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III
II
Inaugural Address Declares for
Absolute Independence of
Action by America.
WANTS UNION FOR COUNSEL
Our Supreme Tak, Says New Presi
dent, Is Resumption of Our Onward,
Normal Way, Recognizing tho
Changed Economic Orders
Much Help to Be Expected
From the Women.
I
The recorded progress of our
republic, matitriallw mil .nl.L-
ually, in itself prores the wis- ;
uum si ins inneritea policy an
non-involvement in old world ::
ft.:.. m j .
-..... .... ie ao noi mean
to be entangled. Wo will accept
no rAarkfinailtflStw w. mm
r"9m' J VII KB UUI
own conscience and judgment,
in each instance, may deter- z
mino.
We want to do our part in
miLin. n!Yn.iwM MimmCmmm. ....
hateful that governments and
pcopica wno resort to It must
prove the righteousness of their
--" ii.iiu a outlaws on.
ft fore the bar of civilization.
ty are reaay to associate
ourselves with the nations of
ftllA wnrlrt , ..! II t
, .., .u .niHll, lor
;:; conference, for counsel.
If war is again forced upon
' us. I earncitlv knn. ...
;j; be found which will unify our
; inniviuuai and collective
''. Strcncth and mntn--mtm. .11
. .. W.J ...
;!; America, materially and spirit-
Hilt. l.xl.. .HJ I . .. .
,,, --.,i UUu7 iiu auui, to nation
;; al defense.
' Wo can rriliipii il. . t..l
;!; expenditures, and we Will. We
:;; can strike nt war taxation, and
;;., wo muse.
,
WiisliliiKton. March -I. President
IlardliiK'H liuiuKural mhlress wan us
follows:
.My countrymen When one mirvoys
the world ahoiit him after the j;reiit
storm, notliiR the murks of destruction
and yet rejoicing In tho riiKKcdness of
the thliiKH which withstood It, If he Is
tin American lie breathes the cluriflcd
ntinnsiher with n strnngc iiiIiirIIiir
of resret nnd new hope. We have seen
n world ihikhIoii spend Its fury, but wo
contemplate our republic unshaken,
and hold our civilization secure. Liber
tyliberty within the luw and civ
ilization are Insepernhle, nnd though
both were threatened, we ilnil them
now secure, and there comes to Amer
icans the profound assurance that our
representative government Is the high
est expression and surest guaranty of
both.
Standing In this presence, mindful
of the solemnity of this occasion, feel
ing the emotions which no one may
know until he senses the great weight
of responsibility for himself, I must
utter my belief In the tllvlno inspira
tion of the founding fathers. Surely
there must have been God's Intent In
the making of this new world republic.
Ours Is an organic law which had hut
one ambiguity ami we saw that effaced
In a baptism of sacrlllee and blood,
with union maintained, the nation su
preme mid Its concord Inspiring. Wo
have seen the world rivet Its hopeful
gaze on the great truths on which tho
founders wrought. We have seen civil,
human and religious liberty verified
and glorllled. In the beginning, the
world hcnuYd at our experiment,
today our foundation'-: of political
.and social belief stand unshaken, a
precious Inheritance to ourselves, an
Inspiring vsiimple of freedom and civ
ilization to all mankind, Let us ex
press renewed and strengthened de
votion. In grateful reveience for the
immortal beginning, and utter our cou
lldeuce In the supreme fullillment.
Progress Proves Wisdom.
The recorded progress of our re
public, materially and spiritually, In
Itself proves the wisdom of the In
herited policy of non-Involvement in
old world affairs. Coulldent of our
ability to work out our own destiny,
ami Jealously guarding our right to do
so, we seek no part in directing tho
destinies of tho old world. We do not
mean to bo entangled. We will accept
no responsibility except as our own
conscience and Judgment, In each In
stance, limy determine.
Our eyes never will be blind to a
developing mujiiice, our ears never
deaf o the call of civilization. We
recognize tho now order In the world,
with the closer contacts which prog
ress has wrought. Wo sense the call
of the human heart for fellowship, fra
ternity and co-operntlon. Wo cruvo
fellowship, and harbor no hate. Hut
America, our America, the America
bullded on the foundation laid by the
Inspired fathers, can be n party
to no permanent military nJllance. It
can enter Into no political commit
ments nor ussunio any economic obli
gations which will subject our deci
sions to any other than our own au
thority. I nm sure our own people will not
misunderstand, nor the world miscon
strue We havo no thought to Impedo
the paths to closer relationship. We
wlt-h to promote understanding. Wo
want to do our part In making offen
sive wurfare bo hateful that govern
AG
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SALIENT POINTS IN
THE INAUGURAL
.'i
ments nnd peoples who resort to It
must prove the righteousness of their
cause or stand us outlaws before the
bar of civilization. .
