RED CLOUD, NEBRASKA, OHDST I Marriage Is no Joko, ooplo marry ono. althu lota of LUTHERAN W. J. Vance Laid to Rest I Regular service i-ry flist.iuid lliltd WMIIInm .Jnu.i-. imce, ngul .0 yonf,, Sllllllll. , , ,i., ..,,.. ., ... iil0 Advctitlst Order and Notice of Probate. WiWA'i A ou man Is nlwnyn flattered usl for his advice. whon Ono trouble about "direct action" (8 that It does not. mean work. 0 mouths and 2Sd:iyp, pulsed away l.nt TlnirNiliiy night m his hotnu in'nr Inn vale. Mr Vunei' is one of Hie old plum-urn of this iMwnty having come hole In the Hiiuiniir nf 1370 later Uklng a hiomubU'iul iihmi- IiiHvalu which ho re bhled on until his death. The funeral services weie hold Sun dy nfieniocn. J. S. Olllnun assisted by the IuavHlo Clergymen In chiirgo after which InttTinent was uiedo Intho Pleasant Priililc eemelery. The road to Easy Btroot Is paved tlth the remains of onny marks. Hard work anil thrift nrc the only mro routes to ft leisurely old nfo. Lota of reform ideas aro good, tho main troublo Is with tho reformers. LiULiiLi llCil'JD c. nr THIRTY YEARS AGO chinch at 11 a in Prui'hlng a 11 n. m You are (wrdiiilly Invited to attend our hernm". 0 K. Helnlt.-, Putor State Line to Red Cloud Tin".- trip to Smith family fninily 10 Y&ARS AOO Every town needs somo Improve--aonts, Including u fow cheap funerals. Tho only safo place for n girl to bo racclnated nowadays is under her arrlst watch. A popular idea nowadays Is that earth has no sorrows that mono, tannot hoal. Tho chief duty of a so-called llvo flro Is to pile up expenses for some ano clso to pay. It is easy to admit tvrong whon you aro aaudsomo woman. that you aro talking to a It Is Impossible for any man to ever got to bo as wise as ho thought no was at twenty-two. Homcono alesseil to lot nearly remarks that It Is more give than to receive but so convenient. If long nklrts stay In Mylo lots of .vorthy. linrd working moaiiultoes aro Ikcly to starve to death. According to the ads till you have :o do to bo healthy and handsome is to cat kraut and drink pop. Ono way to discover who aro your .'rlends is to hnve a run of extra ood luck or extra hard luck. Hank Leggott says ho considers Anger bowls nn Insult because ho lover docs eat with his fingers. N'o ono enn bo quite so uncom 'ortable as a fat woman on a hot ay with a Ilea under her corsot. Mr. nnil Mrs. Ernest Davi.-, are the proud parents of a buby boy born Monduy. Jtuiieb Molntolsh mid brothers Peter and Fruuk spent Saturday in Uratid Islaud. Thev went via nuto. . Mr. mid Mrs. Ed. Cook left Sunday morning for Nowattn, Oklahoma, at which place they Intend to nmke their futuro l""- """ Flonwice McDowell went to ,o" Nebr., Sunday morning to ut. itlil the funeral of her grand mother, Mrs. .Mary Jones Nellie We'd Caster returned to Alinu Sunday evening where Mie Is teaching In the Normal school, after spending the week end with hei mother at th s plMCe. George nutl Emily Hailell lett the last of the week for Long 1-jland, Kan as, In lehpoiioto a telegram announ cing the ni'iilh of tlu-n father who re hhloil ut that place. tiny Hradbiook left UVdnesdiiy for llyshiitu, Montana. 'ini-e Sitiinilei. Uros : Mnidhmok IJ-ot have pur. elniMHil a lumber yard an. I have taken p sschi-Iiiii 'f th'i iiiiiii' We wihli them s'lieui's-1. H. V Ttirnuie mid family left the llrst of the wee'.; fm Poitlaml, Oregon, win re th- Intend to iniike tlu-lr future home Thev leave any numbei of friends In Hod Uloud who will wish them hii( cess unit hippiiiehS in their now home, and who regret their de. pai tine. Ex-Mayor I) W. Tin nine, who for yeuis was onu of tho llrm of Turnure llros , Is a business man of unusual ability uml leave- vacant a place In tho business elides of this city which will be hard to till. llert Mass went day. Mohn Urouti made a Center Saturday Mr and Mi- On Pi 111 and spent Sunday in lied Cloud. Mr. and Mi-. I. li. Prtiret and spent Sunday at 1! II. Stone. Several farmer- in e busy di-oiiitf corn while others ate puttitiir up alfalfa, Frank and Fled Iti-owo