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    HIE SUNDAY BEE: OMAHA, JULY 9. WZ
Students Back Three Western Conference Grid Coaches
Size of Squads
for Spring Drill
1 t'
Shows Interest
Bill Spauldinp, Glen Tlii
Ucthwaite and Jumpy IMu lan
Are New Mentor Wlnine
Trams Will He Watcluil
in "Uig Ten."
i .
By WALTER ECKERSALL.
During the lull in college anil um.
vfniijr athletic activities cus. hy
the vacation
period those intrr
rued in football
are already layimt
plain for the full
campaign and
peculation is rite
ai to the probable
contender for the
tection.il title's.
AlthouKh early
to comment on the
great college
garhe, football was
one of the main
topics of conversa
tion at recent sec
tional intercolle
LX!TN
THUTLatnWAITI,
giate track and
field games, not to
it- r.t'on ttie i,;...k nal, when men from
all sretinns of the-country who are
identified with athletics congregated
in Chicago.
During; the spring satisfaction was
expressed from all quarters over the
work of the three "hew coaches in the
western conference. Presence of these
mentors will undoubtedly add more
interest to the games because the
other coaches have little or no idea
of the style of game to be used by
the men who have stepped into the
big league.
Satiafied at Minnesota.
At Minnesota, where Dr. Harry L.
Williams coached for so many years,
alumni and undergraduates are sat
isfied with the progress made by Bill
Spautding, who learned his football
at Wabash and afterward coached at
Kalamazoo Normal of Michigan. It
does not necessarily follow that a
successful coach mtist have been a
great player or been a member of
one of the country's leading elevens.
Some of onr best football mentors
are those who were not stars in their
pitying days.
In Minnesota, Spaulding's work has
'. been watched by critical persons, fans
who at first wanted to belittle Bill's
ability to turn out teams which will
make better showings than those of
recent years. As Spaulding began to
accomplish things all of Gopherdom
hopped into t"he band wagon, with the
result Minnesota will make a great
effort to regain the place it held in
western football when Johnny Mc
Govern, Batson, Wyman, Rosenwald,
Marshall, and others were members
of the teams.
Glen Thistlethwaite, who left Oak
Park High school, near Chicago, to
take over the football job at North
western, has also received the support
of alumni and students of the Purple
institution during the time he was di
recting the spring practice. The play
ers seemed to grasp his ideas intelli
gently, and they displayed more de
termination than has been seen for
years at Evenston.
Is Thorough Instructor.
The new Purple coach is a thorough
instructor. He knows a. lot of foot
ball, and as his contract calls for five
years he can be relied upon to de
velop a team which will be a credit
to the institution inside of this time.
Large crowds turned -out to watch
the daily workouts, one of the surest
signs the undergarduate body is back
of the ne mentor.
James Phelan, who learned his
football at Notre Dame, soon won
the support of students at Purdue.
Phelan previously coached at Mis
souri, where he had more than ever
age success. Like most players de
veloped at Notre Dame, Phelan has
taught his men how to charge, block,
and tackle. This only can be accom
plished by long drills at tne tacKiing
dummy and charging machine. At
the close of the spring session the
Purdue squad was divided into skele
ton teams and they trotted through
v signals at a lively clip. The men
handled the ball in an accomplished
manner, and on the whole Coach Phe
lan has frequently stated he is more
satisfied with the practice than 'any
spring work he has ever directed.
Fans in the middle west are look
ing forward to some great struggles
in which Minnesota, Northwestern,
and Pudue will be contestants. Show
ings of these teams will be watched
with interest because of the new men
who nave been engaged to direct
-tiir fnrtnns. The three teams will
play the usual contests, most of which
will be with squads which have been
on the schedules for years.
Ohio teHDecacate Stadium.
' Micnigan will journey iu v-uiuiuuuoj
r i . 'it : . n i . mKit, i
to help Omio btate dedicate tne mam
moth stadium, while Princeton will
tome out of the east to try to avenge
the detearoy cnicago last year. iowa,
the 1921 Big Ten champion, will go
fist to meet iaie, wmic nunc xa.m.
will take its. annual pilgrimage to
' West Point to meet the Army. Kan
sas, developed bv Potsy Clark, lormer
Illinois back, will also play the Army.
