fJIE SUNDAY TEC: OMAHA, OCTOBER 1, 1922.
Married Life of Helen
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'l sitilhl ' I tin nor iiriIMirk War- nM t nM HI r.era4 tli !
rrn u( Ilia t tpntUnry of .'uiiu.rr r gir l,
I alwiwMMU. J Wl- j,i,n at particular! nt.
!'! , i ik I : at li4. hit'tena' frank remark
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'I u.i.iiili it j 'I'lmrty1 dintirr
! y iMaiy ha'i to near tlfir uMwst
m aorijr in ! that," rrl
IM Jlr n. -Mr. Curu wa lu Al-
iiii null lalklitf golf, th
luj naturally dnf.J tti
cM cljlha woiil have b'n
P' In in y lint," utiiuir .! Warrn.
"If Hit la suing to m a 'Truth' party,
we'll eixl In an all aroun tun."
"mux camtil comment may not be
tery anilil," chu'-kM Mr. Uteven,
"Now ll-nry, don't try lo muke
puna, I want you all lo take It ar
lousljr. 1 a at a VnndM' luncheon
lat Hi umntMy meeting of
our IViimana club. Tlva of u
at fha talila anJ ar hd moat In
teresting time,"
"Huh, you tot woman to loll
Ilia truth at a lunchen? Mnnt've Un
a prttjr ariappy fal. Why pay
3S tu ks for a rinantila st?" grin
rtd Warri-n. "Put ynu brmk up In a
general hair pulling?"
"Certainly not! Thra waa only
ima woman who had any feeling
Bhout It. Nw I want you all lo
road your plara car-Is; and remem
beryou're rot lo ba offendi'd at
any randl'l remark. We're to aay
aai-tly wlint wa think, and lo
annrr-r every question truthfully."
"I'll ba eflVlal MltrM of all flichts."
announcM Warren, glancing at his
plara caril a Mwharln verso on
"Candor."
"There'll not b any fight,' perslat.
ad Mra. Blevena. "Don't you think wa
ran atand tha plain truth for ona
avenlng?"
"I hitva ma Moota," Warran dla
patched hK moraol of caviar toaat.,
"I'll Ull tha truth about avarything;
xccjit my ana," volunteered Mra.
Ualton. 'Don't anybiy aek ma that."
"Very welt, anking agea la barred,"
derrard lr. Sttivi-n. "Anything ela
you want exempte-I before wa atart?''
"Don't k how I keep my figKer."
liegRed Mr. Bteveni, who waa bul
bounly atout. "That'a on aecret I
won't revoal."
"Now, don't try to facetloug.
Henry. We'ra not to ak tool quea-tlona-that
Un't tha Idea at all. It'a
mora to get a candid axpreaalon tin
worth whlla thlnga."
"For intnnco?"
"Well, at that luncheon ona woman
admitted aha never could read 6haka
iipear and aha loathed a Shake
aprarean play. How many of na would
ordinarily have the courage to admit
that?"
"Huh, I II go tier one better," War
ren crunched aalted almond. I'd
rather hear hand-organ than go to
grand opera." .
"Them'e my genttments," agreexl
Mr. Stevene with conviction.
"Now do try to be eerlous. The
Idea Is not to make startling state
ments but merely not to pose or ex
aggerate or say anything for effect
or just to be pollta or pleasant.
"Then we'd better say something
pleasant while we can." observed Mrs
Pulton. "Th s soup i delicious-. What
is It, anywi y?"
"Okra. You never get 1t liore. It's
from an old Creole recipe I got in
New Ordeans."
"Oh, yes, we had It at that famous
place where they have th noonday
breakfast," offered Helen eagerly.
"We go there every time we're in
New Orleans."
"Huh, you've never been to New
Orleans but twice," grumped Warren,
"Why say 'every time" to give the im
pression "that it's an annual Jaunt?"
Holen reddened and everyone laugh
ed "Oh, all women exaggerate,' pro
pitiated Mr. Stevens. "Emily piles It
on thick. Jerusalem, I'm awkward:"
as he spattered the table cloth in
carving. "Mrs. Dalton, did that splash
on you?'
"Oh, it doesn't matter," brushing at
the pi-ease spot on her light gown.
"Now, that's a lib you know It
does," reproved Mr. Stevens.
"Well, yes, I Just had this gown
cleaned." she admitted. "Put surely
one wouldn't advocate such unpleas
ant little truths."
"Wo sren't getting round to the
worth while tilings as we should! Now
st that luncheon Mrs. Millard brought
cut -some very interesting points."
"Mrs. Millard?" echoed Helen.
"1)0 you krow her?" Isn't she
charming?"
