RED CLOUD, NEBRASKA, CHIEF J i. i i i ' !J il If j'i V i i & i H; ifl j vr PROVERBS HELD IN COMMON ffl iAifa Sr?rJe-wooir',MTt)arv0jf You nlinuM worry. Karl nml Zlta. You should ravo una ti-ar your linlr. You nhoulcl kick acnlnst the climate. curc thn Iickh nf vlntuse rare. You bIiouWI wall utKUt tlio Kunalilne, lillo houm out on tho bay drinking '',0UJ most Hiory nvenlru. lliteiilnir to tho KUltara play, kxlle on tho nirrry Islanil'n better'n oawlni; wood at Doom. Plots and lhronu ond bombs behind you, llfo Is not an 1 0 f en lorn. -N'AZ. tn Chicago Evening Post j, .M it. "" the comment ol tne nour mi I Karl f Mudeira once the Emperor Charles of Austrlu-Hungury und now the lust of the Hnp&burgs nml an exile and international outlaw. CI nrles and Zitn are in a villa on the Islaiul of Madeira nml have be gun their llle of ex-lie us, decreed by the allied council of ambassadors. They arrived from Constantinople on the British battle cruiser Cardiff. As thev motored to their villa crowds gathered along the way and cheered them. Their seven children wUl be taken to thein from Switzerland. Charles and Zlta, us everyone knows, sought rp fuge In Switzerland, after the collapse of the cen tral powers in 1018. The Swiss government was not enthusiastic over Charles, but consented to allow htm to remain within Its borders on the distinct understanding that he would hold aloof from any movement whatsoever for the recovery of "tho thrones that he had lost and against the new goeriinients, duly recognized by the powers of Europe, that had been established In his former dominions. Lust spring Charles nbused the hospitality reluc tantly accorded to him by the Swiss government, lie left his hwiutlful residence on tho shores of Lake (Jeneva, and proceeded In disguise to Hun gary, turning up at the royal palace ut Budapest and requesting the regent, Admiral llorthy, to sur render to him the supremo power to which tho admiral had been elected by his fellow citizens. The admiral quite naturally refused, and the coup came to a paltry end. Churles was turned out of the country without he or his followers muklng uny tight. Switzerland announced that It would no longer harbor him within Its borders, but relented at the pressing Instnnce of the powers of the entente, who nt the moment did not quite know what to do with him. So he wus allowed to rejoin his family In Switzerland In return for his giving his pnrole und pledging his most sacred word of honor that ho would abstain from any further uttempt to re cover the Hungarian throne. Yet despite those solemn pledges, he attempted last October another coup, leaving Switzerland by airplane with Zlta and nllghtlng In Hungary. A number of disaffected troops Hocked to his ling. Fighting ensued. There was n considerable amount of blood shed, and the neighboring states went to tho heavy expense of mobilizing their respective armies, threatening to lnvado Hungary If Haps, burg rule was restored nt Budapest. Charles' sec ond coup ended In dismal failure. The forces that he gathered uround him were surrounded and crushed, whllo he himself wus taken prisoner. Then crime the question of putting him where he fehould bo harmless. The congress of Versailles had adjourned, but It had delegated Its powers to n commission composed of Its ambassadors, which laid becomo a more or less permanent body, nml represented the views of their respective premiers, who constitute u sort of supremo International ouncll. These ambassadors, In tho name ot the ongross of Vorbnlllcs and In thnt of tlio supremo ouncll, decreed Charles of Hnpsburg un Intornu- outlaw. unworiuy nny longer oi ocjici mm nn n standing meniico to tho peace of Europe in tho event of his being left In relative freedom, since no dependence could no placed upon ins word of honor. Charles freely admitted when triKen prisoner in iHungury thnt ho had broken his plighted word, (bur miil'ntnlned that no promise that ho might give, no matter how sacred, could weight In tho balanco when he felt himself called by his people to resume Wb throne. Moreover, Charles persistently refused to re imnce his "hereditary rights." So In November Aviv tyfrfcmtiort( Charles was dethroned and the Hnpsburg dynasty was ousted from Hungary by a luw passed by the Hungarian national assembly. Portugal, which owns Mudelra, has consented to the residence of Churles on tho Island nnd has given assurances that she will prevent him from making nny further attempts to recover the crown of St. Stephen. That mny be another story, since Madeira contains many Germans who largely con trol the trade and Industry of tho Island. Beside, the government at Lisbon Is not the strongest In the world or