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Consoling Thought.
"I don't reo Iiow these motion pic
ture nctora can put up with the treat
ment they receive from Hint director."
"Why not)"
"When tliey spoil a scene lie talks
n them its If they were no better than
Mie dirt hencath his feet."
"Oh, that might hurt the feelings of
tn ordinary person, but when a niovlo
director rnvos, the nctors can nlways
tinintnln their composure by thinking
of the salaries they get." Birming
ham Age-Herald.
Men and Horses.
-Charley, dear," enld young Mrs.
forking, I should think raco horses
would feci foolish 1"
"Why?"
"Because they keep running around
m great excitement and never really
get anywhere Just like the people
who bet on them."
Bunk.
A soldier coming through tho gate
with something under his coat was
stopped by the officer of the day and
lskcd :
"What Is that you hnve under there
a tumor?"
"No, It's n ean-cer," was tho reply.
Tho Trodble Buster.
Strange Self-Effacement.
"I never could understand " said
tho handwriting expert while examin
ing the signature to a letter.
"Whatr
"Why a man wHo makes a great
name for himself in business seems to
take prido In writing it so that nobody
enn read If
The perfnmo of tho violet has been
found to bo particularly Injurious to
tho voice.
For automobile upholstery an arti
ficial silk h being mado from spun
Klnss In. England.
Tbjy enn ronqur who believe they
con. -Mnztlnl.
A Health-Br inger !
Make your naorniri ce
real dish, a strengthenen
Grape-Nuts
is not only most deli
. cious in taste, but is
a builder of tissue
" There s & Reason
OLD NAMES RETURN TO FAVOR
Nomenclature In England Shows Ef.
feet of War's End on Minds
of Parents.
Parents nro giving their "Peace
Tecr" babies much prettier names
than those who were born during tho
war period.
Investigation of the registers at Som
erset house shows some of the most
popular names for boys nnd girls now
nro Itonnld, Edward, George, Gordon,
Joan, Kathleen, Irene, Marguerite.
Lilian Is another populnr namo for
girls today, and nmong Welsh people
"Megnn" Is n grent favorite.
Names of flowers are more In vogue
now, nnd politics nnd royalty are not
without their influence upon tho regis
ter's hooks. Oddly enough tho early
Victorian names arc cropping up agnln
Susannah and Letltln nro occurring
much more frequently thnn thoy have
for many years, but except In remote
rural districts Biblical names have not
held swny for sorao decades. London
Chronicle.
His Description.
The Chinese are not n race' given to
flattery. A gentleman called at a Chi
nese laundry for his clothes. On re
ceiving tho pnekago ho noticed some
Chinese characters marked upon it.
Being curious, he asked, pointing to
the lettering :
"That is my name, I suppose?"
"No. 'Scliptlon," was tho Chlnn
man's bland reply. "'LIP ol' man,
closs-eyed, no tcet' I"
Mad at Her.
"Was tho host agreeable?"
"With everybody except hlB
wife."
own
Location.
"Is ho n parlor socialist?"
"No. Ho never got Into a parlor,
no's a saloon socialist."
Automoblllng may bo the poetry of
motion until tho machine breaks
down; then It Js blnnk verse.
Professor Imitates Call of Female and
Secures Specimen of Strange An
imal Spends Over Two
Years in Congo.
New York. Prof. 11. L. (lamer, nnt
tinillst mill student of iiionkoj s. return
ed recently with four tons of speci
mens for the Smithsonian Institution
In WiiMliiiitiui unil a description of
tut animal, a cross between u gorilla
anil a clilinpini7.ee, which he avers
was of Mich high Intelligence that It
could talk to a limited degree to na
tives In tho French Congo.
The niitiirnllst siild ho hud spent two
years and seven months In the French
Congo In the Interests of the Smith
sonlnu institution.
Renlon Called "Infested."
"In nil tny travels through the Jun
gles I have never come across such
a strange animal as the talking go
rilla," he said. "I first heard of tho
beast from natives In tho Congo, who
said that a certain region was Infected
with thcnnlinnls. with which they hud
learned to tulle after u fushlon."
Trofessor Gamer said ho Induced
four natives to accompany him to the
habitat of the miluials. He said he
found they had told the truth nnd ho
himself set nhottt to learn to talk to
tho monkeys, which, In the (lurk, could
be taken for natives.
Lures Male to Death. ''
One night several of the man apes
approached the edge of the village and
tutored a strange call which sounded
like "Wau-hoon," Professor Garner
said. This, he declared, wan the call of
Could Talk to Natives.
the male for Its mate. Interpreted, It
meant: "Where are you?" The an
swering call, given esunlly by a fe
male, Is "Ahooahoo," meaning, as Pro
fessor Garner said, "Here I am."
