RED CLOUD, NEBRASKA, CHIEF gT" "i 1im imn . n v i-i . i i I y k r i WSjjt Package before 5r a package 1 during the war and 5C a package The Flavor So Does the LITTLE ADVICE FOR GROCER Ntould-Be Wag Had Picked Out the . Wrong Woman on Whom to Exercise His Wit There wns nn expansion of mclnn choly tinged with resentment on Mrs. Brown's face ns she entered the gro cer's shop. "I wnnt," she began Impressively, "to talk to you about them eggs I luid Inst week. Tliey weren't anything like ns fresh ns they might have been." "That's strange," replied the grocer, who fancied himself something of a wag. "Wo always have an almnnac hanging up In the fowl run to keep the Lens up to date." "Oil 1" came the retort with crushing emphasis. "Then nil I have to say Is that somebody with brains about as addled as them eggs has been mislead In' the hens with last year's calendar. Just you hang up a 1020 card, my good fellow, and maybe them chickens 'II etnrt working overtime to catch up to ,tl" Marital Spite. "I'd like to boo my wife go to the tolls to vote." "Are you so much oayoscd to suf frage?" "It Isn't that, but I"1 like to enjoy hearing her called Sown good and hard for not knowUjg how to fold her ballot." fiimi'ii ii J m ii ii ii ii ii ii ii ii nn ii J e Increasing Demand for POSTUM EE RL jEA. I. shows the favor this table drinK is constantly gaining because of its rich taste and economy. Boil Postum Cereal fully -twenty minutes and you have a flavor similar to the v highest grade coffee, but J- - - -" . . :41:JB4"JA I hurt in Postum. It is pure and wholesome! Made by Postum Cereal Conine Battle Creek.Mich. 111 the war NOW Lasts Price! CATS DISRUPTED THE Z(0 Released to Clean Up Despised Pats, They Terrorized Lions, Leopards and Tigers Alike. An army of cats, turned loosi In the zoo at Highland park, Pittsburgh, Pa., to clean out the rats, has slown tho fallacy of tunny tnles of fero.'lty told of wild denizens of the Jungle., Itnts had become so numerous nt the big zoo that It was found necessary to take some means of ridding the build ing of the pests, nnd the head keeper decided on cats Just the plain alley breed. An advertisement brought them In droves, and they were turned loose in the cages, cellars, supply rooms and lofts. No sooner had the cages been Invad ed than pandemonium broke loose. Lions, tigers, panthers, pumas and leopards failed to recognize a distant relationship, and many of them went clear frantic with fear. Other ani mals Including the elephants, were not so timorous, but hippo nnd rhino were only a few seconds In making up their minds that discretion was tho better p:irt of valor. Unvarying Disapproval. "You say you have always object ed to the use of money In politics?" "Always," answered Senator Sor ghum ; "especially when a fellow has more of It to use than 1 have." iii ii ii ii ii ii ii ii ii ii ii n ii A. auu.... ssU 52 r r f "ii lit ii if a AMQ8CKN LEGION (( up) for Thin I VpurtiiMiu suppllt'd ii tin- AftUTli'iin I-rIoii Nnwn Service) LOS ANGELES POST GIRL MEMBERS WHO MADE HIGH SCORES sHBti 1 1 -' - av 4Ht BBhPjh&S V-'.itaBBBY .BBBBBBBBBsB BBFBBBFEWKSSpMe : - B "-i m m JBW IBBl IBBBBBBBBBBBBmRb BS JBBBfflfeffik MUpfrftfthw a1-"" fBBV Mi VMS BBS VM vSaLSkBBBBBBBHBBBakgB . fWMBjttijKkfgVaVaVJHr MMtS' " S" faVaVaVaVaVaVaVaVaVafaffl 'liBBBBBBBBBBBBBBM " - maBaBaBaBaBaBaBaBaB 4 bmB'kcjBbbbbBHBPW' V - flMsUv? jnfl SBJSJ H-7SBBrHBflBJPVIHPfvT ?' 'vv8tvf Sergeant Mildred Mobley, Marine corps, and Yeoman (f) First Class Pearl Bonham, both members of the Los Angeles post of the American Le gion, made high scores in the "getting-their.name-on.the-dotted-line" competi. tlon in the post's recent membership drive which brought in 1,200 new mem bers. They had their station beside a sign board In front of the post club. TO WAR AGAINST SWINDLERS National Organization Takes Steps to Swing Full Force to Stamp Out Practice. National nnd departmental officers of the American Legion have recently brought to light several Instances In which unscrupulous Bwlndlers have successfully capitalized the grief of the next of kin of Americans who lost their lives In the world wnr, nnd the organi zation's nntlonal headquarters has taken steps to swing the full force of the more thnn 0,000 Legion posts be hind a movement to stnmp out the practice. The mother of n dead soldier whose grnve had never been locnted recently was told by one of these parasites that he would visit Washington, if she paid his expenses, nnd find out nt first-hand what could be done. Lnter, the Impos tor reported