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GOES TO PRISON FOR BUDDY
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Haley, Canadian Soldier,
Harry W
Serves Time to Gavo No Man's
Land Comrade.
A story of personal sacrifice, unique.
lti annals of the World war, Is that
of Hurry W.
Haley, who served
In Leavenworth
prison to repay a
war-lime buddy
lor his life. Haley
has written the
American Legion
(he first account
of his action.
Wounded and
left In no man's
land, Haley, a
Canadian soldier,
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was slowly (lying
from loss of blood when ho was picked
up by Trlvnte Thomas O. Jones, an
American. After taking his buddy to
safety, Jones disappeared. Buck in
the lines ngnln, Haley was captured by
the Germans and lost all truce of his
rescuer.
On May 20, 1021, Haley arrived at
the liomc f his sweetheart In Canada.
Hls'wcddlng wan to occur at 8 o'clock
and the guests wero assembled.
Then Private Jones reappeared. lie
had deserted the army at Fort Slocum,
N. Y.. because, he said, they were going
to Had him back to Germany. Ho was
suffering from mustard gas burns nnd
tmd n wife and two children dependent
xpon him.
tyiley acted quickly. Telling Jones
Jo return to IiIr wife nnd keep quiet,
(e informed his fiancee of his Intention,
Hhc declined to wait while ho served
the term Jones would hnvo to spend
In prison. At the hour of the wedding
Haley took n train for St. I'nul, Minn.
He gave himself to the flrst police
oflicer he encountered, declaring he
w.is Private Thomas G. Jones, wanted
for desertion.
Tried by court-mnrtlal at Port Crook,
.Vol)., Holey wch sentenced to dls
ltonornblc discharge nnd six months In
prison. He hud served nil but 18 days
of his sentence when uuthorltlcs. by
checl-.liig fingerprints nnd Idcntlllrn
tlnn learned ef the substitution. The
Veginn is petitioning President Ilnrdlng
to purge the dishonorable discharge
from Haley's record.
NOTED LEGION GUEST BUSY
Marshal Foch Nearing End of Tour
of Forty-Two Statea and Jaunt
That Totals 1G.000 Miles.
When Marshal Foch sails for Paris
and much needed rest, he will have
traveled n total
of 10,000 miles on
his tour of 42
states ns guest of
the American Le
gion. More than
200 towns nnd
cities will hnve
been vKlted by
the allied gener
nllsKlmo, In each
of which the local
Legion post and
everybody In the
community put
forward their best
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French hero.
The Legion tour Inkos Marshal Koch
from coast to coast and from Now Or
leans to Minneapolis. Despite his
seventy years, the eating of nrtlstlcul
ly gotten up banquets which are more
or less digestible, and nlnuHt us many
speeches each day us there are hours,
the mnrshal will go back to Franco
"feeling tine." He likewise withstood
the ndmlnistrnllon of the degree of
LL.D. conferred upon, him by 17 uni
versities nnd colleges.
One of the marshal's lust photo
graphs, tnken In un unguarded mo
ment, depicts his "lighting face," ac
cording to his aide's. American Legion
members of the Foch party, however
declnre it moreover shows the effects
of the long strain on the allied leader.
Above tho Draft Age.
John Sylvester Myers, one hundred
and two years old, walked from his
home at Lime nidge to Bloomsburg,
Pn., lo nddross n meeting of tho
Bloonibburg post of tho American Le
gion. Myers told how ho tried to get
Into service during tho World war, but
niB rejected, becnuso he wns "abovo
tho droft nge." The centennrlnn told
an Interesting story of his life, lie
had served in tho Mexican nnd Civil
wars, and was rejected from service
during the Spanish-American war bo
cause of his age. lie has also served
In tho navy. Ho has bcon mnrrlcd
threo times, his last murringo being
ut the ago of ninety-two. "I feel Just
us good as I over did," declared tho
veteran.
He Is Not Dead but Sleepeth.
"So tho saloons urc dead," mourned
tho overseas veteran, returning to the
land of tho free, for tho first time
since 1017.
