The Red Cloud chief. (Red Cloud, Webster Co., Neb.) 1873-1923, June 05, 1919, Image 7

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DAISY
J$wra9d7 PLY KiLLKn
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Nothing for Him to Do but Hand
Out Ticket.
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DAIIOU) SOMEIW. 1M Do Kalli A.. llruuVlrn. N. Y.
Choice bits of veal, creamery butter and fresh
eggs combine with other tempting ingredients
to give Libby's Veal Loaf its delicate, appetizing
flavor. Order a package from your grocer today.
Libby, M9NeiU & Libby, Chicago
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Dhtltoi; jut, Oiitwit Ttloaa 25c titb.
Enemies Now.
Mrs. SIns.li I don't believe Miss
Chntz Is n true friend of yours.
Mr. Mush Why?
Mrs. Slush Shu tried to pet im to
sny something nbout you. She pressed
me to tell my reul opinion of you
but not II
SAFE, GENTLE REMEDY
BRINGS SURE RELIEF
For 200 years GOLD MEDAL Ilaar
lem Oil has enabled sufTerlne human
ity to withstand attacks of kidney,
liver, bladder and stomach troubles
and all diseases connected with the
urinary organs, and to build up nnd
restoro to health organs weakened by
disease. These most important organs
must be watched, because they filter
and purify tbo blood: unless they do
their work you are doomed.
TTcnrinesa, sleeplessness, nervous
cess, despondency, backache, stomach
trouble, pains in the loins and lower
abdomen, gravel, rheumatism, sciatica
and lumbago nil warn you of troublo
with your kidneys. GOLD MEDAL
Dnarlein Oil Capsules aro the remedy
you need. Take threo or four every day.
The healing oil soaks into tho cells and
lining or tne kidneys ana drives out
the poisons. New life and health will
surely follow. When your normal vigor
has been restored continuo treatment
for a while to keep yourself in condi
tion and prevent a return of the dis
ease. Don't wait until you nro Incapable of
fighting. Start taking GOLD MEDAL
Ilnnrlem Oil Capsules today. Your
druggist will cheerfully refund your
money if you arc not satisfied with
results. Put be sure to get the original
imported GOLD MEDAL nnd accept no
substitutes. In three sizes. Scaled
packages. At all drug stores.
BLIND MAN POULTRY FANCIER
"Vllssourian Has Made Success of the
Work, Despite Handicap Wrich
Would Seem Insurmountable.
Blind Edward Jones of Jefferson
City, Mo., hns made n record in keep
ing poultry which ninny who linve
eyes hnvo not equaled. Moving niiiong
his birds, which seem to understand
how he Is handicapped, nnd guided
only by his sense of touoh, he per
forms his dally work. He hns built
hiB own poultry house nnd brood
coops, nnd hns hutched nnd raised all
his chicks. Blindness does not pre
vent him from culling his flock. The
birds not intended to he kept nre mar
keted ns broilers, and the 'others nro
kept for tho production of winter
eggs.
Mr. Jones nttonded every poultry
meeting held in his section Inst fall.
He Is now trying to organize n poultry
club for blind people, nnd the homo
demonstration ngent In tho county
hns volunteered to rend to the mem
bers tho publications on poultry sent
from the United Stutes department of
agriculture.
Nonexistent.
"What's your notion of nn idenl hus
band?" "A man who lets his wife have tho
last word in hnts, gowns and arguments."
The Pleasures of Travel.
"Wn-nl-p'tu no," said the ancient
Arkansawyer, "I hain't never did much
of what you'd call traveling. I was 1)7
ymrs old Inst grass; born and raised
right here In Shaglmrk township, nnd
hain't been outside of the county but
once. Thnt wns when I wns nbout SO
years old. I went over to Torpidvlllc,
and they just nncher'ly took nnd start
ed to lynch me tho minute I got to
town, for something or nuther, I never
did find out whnt One foot wns nl
ready in the nlr nnd the other barely
touching the ground when some feller
enmo running nnd hollered thnt they
were making n mistake I wnsn't the
guilty party n-tnll. As soon us they
turned me 1 ioso I lit out for homo ns
tho crow flics, nnd I hain't done no
traveling to speak of since. I nlwnys
flggered thnt on the next occasion tho
feller that knowed It wns n mistnko
might not get there in time to do me
uny good." Judge.