"Oh' yes. very."
"Hold on there, Wsrren fM!ht
.r up. "t heard you roasting her
the other day. What was It yon MM."
"I don't remember," prevartra
ton which was allowed to P. "Put
she has a wonderful voice,"
"And eh compoee too," r.thused
Mr Ftens. "She gave m on ct
hr songs the other dy folk- org.
Would you l'k to hear It after d:n
rer1 "
"No. lt d bor n stiff,"
"V h Warren'" tluhe1 TTln.
"T ni don't hv to sav horrid t,)na."
' If Mrs fUv. i wan t'l truth.
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"Her husMnd. Ja-'k Ml'irt, r't? .... . ., . .
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III AxUv. ., ! i Il k l JUt bf
"That's what I Hk about Madmne
Irene hrr thitiii don't g out jf
tyla, bl. doaigna them fir th Indi
tldual. Now Ibis gown I gut last
ir I always fl coinfortabl In II.
I Ilk this blouse effect, don't you?"
"fllnre we're telling the truth, I
can't any I do," waa Mrs. D.ilton's
retort
"Well, you're fn atout to wear
Ibat type tt gown. And lo be per
fectly frank, I think It's much too
youthful."
"h. yoti dot" gtaclaJly. Tosslbty
I'd look more youthful If I'd have my
fare lifted! I'ut I shouldn't car to
resort to such desperate methods."
"What do you mean?" aharply.
"Tou're not Insinuating "
"Why, yes, alnce you've been o
frank. Everyone knows you've had
your ffiee lifted end the line be
tween your eye filled In."
"What If I have? It'a much pre
ferabl to wrinkle and sagging
rheeke o I'd advise ynu to have It
don. And I might also recommend
the operation for double chin,"
with an arid glance at Mr. Steven'
overplump throat.
Helen, keeping a dlscret alienee,
held her breath. What further In
crimination would thla truthful war
fare elicit ?
Mrs. Dalton fairly exuded nlmoslty
and Mrs. Ftevens' face waa crlm
son with volcanic emotions.
Shall we hsv the coffee In here?"
after a militant sltence.
"In the front room," decided her
huhsand with, emphasis. "And we've
had enough of this candid stuff. It's
all off when we leave the tnhle. Thla
thing's been carried too far."
"Why I think It haa been most en
joyable," Insisted Mrs. Stevens.
"We've got Borne rery Illuminating
angles on our friends."
In the front room the atmosphere
was equally hostile. The conversation
was kept up with an effort. Kven Mr.
Stevens' unfailing good humor had
been taxed by the "candid" dinner.
"Well, I don't want to break up
the party," announced Warren, "but
I'm going to Philadelphia on that
early train, o we'll have to mosey
along."
"Yes, we'll have to go too," Mr.
Dalton rose abruptly.
Mr. Kteven made no effort to de
lay their departure.
"It waa such an Interesting Idea,"
effused Mrs. Dalton with acrid at
cabm. "I'm aura we all enjoyed It bo
much."
Outside, Warren declined Mr. Dal
ton' punctilious offer to take them
home in his ear.
"No, thanks, we'll walk, A little
air'll do us good after that Jam
boree." "Oh, what a ghastly evening!"
Helen sighed her relief as they turn
ed homeward through the shadowy,
desterted street.
"Why In Sam Hill did Ms.
StevenH spring that fool stunt?"
prowled Warren. "She might know
I I'd tnd in a row."
"Mi'H. Dalton is wild. She thought
no one knew slie'd had her face lifted.
But she shouldn't have said thut
about Mrs. Steven dressing too youth
fully."
"Jove, that waa a hot one she got In
about the double chin. Well, you were
foxy. For once you had sense enough
to keep your trap hut."
"I tried to, but I wa furious at Mrs.
Dalton for saying my love of antiques
was , a pose. Oh, here' my place
card."
Digging for her powder puff, Helen
dragged out the dainty tinted card
that had marked her place at the
table. Humorously she read it aloud:
" 'Truth is candor, and th
light shinea clear,
In hearts kept open, kindly
and sincere.' "
"Kindly'." Warren swatted a lamp
post with bis cane. "Wasn't much
that was kindly in that party. Won
der ' somebody didn't get beaned! I
was ready to duck if they got to
pitching the crockery."
. 'Pear, after this you shouldn't scold
me for telling an occasional fib. It's
certainly better than ruffling every
body with th truth."
"Maybe it is. We've had a dose of
it tonlpht enough to laet for some
time. Yrs, I guess you're right, Kit
ten. A few robust lies would've made
that dinner a d.-irn sight more com
fortable for everybody!"
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