Association for Counsel.
We are ready to associate ourselves
with the nations of the world, great
and small, for conference, for counsel,
to seek the expressed views of world
opinion, to recommend a way to ap
proximate n disarmament and relieve
tho crushing burdens of military and
naval establishments. We elect to
participate In suggentlng pluns for
iiiedlntlon, conciliation and arbitra
tion, and would gladly Join In that
expressed conscience of progress which
seeks to clarify ami write the laws
of International relationship, nnd es
tablish a world court, for the disposi
tion of such Justiciable questions as
nations are agreed to submit thereto.
Iti expressing aspirations, In seeking
practical plans, In translating human
ity's new concept of righteousness and
Justice and its hatred of war Into rec
ommended action, we are ready most
heartily to unite, but every com
mitment must be made in the ex
orcise of our national sovereignty.
Since freedom Impelled, and Independ
ence Inspired, and nationality exalted,
n world super-government Is contrary
to everything we cherish, and can
have no sanction by our republic. This
la not sellNhness, It Is sanctity. It Is
not aloofness, It Is security. It Is not
suspicion of others, It is patriotic
udliereuce to the things which made
us what we are.
Today better than ever before wo
know the aspirations of human kind,
ami share them. Wu have come to a
new realization of our place In the
world and a new appraisal of our na
tion by the world. The unselfishness
of these United States Is u thing
proven. Our devotion to peace for our
selves and for the world Is well estab
lished. Our concern for preserved civ
ilization has hail Its Impassioned and
heroic expression. There was no
American failure to resist the at
tempted reversion of civilization.
There will be no failure toduy or to
morrow. Rests on Popular Will.
The buccess of our popular govern
ment rests wholly upon the correct In
terpretation of the deliberate, Intelli
gent, depemlai.,0 popular will of Amer
ica. In a deliberate questioning of a
suggested changu of national policy,
where Interuatlonallty was to super
cede nationality, we turned to u re
ferendum of the American people.
There was ample discussion, ami there
Is a republic inundate In manifest un
derstanding. America Is ready to encourage, eager
to Initiate, anxious to participate in
any seemly program likely to lessen
the probability of war and promote
that brotherhood of mankind which
must be Uod's highest conception of
human relationship. Because we cher
ish ideals of Justice and peace, be
cause we appraise' International com
ity and helpful relationship no less
highly than any people of the world,
wo aspire to a high place In the moral
leadership of civilization ; nnd we hold
n maintained America, the proven re
public, the unshaken temple of rep
resentative democracy, to be not
only an Inspiration ami example, but
tho highest agency of strengthening
good will and promoting accord on both
continents.
Trade Ties Bind Closely.
We must understand the ties of trade
bind nations In closest Intimacy, and
none may receive except as he gives.
Wo havo not strengthened ours in ac
cordance with our resources or our
genius, notably on our own continent,
where a galaxy of republics rellect the
glory of new world democracy, but iu
the new order of tlnance 'mil trudu we
mean to promote enlatged activities
and seek expanded confidence.
l'oi Imps we can make no more l'elp
ful contribution by example than a re
public's capacity to emerge from tho
wreckage of war. While the world's
embittered travail did not leave us
devastated lauds nor desolated cities,
left no gaping wounds, no breast tilled
with bate, it 'did Involve us In the
delirium of expenditures, in expanded
currency and credits, In unbalanced In
dustry, In unspeakable waste and dis
turbed relationships. While It uncov
ered our portion of hateful selllshness
at home, It also revealed the heart of
America as sound ami fearless and
beating In confidence unfailing.
Amid It all wo have riveted the gaze
of all civilization to the unxelilshnoss
and the righteousness of representative
democracy where our freedom never
has made offensive warfare, never has
sought territorial aggrandizement
through force, never has turned to tho
arbitrament of arms until reason lias
been exhausted. When the govern
ments of the earth shall have estab
lished a freedom like our own and
shall have sanctioned the pursuit of
peace as we have practiced It, I bellevo
the last sorrow ami the final sacrifice
of International warfare will have
been written.
Our Supreme Task.
