,i S f-,'v i . ,. . f-w i.. rff?, . t i r J7 RED CLOUD, NEBRASKA, CHIEF tf- & ? ST J S U' t . 1 si','- WARNING Unless you see the name "Bayer" on tablets, you are ot getting genuine Aspirin prescribed by physicians for 21 years, and proved safe by millions. Say "Bayer" J aTM SAFETY FIRST! Accept only an "unbroken package" of genuine "Bayer Tablets of Aspirin," which contains proper direc tions for Headache, Earache, Toothache, Neuralgia, Colds, Rheu matism, Neuritis, Lumbago, and-pain generally. Strictly American I Handy tin boxes of 12 tablets cost but a few cents Larger packages. JaVlrla la tho trad mark of Uaror Manufacture of MonoacotlcacldoaUr of BallcylleaaM At a Distance "Truth Ih stranger tliiin fiction," re marked tho ready-made philosopher. "In some circles," rejoined Miss Cayenne, "Truth Is worse than a stranger. She Is practically ostra cized." Dont Forget Cutlcura Talcum When adding to your toilet requisites. An exquisitely scented face, skin, buoy and dusting powder nnd perfume, ren dering other perfumes superfluous. You may rely on it because one of the Cutlcurn Trio (Soap, Ointment nnd Talcum). 2Tic each everywhere. Adv. X.Ray Detects Swallowed Coins. In the government mint In .lapim an X-ray machine Is used to examine sus pected employees as they leave the establishment dally, and It has re vealed the presence of coins that had been concealed In the guilty one's stomach. More Important. A colored doughboy had Just re ceived his discharge and was making tracks nt alt possible speed for the sta tion when ho caught up with another one of his company, who demanded : "Hello, thuh, Jackson, whah yo' goln'?" Jackson paused just long enough to shout back: "Alu't goln nowhere, but, oh, man, look where I'su comln from." A New Version. Seven-year-old Joseph had been go ing to Sunday school for almost three months and during that time had heard several Bible stories. His mother wns boasting of his nblllty to relate them, while his grandfather waited rather Impatiently. Fie was ready to fitnrt on a trip downtown nnd Joseph wns going with 'him. Then nil ut once Joseph, too, f,rew Impatient. He was In grandfather's car and could not discover the reason for grandfather's lingering. So out he shouted. "Hurry up, grandpa, or we'll be too lato to go.. You're as slow as Moses wns when ho built the ark." A Dangerous Weapon. A man sitting on tho top of a Fifth avenue bus wus deeply engrossed In his newspaper. The seat beside him was vacant Soon a large, laplcss woman got aboard and seated herself In the empty place. In her arms she held a baby. What It lacked In beau ty It made up In frfendllness, and pres ently It found Itself gaping Interest edly at the nice-looking man by its side. The distracted gentleman stood It as long as ho could, then, with n very pained expression, he turned to the woman and said: "My dear madam, please don't point thnt thing at me." Harper's Magazine. f your Cofifee-Pot has boiled too often If too many cups of coffee have set your stomach and nerves on edge, put the pot onto boilagain- But this time use POSTUM Cereal in place of coffee Boil it a full fifteen min utes after boiling starts and you. will bring out its rich, satisfying flavor. The benefit to health will soon be apparent. Uteres a Reason ' HadeV IbstumCerea. Company.Inc Battle Creek, Michigan SOME ODD FACTS ABOUT COAL Material Is Not Always Black in Color Colliery Merely Derivation From Coalery. A colliery used to be called a coal ery. Coal-meter Is an old name given to one who superintended the meas uring of coals. Coalstone Is a species of hard, opaque, Inflammable coal, which does not soil or dirty the lin gers when touched. It Is Jet-black, and can be cut. Itrown coal has been found at Hovey, Devonshire and on the Continent. Coal-hod Is an old-fashioned name for scuttle. Gas light can be traced back over 200 years. A Mr. T. Shirley, In 1CC1), attributed n burn ing well at Wlgan to the presence of coal underneath It. Just about this time a Mr. Clayton procured gas by distilling coal. Practical lighting, however, came very slowly. In 1702 a Mr. Murdoch illuminated his hou&o with gaslight, and a very poor show It Is said to have been. He lived at Re druth, Cornwall. In 1802, llirmlnghnm, In celebrating the peace of Amiens, brightened up u large factory with gaslight. Thousands Journeyed to see the wonderful sight which led to gas-works being established at that place, and In Manchester and Halifax, Montreal