THE OMAHA PF.E?
If FATOM. ACT) CARPEflTl il
How I Transformed Ruth Into a Beauty.
Federal Tests of
Cattle Gaining
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lJv ah ia on nd tha umi
Itlrt. can youT With but flva
waaka dlffaraoca btwarn the " hoina
If ducklluf " and tba bfauly? I
oiah yao micht aa bur In tha flah
that yon could fully appreciate what
transformation haa bn acoompllahnd
la thia rlrl who cam to ma flva
waeka MO downcant of expreaalon,
much underwclffht, mlnerably unhappy
becauaa aha believed aha waa the
bomelleat flrl In tha world. Ignorant
of beoomlnr dreaa and coiffure and
graceful eariiag:e, which further ac
centuated her unhappineaa, auper
aenattlva and melancholic.
Today I preannt her to you register
ing pbotorraphlcally a marveloui
chance, but my retrret la that I can
not portray for you her roey cheeka,
faer clear, fine akin, the rejuvenated
plrlt of happlneea from which the had
well nigh estranged herself by her
unfortunate belief thnt Rhe waa
doomed to hopelem oblivion becauaa of
bar look. I
Kvery Utile Hit Help.
A real cirlT Aa real aa you and I '
are folk of fleeh and blood! There were
but 109 pounda of her flva weeka ago.
Today aha carrlea fifteen addad pounds,
making a grand total of 124. Fifteen
pounda added In five weckf to what
you already have, meager though It
may be, mean something bealdea junt
a little bit more, doean't it? They
mean covering for a number of bonea
and a hiding place for numerous
angles, better health, a smile on the
Hps, and many other graces which I
shall enumerate later.
Tea, it waa just five weeks ago I
wms Introduced to Mlsa Ruth through a
pitiful letter from her to me signed
"Tha Uiihappieet Girl In the World."
Yesterday she told me she would write
me another just so she could sign It
"th happiest girl on earth," which
she now claims to be.
Before and After.
I will confide that Ruth O. Is not her
real name. But you appreciate why
she prefers to have her own withheld,
and I would not break confidence with
her after her faithful cooperation with
me in an experiment I have been want
ing to make for some time to prove
the wisdom of the old French adage
"there are no ugly women In the
world, only those who do not know
bow to be beautiful."
Her before and after photogrspha
bear mute testimony to a number of
things, don't they T What a girl can do
for herself If aha makes an Improve
ment In appearance a straight business
venture; what a smile on the lips will
da toward beautifying a woman, and
If I may be excused for no small
amount of pride n this particular ac
complishment, what a beauty editor
may do for an unhappy member of her
iu, that member willing to glv whole
Hearted cooperation,
Weeps for Joy.
rtrtionUts have repeatedly U-4 th
them of the ugly duckling weeping by
the fireside, lonely, beau les. young,
and pining for a I'rinra ( Nurimnu.
who does come to her quickly enough
ller she din-overs it waa ll pretty
inurlt a trick of dress uni buoyant
spirit, govJ hellh and a huppy es
press Ion.
Hut her In Miss Ruth yiu Hv the
truth that la not stranger hut mu.'h
batter than fiction. fr she is a rl
(ImK ant hlort.i gtt rnn.t
real r In fl'h than she was n wevks
af.t, aiih roal cl'f vn hr vhk, a
real smil on bee t. n4 so real a
tn her heart that !! r wl
ttsppmee when a rertaln him
he he always HVed lt,t hf sh
piu.!y beautiful" hs eih
ifrt Unt ht ett' h0 Hetvon
Wtli, M m ltus 4 1 fee H at
tay it
THi It I th ! ".
M4 titt
that bin o!ee. '!
and axtw d ''e. m Ju la !
leet, i.;,if.. at a la i,t
r Btealin4 th e'!
t m kI uue. r. t '!' M m
i 4 tt b te f
e.
metry and the graces of a former dayt
Or, on tha other band, one with so
great a dearth of poundage aa to ex
pos bones, knuckles, and psisful
anglesT Or on whose complexion la
eullow, blotched,' or blemished? Or she
w!o auddrnly awakess to a widening
chasm between her and th one who
sometime back promised to cherish
and to lova her, due perhaps to her
own carelessness about akin and dress,
teeth and hair? There la grief and
tragedy and romance and jealousy and
other elemental requirements of a fic
tion tale In many of these letter that
com to ma.
