RED CLOUD, NEBRASKA, CHIEF Will Not be One Day Without PERU NA This Lady TELL Her FRIEND CAMERA INSTEAD OF RIFLE i Mrs. Mary Frlcke, C07 Bornman St., Bcllovlllo, 111., ia just one of the many thousands of ladles throughout tho country who, after an agony of years, havo at last found health, strength and vigor In PE-RU-NA. Her own words tell of her Buffering and recovery I better than wo can do It: "I suffered with my' atomacb, had awful crnmpn and headaches so I often could not lay on a pillow. Saw your book, tried TE-RU-NA and got good results from tho first bottle. To bo sure of a euro I took twelvo bottles. I havo recommended PE-RU-NA to my friend and all aro well pleased with results. I will not be one day without PE-RU-NA. Havo not had a doctor since I started with PE-RU-NA, which was about fifteen years ago. I am now slxty-throo years old, hale, hearty and well. Can do as much work as my daughters. I feel strong and healthy And WCleh near two hnnrirnl nntinrlfi. Tlnfnrn. T weighed ns little as ono hundred. I hope lots of MRS. MARY FRICK1 peoplo use PE-RU-NA and get the results I did." An experience Ilk that of Mrs. Frlcke Is an Inspiration to every sick and suffering woman. It you have catarrh, whether It be of tho nose, throat, stomach, bowels, or other organs, PE-RU-NA la tho remedy. It Is not now; It Is not an experiment. PE-RU-NA has been tried. PE-RU-NA has been used by thousands who onco wero sick and aro now well. To prevent coughs, colds, grip and Influenza and to hasten recovery there Is nothing better. PE-RU-NA will lmprovo tho appetite and digestion, purify tho blood, sooth tho irritated mucous linings, eradicate the waste material and corruption from the system. It will tone up tho nerves, glvo you health, strength, vigor and the Joy of living. Do what Mrs. Mary Frlcke and thousands moro havo dono try PE-RU-NA. You will be glad, happy, thankful. Tablet or liquid. Sold Everywhere, f IK NO MERCY FOR THE FLIRT HE HAD MISSED SOMETHING According to Dream, Modern Girl Met With Deserved Condemnation at St. Peter's Hands. Cortlnntlt Blocker was talking nt Piping Rock about tho modern girl. "I had n d renin last night," ho aid. "I dreamed that a modem girl filed nnd npponred before St. Peter. "Sho wore n gown of filmy, almost transparent tissue. Sho wns very enutlful, and she had a conquering ttr. "'Let me In, plense,' she snid. 'My nweethenrts were numberless, but my virtue remained unspotted. Though 1 skated over miles of thin Ice, I never onco fell through. I nm a modern Ctrl.' "But St. Peter frowned nnd Bald, pointing downwards with his fore finger: "I condemn you to the snme flames to which you condemned ysur foolish lovers.' " Boys and Dog Dig Up $2,000. Four schoolboys, while spending the Whitsuntide holidays In Mulhuddert, n village outside Dublin, ratting with n terrier, discovered n hoard of moro Winn 400 in sovereigns (normally $2,000) in a rut hole. The news quick ly sprend, .nnd n local postmnn claimed tho money as his. lie snys nbout 400 wns left to him by his father, n block enilth, who had Inherited It from his father, nnd to keep It safely In these troublous times the postmnn burled it In a field where It would still hnve re mained but for tho Inquisitive terrier. Tho postinnn'3 clnlni wns ndmlttcd unanimously and tn parents of tho boys returned him sums rttnountlng to about 1C0. Locnl volunteers nro making Inquiries with n view to hav ing tho bnlnnco of the money restored. Edinburgh Scotsman. Tho Handy Airplane. Just ns wo have reached tho era of national prohibition, n way has been found for reaching Europe In a great hurry. Under the newest development of Inventive genius, n thirsty man can hop to the other side, discuss mutters of Importance with a friend till his words begin to- run together nnd his hat settles permanently over one eye, and then he can get back in nmplc time to have the henilnche right In his own homo. This