"Yeu," answered his friend cheerily,
"but you can communicate with their
BDlrlts." American Legion Weekly.
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Carrying On With the
American Legion
An uniiy kitchen nnd 1,000 cots hnvc
been placed lit former barracks nt
Cleveland to euro for Jobless ex-service
men.
A 5 per cent discount on nil pur
chases lins been accorded members of
Uio American Legion by the majority
of merchants In Arcadia, Kin.
There la u Polish nost ainonc the
posts of various nationalities of the
American Legion. Argonne Ih its nntmi
und It Is located nt Toledo, O.
Motion pictures nro shown three
nights u week ut the American Legion
theater, which has Just been estab
lished by a post In Attn Vista, Knn.
Agents of the Chicago American Le
gion post which hns undertaken the
reconstruction of Mcsnll-en-Arronnlso,
Plcardy, have gotten the project under
way.
Hnrold'Wclls, Petersburg, Vn blind
ed In the war, was loaned $1,000 by tho
American Legion post there. He es
tablished n tobneco shop nnd hns paid
bnck the debt.
This country Is well rid of Grover
C. Bcrgdoll, slacker, according to nn
Illinois Amerlcnn Legion post, which
recommends that the War department
drop the case.
Tho few remaining Confederate vet-
r erans of Tennessee wcro able to nttend
tho annual meeting of their association
because of the efforts of 20 American
Legionnaires of Nashville.
I-hnployccs of the elevated railways
of Chicago have formed a post of the
American Legion nnd hnvo dedicated a
bronzo plate to the memory of eight
"L" men killed In the war.
Pour leading concert companies are
to nppenr In Christopher, 111., this win
ter because of the American Legion
post there, which hns succeeded In In
augurating a lyceum course.
Tho stnto of Michigan hns bought
the community house nt Camp Custer,
Improved tho plnce nnd turned It over
to tho American Legion posts to bo
used us n hospltul for veternns.
Whllo Cincinnati wns discussing the
need of cleaning the Willlnm Henry
Harrison Mntuo there, the Bcntloy
American Legion post, nrmed with
brushes, buckets and soap, did It.
An American flag has been given the
Hellenic post, Minneapolis, of the
American Legion, by tho Greek citizens
there. The post Is composed of Gre
cian born veterans of tho A. E. P.
Five hundred ox-service men acted
ns ".supers" in the (liming of n motion
picture nt Mnmaroneck, N. Y. They
were sent to ennct a "battle" by a New
York American Legion employment bu
reau. Twelve overseas veterans refused to
face death ngnln in fumigating Immi
grant ships. The Amerlcnn Legion
employment bureau In New York hnd
received tho call from the Immigration
officers.
Due to the propaganda of the Amer
ican Legion in Birmingham, Ala., the
hundreds of former service men have
been placed In positions ranging be
tween that of short order cooks to ou
st ruction foremen.
Work has been supplied every appli
cant at the Wichita (Knn.) American
Legion post employment agency, ac
cording to tho Department of Luhor.
Seven states have been surveyed and
that city heads the IN.
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By means of entertainments given
by the school children of Minnesota,
the Amerlcnn Legion Auxiliary of thnt
state will be enabled to erect a build
ing to care for destitute veterans on
their discharge from hospitals.
Unemployed service men of Minne
apolis have been organized by the
Amerlcnn Legion posts there nnd nro
campaigning tho city, selling hand
bags, nutomobllo booster plates nnd
slmllnv articles bearing Legion sanc
tion. Jerked from his floor-bed by a rush
of no proffered positions, n Kansas City
former soldier has been nblo to sup
port himself, his wife and five chil
dren. He hnd registered tho previous
day at tho American Legion employ
ment ofllce.
Oscar K. Cnrlstrom, Alcdo, 111., new
commander of tho United Spanish Wnr
Veternns, was one of the committee of
fifty A. B. P. men which stnrted the
Amerlcnn Legion In Paris In 1010. He
is an ndoptod member of the G. A. It.
of Illinois.
