RED CLOUD. NEBRASKA, CHIEF ri r. 4---" "L'lle au Uuerdaln," Jersey. (Prrftr"l hy the National OeoRraphlo So clfty, WnnhlriBton, L. C.) The Channel inlands, one of the most picturesque portions of Grout Urltnln, nre geographically not a part of the Ilrltlsh Isles nt all. Victor Hu go, who wrote some of his best-known works In the Islands, spoke of them ns "hits of France fallen Into the pen and picked up by England." Hut real ly they were In effect the home of a conqueror of Britain. They were n pnrt of the Duchy of Normandy from which William the Conqueror went forth Tind to which he added the Brit ish Isles. All the remainder of Nor mandy finally reverted to France, hut the little Channel islands remain to day n reminder that Englnnd was conquered. These tiny Islands hug the shore of France. Jersey Is barely twenty miles from the French const, and 100 miles from England. French Is generally tpoken In the Islands; and not English law, but the old Norman law, largely abolished on the neighboring coast of Normandy, governs the actions of the Islanders. Norman In race, In language, nnd In laws, It can he Imagined what n wrench It must have been to the Is landers to he forcibly severed from Normandy. Mnny of the feudal lords, who held Innd both on the mainland tind In the islands, took the side of the French king, and therefore their hinds in the Islands escheated to the king of Englnnd nnd formed the Fief le Itol, for which he still appoints a re ceiver general la ench bailiwick to collect his feudal rents, and these are still paid, either In "quarters' of corn or their equivalent Jn money, for his "rents," or in fowls for his "poulnge." But among the Norman nobles the do Carterets, then among the largest landowners In Jersey, nnd i'lerre de Prenux, governor of all the Islands remained faithful to En, and. The Intter contrived that these Islands, alone of all King John's continental possessions, should remain English, and they were rntllled to the crown of England by the 'treaty of West minster of 1250, which was again con firmed by the treaty of Bretlgny of 1,'iOO. So the Chnnnel Islands have never passed under the crown of France, but Iiuvo been Inherited continuously by thi kings of England as successors of the dukes of Normandy, In spite of continual Invnslons by the French. Jersey Faithful to Charles. In the Seventeenth century, ns the days of the commonwealth drew near, n great clenvago between Jersey nnd Guernsey took plnce. Guernsey, impelled to tlio popular cause by Its moro pronounced Presby terlnnlsm, by the feeling of betraynl which the Stuart regime in that Is land had produced, nnd strongly In fluenced by threo prominent Islanders, Peter do Benuvolr, James de Havl elnnd, nnd Peter Cnrey, dcclnrcd for tlio parliament. Jersey, ns strongly influenced by Its great feudal family of de Carteret, remained loyal to the royal cause, nnd In 1045 the Jersey states proclaimed their continued ad herence, to the king. ' In the following year the prlnco of "Wales (afterwards Charles II) sought refugo In Jersey, arriving from the Scllly islnnds; and Jersey, after the execution of Charles I, was tlio one place in the United Kingdom to pro claim him king of Englnnd. Shortly after his proclamation ho nguln visited tlio Island, nnd was supported both with men and money by Sir George Cnrterct nnd the majority of the islanders. Although It Is nearly threo hundred years since Jersey and Guernsey were nt open wnr, yet the old rancor still lingered until the World war swept awny nil Bmaller misunderstandings, nnd nil Channel, Islanders, with the rest of Britain's sons, became broth-crs-ln-nrms. Beauties and Artists of Jersey. Jersey, with Its wooded valleys, Its winding lanes, overarched with foil ago; Its orchards, Its mllos of glisten ing sand, its quaint old churches and picturesque, granite farmhouses, and dominated' always by the magnificent ruins of Mont Orguell castle, gives tlio impression of unbounded prosperity nnd fertility. Its lands having been owned always by a race of pensant proprietors, tlio country shows that It has been cultivated for Its own sako by men who loved It nnd not by hire lings. Naturally enough, bo much benuty lias bred a ruco. of artists, the moat