success nnd advised the bereaved family that the body would be sent home. A brother became sus picious and by a personal call at the war department learned that no In quiry ever bad been made. Another woman, whoe son had not been heard from since he wns reported wounded while fighting In the Ar gonne. received a letter signed with her son's nnme, asking her to send him money. She mnde a trip to Cleveland, O., only to find that the letter was a hoax. Later, she received a telegram signed with her son's name and noti fied the police In the town from which the menage had been sent. The man who had attempted to defraud her wns nnvsted.. At the Instigation of tho Legion, po lice of a California city are on the trail of a man said to have made a practice of corresponding with the next of kin of deceased soldiers with a view to defrauding them. He wrote n let ter purporting to give first-hand Infor mation concerning the death of one of these missing soldiers, whereas Inves tigation showed that th'e writer of tho letter had never been outside the Uni ted States during tho war. Lemuel Holies, Legion national adju tant, has urged all posts anil depart ments to oRslst In warning relatives of missing heroes ngnlnst paying nny money for information or service of this nature, as both the Legion nnd tho war department nre willing to provide all available authentic Information at all times without charge. "40 MEN AND EIGHT HORSES" Organization Within Organization At- tracting Large Membership From Men Who Served In France. Formed as an organization within an organization, Le Soclete des 40 Homines ct 8 Chevaux of The Ameri can Legion Is Attracting a henvy mem bership from the rnnks of those vet erans who recall the days and nights of rollipg by box car over tho rails of France. Chnrters for local voltures are being Issued by tho Chef de Chem In de For nt Philadelphia, and a dis tinctive "hapeau with a bronze badge has been adopted. Much mystery enshrouds the doings of Le Soclete, which possesses a ritual all its own and demnnds nn Initiation fee of $2. Only members of tho U gitui are eligible to belong to tho socl etv and termination of membership In the Legion brings with It elimination rrom 40 Homines. Almost 1,000 mem bers of the now society, It Is expected, will be In Cleveland during the Legion convention September 27, 28, 20, at which time they will effect a pernw peat organization. 7?h e IN THE "MISSING MEN" LIST Additional Cases In Which, Inform tlon Is Being Sought by Rela tives and Friends. Tho search carried on In the "Roll Call" of "Missing Men" department of the Americnn Legion Weekly for the solution to the mystery attending the death or disappearance of 2,000 men In France nnd on the sens Includes these cases: 3J8TII INF.. CO.- M.-Wlll the soldier who was with Berjft. John W. Bmalley when he charged n machine gun nest and was killed near Vllcey, France, Sep tember 12. 1918, write to Florence E. Berney, 404 Walnut Btreet, Alexandria, Ind.? "U. &. S. OTRANTO."-Prlvate Clyde Mott went down with thin vessel when she sank In a storm off the Irish coast. Ills pnruntH want Information about his death from Hurvlvors. Write his brother-in-law, John C. Doollttle, Savannah, Ga. 69TII INF., M. O. CO.-Prlvate Ituy mond M. Hchmldt, reported wounded Octo ber 3 or 4, 1C1S, died October 8 at Fourth Field hoHpltal, Cuesey, France. Mother wants to hear from anyono who huw her boy shortly before ho died and knows whether "he wild anything on his death bed." Address Mrs. Matthew Schmidt, tSJT. HuhIi Btreet, Dubuque, la. !4TII A13HO 8QUADItON.-l!omer Key, Uox 11C, Holdenvlllc, Ok la., would llko to hear from soino ono who knew Lieut, naymond J, Saunders, and who could kIvu details relntlvu to his death In France, and wheru he was burled. 1uhI seen In combat with twelve enemy planes ubout fifteen miles northwest of Verdun, October IT.'. 1018. MISSING IN ACTION.