Feeling ngalnst Grover C. Bergdoll,
slacker, was so high at the Missouri
stnto convention of tho American Le
gion that when It was announced thnt
u motion wns to be rend about him It
was passed by popular acclnmntlon bo-
foro even rending It.
Adjusted compensation will not he
squandered by former service men,
according to n Toledo (O.) nowspnper.
According to figures from a campaign,
170 want home aid, 88 wnnt cash, -10
choso the certificate plan und 5 per
ceut want vocational training.
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Camoens' Garden in Macao.
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Two hills stretching to the sen so
as to form n charming bay, und be
tween them an undent, half-Spanish,
wholly southern city; Its roofs tufted
with verdure, rising one above anoth
er on terraced slopes; Its houses with
their once gny tints nil faded, basking
In peaceful decrepitude In n sunshine
llko thnt of June; the town fust
nslccp; the harbor silting up; the
walls crumbling; the Iron gratings
lusting; the pavements turning green;
the gables nodding like old gray heads,
tired of listening to the same old sto
ries such Is Mncno, the Far Eastern
Mtpost of the Portuguese trailers of
he Sixteenth century, the Monte Cnr
o of the Orient, and one of Portugal's
few rcmnlnlng possessions In Pacific
waters.
Macao Is situated on tho west side
ef the Pearl river. Forty miles ncross
Is Hongkong; eighty-eight miles to the
north lies Canton, sent of the South
China government. Macao was found
ed In 1557. Prior to 1887 there ap
pears to have been no documentary
evidence of n formal cession of this
territory, tho Portuguese claiming,
however, that they received It ns a
reward for destroying tho horde 'of
Mongolian pirates that hurried the
southern const of Chirm; and tho re
mnlns of the old barrier across the
narrow neck of land separating the
penlnsulnr town from the rest of the
Island of Heung Chan, nnd once guard
ed by Chinese soldiers, gavo color to
tho Portuguese claim. However, all
doubts were laid to rest In 1SS7 when
fonnul cession wns tnndo by Chlnn to
the Portuguese.
Macao's Rise and Fall.
So murvelous was the growth and
prosperity of this Portuguese settle
ment In Its youth thnt it excited the
envy of the early Dutch trnders who
In 1022 attempted Us conquest. The
spot where tho Dutch lender was
killed by a round shot from Monte
fort, which wrote finis to that at
tempt, Is now marked by a monument.
Macao continued to be n nourishing
mart up to 1811. the British Fast In
dia company nnd the Dutch compnny
meanwhile obtaining n foothold there.
Tho British free trade propaganda of
the "Forties" excited n demand for u
free port at Mncno, to which the Por
tuguese demurred. Grent Britain then
secured tho Hongkong concession,
mndo that n free port In 1815, und
the decline of Macao ns nn entrepot
dates from thnt year.
Not only Is Macao the site of tho
first Kuropenn claim made on Chinese
soil, but It has cultural ties with Eu
rope closer knit than the political re
lationships of controverted area's to
the north. It coutnlns the oldest ruin
In Chlnn thnt Is associated with Eu
rope, and the tamarind nnd banyan
shade the gardens where the Por
tuguese Chuuser, Cnmoens, composed
half of tho Luslods, celebrating the
discoveries of the Portuguese explor
ers who opened up for tho West tho
secrets of tho East. It Is one of the
hnlf-dozen of the world's great epics.
Camoens' Place of Exile.
Luis de Camoens, the star of Lusi
ttinlnn poetry, beenmo enamored of
Cnthnrlnn d'Atnyada, lndy-ln-honor to
Queen Cntharlna of Portugal, which
80 enraged tho king thnt ho banished
tho poet to Macao, about 1G07, where
he remained for five years as admin
istrator of tho effects of deceased per
sonsa, melancholy oillec for n poet
and lover. Itcturnlng In 1572, his ves
sel was wrecked, his small savings
wero lost, but tho poem which 1ms
been translated into every civilized
language wus saved to an appreciative
posterity. A monument to Camoens
mnrks the spot In tho grotto where ho
composed his noblo epic. ,
Macao bus snoozed peacefully away
on Its Island In Into years while con
troversies have raged around the hand
ful of other foreign holdings on the
Chlncso const. But recently tho gov
ernment of Southern China Is reported
to have demanded thnt there bo a
"cleanup" in tho city, n procedure,
which If cnrrled out would entail rec
ognition of tho Southern China govern
ment us well ns ucceptnnco of Its right
to rulo in what has long been consid
ered Portugueso territory.