Michigan will assist in tne dedication
of a stadium at Nashville, where Van
derbilt university is located.
AH in all, it looks like another big
football year, and coaches are plan
ning for the practice campaign and
' opening struggles.
Alexander Gets $1.10 Per
Day in Wheat Field
Grover Alexander says he lost six
or seven pounds during a game he
pitched at New York recently. "But
hot weather doesn't bother me," he
said. "I always Could work when
other pitchers had trouble on sizzling
days. My early training helped. Un
der a blaring Nebraska sun I used to
follow a reaper for $1.10 a day.
.. "But during those long ago times
there's .one experience I'll never for
' get. It was just before the Fourth
,of July, and I wanted to earn a little
' money to spend. I planted corn all
day for a rich farmer and he gave me
,i dimetbat night
Lynch Picked
to Beat Buff
Champion Not at Strong ai
When He Won Title
Former Champ on Ledge.
New York, July 8. - (Special)
lUnuimveiglit Champion Johnny
Huff will be next to defend his
laureU. Buff, inactive for seven
months, will take on his rival, loe
Lynch, of this city in a titular affair
at the rjyckman
"va on July 10,
The bout it sched
uled for 15 rounds
M a .decision.
f'.uff will have
a hard task (ac
ing him in Lynch.
Johnny is not at
strong as lie was
a year ago. A
recent ope ration
has weakened the
skeetcrite consid
erably and he is
having a hard time
getting in form
again.
Lynch is as spry
and cunning as he
JOHNNY Birr.
Bantam ehamplca.
was the night he dethroned Pete
Harman for .the title. Toe showed
the night
remarkable improvement in his physi
cal condition in a sensational scrap
with Midgret Smith at Madison Square
Garden a few months ago. Lynch
belted Smith at will and had the
blond mauler reeling in the final ses
sion.
Fans are saying that Lvnch wi
beat Buff. They are convinced the
popular westsider will 'give Buff a
sound thrashing. Lynch himself is
certain he can regain the title and
has little fear of Buff. Whoever
wins the bout will have to face Pete
Herman again, as Pete is anxiously
waiting for a cha.nce to regain the
championship.
Ray Watson Candidate
for Irish Team
Travers Island, the summer home
of the New York A. C, has been se
lected as the scene of the final track
and field tryouts for the Irish race
games. The day selected is Friday
afternoon, July 14, and for the con
venience of athletes and officials, the
events will not be started until 4:30
o'clock.
Ray Watson of the Kansas City
A. C. conqueror of Toie Rav. holder
of many world's records and national
championship title, is the latest ath
lete to make known the fact that he
is a candidate for the Irish team.
Watson has beaten Ray three times
in the last four races.
Walter Higgins of Columbia, the
intercollegiate two-mile champion,
has also announced his intention of
tryi.ig for the team. The distance
race on the program above the mile
is a four-mije race, and 'these two
college stars will try out in that
event.
Bezdek Favors Change
in Football Rules
Hugo Bezdek, coach of the Penn
State football eleven, which was con
ceded the title of eastern champions
at the close of the last season, has
come forward with a new idea re
garding rule changes. In the opin
ion of the mentor of the Nittany
Lions, the present rules should be
changed to permit of four downs
regardless of time when within the
10-yard zone.
''When a team has brought the
ball to within scoring distance," says
Bezdek, "there ought to be a rule
which will give him the right to
make four trials for a touchdown
without the clanger of the calling of
time depriving them of the chance to
score."
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TEE,FAIR$&y
.Somewhere I read just the other
day a new comparison of the golf
swing, having to do with its .relation
to the billiard stroke. I cannot re
call who made the comparison, but it
is so good that I want to repeat it
for my readers. He spoke of the
crescendo of the billiard shot. By
this he meant the action of the cue
from the start of its stroke to the
finish. I had never known it before,
but the billiard stroke is much like
the golf strode. Its crescendo means
that the cue tip starts easily and then
gains in speed until the billiard ball
has been struck, after which the tip
of the cue passes right on through
the ball. I was so struck by this
that I went into the billiard room at
my club and watched some expert
cueists. The good billiardists do use
this crescendo. The golf swing is
identically the same. You must start
the clubhead easily, at the top of the
swing, then increase its speed, with
out jerking, until the clubhead strikes
and passes through the ball. Imagine
what would happen if the billiardist
gave his cue a sudden jerk just be
fore striking his ball with it!