Our supreulo task Is the resumption
of our onward, normal way. Itecon
structlnn, readjustment, restoration
all these must follow. I would like to
hasten them, to lighten the spirit and
add to the resolution with which wu
take up tho task. Let mo repeat for
our nation, wo shall give no people
Just cause to innku war upon us, wo
hold no national prejudices, we enter
tain no spirit of revenge, we do not
hate, we do not covet, we dream of
no conquest nor boast of tinned
prowess.
If, despite this attitude, war Is again
forced upon us, 1 earnestly hope a way
may be found which will unify our In
dividual and collective strength nnd
consecrate all America, materially and
spiritually, body mid soul, to national
defense. 1 can vision the Ideal repub
lic, where every mail and woman Is
called under the flag, for assignment
to duty, for whatever service, milltar.s
or civic, Hie Individual Is best lilted;
where we may call to universal serv
ice every plant, agency or facility; all
in the sublime sacrlllee for country,
and not one penny of war prollt shall
Inure to the benefit of private Indi
vidual, corporation or combination, but
all above the normal shall tlow into
the defense chest of the nation. There
Is something Inherently wrong, smoo
thing out of accord with the Ideals of
'rcprcsciitiitUu democracy, when one
portion or our citizenship turns Its
activities to private gain amid defen
sive war while another Is lighting, sa
crificing or dying for national preser
vation. Unity of Spirit and Purpose.
Out of such unUersal service will
come n new unity of spirit and pur
pose, n new conlldeiicc and consecra
tion, which would make our defense
Impregnable, our triumph assured. Then
we should have little or no disorgani
zation of our economic, Industrial and
commercial systems at home, no stag
gering war debts, no swollen fortunes
to flout the sacrifices of our soldiers,
no excuse for sedition, no pitiable
slnckerlsm, no outrage of treason.
Knvy nnd Jealousy would have no soil
for their menacing development, and
revolution would be without the pas
sion which engenders It.
A regret for the mistakes of yester
day must not, however, blind us to
the tasks of today. War never left
such an aftermath. There has been
staggering loss of life, and measure
less wasteage of materials. Nations
ure still groping for return to stable
ways. Discouraging Indebtedness con
fronts us like till the war-torn na
tions and these obligations must be
provided for. No civilization can sur
vive repudiation. We can reduce the
abnormal expenditures, and .wu will.
Wc can strike at war taxation, and
we must. We must face the grim ne
cessity, with full knowledge that the
task Is to be sol vol I, and we must pro
ceed with a full erallzatiou that no
statute enacted by man can repeal tho
Inexorable laws of nature. Our most
dangerous tendency Is to expect too
much of government, and at the same
time do for It too little. We con
template the Immediate task of put
ting our public household In order.
We need a rigid ami jet sane economy,
combined with' fiscal Justice, and it
must be attended by Individual pru
dence and thrift, which are so essen
tial to this trying hour, and reassur
ing for the future.
Reflection of War's Reaction.
Tne business world reflects the dis
turbance of war's reaction. Herein
flows the life blood of material ex
istence. The economic mechanism Is
Intricate and Its parts Interdependent,
and It has suffered the shocks and
Jars Incident to abnormal demands,
ciedlt Inflations and price upheavals.
The normal balances have been Im
paired, the channels of distribution
have been clogged, the relations of la
bor and management havo been
strained. We must seek the readjust
ment with care and courage. Our peo
ple must give and take. Trices must
rellect the receding fever of war ac
tivities. Perhaps we never shnll know
the old levels of wage again, because
war invariably readjusts compensa
tions and the necessaries of life will
show their Inseparable relationship,
but we must strive for normalcy to
reach stability. All the penalties will
noi be light, nor evenly distributed.
There Is no way of making them so.
There Is no Instant step from disor
der to order. We must face a condi
tion 'of grim reality, charge off our
losses and stnrt afresh. It Is the old-'
est lesson of civilization.
From Destruction to Production.
The forward course of the business
cycle Is unmistakable. Peoples are
turning from destruction to produc
tion. Industry lias sensed the changed
order and our own people are turn
ing to resume their normal, onward
way. The call Is for productive Amer
ica to go on. I know that congress
and the administration will favor
eory wise government policy to aid
the toMunptlou and encourage contlii-'
ued progress. I speak for adminis
trative efllclen..y, for lightening tax
but dens, for sound commercial prac
tices, for adequate credit facilities, for
sjmapthetlc concern for all agricul
tural problems, for the omission of
unnecessary interference of govern
ment with business, for an end to gov
ernment's experiment In business, and
for nunc efllclent business In govern
ment administration. WJth all of this
must attend a mindfulness of the hu
man side of all activities, so that so
cial, Industrial and economic 'Justice
will be squared with the purposes of
a righteous people.
