t M rnnK.' '-a. RED CLOUD, NEBRASKA, CHIEF jwflfl.M'im- li" - - f ,$- i i L ; SALTER NAMES TO AVOID RIDICULE Washington Lawyer Says Busi ness Has Been Humming Ever Since War. MNV GERMAN NAMES SHED Some Are Turned Into English Equivalents and Others Are Re placed by Plain American Names Simple to Make Alteration. Washington. A yoiiiic mnn dropped Into n lawyer's olllco liure thu otlior tiny. "I wnnt to chntiRO my nnme," he snld sntlly. "I'm n locksmith. I hnve my niiniu on the door 1). Wnre and customers nro always cracking Jokes nnd pretending to bo afraid of me. I'eople even come In Just to mako ellly, puns and take up my time." "Why don't you write your first name out?" suggested tho nttorney. "till, that would bo worse. My name's Harry Ware it sounds like bow-wow." The lawyer drew up n petition for tho young man, to be called Hurry Ward, and In three weeks the change was effected to the client's Joy. Many German Names Changed. Tho lawyer who told us this story Wiys business In changing nnmes has been bumming ever slnco tho war. Families who had been In this coun try for four generations, nnd who prided themselves on their American qualities, woke up In 1010 nnd 1017 to find their German sounding pnt ronymlcs were regarded with disfa vor, if not with suspicion. Tiiero'wns just ono remedy, r.nd n great many took it. German names wcro legally Iturued Into Kngllsh equivalents, or were replaced by plain American bmlth, Carter or Johnson. In some cases, owners of German names desired changes ns a means of showing they were not hyphenated Americans. In others, it was a rtmttcr cf business. Such "-names as Kaiser and Hlndenburg, tho owners stated, wcro Injuring their trade, as Ameri cans regarded them as German firms nnd were prejudiced by war associa tions. Nnmes besides thoso of German aound sometimes linvo an undesir able effect on business. Such nnmes eeem td bo discarded by their owners In grenter numbers than over before. These are chiefly tho masterpieces of tho Ilusslnn, Greek, Itnllan and Slavic languages. Some of these combina tions contain tho best port of tho al phabet and defy pronunciation, let alone spelling. Occasionally a clever man makes capital of a peculiar name, as tho man nnmed Easum, who onco adver tised "Ensum's pills" nil over town. But as a rule the odd nnme which sug gests amusing comparisons Is rcgnrd id as something to put up with, like awkward hands or a stiff neck. Most names brought to court for re vision are surnames. Now and ngnln, AMERICAN AVIATORS GREET CAPRONI f A A mi 1 MKmURi yo?)Ty Ak.AmM :BbHHHHbbbHbKHb!bHhHbk: PBBBBBlBMCwwBBBBViBiBBVBHHBBliBWlBBBK'HWBHwraBBBaP! BBBHHHlRlKBISBBBBBBiBHIBBt9Bl!nXt 'BBBVOHl9MEliBBBBHBB2BKfBV'?WMIVIV.' 5 American aviators who Wew Caproni planes to greet Gianni Cnpronl, (Inventor of the Caproni type oi plane, on his arrival on the S, S. Gluseppl Verdi. Left to right are: Lieut. Talbot O. Freeman, Mcdfleld. Mara.; Lieut. Allan W. Kevin, Jamaica, L. I.; G'annl Caproni, Lieut. Frank Lnmliert of Baltimore, Md., and Lieut. Phillips, Melville, N. V. FOND OF Tombstone Druggist Fears Juror Will "Founder Hissclf." Peculiar Tastes Developed by Juroro When Court Gives Dalllff Carte Blanche. Tombstone, Ariz. "I gotta havo an other of them cornucopias," Impatient ly remarked on elderly gentleman to the keeper of Tombstone's only soda fountain, loented In Tombstono's com bination drug btore, cnlmret, concert hall, news stand and cigar emporium. "If that old fellow don't quit chas ing mo over herd after cornuqftilus Ihe's goln' to founder hlnself," the elderly gentleman went oh. It wob tho bailiff carrying out the court's Instructions with regard to the care of tho Illgbeo "deportation" Jury. "You gentlemen are to seo that livery want of these Jurors is filled," GETTING READY FOR A w. t K"Jm s v '"'flrwwwi wow" y & ' a7 MM til Statssss" r i '., .mf.mm "-- " 4 W-Hkrt, ? i . Tf " . wmwcztz " zMWtMmm.. -. o &9mms.-Jr l bK- r- "sgM&&. , . .-r 'mSmfM ,mmr-:r - 'L&smeL.. .. tJL -' . -i'ZC'srialES'xrL hKzrrL - zl.""'--. . ri? i nmn? VU--A. ..,.AAm...v., .,,.,,-NNW-- .