eneh purchas ed new mow oi sin Uuir Oak last week. Little Edna Carper had the misfort une to full and bteak her aim last week. MKs Lnttln Johnston and Jimmle Mosslnnder were untried in Smith Center Monday afternoon. Buick and Ford Crash East of Red Cloud What tultrlit have proven a fatal ac cident oeeured last Saturday night, about a mile and a half east of Red Cloud as Ralph (Splde) Newhoii'-e and the Mis-es Irum and Htith Oattuati were re' in nl uu' from a dance in tlio country. They 'owed down on ac count of the IL-lit of the cars coming from the opposite diieetiou blludiuu them, and were running hIoiu in neutral Iihi a Hoick -i. driven by n Mr. lliown of Iriiiile ll-ie'i. erashed In to tlie ie.tr of the em- diiv-eti by New liou-iMitnl the oar- went to the ditcli doing eoiiideralil- I'mnige to both', nnil In Mime manlier ;ii.le had been thro Mi out uml w.is fulli d uiil el 'he front end i.f the Hiiiel,. pretty tmdly Si-aldeil Ini.ii the luit iv.ilet of the riili. ntoi, w li le i ne nttier ni'iMipmils, if both e.u- were mure foituiri e. ti-ng li seiiuiisly hut t SOIfE HART FACTS ABOUT SOFT MONEY: In the County L'omt of Webster' County, Nebraska I In the matter of the estate of .'wain II Jolmnn Deceased Ton 1 Poisons Interested in Suld Hs'ate TAKK Nol'ICE, 'I hat n petition has been tiled herein, praying for the pro bate of a cettulu wdtteii instrument, now on file In this court, purporting to tie the last will and testament of Swfilti H, Johnson, Deceased: and t lint x lid instrument be admitted to pto bate, titid tuat a Iministration of said etate b6 gianted to Sophi Johnson, ns executrix , ir Is heieby ouloted that vouuii I ad poisons interested in mid matter, may appVar at the County Court room. In the City of Heil Cloud, In said county and state, on the '2.'Jd day ot June, 102.1. at ten o'clock A. M. to show cause If any theie be, why the prayer of the petitioner should not be gianted, and that notice of the pendency of said pe. titlon, and tne hearlug thereon, be giv. en to all poisons Interested, by pub- li-hlng it copy of thU order iu the Red Cloud Chief, a legal weekly uewspuper published Ic said county, for three suc cessive weeks prior to .said day of hear ing. Witness my hand and the seal of the County Court thib lstday of June, 19i'J iSeal ) A. U. KANNEY, Judire of the County Court. Howard S. Foe, Attorney. I Place Your Coal The Ma Orders Now one-Gelatly Co i i APVrVWJ VI Sheriff's Sale. Lots of husbands never think of stiying anything for their wives ox opt whon tho stores aro closed. You never realb.o how limited your ocabulary is until you run out of gas nine miles from u filling station. Non-skid tires aro a blessing but amo and fortune await the man who will Invent non-skid fulso teeth. Most of us onjoy having tho blues 10 much that wo would like to shoot 'Jig fellow who tries to cheer us up. By JOHN OAKWOOD D.ul would novor got ovor It If no day In the year wore sot nsldo mi which ho would bo thought of Jrst. Tho man who says boys and girls ire blggor fools than tlmy used to 30 has forgotten his own youngor lays. Bill Maupin Intimates that ho loeBn't believe somo of tho stories Iu no Bible. If I had Dill's reputation I'd keep ptlll about yarns told by itlibT folks. It was a groat rollof to go to 3erlng onco and oat good meals with 3ut having Aso vVood count every ilto I took. (.us Ducchler suggests that forward ooking bridegrooms provldo a sink Jig fund for alimony in the house hold budgets. Ono editor says ho would go to Jio movlog oftonor If ho didn't always lavo to hunt up a billboard to find tut what Is on. Rupture Woll Know Truss Expert Coming to Hastings E. J. Meiuliaidisajs, the Truss Ex poit, from Chicago, will poisonally bo nt the Claike Hotel, Hasting-, Nebr. on Tuesday and Wednesday only, June .Gth and 'JTth Mr. Melnhaidl says "The Vacuum Shield" will not only hold the Kiiptin-o perfectly, but will contract the open ing In ten days on the average case Usually giving instantaneous relief withstanding all stralu regardless of the size