MY YOUTH PRESERVERS
A UTTU SPARK STILL BUHMINC
Tha lov tory which X ara sendlag
you seems very strangl tod out af tha
ordinary la me; exceptionally so since I
m acquainted with the parties re
ferred to In the rtory, and know It to
t tfue,
YEAR ago In mall and thrlv.
In Ohio community thera lived
a fair young maiden, Mary. f4hs
' wai not only fair In tar, and
figure but wa alao tho poseeeeor of
an InlmJUbla, girlish personality. All
tha boyf In town liked Mary, and her
na'urai ferninln charm brought many
aultora Into tha race. Among the
waa Henry. Ila was determined to
win, and by constant attention and
thaeproper dlaplay of Ma many manly
2ualltlee ha did win. That la, Mary
cam a hla fiancee,
Mary's best girl friend waa Anna,
lis alao waa a charming representa
tive or delightful feminine pulchritude,
, Hha and Mary wrr Inseparable, and
when Mary and Henry want out (buggy
riding nr to tha church social) Ansa
with her toy friend John would al
ways go, 'too.
A yer passed. Then rumor bagan.
"Did you hear Mary and John ara
now going together? "
And a llttlo later. "What do you
think? Henry la now going with
Anna." . ,
Trua enough, tha great transfor
mation hud token plac. John and
and Henry had exchanged glrla. Al
though tha gosslpert spent houra to
gather trying to fathom tho reason,
no di flnlta concluajon could ha reached.
Later on It waa aald that Mary had
turned from llsnry. Though no rea
on tor thin could ba ascertained, tha
. Iruth of tho statement waji Indicated
by Henry'a actions and attltuda from
that time on. The four no longer want
together.
, A few rrtontha later Henry left for
an eastern city. Ik-fore going he
plfc"!j an engagement ring on Anna'
inter, People aald tltat Henry waa
only giving tha ring to spite Mary and
that hla love waa atill for her. Hut
they knew one thing about Henry and
that waa that when ha waa determined
be waa aet.
Within tha next few tnonthe Mary
and John were married. Once more
the eustomury remarks were panned.
"I cannot aee how she ever quit
Henry and married that fellow. I'll
bot aha atlll llkea Henry."
Another six montha pojiaed and
Henry came back for a vlelt, married
Anna,
Tha yeara rolled paat. Henry and
Anna aeldom returned to tha borne
tpmn and after a few yeara seemed to
have forgotten It altogether. Rumor
aald Henry waa becoming a famous
manufacturer In the east
After ' thirty-two year of married
life, John became ill and died. The
two oldeat anna were now working
and with their aid Mary could get
along fairly well. New from the eaat
told of the great atrldea Henry had
made In bualnea. He waa now re
puted to be an influential manufactur
er of many million. After being mar
rled thtrty-four year Anna died.
' Henry then turned hla face toward
the old home town. He wa given a
royal reception by hla many boyhood
friends. He hurried to the home of hla
old weetheart Mary. She waa now ltv
m;; comfortably. Her eon were suc
cessful bualnea men in the town. To
Henry he eemed tlll the possessor of
that same girlish charm which bad o
enamored him when a young man.
They both eoon realized that there was
yet, after all those yeara, a "little
park Of love still burning" and aa a
consoquenee Mary, who had lived all
those year In poverty, I right now
living a a millionaire' wife in that
eaxtern Metropolis. And people say,
" I wonder'how he llkea that life of
luxury? It ure muat be atrange for
Mary with all thoae ervant and
everything. And they nay he haa more
than ten automobile. My!"
tl. C. K.
Embarrassing
Moments
Celling the Once Over.
My new young man took me to call
on hla sister, who waa married. I
wanted to make a good Imprenalon, ao
dresaed In my best dreas and waa on
my best behavior.
Two brothera dropped In, and I over
heard them aay they " wanted to give
Fred'a girl the once over."
A 4 year old niece administered the
flnlahlng touch when aha asked In a
voice that could be heard In the
kitchen, "When you and Uncle Fred
get married, may I be your flower
gtrir
The brother grinned, brother-in-law
In the kitchen howled, while I turned
a moat unbecoming red.
The youngster thought abe'd waited
long enough for an answer. o aba
aid. "May I?"
I managed to aay yea, and two yeara
later we were and she waa. IL N.
A'o Being a Pin Cuihhn.