Is Indeed a remark able nge. Thrift Mngnzlne. Mr. Gap Johnson Brought to a Reallzk. tlon of His Ignorance of HI Surrounding. "It must bo wonderful to live all your life long In tho midst of tin 'Land of n Million Smiles,' where the silvery waters purl and plash and the nymphs frolic all the dayl" prattled one member of a pnrty of city motor ists who had Invaded tho Ozarks. "To live In the p'tul which?" sur prisingly returned Gap Johnson of Rumpus Ridge. "Here nmong tho hills nnft dells of 'Tho Plnyground of America.' Look at tho advertisement In tho newspnper and" "Well, I'll be p'tu-doggcdl I never would 'a' b'lleved It In the living world If I hadn't seed It In tho pnpcrl I've- lived yur since Heck wns n pup, and I never knowed nuthln' llko these yur Indies nlmps, I b'llcve you called 'em to be setting on rocks thlsn-way nnd skylarking around with nuth'n In pertlekler on but undershirts nnd smiles. Say, how long has this yur p'tu 1 business been going on, snj;. how?" Kansas City Star. Nickel No Good. A little girl walked Into a confec tionery one morning, plnccd a nickel on the counter nnd colled for an ice crenm cone. "Ice crenm cones are 7 cents, little girl," tho fizz clerk announced. "Well, then glmmee a soda pop." "Six cents." "Oot any root beer?" "Yep, 0 cents, too." The little girl sighed dlsnppolntedly nnd started out, leaving her nickel on the counter. "Here, little girl, you're leaving your nickel," tho clerk called to her. - "Oh, that's all right," tho child shouted back. "It's no good to me It won't buy anything I" Harmonious Episode. "Did you notice nny unnnimlty of sentiment during the earlier sessions of tho convention?" "On ono point only," nnswered Sen ator .Sorghum. "Everybody stood up when the bnnd played 'The Star Span gled Bnnner.' " If men had Intuition they wouldn't trust It. When Something Is Wrong With Your Comfort when nervousness, indiges tion, billiousness or some other upset makes you think you are not eating or drinking the right thing if you're a coffee drinker, cut out coffee ten days and use Postum Cereal This delicious drink with its coffee like flavor, suits coffee drinkers. Its value to health soon shows, and its economy is so apparent under use that one quickly realizes. There's a Reason" it Made by Postum Cereal Co., Inx Battlt Creek, Michigan Big Game Hunters Get the Thrill ol the Sport Without the -Useless Slaughter. It wns n nntnblp event In the his tory of th wild life of our country when the first big game hunter hung tip his rifle and took to the woods with n minora. Ever slnco tho first photographer went nfli'lt! with a sportsman, theennv prn riiiiii hn been the best exponent nnd advertiser of the prowess of the mini with n gun. During the (lays of the slow nnd cumbersome wet pinto nnd long exposures the alert nnd sud leu wild iiuluml was about as unat tainable plctorlnlly as the cnnnls ol Mars. Tho dry plntc opened up great pos sibilities In tho photographing of dead cnnip In Its haunts. From 1881 on ward American hunters of big game 'Joyously welcomed the startling pic tures made by Luton A. Huffman of Miles City, Mont. Mr. Iluffmnn was n true spnrtsiunn. n fine shot, nnd as a photographer of hunting scenes he long stood without a rival. Novet will I forget tho thrill that I received , In his little old log cabin studio In j "Mlli'Mnwn," when ho showed mo his Fteroncnpe views of "elk nnd dead I grizzle", .'lory enough for one day ; n mountain sheep ram on the. brink of n preolplre, many hulTiilo-kllllUB pictures nnd antelope and deer gn- lore. I think that Mr. HulTninii who still lives and photographs enjoys i me iiimiiiciioii oi Having ii ii 1 1 mint photographs stolen for publication without credit than any other camera man on earth ; and that, I know, Is n lnrge order. ' American sportsmen balled with joy the birth of the light, ever-ready. hii! vcrsnl-focus camera. It wns the open ing of a new