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Clever Strategy.
a farmer, whoso watermelon patch
had neon tho ol)Ject of several raids
by passing motorists, secured Im
munity by posting the following sign
conspicuously near tho roadside:
"Warning: Six of thc-so melons urc
shot full of strychnine and nobody
but mo knows which ones they nrel"
More Scarce Now.
"Did you ever see n black dlafiiond?"
"Oh yep. Hefore the war 1 used to
have my cellar filled with 'cm."
! Save the Babies
INFANT MORTALITY io something frightful. Wo can hardly realize that
of all the children born in civilized countries, twenty-two per conk,
or nearly one-quarter, die before they reach one year; thirty-seven
per cent, or more than ono-third, before they aro five, and one-half before
they aro fifteen 1
We do not hesitate to say that a timely use of Castoria would save
ninny of theso precious Uvea. Neither do wo heeitato to Bay that many
of theso infantilo deaths nro occasioned by the uso of narcotic preparations.
Drops, tinctures and soothing syrups sold for children's complaints contain
inoro or less opium or morphine. They aro, in conBidorablo quantities,
deadly poisons. In any quantity, they stupefy, retard circulation and lead
to congestions, sickness, death. Thero can be no danger in the use of Cas-
toria if it bears the signature or Unas.
B3 11 cuuiainu iiu upiuiva ur iiurcutiGB ui any uiu.xn SfVt j st,
Genuine Castorla alwaya bcara the signature of ttj7ec4cXtk-
Cigarette Paper Dan.
Do not try to mall any cigarette pn
per to Greece. Ofllclal announcement
has been received nt tho postolllce that
cigarette papers arc prohibited from
transmission In the parcel post to the
Greek postolllce In Macedonia, Eplrus,
Samoa, the Islands of the Aegean sea
and Crete.
Even If the world Is your oyster, It
Is well to lock out for ptomaines.
IT'S NOT YOUR HEART;
IT'S
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Kidney disease Is no respecter of per
sons. A majority of the ills afflicting
people today can be traced back to the
udncy trouble.
Tho kidneys are tho most important
Organs of the body. They are the fil
terers of your blood. If the poisons
irhich nro swept irom the tissues by the
olood are not eliminated through the
HIdncys, disease of one form or another
fill claim you as a victim.
Kidney disease is usually Indicated by
weariness sleeplessness, nervousness,
despondency, backache, stomach trou
ble, pain in loins anu tower auuomen,
gall stones, gravel, rheumatism, sciatica
and lumbago. ,
All these derangemente are nature a
SIMPLY LEFT IT TO TOM 1
lother Shrewdly Reasoned That She
Needn't Worry About Time to
Give Medicine.
There Is n riillndelphln mother who
' forjrotful nnd knows it. but who Is
dever enough to discount this falling,
hh n mlo. Not long ngo her snmll son
tvas anther Indisposed, and the doctor
ordered n medicine to be given at
three-hour Intervals.
"Did you give Tom his medicine
regularly?" the husband and father
asked unhopofully upon his return
honift In the evening.
"Didn't miss a time," the mother re
sponrtcd with Mitlsfactlon.
"How In thoVorld did you ever
thlnh of It?" the man asked.
"I illdn't: but it was easy. I Just
told Tom this morning nt what hours
ho was to take the medicine, nnd half
nn hour l.eforo each tlmo he began
wnlllng that he didn't want to take
it."
No Inducement Whatever.
"Arc you a member of the I. W.
w.r
"No," replied Plodding Pole. "I
know a feller that thought the Inttlnls
utood for 'Idleness Will Win.' Tho
first thing the 'soclatlon did after ho
Joined it was to try to make him set
up a private bomb factory an' work
fourteen hours n duy."
The
Channeling
Havoi of
Postum Cereal
has made'this pure.healthful
table-drink thefavoritewith 0
thousands.
To make it Riaht:bdll5 minutes
after boiling begins. Add cream
and sugar as desired.The flavor
resembles a high-grade coffee
but it contains no "caffeine,
and is free fromxpffee.harm.
No Raise InJSrice
Made by
postum Cereal Co. Battle Creek.Mioi.
Sold toy grocers, 1vo Sizes, 15. and 25$
Cost of Politeness.
"Politeness costs nothing."