Herald. Wedded In Airplane. The first wedding ceremony to be performed In an nlrplano In India oc curred recently. The ceremony was unique from the fact that eight, guests In addition to the clergyman and best man were present In the machine. Tho nlrphmc climbed to a height of over one mile above Calcutta. The engines were shut off nnd the airplane gilded to the earth In comparative quietness. Tho ceremony was completed long he fore the machine had reached the ground. Peeved. The famous nioylo star was Indig nant as he descended from the ocean liner. "How do you like Europe?" the re porters nsked him. "Rotten I" was the terse reply. "Why?" "Not n king Invited me to his pal ace." Film Fun. Continuation. "I want to tell you something. The wheel spoke " "Yes?" "Was It with tho tongue of th wagon?" The nation is worth nothing which does not Joyfully stake all on Its honor. No one enn accomplish every daj the work sho would like to do. w 3 w ri bkbbbbi IgAMEBICAN LEGION ALDNG ' THE LINE DF MAREH Copy for This Department flupplleil by OHIO CHAMP FOOTBALL TEAM IS OHIO STATE'S 1920 ELEVEN IN ACTION. Left to Right Slyker (E), Spiers T), Trott (G), Nemecek (C), Welch (Q), Huffman (T and captain), Taylor (E). Backfleld Workman, quarterback, has just passed the ball to Dolg, with Stlnchcomb and Cott forming Interfer ence. When tho Ohio State university football team, champions of the Western conference, hit the line, It had much of the Chateau-Thierry nnd Argonno punch with It, for ten of tho cloven regulars composing tho first team arc war veterans and members of tho American Legion. Moreover, tho team, which defeated Illinois university for tho conference title, was coached, by n Legion-nulre. Legionnaires on the tenm say that Legion f because Harry Workman, sophomore quarterback', wus too young to enter the service. Seventeen members- of tho first squad are Leglonnnlres. Ohio State won from Chicago, Michigan, Wisconsin, Purdue, Oberlln and Ohio Wesleynn and scored f8 points In conference games against '20 for Its opponents. American Legion members cnrrled the hall over the goal lines for 14 touchdowns out of n totnl of 20 mode by the team during the 1020 season nnd also scored five of Its touchdowns out of seven made against conference teams. ' OBJECTIVES OF THE LEGION National Commander Galbralth Out lines What Is Planned to Be Ac complished During the Year. The objectives of the American Le gion for the year 1021 were told by F. W. Galbralth, Jr., national com mander, in a recent speech In Cin cinnati, nt a dinner attended by Le gionnaires and business men. Mr. fitilhrnith cited the disabled man's problems as the Legion's para mount concern and termed the finding of n satisfactory solution as "one Job that Is going to bo done." "Woe unto the man," he added, "or the bureau or bureau chief who wil fully stands In the way of paying the honorublo obligation the government owes these men. Whoever he Is he wlH'hnve to get out." He warned against the activities of tho I. W. W. und kindred organiza tions and outlined the position of the i Legion as follows: "Tho tlmo has come when a lino must bo drawn between loyal and dis loyal Americans. We do not claim to bnvo a monopoly on patriotism but because of our service our loyalty is a little clearer to our hearts nnd Is a little more Intense. We intend to crush this thing, If It ever raises Its head, that we already have fought and licked." Mr. Galbralth nlso spoke of tho de sire of tho Legion to unite with the veterans' associations of the allies, In order to promote International amity. "People nccuso us of being over enthuslastlc," he said. "They declare that we believe ourselves to bo the only patriots. God knows wo are not. If we were It would bo a sorry day for the nation. We know we hnve a hun dred million associates and we ask them to help us hecnuse without their good will and nsslstnncc we can ac complish nothing." OHIO POST IN BONUS PARADE Former Service Men of Zanesvllle Con duct Biggest Celebration in His tory of Buckeye City. Two thousand men marched in tho recent American Legion bonus parade In Zancsvlllo, O. Froo vaudeville on Legion Bonus Paradt at Zanesvllle, O. the streets was a feature of the after noon and a Mardl Oras festival at night Citizens said It was the biggest celebration In Zanesvllle's blBtony. WITH THE NATIONAL SERVICE MEN tlm American tRlon New Berries.) COMPOSED OF LEGION MEN the only renson why the team Is wot nil