Onco in Mncno tho traveler may re
main to contemplate on out-of-the-way
slirlne of European history. But
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that Is not why most folk board the
dally bont from Hongkong to go there.
It is a summer resort for tho Canton
ese because of its exposure to tho
cooling monsoons In mid-summer.
Opium smugglers nnd gamblers, In re
cent years, have loomed large among
Its transients. Formorly tho Chlncso
coollo tralllc nlso hnd a headquarters
here. Within a century Its waters mny
hnvo wnrrnntcd the characterization
of ono traveler who called them "tho
most dangerous wnters of the world
from a police standpoint," nnd added
"n river trip is spiced with the risk
of piratical attack."
Revenues From Gambling.
The Ideas of Henry George nnd oth
er tax theorists hnvc found a niggard
soil In Macao, whoso llscnl policy Is
simplicity Itself. Poo-dicc and fan
tan provide tho revenues of tho city.
It has been said thnt half the minted
pieces of the Far East find their wny
sooner or later to the gambling boards
of Macao, and the old lllx dollar, tho
Mexican peso, and tho Amcrlcun dime
are clinked upon Uio tables of tho
Jeuncsso doree, or of tho 'rlckshuw
coolies and harbor riff-raff of tho town,
while a dally llow of mou, women nnd
dollnrs crosses the estnary from Hong
kong to Macao and pours Into tho
hells of the ltoa do .Togo, or gambling
street.
Fun-tan Is the favorite game, but It
is nothing like the card game of that
name known to Americans. Tho Chi
nese croupiers sit enthroned before a
.sqtinre marked nt tho corners with
the numbers 1, 2, 3 nnd 4. The banker
reclines behind n grating, smoking n
long pipe. Overhead Is a gallery run
ning nil around the room und forming
a sort of celling, pierced only by a
hole the slzo of tho tublc. From this
gnllery the bets are made, and the
stakes nro alternately lot down and
drawn up, accompanied by the sound
of drawling minstrelsy.
The croupier takes n handful of
sninll coins nnd covers them with n
reversed howl, while money is laid
on one of tho four numbers. When
the betting has censed ho lifts tho
bowl and separates the coins with his
wnnd. Then he counts them by fours,
nnd the remainder, or tho Inst four,
If thero be no rcmnlndcr, represents
the winning number. Each hazard Is
n one-to-three wager, nnd tho bnnks
pay on that basis, after deducting the
house percentage. A number of these
licensed gambling dens, graded accord
ing to the limit of wager allowed, puy
the revenues of tho city of Macuo.
Attractive to Travelers.
Present day Macao is not marred
for the casual traveler by cither lte
flnlr for fun-tun or Its thriving trndo
In opium. The latter Is shipped away
to wreak its havoc; the former brings
tho bizarre and tho adventurous'. The
city of todny Is one of the few Far
Eastern const towns which have not
been caught In the resistless current
df commercial progress, nnd for that
reason It presents some Interesting
studies to lovers of tho picturesque.
Ho who lands from n steamer Is
captivated by Its blend of Portuguese
nnd Chlncso people, by pagoda and
western church, and when tho sum
mons of hunger lends him to a hotel
thnt has been called the cleanest nnd
most beautifully situated In the Or
ient, the contrnst persists. He may
order tho famous Portuguese eolareB
with his yellow wot?r chestnut pasties,
nnd chooso cither ultrn-qccldcntal
gnmc dinners or pudding of co'agulnted
duck's blood and sugnr-preserved bntn
boo shoots. There nre but 4,000 Por
tugueso resident there, but they rep
resent n four-century Impress thnt
their nutlonnltty bos made upon the
total population of about 75,000.