"That'B n mistake," replied the mat.
who does not articulate well, "livery
time 1 say 'please' to tho telephone
operator It costs valuable lnie because
I can't manago to keep It from sound'
Ing to the operator like 'three.' "
Nonprofessional Talk.
"Doctor, tuny I speak to you In a
nonprofessional capacity?"
"UiiMii. I guess so."
'Tour coat tails nro on Arc."
n. Fletcher
Just Shopping.
"Your wife teems to be currying on
n voluminous correspondence."
"Quito so."
"What about?"
Oh, she's petting prices from hotels
she has no Idea of going to. Shopping
by mull."
You can learn a little each day
unless you nro ono of those persona
who know It all.
YOUR KIDNEYS
signals that tho kidneys need help
You should use GOLD MEDAL Haar
lem Oil Uapsules immediately. am
soothing, hcahng oil stimulates the
kidneys, reucves inuammauou buq ue
stroys the germs which have caused it.
Go to your druggist today and get r
box of GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil
Capsules. In twenty-four hours you
should feel health and vigor returning;
After you feel somewhat improved!
continue to take one or two capsules
each day, so as to keep the first-class
condition and ward off the danger ol
other attneks. , .
Ask for the original imported GOLD
MEDAL brand. Three sizes. Money re
funded if they do not help you.
AS TO WANTING AND GETTING
Harvard University Head Telia Good
Story With a Moral That la
Easy to Understand.
There Is a story told In Boston
which ought to spur on Ilnrvurd grad
uates In their efforts to obtain the
Harvard endowment fund. President
Lowell and a business man were talk
ing over the progress of the cam
paign. "I know how much you nro asking
for," snld tho business mnn, "but how
much do you really want?"
"Well," President Lowell nnswered
with a slight twinkle, "I am like the
little girl who went to the butcher's
for her mother. She stood by tho
counter until It came her turn and
the butcher said, 'What do you want,
little girl?'
" 'I wnnt a limousine,' said tho little
girl, 'hut mother wnnts10 cents' worth
of liver.'"
"Carpet-Bagger."
It Is said that the term "carpet-bagger"
was first applied to political nd
venturers In America. It was designed
to describe a needy political adventur
er who wanders over the country pan
dering to the prejudices of the Igno
rant In order to try to- get Into office.
He was so called because he was re
garded as having only enough property
to fill a carpet bag.
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VAMPIRE IN REAL
LIFE BEATS FILM
Death and Ruin to Men Caused
by Fascinating Los An
geles Beauty.
HER POWER IS FATAL
Whole Gamut of Passionate Emotions
Enshroud Career of Maud Kafitz
Trouble, Love, Hate, Re
venge, Mark Career.
Los AngelcH, Cal. Mrs. Maud Ka
fitz a vampire In real life!
The woman around whom centers
the suicide, of Charles McGwire, tho
bombing of the residence of Oscar
Lawler and tho sordid tragedy of ft
ruined home and a broken-hearted hus
band Is, by her record, tho stage vani
plro bctcome a living personality.
Her life study Is u character study
of fnsclnatlon her fasclnntlon her
power over men of a certain type.
Men mark the milestones of her life.
And theso men suffered.
William Kafits!, Charles McGwire
nnd her other friends and admirers
"ore drawn to tho flnmo of her per
sonality and were scorched by tho
blaze. Hv husbnnd died, broken
henrted, eight months after she shot
him. McGwire lies In a suicide's
grave, dishonored, nnd chnrged with
the bombing of tho residence of Os
rnr Lnwlcr and tho serious Injuring
of Mr. and Mrs. I.awler. Those other
men whose lives touched hers nro In
troubled wnters.
Alwaya Trouble.
Trouble, trouble love, bate, ro
venge, tho whole gamut of pnsslonnte
emotions, enshroud tho career of Maud
Kafitz. And always trouble.
Born In Toronto, Ohio, 40 years ngo,
she has been characterized by hor own
sister ns a "wayward girl" since sho
was eleven years old.
Little Is known of her life up to the
tlmo of her meeting Wllllnm Kafitz In
L'os Angeles In 1005, but sho had been
In California before, In 1000, and thero
were rumors of a tragedy In San Jose.
A mnn shot another innn there. Both
nro said to have been nlmlrcrs of tho
then Maud Myers. Her romarkahle In
fluence over men of n certain typo hnd,
as far as can be lenrned, clnimcd Its
first tragic denouement.