With tho tiatlou-wlde Induction of
womanhood Into our political life we
mav count upon her Intuitions, her re
finements, her Intelligence and her In-lltiL-nce
to exalt tho social order. Wo
count upon her exercise of the full
privileges and the performance of the
duties of citizenship to speed the at
tainment of tho highest state.
Prayer for Industrial Pence.
I wish for an America no less nlert
In guarding against dnngcrs from with
in than It Is watchful against enemies
from without. Our fundamental law
recognizes no claws, no group, no sec
tion ; there must be none In legisla
tion or administration. The supreme
Inspiration Is tho common weal. Hu
manity hungers for International
peace, and we crave It with nil man
kind. My most reverent prayer for
America Is- for Industrial peace, with
Its rewards widely and generally dis
tributed, amid the Inspirations of
equal opportunity. No one Justly may
deny tho equality of opportunity
which made us what we are. Due
concern lor making all citizens lit lor
participation will ghe added strength
of citizenship and magnify our
achievement.
If revolution InsNts upon overturn
ing established older, let other peo
ples make the tragic ex perl men t.
There Is no place for It In America.
When World war threatened civiliza
tion we pledged our resources and our
lives to Its preservation, ami when
revolution threatens wu unfurl tho
llag of law untl order and renew our
consecration. Ours Is a constitutional
freedom where the popular will Is the
law mipreuie and minorities are sa
credly protected. Our revisions, ref
ormations ami evolutions rellect a
deliberate Judgment nnd nn orderly
progiess, and we mean to cure our
Ills, but never destroy or permit de
struction by force.
I had. rather submit our Industrial
controversies to the conference table
In advance than to n settlement table
after conflict and suffering. The
earth Is thirsting fur the cup of good
will. Understanding Ih Its fountain
source. I would like to acclaim an
era of good feeling amid dependable
prosperity and all the blessings which
attend..
Protection of Industries.
. It has been proved again and again
thnt we cannot, while throwing our
markets open to the world, maintain
American standards of living and op
portunity, and hold our Industrial emi
nence In such unequal competition.
There is n luring fallacy in the theory
of banished barriers of trade, but pre
served American standards require
our higher production costs to be re
flected In our tariffs on Imports. To
day, ns never before, when peoples
nre seeking trade restoration and ex
pansion, we must adjust our tariffs
to the new order. We seek partici
pation In the world's exchanges, be.
cause therein lies our way to widened
Influence and the triumphs of peace.
We know full well we ennnot sell
where we do not buy. and we cannot
sell successfully where we do not
carry. Opportunity Is calling not
alone for the restoration, but for a
new era In production, transportation
and trade. We shall answer It best
by meeting the demand of u surpass
ing home market, by promoting self
reliance In production and by bidding
enterprise, genius and olllelency to
curry our cargoes In American bot
toms to the marts of the world.
An America of Homes.
We should not have an America
living within and for herself nloue,
but we would have her self-reliant, In
dependent and ever nobler, stronger
and richer. Ilellevlng In our higher
standards, reared through constitution
al liberty ami maintained opportunity,
we Invite the world to the same
heights. Hut pride In things wrought
Is no reflex of a completed task. Com
mon welfare Is the goal of our national
endeavor. Wealth Is not Inimical to
welfare. It ought to be Its friendliest
agency. There never can be equnllty
of rewards or possessions so long as
the human plan contains varied talents
and differing degrees of Industry and
thrift, but ours ought to be a country
free from grent blotches of distressed
poverty. We ought to find a way' to
guard against the perils and penalties
of unemployment. We want nn Amer
ica of homes, Illumined with hope and
happiness, where mothers, freed from
the neecslty for long hours of toil be
yond their own floors, may preside as
heflts the hearthstone of American
cltlzemiilp. We wnnt the crndle of
American childhood rocked under con
dltlons so wholesome nnd so hopeful
that no blight may touch It In Its de
velopment, and we want- to provide
thnt no selfish Interest, no material
necessity, no lack of opportunity shnll
prevent the gaining of thnt education
so essential to best citizenship.
There Is no short cut to the making
of these Idenls Into glad realities. The
world has witneed, again nnd again,
the futility and the mischief of III
considered remedies for social and
economic disorders. Hut we are mind
ful today ns never before of tho fric
tion of modern industrialism, and we
must learn Its causes and redact; Its
evil consequences hy sober ami tested
methods. Where genius lias mnde for
great possibilities. Justice and happi
ness must be. reflected in a greater
common welfare.
