The Red Cloud chief. (Red Cloud, Webster Co., Neb.) 1873-1923, May 03, 1923, Image 3
b ' RED CLOUD, NEBRASKA, CHIEF l-m 1 1S - f 7 J. V-r- i t V To know how good a cigarotte really can b must FARM-LIGHTING PLANT K new KUiirinti'cil, 2 li w Ouslimaii Unlit Inn pl.int i'uitiiiitii, rruly to run, iwiuntt-i' Ml blddn I'vguliir priur $150 Co nt fnclury to turn In'i) cash our prlco J32S Oft ELECTRIC PLAYER PIANOS Mnlioitnny rune, kIum from uxcil piiyrr, caBh J150 CO, Out. rnic Si-elmo: k!ah front, lisotl iilaypr. chhIi I'OO no 1'hotopiuyiT. plum, ffcllun double re I iiimli'l, cnn!i J100 00 run rjvi.To co mi.nni:aimms, mi.nn. Peppy Baby Chicks of All Breeds 7 els. toSlctHi fancy iiu.ility. Write CHICKEN UTTLE HATCHERY, Unccln, Neb. Shoe Polishes Creamery and Cream Station Supplies Milt Bottles find Daitv Supplln; Zr.t Cjjti and Chicken Coops: Hollers. KENNEDY & PAftSONS CO. 1309 Jonei St. 11 V. Third St. OMAHA SIOUX CITY -HEAN OPTICIAN 1123 O Street :: Lincoln, Neb - I "" W. N. U., LINCOLN, NO. 17-1923. ' Fielding's Rank as Author. ' Henry Kidding (17U707.1I) wns the greatest novelist of the Eighteenth century. He was playwright, a law yer and a police court Judge. His pages teem wltii life and humor. His miistci piece, Tom Jones, written In 17-10, iii selected by Coleridge as one of the three most perfect plots In literature. Not Much to Ask. "Of course, Henry, I know I'm In the wrong but I do think you might agree with me!" o rnaao a IT'STOASTEDVj SB si Servo Raisin Food Raisin WeekApril 23 to 29 slrfrfa-w. Si-PJMyff "T--BggwKsggggggMgiiSs?' - - Have You Tried Them from your modern bakers' ovens? These big, brown loaves of "old-fashioned" full-fruited raisin bread? Note the raisin flavor that permeates these loaves. Count the big, plump, ten der, juicy raisins in each slice. It's ral raisin bread the kind you're looking for. Reody-baked to save bak ing at home. Delicious and convenient and economical in cost. We've arranged with bak trs in almost every town and city to bake this full-fruited raisin bread. SUN-MAID RAISINS The Supreme Bread Raisin Sun-Maid Raisins are grown and packed in California by Sun-Maid Raisin Growers, a co-operative organization com prising 14,000 grower members. Blue Package VMM w tuaaaMa Aspirin Say "Bayer" and Insist! Unless you see the nnmo "Bayer" on package or on tablets yon are not got tins the genuine Bner product pre scribed by phsiclans over twenty-two yenrs and proved safe by millions for Colds lU'iidiiclio Tt othucho Lumbago Earache llheiimntlsm Neuralgia Pain, Pain Accept "Bayer Tablets of Aspirin" only. Each unbroken package contains proper directions. Handy boxes of twelve tablets cost few cents. Drug gists also sell bottles of '2 I and 100. Asporln is the trade mark of Bayer Manufacture of Mononcoticacldester of Sullcyllcacld. Advertisement. We Believe Him. A university pi nfo-isor declares that the money spent for cosmetics and perfumes last year was fiO per cent more than t lie endowments of all uni versities and colleges. And Judging from tlit' number of times the dear tilings bave to make up their faces ever. day we believe lilm. To Have a Clear, Sweet Skin Touch pimples, redness, roughness or Itching, If any, with Cutlcura Oint ment, then bathe with Cutlcura Soap and hot water. Ulnso, dry gently and dust on u little Cutlcura Talcum to leave a fascinating fragrance on skin. Everywhere lioc each. Advertisement Dry Farming. Brown How do you raise potatoes In a dry summer? .Tones Planted onions among them. You see the onions made their eyes water so that they didn't mind the dry weather at all. Farm Life. Just say to your grocer Bed Crosi Ball Blue when buying bluing. You will be more than repaid by the re sults. Once tried always used. Ad vertisement. Gas Keeps Stride With Electricity. In spite of the tremendous strides of the electrical Industry, the gas in dustry today employs live times