r Atttafcfii Mmmr RED CLOUD, NEBRASKA, CHIEF m - .v Bft THE JOY OF MOTHERHOOD Ccme to this Woman after Talcing Lydia E. Pinkham'a Vegetable Compound to Restore Her Health Ellcnsburp, Wash. "After I was married 1 wna not well for n long timo nnd n good deal of tho tlmo wna not able to go about Our greatest desiro was to have a child in our homo and ono day my husband came back from town with n bottle of Lydia E. Pink ham's Ycgotablo Compound and wanted me to trv it It brought relief from mv troubles. I improved in health bo I could do my housework; wc now hnve n little one, ail of which I owe to Lydia E. Pinkham'a Vegetable Compound." Mrs. O. S. Johnson, R. No. a, Ellonsburg, Wash. Thvre nro women everywhere who long for children in their homea yet are denied thi9 happiness on account of ipmo functional disorder which in most Men would readily yield to Lydia E. Pinkham'a Vegetable Compound. - Such women should not rrive tin hone L. until they have given this wonderful By medicine n trial, and for special advice write Lydia Ii Finkham Medicine Co., L.ynn, mass, ine resuir 01 w years ,. .experience is at your service. i ii m. i OtOA 'ItllZVvL Ii refill ll.T.. 14 rk'im 'jivjtj ALCOIlOL-OrERCENTif imi y!?afts .Sim I11U1HU Ultivwu iv .---- 'tlnOUicStomachsmvdnaOTlsorn iw:;e ii-iiw tt!.- sum Thereby lYomolinS Difiw Cheerfulness andResLContuns , uu-nnliti MnrnhlflCnoi, iy Mineral. NoTAncoTic. JuxipXax , sUxSriua IxhrlliSJli JVmtmunt . &ttmrtinmr :ol 1 ....(.. IDnmnityfor ConitipatlonandDlarrhoea iwa ana icvcris.no" -- rtra afcp.S,tlt resulting Ihercfrcjnjnjnfancy: , ismvi tl U" rac-SimilcSijnatcrcof: &: (&fffiS&A Jr.-.C, ill' 'A Tyr. wi. :zr s: i I,icCENTAunCoiiP.i rSse- NEW Xyiiiii wm Exact Copy of Wrapper. How They Conversed. An American liaison olllcer who knew little French and a French artil lery olllcer who knew little Kugllsh had Important business together dur ing the height of the recent lighting. "Henri," said the commandant to a young sergeant, "I have seen you talk- 4gg to Americans several times. Can you speai; liiigusn' "No, innn commandnnt," answered Henri simply. For all that, Henry and the Ameri can olllcer were soon engaged in vlvn clous conversation. At Its conclusion tho commandant turned to Henri. "But ybu speak English very well," ho snld. "No, mon commandant," Henri still Insisted. "Wo were talking In Ger man." Very Odd. He Those boats look very shabby. She They oughn't to be. Don't they have a painter aboard? A Supposition. "Why did your doctor think this op eration was nbsnlulely necessary?" "I guess he needed tho money." J f CASTOR lief . . w5 GOOD-BYE BACKACHE, KIDNEY AND BLADDER TROUBLES For centuries nil over the world GOLD MKDAL Huarlem Oil has af forded relief in thousands upon thou sands of cases of lame back, lumbago, eclatlca, rheumntlsm, gallstones, grav el and all other affections of tho kid Aoys, liver, stomach, bladder nnd al lied organs. It acts quickly. It docs tho work. It cleanses your kidneys and purlfles tho blood. It makes a new man, n now woman, of you. It frequently wnrds off attacks of tho dread and fatal diseases of tho kid neys. It often completely cures the distressing diseases of the organs of tho body allied with tho bladder and kidneys. Woody or cloudy urine, sed iment, or "brlckdust" Indicate an un healthy condition. Do not delay a minute If your back ches or you aro sore across the loins or have difficulty when urinating. Qo to your druggist at onco and get RAT IS FRIEND OF MINERS Workers Warned of Coming Catao trophe When the Rodents Lcavo Tunnel Are Fed by Men. Investigators of tnliiliif? conditions and tlu peculiar dangers to which miners are subjected recently hnvo taken much Interest In the prar-tlco of Western gold miners to make pets of tho rats which commonly Infest mines. On the mother lode of Cali fornia It has been found that tho miners Invariably feed the rats ami take care of them, believing that tho rodents are a source of protcrtlnn against accident, says Our Utiinb Ani mals. This Is due, the men say, to tho Instinct of the rats, which warns them when a tunnel Is unsafe. And when the rats leave a tunnel It. Is almost Im possible to get the miners to work there. This recalls the belief among sailors that rats will leave a doomed ship. The miners also have found that rats are much more susceptible than humans to the dangerous gases that so often cause loss of life In the mines. Long before tho miners themselves are affected by these gases tlio rats be come sick and show symptoms of dis tress. So the men keep close watch of the rats' good health. On the Stand. "You say you stood up?" "I say stood, your honor. If a man stands he naturally stands up. You can't stand any other way." "Is thassoV Ton dollars for tempt. Stand down," Kansas Journal. con City For Infants and