My most emlrr aaalng moment ee
furred while attending theater with
my frten.4.
It waa a pethetla arena whVh waa
beini enow a aa we nune In. and thai
utik-nre waa ao attentive that tha
eiishieat noise could be heard thraugb
vtil the theater.
We had Mat beea seated, when say
friend a rame4. Aa quk k aa a XlH
an ea turned oa me, a I turned ail
t.iior of the ralubuw.
While Ukmg ff my Hat. I had a
aeal mmaHr aivfe r bat rn la
ay triewd ,!. f wua.t be
areene4 -
TU Tnik WX Out
I im la Kva a with a w
ft ef towa a4 the beMre
,,, revetvra aa lavHam a
i aaer h aujht. I
, -si arw kwivtag erefH fa4
vu h M u tavtted T day
f the aae am4 aad I rw4 up
Ua wm ot ta aae aa elai4
ovrttufit tvM I fc4 eeeaiaeJ aay aaata
M be aa t ke tha
lMfM aay pi
f4 watt M thm aaa
M tha ataaee. Te waeteea b4
Mkaa aaea ! eieveata
w had r-'ed
NEW YORK. (Special Corra
pondage.) How you all coin
In' on, my good pupllaT Have
you learned your firm waek'a la,
os, aa I gave It to you last aunday?
Can you do with and faalllty now
those Drat four eierciaaa I gave you
then. Aa I explained, they are tha
flrat of a aet of twelve, planned by me
1th extreme thought and care, to
Involve in the dally borne gymnastic
work every muacla of the body.
Today I pteaent to yuu the second
group of four; next Punday the final
four will be disclosed. A they are
guaranteed to keep you young until
you are to, at least, they arewortb
lb effort, aren't they?
A I aald before, they are my own
aerclaae and thoae I have practiced
faithfully dally and flundsy for year.
I have yet to rckon with a doctor'
bill or to lay off work other than for
vacation purpose.
Maaries Thai Area.
And mine haa been no idle lift, I'll
tell you! If I had not adopted thr
youth preserver and worked fulfil,
fully at them, I doubt If I should to
able to accomplish all I have to do. I
do not believe I need go over again
with you the oopy book story of how
muscles atrophy when allowed to re
main Idle for any length of time. You
know that a well as I. You know
how they squeak and groan at the
intermittent attack of muscle energy
you put them to, proving thereby their
gradual deterioration.
And you know, too, that a muse!
ahould be In hap at all time and
every day to answer the call to work
without creak and groan.
And, a I related to you last Bun
day, 11,1 only by aome form of dally
effort that you may train your muscle
to do your Instant bidding.
Today I give exercise No. I, I, 1,
and designed to take care of the
waist, hi;, thighs, and upper part
of tho body, too, and all the muscle
thereof. You e these exercise are
neither difficult to learn nor difficult
to do and still tliay could not be Im
proved upon for your dally work.
Add these to what you haw been
doing the lust week, and you have
eight movements which will take you
lesa than ten minute to do. The en
tire course of twelve exerclaeo) take not
more than ten minute of your time,
with the erepotltlon adviaed.
Work Muat lie Consistent.
I found this way of taking a few
at a time and learning them well bet
ter than trying to accomplish then
'
- T. Knees straight; Jcet firmly on
ground; ticist trunk to right, at same
time extending arms sideward. Re
all on the flrat Uiason, And I know
you will, too.
Rut I want to emphasize again the
need of their daily application. Not by
spaamoldc attacks may you hope to
remalo young and peppy for year and
years. It has to be consistent, daily
work. But work, you will agree at
the end ot the flrat three week, may
hap earlier, it. la not. You will not
find It work. You will And It fun a
neceaaary form of amusement Ilk yrair
breakfast, for Instance. Lcaatwiae,
that'a how It worked with me., And I
could no more begin the day or carry
one through without my morning
prayer, " My Youth lreaorvera." than
I could go without my breakfast.
Bo, get the youth preserving habit.
And the habit will get you youth!
Do theae exercise first thing In the
morning and every morning! r'ollow
with a shower or a plunge or a oold
pong, whichever I yoar habit, and
aee what a useful, ambition, aa wail
aa youthful outlook on Ufa la yours.
