The Red Cloud chief. (Red Cloud, Webster Co., Neb.) 1873-1923, September 27, 1923, Image 8
iillVlh' II Ml' IH f RIPJE 4T js33jj.i I ill iiiS.M Magazine story folks never drlnli -nytliliig'. (hoy iilwnys kIji It. Modern girls Just, love water, pro Tided it Isn't' In u rilimpnn or u wash tub. A great trouble with high Ideals Is tfiat they no often lend to plain ileni 1'OOllhIlIH'XS. A man's best friend Is his dog. Ami the lowest form of humanity Is the dog poisoner. AfcKlnloy Squaro m HulTalo Is round aiid'Tlnies Spuare In New York City I threo-cornered. A western Nebraska editor says to L bald is an iill'lhyluii Ivit wbKkers sre your own fault. The'blggpM slump In business will come when people begin to buy only hut they can all'onL Colleges would be More useful If all ffoe students bad to learn to Mipport themselves before intruding. .The bluest fool .of. a" ls "',l ,I,,in Vho thinks a loeonioifve will turn out Mill give him the right of way. true reason for the high cost ufllv Me Is that the old fashioned dime si'vel now coat's $1.7i, plus postage. 'The reason 1 don't like to eat corn off the cob Is because It Is so much trouble to wash the butter out of mv fr. ig3iXt Is a good .thing that plasterers, t"jiio get llfteen dollars "a day, don't Jivo to take their pay In marks or "'ttftihlex. Too many people demand high wages- nowadays without having de-tnon-mited their ability to earn any- In my opinion, a lot of peoplo ain't got much sense about politics. Hut they think the same about mo so wo am oven. Tifs world would be a better place ft newspapers would play up mtire of tfH' sacrlllces of life and fewer of tho Trainees. Women are easily tlattered but did you ever notice how a man acts when someone suggests that he should run Tor (tfilco? -Xebnisita country editors sometimes Aimbast Omaha but they do it for the ood of her soul not merely for the purpose of finding fault. tOaxcs were a little lower a man miMT mftke'V living rilUtt they were a little higher he would quit trying. As it Is, nft oirt' knoWfi'what to do. Lew Shelley says It takes years of time and considerable wisdom to pro. fuce a healthy tree In Nebraska but a fool can ruin one In n few minute. 1 am perfectly satisfied for The Boss and The Junior to luive their own way if they will only shut up and let me hav my way once In n while. One reason thrifty, old fashioned men are still satisfied with the wives rhey started with Is beeuuso modern SLethods of courtship are so expensive. .1 rtfmo's worth of mixed candy and a nnul can wouldn't even start n follow u'iwudjiys. Someone remarks that black eyes ifwiotc passion and vehemence. From ;ln depths of his years of newspaper nrperlence (Jus Huechler soulfully adds, "Yes, usually on tho part of the Kher fellow." (ius should be less aiiltant In expressing bis editorial tpuifons. We all know It Is u He but, at the ..nme time, most of us feel puffed up Mien a book agent tells us that be Is wily allowed to sell a limited number ui copies In our lclnity and that we iv been selected as one of the fienetlclnrles. What the public needs Is not a now political party, remarks one Nebraska editor, but more sensible use of tho old ones. Slnco the piico of gas went down ntadrori folks want to sell their cars. I'hey want soinethliiginore oxpen iiw.lu Play with. (tvnmy be that I am killing myself ith strong tobacco and black cofttv vf some of my frit mis claim, but tin Uei Is that I have much botttv health .dau, the average man of m age. t j .Io.t of us can remember the time HH..if a girl pur ou.m'ltchci she Wji v-alltyl a goner. Now look at 'em, t . -. If I could get paid for all the ad- rk-c I give I'd he richer than Hank Cord and Jnclc Rockefeller, both