While I apt On the subject I might
make note of some' points I have
found it well to brush up 'on during
my practice this spring. For instance:
Do not go through with the club
and arms on the same line; nor go
through with the arms and clubhead
bent immediately after you hit the
ball; that is, do not pull your club
up quickly and sharply after the ball
is hit, for you will probably get a
wabbly flight; also this sort of a slap
is hard to judge. Slap the clubface
against the ball all right, but keep
your arm and club on a straight line
for about three feet and then draw
it back with the body in a bent arm
and club position. You will be sure
to do this if you brace your left knee
as you should.
This method of following through
worked fine for me, but I discovered
a tendency Vo leave out the quick,
snappy siap at the imp-act and to
start the straight arm and straight
Fred iHIaimey, Fommr OmaHia Buffalo,
Mow Regnaiaip Mmlbeir f Detroit igeira
Ameirkaini League Baseball Club
v .-stw- j as. ai f v " v. rue game r st.h m
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ETKOIT, MICH., July 8.-
(bpecial.) Last spring when
young man Hanev blew into
the training camp of the Detroit
Tigers at Augusta, Ga., he discovered
there were about 1 1 candidates for in
field positions. Haney figured only
four could be regulars and as there
were four vets in camp he couldn't
see much chance for a rookie to land
a regular berth or, even a job.
Now, young man Haney is an in-fielder-and
can play every oosition on
the inner line of defense with con
siderable skill and much guste.
Haney is a hustling ball player, one
of the fighting sort, so when he saw
the conditions which existed at train
ing camp he didn't curl up and quit
but immediately began a campaign
to get somewhere. Fred Haney be
gan hitting his way to a job, he kept
at it in training camp practice, iu ex
hibition games and after the regular
season opened and hasn't quit hitting
them out yet and the Glorious
Georges Carpentier Ready to
Meet Harry Greb for Light-
Heavyweight
Omaha B I,al Wire.
(Copyright, 1922.)
London, Julyv -"Georges Carpen
tier is ready and willing to fight Har
ry Greb as soon as
a match is ar
ranged," Francois
Descamps, the
French cham
pion's manager,
said tonight in an
interview.
"T h e Omaha
Bee can announce
to American fans
that Georges is
ready to meet
Greb or Jack
Dempsey again if
public interest is
shown in the pro
moters arranging the bout. Carpen
tiere cannot meet Greb before Febru
ary, as we are booked up with" film
and theatrical engagements and ex-
s
club follow through before the ball
is hit. Be very careful about this
if you value the result.
B. C. MacFarlane, the Scottish
player who once beat me at Sand
wich in a British Championship had
a peculiar pause at the end of his
back stroke as if to measure the
amount of strength he was to put in
to the shot for the required distance.
He would seem to wait something
like a musician for his first note to
die out before he played the next.
His golf was certainly effective on
the occasion on which I met him.
The effective golf stroke is rhyth
mic, and I determined to try swinging
smoothly and rhythmically, and ' I
found that I had to pause just a little
at the end of the back stroke. Pause,
however, is hardly the word, for that
would cause a stop in the timing and
good timing must be continuous. It
might be more correct to say that it
is a slight slowing up which permits
the wrists to relax slightly up there
and tin turn gives a little dip of the
clubhead and swish of it at the end
of the back stroke. The slight hesi
tation makes you more careful of
the location of the ball and is more
accurately delivered.
I was much interested the other
day in a chance remark about George
O'Neil and his way of hitting them
up with the slight slice spin so as to
get all carry for the slow, or well
bunkered courses. That is to say
that he finishes his blow with the
right hand a little underneath in
stead of turning over as was the old
idea. This method gives the feeling
of hitting the ball up into the air.