- s-4 M' ,vW..rfSv'vrt.rfh -V United States naval aviators getting seaplane ready for a tllght at tho North Island nnval-nir station at San Diego, Cal.. the lurgest mival-alr stutlon on tho west coast. however, u Christian nnme which tins worried the owner, like an old man oij tho sen, Is happily discarded. It Is hard to get the point of view of par ents who give their children ridiculous nnmes merely to gratify nn overde veloped sense of humor. A governor of a certain state, by name Hogg, will nlwnys be remem bered for the fact that he named his two daughters Imn and Orn. At least ono, of these girls, we nro told, mar ried early, thereby spoiling tho polni of the father's little Joke. Still more outlandish Is the record in Hrltlsh history of n fnther who de sired to namo his child Beelzebub. When the boy was brought to church to bo christened tho bishop refused to bestow the name upon him, saying It was not n lit nnme to be sanctioned by the church. Tho process of changing an unde Drive On 700,000 of the Pests Are Killed in Utah. State-Wide Campaign Results In Sav- Ing of More Than $100,000 for the Farmerc Washington. Seven hundred thou sand Cnrtllsh sparrows, each eating six quarts ol" wheat a year, would mean a feed bill of more than $131,000. There fore tho killing of 700,000 English spar rows means thnt umount of money saved for tho farmers concerned. And nearly 700,000 sparows were killed in a Btate-wldo campaign In which 783 Utah farmers Joined forces to get rid of the pests during the winter months. ICE CREAM was what Judgo Sam l'attee had told tho threo bailiffs tho night he ordered tho cowboy Jury locked up for the re mainder of tl:e h'.Morlc trial In which It was setting. Those orders wwre n slgnnl fot every Juror to satisfy the least whim ho had developed1 In long, dreary months of riding r.wgew nnd facing tlio wind, sun nnd sand of the desert. With one man tho chief demand had been for talcum after u shave. An other Is forcing tho county to furnish him with n luxurious bniHlscnp which contains olive oil, as a relief froir, the brand purchasable at tho crossroads grocery. Hut with ono Juror tho demand Is for Ico cream cones. Who tho dissi pating member of the Jury Is no ono can tell, but that does not alter tho fact that nil Tombstone knows his fallings for vanilla Ice cream. Just btforo court convenes n tho morning n bailiff makes u hurry cull at tho soda fountain. FLIGHT AT SAN DIEGO 9i ,VT MlWrm-,,- . i. ... 2S jw? : i.v'tif """ ?X& j f ,-s. '??VtiM -j "ri' x- . ... ' -.'ifZ.7f sirable nnme Is simple. Hero In Wash ington all you have to do Is to file n petition with the Supreme court of the District of Columbia, saying It wastes too much of your friends' time to call you by your proper name, or whatever reason you may have for the change. You must swear that you nrd not abandoning your old nnme to avoid debts or any demands, against you. Then jQi have a notice of the change of name printed in n local newspaper once a week for three weeks. At the end of thnt time, if nobody conies forward to object nnd nobody ever does the court formally grants your petition and you go forth with whatever name you have picked out. Considering bow easy It Is, wo wonder that there nre so many people with names that nre uninclodlous to say the least. Frederic A. Haskln, In Chicago Dally News. Sparrows CL County agents helped In the cam paign, which used 5,2-13 pounds of poi soned bait. In most cuscs tho bait was made of wheat, poisoned with strychnlno In accordance with a reclpo went out by the biological survey of tho United States department of agricul ture. It was put up in one-qunrter-pouud paper bags In the county agent's olllce. Full instructions were printed on the bags for tho uso of 'the poison. Each co-operator receiving tho bait agreed to report on tho results. Usually the sparrows were enticed for a few days by putting unpolsoned bait in places not frequented by other birds and also inaccessible to the poultry of tho furm. Then a few grains of doI- soned wheat were put out each day. Tho dcud sparrows were gathered up, counted, and cither burned or burled every few days to prevent tho spurrow population from becomiug suspicious. Tho number of sparrows counted by each fanner was reported to tho com mitteemen or the county agent at the end of the season. As many as 240 dead pparrows were gathered up as the result of a single packago of poisoned wheat It Is be lieved that where care was used In placing the poisoned bait an average of 75 sparrows were killed with each onc-quartcr-pound package. In each of several counties 50,000 to 100,000 spurrows were destroyed. a..