Aa I promised but week, I shall give
you a few health rules to Inoorporate
In your syatem along with the oxer
elaea. Not many, aa I have found the
aim pier the larger the following, and
I have found that bygtenlo rule are
swnpl rules.
Daily Pre Air Qauta.
KUt. there la the daily order of
freah air. A W to that the night ouobt.
HlAop with the window pn. I can
not Imagine peopl living In lata age
who would neglect thta principle of
health, t opea them wide. If I were
ever furoed to eUp la a (taffy room I
should not get over it f daya. la the
taunting go through my eserrleee, as
many aa jet ae already learned,
and before aa ea window, eMhed
loner ly bat warmly.
Walk a OtOe a twa a day at leaat.
Weaihlag eastly and drinking In lae
out door a. Me tf yea are a heme
weaaea and aw bmmb walking arouad
tha aeoea, 11 4 aunVteal. Oet eat
antra for a ua twa a day. If a
buatawea raa, waih part way
Mlm beta ageia. aVientary week
era ar saoat pveae U atue e alret-ki.
but BT leoia l'tefv wtU d ff
theea what U kae tar ate, t a
wwk af Ut aatuM. loa. .
aiawi lha -'e at every eapattiiaiii
rata Ihaa ordettM Ue to
gal Maethtag fta Waih U Ike
water (eaat, W-l eiie d
mM: te yeae tea ae.klng-aa eJ
eaa N ta tha bay.
twtah wateff het let Ik a k
gteseaeaaavl Tkte w ts-e a
jr.! l
- YU ' . ..t,ir.-um V. . -
l li. () Attumt oood slixniino posi
tion: Vend trunk Inrufori until It I et
right onglti to leg$; tthal on down
uari mom; lark to poiillnn, inhaling,
I'.xhcuU $hulv, ktrp knrei straight,
and do not durk hrad on dovmonrd
move,
(b) Bend trltnk back slowly, inhal
ing on backward movement, at hating
aa you recover "position'' Do five
times each.
How many, many peopK confine the.U
water drinking to the water elameitl
In the food they eat To thl habit
of water drinking I attribute my free
dom from many ill to which flesh Is
heir. I drink water on arlalng, be
tween meala, and before retiring. HI
cover position, 'limn to U-ll, inhaling
on twist, exhaling on return to posi
tion. Do five times each.
glaase a day la my rule. I drink 11
often at meala, but never to wash
down food. At the beginning or the
end of tbe meal I drink water. I fin I
that. In moderate amounts, it I of as
sistance to digcitlon, for a certain
amount of fluid I nnoMiaary to mix
with the food and further movement
ot the stomach upon which digestion
depend largely.
Water keep the blood pressure and
the heart In normal condition. As a
lavage. It Is neceaaary to keep .clean
and free from Impurities the mnrnu
I Jlew ew. steraesal, bend
-etewd ed wM " sWetwaed hs
I ea set,' retee aa amd bmd
oaeewaew, row up 4
- Z.i iii i '
I'
h L
t. Ami ovmhfJti, fingrr$ eLup'd,
I,m4 fo right fiva tmt, thm t I' ft
fir timri. Krrp arntt rial to head;
kntri straight and f't firmly on
ground.
membrane lining the digestive eanaj
and the kidney. It clane tha
bowels. Mn ay of tha oons'lpaUoa
troubles so prevalent would be elim
inated if thia water drinking habit
veer more universal,
Hcfln Thl Today.
Th dally tubbing i another thing
I org most strongly a warm bath at
night and a quick shower or plung
In the morning following th exercise.
A couple of minutes',, good, vigorous
rubbing, and there you are, ready for
whatever trouble or Joy the day un
fold. I will not give you any mor rule
for byglenlo living today. Next week
I will give you a few on food and
how to eat them.
Hut begin today with fb freah air
and the wator treatment, and you will
Immediately proceed to pile up youth
proUa-iglng energy and at the same
time add a better note to your color, a
jloss to your hair, an Improvement In
our figure a genera! btauty improve
nent; And do "My Youth Preserver"
very morning, including Hunday.
BEAUTY ANSWERS.