But bast of all I lev tha letter from
our Ruth signed " Tba Cnhsppleat Olrl
In the World " becauaa It brought her
to me and becauaa that meeting haa In
flva weeka' time) ao transformed tha
girl that I feel her accomplishment
will be an Inspiration to many an
other "discouraged one, and becauaa
they, too, may follow Ruth'a own atory
and profit Immeasurably thereby.
Again, because ah la young, and
youth has no right to b unhappy nor
to look, it,
Trier waa appeal ao direct, straight,,
and pathetic In her letter that I was
touched deeply and resolved at one
that through no fault ct mine would
eh retain that mental and physical at
titude toward life. This 1 what sh
wrote:
L'nhappieat Girl In tha World.
"Dear Miss Donnelly: Uiave read
your many article on beauty and what
you have dona to help people, I know
a girl who wrote you and you never
aaw aucb a change in her. But I don't
expect you can' do much for me. I
am so homely. I don't believe there
la a homllar girl In tha world. I am
ao unhappy t would just Ilk to run
away and hid wher I never would sea
anybody. '
" I am an orphan and I am 20 yeare
old. I never had a beau or what you
could call one. And all tha girls I
know have good Hmea, but I never do.
I just have to alt and listen to them
talking of parties and dances and fun.
I was taken along a couple of times,
but I would have been happier If I
had stayed borne, because the fellows
did not ask ma to dance, and never
would make a date with me. I have
overheard them calling me 'string
bean 1 and ' toothpick model,' and a
lot of other names like that,
"I just feel feck of living through
remarks some of these people pass. I
fael so blue when I sea tha other girls
going out all th time. I hav a good
disposition, but being homely and thin
holds me back and makes my Ufa mis
erable. I am a failure In life. I don't
have luck getting a job, either. Th
employer just looks at me and tells me
the place Is filled. If you could help me
put on some fat and become batter
looking I would be th happiest in
stead of
" Th Unhappleat Girl In th World."
REAL
IN ACCORDANCE . WITH
MAKCirS DREAM,
IT was my mtsfertun severs! year
to b In a hospital fur two
month. Tim passed slowly until
I made the acquaintance of another
patietit who proved to be more than
congenial aa tha dey passed by,
Amor her dally visitor w vn
hrdj eur caller was a charming
young girl who my frln4 xptaln4
i 4 t bee M t StFM
t a wwtmg a ame4 l lit
I I'M It 4 tiy lu'l l4l
Ik tie It UMwMt4 la taet ) 7
It aVe.epen"
V (S sea. wtth tr Aee1r
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" P. I bop you will answer my
letter with good newa."
Making Surrey .
' I aent her an answer, with tha re
quest that aha com to my office. Sh
came the following day.
tih wss thin, all right. Th dreaa
ahe wore and the hat accentuated th
fart.
Homely? I made a mental appraisal:
Particularly good eye.
Pretty good teeth. In need of a little 1
attention; easily enough remedied.
Hair good color, dark brown, but
bobbed with shears nowise concerned
bout aiding and abetting th cause of
beauty. Htraight Ilka an Indian'a,
brushed sharply back off a high fore
head, caught with a comb that waa
without decorative Intent, and hanging
straight over the ears, with a dip down
on Ita backward course, which was
. roost unbecoming. But th long slen
der neck n'd shapely head promised
well for future operation on a coiffura
bandied expertly. '
Complexion: Skin with slight and
easily remedied blemisea, but colorless.
Figure not ao good. Walka badly;
etanda badly; nervous awkwardnesa
about It, showing decidedly In tba car- .
rying of hands and feet Corrective
exercise, deep breathing, food to re
build, Instruction on grac and car
riageand that could be changed read
ily enough.
Expression: Discouraged, unhappy,
drawn down mouth comers, all regis-,
taring her hopeless attitude toward llf
In general. Easy to change that.
See Her Possibilities.