- Income of Fake Cripple Rated at $69,000 a Year With a perfectly good right nrm bandaged, Arthur Harrison, beggar, admitted In a New York city court he had received $13 In n hair nour irom symputnetlc passersby. Magistrate Steers estimated tills Income to bu at the rate of SGO.QOO n year. He sent the beggar to tho penitentiary for six months. "One of them vanilla cornucopias," ho says. At noon he appears again. And twice In the evening before nbd after tho movie show Its "Ice cream cones for ono" nnil tho bailiff disappears behind Jlie swinging doors of the courtroom. SWINE SWARM JN DETROIT Driven In Herds Through Streets on Accoupt of the Switchmen's Strike. Detroit, Mich. City ordlnnnces nnd custom both went by the boards hero heeuuso of tho switchmen's strike. Squealing pigs 1,500 of them had to bo removed from enrs In railroad yards and driven for somo distance through tho streets to tho packing houses. They scattered in nil directions, de moralizing trnlllc nnd furnished ninu.se ment for almost everybody except tho Btreet car motormen. ' Somo of tho porkers wero caught under street cars, but wcro recovered without serious damage. NEBRASKA IN BRIEF rimoly News Culled From All Parts of the State, Reduced for tho Busy, SCORES OF EVENTS COVERED The llrs t genuine act Ion by the gov rnment to curb hoarding and pion eering in Nebraska, occurred at Jinnhu last week when agents of the department of Justice, after a hasty nvestlgntlon, seized 108,000 pounds of uignr stored In two warehouses by re all dealers. More raids on sugar murders In Oimilm and other cities In he stute ar expected, and the guilty ire to bi prosecuted, government of h'lals at Omuhii stute. The little linpttst church ut Knders, villi only a membership of sixteen, ivoii the honors of being the first 'hureh in the stute over the top with ts new world movement quota. The hurch's apportionment was 31,000, j ml Its members subscribed a total of f 1,131 to the new world fund. The -liureli never has bad a pastor, but Is lust now erecting n new $,i,000 edifice for Its Sunday school and preaching ervlcos. The city of North I'latte Is held re sponsible for the sum of ?r,2.ri() for the death of each of two of Its police olll rers who were shot and killed by two Mexicans resisting arrest. This de--isloti was entered by Slate Labor t'ommlssloner Frank A. Kennedy, acl ug as commissioner under the state 'onipcnsution law. No clue to the whereabouts of J. W. Allsberry, fanner ami ranchman of Norway, who has been missing from his home since April 22, bus been found. Authorities have been not Hied 3f his disappearance and a reward of ?.0 offered for Informal Ion concern ing him. It Is reported that Second Lleuten- nit J. T. Logan of Seward, former Inance ofllcer of Camp Knox, Louis rtlle, Ky., who disappeared four until lis ago, was approximately short M3.000 'In his accounts when he left. No trace of him has been found. The Nebraska delegation to the re publican national convention nt Chi--ago expects that headquarters room ror n week will cost ?000 and that tho Individual delegates will have to pay from 515 to $25 n night for their sleep-, ng accommodations. Close to $1,000,000 will be spent for Ituptlst activities In Nebraska as a re sult of the New World movement. A whirlwind canvass Is being made in every llnptist church In' the state In an effort to clean up Nebraska's quota In tho drive. I'ay.:g a man $S00 for n case of bootleg whisky at the Missouri Pa cific station in Auburn, a well known Verdon mnn found the bottles full of cold ten. He complained to the sheriff tliut he had been "robbed by an un masked bandit." For tho first tlmo ltrown county will see a commercial fertilizer used on its farms this year, a carload of potash fertilizer having been sold at Alns worth by the Cherry county potash plants. It will be used In experi ments. The Dawson County Fair associa tion and the Lexington Commercial club will stage what promises to be tho largest Fourth of July celebration In western Nebraska at Lexington, July 5. Approaches to two bridges over the Elkhorn river near Wlnslow hnve been washed out and the Elk City bridge has been so weakened thnt tratllc from Omaha to Fremont Is being detoured. Indications are that Holt county