ns ninny men and twenty times ns much capital as in 1S0O. A hypocrite never succeeds In mis leading others as far as he misleads himself. Order from your grocer or a neighborhood bake shop. Say you want the bread that's made with Sun-Maid Raisins. Good raisin bread is a rare combination of the benefits of nutritious cereal and fruit both Rood and good for you, eo serve it at least twice a week. Use more raisins in your cakes, puddings, etc. You may be offered other brands that you know less well than Sun-Maids, but the kind you want is the kind you know is good. Insist, therefore, on Sun-Maid brand. They cost no more than ordinary raisins. Mail coupon for free book of tested Sun-Maid recipes. CUT THIS OUT AND SEND IT Sun-Maid Raisin Growers, Fresno, California Please send me copy of your free book, "Recipes with Raisins." Name Strict City State . MARY GPAHAM BONNER. i MliCt If tIN hV'im UN OH ... i i - PIGS' PASTIME "Grunt, grunt," Mild Grandfather Porky Pig. "Can't .ou think up nn.vthltig new to sa V Inquired .MKs Hum. "Xi-lhlri'." Mild Grandfather Porky Pig. "which belter tells the way 1 feel til. .11 those two' c.piv- he voids, Grunt, Grunf." "Well." said Miss II.uii. "I v 111 ad mit that 'Miieal, squeal,' uie two word of which I'm pui-tiiul:irl. fond, but still you begin all convci'sut'ons. it seem to me, with 'Grunt. Grunt. "Perhaps we .hoiihl not entl them two words. After all, thej'io only on.'." "Now !.e careful." said Grandfather Pi rkv PI,-. "Don't try to lie too fussy about words or you'll get all mixed up. You we.-e getting In pretty deep wlen you were -uing that the two wolds, after all, 'were only 'one.' Curious speech, that." "What do you mean by saying I vrs getting In deep':" asked Miss Ham. "Peep In whatV" "Peep in mistakes" said Grandfa ther Pinky. "You were getting bo.voml our depth In what you knew. That can be dene. Oh, e, one can get be yond one's depth In more than the wa ter. "When people try to talk about some thing which N beyond their knowledge they :et in ton deep, too. They get all confused and mixed up. "That N what I mean. "You said I began all conversations wotli 'Grunt. GiTiit.' Mn.vbe I do. 1 "I Can Alv.-.ys Uc Cure of Myself." run think -f no bdter way of heg'n- tilng u conversation, and surelj a con vei'.'.iitlun must be lieg.in somehow. "You can't lust plunge into a conver saticii right in (lie middle. That I-n't jiolite, and it wouldn't be fair to the conversation. "It would suiprl.ie it too much. "Yi's-. tlit' best way Is to hne n goed hcg't.iiliig. Now, I say 'Grunt, Grunt' Just ns some would say: " 'llow-do-you-do?' "That's my way." "You almost speak as though a con versitlon had feelings," .said Miss Ham. "A conversation," '-Ik continued, "wouldn't care if ,ou did Jump light into the middle i-f It." "You can't tell," said Grandfather Porky. "Very strange things happen. "But yoii'ie not letting me get far in my talk," he added. "Pear me, did you hne something rise to sny?" asked Miss Ham. "Of course," said Grandfather Porky. "I have something else to say. I mere ly begin by 'Grunt, Grunt' anil then I grunt a long, Intere-tlng conversation." "I'd let some one else call It Inter esting," said .MN-. Ham. "Perhaps no one will." said Grand father Porky. "I thought I'd make sure of some one and so I said It myself. I can always lie sure of myself." "It's something that yoii'ie pleased with youiself," said Miss Hum, as she twisted her little tall. "Well, let mo hear what you have to say," she added. "I know you want to tell me." "Not unless you want to hear," said Grandfather Porky. "If I should wiy I didn't you'd be a sad pig," said .Miss J lam. And, as Porky knew that was tho truth, lie didn't say anything more about being anxious that she should want to hear him, but began to talk right away. "I heard the other day that every one had a favorite pastime. "That meant that everyone had a