JjOHRTTO-. MAMS AGE THE Zlr
ww with the palm of tha opposite
hand, and thus get tha grim loosened
and ready to be completely removed
by a camel's hair brush and soap and
hot water. Mr rub and rinae In cold
water and wipe dry. Then follow with
a fairly strong solution of peroxide of
hydrogen on a sponge or piece of ab
sorbent cotton. Ilpat this bleaching
process twice a day. Dome elbows
gather a kind of goose flesh about
them that la disfiguring, but the soap
and water treatment, followed by the
cold ablution will remedy that Mas
sage with a little cold cream at In
terval during tha day Just a fre
quently a you wish. Send a stamped,
addressed envelope for the little book
let on car of the hah that you want.
I will be happy to mall It to you,
JENNIE O-i THB MTJ8CMW OY
the waist and sides are by all odd tho
laciest ones. Tbs arm have to do a
certain amount of reaching and swing
ing and lifting and tha leg muscles are
kept going by the ordinary demands of
the day. The head Is moved around
and th neck muscles are stretched is
' tbe moving, but tbe corseted woman
pampers the waiat muscles sadly. That
la why fat begins to accumulate thoro
first. Let me sond you some good
waist exercises which I have In Illus
trated form, which you may do morn
ing and night, with reasonable hope of
keeping the waist free from adipose.
Head . s. a, pleas.
O. D.i BLEACHING THE HAIR8
on th arms with equal parts peroxide
and ammonia Is about the best thing I
can recommend. Having them re
moved by eleetrolysi would be expen
sive. Thl bleaching, if kept at con
tiisten tly, usually turn out quit sat
xfactorily. JENNIK: VEILS ARK NOT Sup
posed to be worn after I p. m. I ilka
the simpler patterns better myself.
There Is a veil with a pinkish cast over
a white fine mesh, sometimes dotted,
called a complexion veil, which is flat
tering. The large figured one are apt
to be dlatortlng In their effect.
lH five rtewt d steeWel f
feet tea eta' IM kg raratej
I araart ad rV' e aw,
a iMs at enhei .
WHAT'S WRONG WITH FARMING
TOLD BY FARMERS
By Frank Ridgwaf,
Thl is lag (Mrd of a sorUs of tet
ter writUm py tarvvms and printrd
In th "farm and Oardtm " depart,
mmt of this paper, prtuUm put
uhaf$ toreatg with faemtnof hot
all farmms arw vUUup to admit that
there Is anything partleularty wrong
tolfa foemMg, gome of tha farmers
try to sift out "vhats wrong vHth
f armors f "
The idea stoma to be graving among
farmers that their troubles or elosety
related to th opidomlo that has struck
Industry, that prosperity of th on
depend mor or pss upon th pros
perity ef th other, and th best thing
to do is to work hard and mat the
test of It.
farmers hoe teamed that mush of
their trouble ean be overcome by or-
gnnUdng and working out fnear prob
lems co-operatHrly, but they have
also found out that If they ara to suc
ceed they must continue to grot grain
and hay and hogs and entile as they
Aid belor organisations wre ever
thought of. Many are regarding or
ganisation and legislation a aid In
remoiAng obstacles and not remedies
that uAU our att of th farmers' diffi
culties. In his letter printed beUne ttaloh
Jlelm of Three livers, Mich) says It
I foolish for farmers to Imagine that
th work of an agrleultural bloe In
congress, a dirt farmer " on the fed
oral reserve board or fuggUng ef tariff
Will bring about a magical elimination
of aerieultural Ills.
MAKES INFLATED PRICKH,
"What's wrong with farming?"
Nothing. -
A few problsms,
of course, . need
solving, but com
paratlvety this an
swer holds good.
What, then, U
wrong with the
farmers? Tha
aome thing that
1 s wrong with
men I n ovary
other line of bust-
la th flret
place, agricultur
al prosperity I tuuH L. vklm.
not a thing apart from the prosper
ity of the country as a whole or any
other particular line, as manufacturing
or commerce. The condition of any
one directly affect that of ail othera
The trouble, therefore, I the inabil
ity or Bwtllfngnsss of all business
men, meaning a so fanners, to recog
nize the fact that " history repeats It
self" and profit thereby. Every school
boy who haa been shaken out of his
shoes for pulling tha hair Of the girl
in front of him when he should have
been learning the causes of the pan
ics' of 11, "11, and '3 should have
Doris Blake's
Answers to
Love Problems
Pangi of Jcalouff.
" Dear Miss Bloke: I have been go
ing with a girl for three years and I
havs grown to love her, out sne is oniy
II and I II. I know it would not be
right for ma to aak her to keep com
pany with roe.