After dinner the visitor may stroll
along tho Pruyn Grnnde, both the
Broadway nnd tho Riverside drive of
.Macao. Having shopped and slummed,
he finally will bo led to catch tho
deeper romance of tho city In tho
grotto where the poots hnvo carved
lines of praise to tho one-eyed Boldlcr
poet who wrote the glory of farthest
West Europe on un Islnnd of nearly
furthest East China.
H. C. L. Pinches King George.
- Owing to Increased expenses, King
George hns found it necessnry during
tho past few years to supplement tho
Income ho receives from tho state out
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CHOICE BETWEEN TWO LOVES
Can One Wonder That Malvlna Tur-
tlcdove Hesitated When It Camo
to a Showdown?
Malvlnn Turtledove wreped bitter
ly. Those denr, bright blue eyes wcro
In danger of being washed clearer nnd
bluer still.
She was In love!
Then she dressed hurriedly, In prep
aration for Jack's expected visit.
Promptly nt eight he arrived.
"Jack," she breathed, "1 am so wor
ried." "My pet, my angel, what Is It?"
risked Jack, In gloat concern.
"I have got to give one of you up,
nnd I don't know which 1 love best.
Can't 1" the maiden wept.
"No!" returned Jack, determinedly.
"You must choose between us he
or 1 1"
"Jack," she wept, 'Vhow me some
mercy I"
But he showed her none, and so,
with a Inst look of love. Malvlnn
threw her Pomornnlnn, Bob, out of
the window and said:
"Jack, I mil yours 1"
DIFFERENT, OFF THE STAGE
Master Crook Hnd to Seek Ordinary
Mortal to Perform What Would
Seem Simple Task.
Dnrohnrn Drnko, the world-famous
film vlllnln, had had a very busy day
nt the studios.
In the performnnce of pnrt nineteen
of "Tho Master Crook" ho hnd deftly
cut open with his electric snw five
formidable snfes, mnstered swiftly the
mysterious combinations of nlno more,
nnd with n nnnchnlnnt nlr hnd picked
the lock of his prison cell.
And now, his day's work finished,
he breathed a sigh of relief ns he
alighted from his enr nnd reached tho
door of hl flat.
It wns locked.
Anxiously he searched every pocket
of his clothes for tho latchkey, but
failed to uncnrth It.
"Here's n fix I" ho gronncd.
After nnnther vain search
tho
Master Crook walked around to tho
nrnrcst locksmith's shop, flung n $20
bill onto the counter nnd begged tho
unshaven mnn in charge to come nud
open his "blessed" door!
Sour Milk Called Life Elixir.
The elixir of long life consists of
hotired jow's milk, cheese mndo from
f-heep's milk nnd white bread, accord
ing to Dr. Sndowcln, professor of phys
ical chemistry at tho University of
Kiev. He hns found u village In tho
mountains nenr Temlr Khun Shurn,
the new cupltnl of the Dnghestan re
public, where 18 men out of n popula
tion of 120 nre more than 100 years
old. Investigations showed they ate
the above nnmed foods exclusively.
Many persons transported there from
the famine regions of Central Itiwslu
nro migrating Into the mountains,
where tills food is to be had In abund
ance. Couldn't Fool Him.
An IndlnnupollH woman was visiting
her threc-ycnr-old grandson, nnd one
day saw him standing before the mir
ror looking nt himself, nnd saying:
"Yes, flint's me."
"Thomns," said grandmother, "you
should sny, 'That Is I.' "
"Well, It might bo I, but It looks like
me."
A Lesson to Him.
Itnffcrty bored ten feet Into a min
ing claim nnd then abandoned It. An
other took It up nnd nt 11 feet struck
gold. When Itnffcrty heard the news
he exclaimed: "I'll never leave anoth
er clnlm until I've gone n foot fur
ther !" Life.
The r-rank Man.