The Result.
"The police suspected a blind tiger
In the building, so they rnlded n sus
picious photograph gallery."
"Ah! u case of arrested development."
Now He Makes Plalntlvo Appea' for
Rule by Which He Can Tell a Mln.
Ister From Ordinary Run
, of Mankind.
"Sky pilots 1 Whe-o-wl" whistled
the ticket ngent of a Missouri town tho
other dny, m the fclory goes. "Well,
It seems to me there nio Just ton times
ns ninny as there lived to be In this
neck of the woods, and I tell yon tomo !
nf the guys who euii- up hero to this
window Miyin' they're ministers nnd
iisklng for half-fare tickets look inoro
like ballyhoo men it a street fair or
circus than sky pilots.
"The trouble Is when n fcllmv comes
up here to the window nnd says 'I'm n
preacher,' there ain't any rules laid
down for me to go by to tell him from
u professional crook, or moll buzzer, or
n right reverend, and to I have to hnnd
out the ticket.
"The other night I wns talking to
my wife about It, mid wo hit on a
scheme, nnd when 1 went down to
work next morning I hnd the family
Illblo tucked, under my nnn, nnd when
u sporty-looking old chap, pulling a
cigarette, with n plaid suit nnd n neck
tie so loud It was screaming nt you,
cume up to the window, and says 'min
ister's ticket to Kansas City, plense, I
Mild respectful like:
" Tienve excuse me, sir, hut will you
plense tell me who wrote the second
book of St. Paul's Epistle to the Gnla
tinnsV "He smiled nt me friendly, nnd paid
pretty quick, 'Why Paul, of course.
Now get busy with n ticket.'
"'Nope,' said I, Just as cold ns you
plense, looking him hnrd In the eyes.
'You're dead wrong there. Pnul didn't
do any such thing, and nobody else
ever wrote n second book to those Gn
Intlans, for there uln't any such book,'
and I thought I had finished him.
"Hut, mind you, he Just sort of look
ed nt me sad-llko for n minute like ho
felt sorry fur me, mid then ho reared
back nnd said In n voice Just like he
was praying: 'Sir, I am n minister of
the holy gospel, whether or not this
finite thing called inliiil trick mo In
reference to the number of books writ
ten by the blessed saint, I'nul. I tench
the philosophy of rational thought so
as to co-ordinate with the elucidation
of Internal forces upon the outwnrd or
extraneous matter which operate In
opposition to tho complete domination
of the purely physical to the intellec
tualthe soul, some cnll It and thnt
tho elevation of the spiritual retards
the development of disease nnd error
on this terrestrial planet on which we
live nnd move nnd have our being.'
"I looked nt him n minute, nnd then
I snld out loud, 'Well I be dogged I' For
I was thinking nil the time to myself
how a ten-dollnr-a-week ticket man
was ever going to get wlso to n line of
tnlk like that oven with n Bible In his
hnnd. And I hnnded out tho ticket"
Knnsns City Star.
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DALSAM
A toll.t irrrMllon of mtrlt.
Help to rraaicaic nnuruir.
Fnrnitnrln Color nntl
DiitrloCryorrctriMUIr,
ySJ, HKmil tioo.t Druenua.
It's Condition.
"A Mvord-swnllowor's profession
mut !e nppetl.lng." "I suppose It
does i it his appetite on edge."
Cutlcura Soothes Daby Rashes.
That itch nnd burn with hot baths
of Cut leura Soap followed by gentle
nnoltitings of Cutlcura Ointment.
Nothing better, purer, sweeter, espe
clully If a little of the fragrant Cutl
cura Talcum Is dusted on nt the fin
ish. l!3c each everywhere. Adv.
Mini wants but little here below
when the people living In the Hat above
own a trupdrum outllt.