fomous being Monnmy, Le Cnpelnln, Jean the miniaturist, Ouless, Sir John Mlllals, and nt the present dny Messrs, Lander, Le Mnlstre, and Blampled. Guernsey, alas. Is spoiled, from a scenic standpoint, by miles of green houses nnd ncres of qunrries. But its cliffs nnd bays are mngnlflccnt, nnd Moulin Huet Is perhaps the most love ly spot In the Islands. There nre still to be found some wooden walks nnd lanes, old stone walls nnd nrched gate ways, which are as yet unmnned by the utilitarian demands of modern ag riculture nnd Industry. Saint Peter port, built on the sldo of a hill, retains n certain amount of Its former plcturesqueness; It Is trn versed by a curious succession of long granite stairways, and, with Its high red-roofed houses, hns n foreign ap pearance "Cnudebec sur les cqnules de Ilarlleur," us Vncquerle described It when on n visit to Victor Hugo, who was then living in the Islands us an exllo from France. It wns during the grent Frenchman's residence in Guernsey that ho wroto much of his poetry nnd three of his best-known novels "Les Mlsernbles," "The Man Who Laughs" and "Tho Tollers of the Sea." In commemoration of his exllo the French nation brought over nnd erected a statue to his mem ory In July, 101-1. Alderney, Key to the Channel. The lesser Islands, Alderney, Sarlc, Ilerui nnd Jethou, nre comprised in the bailiwick of Guernsey. Alderney, described by Napoleon ns the shield of England, wns considered, In the days before aircraft, subma rines nnd long-range guns hnd revo lutionized wnrfare, to he tho key of the channel. Consequently, during the Napoleonic wnrs, forts were erect ed hero by the British government at vast expense. Bugged and inhospitable ns the is land looks to the wayfarer, it has a savage, untamed beauty denied to the other Islnnds. It Is surrounded by the most dangerous currents and wild est stn s In the English channel. Sev en miles west of Alderney lie the fa mous Casquet rocks, "where tho car cases of many tnll ships lie burled." No ono can claim to have seen tho Channel Islands until he has seen .Snrk, which Is nn epltomo of tho beauty of them all. It contains tho wooded valleys of Jersey, the bril liant lichen-covered cliffs of Guernsey, and Its own enrpet of wild flowers and sea-anemones, while the natural magic of Its boauty Is supplemented, to tho tultnto, by tho magie-worklng power of some of tho old Inhabitants. Tho two remaining islands of the archipelago nro Herm nnd Jethou, which He between Snrk nnd Guernsey. They belong to the crown, having gone through many vicissitudes and hnvlng passed through a great variety of hands. Hip-Joint Disease Cured by Natures Hip-Joint dlscaso In children has been looked upon ns almost always duo to tuberculosis of tho bones of tho Joint. But Dr. Hnlfdnn Sundt of Nor way asserts that 48.4 per cent of such cases aro not. tuberculosis nt nil. In tho courso of his hospital cxperlcnco ho observed that n group of theso children In his caro which had been allowed to run freely without any re straint, nt tho end of threo years showed Just ns good results as others which had been subjected to tho ac cepted methods of treatment. An Illustration. "Pn, whnt's meant by an nlr of gay Insouclnnco?" "Did you seo how tho cook looked when sho walked out this morning nnd left your mother to get break fast?" "Yes, pn." "Well, sho woro nn air of gay Im souclnnce." Birmingham Age-Herald, Gift for Woman Explorer. A testimonial book containing tho signatures of many notables of tho British nation has been presented to Mrs. Itosltn Forbos, 'tno greatest wom an explorer," In recognition of her re cent achievement In ninklng tho peril ous Journey to Kufra, tho desert head quarters of the Senussl. Mahometan Calendar. Tho Mahometan cnlendur Is dated from tho flight of Mahomet from Mec ca to Medina, In 022. Inserting a lead pencil completes a circuit and starts In operation a new electric pencil sharpener. OLD PILOT HAPPY Nick Durand Has Big Store of Pleasant Memories. His Recollections Cover Thlrty-Three Years of Splendid Service on the Ohio River Ferric3. With tho snubby-nosed old ferry tied lip to nwalt Its doom, the planks of the rotting wharf drifting wearily out with the current, Nick Durum), uld to eloping couples