Clothes: Therein Ilea much of tha
discouragement,, if she but knew it.
Dull, dead black taffeta dress with
wrong lines for one so thin; hat with
upturned brim carrying on It upward
trend an exaggerated tilt to her nose.
Shoes -well, they could be Improved
upon. Feet quite good and ankle
neat.
" I paid M5 for this dress." sh told
me. "I don't know how to dress. I
always buy the wrong thing." Sh ,
confided ahe had some money sh
would gladly spend for tha right drees
and hat if I thought that would help
any.
Summarizing: Although a casual
observer may hav doubted her possi
bilities, I saw that wonderful things
could be done for the girl. So I ex
tracted a promise, eagerly given, that
she would put herself in my hand for
five weeks, at the end of which time I
could pretty safely guarantee her a
smiling, 1922, up to the minute model
Ruth. Certain forms of exercise not
strenuous were to be don dally; cer
tain foods to be eaten; certain dally
car of skin and hair and bands, and
then a final shopping trip, with no ex'"
travaganea to be Indulged, In, how
ever. Aa you see for yourself In the pic
tures, sh waa an apt pupil. Bha ac
quired a graceful walk, a well polaed
LOVE STORIES
troop In Franc at th tlm. From
his letters, little incident In his lif
that th mother related, and th In
terest other displayed In him It wss
star for m to imagln what an Ideal
sort of a rhap he must be. I'p to that
tlm his life had been apparently on
of caennr. He hsd given up school
early that he might work and mak
lif easier for hi mother and th
younger children,
After war waa declared h enllstsd
and wa sent almost at em to Franc,
Th ving from hi small monthly
check r divided equally between
hi mother and Margie, "the girl,"
Th whol family fairly rdiatd lev."
and lrt.ly Msigi seemed la be en
t? them It a she ha paid lha dn
lor fir tha operation when tr mother
wss pustitng how II rou.d be n..
pawl, , wtth the winner !' .t
eenl her and whka e h4 hoped
.m day t u In her wt hems la
th m uninh h rated fur '
th ynunger chilJre during th mailt
r s teai
tm am Ring aha burst tat eur ream
teaming A letter hd )u free
tv Ullieg kee k w h
pern 4 wasted t warty aa '
aa he ree t4 New Tr
And eaa bnagia, eaethee,"
::me4, 'y lt 'M I dreamt!
tA"v 'v .;.
(Mlahkla feet I
manner In addition ta her fifteen
pounda, a real honest to goodrTV rosy
complexion, a winning expression, and
a number of other assets, all of which
I shall reveal to you In a aeries begin
ning next Hundsy on "How 1 Trans
formed Kuth Into a Beauty."
Anrwtti fa Btmuly Queries.
DISGUSTED: THEN I WOL'LD.VT
try ao hard a diet. Oo at It easily.
In fact, I think It an excellent ida to
begin by shaving off at avery meal.
eating th same thlnga you have been,
which seem to tick I your palat so.
but one-third leas quantity. Then re
dura to one-half the quantity, and If
you survlv that and still hav pounda
to spare, go on tli rigid fast.
EL IE DE R.! RHUBARB 18 AN
excellent spring food. There Is a great
deal of Iron In rhubarb. People do not
cat enough of It. Besta, too, are health
ful for the sams reason. In fact, any
aprlng fruit and vegetable may be con
sumed In generous proportions with
tha knowledge that It la going to pro-
due a better complexion and dJgeatlv
system. Foods, indeed, have every
thing to do with your general health,
alnca digestion Ills and constipation are
th baa of 75 per cent of th Ilia of
th world.
HEIJIN: UHE SPmiTS OF CAM-
phor for th hands. Th formula, you
refer to la equal parts of the cam
phor and glycerin. It will work won
ders. Rub It Into the skin thoroughly
befor retiring. It I both softening
and whitening. Tie careful to dry your
band well after washing. Not doing so
causes chapped hands.
L. II.: LEMON JUICB IS GOOD
for whitening the skin of tha neck;
But, dear, you must not expect re
sult Immediately. Apply the lemon
a thick elice r bed over th neck
at night before retiring, and allow it
to dry on. t would certainly advise
agalnat tha peroxide bleach.