You do not have -to have -the ball
farther advanced in order to hit up;
if you do you are likley to increase
your slice spin to a discouraging ex
tent.. The whole idea is to get the
ball as straight as possible. Another
good feature of playing these shots
with the tendency to slice rather han
to pull is that difficult idea of turn
ing the wrists at the right time, and!
also of rolling the body. !
Copyright,
Fred Xatiey
fourth is past.1 Detroit Tigers are
winning games principally through
the medium of. their trusty hickory
bats for there are eight .300 hitters
on the team and F. Haney is one
of them.
Fred Haney began his career in
organized baseball with the Portland
club of the Pacific Coast Interna
tional league in 1918, from thence he
went to the Los Angeles club of the
Pacific Coast league and was with
that outfit in 1919. In 1920, Haney
became a member of the Omaha
club of the Western league and in
that season began hitting the ball in
a very impressive manner for he
concluded that season's work with a
batting average of .310. In 1921, he
was again with the Omaha team and
developed into one of the best in
fielders in that circuit. In the 140
games he played at third he came
through with a fielding average of
.948 and lacked but five points of
Title of World
hibition boxing dates. We have made
and signed contracts which cannot be
broken.
"Don't let the American people
think Georges is trying to avoid
tne ureD bout. It
is simply that we
can't overhrow all
our plans and ar
rangements every
time we receive a
challenge. As soon
as we receive a
formal offer we
will be ready to
sign up right
away.
Asked about a
Dempsey - Wills'
fight, Deschamps
said:
"Dempsey can
knock out Wills' Habbt greb,
in one round if
he wants to. I know all about Wills;
he is not in it with the champion."
Jack Curley was with Descamps
when we interviewed the French
manager at the Midnight Follies here
and Georges was fox trotting with
Jack's Wife and Pearl, White.
"We have reached the basis of an
agreement for a Greb-Carpentier
match," said Curley. "I am starting
for a trfur of Europe tomorrow and
will get down to business in Paris
next September with Descamps for
a fight with Greb early in the spring.
If Georges puts Greb away quickly,
I believe there will be a return match
with Jack Dempsey."
Star Runner Advocates
Merchandise for Prizes
An old question has bobbed
again.
up
Why do they give medals at track
meets?
Joe Stout, former University of
Chicago star miler, brings it up and
wants to know what one is sup
posed to do with them and if no one
can advance a use, why not give
something practical?
Why not a sofa or a Morris chair?
he asks.
"Right now I am badly in need of
a pair of cuff links. Yet I stand a
fat chance of getting any by running
this summer.
"I'll pull down the usual line of
cups and medals, which, added to
those I already have, will clutter up
the house to a terrible extent.
"Now, if a rug were offered, in
place of a fine cup, the wear .for the
next 10 years would be on it and not
on the nerves of the family."
W and J. Athlete Waits
54 Years for Monogram
The most unusual ceremony in the
history of athletics at Washington
and Jefferson college, and unique in
the annals of American sport, took
place at the annual reunion of the
General Alumni association, when
Dr. Dunlap J. McAdams, graduate
of the college with the class of 1868.
was awarded his varsity letter in
baseball.
Dr. McAdams, who is 79 years old,
is said to be the oldest recipient of a
college varsity sport letter in the
history of athletics. He played on
the W. and T. teams of 18(57 and
1868, in the days when varsity let
ters were not given,
ATT4 OOV
tato !
TM&GHT
touching the .300 mark in batting.
While this youngster didn't come
into the big American league with a
record in batting decorated with 30
or 40 home runs yet, his arrival
wasn t altogether unheralded for
chief scout, Eddie Herr of the Tiger
organization, had many good, words
for the playing ability of this prod
uct of the Western league.
Fred Haney, with the Tigers, has
made good in many ways besides his
ability to hit them out. When the
clever Lew Blue was out Haney was
sent in to fill the gap and in the six
games he played at first batted. 500
almost -hitting up to the mark of a
regular first sacker. There is never
a game on the schedule that this lad
isn't in whether his name is in the
box score or not. Yes, it is a fact,
that players of the Haney type are
in demand in the big leagues and
this recruit looks good to the Man
agement and fans of all Detroit.