and for thirty-three years on one after another of the Ohio river craft, Is left once more without a vessel. At the time he shipped on the Shall cross In 18S8, the river surged with steamboats, bound for Cincinnati with Mississippi molasses or nosing their way downstream to Vlcksburg, loaded with butter and candle wicks. That was the time when the ferry boat piled to and fro with white decks and the tops of the wbeelhouses painted blue, carrying every one from fuzzy-whiskered farmers to nurse girls in pink dotted sunbonnets for there was no bridge and the only crossing to be had was by way of the dock-apron and tho gangplank. Names of vessels scarcely remem bered along the river slip from the idiot's tongue ns he recounts tales gathered from thousands of trips he lias made. The" Balnbow, the Gray Eagle, the Prueland In all that time, he boasts, although he has beaten his wuy back and forth through wind and fog and Ice-clogged water, no serious accident has occurred. With a chuckle, he tells of the couples that have made their way down the river front hand In hand and often coming aboard oblivious of passengers nnd staring deckhands forgetting to pay their fare as they missed the little counter at the dock. iLor, yes, there's been a plenty of them," he smiles, wngglng his chin. "You can tell 'em every time. They come down all eyes for each other, and none for anybody else. Usually they get off and get It over with as soon as possible, and when they come back they ore more loving than ever, then they stand over In a corner un rolling the certificate to look at. How ninny V I couldn't tell 1 expect soine of them are famous by now, but I could never keep track of any." Dtirlm: the years that Nick Durand has shipped on Ohio steamers, he has seen the river change from a heavily traveled thoroughfare to u mere alley way where an occasional paddle is seen. Before tlio building of the Big Four bridge at Louisville, the ferries came bobbing daintily across at 15 mlnute Intervals, but after its con struction the farmers and nurse girls drifted away, and for a time the fer ry, stanch of hull, but frowsy of rig ging came hobbling by like u rugged old woman, shaggy-browed and with skirts tucked In. But Durand will not be long with out n boat; he has already been en gaged ns pilot of the Pilgrim, which wns retained by the owners, and Is now being fitted out for slow, linger ing sapphire days up tin! river. Louis ville Courier-Journal. i New Housing Idea In Rome. Homo will become a city of odd ap pearance If the plans for the solution of the housing problem proposed by some Italian engineers are put In op eration. The proposal Is to build on the flat roofs of most of tho build ings In Homo light houses of three and four stories. Tho engineers have plnccd their Ideas beforo Henry Colt MacClean, United States commercial attache to tho American embassy. They have asked that American capital become Interested in the project. The materi al for tho whole of the scheme, accord ing to tho engineers' suggestions, tvould come from America because of the adaptability of American light construction methods In the choice of materials and means of assembling. Mr. MacClean has succeeded In In teresting several American business men in the project and other project along the line of building construc tion in ltomc. Worse and Worse. Two Scotchmen who, though good friends, were poles npart on politics, wero discussing the doings of their lo cul representative. Said one: "Ho sent me a braco of lino birds before election last year." "Man," replied the other; "Hint wns bribery." "But," said tho first spenker, "we could-nn eat them ; they were sao high we Just hud to threw them awn." "Worse nnd worse," quoth his friend, "that was bribery and corruption." Boston Transcript. No Solitude. "How pleasant It must he to dwell In tho wilderness, far, far from the madding crowds;" wo rhnpsodlcally exclained. "That Is what I expected It would bo heforo I came," sourly replied tho hermit. "Hut soon after I got located n rumor stnrted that I was making a pretty fair article of homo brow In my cave here, and ever since I have had more callers than a prizefight champion. Kindly sign your name In tho visitors book, and