tho most stable. Anyway, It's pretty soft for Carl nnd Zlta. They are treated as honored guests by the governor, MnJ. Acaclo Corrca Pinto. Their only gunrd la n plain clothes policeman and his principal duty la to keep off the beggars. "It's better'n sawing wood at Doom," the Jlnglo snys. It may be so. Holland Is not pleased with the residence of William Hohenzollern In her boundaries. The only reason she keeps him Is her time-honored tradition of refusing to surrender political offenders who hnvo sought refuge on her soil. He is to nil Intents nnd purposes a prisoner of state there, Queen "WUhelmlno's government being determined that he shall have no opportunity of mnklng llollnnd the place of nny Intrigues or conspiracies, either against tho German republic or against tho powers of the entente. So fur, William Hohenzollern has abstained from abusing In any overt fashion the unwilling hospital ity of tho Dutch government. Anyway, ho has not been caught nt It, and the government keeps him under the closest supervision, censoring his mall nnd telegrams and keeping track ofhls visit ors. So ho has not been guilty of breaking his parole. And though, probably tho most-hated man In all tho world, he can not be properly called an International outlnw, as Is Karl of Madeira. But If he should ever take It Into his bead to escape from the Ncthrclnnds, and to return to Germany, or In any way to disturb tho peace of Europe, ho would probably be promptly proclaimed by the council of ambassadors nn International outlaw, and would be fated to Internment In some remoto Atlantic or Pnclflc Island. He knows this. And that's why he's keeping quiet nnd sawing wood To mime Napoleon nnd then Karl of Madeira Is strongly suggestive of descending from the sublime to the ridiculous. Yet It Is Interesting to recall that Napoleon also broke his parole tlio unpar donable sin In the eyes of tho civilized world. Nnpolecn was compelled by tho allies to abdi cate the Imperial throno of Franco In 1814. Ho was treated with great consideration. He was per mitted by the allied powers ussembled In congress at Vlermo to retain all his civic rights. Ho was allowed to keep tho title of emperor, lie wus accorded for life the sovereignty of Elba, one of the most beautiful islands In tho Mediterranean. The honors due to a sovereign were left to lilm. Ho was assured of an annuity from tho treasury of France, and nil that was asked of him In re turn was that he should give his parole, pledge, his most solemn and sacred word not to lenvo the Island or to take any steps, directly or Indirectly, to plunge once more all Europe Into tho horrors of wnr. A few months later, In 3810, Napoleon deliberate ly broke ids parole, quitted Elba In secrecy, landed In France, raised tho standnrd of revolt against King Louis XVIII and against tho royal govern ment which had been re-established In Purls. Thus ho threw down the gauntlet to all Europe. Tho congress of Vienna, still In session, united at tho Instance "of tho French plenipotentiary, Prince Talleyrand, In proclaiming him nn International outlnw and ns beyond the pnlo of honor and of law, That Is why Nnpoleon was not allowed to set foot In England, where he had bogged to bo per mitted to spend the remainder of Ids dnys, nnd was shipped off to the lonely and remoto Island of St. Helena, In the south Atlantic, to spend tho rest Xto fy Mt&rrt fcufyr Unto of life n peculiarly bitter form of exile. Madeira, compared with St. Helena, Is an earthly paradise. Madeira, the Portuguese word for "for est," Is directly In tho Atlantic ocean trade routes and thus Is kept in dally touch with the outsldo world. The lslnnd. -100 miles west of Morocco, hns u temperate cllmnte. It Is 12 miles wide and 115 miles long nnd elliptical lu shape. Three other Islands nearby complete tho Madeira group. There Is a population of 170,000. Funchnl, tho chief city, has a population of more tlmn 20,000, nnd the Is land produces famous wine, us well ns nn iiliun dunce of fruits, grains and sugar. Oxen are main ly used for agriculture. Instead of draft horses nnd other farming methods nro primitive. It Is nearly ulwnys summer there. The lslnnd Is volcanic and Its scenery Is on a magnificent scale. So the Island Is famous us a health resort. Visitors remember tlio sleds drawn by oxen, runners being used Instcnd of wheels be cause of the precipitins streets, and the novel experience of coasting down a street paved with stone. ' What of Hungary's future? Though the Hops burg dynasty has been ousted and Charles Is In exile, there are other Hnpsburgs. Oenernl Lehnr, who wns Churles' Hungnrlnn supporter in tho Octo ber flnsco, hns disappeared ; his brother