"And am I the only girl you have
ever "
"Walt a minuter Molly. Before you
nsk mo that, do you want me to Ho
and flatter you, or tell you the truth
and satisfy your curiosity?"
No, Beatrice, astronomers do not
scour the heavens for tho purpose of
polishing tho stars.
The man who "also ran" In n politi
cal race usually bus an empty purso
us a souvenir.
Strongest ropo is mndo of cotton,
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ATTORNEY SURELY A WONDER
But Old Darky's Admiration Must
Havo Dcen Embarrassing Under
tho Circumstances.
In Alabama they tell of a prosecut
ing attorney who wns so uniformly
successful with his enses thnt he be
enmo hrth the terror of evil-doers In
the vicinity and the admiration of nil,
especially the dusky portion of tho
population.
I'pon his withdrawal from ofllce ho
was at onco sought out by those
charged with crime. Much to his dis
gust, the first two cases that he de
fended resulted In the conviction of
his clients. An aged darky, mimed Joo
Clinton, who had watched his prosecu
tions with wonder und who looked
with equal ninnzeinent now he conduct
ed the defense, met the attorney Just
after his second defeat.
"Mlstnh Ciil." salil the old chap, In
awed tones, "yo' shore Is a wonder. No
mutter which side you Is on. they goes
to the pen Jest the same." Mllwuukeo
Sentinel.
SAW THING IN RIGHT LIGHT
Old Mose Taylor Undoubtedly Had
the Situation Sized Up, but Who
Got the Dime?
"At the end of n Georgia negro
meeting," says un Atlnntn man, "it
was decided to take up a collection for
charity. The chairman pnssed the hat
himself, no dropiwd n dime In It for
n nest-egg. Every right hand encoun
tered thnt hat, und yet, ut the end,
when the chairman turned the lint over
and shook It, not so much as his own
contribution dropped out.
"Fo do land's sake I" he cried. 1
has even lost de dime I sturtcd with I'
"All the rows of dusky faces looked
puzzled. Who wns the lucky man?
Finally tho venerable Mose Taylor
summed np the situation.
'"Gentlemen,' he said solemnly, ris
ing from his sent, 'der 'pears to bo a
great moral lesson round heah some
whenh !' "Pittsburgh Dispatch.
MOTHER! MOVE
CHILD'S BOWELS WITH
CALIFORNIA FIG, SYRUP
Hurry, mother Even a sick child
loves tho 'fruity" tnsto of "California
Fig Syrup" and It never falls to open
tho bowels. A tcuspoonful todny may
prevent n sick child tomorrow. If con
stlpatcd, bilious, feverish, fretful, has
cold, colic, or If stomach Is sour,
tonguo coated, breath bad, remember a
good cleansing of the little bowels Is
often nil that Is necessary.
Ask your druggist for genuine "Cali
fornia Fig Syrup" which has directions
for babies und children of all ages
printed on bottle. Mother! You must
sny "Cnllfornla' or yon may get an
Imlt tlon fig syrup. Advertisement.
John'6 Discouragement.
Little John sat upon the stairs look
ing dlsconsolntc.
"What's the mnttcr, Johnny?" asked
Cousin Isabel, kindly.
"Well, you see, Cousin Isabel, they
let mo hold tho baby on my knee,
sometimes, though he can't even hold
his head up straight. And they weigh
him every single duy, but since they
began It he's gained only two pounds
nnd three ounces. And I've Just been
thinking thul I'll be nn old, old mnn
before that fcllow'll be of any use on
the team."
'N Ev'rythlng.
"My own !" ho exclaimed, ns they
were starting on their wedding Jour
ney. "Does It make you hnppy to
know that you nre mine nil mine
forever?"
"Yes, It makes me awfully hnppy,"
she replied. "Now I can ent, candy
without being afraid of getting fnt;
nnd hnvo n charge account and every
tiling, can't I?"
Give Him a Chance.
Queen Gnbby You keep mo awukt
nil night talking In your sleep.
King Well, you had better glvo me
a chance to talk u little during the
day.
Children cease crying for the moon
sometimes beforo they nre big enough
to want the earth.