will have the biggest bay crop this year In the history of the county. Holt Is the lending hay producing county In the state. Movement of cattle from tho winter ranges of Holt county back to the summer pastures of their owners In Wyoming and also In Iowa continues uninterrupted, Munderson Lehr Post No. 102, Amer ican Legion of Albion, has gone on record favoring the four-fold soldier 1 relief legislation now pending In con- gress. At the recent primaries but one man voted the prohibition ticket In Holt i county. The woman vote was 338 re publican and HHI democrat Ic. Scout troops over the stale are planning to observe National Hoy Scout Week, May 30 to June 0. Commissioners of Madison county have appropriated $5,000 for life ex penses for Charles Youny In a Louis iana leper colony. A rate of one and one-third fare has been obtained by the G. A. 11. over all railroads for tho Grand Army encamp ment which meets in Fremont May 17, 18 and 10. Mrs. ('. ltyaii of Grand Island, federal fair price commissioner for Nebraska, has re-established the' war Mine licensing system for sugar distri bution In an effort to cope with tho present situation. Funds for n $3,000 budget nro being nsked business men of Tecumseh by the flnnneo committee of the Tecum seh Community club, Tho Amorlcnn legion band nt Lin coln, sixty strong, voted to affiliate with tho musicians' protective union of tho city and become a strictly union organization. Tho slate of Nebraska has pur chase,'! slxty-tliree acres of gravel land along the Platte river nenr Ash land, In order to be in n position to furnish Its own gravel end sund for road work. Madolinc Wilcox of Iturr carried off high honors, both oral and written, nt the stntc spelling contest held nt Lin coln, successfully spelling every word In a text prepared by It. W. Eaton of Omaha. Sixty-seven contestants, rep resenting thirty-eight Nebraska coun ties were entered. Other winners were Clarence lieldner of Hampton, C'reda Maker of Weeping Water, George Hayden of Kuskln, Mary John son of Fordyce, Julia Kostoca of Ulch unison count, nnd Unity Nelson of Phelps county. The Lincoln Commer cial club furnished cash prizes. A committee composed of Chancel lor Avery of tho I'lilverslly of Ne braska, Prof. .7. A. Illce of the State University and Paul F. Good of Lin coln will choose one Ithodes scholar from Nebraska this fall. The schol arship Is good for three years In Ox ford university beginning October, 1021. Anyone desiring to become a candidate should consult the nuihorl- lies of bis college or university. .i'lie $2r.0,000 damage suit of Ileryl A. Felvers, former non-partisan league organizer, against a number of Omaha nnd Lincoln business men uud (Marks citizens, will be tried In federal court at Lincoln, May 17. Felvers charges that due to a propaganda campaign waged against the league by the de fendants he was assaulted and un nt tempt made to lynch him in Polk county In May, 1011. Thomas Morris, believed to havo been the oldest white man In the United Stales, died Mny 1, at the homu of Charles Mitten, ranchman, eight miles northeast of A a 'ley. He was 12(5 years old, having been born In Perron, North Wales, January 15, 1701. He came to this country In 1871, locating n't Stroator, 111,, ami moved to Custer county, Nebraska, In 1SS0. Warning that fake oil lease promot ers nfe busy fleecing Nebraska people, and that reliable Information upon any oil prospects within the slate may bu obtained fnoni stnte authorities for the asking Is voiced In a statement Issued at Lincoln by Piofesor Contlru of the University of Nebraska. Itoone county citizens were severely shocked when John lluchaimii, 30, shot and killed Mrs. Cltupmnu, 78, uud then killed, himself nt the Iiuchanun farm near Albion. The slayer Is be lieved to have been mentally de ranged. Development of the tree planting system In which but six varieties of trees shall be planted uud each street will have only trees of the specified kind is Included in the beautifying plan of the city commission of Lin coln. The first road building enmp for penitentiary prisoners has been open ed by the state one mile west of Te cumseh. Seventeen prisoners arc In the camp and others will be set to work Inter In Seward county and nt Table Hock. The state department of Irriga tion has approved a project to