VIDA: THE WHITEHEADS MAT
be eaally removed by pricking tha
cover with a sterile needle, and press
ing out the contents. They do not
recur as persistently as blackheads,
and the local care of the skin will pre
vent further trouble.
FATTY: FOR WHAT IS CALLED
tha "old lady slump" between your
shoulder blade I have some perfectly
good exercises that will rid you of It
quickly. Bend a., a. a. In th mean
time, learn to atand correctly and alt
and walk with body erect.
OOSSIK: TOU CAN SOFTEN
hard water by using the following:
Put, one pound of bran Into a muslin
bag, place In four quart of water, and
boll for fifteen minutes. Add enough
of the bran water to tha bath water to
make It milky.
that h fell In lov with a nurs and
never married m at all!"
Both laughed at th Impossibility of
such a situation and began at one to
mak plans for the futur.
In due Itm lt..b arrived In New Tork.
but wrote that hs was being sent to a
hospital In the east to lake treatment
for romninl.iii deafness, Th mltrut
h could leave h would be home, and
then .
Tw week pasned, full of aruMy on
hi part to be with tha Umily and
Mersle Then earn a week with no
pw-nuihr, and then th blow) II
ram horn bringing a bud with him,
nurs n hsd met t th hospital.
Margie truohed. My heart
went out t. her, Perhaps In brl'l
tleene. .,n un ihv. for sh
ml into a hi.in n:i4 with rrnt-
Bient Instead of uv.
tt h4 ft'"! ..I. ins niiltier tuld
me, snl h4 furll'led hlinaelf with u.H
a well f resert that quettiun and
ipaiini aeerued mpMiki. only
etir Ml he broken t, h n.
plained. n4 then tiM.iim, ' i ntuiBj.
ee, why a inl ihty let en em
iriait hn "
I haa ftn .ie4-4 whether th
iir ee XI. , a Ks i'e. Mitth
thought u thai dfe
entieis are gaining control and hilling
them as rapidly aa e'ate and federal
fund can Us appreprlated to carry
tha tasting work. No vicioue eeraped
onUt wa ever feared more than I
this destructive mfc-roba. !alrymn,
veterinarians, and the general public
ar member of th poea that la out
a erdl't I ubrruln.
1 1, Herd en (ieverwnent I Jt.
ftelomen are realKlng that tha
ea!u of their hsrde la greatly la-
rreeeed by th removal of Infected ant-
Riala. farmers ran no longer ignore
the Imparlance of having Iheir herds
teeter! (rid put on I he government a ac
credited i. Most dalrmn know
this, but they ar divided Into two
classes. One grup wants o rlran up
Its herds and ci.'.perste with rjnVIe S
In avery way; tha other e'lhmlt to
the teet to help the eal i4 (tix k.
Interefafe shipping la, compelling
farmers to teat cattle tiefure shipment
out of the e'ate and reieatlng by th
new owner wl'hln aisfy days, hsv hsd
mm h lo do In lntretli,g farmers in
the federal government s accredited
herd plan. There la no restriction on
Interstate traffic In rattle wher Ihe
owners are on the crrr(flted herd list.
Kvldenne of th farmer' Interest In
radicating tulrculrMia la shown In
recent summary of tha government's
ork In rofipera'lon with forty seven
fs'e. Approximately It. 000 herd,
representing 221, J7 rattle, are on the
accredited Hat, which mesne they are
free from luberrul'-ela. Mors Impor
tant than this la the fact that 2,241.
171 nan la ar now under government
supervision, In th pnre of being
accredited, There would h more on
the Hat If fund wir available toe-arry
on th t eating and pay Indemnities,
Interest In Test Increasing.
Tha report ahowing that there are
about TOO Illinois herd owners with
nearly H.000 rattle wsltlng 10 be tested
Indicates that dairymen are mii'h In-
MY MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT
The One Track Menu.
