bad.
"Woman sro HsHlnut ma,
"Wtta ara guemilris, too;
"Drya were never for tin.
"Wonder whit I'll do?
"Whan tha war wns ovar
"Vol fit not to lop
- "(Inrmnna had been for me
"Thut vols tnnila them flop,
"oh! shoulil hnvo voted
"In April iweniy-iwo
"T -eln fiirm axtenslon
"Work to carry Ihrooah
'"ItihiKM ore looking Unrk here
"'lures I'll flay at homa.
"Kolks lon't neem to want me
"e'er nown eRet to rgnm:
'"Kralrt I'll t In trouble.
"Which t surely will.
"Then Nehrask people
"Hhv to pay tha bill.
"I'm aorry."
Citizen tottered ' forward. Kortu
nately some New York newspaper
men had been on the train with him
end had written s little speech for
him to deliver. Hn rend It, a bit
tremulously, It stated that hn wns
awarn this tribute was not meant for
him personally, hut for thn great
body of mlddle-elass cltlzenshln he
had been chosen to represent. There
was gredS speculation In the audience
ns to what part of thn country the
Citizen enmn from; his nccent wns
perhaps a trifle Hnonlerlsh. hut wise
ncre Insisted that his general fixings
wero plnlnly Benrs-Hoebuck and not
Idontlflnblewlth any section.
Accompanied by a troop of cav
alry nnd the national colors, the Un
known Citizen was taken to the rap
Itol, where congress, convened In
Joint session, awaited to do him
honor. He wns presented to the
great boy by Senator Lodgn, who had
now- completely recovered. After
being Introduced, tfin Citizen stam
mered n few words of embarrass
ment. During the buffet lunch In
the lobbies, however, lie began to
pluck up heart, for he found the
congressmen very human. He even
ventured to express, very politely, a
few sentiments about the bonus, tne
tariff, the Income tax and the coal
strike. Gathering confidence, he
might have grown almost eloquent
over these topics, but the senatorial
committee, foreseeing trouble, hast
ened him along fo see the gifts that
had been sent from all over the
The most optimistic man in Omaha it
ha tuiffeste thai "Msyer Jim" keep
premise made five years ago.
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I world. They were all laid out for
i Inspection. Henry r'ord had sent s
new sedan, with a elf tarter and
jth arm of tha t'nlted ritatr glided
oo in iioor. tiiiiniii iinnuoipn
llenral had sent a bound volume of
Arthur llrtshnne's editorial. The
prince of Wales, perhaps misunder
standing the exact nature of the
ceremony, had sent a solid gold
punch bowl engraved Dleu et Mon
Drought. Th premier of New Zea
and had ent a live kangaroo. The
bailiff of Angora had sent a large
silky goat. Mayor Dylan had sent a
signed photograph of himself weur
Ing overalls. Thr shipping bosrd
had sent n silver flask, lint we hnvt
not space for the full list Of preatlit.
Tea , wa nerved at the White
House, All Ihe corps :dlpijrnalliue
were ' tlicrx, and were presented to
the Clllren and hi Wife. It waa a
great afternoon, Th Marina bund
played In the garden; penator Hornh
and Wllllm Jennings lli-ynn, begin
ning to ee a sort of prickly beat
burn out upon th I'nknown CHI
sen's forehead, tactfully played a
tennis match to kern th crowd In
good humor, I-addle Hoy, wagging
his toll vigorously, kept ut th I'n
known Cltlsen' heel ami did much
tu cher Iiim. The Unknown citizen
lilted Mr. Harding greatly nnd found
him easy to tnh te; but soma of the
special representative from abroad,
such ns Mr. Hnlfour and M. Tardleti,
hn found difficult.
Thn monument In 1'otomae prirk
wa dedicated at sunsi-t. After that
(he committee nn Havolr Knlre, ob
serving the willed collar of tho Un
known Citizen, thought It the truest
courtesy to let him esoipc. w our
self managed to follow him through
tho rrowds. Il and hi wlfn looked
nervously over their shoulders now
and then, but they had shaken off
pursuit. At a llt,tl stationery tnr
they bought somn postcards. Then
they went to the movies, i
AROUND
NEBRASKA
KNTKlt SHOTS.
Is peace?
Hy thn way, what
Ilochcstf r Times I'nloti.
Admiral Hlms has been retired Into
tho public prints. -Oreciivllle Pied
mont. One way to Improve the postal serv
ice I to slop mailing bills. -Kl l'nso
Time,
Poor nation are positively pathetic
about the kindness of I'ncln Hum hi
unremitting kindness. Wall Htreet
Journal.
Hamilton County Iteglster, Aurora:
Quite often you ae thn (cntrnc "lry
tiltlcUil Drank l.biuor" and It shocks
your f ilth in human nature, On In
vest'gatlon you wilt generally find
that the nforrsald dry oftU'lul waa a
wet citizen chosen by a wet adminis
trative body to npforce a dry law, and
you will not feel so bad about It.
When people learn to commit the en
forcement of laws to friends Instead
of enemies, they will be better en
forced, nnd till goc whether the wet
I appointed or voted In on thn pre
test thut Ihe war I over.
Keith County New, Ogullalit: Wo
wouldn't be bothered so much by tmd
rnnda If we were morn prompt In re
pairing them w In it tin y II i st begin to
go to pieces.
If you dip a saw Into a pail nf
water and wipe It on thoroughly aft
erward, no barm will b duns. . Hut
If !li dampnes I allowed to remain
a few hours the saw will be a mass
of i iirt,
Haw do not cost much, but we are
can fill to keep them free from rust.
HimiiI cost many thousand of dol
lars, nnd wn allow- them to become)
ruined from neglect,
Can you supply a satisfactory rev
sop for such marvelous Incon
sistency? Kearney Hub: We rend In a Iocs,!
newspaper exchange Hint a Nebraska,
young man away at school lis been
highly honored by an elect Ion to a
prominent school fraternity and a
"stickful" I given to the Incident.
No mention Is made, however, of thn
young man's scholarly attainments or
educational accomplishments.
Ileatrlcn Kxpress: Thn editor of
Hie Howard County Herald, printad
nt hit. Paul, shows a, line appreciation
of itii I news values. I In made a first
pagn slorv of thn purchase of a lino
hour by a farmer and put the news
Item under a slug bead. It Is a mul
tiplicity of new Item of this charac
ter that make a communlly great.
A Hhorl Term.
While (Irandma Kelton' skirt Is
doubtless of a becoming length, her
term of olllce us a t'nlted Mutes sen
jalor from tb-orgla seem to hn out-
rageously short, Anaconda Standard.
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of Pianos '
Vlien Strmlivariui made his violins, neithei
cost of production nor volume of output was hii
chief concern. His mind waa absorbed in pro
ducing a masterpiece HIS contribution to the
art of violin playing. . ,
The makers of thu Mason & Hamlin Piano ad
here to the same lofty ideals. If by putting into
the Mason & Hamlin Piano a greater expenditure,
it could Iw mode a liner instrument, they would
iuihe8itiit.inn;ly do so, and increase its price accord
ingly. With them price is the last consideration
not the first. t
It is impossible to convey in words an adequate.
Idea of the surpassing tonal quality of the Mason' .
6 Hamlin Piano. Only an actual hearing can give
a realization of its beauty.
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