and location of the Uupture. This truss Is positively guaranteed Caution: Ruptured persons should bawaro of old-style trusses with un- derstraps1 These trusses usually place the pad ou the lump and not at the rupture opening. This often causes serious trouble resulting iu strangu lation aud necessitating ft btirgle-tl operation. Mi. Melnhardi will te glad to demonstrate without the use of surgery, uudioal treatmeut, pre scrlntlou9 or Injection-, the unusuilly rapid results produced by ''The ac cum Shield " These demonstrations will be given free to all who call at the hotel from It) A M to 4 P. M. The largest aud most ditllcult cases, tho-e following operations, ure especially desired Business demand prevent stopping at any other place Hi tins section and he will be here for two dates only. BILL BOOSTER SAYS As for me, I'd rather listen to peo )lo yodlo their soup thau to listen to tho brand of music that Is usually served with meals. If tho next war is fought In tho ilr, as somo claim, American poli ticians will supply an unlimited .mount of tho hot variety. And then there is tho town that Jilnks It Is really doing something hen Its merchants buy a page or wo of space In a dally or trado wper for ono lssuo. UQH AVKNVWC WVJPPEMEO KAAOtB. FOW Of- Wi AR.K avio nwEM v-ee.eerce. SiviiLU! iii? Wll'I'GI"! A wostorn in a Jlshlng t total Jifps. Nebraska editor went trip lately but It was failure. Hu forgot his poker I hnve my furnlturo Insured against mrglary, earthquakes, lire, Hood, and joruudoes, but I forgot to Include trandchlldron. A Kansas paper, speaking of a wod llus, auya tho brlduund guom hnvo joon frlondn for many years. But Jiero Is no guaranty that, they will ntlnue to be friendly.' " V foO' 1 1 $KrtP When a farmer takes his produc to market and sells It for, say. a dol lar a bushel, ho Is dependent upon thd honesty of two measures the dollar and tho bushel. ' Tho other day n crossroads store keeper got Bent to jail for manipu lating a trick bushol basket with a falso bottom that would slide up and down in a way that was grand, gloomy and mysterious. When using It to measure stuff ho bought from a farm er, he'd secretly shovo tho bottom down until It hold at least a bushel and a quarter, but ho would only credit him with a bushel. Tho buying power of tho farmer's product was thereby depreciated by about twenty por cant. Finally tho farmers theroabout3 got wise to the fact that tho only way thoy could got. what was coming to thorn was to enforce a reliable stand ard ot measurement. So thoy put a good stiff jail penalty on using a fako measure, laid for that store keeper wtth tho trick baskot and sent him to prison. Politicians In Europe have boon manipulating tho other measure the money measure In much the same way. Somo of them In Araorlca want to tamper likewise wtth tho dollar. Here Is about tho way It would work out Supposo, whon tho farmer brought his product to market, tho baskot measure was honest enough and ho got a dollar bill for each bushol. Ho'd tako his dollars home and savo thorn. Porhapa he planned to buy sumo land noxt his own for a thousand dollars, and tlgurod that In a year or so he could mako It. " But meanwhllo tho politicians start to manipulate the base ot tho cur rency. Tnoy wouiu cnango u irom us gold standard to a flat money plan from a gold guarantee to tho mere say-so of tho government that a piece of paper was worth a dollar. Tho farmer wouldn't be watching the money-polltlclans. Ho would bo too busy raising things. At tho end ot tho year he has his thousand dollars. Ho takos them to tho landowner and Bays, "I'll buy your land now hore'a a thousand dollars." But the landowner would say, "That is papor monoy my land Is worth ono thousand dollars gold tho gov ernment has printed so much papor money folks haven't much conlldonco in It. But I am willing to tako a chanco If you will glvo mo n dollar and a quarter In paper monoy for each gold dollar's valuo ot my land In othor words, I'll give you my land for J1.250 dollars paper." Notice is hereby given that under and by vliiue of an Older of sale i-stied from the utllee of CiaiH McMillan. C erl; of the Distt let Court of tho Tenth Jniiieinl District within and for Web. -let county, Nebraska, upon a dioioe Pi all iiofloii pending therein, wbeiein .