and delightful field of Christian endeavor. It presented n highway of escape from the Hood of game-slaughter photographs that had been sweeping ever the continent like a deluge. "Masterpieces of Wild Anl--mnl Photography," by Wllllnm T. Hor. naday, In Scrlbner. When Nature Conspires. Wp nro told that tho "walking nnd climbing leaves" of Australia wero for over hnlf a century, among the be-t attesteil of natural wonders. It Is related that a party of sailors, wandering Inland, sat down to rest under a tree. A gust of wind shook to enrth several dead nnd brown leaves. These, after remaining protu on the ground for a few minutes, pro ceeded to show signs of life and crawl toward the trunk, which they nscend ed, niid attached themselves to their respective twigs. Hence, the sailor-men, who promptly ran away, said the spot was bewitched, The simple fnct turned out to be that the so-called leaves wero really leaf-.haped Insects, having long, pen dulous legs, which could bo folded out of sight, nnd possessing the chntne leon-llke power of varying their color to correspond with that of the foliage they were clinging to. Upon being shaken to the ground, Instinct taught them to seek the shel ter of the friendly lenves again na soon ns possible. Exchuncc. Gas Tank Terrified Walters. Pnndpmonlum reigned In Kl Prndo cafe for n few fast and furious sec onds the Ilnvana Post states Shortly after 8 o'clock, when the extra waiters wero busy handling the evening's largest crowd, there sud denly burst out In this cafe a rapid Micrc-lnn of short, sharp, hissing sounds : l'sst pst psstt It seemed ns though all Ilnvana was suddenly giving the well known Cuban call for service. A hundred thousand people crowding about tho cafe and shouting "Psst, chlcol" could not have created more excitement. Walters looked under chairs, behind the liar, rushed to all their customers, wiped off tables frantically, tossed their nan kins desperately In midair and gave other signs of frenzy. The fuss did not begin to abate un til the proprietor, red faced and sweat ing with exertion, discovered the source of the hissing sounds. A large cylinder of the enrbonnted gas In the corner of the cafe had sprung a leak, the gas hissing mysteriously as each whiff of It escaped. ) Vital Statistics. One of the census men called at the homo of a worklngmnn In Now York, noted In his neighborhood ns a great render and n wiseacre for statistics He found the man poring over ah en cyclopedia. "How many children havo you?" asked the census taker. I have just three and that's all tlere will be too," replied the man, looking up from his book of knowl edge. "All right, by why so positive?" "According to this book here," said, tho man with deadly seriousness, "every fourth child born In the world Is n Chinaman!" Saturday Evening Tost. American Women Have Prettiest Feet A well-known French shoo manufac turer states that tho shoe Is the foundation of n woman's wardrobe. If she Is not well shod, It spoils her ap pearance. He snys that Amerlcnn women hnve tho prettiest feet In tho world, and appreciate the vnluo of tho low-heeled shoe. For walking, this innnuftir-tiir-r Insists tho low-heeled shoo Is the oidy ono permissible. For wear tround the house, he advocates sun dnls that bold the foot in shape, yet yield sufllciuutly to ".How them to rest- Some More Truths. WOULD you use a steam shovel to move a pebble? Certainly not. Implement! are built according to the work they have to do. Would you use a grown-up's remedy for your baby's Ills? Certainly not. Remedies are prepared according to the work THEY have to do. All this Is preliminary to reminding you that Fletcher's Castorla was sought out, found and Is prepared solely as a remedy for Infants and Children. And let this be a warning against Substitutes, Counterfeits and the Just-as-good stuff that may be all right for you in all your strength, but dangerous for the little babe. All the mother-love that lies within your heart cries out to you : Be true to Baby. And being true to Baby you will keep in the house remedies specially prepared for babies as you would a baby's food, hairbrush, tootbrush or sponge. Children Cry For ktr.nntanHiBI'iuidDractal f JT iTrnBftf.