MAKE CITY MONUMENT SHINE Newcastle (Pa.) Legionnaires Quickly Respond When Newspaper "Call" Is Sounded. An evening newspaper In Newcastle, Pa., published a "story" commenting on the dirty condition of the monument on the public 6qunre. The newspaper went to prcsB about four o'clock. That same evening there was a meet ing of Perry S. Gaston post of the Newcastle (Pa.) Legionnaires Cleaning Monument on Public Square. American legion where It was decided to give the old monument a much needed bntli. After the meeting Le glonnalres armed themselves with mops and scrub brushes, soap and wa ter nnd scoured tho stones of tho monument until they shone. NAMES TWO NEW COMMITTEES Legion Members Are Appointed by Na. tlonal Commander on Oriental and Memorial Affairs. National Commander F. W. Qol hrnlth of tho American Legion has an nounced the appointment of two new standing committees. George K. RoobO velt of New York Is named chalrmnn of tho Oriental committee and tho members are: Paul Edwards of Wash higton, Orvlllo K. Cain of New Hump shire, J. M. Inmnn of California, Churchill I). Mclmrd of Pennsylvania, William A. Percy of Mississippi and Al ton T. Roberts of Michigan. The chairman of tho comtnlttco on memorials In tho United States Is T. Semracs Wnlmsley of Now Orleans. Members oro: Asa W. Candler of Geor gia, Joe S. Harris of Arkansas, Vin cent J. Jaeger of New Mexico, Miss Mary Price of West Virginia nnd Mrs. Julia W. Wheclock of Now York. Baseball at Auction. Frank Frlsch, star third baseman of the New York Giants, auctioned off a baseball autographed by himself at a block party given by John Fruser Bryan post of The American Legion, New York city. Frlsch la a membsf of the post. miiii i i a Wins Championships at Interna tional Live Stock Show. Splendid Exhibits, Both of Animals and Grain, Won Admiration of Judges and Spectators. One of tho most Interesting Bights flt the International Live Stock show at Chicago was the evening parades of horses and cattle. As the Cana dian section of these pnrades came In to view, and as It passed around the ring, there was continued applause. There were two or three reasons for this, the principal one being that In this section there were the wonderful Clydesdales, the Itclglitns and the Per cherons that had carried off champion ships nnd first prizes. The province of Saskatchewan had a splendid dis play of Clydesdales and showed In a number of classes, and In every class they got" In the money. A remarkable and noted winning wns thnt of the University of Saskatchewan, showing "Lady Drucc." female Clydesdale, In a class of 24 and taking second. In competition there were entries from such famous studs as Conyngham Uros. of Wllkesbarre, P. L. James of Kaston, Mass., and George Chlett of tho same state. Sho was beaten by nn Imported mare, but was later made champion American-bred mare and reserve grand champion, nn honor never heforo conferred upon anything but nn Im ported animal. Tho following nre some of the good things that Cannda won at the Inter national, In n fair fight and no favors. Grand championship for Clydesdale stallions: chniriplonshlp for American- bred Clydesdale mares; reserve senior nnd reserve grand championships for Clydesdale mares; grand champion Bhlp for Southdown sheep; sweepstakes grand championship for wheat for the continent of America; championship for Durum wheat for America. Another of the reasons for the ap plause given the Canadian sections of the parade was tho heartiness with which the American spirit wus Imbued thnt Impelled It to greet with the full est appreciation the cfTorts of the win ner, and tho hundreds of Canadians In the Immcnso nudlenco of the nmphl theater appreciated 1L The purpose that Canada had in making exhibits from their farms, whether It wns of live stock nnd they had It there In all branches grains, grasses or roots, was to demonstrate that tho war had not created devasta tion, that the country was alive with Interest In the matter of production and that It hod ability to produce In n manner that would bring It champion ships, and what better place than the International, where It would be placed before thousands, mnny or whom, with tho enlightenment thus gained and with a desire to better their condition, would he made to realize that In the neighboring country to the north there wus an opportunity that It might be of advantage to them to embrace. 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