"How can I escape being angry
when she goes out with some one else
and she won't get angry for tbe same
reason? O- A. P."
That's something you have to tight
out all by yourself, O. A. P. Jealousy
has pang for the youths In no position
to dictate, hasn't It?
.
Speak la H tm.
Dear Miss Blake: I was going wtth
a fellow for eight months and thought
I loved bun. Hut I found out I don't,
and stopped going with him. Do you
think it will be ail right if I speak to
htm and vlalt hla people? My mother
aaya no, but wa would Ilk your advice
Baa."
You would obligate yourself to tha
boy If yoa accepted hi Invitation ta
visit bis people. But there is no rea
son on earth why you ahould not speak
to him. That Is not kind.
.
Hasn't CommitleJ Himself.
DearMiaaBlaka: I am SO years of
age anal Juat noma ta this oouatry
few months ago. I am in love with a
young man a few years my acrvior who
gave ma a beautiful praenni betora
coming hare so that I would never for.
get him. Ila never aald he loved tna,
although ha took a great Inter est In me.
Do you think 1 may keep on hoping?
" I'aarutaao."
Yea. but (haa 1 would not pass up
any gaud opportuaillew ta make new
friends among tha men ou may meet
m
She Can't W.
Tear Mtsa Jtlaaei I am a girl af
tl a ad have beea going areuad with
a yeung aaa a thrva )as my senior.
He koa aevar aaeniiunea kva to aie.
A few daa ago I met an old sweet,
beau af ttuns with booi I kept (toady
aseapaay for ever ei incatlta, tie
wools ta eoene back. Caa yea aeTvtea
ta a hat la do? I'oarveaao."
I feat ywa think yea eaual aeckl
that bailer 0aa I, at tea saiaet
knew fcic a. aaa etfce year al4
gad heart when they ge rwnaacaeg.
Ht Serf Ht Mb.
Turns Haj rko. hava beea
getng aUk Bg (aaa fw taa last
yeara I ka ka a graal aaai.
lie aaM) le ti a fee aaa, but a aa
Ilka ba womI ta, giaea ha Maad taa
1Mb ba bt saara laieraeted ta ta eUb
ttea b a la ptaaaa aJvaa bm
tat la fl t 1
Taa Wwtto Wl'k laag eeof 'a,e
tit I that ae us It aaay
Mb a ae atvwtwee.
learned at least, by the time he Is old
snough to head a business, that every
period of over inflation and specula
tion Is followed by tha opposite ex
treme, y
E I pan Ion of business at Inflated
prices In order to grab the lion's share
of increased trade Is a quite frequent
nd highly probable road to bank
ruptcy. In the eame manner the pur
chase of land at 1340 and Hot per
acre on borrowed money berauae wheat
happened to he fl a bushel Is Just
as certain a road to ruin when the
Inevitable depression cornea before the
return of normal conditions.
Tha lamentable feature accompany
ing those "silk shirt orgies" I that
all men who have learned this lea
son snd are content to alt tight and
rotitlnue business at the old stand, al
though not so completely wuuipfd,
muat suffer along with thus who have
wrought the hnvoc.
To be sure, there srs some fur in
problem which sorely ncu'l attention,
sur-h as ifTklMit and eronomU'itl mar
keting, but to Imagine the work of an
agricultural bloc In eongresx, a "dirt
farmer" on the federal reserve board,
or Juggling the tariff will bring about
magical elimination of our ills is Just
as foolish as to Imagine that ucli pro
cedure Will change human nature,
which I th real cause of an economic
condition of such magnitude a thl
which confront ua t present,
lUr.rii L. Hr.i.ej,
A dtt thrmr4nl one ef tbe stiffen.
(CrraiJual ot lout !'' ., llilz.)
larae Hivera. Mlb.
, TAifJ TIIK FKKIGHT.
I have farmed more than fifty years,
and I can truthfully say that form
problems are many there are many
uncertainties. The no price problem
cut th deepest and la th greatest
tumbling block the producer hav
to contend with J1 over the country.
And every year there comes a lull
when thers is no market price on
grain, because the farmer must wait
till tha bunch in Chicago or some
other place figure out a aafs price on
the farmer produce.
