This Is the Life,M
Says Absent Wife
Check From Haland he
Away Blnft Kcroncilu
tion h Probable.
When you've derided your tuts
htnd it 4 veritable "oil on"
And you've packed up and fled,
taking the baby with you
"Ain't it i grand and glnrious-ss-s
feeling" when hubby turni out to be
regular iuyr
-Amt It?" aks Mrs. Fred Work
ty of Akron, Ohio., wmho now re
idea tt Tenth and Pacific streets
h her baby. 6 month.
Mrs. Workey Irlt home a month
ago. Her husband Irarned the was
m Omaha and polite here yesterday
received a telegram a. king thrm to
learn if ahe in need.
She was about $.W) worth.
Flash I Juit like that Friend Hun
hand telegraphed the J 50 to relieve
her need.
-Now ain't he a grand fellow?"
Mr. Workey asked. "I'm thinking
aerioutly of going bark to him."
;
Man Kicks Bandit;,
Holdup Thwarted
It wit boon against a gun in ar
attempted daylight holdup near
Elm wood park yetterday afternoon,
and the hoot won.
"Put 'em up," commanded the
bandit at he leaped to a ear driven
by Keno 1'ierce, driver (or Cedar
Knoll Dairy company and pointed
a gun at him a Tierce approached
the park from the went at 2.
Fierce planted a hravy boot auin.t
the man'i jaw, knocking him off tl.e
machine. At the bandit fell be
rammed hit hand through the wim'.
thield and a resulting gash poured
blood along hit trail, which led to
a cornfield.
. Police combed the neighborhood,
but the fugitive escaped.
Public Schools Diamiea
Pupili a Mercury Soars
A majority of the public schools
closed either at noon or at 2 yester
day afternoon because of high tem
peratures. Some of the schools also permit
ted the pupils to go home Tuesday,
the opening day, when the ther
mometer soared. School authorities
said that after the mercury rises
above 90 degrees, principals are per
mitted to dismiss the children. , The
matter is optional, however.
Fund Campaign to Be Held
Here for Salvation Army
Campaign of the Salvation Army
home service fund in Iowa and Ne
braska will be held October 9 to 16.
Brig. William Andrews of Des
Mottles, division officer, will be in
Omaha today to make final plans
(or the campaign. The Nebraska
4UOta will be approximately $100.
nOO. it is believed, of which amount
Omaha probably wilt be asked to
raise 160,000.
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Ouulu Mm In Hv iu Fair
y Airplane Made? lift
At a Inline til tlmjli day at tin
Nebraska state Ur today, tour Oma
ha mm will ily to the capital city
in the hrllama sedan uionoiiUnN. Air
Mail 1'ilut V, I, Htpon will hop
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Record Bond Is
Required of Smith
Man Chared Willi Trrcling
Arizona Hank Must Put l'p
$73,000 for Freedom.
"The lieavieit-hondrd criminal of
record," is the tide acquired Tues
day by Alva E. .Smith, bank wreck
er. in Parker, Arir , when his bonds
were fixed at $7,H, according to
word received by Dave Dickinson,
secret service anent here.
Th's, added to the $35,000 bond
under v Inch Smith it held for return
to Ouihiia for trial next month for
passing forged Liberty bonds, nukes
the total $110,000.
"I know of no higher bonds in the
country for bank swindlers," said
Dickinton.
Arizona authorities oppose Smith's
extradition to Nebraska, but Dick
intoii said he presented a plan to
bring Ninth to trial hrre with the
understanding he would be returned
to Arizona officers if not convicted
in Omaha.
Smith recently attempted to escape
to Mexico.
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