Franz, Vien nese composer of the "Merry Widow," Is searching for him. Admiral Nicholas llorthy Is regent of Hungnry and Hungnry apparently wants a mon archy and mny make him emperor. Ferenc Vecsey, tho Hungarian violinist now In this country, Is n cousin of Regent llorthy. Ho says : "Hungary desires n monarchy, but not a Haps burg monarchy. To understand the way my peo ple feel, you must remember that government und religions In their country go hand In hand. Ours wns an apostolic monarchy. The ruler wore the crown of St. Stephen. "But the Hnpsburg family is thoroughly hated. It Is decadent house. Whnt Hungary needs Is new blood. Admiral llorthy represents the people. lie iias their Interests ut heart. Ho Is clean, ener getic, patriotic and endowed with a strong charac ter, lie has completely reorganized the army, "The carving up of Hungnry only can result In discontent. We have lost 10,000,000 of our popula tion, although many have drifted back to the little Hungary nnd nro living In wagons, In railroad sta tions, everywhere. The present arrangement can not bo permanent. Wo must bo given back our territory, and If necessary, for the maintenance of peace, an autonomy could be created of a part of Hungnry, where each of the many nations living there could speak Its own language. Then Hun gary, her Integrity restored, should Join tlio llttlo entente. As It Is now, she Is Isolated." Does ltegent llorthy want to be emperor? Ap parently not. Anyway, ho has a position without precedent nil tho functions nnd authority of a king without tho title. As everyone knows, he was a leading llguro In the war. With tho outbreak of tho revolution which resulted In the Hungnrlnn republic under Karolyl, he retired to his estates. But he ciimo back from private llfo to oppose tho Bolshevists. Parliament made him regent In 1020 and since then has been holding the reins of gov ernment, never knowing what the morrow mny bring forth. "Within a short time Empress Zlta and her hus band, Emperor Charles, will return to tho throno of Austria." This prediction was rnndo by the Prlnco Heno do Bourbon, brother of tho ex-empress of Austria, who Is In the United States on a busi ness trip. "Eighty per cent or more of the people nro anxious to have them return ns quickly as possible," Remarkable Similarity of Ideas Noted Among Nations, Doth of the Old and New World. The similarity of Ideas all over the ivorhl Is found In the similarity of ex pressions to convey the Ideas. The old English proverb, "A fool and his money are soon parted," finds Its counterpart In tho phrase, "There Is no medicine for a fool." But the Japanese also claim that by good management they can do something even with fools, when they sny, "Fools and scissors move luvoidlng to the mode of ustng them," Some of us car ry our Latin with us all our lives, lust because we had a good teacher. To these, the old Lutln saying. "The eagle does not catch files," (Aqullu non caplt inuscas) will recall old memories of the pride nnd sarcasm of the Ho niaiis. So also will they be pleased to read the Japanese aphorism, "The fal con does not peck at ears of corn." which Is true, as falcons, especially those of the peregrine type, are much more likely to seize and carry small animals like lambs, rabbits, chickens. Philadelphia Ledger. HAVE NEW RINGWORM CURE TAKE ASPIRIN ONLY AS TOLD BY "BAYER" Roentgen Rays Are Being Used Suc cessfully In Treatment of Most Annoying Affliction. Itlugworm Is now successfully treat ed by removing the hair with Uo.nf gen rays and then applying a lotion which will penetrate (lie hair follicles and kill the parasites that are the cause of t lie trouble. Ors. Howard Fox and T. B. II, An derson, both of the United States public health s'ervlce, describe In the Journal of the American Medical Asso ciation the latest technique and cite u few of the strange reMilts that have followed when the new hair grew In again. They have observed that sometimes a golden-haired child Is transformed Into a brunette, a straight-haired Into n curly-headed and the kinky wool of negroes becomes straight. But they express much doubt as to the perma nency of these changes. "Daycr" Introduced Aspirin to tht Physicians Over 21 Years Ago. To get quick relief foTlow carefully the safe nnd proper directions tn each unbroken packuge of "Bayer Tablets of Aspirin." This packngo Is plainly stumped with the snfety "Buyer Cross." The "Bnyer Cross" menus tho gen uine, world-fnrnous Aspirin prcscrlled by physicians for over twenty-out years. Adsertlsement, OCEANS HARD TO IMAGINE MOTHER, QUICK! GIVE CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP FOR CHILD'S BOWELS People of the Middle Ages Found If Difficult