On th other hand, th manufacturer
and all other Industrie mark th price
on their good before tbey are put on
the market. Now, then, if It is fair for
these people to put a fixed price on
their products It ought to be Just a
fair for th farmer to put or hav a
fixed pries on all his products; thl
price to be a price that shall be Just
as fair to the consumer as to the pro
ducer. And the pries at tha local market
ought to be the same the man In Da
kota should get Just as much for his
produce as the man In Maryland,
grade and quality considered. As it '
Is now, freight come out of most all
we have to sell, and If we buy a load
of something w also pay th freight
Right ticals of Prices.
I'll Just mention prices on a few farm
product that I U-Uev can be pro
duced on th following figures, and I
should be glad to farm on these prices,
but of course the price would have to
be figured out on the proper basis:
Wheat 2 cents per pound.
Is Marriage
On an Uncharted Sea.
Why do ao many marries' go
wrong? Because It bikrs two to make
a quarrel, and thr are two partners
In the buslnc.K of marriage. The un
derlying causes of happy marriages?
Th much exploited mutual under
standing and forbearance and the de
sire for harmony on tjio part of both'
the husband and the wife.
Marriage, like many another tlmt
worn institution, is fundamentally
right, but in many of Its practices,
basically wrong. Tbe old adage, " Mar
riages are mode In heaven," has riven
way to the truth, " Marriages are
mode In haste,"
Two persona met. He likes ths
color of her hair. Kbe likes the color
of his bank roll. After a few fast and
furious arrangements they enter into
ths state of matrimony, and not long
after he. In looking at his rocks, leams
ths truth of that adnge wh-n applied
to the connubial stale. He also barns
that the shade of hr tresses, which hs
ao admired, la a costly thing.
Hha finds him a far leas agreeable
breakfast companion, providing she is
one of the now almost extinct break
fast table wives. Ills talM of love and
adoration have turned Into tales of
himself and of his business. To both
cornea dlaillunlun.
Her beat friend is a much admired
dlvorooa, and aha be gins to wonder if
alimony and admiration are not synon
yraoue. He dure not remain away at
night. Ha dare not aak the bunch ta
the houae quite Informally as of yore.
He dare not remark about another
woman's beauty, nor her clothee, nor
anything pertaining to her, Ila begins
to wonder Just what thia talk of tbe
wonders of love la ail about.
How I Met My Better Half
A Queer KmJ af Sited.
fata fUtfurday I was Md by the bus
I waa ta have an afteraia off, an 1
Mat aa lime la Jitmyuig tola my rar
and beading for the emiatry. I aaa
thlaking what a beautiful place tha
country was. eeprtialiy al harveat
lime, abaa aa M-in l la a Aald aura. I
el my atteaUva. A luung wntitaa waa
stitlag urn a raw be' ad wmtiug
leaut aa fwa gala dkreeUy twatte
freea Where I iepiw4 the rar. Tk
earn was taaeUlag ail esa4 bnuia and
was as all tag ( I tat sale aa UfcMich
ho ble dfa4w a svllleg tbrtoisk it,
I ksat aa ttma la tiutihteg ea Ike
gala tNl aa4 aa they yma.d kkjth
I eeugkl Ike (til arwtod the !'. kail
a ka-aoee and kie, laaeVd ta a
a4 pie a I lut4 the iltw an
bw tee m aoll that I aweptad ker
dad attltailHa la muyote Iket etealeg
and W.awa t waa viullana bar ktatltef 4
Heed ave tkal eM euae attaeif
pa iaa after U. u- In tket a4
tsrtM taa aead ke rMiee4 Ikel
wm wwawa s pim tea un taai
' ariaeaaMa aad rte kawfe ea a beta ef
K-1 S cents pa pound,
barley-1 cents per pound.
Ppelta, ! cent per pouria.
Corn 1 rente per pawnd.
fiats 1 cents per pound,
Navy beana cent per pound.
I'otaU) 1 cent per pound,
Hay lit to 111 per ton.
Hoge snd rattle I to I rents
pound.
These are not get rich quirk price,
but I think would help fsim land
prices and also brace lip tbe farmer.
More people would want farina and the
consumer should not have to pay the
prohibitive prlc for hi eat.
P. C. I ItlCOKI.,
mhur. Mist
' ircm ns WIN' 01 T.
"What' wrong with farming?"