( I ii Kiln in ! iilm'tV ui.d hlmIii-' Wu'.ter .1 .McCoy el ul are defendants. I shall oifct for sale at p ililic vonilut. M-C'Uf.Ing to tlie teltns of suld ileeiee to the highest biddoi tor e-tsh In Intiid iMlu s,,uth door of the Couit lloil.-'i ut lUd Cloud, Neiniiska, (tlni beiu.' the boildliic wheu-iii tlie last term el sin! court whs bullion) on the lt'rh daj ut .luii,. lOJIJ. ut - o'clock p. m of said day the following desciibed properu. ti.wit: llieMiuth W e-t Qiiurtei, except aioiit one and one-half note thereof iu the southeast corner theieof Used tor a eemelery, of Section Teu in Township Four, Range Twelve, Webster county, Nebraska. Given under my hand this llth day of June, li2'l JACK WALLER, SheiitV COMMISSIONERS PROCEEDINGS Soft monoy would bo only another way for tho money-politicians to hand tho farmer tho samvi dirty deal as tho baskot manipulator. In tho first caso the farmer unknowingly gavo a bushol and a quarter of his product, and In tho socond caso ho would havo to give a dollar and a quarter ot his money, for a dollar's value In return. , June IS, 1023 T.ii.s being ono of tho dates fixed by law for a meeting of Count: Boaid the Webster County Board of ,.ounty Commissioners met nt l o'clock p. m. All members piOfCiit. The uond of H. F. John as Road Overs-eer of Dist. No. 12 was ii prov ed by Board The petition of W. R. Burwell signed by ,'M legal voter-, and Free Holders of Inavale Precinct was fled with Board asking that license to conduct n Pool and Billard hall in Inavale, Nebraska, be granted to W. R. Bur- vvoll Tim Rnnnl snf .TilW- Otli nf O o'clock p. m. as the time for hearing any objections to the granting of license. A petition signed by R. J. Chaplin and others was filed by Board ask ing perm'ssion to play Sunday Base Ball on the SEVi of section 33-3-10 in Elm Creek precinct. Motion made and carried that permission be grant ed said games to be conducted in accordance with the state law govern ing such games. Tlie protest of the International Harvester Co. against the amount of tax paid by them for the year 1922 was den'ed and County Treasurer in structed to take up protest tax re ceipt and issue recular receipt in place of Mime. o The claim of M. MasMnger who had paid his 1922 Real Estate tax under protest was denied and county treasurer instructed to issue regular tax receipt. Motion made and carried that for the purpose of determining salar'es of Cbunty Officials which nre based on 'population, that the population of Webster County is in excess of 12,000. Said figures arrived at by comparisons of votes cast in past years in Webster County. The following claims were audited and allowed and County Clerk in structed to draw warrants on the proper funds in payment of same: GENERAL FUND a J. Cox H. A. Stumpenhorst T. J. Chaplin C. A. Waldo H-. II. dwell .-.. BRIDGE FUND Vera McLcon E. S. Cox - Geo. Trine .- .-- G. A. Wells Peter Knchnns .- Harm Hopper Wilbur Peterson Emil Sack Rollie Brooks -. IT. r, Pels ...... II. L. Schonk Peter Mcintosh Com. Dist. No. 2 Ed Ilersh Boom Bros. . .. .... 11. E. Haringtou Ernest Grnuer ... C. R. Rnkostrnw ,.$333.C0 .. 273.35 253.90 . 385.00 ... 285.00 ...$ 21.00 .. 20.50 . 4.80 51 -15 ... 52.70 . . 8.00 .... 2G2.50 .... 4.00 ... 0.00 ... 13 00 ... 49.25 . 025 .. 131.00 .... 23 00 ... 23.00 ... 