roll- . luto one, flank Leggott and Hill Mnupln say "tiey would be glad to repent and con loss all their sins if they had any nea-on to think tho Lord would be lecvfng on-the grand jury ubotit that '.1nu. . -'"W t' fMM'S WOn-D'S GREATEST v BANKING SYSTEM Dy CRAIO B. HAZLEWOOD President Association of Reserve City Bankers Conceived In tho spirit of common .ood, for tho best Interests of govern meat, banks and public alike, based on broad and cop rect principles re lating to tho na tion's currency and credit, tho Federal Hescrvo System repre sents tho greatest piece of economic legislation enact ed by an Ameri can Congress, Tho S y b t o m ' 3 C. B. Hazlewood record of achievement throi-jh n world war, an Inlkitlon period of dizzy heights.' and months of serious and costly liquidation. It Is a matter of greatest Importanco that very earnest and patriotic thought bo given to tho two questions: How far has tho sys torn succeeded, and In what particu lars has It failed, to give our country as strong and ns useful a financial system as human mind can devlso? Tho hope and expectation of thoso who frnnud the Federal Heservo Act that tho machinery hi t-up for tho origination, distribution and automatic retirement of currency Issue, which should be entirely responsive to tho needs of trade and tho varying conditions of business, have been won derfully well realized. Every possible effort must bo exerted to preserve the Federal Iteservo System from political alliance and to keep its powerful in lluonco entirely devoted to the build ing up of tho greatest banking system In tho world. Tho first bank of the United States was established In 1701 and failed to obtain a renewal of Its charter in 1811, tho opponents charging that the bank was a "money trust" controlled by foreigners, a tool In tho hands of tho Federalists, and that tho act chartor ing tho bank "was unconstitutional. Note tho use of the words "money trust." Wo have tho Idea that this la a modern term. Tho suspicions which aniniato tho demagogue today have not changod In a century. Tho second bank ot tho United States was chartered In 1816 and failed to obtain a renowal of Its char tor In 1831, tho reasons being a wide spread belief that the bank was uncon stitutional, the hostility of the skates, the opposition ot tho atato banks, the rise ot democracy, and the envy and hatred which tho poor always feel to ward the rich. Both banks functioned well and ac complished much for the country dur ing crucial times. The downfall of both was caused simply and solely by attempts to place the determination of banking policies In the hands ot political authorities. The delicate handling of currency nd credit, to tho high end that' the best Interests of .all nmjfbe. served with special privilege (to none, cannot be left to otljers than thWe whoT are competent through proven judgment and experience. Tho ,dangqr ot poll tics Invtbo-J'-ederal Rcs'oxvb System ls a real onp; upon us ls placed the Bravo responsibility of forever keeping the great system clean. MAKING CAPITALISTS OUT OF WORKMEN Festus J. Wade Says Anarchy Disappears With the De velopment of Thrift. When thr savings pass-book comet Into a man's Ufa to stay the red flag goes out. What tho country needs is to bring about a condition whereby the man who works with his hands shall tako tho same interest in his af fairs as tho capitalist does In his. Probsbly the best way to do this would be to turn the workman Into a capitalist. And this It exactly what he becomes when he saves his money and builds up a reserve fund. He re main's a capitalist as long as he holds o to that money. The satisfaction of seetQg his money reserve mount up will discourage the wastor