Juat at the preaeut lime low price
received for grain ahd live atnrlc pro
duced by (he farmer, roupli-d with high
prlcee of groceries, ugrtcullurnl Imple
ments, clothlnr, .'"'I the hundred snd
one other things the furuer naeda snd
u we would about cover everything
that's wrong with forming.
Any business msn, lawyer, clerk,
school teacher, county, state, or na
tional official, or any one else rmpolyed
In or out of the city al a aAlary of
l'!,0(it a year or more, who think a
farmer who produces wheat at II
cents to it a bushel, oats at It cents,
coin at Ui to to cents, hides at I rents,,
butter at 26 cents, wool at SO rents,
snd so on down ths tins. Is In clover,
had better exchange places with that
horny handed tiller of the soil, ,
Tsxes Too High,
I don't think any ons would hav la
look long to find a farmer who would
exchange with them most gladly. I
have heard fools maks the remark
that the farmer could make money
raising potatoes at 21 cents a bushel
I have lived on a farm ail my life, and
It's worth 26 cent a bushel to dig and
bury or put them In the cellar, 1st
alone raise them.
The trouble with fanning Is tha efty
vulture jump on ths farmer wtth
both feot when hs has anything ta sat
or buy, setting the price both waya,
Tliis could be prevented to a osrtaia
extent by ths organizing of eooperattws
buying and selling organization among
the farmers.
Another thing which Is a great taa
den to th farmer at present fat high
taxes. Taxes ara four times what they
should be in proportion to tha price
received for farm products.
Trim Wliolraale Prima.
Ths remedy: Raise tha prices paM
the farmer for hi products about thrao
times what they are now, or trim
wholesale and retail prices down aa
they will be on aa equal basis wttk
farm produce prices. Ths manufacture
er and retail dealers make from 11 to
100 per cent profit on every business
transaction. Why should they ask tha
form or to work for his health?
Let the farmer set his own prices
the same as ths manufsetsrere and re
tailors, and when they raise then
prices let th farmer raise the print
on hi products at ths same tuna.
Glenn W. Dunnino,
south Bold. lad General Delreers.
a Failure?
And at this stage of the great gam
of life a word a look la enough ta
produce the final wrench. The result,
ruined lives or a oucond trial with one
usually worse than tho first.
But until each party to tho contract
learns to consider marriage as a bust
ness snd, as such, givs it dus consid
eration; until each learns th necertlty
of cooperation, the ship of matrimony
will have, at best, aa uncharted sea to
travel R. M.
" Come On In."
Is marriage a failure? Well, now, I
dunno.
I embarked on the venture half a cea
tury ago.
It wasn't all smooth sailing, w both
realized.
And many's the time that wa duraed
near capsized;
But the mate wa a good one, and
launch, bless her heart;
In fair or 111 weather she did her trae
part
She sighted the rock many times front
afar,
And ateered U to safety, like a JoJrf
good tor,
Komeilrnea we met pirates oat est tha
high aeas;
Our anug little bark gave a wMa berth.
to these,
For the tide washes up wrecks of many
good shi
Who fool 'round with danger to spina
up their tripe.
The ocean of life la a mighty big piano.
And the lone eailor aura needa a wbeea
heap o' grace.
As a hardened old cruiser still sailing
lha brine,
I aay, " Come on In, folk, the water
1 one." M. ft.
bay, not sawing the row that had fol
lowed the bout, Whva the Jumped en?
be laattnl dim tly oa the row horg
and bad bung oa for deer life wku
tbe row was trying ta nvai met gat
ay. It la atleM to aay I aaa a trequai
via:or there efW that, aad befee e.
en mnniha bed laMnl Ike wttutg
Ul a tad ruag, J. p.
I'Uymg Mai Ueva.
I seal mt bailer half wkea I raa
aaar att day in axeaeser la tavaelV
ate in haw aafcikk pemilnuu
I woe .r sat kl lha tUne aad
aat a dtllshUul k-Htf pytUtg kaua
with Ik kaigktM smafl tUuikiae af
my aga After aat tag kltei a
ka stt r I peuerd aa4 et
raptrd a. Mf awtkat a etn4
, auwtkad ae t-SM at 4 kekt ae
uto ta aa4 Pmms) ttaea akai
Ivm4 a aaa tram II hot kaaargraMoA
Ttat dot M emt ear araae kmi Ikes
Ike he mm wii kaasa r-w ka
tu. say earty aaetkaar aad rMy
at aaa -. W, l
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