favorite amusement or way of passing time pleasantly and enjoynbly. "And so I decided we bhniild have u pastime we pigs. "The pastime which we would decide upon as our favorite wculd be the re sult of a vote, and so I'm going to ask all the pigs to vote en what they think should be considered our favorite pas time. "The pastime which receives the greatest number of votes will bo chosen." So all the plgu were railed, nml they all voted i-n the favorite pastime of pigs. And every one voted for the same pastime the delightful pastime of eat ing. Yes, every one of them voted for that! On Saturday Night. Teacher Now. Willie, what Is the Order of the Buth? wiine tptr.zii'iu .loiir.ny comes i llrst, then Ileliry, then the baby, und then me. Loudon Atihwers, I if " i? STRAHL FEELS LIKE NEW MAN Portland Citizen Declares Tan lac Completely Overcame Stomach Troubles. J. T. Strain, 0517 SSth St., Portland, Oregon, speaking of his experience with Tanlae, says: "Tnnlac has ended my stomach trou ble, built me up eighteen pounds mid I now enjoy the best health of my life. But for two years before I got Tanlae, stomach trouble had mu In Its grip, and all sorts of ailments kept bobbing ip to cause me misery. Scarcely any thing I ate agreed with me, and I kept falling off till I was sixteen pouniH underweight. Gas on my stomach bloated me till 1 could luinlly breathe. I had attacks of biliousness ami had to bo nil the time tnklng laxatives. "Tanlae put nip on my feet, fixed, mo up so I can eat heartily, sleep llko n top and wink nt full speed. Thoro's no two ways about It: Tanlae suro builds it so'ld foundation for health." Tanlae Is for snlo by all good drug gists. Over :i.ri million bottles sold. Advertisement. Sheika From a Distance. Two :,oung girls, pupils tit a high school 'ere talking on a street car. It seeti"d that love with a capital L had onteiei) their lives. "Do you know Bobby Blank?" one of them asked. 'Oil, yes," her compnnlnn said." But I've known him too long to think much about him. I do not think you can care much for a fellow you've known u long time, do you? I like these sheiks from u distance." Anil her companion nodded sagely. "COLD IN THE HEAD" In an ncuto attack of Nnsnl Catarrh. Thono subject to frequent "colds" are Bcnorally In a "run down" condition. irAXiT..'8 CATAItrtir MEDIcrNIO Is a Treatment ronalBtlni; of on Ointment, to be URod locally, and a Tonic, which acta Quickly through tho Blood on tho Mu coun Surfaces, building up tho Syntcm, and maklrtK you lcsn llublo to "colda." Bold by dniKRlsto for ovor 40 Yeara. 7. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, O. Pie. "This Is n queer pie. Where did you get the recipe?" "It was furnished 'Apnrtment Hints' by a movie actress." "No wonder It's u queer pie." Louis ville Courier-Journal. If one has an nudlence for his re marks he has much to bo thankful for. Punning into debt Is an nrt that Is Incomplete without knowing how to get out. YOU CAN color yonr batr taall, quickly ond anleljr by nalnff O-llan flair Color He- torer. Sat to one water. Make fou look young again. At all gix1 drmrirltu, 73 centa, or illrfct iroin iittwiu ti.Lia, memiait, Mtmpau, ' icon A fontc Gives Charming New Color Tone to Old Sweaters 1 U If ClIIS PUTNAM FADELESS DYES-dyes or tints as you wish RESENT TAKING OF CENSUS I THE PROVERBIAL LAST STRAW I THIS WORM FINALLY TURNED Enumerators In India Find Their Jobs Full of Undesirable Thrills Many Are Beaten. The trials and tribulations of a staff of some U.OOO.OOO census takers to find out there weie approximately .'UlMXMt.OOO people In India In 1021, have been related by J. Marten, cen sus commissioner for India. The employment of this huge nrmy of enumerators, said Mr. Marten, was necessitated by the fact that, owing to the Illiteracy of the population, tho employment of the householder as enumerators of his household was Im possible. He