Gophers May Lose
Three-Letter Athlete
Minnesota athletes may lose a star
who has won his letter in . three
sports and has been counted upon as
a member of next year's football
team. This became known recently
when it was learned that Carl Schjoll
may enter the University of Califor
nia next fall.
Schjoll's family expects to move
west this summer and he may go
with them to finish his university
work at California. His loss would
be felt greatly by the Maroon and
Gold.
20 Scoreless Innings
Pittsburgh and Boston of the Na
tionals met August 1, 1918, and bat
tled 20 innings without a score.
In the 21st inning the Pirates col
lected two runs," and they won the
fray. Detroit and Washington got
together July 16, 1909, and went
18 rounds without a tly.
It Happened
I
N 0 consecutive games the De
troit Americans played to nearly
200.000 people. The attractions
were the Yanks with Ruth and the
Washington team with Wa!ter John
son and Nick Altrock. the Boston
team getting in on a Sunday game,
which meant a yard full to overflow
ing. In the scries between St. Louis
and the Tigers over 90,000 fans saws
the series of four games. There
may be some amusements that are
passe in old Detroit, but baseball
isn't one of them.
BABE RUTH has reached the
"trying-to-be-funny period." In
a game the other day, just be
fore stepping to the plate the big
lad, taking out his handkerchief, care
fully and daintily began' dusting off
his uniform, shoes and hat, then gid
dily waved the hanky at the fans
in the boxes, and then at Ty Cobb
in the outfield. George Dauss fin
ished the dusting stunt by sending
ttebig Marylander back to the dug
out with the S. O. mark attached
to him. Tv Cobb. who. by the way,
is getting quite kittenish, mimiced
the "Babe" every time he came to bat
after that. Ty. in passing Ruth,
would loosen his shirt front and
throw out his stomach to imitate
George's crowing waistline. Ty kid
ded the life out of the Bambino and
he certainly bad the big fellow's goat,
for Ruth batted and played poorly in
that series.
THERE ?re many sport writers
who go into spasms of reckless
elaborating ot the manager
hose team is going good, said
George Mogridge, the tall left-hand
ed hurler of the Washington club.
"For instance." said George, "some
writers give Ty Cobb the entire
credit for the successes of the Tiger
outfit and insist in boosting Cobb as
a miracle man, as a psychological
wonder, as an inspiring leader and
one who has instilled inside baseball
into the rank and file of the Detroit
team. This sounds good," continued
Mogridge, ".url there is some truth
in it, but, let me sayf and I'll war
rant there are 50 hurlers in the cir
cuit who will br.ck me up in this
assertion, that the Tigers are playing
the straightest kind of baseball and
depending on their hickory bats to
win eames. and let me tell von thev
j arc the lougircst buiich for me I haye
iWnrliTs Scrips
Hero Seeks Job
as 'Wory Hunter
"Deacon" Thtllipe, Cham
piou League Pitcher of Two
Decade Ago, Wants to
Return tn O. I), as Scout.
"Deacon" rhitlinne. champion Na-
jtion.il league pitcher and world series
hero of two dec
i ades ago. wants
to kp ''K into
organiird b a s e
ball. lie seeks a j'b
a an "ivory
hunter" and is
said to luvc told
as much tn 1'at
Mnran of the
Cincinnati U e d s.
Pat said he didn't
need any "ivory
hunters" jut
now, but he'd,
speak to the other
club owners and
trv to ge the
"D eacon" on
MACON
FIULUFFg.
somebody's pay roll.
Phillippe's passing was one of the
most tragic in the history of the game
from a sentimental standpoint.
For one reason or another the fa
mous Ditching staff of the Pittsburgh
Pirates all left the Pittsburgh club not
far apart. Those who left the Pirate
pay roll at that time were "Deacon"
Thillippe, Howard Camnitr, Sammy
Lever, and Claude Hendrix. "Babe"
Adams is the only old timer of that
day still left with the Pirates.
Has Great Record.
Twenty years ago Phillippe was as
famous and popular as "Babe" Ruth
today. Just lister to what he did.