GREEN'S AUGUST FLOWER
hns been it household remedy nil over
the civilized world for more tlinii half
n century for constipation, Intestlnnl
troubles, tot phi liver and the generally
depressed feeling that accompanies
such disorders. It Is n most valuable
remedy for Indigestion or nervous dys
pepsia and liver trouble, bringing on
headache, coming up of food, palpita
tion of heart, mid many other symp
toms. A few doses of August Flower
will relieve you. It Is u gentle lain
tlve. Ask your druggist. Sold lu ull
civilized countries. Adv.
that change in
woman? life
Mra. Godden Tells How IE
May be Panned in Safety
and Comfort.
How's This ?
Wo offor $100.00 for any caso of catarrh
that cannot bo cured by I1AL.LQ
CATAKHH MEDICINE.
I!AM,'B CATARRH MEDICINE Is tak
en Internally nnd acts throtmli tho UlooJ
on tho Mucous Surfaces of thn System.
Hold by druggists for ovor forty years.
Price 76c. Testimonials free.
F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio.
Her Work.
Minister It Is necessary for me to
ti.sU. the mother of the bride If she has
anything to say before we proceed
with the ceremony.
The l.ady All 1 have to sny Is that
If 1 hadn't had u good deal to say al
ready, they never would have landed
here.
FRECKLES
Now U the Time to Git Rid of Tkcit Ulj Spsli
Thrrt'n no lontrr ttir UgtitrM nrnl of rrrltDg
tunifil of jour frrcklra, it Olhlm luulilr
trrnxth It guartDtrtd to rmut tlirit homrlj
pnti.
Slmplx itrt in nunc of Othlnr tonhl
truiKili from your rtmodit, and Bpt'lT Hill
of It night mc! morning unit jnu nhouM mmn "
tint Mro the wort frwklfn but hrmin to dl'
l'"r, whllf the lljtlitrr nnn h nlttml rn
tlrrtr. It utMom that more than on onncr
la nrrrtril to romplrlrlr rlrar tht akin and tain
btautlful elrar completion.
Ilr mire to auk for thr tlnuhlr atrrnith Othtnt,
a thla la nolil utnltr miarantrr of inont? back
If It falla to rrinote frrcklM. Adf.
A ship is culled "she," therefore sho A mini either gives according to his
must bi a sulls-lndy. menus or his iuciiiiiicsh.
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Fremont, O. "I wns panslnp through
tho criticnl period of llfo, bclnft forty
nix ycura oi ago anu
hnd nil tho symp
toms incident to that
channo heat llash
co, nervousness, and
wns In a general run
down condition, so
it wno liurd for mo
to do my work.
LydinE.I'inlch.ini'
Vorjotnhlo Com
pound wau recom
mended to mo as th
bent remedy for my
troubles, which ft
surely proved to bo. I feel better nnd
stronger In every way sinco taking it,
and tiio nnnoylnjr Bymptoms have disap
peared. " Mrs. M. Godden, 925 Na
poleon St, Fremont, Ohio.
Such annoying symptons as heat
flnshca, ncrvouanasfl, backache, head
ache, Irritability and "tho blues," may
bo speedily ovcrcomo and tho system,
restored to normal conditions by thla
famous root and herb remedy Lydla E.
Tinkham's Vegetable Compound.
)If any complications present them
selves wrl to tho Pinkhnm Mediclno Co.,
Lynn, Mass., for suggestions how to
ovcrcomo thorn. Tho result of forty
years experience fa at your ncrvico ana
your letter held in strict confidence.
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Quite Acceptable.
"This stnr sny she cannot benr any
thing gross to como near her." , '
"She does, does she? How about the
gross receipts?"
Now's The Time
to enjoy that drink of all table
drinks.
liie urigmal
Postum Cereal
An invigorating cup of rich, snappy
flavor, full-bodied and delicious to
the taste. The very thing to add
to your solid table enjoyment, for
it is part of the meal not merely
something to drink with it.
Postum is boiled just like coffee
(full 15 minutes after boiling be
gins), but unlike coffee it is pure
and drug-free. Coffee drinking
usually upsets nerves, stomach ana
heart. Postum contains nothing
harmful.
Jtt Grocers Two Sizes
Usually sold at 15c and 25c
Quaint Island.