go on your way." Knnsns City Stur. Wind and String. "Feck Is n grent fellow for blowing tils own horn In public." "Well, poor man, I Rupposo It's a chnngo for him from playing second Uddlo at home." ISostou Truuserlpt. WAS THE NEIGHBOR'S CHICKEN Incident That Was Embarrassing, Al though It Also Had an Amus ing Side to It. Some years ngo, while living In tho suburbs, wo kept n few chickens; our nolghbors nlso had chickens. After tho gnrden season was over wo let them run, as did our neighbors. In this way I suppose they got more or less mixed. One dny I decided to have a chicken for dinner, nnd, not liking to kill It myself my husband being nwny I asked our neighbor If lie would kill it for me. Ho kindly consented, so I brought out the particular fowl I had selected. Ho killed it and I thanked liltn nnd proceeded to preparo It for dinner. When dinner wns over I went out to feed tho chickens. Whnt was my surprise to find nmong them tho fowl I thought I hud Just eaten. It was my neighbor's chicken I had asked him to kill for mo. Of course, I lost no tlmo In making apologies nnd nlso insisted that they tako ours Instead, nnd tlicy had a good laugh nt my expense. Exchange. His "Diplomacy." "I say, dad," piped tlio small boy, "can I nsk you a question?" "Yes; go ahead," replied tho in dulgent dad. "What's -diplomacy, dad7 I saw It In a book tlio other day." "Diplomacy, my boy," said dad, with a patronizing smile, "means doing or saying precisely tho right thing ut tho right moment." "Ah I Then I was a diplomatist ,last night, dad." "Kenlly, my boy. How d'you make that out?" "Why, when mum came in with tho castor oil, I rolled Bobblo Into my plnce In bed nnd then rolled him back beforo sho enmo round to tlio other sldel" Steady Young Feller. "They tell mo that your boy, Josh, hns grown to bo a mlddlln' wild young feller since ho como bnck from trnv ellng uround with them marines," suld Farmer Brown to his neighbor. "Wn-1-1," drawled tho father, "ho ain't oxnetly what I'd call wild. He's been goln' to tho movies n coupln times a week, smoked cigarettes, drinks a right smart lot of lemon sody, nnd hns stnrted to collect pic tures of them show actresses. But I reckon tho boy nln't bad he's Just sowln' his wild oats." Tho Leather neck. Figure It Out. Young Lady Do you know where John Smith lives? Policeman Yes; the third houso on tho left-hand side of tho street in tlio next block. Young Lady But which is tho lcft- hnnd sldo of tlio street In tho next block? I'm a stranger in tho city. Thero aro but two classes of peoplo In tho world difficult to convince ngnlnst their will men nnd women. WOMEN OF MIDDLE LIFE A Dangerous Period Through Which Every Woman Must Pass Practical Suggestions Given by the Women Whose Letters Follow to carry women safoly through tho Change of Life. Sho says: "It is with pleasure that I write to you thanking you for what your wonderful medicine has done for me. I was passing through tho Change of Life and had a displacement and weakness so that I could not Btand on my feet and other annoying symptoms. A friend told mo about Lydia E. rink ham's Vegetable Compound and tho first bottle helped me, bo I got more. It cured me and I am now doing my housework. Your medicine is certainly woman's friend and you may uso this testimonial as you choose." Mrs. Mary Lister, C08 Frank Strcot, Adrian, Mich. It is said that middle ngo is tho most trying period in a woman's life, and owing to modern methods of living notono woman in u thousand passes through this perfectly natural chango without exp eriencing very annoying symptoms. Thososmotlieringspells, the dreadful hot flashes that send the blood rushing to tho head until it soems ns though it would burst, and tho faint feeling that follows, as if the heart were going to stop, those sinking or dizzy spells nro all symptoms of a nervous condition, and indicate tho need for a special medicine. Lydia'E. Pinkham'B Vegetable Compound is a root and herb medicino espe cially adapted to act upon tho feminino system. It acts in such a manner as to build up tho weakened nervous system and enables a woman to pass tliis trying period with tlio least possible annoying symptoms. 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