In 1005 Maud' Myers came to Los
Angeles with her .parents and sister.
They rented u house nt Wlnflcld nnd
Wcstlake. William Kafitz, who was
in tho renl estate business, had this
house on his list nnd railed there to
show It to n prospective buyer. Ho
met Maud Myers, and his middle-aged
heart throbbed with youth. Ho entno
to sell. He remained to court and
to regret. They were mnrrlcd in 1000.
Knfltz' marital sea was comparative
ly unruffled until tho death of his
Death and Ruin Caused by Beauty.
wife's father. Mr. Myers always had
told his daughters ho was In moderate
circumstances. He hnd settled $5,000
on Maud when sho mnrrled Knfltz, but
had led her to believe lid was a com
paratively poor man. With his death
It ,wu8 learned ho was wealthy and
Mrs. Kafitz Inherited $50,000.
Handsome Stranger Appears.
Enter trouble. This wus tho cue
and trouble accepted It.
Mrs. Kafitz bought, against hor hus
bnnd's advice, an cxpenslvo llmousjno
nnd engaged n chauffeur, Jacob Mlgeot.
Sho mndc mnny trips In tho car which
kept her away from home all day. She
said sho was shopping, but her hus
bnnd was warned that at an automo
bile show she was accompanied by n
"handsomo stranger" nnd wore orchids.
Tho stranger was Jacob Jcpsln. This
was the beginning. Fnr beyond lie
Cnmpholl, Ahenrn, Kcyerlo, McGwIro,
tho shooting of Wllllnm Knfltz, while
the Btnoko from tho burning Lawler
homo rises in tho dlstanco.
They Mixed Drinks.
Mllford, Del. Threo small children
mixed nnd dranlc "milk shnkes" of
white shoo dressing when their milk
supply was exhausted. Physicians say
their chances of recovery Is fifty-fifty.
Wishing Him Luck.
At n wedding I attended In Crlpplo
Crook, Colo., a telegram arrived for
the bridegroom while the guests were
eating the wedding supper. The br'le
grooin asked the host man to read It
aloud, saying ho supposed It was con
gratulations. The best man arose and
read: "Hero's hoping that you havo
better luck than wo had." It was
signed by the bride's two dlVorced
husbands. Chicago Tribune.
To Have a Clear Sweet 8kln.
Touch pimples, redness, roughness
or itching, If any, with Cuticura Oint
ment, then batho with Cutltfuro Soap
and hot water. Itlnse, dry gently and
dust on n little Cuticura Talcum to
lenvo a fasclnntlng frngranco on skin.
Everywhere 25c each. Adv.
One of Them Would Meet Him.
"One thing Is sure," said a wife to
her husbnnd. "I'm going to sot Ho
this question of whether or not Shake
spoure wrote l.ls plays when I get to
heaven."
"How?" he asked.
"Why, I'll ask him," said the prac
tical wife.
"Yes," said the husband, "but sup
pose Shakespeare Isn't In heaven?"
"Well, then," sweetly returned wife,
"you ask him." Ladles' Home Jour
nal. Btato of Ohio, City of Toledo, Lucas
County ss.
Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he Is
aenlor partner of the nrm of V. J. Cheney
& Co., doing business In tito City of To
ledo, County and State aforesaid, and that
said nrm will pay the sum of ONE HUN
PKBD DOLLARS for any caso of Catarrh
that cannot be cured by the use of
HALL'8 CATARRH MEDICINE. ,
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Bworn to beforo mo and subscribed in
tny presence, this 6th day of December,
A. D. 1SS6.
(Seal) A. W. dletiBon, Notary Public.
HALL'S CATAUUH MEDICINE Is tak
en Internally and nets throuRh the Blood
on tho Mucous Surfaces of the ByBtem.
V. J. Cheney A Co.. Toledo,' Ohio.
T. J. Cheney ft Co., Toledo, Ohio.
A Practical Man.
"Forty thousand dollars Is cheap
for that picture," said the disgusted
dealer. "Art, sir? You don't know tho
meaning of nrt."
"Maybe I don't," replied the self
made millionaire, "but I know tho
value of money. Thero nro cheaper
ways to cover four square feet of wall
space than by pnylng 510,000 n foot
for n piece of ennvns painted by some
old duffer who lived In n garret 200
years hefore I wus born." Birming
ham Age-Herald.
"CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP"
IS CHILD'S LAXATIVE
Look at tongue! Remove poliona
from stomach, liver and
bowels.
Accept "California" Syrup of Figs
only look for the name California on
the package, then you nre sure your
child Is having the best and most harm
less laxative or physic for the little
tomach, liver and bowels. Children
love Its delicious fruity taste. Full
directions for child's dose on each bot
tle. Give It without fear.'
Mother I You must say "California.1
!-Adv.
Trying to Please.
"Why did you put me at tho table
between thoso two women who near
ly talked me to death?"
"I ,dld It because I heard you say
you were fond of tonguo sandwiches."
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Middle Aged
Womeiv
Are Here Told the Best Remedy
for Their Troubles.
Freemont, O. "I was passing1 through the critical
period of life, being; forty-six years of age and had all
toe symptoms incident to tnat ensngo neat flames, ,
nervousness, and was in a trcueral run down condition,
so it was hard for me to do my work. Lydia E. Pink
ham's Vegetable Compound wax recommended to me aa
the best remedy for my troubles,Trh!ob It surety prored
to be. I feel better and stronger in every way since
taking it, and the annoying symptoms nave dloap-
S eared." Mrs. M. GOQDKir, 035 Napoleon St, Fremont,
hlo.
North Haven, Conn; "Lydla E. Plnkham's Vegeta
ble Compound restored my health after everything else
had failed when passing through change of life. There
la nothing like it to overcome the trying symptoms. "
Mrs, Floxkkcs Iaxuu,Boa! 197, North Haven, Conn.
mIAE.PINKHAM's'
VEGETABLE COMPOUND
lias Ihe greatest record for fSte
WRIGLEYS
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Business Demand.
"The clockmaker I went to struck
mo ns rather a sycophant."
"Naturally. Doesn't he hnve to be
a tlmcserver?"
"KILL-JOYS"
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Constipation, Headacht,
Colds, Biliousness endad
with "Cascarets"
Nothing takes the Joy out of llfo
quicker than a disordered liver or
waste-clogged bowels. Don't stay sick,
bilious, headachy, constipated. Remove
tho liver and bowel poison which la
keeping your head dizzy, your tongue
coated, your breath bad and stomach
sour. Why not spend a few cents for a
box of Cascarets and enjoy the
nicest, gentlest laxative-cathartic you
ever experienced? Cascarets never
gripe, sicken or Inconvenience one like
Salts, Oil, Calomel or harsh pills. They
work while you sleep. AdT.
Work will bring success and the
more folks you hnve working for you
the more success you will achieve.
In Such Cases
before the war
during the war
NOW
Many a man seems dead to the
world when he Is burled In thought.
Shorthorifa in America
133 Ycmrs
The ant pnrebrea Boon
born caule were brought ta
small shipment bains Inr
tho unitea hums in in,
nnrtd from Borland u
Vlrglnl that Tear. The)
Shorthorn has bad more to
do with the ImproTement
of cattle In thl ooantry
than any other breed-
probably than all otbet
premli. It lithe combined
beet ana milking Quality
of the Shorthorn that baa
mida the nmflta on thai
' Farms, plantations sod ranches. ItparttoueeHbort
hora built. American Hhorthorn lireedeas
Ann., 18 Dexter l'ark Ave., Chicago, 10.
PARKER'S
HAIR BALSAM
InesMTMOandroa-StopaUalrralUntl
tteetorea color ana
Beauty to Gray and Faded Hair
B AiW .M ftl Ml t AmmimtM. A
3niipoiChfra. Wki.l'ateEecne.M.Tj1
HINDERCORNS nemoTM Corns. Oakl
Ituwii etc., tops all pain, rniurce comrorl to the
fret, makea walking ear, lVu by mall or at DroM
IMS. UlacosctwnUouWerks,ttoiiognelM.lvJ
rl I til I O Patent LawjeV.Waahlnaton
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Bates reasonable. Hlnheit reference. Bsttserrlees,
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FOR BALE Dandy home In live town; One
l-room houae; lot 90x140; Ideal location!
15,000 cash. IlarKuln. Write for description.
B. Kobertk. Owner, 17S Fifth, Holdret-e, Nth.
W. N. U., LINCOLN, NO. 44-1910.
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