2.10 3.00 ... o ) No further business the Board ad journed to meet July 9-1923. B. P. PERRY, County Clerk. Round Trip to EUROPE $110 Why Pay Excessive Rates The Great Northern Steamship Company (Incorporated) Announces that Arrangements are Now Being Made for Monthly $ 1 1 0 Round Trips to Europe Boston Southampton $110 One Way $65 Couucctini; for London, Liverpool, Lellavrc THE ABOVE PRICES POINTS AS The Company plans to Boston Gothenburg $138 One Wsy &7S Cotinuctiii loi Chrlltlnnio, Stockholm, Hclsingiors Danzig, Riga, Copenhagen WILL INCLUDE RAILROAD FARES TO FAR NORTH AS STOCKHOLM carry approximately two thousand passengers monthly. Make your plans uow for a trip during the coining season. who wish to visit the battlefields of Frauce, the Shakespeare country, Scandinavia, the Lund of the Mid night Sun, etc. A chance of a life time! So it would seem; but it is more than that. The company will build for a permanent business, planning on setting a new standard of high-class ocean travel on a one class basis. That this can be done at a fair margin of profit has al ready been proved and is further outlined iu our prospectus. You'll find it extremely intcrcstiug. A round trip, with all expenses on shipboard included, at uo more ex pense than a vacarion right here at home! To meet the ever increasing demand iu this country for au in expensive and at the same time thoroughly comfortable aud enjoy able traus-Atlautic voyage, is the prime object of the Great Northern Steamship Company. Organized by progressive business men who realize the exceptional opportunity offered for inexpensive travel iu Europe, the Company will cater to the thousands of intelligent persons WE WILL ALSO SHOW YOU HOW YOU MAY BECOME A PART-OWNER IN THE MOST TALKED OF ENTERPRISE IN YEARS We havo an opening for an energotlc representative in your locality. This is an excellent opportunity for a person ot character to build up a permanent businoss both for himself and tho Great Northern. 13" Cut out and mail with your uamc and address "& A. Wikstrom Information Dcp't. Edmunds Bldg., Suite 54 Boston, Mass. I am interested iu securing full in formation regarding a trip to: (Mark a cross) One way Round trip England France Germany ... ' Italy Sweden Noaway Denmark Baltic Provinces Finland Russia . SUBSCRIPTION BLANK .19. United States Service, Inc. Head Office, Edmunds Bldg. Boston, Mass. f Check Enclose find P. O. Order for ( Draft 1 $ as payment in j j? (for units of the shares of The Great Northern Steamship Company. Inc. Price per unit $50.00. (Four Preferred and two Common Shares to each unit.) Have Certificate and Receipt issued -.- ja tkc namc 0f: Name .- Street or R.f.d City or town State : - c. - n, o i , The abov.e price quoted for immedi- Street or R. f. d - ate acceptance only. When baying on installments 25 per City or town ccnt 0 purchase price must accom pany order, balance may be made in State tea monthly paymente. Name . BAPTIST Bible school at 10 a. m. Morning Service at 11 a.m. Subject: "The Reign of law; Shall sumptuary laws be enforced?" Evening Service 8. Subject: "Some rollgiou9 fallacies." Monthly Covenant meetlnp on Wed nesday evenlug Juno 27th. The ordinance of the Lord's Supper, Sunday, July 1st. Wo nre rejoicing greatly over the promised success of the Union Vacat ion Bible school. Very marked enthns- lusui Is manifested and tho attendance1 U lnrco mid representative. Another year of as creditable increase and the bchool will be as popular as tho Chtiu taun.ua in its best days. By the wUy'eomo of the guarantors of the latter are being Interested in considering the piobabllltlesln thoab sence of n local manager. Who 19 go lug to bo hold rebponslblo for the changed plan? Aro wo going to or ganize or let the matter drift? Who huows. Cordial Invitation to all uot attend, elsewhere. I W. Kdson, Pastor. GARFIELD COMMUNITY 10 a. m., Sunday School. Review of the characters studied during the quar ter. 11 a. m., Sermon, "Does Education Pay?" 8 p. m., Program by Youug Folks De partraent. 8:45 Sermon, "Looking for an Idoal". The Margin of Safety Is represented by tho amount of insurance you carry. Don't lull yourself Into a fancied security. Because fire has never touched yon It doesn't follow that you're iminuno Tomorrow -no today, If you have time aud you better find time come to the ofllce and we'll write a policy on your house, furniture, store or merchandise. -LATER MAY HE TOO LATE- O. C. TE'EL Reliable Insurance fc .'j ( -t I