-Prlvato Leon ard Delbert I'hllo, Nlnety-tlfth company, Sixth marines. Koported wounded In SoIheoiih drive, July 19, 1918. In Septem ber, 1919, mother received notice that "Phllo Uonard" had died and wns burled In Frnnce. She does not bcllevo It Is her boy. Comrades aro reported to have seen him alive and well In the fall of 1918 Address his sister, Mrs. H. W Johns, 107 Glunwood avenue, Ilutllii Creek, Mich, LEGION'S DEBTS ARE REDUCED Claims Against Organization Have Been Lowered $30,000 Per Month, Treasurer Announces. The reduction of the Indebtedness of the American Legion from $313,018 to 9107,21-1 In live months, or at the rate of approximately ?30,000 a month, has been announced by Robert II. Tyndnll. national treasurer, nt Indianapolis. Ills statement covers the Indebtedness up to June 30. The high mark of $343,048 was reached on January 31, and since then there has been a steudy reduction of the deficit. In a previous announce ment Mr. Tyndnll declared that the le gion's old Indebtedness of $257,000, borrowed last bummer for preliminary organization work, had been paid In full. Tho treasurer's books show that tho Indebtedness of $107,214 outstanding on Juno 30 Is offset cnslly threefold by the assets of the American Legion. The deficits at the end of the first six months of the year nre shown in the following table: Janunry 31, $343,048.13; February 20, $204,183.88; March 81, $250,003.01; April 30, $238,254.47 ; May 31, $240,050.. 01 ; June 30, $107,214.22. Greeks Honor Defender. Naming their organization after tho tmmortn) defender of Thermopylae, more than 350 Greeks of Gary, Intl., have organized Lconldas Tost No 253 of the American Legion. The charter was granted with the qualifi cation that the post conduct Its meet ings In tho American language and membership bo not restricted to Greeks. SEEMED LIKE AN IMPOSITION Parvenu Couldn't Understand Why Musicians Hadn't Corns With Instruments Tuned. Herman Flnck, tho noted Kngllsh composer, tells the following amusing story of a somewhal ambitious at tempt of n member of the newly rich to grasp matters musical, -lie said: "My grandfather used to direct a small nrchestia of about half u dozen, which could lie hired for dances, par ties and weddings, nnd even (on one occasion only) for funerals, but that's another yarn. Well, the orchestra one night made Its uppearance nt tho hotiM1 of i he type of parvenu we should call nowadays a war profiteer The guests were assembled, and the fiddlers and so bu were crowded up In the usual comer with the ferns and things. Suddenly the host approached. "'Whatovor's tills horrible nolst .Vou're making?" he said. 'Itotten piece, 1 call 111' '"This Isn't it piece.' replied my grandfather; 'we're tuning up, that's all.' " 'Tuning up? I engaged you over two months ago, and you're tuning up now?'" ASPIRIN Name "Bayer" on Genuint "Bayer Tublets of Aspirin" Is genu ine Aspirin proved safe by millions and prescribed by physicians for ovot twenty years. Accept only an unbroken "Bayer package" which contains propel directions to relieve Headache, Tooth ache, Earache, Neuralgia, Rheumatism, Colds and Pain. Handy tin boxes of 12 tablets cost few cents. Druggists nlso sell larger "Ilnycr packages." Aspirin la trnde mark Bayer Manufacture Men aceUcacUlcster of Sallcjllcacld. Adv. The Dub's Opinion. "So you wntched Vardon golf." "Yes." "How did he Impress you?" "Not particularly. It's an play easy gume the way bo plnys It." "That so? I thought lie was re marknble." "Remarkable? I didn't see anything remarkable ubout tils gume. His bull was always straight down the course, and the second shot nlwnys put him on the green. I could do that, too. If It weren't for the trouble I nlwnys get into. I'd like to see Vardon shoot the course In par with my slice. Then he'd be doing sometning." The Cuticura Toilet Trio. Having cleared your skin keep It clear by making Cuticura your every-daj toilet preparations. The soap to cleanse and purify, the Ointment to soothe nnd heal, the Talcum to powder and per fume No toilet talile Is complete without them. USc everywhere. Ad. The Eternal Elements. In the showing of a pictorial news weekly In a movie house In San Diego, the operator Unshed on the screen u picture of two distinguished French generals, riding In nn automobile. Crowds lined the pavements, their umbrellas up nnd water dripping from their hats. Suddenly from tho audi ence came tho uwod cry: "My Gawd, It's still ralnln' over there." American Legion Weekly. lct flnntflntsl5FluidPraohn BBkJ,.,'JHtan,fl .4 'iX! 1 MB&fi iUilW i BEE .rniml.-flVBR OENTi Ii AWnfnhfoTVeflarBUOniorASi i" L::i:r,rith1FnndbYEeulll I SUHHUWii . Zl.ift J linotheStonatnsnnanwq TfirfnrTVomotin6Di rfutorftiinptt andRfistCootl nellher Optom,Morphlnenor lMtaend.NoTHAou OdDcSiiBMtaaB. 22. fee- s LMnrVdlfomedYfor fiwsassssr "VJnwSUSBP KsmniecOrMf- iraW-yijw Exact Copy of Wrapper. SICK WOMEN HEAR ME You Can Be Free from Pain as I Am, if You Do as I Did. Harrington, Me. "I suffered with backache, pnins throuRh my h i p a and such n uenr i n jr. down feel ing that 1 could not stand on my feot. 1 also had other dis tressing symptoms. 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