told of Instances of enumerators being stabbed by suspi cious Hindus, who considered the cen sus takers too Inquisitive. Some of the natives, on the other hand, resort ed to violence when bribery failed to Induce the census takers to makfa false entries showing that the natives enjoyed higher stations In the soclul scale than was really the case. The census, Mr. Marten said, showed gain of 1.2 per cent over the population of 1011. Tho average density of population over tho whole of India was 177 to the Kquaro mile. The maximum density of any province was In Bengal, where there were fouud to be COS to the square mile. Burst Its Bonds. Another girl and 1 are studying home nursing during tho evening, which necessitates our staying downtown for dinner. In order to save expenses wo cook our meals In the ofJlco and conse quently have had to tako down a lot of kitchen utensils. I was bringing a frying pan down one morning. It was an awkward bun dlo to carry, and when I got In tho crowded street car away up In front so that every one could see me some thing went "clang," like a llro alnrm. Everybody looked, and there In front of mo was my frying pan, which had fallen out of the paper. A man near ly fell over It, but kindly picked It up and gave It to me. There I hnd to stand until tho end of my Journey. Chicago Tribune. Where the Money Went. Doctor "Well, I hope you profited by my advice." Patient "Yes, doctor, but not sn much as you did." Prayer books may yet get n re vision that will Include- n petition for those who go up In airships. For a light, sweet dough let your ponge tonight with Nothing equals the thrill of pride that comes from a fine baking of home made bread made with your own hands to supply your own family table. Said for free booklet "The Art of Baking Bread' lr&SfyvW6Bi!l I' 7 BsfcffalSB PA Jl SICK HEADACHE Take a good dose I CARTERS tnen take z or IIXTsLE IVER PILLS "Puritan Massachusetts." Good old Puritan Massachusetts, which Is no longer Puritan, by the way, but Unman Catholic, has, ac cording to the HK!0 census, 'JS per cent of foreign-born population and but lU.l) per cent of native-born of native parentage. Immigrants anil the tlrst generation of their children make up over two-thirds of her population. New York city, which Is tho largest Italian city and the largest Jewish city In the world, to say nothing of being the largest negro city, has only i!0.7 per cent of native-born popula tion of native parentage. From tlm Independent. For truo blue, use Bed Cross Ball Blue. Snowy-white clothes will be sure to result. Try It and you will al ways use It. All good grocers huvo It. Advertisement. Rather Well Defined. A negro was trying to tell n newly nrrlvcd foreigner that be had been for a time In the hospital. "What's a hospital?" was the query. The reply wns: "A hospltnl am Jes' natchelly a museum o' misery." Every cloud has Its silver lining which you don't see until you tire on the other side of It. A man In love gives; a woman In love forgives. Flora's Papa Had Stood Much, but This Time Mickey Had Gone Be yond the Limit. Mickey Is n collie pup. Flora's sister gave Mickey to Flora last Christmas. Mickey has done n great many things that a little dog hIioiiIC not do, but his wngglng tall, roguish expres sion and rolypoly antics nave always won him forgiveness. But now Mickey Is In disgrace. , Flora's uininmn didn't get angry when Mickey pulled the cover off tho table and broke one of her best china cups. Flora's papa forgave Mickey when he chewed the sole off one of his house slippers. And, of course, Flora couldn't do ntiythlng when Mickey tore one of her best silk stockings. But last wed: the assessor enme to Flora's house and Mickey met him on the front porch. Flora's papa says: "It's too much." Indlunnpolls News. Population and Squaro Miles. There would be nbout nlno people to the square mile If the entire