On May 25, 1899, he pitched a no-hit,
no-run game for Louisville against
New York. Time and again he came
within an ace of repeating, but always
some little scratch nit rooneo nun
of the honor. But a year after he
was the grandest hurler of his time.
In 1903. largely due to Phillippe's
great work, the Pirates wen the Na
tional league championship.
In the world series of that year he
won three oit of the first four games
and came near winning the fourth.
The Boston Red Sox won the series.
Joins U. S. League.
The next year Phillippe left 'the
Pirates. The old United States league,
the forerunner of the Federal league,
put the "Deacon" on its pay roll, and
he played a few games, winning some
and losing others.
The "Deacon" was through, and he
silently passed out of baseball. Pat
Moran and Barney Dreyfuss both
agree with a great many others that
the "Deacon" would be an ideal chap
to go out in the bushes and pick out
the new "phenoms." But Barney and
Pat are loaded up with "head hunters"
at present, and there is no place for
the "Deacon."
Drexel Institute Has
Two Crack Rifle Teams
Drexel Tnstitue of Philadelphia,
Pa., had two wonderful rifle shooting
teams the last indoor season one of
boys, the other of girls.
So good was the girls' team that
Capt. T. P. Lyons, the instructor,
said: "I would like to match the girls
against any boys' rifle team in the
country."
When the instructor talks that way"
the girls must be couivted on as real
shots, they .were. They didn't lose
a match.
Next season it is more than likely
that the girls will be eligible to try
for the university team. Drexel won
sixteen of its eighteen matches, lost
one and tied one with Yale. In five
of its matches Drexel' made perfect
scores.
to BW1
faced ditrincr mv entire career. There
is no let up; it is just one darn slug
ger after another, and the next one
to follow is just a little harder to' de
ceive than the one just ahead ot him.
Eight of the Tiger squad are hitting
.300 or better and any of the hurlers,
the rest of the bunch will see that
a victory rests on his head."
T I is a rarity in baseball to see a
I left-handed infielder playing any
other position than that of first
Dase. soutnpaw catcnes are equally
scarce, a few have bobbed up in the
minor leagues, but the fact that they
were left-handed debarred them for
life of ever wearing- the uniform of
a big league club. Jack Clements,
catcher who was with the Philadel
phia Nationals frorri 188S until 1899,
was the only left-handed catcher to
get in and stay in the fold of big
lcaguedom. Clements was a splen
did batsman and really a great
catcher, for he had perfected a move
ment that he could side-step right
handed batters when about to throw
to second; however, it was Clements'
ability as a batsman that held him in
the big show, for he had a lifetime
batting average in the big show of
.297. There is one instance where a
southpaw infielder received a trial on
a major league club. Hulen was a
shortstop who made good in the big
Western league during 1895 and 1896
and was signed by the Philadelphia
Nationals in 1896. For two seasons
Hulen endeavored to convince big
league managers that a southpaw
could play up to big league require
ments. Hulen was fast and agile,
but his left-handed peg was rather
awkward and frequently balled up
the other infielders. Hulen, however,
stuck in the minor leauues and was,
in many respects, a success as a
shortstopven if he flipped the ball
from the port side.
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Dignitary Head
of British Team
Amateur Golf Team Coming
to U. S. U Piloted by
Parliament Member.
New York, July 8 (Special.)
The ciptain of the British amateur
golf team which is coming to this
country to play is Angus Hambro,
member ef parliament. "Perhaps trm
appointment is a move towards
arousing some interest in the game
in congress, says Marry Crour It
has been often pointed out that in
ternational tennis has done much to
promote good feeling brtwen this
rountry and England, but it is frare I
that international golf hetwen mem
bers of congress and pailiainrnt
would undo it all.
It would be difficult to tuiagine a
member of congress going through
a golf match without said match end
ing up in a row. Judging front the
usual speed congressmen display
otner things, it would he a iucs
tion just Iiqw long it would take to
play a golf match. Mr. Hambro will
find it advisable to stay away from
Washington.
HIO cow jumped over moon
into spot in sun when it
whewed uo farmer's thousand
dollar bill. Condensed milk im
mediately jumped six points in de
licatessen stock exchange.