to take a layoff now and then. It will encour age him to work a full six-day week and thereby Increase the labor hours appllsd to production. The American people can solve any problem they set themselves to. We provided for a sound currency when the greenbackers and Inflationists wero routed and tho gold basis estab lished. The Federal Roservo Dank was established and solved a problem for which most peoplo thought thero wnstffto solution. A number of years ago, when .there was a crisis or when a banVfnlied. wo nil used to shut up our vaults tight Vul let nothing get out. Instead of bettering conditions wo made thorn worse Now if failures occur few people, excopt thoso direct ly IntoreBted, aro disturbed. Porhaps tho most Important problem of all right now is to do nway with labor wasto. It never can bo dono by preaching, hy ngltatinn or by forco. It can bo dono by Belling tho workman on tho idea ot becoming a capitalist. This can bo brought nbout by tho right kind of hank advertising. Who Is there to say that m advertising dol lar bringing about this rosult would not bo a constructive dollar? Fustus J.W4. .... . Br& HPv' HBH'x wv. - FarmJLoans r'i- t A i t1 4 " jt:n)nttinltO''forni foi.jis j Wbsbr, PYrt'nliMn.feVeirnnd Smith 'comities at positively the lowest mtc, best terms and opt on ollVied .1 II UAIL-HY LLTIIKRAN ' Regular cerrloes ev. rv flibtiitttl tliiitl 81101111)- In t li a month in the Adveii'Nt chinch at 11 a. in If yon are not worshipping elsowlieie you are cordially Invited to wor-hin with us O K. ilelt.lt., Pastor CHRISTIAN '.nd all the peopie gathered tbein eles together us one man. . ..and I'j.ia rend. ...from e-ily timrnli'g until midday ....an i .. the people w etc at I.Mitlve tint" the n..U of the lii'v." Next Sunday, September .10, Is Rmly Day. Let's all attend Sutitbiy School mid stay to Chutcli service. The Sun. day School K preparing a special io- gilllU Monday and Tiiesdii j. Off. I ami 12 the County SninNy School conv ntioii will be lieitl in the Chiistixu Chiitvli. The Social Crcle meets Fi liln. ntur noon of this w. el; tit. the home of .Mis, Cly.'e South. (JRACK KtMSCOrAL ' I'lie true citieo Ihohv is n citi Ip of the world, mid his tir-t loyalty s (, til i ti l i i ul. I'm ridi i-in cntnes lis u tc O'hI loyally, to lie clieeld-d, dieliilied and determined by the Hist and urcni er loynlty This must extend tn-veiy d'pi'rtmeiit of life, t elisions uiid in telicetoal. piihticul and commeicMl ' The (Munch helps us to become bet ter cit.ei.s. Come to Church. The c lurch needs you and YOU need the ohllicli A imnIi.iI welcome awiiitr you at all of our s -rvlces. Church School u 10 o'clock Stindny morning. Morning I'tayer at It oVo.-k Sun day morning Hvenlng I'ltuer at 7:"0 o'clock Sun- evening. You are welcome. Cotuctuul wor-hlp. with us. Kcv. Uiis.il S Daimheity. QK VWW- Sk-is-i-i---N What'sinaName?' By MILDRED MAMHALL F-tti bot rt mi 1 1 wy - I tl M-rtri. Iflc mi rw Wcbjp dr, Wky iwl 8 ;y$ssss?ctt?wwo MIRANDA. rpHK Latin adjective mlrandUB'ls're- sponsible, for tho, existence ' of charming Mlfahflii,- a rmmfi 'forever ns Bjocjalwjl .wltlLjioctlu funcy, .Mrundu sjgnlHifH "ndmlrnblc" or "wortiiy'-to be a;duilred" and, utdde from Its, bar mimic, fijllables, claims the right U fame' tlirougU the kindly offices of Shakespeare. When the master dramatist wrote "Tlie Tempest," he called his beau tiful and modest heroine, daughter of Prospero, Miranda. She It was who, brought uf) on a desert Island with the delicate spirit Ariel and the sav uge and deformed Caliban as her only companions, became the object of the love of Ferdinand, son of the King of Naples, who was shipwrecked on the Island. The exquisite love story which the poet dramatist wove about the young couple and the efforts of the young prince to prove the sincerity of his de votion by performing the lowest menial tasks prescribed hy Prosp.ro, hits made the name of Mlrundu one of the love heroines of history. She ranks with Dante's Beatrice and Petrarch's Laura. The pearl is Miranda's tnllsmanlc gem. It signifies the modesty, charm and affability for which the name stands. Monday Is her lucky day nnd 4 her lucky number. The wild ros ls her flower. ( by Wheeler Syndicate, Inc.) O Community Morals. 