popula tion of tho world were distributed equally over tho earth's total surface urea of nbout 107,000,000 square miles. We'ro nbver entirely safe from snowstorm until nfter the first rain bow. What to Making a Big Word Car-bo-hy-drntes make up about GO per cent of the average diet. They produce heat and energy. They are largely secured from tho grain and vegetable starches. In the long, slow baking by which Grape-Nuts is produced from wheat and mnlted bnrley, tha grain starcho3 nre partially pre digestcd. They nre changed to "dextrins" and "mnltoso" forms of Carbohydrates so easy to di gest that they form tho basis of tho most successful baby foods. Many peoplo hnvo digestive trouble caused by the food-starch In its original form, but Grape-, Nuts has been famous for a quarter-century for its exceptional easo of digestion, und assimilation, and Yeast Foam KLJgBk ggggBPPggggw. Hpl ''Tggggs gggA9VpPrft' iW gggga gnv igtjjJtj 1 wL 7 WW Northwestern Yeast Co. 1730 North Ashland Ave. Chicnuo.lll. of Carter's Little Liver Pills a lor a lew nignts niter, t ney restore the organs to their proper functions and Headache and the causes of it pass away. THEY HEGULATE THE BOWELS and PREVENT CONSTIPATION &S&2 X?w7$&xL Small Pill 5 Small Dose; Small Prlc. Must Make Use of Material. If we do not make use of our newly discovered materials, wo shall only continue to live stupidly In a stupid world. 13. C. Ltndcmnii. Sure Relief FOR INDIGESTION 6 Bell-ans Hot water Sure Relief v ELL-ANS 25 AND 75 PACKAGES EVERYWHERE Shake Into Your Shoes And sprinkle In the foot-bath Allen's Foot-Ease, the antiseptic, healing powder for Painful, Swollen, Sweating feet. It prevents blisters and sore spots and takes the sting out of corns and bunions. Always use Allen's Foot Ease to break in new shoes and enjoy the bliss of feet without an ache. Thoso who use Allen's Foot-Ease say that they have solved their foot troubles. Sold everywhere. Trial package and a Foot Ease Walking Doll sent Free. Address Allen's Foot-Ease, Le Roy, N. Y. Really Asking Too Much of Him to Sort Out Cats at That Timo of Night. Every cellnr window was broken In Mr. Jones' old tumble-down house. Consequently, all the small domestic animals In the neighborhood particu larly tho cats run In and out ut wIlL .Sometimes there was quite a gather ing In the cellar, and when a pet was missing, It was the regular thing to go to "Uncle Bill's" door with, "Have you seen my cat?" One evening n nearby family missed their "tortoiseshell" at bedtime, and concluding that she had Joined tho happy throng at Uncle Bill's, sent their man over to ask him If lie would tako a look and see If shu wns among tho Lumber. It may have been a day of many similar demands; nt all events. Uncle Bill was not in his usual good temper. "Your cat may be there, or shu mnj not be there," ho said, "hut I ain't a goln' to light up no lamp an' go down In that cellar this time o' night sortla out cats for nobody 1" World Needs Such Men. The man who Is Just and resolute will not be moved from his settled pur pose, either by the misdirected rage, of his fellow citizens, or by the threata of an imperious tyrant. Ilorace. An active brain will not tnke a vacation, no matter what efforts ona mnkes. P MWaM INDIGESTION jOaSffaLZ5! Eat and Why an Easy Part of Your Diet its splendid, building nourishment. It is a food for strength and en ergy, delightfully crisp nnd appe tizing, mndo today by tho satna formula which first brought this charm for tnsto and aid to health to tho world's dining table. Grape Nuts contains tho iron, phosphorus and the essential vitamin, so of ten lacking in modern, "refincd', foods. Many servings of teal food value in n pnekago of this eco nomical food. At your grocer's to day ready to servo with cream or milk. Grape-Nuts tho Bod Builder. "There's a Reason." Mada by Postum Cereal Co., Incv, Bat Us. Creek, Mich,