What was Ohio farmer doing
with that grand certificate? Was
he trying to bribe hens to lay war
price eggs?
Agriculturists are squawking that
they're so poor that they can t bay
enough machinery to harvest their
dividends. Just when congress was
going to pass protective laws pro
hibiting commuters from wearing
egg stains out of season, along
comes this palatial hay-expert and
flashes his one thousand dollar plas
ter. , This grand salad was chewed by
cow. It proves that farmers aren't
busted. They mightn't have money
themselves, but they have cows
which have money. What bank is
safer than any seven stomach safety
deposit vault?
Bank presidents have only one
stomach. This Ohio treasury sub
poena is guarded by seven. Burg
lars could milk that cow all night
without getting combination that
would make this financial ruminant
betray its rural trust.
Governor of Ohio is afraid that
pete men will dynamite cow and has
instructed militia to throw cordon
of sentinels around butter churn.
Cow has been elected to director
ship in important subsidiary corpor
ations where its "Moo" is regarded
as solemn facts by soft-boiled in
vestors.
Sirloins and chops are now ac
cepted as evidence of reasonable
doubt and no jury will convict em
bezzler who refuses to exceed his au
thority by autographing his thumb
prints.
If minute steaks are worth $6 we'll
take one split-second ham sand
wich.
Butter rallied and imported cheese
is getting stronger.
Price of butcher odds and ends
made us suspect that farmers were
feeding their cows money instead of
grass.
Block, Owner of Morvich,
Breaks Down and Cries
Benjamin Block, owner of Mor
vich, watching the race from a box
at the finish with a party of friends,
braVe down and cried when his great
racer finished third. He was drip
ping wet from nervous excitement as
the horses chargd nearer and nearer
to the finish, and he sank into his
chair crushed and disappointed. He
did not forget that he was a sports
man, however, for he applauded the
winner and had no excuses to offer
for the defeat.
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Wills Is Being
Sidetracked a
TistleTlontender
Contract Calling for Fight in
1923 Scheme to Remove
Wills From Spotlight,
Think Critics.
An authotity on boxing says the
joker in the big Dempsey-Wills af
fair is that Kicnara
tically have agreed
upon Tune .1(1, 192J.
the Saturday be
fore Independence
day next year
one whole year
from now as the
date of the fight.
Jersey City ten
tatively has been
agreed upon ai the
battle ground, but
that is of no mo
ment at this time.
No mention of the
I AaT WILLS, nlace or date, cx-
it . I iL.a T aat A
cept prrnaps not laicr man ju.. j.
1923. probably will be made in the
public articles of agreement.
Hiut that may be perfectly accept
able to the.State Athletic commission
for when asked regarding his setting
July 10 as the time limit for Dempsey
to sign for Wills, Chairman Mul
doon declared that ft made no differ
ence to him where or when Dempsey
fought as long as he signed the ar
ticles. ,
Leaves Loophole.
This permits the commission to
squirm out of the predicament it
place ditself in when it virtually sanc
tioned the match for this stately or
dering Dempsey to defend his title
against Wills.
If Rickard and Kearns are allowed
to set the date for the Dempsey-Wills
bout more than
one whole year in
advance, the com
mission will ignore
its own rules,
which calls for a
champion to de
fend his title
against a qualified
challenger at least
once every six
months, provided
there is a qualified
challenger.
Wills Logical Foe.
The state Ath
letic commission
and the whole
sporting world
has named Harry
Wills as the one and only logical
contender for Dempsey's crown.
The rule the same rule by which
Wilson and ordered JJemnsev to meet
Wills does n3t compel a champio
to sien articles cverv six months: it
compels him to fight.
date or to set the date for the Wills
meeting one year hence the commis
sion not only will not live up to its
own rules but will play directly into
the hands of Dempsey and Kearns.
All Wills will get is the "merry
ha! ha!"
Dempsey can meet setups and make
theatrical hay while the ways are be
ing greased to permanently and defi
nitely sidetrack Wills as a contender.
Much of the sugar beet seed im
ported into the United States comes
from Germany, and is received
through the port of Galveston. Sci
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