-k PER OBKf. A&,foUMItaaraticfcrAsj I -i.nZsndtiiiTta4 bvRnhU- lttottlheSMarrfPogi!Jj it. .fcir'iVrtfnntlnd UnreStlM Cheerfulness andltestfatoH neither (total. Morpnuw Mineral. NotNAhoo jtountSiMxuoam AhelpfulRemeayior ContlpaHonandDlrrhoe ... Hi-rftfg net Copy ef Wrappf Are You Prepared? a j - u hmiDA nil thA ttma would be a eood idea. Yet vott can't afford to keep a doctor in the family to keep baby well or pre- vent sickness. But you can oo aimo me uiuo uuuK uy utu . i a ...!. i?iafhora ractnrifl. because it Is a wonderful remedy for indigestion, colic, feverUhness, fretfulness and all the other dla- orders that result trom common aumcai mm uuic u. ... .- r j.i i .-..ir a na It 1b a hflrmleu sub- stltute for Castor Oil, Paregoric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. Children cry for Fletcher's uastona, ana moment iccuiuwcuu . wwu. Wj have found it a comfort to children and a mother's friend. If vou love vour baby, you know how sweet it is to be able to help baby when trouble comes. You cannot always tau upon a doctor. tj..5j-v. !.. nnthtnorhtit cmod to sflv of Fletcher's Castorla, be cause they know that it can only do good-that it can't do any harm and they wouian'iwam you 10 uc iu vuj nvui.UJ -. you would use for yourself. MOTHtRI SHOULD DEAD THl BOOKLET THAT II A0UHO IVIHT boiiu ur ntiuiuia woiuhi. GENUINE CASTORI A ALWAYS Bears tho Signatureof VMS NTAUN MMMNV.NiWVtllK ITV. First Choice. Down In Tcrre Unuto thcro are two places of Interest, to which every Terro Hnutcnn takes his visiting friends tho Davis gardens nnd lllgh (and Lnwn ccraotcry, Tho othor dny a young society matron started to take her two visiting friends out for a drive. Now, hor roadster wns now and the woy she drovo It was exceed ingly rceklsss, Near Main street sho turned to" tho women nnd nsked: "Now which place shnll I tnko you first?" The most frightened ono turned to the other visitor: "Oh, toll her Davis gardens," sho whispered, "I'm sure we'll get to tho cemetery If sho keens up this sort of driving much farther." Indianapolis News. Yes, Alfred, before marriage a wom an Is penMvo, but after mnrrlngo sho Is expensive Paging Henelf. Whllo n member of n collego society, I was called upon one evening to act as recording secretary In tho absence of tho ono elected to that office. After a short prayer, with which all pro grams wero opened, I begnn to call tho roll. When I came to my own name, which I called several times, I waited so long for tho "hero" or "present" rcsponso that a smile and titter mn around tho hall. I then heenmo con scious of what I wns doing, nnd pro ceeded to finish tho roll call in a hurry. Chicago Trlbuno. Waste. Snmson pulled down tho temple, "llenvens, mnn," wo cried, "don't you know how senfeo buildings nro?" Renl self-sncrlflco Is to bo n bene factor without prnlfio or gratitude. Bamboo for Paper Making. r According to Sir Harry Johnston, tho fnmous African explorer, tho In exhaustible supply of grusscs, reeds nnd rushes of tropical Africa can b utilized In making paper. Wllllarsi ltaltt, tho celluloso expert of tho Brlfcj lsh government, points out many scrl ous dlfllcultlcs In making paper front these grasses, but fcnys that these nrt, not found In bamboo, which renews It self annuully. Suspicious. The head of tho Ilrm hnd secretly called In nn expert accountant to check up the cashier. "Have you dis covered nny evidence of dishonesty?" asked the expert nccountant "Well, I've noticed that ho carries a differ cut umbrella every ttnie It rains," ex plnlncd tho head of tho firm. WARNING! 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