Service the Supreme Commitment.
Service is the supreme commitment
of life. I would rejoice to acclaim the
era of the (iohlen Uule and crown It
with the autocracy of service. I
pledge an administration wherein nil
the agencies of government are called
to serve, and ever promote an under
standing of government purely as an
expression of the popular will.
One cannot stand In this presence
and be unmindful of the tremendous
responsibility. The world upheaval
has added lienvily to our tasks, but
with the realization conies the surge
of high resolve, and there Is reassur
ance In belief In tho Ond-glven 'desti
ny of our republic. If I felt that there
Is to he solo responsibility in the exec
utive for the America of tomorrow, 1
should shrink from the burden. Hut
here are a hundred millions, with
common concern nnd shared responsi
bility, answerable to Ood and country.
The republic summons them to their
duty and I Invite co-operation.
I nccept my part with single mined
ness of purpose and humility of spirit
and Implore the favor and guidance of
Ood In Ills Heaven. With these I am
unafraid, and confidently face the fu
ture I hnve taken the solemn oath of of
fice on Hint passage of holy writ
wherein It Is asked: "What doth tho
Lord require of thee but to do Justly,
ami to love mercy, and to walk hum
bly with thy Ood." This I pledge to
(Jud and country,
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Mrs. Hicks Relieved
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"I have taken four Eatonlc tablets
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If stomach is not digesting your
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food repeating, indigestion or ncld
stomach, Eatonlc will remove tho
cause hy taking up and cnrrylng out
the ncldlty and gases, bringing quick
relief and healthy digestion. Why suf
fer stomach trouble? Why not keep
your digestion normal nnd enjoy good
health? An Eatonlc tnken nfter each
meal will prevent discomfort and pain.
Make the test today nnd sen how
quickly this wonderful remedy nets.
It comes in handy tablet form. Carry
it with you. A big box costs only u
trllle with your druggist's guarantee.
Shave With
Cuticura Soap
The New Way
Without Mug
All-Conquering Sleep.
There was a New Year's eve party
given nt John's grandmother's. .John,
with other grandchildren, was there,
but along about nine o'clock he got too
sleepy to stay awake, so went upstairs
to take a little nap and made bis moth
er promise she would wake him up
before 1- o'clock, so he could bear
the bells, whistles, etc., and be up for
the real fun.
So, at a quarter of 12, his mother
went to call him and said: "John,
wnke up; 10'JO Is going fast."
John moved n Utile, frowned a lit
tle, turned over Into n more comfort
able position and said: "Well, I can't
help It. Let It go."
ASPIRIN
Name "Bayer" on Genuine
Take Aspirin only us told in each
package of genuine Iluyer Tablets of
Aspirin. Then you will bo following
the directions und dosage worked out
by physicians during Ml years, anil
proved safe by millions. Take uo
chances with substitutes. If you seo
the Ihiyer Cross on tablets, yon can
take them without fear for Colds,
Headache, Neuralgia, Ithcumntlsm,
Earache, Toothache, Lumbago and
for I'nln. Ilnndy tin boxes of twelve,
tablets cost few cents. Druggists also
sell larger packages. Aspirin Is the
trade mark of Buyer Manufacture of
Monoacetlcacldester of Snlleyllcatid.
Adv.
A Fish Story.
Tho story that made millions lnugh
that one which Includes, "Thunder!
TJiar hain't no slch animal !" has, we
think, u pretty good running mate In
the following more recent one. A
countryman was standing on n fish
pier where the day's catch was being
landed. Presently n swordllsh of moil
stious size was hoisted up, ami the old
fellow stared nt It In wonder ami
amazement. He positively could not
believe bis senses, and when at last
he recovered himself sulllclently to
speak it was only to exclaim: "Tho
man that caught that llsh Is it dam
Hurl"
"O Happy Day" sang the Inundrcss
as she hung the snowy wash on tho
line. It was a "happy day" because
she used lied Cross Ball lilue.
Couldn't Get Out
Arthur I know u man married for
thirty yenrs who stays at home every
evening.
Amy (with feeling) -That Is love I
Arthur No I It's rhoumntlsm I
Vtiynk
1IIDINF N,!ht Bd Moralitf..
rviir titvM strong, tl.olihy
'iS, 3y.HtheyTJre,Itclv
'Vr.tLwkcC Imitated, Inflamed or
YOUR tltO Granulated,useMurin
often. Soothu, Rehashes. Safe for
infant or Adult At all Druggists. Write for
Free Eye Book. MatB9EjtEttttiyCs.,CUcaa.
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