Professor Garner said he spent
weeks perfecting himself In Imitating
the call of the female. Thn one night
he answered the call of a male ape,
nnd, to his surprise, the animal bound
ed briskly over the ground to where
he stood, with his rifle In hand. He
said he shot the animal and brought
Its body back with hint.
The ape, he said, was taore than
six feet tall and weighed 200 pounds.
TRIES MARK TWAIN'S ADVICE
Smuggler Copies From the "Double
Barreled Detective," but It
Doesn't Wark.
Pittsburgh. Mark Twain's state
ment In the "Double-Barreled Detec
tive," that "the best way to throw a
detective off tho track 1h to go along
with hire," was put Into practice re
cently by an unidentified smuggler on
the Standard Oil tanker Royal Arrow,
on her arrival at San Francisco from
Hongkong.
When the customs inspector board
ed the tanker to search for contra
hand, they followed tho custom of go
ing to a vacant stateroom to change
their uniforms for searching clothes.
They first searched this room and then
started to inspect the vessel.
Finding nothing, they returned to
the stateroom to change back Into
their uniforms nnd wcro surprised to
note evidences of tho room having been
occupied during their absence. An ex
amination resulted in the discovery of
n heavy roll of pongee silk nnd a val
uable silk kimono in the locker.
"Corpse" Suddenly Revives.
Pnrls, Texas. While relatives of
Mrs. It. P, linker wero making ar
rangements for her funeral here, fol
lowing a report from Stratford, Okla.,
thnt she was dead there, a son, It. II.
linker, here, received a messnge from
physicians Unit Mrs. linker had "sud
denly come to life." The message said,
that physlclnns had pronounced Mrs.
linker dead, but It was later discovered
that fihe was breathing. It Is believed
she will recover.
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flAlTONE BOLSHEVIK TRAIT
Police Captain Was Right In Thinking
That Mr. Smith Had Not Acted
Naturally.
Police Captain McKlnney said In
New York:
"Tho bolsheviks tell us wo should
not lovo our own country better
than any other country, but should
love nil countries nlllce. That seems
unnnturnl to me.
"Yes, not to prefer your own
country seems as unnatural as the
conduct of Mr. Smith.
"Mr. .Smith was Informed by Wil
liam, his ofllcc boy, thnt it lady
wished to sec him.
'"Is she Rood-looklnjj. Wllllnm?' Mr.
Smith nsked.
"Tes, sir, very,' said William.
" "Then show her lit, ray boy.'
"Tho lady inndo her visit, and nf
ter site was Rone Mr. Smith Rrowled
to Wllllnm disgustedly:
" 'A flno Judge of beauty you arc, I
must say.
"'Well, you see, sir,' said William,
'I didn't know but what the lady might
bo your wife.'.
'"So she Is my wife, growled Mr.
Smith."
No Suggestions Needed.
Dallas wns Just old enough to begin
to take nn interest In outdoor sports,
nnd ono morning ho was busily on
gaged In milking a klto when his nunt
ventured to offer sonic suggestions In
Its construction. Looking up from his
work, ho said with tho most profound
seriousness: "Aunt Milly, I don't want
no ndvlco 'bout making this hero kite,
'cause I'm a-maklng It In my own
image."
Cutleura 8oothea Itching Scalp
On retiring gently rub spots of dan
draff and Itching with Cutloura Oint
ment Next morning shampoo with
Cutleura Soap and hot water. Make
them your every-day toilet preparations
and have a clear skin and soft, white
handa. Adv.
Affected by the Moon.
Professoi- Does the moon affect tho
tide?
Student No, Rlr; merely the untied.
Red Cross Ball Blue Is the finest
product of Its kind In the world. Et
ery woman who has used It knows
this statement to bo true.
Not Too Reformed.
"I heard Second-Story Bill killed
Burglar Jim." "Yes; Jim called him
a reformer." Cartoons Magazine.
Cheerfulness is like money well ex
pended in charity; tho more wo dis
pense of it tho greater our possessions.
Victor Hugo.
A boy who will howl at a neces
sary 'lacing" will laugh at a finger
broken In a ball gamo.
Maybe tho "war lord" wore a steel
helmet to protect hlB head from tho
shafts of common Intelligence
THE MOST DANGEROUS
OF ALL DISEASES
No organs of the human bodr are so
Important to health and long life as the
kidneys. When they slow up and com
mence to lag in their duties, look out I
Sanger is in eight.
Find out what tho troublo le with
out delay. 'Whenever you feel nervous,
weak, dizzy, suffer from sleeplessness,
or have pains in tho back, woke up at
once. Your kidneys need help. Thcue are
signs to warn you that your kidneys
ere not performing their functions
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