Elinloy, one of Englnnd's oddest
little Islands, though only 48 miles
from London, is n pnrish where roads,
shops, lamps, telephones, motor cars,
public houses and postofilces nro un
known. Tho lslnnd, which lies oft
the Isle of Sheppey, Kent, hns nn
nren of about 2,000 ncres, nnd Is tho
property of Oxford university. The
Inhabitants nro mostly shepherds of
Inrge Hocks of sheep. Tho oldest man
of the village Is In his seventieth year.
Ho hns yet to see a motor car. Tho
school nnd church nre tho two chief
landmnrks on tho Island. Tho rea
son they were built In such a spnrscly
populated spot Is thnt in winter It
Is nlmost Impossible to leave tho
Island, as the ferry which runs to nnd
from tho lslnnd Is dnngerous.
A novel method of obtaining the
services of the ferrymnn, who lives
opposite to the lslnnd, Is tho open
ing of the white door of n hut facing
the shore. At night n lighted candle
held aloft serves tho purpose of the
open door.
Stonewall's Plan.
As nn Amerlcnn troopship pulled
nwny from a New York dock on Its
Journey to France, 'Stonewall Jackson
nnd Welcome Brown hung over tho
forward rnll nnd looked with solemn
faces down into tho choppy waters of
the Atlnntle.
"What you'all gwlne to do, Stone
wall, if one of dem pow'ful mean tor
pedoes smash into dls here boat?"
Stonewall rcmnlned silent for a
minute, then ho turned n sober face
toward his brother In sorrow.
"Whnt I gwlne to do? Listen,
Welcome, my olo mummy done tolo
mo dnt dere nehher wuz but one mnn
dat eber walked on do wnter an got
away wld It but ef one ob dem chas
ers ever smash into dls boat sny,
Welcome, Ah'm goln' to be de second
one." John E. Scrogglns, U. S. N., In
Judge.
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Rats Cause Losses.
Losses from rats In cities nro enor
mous. In 1008 the biological survey
made n careful study of rnt Infesta
tions in two cities, Washington nnd
Baltimore, with tho result that nctunl
losses of produce nnd other property
amounting nnnunlly to $400,000 and
$700,000 respectively, were revealed.
Thcso sums are nearly in ratio to the
populations. Tho Womnn's Municipal
league of Boston recently announced
that losses from rats In that city
amounted to $1,350,000 each year.
Losses In Pittsburgh, Pa., have bees
Mtlsaated at over $1,000,000 a year.
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What Is CASTOR I A
Castorla is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Paregoric, Drops
and Soothing Syrups. It is pleasant. It contains neither Opium.
Morphine nor other narcotic substance. Its age is its guarantee.
For more than thirty years it has been in constant use for the
relief of Constipation, Flatulency, Wind Colic and Diarrhoea;
allaying Feverishness arising therefrom, and by regulating tbo
Stomach and Bowels, aids the assimilation of Food; giving
healthy and natural sleep. Tho Children's Panacea The
Mother's Friend.
GENUINE CASTORIA ALWAYS
iBears the Signature of
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Exact Copy of Wrapper.
In Use For Over 30 Years
The Kind You Have Always Bought
TNI OINTAUN OOMCANY, NIW YORK CITY,
Guess Manager's Nationality.
Sign In theater lobby "Crying chil
dren must bo Immediately taken out
or wo will refuse to admit them."
Salt Houses In Russia.
Houses constructed entirely of snlt
aro a unique featuro of some of tho
villages in Hussion Poland.
Modern Marvels.
Joshun made tho sun stand still, but
wo hnvo men today who mako the
moonshine Rtlll. Boston Transcript
Health Insurance
One of the distinctive qualities of food
baked with Dr. Price s Cream Baking
Powder is wholesomencss.
This is health insurance of such vital
importance that millions of women
bake at home just to be sure that
Dr. Price's Baking Powder is used.
For healthful food and the best re
sults in baking, prudent housekeepers
always use
Dr PRICE'S
:.f CREAM
BAKING POWDER
Made from Cream of Tartar derived from grape
Contains No Alum Leaves No Bitter Taste
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