A f'-w month ago while traveling
rlth my huaband In tha south wa
dined with friend. Although I do not
like oyatera, I managed to consume tha
oyster aoup which wa th main part
of th meal without appearing to be
diasaUafled with th menu. Tha reat
of th crowd praised the soup highly, i
I-aat week, while w were visiting
my aunt, thee frlenda of her invited
my husband and myself to dinner. Just
before th maid announced dinner I
happened to remark that it waa a pun
ishment for me to rat oysters and I did
hop that aha had not been the martyr
that I waa when our huabanda had bean
o lavish In th praise of that oyster
aoup for which that southern restau
rant waa fomou.
My h.)ste said nothing, but tha
queer expression- on her far wa ex
plained when the maid brought in
oyster cock lid la, then oyster aoup, and
later large fried oyster with the third
course, As the woman had no sense
of humor and wor a distressed look
all through th meal, which f,?r ma eon-
alated principally of potatnee, aalad,
and deaaert, I had no opportunity to
make light of It J. II.
Thit It a Sad Tale.
That thl Incident happened neither
last year nor the yer before you may
know from th fact that at that tlm
It waa th proper thing for th girl
of th upper clause at high school to
wear their skirt to their ankle. I
wss lamentably out of the mode until
the day I made my first public appear
If I the Deadly Monotony.
When you were tired of chool yoti
probably played hookey for a day, and
had a great tlm all by youraelf. Even
If you didn't play hookey there wer
vacation sprinkled through the whol
year.
There are few jobs that do not offer
om kind of a vacation through th
year, and if they don't you wilt usually
find soma way to take on. Why? Be
cause a vacation la good for you, give
you new life and pep la different from
the usual treadmill of things.
Married folka need a vacation from
each other avery once In a while.
That First
BITTERNESS OF DISILLUSION.
IT la a weeping shams when one be
comes ao eaJloua that one la willing
to retail one'a shattered In fun t ro
mance for a bit of cold cash. Mow-
ever, U faut da I'argent, which In
this rase means, the rent's due again.
While I wa a sophomore In high
school young man cam to our town
to conduct a sane of saniisti
server in th church of whiuh id
a etur 11 ws a must beautiful
rouitg man -1 ue th adjective ad
vta.iiy ilh Ihe cnp turta ef an
Apll and th Uiigulatung lulx and
it.eliin eye lea ertheiii, in fi t - vf
lt.MU4. Kvery fernal In too a be
tween th l(t f II and M wa
pmniptly eaei.ej ty h of re
tlguiu livr, r4 tunihitd pell null
r H ether la their neme.
T velnt, natural)?. ite4 at
ur bane and I became the envv of
very irl in . luw. ian e.'n!4 ! I
hat shavteg soap eur iM um1, hew
risMng ha Invked In hi hlr
:eee. set jhehee M ltk4 hie
bard ft fur druattsl tel4 4
that UM aa hr an4 a r. I rts
tr.XTKT Of i't;r.l'ltHM-TliV too H lre riru rAtikea anal
rr qmiU )utl paOed row aa old Aiey' lar rj0 aiewg fM
ti all to rool; i4 lAey are rsu srs need let . J. lpte recewl Ust
wukI l M'tfcontl ttoliun to thorn ou preiwa af eattaj tmfiium
ffrovlh. Trut vm la rlyl ui 14 fwra d grrew elmr; trio w le-ff
receiied corn, rioter, and Him mtik. tvffgt wtl l torn f
rrtprrliiflu, i gramt a fnO jfriin. Att rhUht ur of aaCra,
poultry rpe my earn and rlm rr or u Aeal ad clover r sol eVIcteM
In rnrrov, mineral, or vltnminri, but Iht mUlw Is aof e foo4 a ira
re Ilk is added.
ferreted In tha plan. There are three
times as many on tha waiting list in
.New York, and 1171:0 In Michigan.
Tha Intereet In testing has become so
general and the demand ao greet that
11, M. I'svideon, director of sericulture,
and V. A. Laird, atats veterinarian,
recently found It necreeery lo call
conference of fat mere and veterl
narlana In Illinois lo decide upon the
lies! method of carrying on Ihe Ireling.
Ir, I.elr'1 orX'ed tha ares plan. The
conference spirmed of it and recom
mended thst Ihe appropriations for In
demnities of slate and f'd-rl govern,
menu be divided, three fourth to be
used snvng th countu s testing on th
area bast nd on fourth for general
testing work.