to Conceive Extent of Waters. Eratosthenes wns right; tho earth wus a globe. But what philosopher ever Imagined that It was so largo I Homer was right when he sang of tho "mighty flood," but he was thinking of the Insignificant Mediterranean, What poet had Imagination enough to picture tho vastness of the Paclflcl Many had surmised the truth, but non had realized Its extent. When the caravels of Columbus line sailed und returned the wise ones xt the Kermis sunce were astonished by the btory brought home. It seemed Impossible thnt there could be so much water. Ami still tho girth of the seas was uncomprehended. It was only when Magellan's Santn Vlttrrla hud clrcum navigated the globe and dropped an chor In the Buy of Sun Lucur that a realization of the world of water be gun to dawn. Tho Atlantic was as tonishing enough in nil conscience; but the Pacific was overwhelming and duinfounillng. John C. Van Dyke. Even a sick child loves the "fruity" taste of "California Fig Syrup." If the llttlo tongue Is coated, or If your child Is listless, cross, feverish, full of cold, or has colic, n teaspoonful will never fall to open tho bowels. In n few nours you can see for yourself how thoroughly It works all the constipa tion poison, sour bile nnd waste from the tender, little bowels nnd gives you n well, playful child again. Millions of mothers keep "California Fig Syrup" handy. They know n tea-' spoonful today saves n sick child to morrow. Ask your druggist for genuine "California Fig Syrup" which has di rections for bublcs nnd children of ull ages printed on bottle. Mother I You must say "California" or you mny get an imitation llg syrup. Advertisement Not So Different. Mose, an Inhabitant of the hack woods, had upon making a trip to the city, decided to take dinner nt a cafe. Upon Inspecting the menu, Mose's eye fell upon the Item, "French fried potatoes," and, to satisfy flls curiosity, ordered some. After having partaken of n portion of his order, tlio dusky backwoods man remarked: "Huh I This yore-all don't tnstc to me like uutliln' but plain 'Nlted States spuds." Everybody's Magazine. Things to Teach Child. Teach the children to help lu mnk lng and keeping tho house attractive, says Mother's Magazine. Needless marring and scratching of furniture means money and labor expended needlessly. If children nre taught how to mnko small repairs, they will be Interested In the condition of tho house. The saving of fii(l und light sliould bo taught. The cureless use of fuel Is exactly tho same as burning money. Show them why they leave tho room, and teach them to use the gas or oil stove economically. When the boy Is old enough to tend tho fur mice, show him how to take euro of It properly. Ho will bo Interested In the saving of coal. The amount saved by the more careful use of light ant. fuel might well be Invested In some thing for the benefit of the wholo family. Mysterious Stove, At n recent electrical exposition n "mystic stove" attracted no llttlo at tention. This Idea Is by no means new; In fact, In one of Its most spec tacular forms It consists of a kettle of water boiling on a cako of Ice. Tho solution bf such mysteries Is powerful magnetic Induction, which causes the generation of powerful electric current In the pot, pan or kettle. Tho layman is, of course, greatly mystified, since water can be boiled, eggs fried, nnd so on, with no visible sourco of heat. Tlio hand can be passed over the tapestry-covered table without feeling any trace of heat. Scientific American. Virtue of Government. Government mitigates the inequality of power, und makes an Innocent man, though of the lowest rank, n match for the mightiest of his fellow subjects. Addison. After hearing some men talk you nre surprised ut the small hats they wenr. High Prices. The night cashier overheard a pe culiar conversation In Beaver Crosv Ing the other dny. A farmer was In a store buying sor,;e groceries. "Want uny flour?" asked tho grocer. "No, flour's too high. ,1 enn git along with-, out It." After n whllo tho grocer said: "Sold your wheat, Bill?" "Nopo; I'm going to hang onto mine; they uln't pnyln' notliln' for It yet." St. Louis Globe-Democrat. Bis Loss. "Tlmo Is money." "You renllze thnt when some plug makes slow time In n rnco." This world may not bo extremely cultured, but If It Is honest that's enough to bo sntlsfled with. Overwork may wenr u mnn to death and underwork hore him to denth. SPIRIN Never say "Aspirin" without saying "Bayer." WARNING! Unless you see name "Bayer" on tablets, you are not getting genuine Aspirin prescribed by physicians over 21 years and proved safe by millions for (tolds . 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