'There have been n great many ar rests In Crimson Gulch." "Yes," replied Cactus Joe. "We can't make up our minds whether the Gulch Is getting worse, or whether bootleg liquor Is stupefying the law less element nnd making It easier to come up with." O (Copyright, tr ItcCluro Syndicate.) Dtpth ann silliness. Clear writers, like clear fountains, do not seem so deep as Uioy uro: the turbid look the most profound.1 Walter lajrgje Laudor. m$V l4y 'fiiiL -JlilLUJi J" ii I i i In -II ggg M5LaCJ-SS8' YELLOW PENCIL r-ircrr.cwASAoo!i!LncouNTijl gssap nuitHfia RED BAND V, made .by I -r, - iir-, EAGLE PcNCL CO. vw fYO?A,lS.A the worldj Northeast Pawnee Mr. C. McCoalc whs hi inavale last Saturday for a load of cimI. K Myers luiil wife were visltiuu Mrs !:. N'elsien and fniuily last Sundaj. Harvc Blair us doing his tindiug at DucUcrville tho Hid, of the week, Mr. and Mis, L I'agVtt w-ie doing their trailing at Womer the end of last iwek. ., .1. Collins atid wife vcte in Red Cloud one day last week tmnsattting business. Itihti lioulille (Hue iniiii) was lepalr lug the phone Hue u couple of days Inst week. Max (ties uiul A Spurrier weio at DueUei vllie one day lal week doing .tlu-lr ti ading. II. Mai her. Mv mid Mrs. II. Moblcr It nve to Red Cloud lust Nit unlay to do some tunllng. MessersJ. c. Williams mid O. Stone were In Luliiuioti lust Saturday trims acting business. I', mill d. Ryan tuul their wives were doin Oleic trading hi Womer the middle of the week Roy Flint's 5 year old hoy got his arm badly dislocated lust Saturday by fulling off i WHgou. Dr. Cieighton imis at once called upon and put it in place, the boy is getting along nicely now. Mrs. Rrown and her (laughter Mrs. W. L. Taylor who whs here visiting for t.vo weeks with the formers sister, brother and niece Mrs. liill Francip, Mr. J C. Vlilinnis and Mrs B. Mohler returned last Mondav to liidinnapoli-, Intl., so on the eve of their departure (Sunday) a most elaborate and. sumptu ous dinner was given by their relatlvis and well wishes at the residence of Mr and Mrs. Oennle Mohler all bring, lug large baskets filled to overtlowing. After dinner Mrs Mohlir and Mrs. Taylor entertaiued the guests in rend ering some fine selections on the piano j also Mr. J. C. Williams a much noted . musician showed his ability in giving I several tunes on the violin received ' with great satisfaction by ell. Those present'Wen-Mr. Kiul.Mrs. . Francis Mr. add Mr..l. C'willirttnt, Mr. andj Mrs." 11 Fruit anftuLf.aqOly, .Mrs. J. -nitMr. unit bTvff'Vl Elliott nnd i familyj'Mr nViiMrVSlU Elliott, Mr. I and Mrs". Ed. Elliott And family, Mr. j He Mrs. C, Fair and family, the Misses Davis, Miss Bar 'on, Mr. and 'Mrs". 