Waller Faroes Area I'lsn,
Flva coijnllea-K.dgar. Montgomery,
McLean, Tsrwell, and Woodford
now on Id county unit basis, and K
or mot other will start tfi work
after July I, when tha federal appro
priation becomea available. After that
data tha federal government will hav
ance befor the entb" school ssnembly
to show my skill In public speaking.
Tfiiit ws to be a great day for m,
and to relubnit It properly I wss to
wear my first long skirt.
Ths day arrived, the hour drew
near, the minute loomed. Mine were th
parched mouth and the shaking knees,
but I felt If those helpless knees would
only carry ms past the end of the plt
form and up three tep th wort
would be over. I would s'snd fees t'
far with th whol throng. Then,
with my mouth once opened and th
first word over, ll would be well. In
that trying approach th skirt alon
would austaln m. It would be my one
comfort It wa new; It wa loud; it
ws long.
It alone pried me from my seat,
bore me up th long aisle. I could
hear whispered comment of, approve!
and admiration. That skirt steadied
my shaking knees, lightened my link
ing heart. It lifted m up the first
two steps of the rostrum Into full view
of the walling throng, and there It be
trayed me, Its unaccustomed length
got under my fret on the top step, I
tumbled, ploughed forward, and fared
my aatonlshed audience on all foura,
like an excited dog plunging suddenly
from hi kennel. Curtain. Kmsik.
A Woman of Determination.
My moment of greatest embarrass
ment csme on my wedding day. Th
ceremony hod been carefully planned,
and I knew wher everyon ws to
atand.
A I descended tha stair to th
trains of the wedding march, I found,
to my surprise, that the minister had
5 Marriage a Failure?
Each need to meet people, hav good
times, and go through experiences that
the other does not shire. From my
own case and those I gee around m
very day, I know It Is th deadly
monotony after the first year that
breeds so much discontent. What could
be worse than to bo forever in th
company of some one whose friends,
thoughts, hubitn, and doings sre juaj
as familiar as one's own? Thers Is
nothing to talk about.
I know one couple that has stayed
happy and contented through a long
life together. They both sny It Is be
cause of a plan they worked out, when
both conferred to each other a dread
of marrlaee. They agreed that one
night a week they would do just eg.
Love Affair
had told tha crowd of the young man'a
preference for a certain Uioth powder
he waa completely sold out of that
commodity.
But, ilackadayl Our hero caught
tha flu. For five daya ha tneaed fever
ishly on ths guest room bed while my
good mother plastered and doctored
and fed him; and I, my heart In my
throat with anguish and dread,
kept rigorously away from his room.
But un ths sixth day I was allowed to
t carry his supper Iray lo him. Trem
blingly I fluffed up my hair, dunned
my prettiest middy, and ravaged y
pansy bed ef Ita choicest bloom tar
the dear Invalid
I rapped gently upon bla door. I
entered, And once again 1 Mked
Un that beloved cnintetime. Then
I hastily set (be tray down ami rk'ted
my eta, vein! trying nt to sea what
I had seen. Something seemed in have
gun wr.ing 4th lh belnved mum
pane. I kimw of nothing tshkh
tract mr fr,,i the rvitianiie acinar
am of a tnn than a flv days' guwth
nl heard and la a blue woolen mi. k
arniul Ihe IhrvMt, The erslahile Itonieo
had fcvth. AIM he enitrted ,lte I
tuilvt My hern' Hi, ii (Tin,,-. 'i4 h,
war a ltihtahtrtt Nut dtiiair
pair of ai;kf'i4 -)maa, but a
riiahlahlrt. a hiUautta ull) ana with
hri.es spluii haa' And lh -e, of lha
lty ei.ieii fi. tha a He p'thta
plaaief t Ma manty bTi well i
er"a'4 we'
Well, that aH. I never eet. hi
favwii luvtk wdr in
n m r.
ll.7r.o0 set il4 to pay Indemnities
and t0,009 for operating epnaaa.
llllmii haa an appropriation af morj
than I2o0,09 f indemnitie. Th
government will py 121 for grade
and t for pur brede If Ihey are eoa
demned.