Irri gate a 400-acre tract In Hock county from Hock creek. The water will be carried by a Hume a mile long. It is the first Irrigation project in the county. An extensive and elaborate program has been arranged for the forty-fourth annual encampment of the Nebraska G. A. H I-adlos of the G. A. H. W. H. C, and Sons and Daughters of Veter ans to be held nt Fremont, Mny 17 to 10. Following nn nlleged assault upon a small boy committed by one of thelt number tho entire gang of colored sec tion laborers was run out of Lakeside by nn enraged crowd of farmers and townspeople. In an effort to bent old II. C. of L. girls of Auburn High school will bo graduated In white middy blouses, white skirts, stockings uud shoes, with black ties. From Omaha to Fremont in twenty one minutes, a distance of thirty-seven miles, was made by an airplane the other day, piloted by C. J. Itobins of Fremont. To supervise the expenditure ol $31,000 given by Fremont to the Y, W. C. A., u citizen's committee lias been organized to work with association of ficers. , Sidney Is to hnve a salaried baseball team Ibis year, the expense of the .club to be borne by the business men of the city. The city council of Auburn has de elded to proceed with the paving pro gram which Involves 22 blocks. The Lincoln Aero club Is prumntlnc, an nil-Nebraska air derby mid dellult plans nre to be made soon. Carnival companies have ifeen pro hibited rrom showing In York comity by the county board. Four officers on tho Omahn pollco force have been stripped of their badges nnd discharged for Improper conduct In the past three weeks. Several hundred delegntes are ex pected to attend the first convention of the Nebraska League of Women Voters, which will be held In Omaha lu June. A, stnte wide drive for funds to erect an nudllorluni on the campus of the state university rt Lincoln to tho memory of jhc soldier and sailor dead of the war will be launched In Nebras ka on Juno (1.- A great denl of damage was done at Waterloo when tho Elkhorn river overllnwed last week and flooded 8 part of the town. All Nebraska posts of tho American Legion are to take an active part In the nntion-wldo campaign May 17 to 22 to add lv000,000 new members to tho orgauizntlon. A report Issued by W. 13. Meyers, receiver of tho Fanners' Stnte bank, nt Hulsoy, hhows that claims approved due to depositors and preferred credit ors amount to $30,400.23, all of whicfc must bo mailo tronil hv tho LIFE WAS A MISERY TO HER Says this Woman Until Re- lieved by Lydia E.Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. Cnrrollton, Ky.-" I suffered almost tven vonrs with female weakness. I COUIU nob wuitt. uny distance, rido or take any exercise at all witnout resting. If I swent the floor or did any kindfof wont it wouiu oring I my sickness on. I was weak and lang uid, had no energy, and life was a misery to mc. I was under the caro of a good Inhvsician for sev eral months and tried other remedies. I had read of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege table Compound and decided to try it After taking twelve bottles I found myself much improved and I took six more. I havo never had any more trouble in that respect since. I have done all kinds of work and at present am an attendant at a otato Hospital and am fccline fine. I havo recom mended your Vegetable Compound to dozens of my friends and shall alwava recommend it. "-Lillian THAKP, 824 S 6th St, Carrollton, Ky. .If you have any symptom about which you would like to know writo to tho Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co., Lynn, Mass., for helpful advico given freo of charge. Depends on How You Look at It Weary William (lee whiz! DIs (voild must be going crazy. Dere's an article In dls paper what says a man i traveled 4.000 ihIIpr to take baths. Every Woman Knows that clean, snow-white clothes are a constant source of pleasure. Red Cross Ball Blue if used each week pre serves the clothes and makes them look like new. Try it and see for Yourself. All good grocers sell it; 5 cents a pack age. Nebraska Directory Creamery and Cream J Station Supplies Milk Bottles and Dairy Supplies; tgg Cases and Chicken Coops KENNEDY & PARSONS CO. 1309JoneaSt. 1901 E. 4th Si. OMAHA SIOUX CITY 25c Will Do! YOUOBTMX,TIlRBlSINIT . . 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