11. lUiber, Mr nod A?is. R. Relie-I ban and family, Ml. and 'Mrs R. Fairj nnd family, Messrs F Stone, I. Collius, .1. Fair, U. McCIni- utid C. MeCoakv ' Notice of Hearing Estate of Johannes tiimmelberg Do ceased, in the County Court of Web. Bter County, NebraWa. The State of Nebraska, To all per sons Interested in said estate, creditors and heirs take notice, that Mary Lemke has tiled her petition alleging that Jo hannes Uimmelberg died intestate in Webster County, Nebraska, on or about September 13, 1011, being a resi dent and inhabitant of Webster Coun.j, (y, Nebraska, and died seized of the following described real estate, to wlti; The South half of the South East Quarter, of Section Two, (2), in Town ship Three, 13), Range Nine, (9), West of the 6th 1M. Webster County, Ni- braska. leaving as his sole and only heirs at law the following named persons, to wit: Addelide Uimmelberg, his widow; Lydia Kirch, Dena Lemke, Anna Ilerz. Mary Lemke, and Johu Bimmelberg, his children. Tb at the interest ot the potitiontr herein in the above described real cs tnte is one of the heirs above named and the owner of an undivided inter est in said promises, and praying for a determination of the time of the denth of said Johannes Himmelberg, and of his belts, the do- gree of kinship and the tight of des- cent of the real property belonging to the said deceased, in the Stato of Ne- braska. It is ordered that the sajne stand for beating the -7th day of October, A D., 102.'1, before the court at the hour of 10 o'clock A. M Datod at Red Cloud, Nebraska, Oils 2oth day of September92J. (Seal) A. D. RANNEY, Cuiiuty Judge. II. S. Foe. attorney for the estate. "Fresh Start. Miss M. writes that while she was vlsltlug her sister lti the country alio overslept one morning and was uwnk eped hy her little ulece, .14 years old, who exclaimed: "Aunt Annie, get up; the world bus begun." Boston Eve pins Transcript. Mixing Printers INK With Printers' inkf ns made thousands of men rich when it was mixed in the right proportion with Brains LET US HELP YOU MIX THEM BOTH PHONES The Red Glood Chief e UNDERTAKING The I. T. Amack Undertaking Co. Auto Hearse In Connection Licensed Embalmer Beat Service to Others Means Real Happinesa to Ourselves. BOTH PHONES -JV-VWVAJNrVyVYVVVWV ANNOUNCEMENT Webster County Bank WE WISH to announce that we have opened up a sav ings department in our bank for the use of the child ren, adults and every one. Thrift and saving is something that has been neglected. We kindly invite you to take advantage of this sav ings idea and make this your banking home with your savings no matter how small, you are alwas welcome. A saver is a.hustler and we are for both. Bank with us and you can bank on us. We welcome every child in the community to become a customer of this new department. THE WEBSTER COUNTY BANK Dr.W.H.Mc Bride DKNTIBT OVER STATE BANK Red Cloud Nebraska GARFIELD COMMUNITY Sunday is Rally Day in all Depart ments. The order of the day Is as fol- lows: Sunday School 10 a. m. Rally Day Program of Sunday School n a. m. j Young Peoples Rally 8 p in.' i Address to Young Peoples Dept II. 11. Keeney of Cowles. A social for the Young Peoples De partment and Chorus will beheld Sat. unlay evening in the rear room of the church. Members of the orchestra are invited to bring their Instruments for this occasion. The Sunday School Rally ptogram will bo several recitations and short talks. Ploase note that Mr. Keenoy will give the evening address Sunday. When Butter Wat Cheap. Butter waa used by the ancient! at time m (ail. m rams WSSVVWVV-VUUVVV, RED CLOUD. NEB Dr.R. V. Nicholson DENTIST Red Cloud, Nebrask The Margin of Safety Is represented by the amount of Insurance you carry. Don't lull yourself into a fancied security. Because lire has nover touched you It doesn't follow that you'rclmniuno Tomorrow -no today, If you have time and you better II nd time come to the olllce and we'll write a policy on your house, furniture,' store or merchandise. -LATKR MAY BE TOO LATE- O. C. TEEL Reliable InsuraLnce Elaborate TattoolnflL ' A fenturo of Mnorlland Is tattooing. Some of tho -xtraordlnnry facial foa turea take ilx years to complete. , V r I Ar -rwt?' , ajv-i--: