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U. of N. COLLEGES and SCHOOLS '
The Graduate College College of Arts and Sciences.
The Teachers' College College of Agriculture.
College of Engineering College of Law.
College of Medicine College of Pharmacy.
College of Business Administration.
College of Dentistry School of Fine Arts.
Teachers' College High School. . '
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UNIVERSITY OF NEBRASKA
LINCOLN, NEBR.
First Semester Registration Sept. 15-18. 1920.
HAD USE FOR HIS MILLION
2eb Would at Least Employ It to Good
Advantage, as Far as It
Would Go.
A party of baymen gathered round
the stove In a little oyster Miack on
the Great South bny started the old,
old question as to what they would do
If they suddcnl" came Into possession
of $l,00O,0m Some bought great
ocenn-golijg yachts; others endowed
schools, and one even offered to con
tribute his to help out tho govern
ment. The question finally came round to
old Zeb Banks, noted ns the ne'er-do-well
of the fishing neighborhood.
"And now, Zeb, you've been keeping
pretty quiet," one of them tnld. "Just
wbnt'd you do if you bad u million dol
lars?" "Well, I don't miow 'znctly,' o-
Fpondod Zeb reflerMvely ns he spat t
the stove. "I reckon I'd pay It on fny
debts, 's far p h went." Saturday
Evening Post.
Uniform Berries.
"What nice large strawberries I"
said the iudy In the market.
"Yes, rnn'am ; aren't they beauties?"
replied the man 'wMi tho nmr-whlte
apron. y
"How do you sell them?"
"Fifty cents n qunrr, nii'nm."
"And are they Just the same at tho
bottom of the basket as on the top?"
"Oh, yes, ma'am; fifty cents a
ounrt, Just the same"
cIhere s no waste to I
GrapeNuts
and it saves sugar, for it
rviTtfr it.c vfc rutin cn)ifonint
No cooling is necessary r
and toe likable flavor or hHfe. ,-
cms wneax ana maitea
barley food is etnialed
only by itseconoiny.
Grocers everywhere
M
betting His Bearings.
One day ns I was driving nlong I
heard n crack In the vicinity of the
i ear wheel. Upon Investigation I dis
covered all tlio bearings gone.
Not being able to continue. I snt
down on the running board waiting for
help. Before long n fccedy-looklng
man came along In n car making bo
much noise that ho had dlflkulty In
hearing me.
I called out: "Hoy, mister, do you
know any place near here where I can
get some bearings?"
The man looked nround quickly,
gnve me n sly wink and said: "Sure,
If you know enough to keep your
mouth shut."" Exchange.
Hubby Inquires.
"Fashions from Paris say the Indies
will wear no, stocking"."
"What will that cost?" Judge.
TO MEET THE EMERGENCY
Youngster Had Llttlo Difficulty Mak.
ing Up His Mind as to What
t He Would Do.
As tho old lady strolled on the cllrfa
near n seaside town she camo across
a lad dressed In tho well-known
scouts' rig.
"Whnt do they teach yoti In the
Scouts?" she usked him, with a beam
lng -smile.
"To be manly cltlzans, nnfl true to
king nnd country," replied tho lud
promptly.
"And what are you going to be when
you grow up, my little man?" went on
Ills-self-appointed examiner.
"A soldier, to fight for the king,"
was the patriotic reply.
"Very brave," npplauded the old
dame. "Now, suppose you saw the
king's coach dashing nlong, with run
away horses, straight toward tho
edge of this cliff, what would you do?"
Tho youngster eyed her In disgust.
Evidently she wns one of thoso people
who never lmnglno n yoy has nny
sense. Ho determined to settle her
once and for all, so he replied:
"I'd shut my eyes, nnd Blng, 'God
Saws the King."' London Answers.
Time Well Spent.
Jud Tunklns wishes to explain thai
he wns not wnstlng precious time when
ho wns sitting on the fence whittling.
What ho wns cutting up wns tho fam
ily oulja board. Washington Star.
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1 pray you with nit earnestness to
prow, ami know within oiir hearts,
that all things lovely mid righteous
lite ihimmDiIu for thuo who believe In
their rcHiotinltilllty 11 ml who ilotcr
mlne that, for their part, they will
mnke every day's wotk contribute to
tliem.-John Ittiok lit.
A SYMPOSIUM OF SALADS.
There Is never a sameness In the
nrt of salmi mak'lng. for one bus an
I it tl 11 1 1 e variety from
which to choose raw ma
terials. Cooked food,
odds and ends of left
overs which would oth
erwise be wasted, may
go Into the snliul bowl
and become an attrac
tive dMi, with n well
prepared and an nppro
prlatc dressing.
Fisherman's Salad.
Take two pounds of cooked fish, ono
pound of boiled potatoes, a quarter of
yn head of white cabbage; Reason with
mmi mm pepper. After mixing me um
mid bhreddlng the cabbage add cay
enne pepper to senson well, one
pickled beet llnely chopped, nlso two
viieumherx. Mix all together and servo
with any good salad dressing.
Potato'Salad.
The best potato salad Is made with
potatoes cooked especially for the
salad and seasoned before they be
come cold. Hull small-sized potatoes
with their skins on, peel and cut In
cubes, add seasonings of salt and pep
per anil marinate with a thin dress
ing either a cooked dressing thinned
with cream or a well seasoned French
dressing. Dressing them while warm
sends the seasoning through them nnd
makes a much more palatable satad.
Minced onion, fresh mustard finely
minced, a handful of blanched nnd
shredded almonds ntiil n cucumber or
two will make the llnet kind of n
salad, providing the salad dressing Is
a good well seasoned one. .lust he
fore serving add the thick salad dress
ing and 1 he encumber unless kept very
cold will lose Its crlspness.
Simple Tomato Salad.
Scald and peel perfectly ripe toma
toes of utrlform size. Place In n dish
and cover with Ice and salt for half
an hour to chill thoroughly. , Huh n
salad Ixtwi with the cut side of a clove
of garlic and arrange the crisp, ten
der leaves of the heart of head lettuce
as a lining to (lie salad bowl. Arrange
the tomatoes cut In quarters or If
small cut In quarters without sepa
rating the pieces and pour over a good
mayonnaise dressing which has been
seasoned with minced onion.
Veal 8alad.
Cook 11 small piece of veal ln"a
broth made of chicken bones and wa
ter, or cook the veal with the chicken.
Let the meat cool In the broth, then
cut It In small cubes; mix with celery
and salmi dressing and It will be hard
to tell from u chicken salad.
It mutters not how strult the Kale.
J low charged with punishment tho
Koalj
I mn the master of my fate,
I am the captain of my fcoul.
In the fell clutch of clreumstnnco
I have not winced or cried aloud;
IJeneiith tho bludKconlriKs of chance,
My lieuU is bloody, but unbowed.
Henley.
THINGS WORTH KNOWING.
If a cork Is too large for the bottle
In which you wish to use It, lay It
sideways and roll
It with u small
hoard under nil
the pressure you
cuii put upon It.
This will elongate
It to lit the hot
tie. Kipping Is nn
BHSMl s. I
easy task If safety razors are used to
do the work.
To keep the eyebrows clean nnd to
stimulate their gro.Mi and beauty,
they should be brushed gently with n
soft brush night and morning. In ap
plying nny tonic or oil only the small
est umotint should be used.
Chicken which will not cook tender
may be made so by the addition of a
tenspoonfiil of nlcoho; in the water.
Vinegar will also soften the liber of
meat, n tablespoonful to the kettle of
slew.
To mnke mint extract, pick tho
frrli leaves of mint, wash and dry
and pack into a bottle as full as pos
sible; cover with alcohol and let stand
two weeks, then strain and bottle for
future use. This Is the real stuff and
one need not fear to use It.
Buckles, bonds and buttons of pol
ished hteel may be beautifully cleaned
by covering with unslaked lime nnd
leaving for a sliot't time.
Suede shoes or slippers inny be
rubbed with emery paper and they will
look like new.
Dry bran Is very valuable for cleah
Ing purposes, nn Is comment. Hub It
Into fur, where the soiled spots nre,
rub harder, then brush off, Krmlno
and delicate furs are cleaned well In
this wny.
Velvet cont collars nnd collnrs of
mens' conts inny bo denned enslly
with comment wet with gasoline and
rubbed well Into the pile of Hie velvet
or collar and then brushed out. Care
should be taken to keep awny from nil
tire.
A dump cloth wrapped nround the
thront and covered with a dry one will
relievo a sufferer from n hncklni,
cough.
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Tf,nlnr PrnmnW DMCSfal
ChccrfulncssandRcstConlato
neither Oplum.Morphlne nor
Mineral. NotKAhcotiC)
SKtatouikSAXiLrtnm.
Smra
Jj&ymHUTtr
A (.Mnfnt Remedy for
Constipation nnd DiarrbMi
and j-cvcrisniit- -
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Exact Copy of Wrapper.
Among the Reds.
"Vote for my candldnte. He's In
Jail."
"Vote for mine. lie's out on bull."
-Louisville Courler-Journnl.
Freshen a Heavy 8kln
With the antiseptic, fnscluutlng Ctitl
curt Talcum Powder, nn exquisitely
scented convenient, economical face,
skin, bnby nnd dusting powder nnd
perfume. Headers other perfumes su
perfluous. One of the Cutlcurn Toilet
Trio (Soup. Ointment. Tnlcum). Adv.
MERELY MAKING IT WORSE
Tommy Was Naturally Fearful as to
the Consequences of Any Mora
Interruptions.
A very Junior officer wns trying his
first ense.
"Seven dnys confinement to camp,"
ho snapped.
"Deg pardon, sir," whispered the
company scrgeant-mnjor. "You must
n't give n sentence like that. You "
"All right, then, fourteen dnys," re
torted the sub.
"But, blr," pleaded tho sergeant-major,
"It's not"
"'Arf n mo', major." Interposed the
Tommy. "Don't check im ngnln or
'e'll give mo twenty-one. B ain't a
horflcer e'a a hauctioneerl" Loudon
Tit-Hits.
Self-Centered.
"You have ulways been ono of thesa
ekeptlcnl people," remarked the re
proachful friend.
"I niu.t admit," replied Mr. Grow
cher. "You even said the flying machine
would not be a success."
"Well, so far as my own comfort
or pence of mind Is concerned, It
Isn't"
Bygones.
"Wo must let bygones bo bygones."
"I endeavor to do so. I no longer
give n thought to the time I wasted
mnklng up my mind how I would vote
In the primnrles." Washington Stnr. '
hose Who hade used
POSTUM
CE R EAL
instead of coffee during
the past year are sure to be
ahead in purse and are Quite
apt to be ahead in health.
Fair price, uniformly
pleasing flavor and gen
eral table satisfaction keep
Postum in first vplacewita
many a ramuy,
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There's a Reason
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Postum Cereal Cbmpanylnc.
Datueureeic, riich..
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Special Care of Baby.
Thnt Baby should have a bed of its own1 nil are agreed. Yet It
is more reasonable for an infant to sleep with grown-up3 than to ubo
a man's medicine in an attempt to regulate the delicate organism of
that same infant. Either practice is to be shunned. Heithr would
be tolerated by specialists in children's diseases. '
Your Physicinn will tell you that Baby's medicine must be
prepared with even greater care than Baby's food.
A Baby's stomach when in good health is too often disarranged
by improper food. Could you for a moment, then, think of giving
to your ailittR child anything but a medicine especially prepared
for Infants and Children ? Don't be deceived.
Make a mental note of this: It is important, Mothers, that
you should remember that to function well, the digestive organs of
your Baby must receive special care. No Baby is so abnormal that
the desired results may be had from the use of medicines primarily
prepared for grown-ups.
MOTHERS SHOUtO READ THE B00KIET THAT IS AROUND EVERY DOTTLE Of riETCHER'S CASTORIA
GENUINE CASTORIA ALWAYS
Bears the
if n woman would always write the
postcript llrst It would save her the
trouble of writing tho letter.
"Cold In tho Heud"
Is nn acuta nttack of Is'iitml Catnrrh.
Thoso HUbJoct to frequent "coIJh In tlio
homl" will tlnil that tho uso of HALU'S
CATAIUUI MKDICINK will bulld.up til
byptom, cletuiHo tho Illood and render
them less llnblo to colds. Repeated at
tacks of Aculo Catarrh may lend to
Chronic Catarrh.
HALIVB CATAnnil MEDICINE Is
taken Internally and nets throiiRh tho
Illood on tho Mucous Surfaces of tlio Sys
tem, thus reducing tho Inflammation and
restoring normal conditions.
All DrtiKKlRta. Circulars free.
1 J. Chenoy & Co., Toledo, Ohio.
Gloomy Prospect.
"I hope," said the newly-made wid
ow, wiping awny n tenr, "that poor,
dear Thomas won't be ranged with the
goats Instead of tho sheep."
"Of course not," replied the consola
tory friend. "Thomas was a truly
good man."
"Yes," sighed tho widow, "but he
would keep utitiir.g In."
Taking the Sunny Side.
Every street has two sides, the
shndy side and the sunny. When two
men shnke hands and part mark which
of the two takes the sunny side; he
will bo the younger mnn of tho two.
Hulwer-Lytton.
The Idea.
Amnteur Angler I suppose tho
next thing, the llsh will he muzzled.
Professional Fisherman You need
not worry If Uiey ain't. They won't
bite
Representing Them.
"Is Congressman Flubdub patri
otic?" "No, patriotism Ibn't the thing In
his district."
No Laughing Matter.
"I admire the mnn who laughs at
danger, don't you?" "No, I think ho
bus n mighty poor sense ofiumor."
A mnn In love Is nlwnvs blind until
ho finds It necessary to sew on his own
buttons.
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Signature of
Men are like plus no good wiiea
they lose their heads.
A Feeling of Security)
You naturally feci secure when yotf!
know that the medicine you are About to I
tnko is absolutely puro and contains no
harmful or habit producing drugn.
Such a medicino is Dr. Kilmer's Swamps
uoot, kidney, liver nnd bladder remedy.
The samo standard of purity, strength
and cxccllcnco i'b maintained in every)
bottle of Swamp-Root.
It is scientifically compounded front)
vegetable herbs.
It is not a stimulant and is taken ia
tenspoonful doses.
It is not recommended for everything.
It is nature's great helper in relieving!
and overcoming kidney, liver and blad'
der troubles.
A sworn statement of purity is witb'l
every bottle of Dr. Kilmer's Swmp.
Root.
If you need a medicine, you should
have the beit. On sale at all drug stores
in bottles of two sizes, medium and large.
However, if you wish first to try this
great preparation send ten cents to Dr.
Kilmer & Co., ninshamton, N. Y for SJ
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper. Adv.
Hamlet may be nn easy role for the1
tragedian, but he has to hump himself,
whenever he plnys Hlchnrd III.
Thousands of Happy .
Housewives in I
Western Canada
nro helping their husbands to prosper
are Kind they oncouniRed thorn to co
where they could make a homo of their
own savo puylnrr rent and reduco tho
cost of living whero they could reach,
prosperity nnd Independence by buying
on rimy trnu
Fertile Land at $15 to
, . $30 an Acre
land similar to that which through
many years has yielded from 20 to 4S
ItuslirU or vhcnt to tbe acre. Hundreds)
, or fiirmerB In Western Canada hav
raised crops In n slnRlo season wortw
I mora than tho whole cost of their land.
With such crops come prosperity, lnde
pendence. Rood homes, and all the com
forts nnd conveniences which make fo
uuyjiy living.
Farm Gardens
Poultry Dairying:
are sources of Income second only t
pruln Rrowlnrr nnd stock raising. Good
cllmntc. good neighbors, churches.
schools, rural telephone, etc., give you
the opportunities of a new land wit
the conveniences of old settled district
For llluitratcd literature, mapi, tlenarlp
tton of farm opportunities In Manitoba,
BankRtchewan, and Alberto, reduced
railway rate, etc., write Department
of Immigration. Ottnwn. ran., or
W.V.BENNETT
loom 4, Bee Blag Omaha. Rel.'
fRn1trtn Onvrnmnt Arnr
BE A NURSE
Exceptional opportunity at the present Urn
tor young women over nineteen years of sg
who have had at least two lears In high school
to take Nureei'.Tr.italnf; In general hospital.
Our graduates are in great demand. Address
Supt. of Nurses, Lincoln Sanitarium
Lincoln, Nebruka
"Eatonic, in Four Days Did
Me $20 Worth of Good" i
So writes Mr. Edward W. Bragg ofl
Mecen, Ind., who suffered fromj
stomach troubles for a long timo buri
could not flud imytlilnp; to help h!m,l
but at Inst hnd faith enough to give!
eatonic a test. It qulclsly removed
tlio excess nclds nnd poisonous gases'
from tho body and tho misery dls
appeared. Of course, when tho cnusa
of tho trouble Is removed, tho sufferer
must get well. Eatonic is quick, suroi
nnd snfe, and tho lasting benefits!
como in new strength, life and pep.
Your druggist will supply you wltbj1
eatonic at a trifling cost nnd every nil-'
ing. person should gt't It today. AdrJ
MILK GOATS. Write us your want.
E. P, Courtrlght, Kearney, Nebraska.
FACTH t'UItNISUEU MIIOU1NO Ul'l'OlU
TUNlTIKa ofTered by the Oil Imlutry. lr
pronta aured from small divestments. Add.
Lseu LrapeiVuts.
lost umce llo 1428, Wichita Falls. Tca.
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