Pure llrcd Hog Payt
for Iter Ownrr'i lhm
lli.ga hsve been fa moo a a anort
gage llftera for many year Ncea
they are becoming prominent aa ham
builders, "The House that Ke
limit" 1 th most recent addition l
hogdnrn' hll of fame. flo, a Po
land China ow, la queen on an Okla
homa ranch a a rewilt of her eon
trlbutlon. (h wa a mere pig when
brought to M. A. Hhuler' farm near
Lekamp, Okla., five year ago. With
in flv year her owner ha aold
16,270 worth of her progeny, and (till
has seven fin pig left. Flv thou
sand dollars of this money wa used la
psy for "Th Houe That Roaa Built"
arranged th wedding group In dif
ferent way.
Just aa I reached my plac I Inter
rupted hi opening word by exclaim
ing, "O, thl len t how w should
tsndr
Now my husbsnd ha a hard tlm
convincing our friend that h Isn't
henpecked. O. C. 1.
She Forgo Her tell,
Although l am but 11 year old, I
have experienced a most mbrraa!nf
moment. On day I wa called upon
to read history,- All went moothly
until I cam to th " Star Bpangld
Banner."
I got to "Whoa tr(p and bright
tar through th perilous flight",
when I heard loud laughter.
I (topped and cam to myslf. I
found I was singing Instead of recit
ing, I hurriedly got through and went
to my seat, B, B,
i
Too Late I Ta Late I
I wa at dinner at th horn of a.
friend and, desiring to ntertoin, I told
a story tru about ft woman wh
bad brought her husband to court for
nonsupport
Th worthy husband' defens wag
that ha waa a aecond lieutenant in' th
army, on special service, and couldn't
afford to support himself, not to mis
tlon a wife,
And then It dawned on m mln
host wa aecond lieutenant on pelal
servlc and hi wife was working U
help the family budget.
On of those heavy aHencei followed.
W. X.
actly they chose. Th wlf never
asked him wher h went or what b
did, and he never asked her.
After tha children cam they took
different nights, but kept it up Just th
ame, Lctur, play, movi, visit wttH
friend, a new book Anything they
wanted to do oiled that evening, Tb
other they had together, but thl on
Rave a little touch of mystery, and
they had lot of fun about it. Thoee
nlKhta wer absolute vacation, amail
ones, but they wr all that waa needed
to break that feeling of being chained.
There 1 no coupl that can't flgur
out some sort of a vacation Idea. And
the beat and queerest part of It 1 that
no matter how much you want to ft
away from everything, you ar usu
ally Just glad that ther 1 n end
to th vacation. B, L.
"With Alt Her Fault
When I come horn and And Miy
haa been houseuleanlng my roiled top
desk, arranged all my Junk in neat
tlera, and burned aome greasy paper
I eapeclully prised, I wonder If mar.
rlag Is worth whll.
And when I say to Mary, Where'
my pip, that old on I alway liked?"
and aha answers, "That awful black
thing?" "Tea" "The on that smells
so perfectly horrible?" welt, 1 knew
h ha made away with It and I
sigh for bachelor day.
When I retail the purple xvk
ua4 ta wear and lh plaid tie and
green hat bands, whlrh I gv up for
Mary sake, half with I'd take
Harry Jon.' advice and auyed elngl.
And thl morning whan I got ready
ta ahsv and found my len raeer
Hal waa dull and Mary auggeaiad
I he I there must be a uf.i. hi. i.
r..un4 aont pi., e.aue aha had
ripjien aeina aim II teeletday, why
f a few minute vgUely win4rd
what Id ert in Mrv that e.nleg
thl vr bn aha ia,s ur4er
tha rue arbur kwhing up t aia m)h
lh seeeleal amila In ih ,14 atsegt
thn aha give i Iwlap,
And I II l.ll yi akti,
huma I a eeey ratata, a4 a .4
pr. t a wir h 1 aiww, j,,,
4 eheerful at.4 Usm, ks avee Mas
fteta ee eeeepleaea, , tma
I re all te-a, t ,M
rata, eaa a , mMk ltt.,f
tar I arrl Mary, f, T