Children. Mothers Know That Genuine Castoria Alway3 Bears the Signature of In Use For Over Thirty Years TH( OCNTAUn tOMNNT, HIW VOR CITY. SE2 Results Count. Tho American What happened to you? The Tommy To tell you the truth, I ain't quite certain. About ten min utes ago I was 'avln a tete-a-tctu with a Germnn sapper. He was a nlce lookln' boy 'ad a face llko a mur derer. We was crawlln on our stum mlcks, when we come face to face. Ho jays somethln' to mo In German, an I answers him in Just as .bud language. "What happened then?" "Well, I 'ates to brag; but I'm 'ero an' 'o hain't." Gxchnnge. Chopping Him Off. "Sny!"snarled an Impatient cus tomer In the rnpld-llro restaurant. "Do I get n little service, or don't I?" "What d'ye want to have year beams loaded Into n glass pistol and shot Into yeh?" sarcastically returned Hclolso, the waitress. Kansas City Star. A folding camp stove has been de signed that can use alcohol, wood or even paper for fuel. Only tho simple life Is honorable or even decent today. box of Imported GOLD MEDAL Haar lem Oil Capsules. They aro pleasant i and easy to take. Each capsule con tains about ono dose of five drops. Take them Just llko you would any pill. Take a small swallow of water If you want to. They dissolve In tho stomach, and tho kidneys soak up tho oil llko a sponge does wnter. They thoroughly clennso and wnsh out tho bladder and kidneys nnd throw off tho inllnmmatlon which is tho cause of tho trouble. They will quickly relievo those stiffened Joints, thnt backache, rheumatism, lumbago, sclntlca, gall stones, gravel, "brlckdust," etc. They, are an effective remedy for nil dis eases of tho bladder, kidney, liver, stomnch and nllled organs. Your druggist will cheerfully refund your money If you aro not sntlsflcd after a few days' use. Accept only tho pure, original GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil Capsule. None other genuine. Adv. wQfvfc M M CITY'S HIGH TITLE Cuban Capital Given Long Name, by Royal Decree. Has Deen Considerately Shortened to Habann, but That Was Not Its Ap- , oellnflon lit 1634 .Place Mad I Remarkable Growth. The full name of the capital of Cuba is Sun Cristobal de la Ilabaua. In Htlll a rojul decree conferred upon the city tho Hounding title, "Have del Nuevo Mundo y Antemurnl de las Indian Oc cldentales" which signified "Key of tho Now World ami Hulwurk of thu West Indies." In emphasis, the coat of arms of the municipality bears a symbolic key ami representations of the for tresses of Morro, I'unto and Kuerza. Ilabaua Is one of the sowral towns fi'undod by the governor, Diego Ve in -que. He placed It upon the south const, where the town of I'atiibuuo now stands. It was shortly removed to Jts pros, ut po.sltlon ami rapidly It grow to be thu chief center of tho Island and one of the most Important places In the new world. I.a l'uerza, the oldest fortification In the clt, was erected near the close of the sixteenth century. Shortly afterward, Philip the Second of Spnln oi tiered the con struction of the I'imtii and .Morro forts, for the protection of the har bor, and at about the same time the olllclal residence of the governor 0f the Island was transferred from San thtKo ile Cuba to I labium. In lti.'O, the population of I labium was hardly more than three thousand, but In the following two or three dec ades It doubled, owing to a large. Im migration of Spaniards fiom Jamaica. Hurlng this period, the city rose to ho the commercial center of the Spanish American possessions, and the npjlncl pal rendezvous of the ro.uil Meets that carried on the trade monopoly between Spain and America. The walls In closing the elt were commenced In 1071 and llulshed !10 years later. A map of the city at the beginning of the nineteenth century strikingly Illustrates Its rapid growth. Then tho residences were almost all Intramural, or wllhlu the walls. I.argo estauclas and huertas occupied ground which Is now Intersected by paved stf-ets and covered with substantial buildings. The tlrst Impression made upon tho visitor Is of the massive diameter of the architecture. This' characteristic is more pronounced than In any other Latin-American city. Thu building ma terial generally u-ed Is a conglomerate of marine material, which hardens on exposure to the air. It Is hewn Into great blocks, and so used In construc tion. Walls aro usually covered with stucco or plaster, and colored In u variety of tints. Hoofs aro either Hat, or built of tho old Spanish tiles. Tho effect, which la enhanced by the pres ence almost everywhere of trees aud bhruhs, Is pleasing In the extreme. Tho most Interesting portion of Hubaua Is that which formerly lay within the walls, The houses hero have for the most part been converted Into business purposes, but a few per sons still cling to their old homes. Forbes Lindsay, In "Cuba aud Her People of Today." General Townshend's Triumphs. Like a palm tree in the arid stretches through which ho fought stands out the selection of Gen. Charles V. F. Townyhend to bear to the agents of tho utiles the Turkish offer of surrender, observed the New York Herald recently. Two years and a half ago, almost to a day, Gcuul Townshend und 0,000 men, the rem nant of his urmy of f0,000, ran up the white Hag In Kut-cl-Amara after a lege of 11!J days and surrendered to the Turks, while 40,000 other Urltlsh soldiers 10 miles uway battled Inef fectually to break through the Turkish ring to the beleaguered force. Now General Townshend has ob tained his satisfaction. That he, a prisoner of war, should have been se lected to carry tills fateful message, fateful to ull Christendom, as well aa to what remains of the Turkish em pire, is u unique tribute to u gallant soldier from the government ho and those under his command served so faithfully. New Soldier. Gen. Leonard Wood said at a din ner In Washington: "A now soldier Is apt to be nervou. apt to make mistakes, but this Is no sign of cowardice. It soon wears off. "A new soldier was having hlsllrst experience of night duty. Tho pass word was 'discount.' "As the soldier paced back und forth In the darkness, a black llguro sudden ly bounced up before him. "'Halt! Who goes there?' ho chal lenged. '"A friend,' was tho reply. " 'Advance friend,' said the new sol dier. Advance- and clve the discount' " Spot to Be Avoided. It happened In Paris. He was black, a Yank soldier, and from .Vow Or leans. Ho was heading toward the Seine, when an on-coming comrade, same color, halted him, Said the com rade; "I'd be udvlsln' you, Lcstah, not to go too nenh that river; they'd likely to bo looklu' fob a molasses do tail." A Good Catch. "You aBk for my daughter? What are your prospects, young mnn? Do you own thu house you live In?" "No, I rent It, but I have Uvo tons of conl In tho citllar." "Take nor." Loulsvllla Oourior-JournaL STOMACH UPSET? PAPES DIAPEPSIN AT ONCE END3 DYSPEPSIA, ACIDITY, GAS, INDIGESTION. Your meals hit back 1 Your stomach Is sotr acid, gassy and you feel bloat ed after eating or you have heavy lumps of Indigestion pain or headache, but never mind. Here Is Instant relief. Don't stay upset I Kat it tablet of Pape's Dlapepsln and Immediately the lndlge.-ion, gases, acidity and all stom ach distress cuds. Pnpi's IUupepin tablets are tho sur est, cp fkest stomach njlevers In the world. They cost very little at drug stores. Adv. DID WORK OF HIGH ORDER Designs Wrought by Ancient Peruvian Dyers Have Been Given Much Praise by Experts. The .indents of Peru, by a curious colncbl' ace for there could not pos sibly In vo been any Intercourse with their lontemporaties In India and I'gypt- soem to hnvo used much the saiuo Kind of processes In printing their il.slgns upon the fabrics they manufartured. Ilnth Herodotus and Pliny, among early historians, have told us about tho cloths of vegetable liber iiiiidc by the ancients; hut In all likelihood tho fabrics of the Peruvians were of even a more remote date. In some respects the methods of today bear strong resemblance to the older practice. The chief difference con sists la the patterns now being en graved upon copper rollers and several colors being printed at ono time. Just as todm the coloring matter of dyes Is not dillscd by merely printing It on the material, but Is secured by menns of a sui'stance known as mordant, so did the Peruvians make use of a prop erty which caused the dye to adhero and to withstand a test of thousands of years' wear aud tear. Imports have declared that In the direction of tech nical mid artistic value the designs In question have no equal. -f - It Didn't Work. The miscreant stood beforo tho Judge, charged with cruelty to his wife. On the hope of obtaining clem ency ho thought he v.ould pay Ids wlt a cheap compliment. "Tell you right now, Judge. They got mo wrong on this cruelty stuff. I've got some woman. She suro Ib hard to beat." "Well, you seem to have overcome all obstacles, from her appearance," remarked bis honor. And ho hnndcl him tho limit. Cntarrh Cannot Be Cured by LOCAL, APPLICATIONS, us thoy ennnut reach tho scat of tlia tllseaao. Cntnrrh Is n local disease, BTeutlv lnllu encml by constitutional conditions. HALL'S CATAimH MUDICINIS will cure cntarrh. It Is taken Internally und acts through the niood on tho Muc-ouh SurfaceH of the System. HALL'S CATAKIUI MI5DIGINK Is comnoscd of some of tho belt tonics known, combined with some of tho best blood purifiers. The perfect combination of tlm InRredlents In HALL'S CATAniUI MKDICINE Is what produces such won dprful resultH In catarrhal conditions. DruBglsts 76c. Testimonials free. F. J. Cheney &. Co., Props., Toledo, O. Sad Case. "My wife Is prono to worry." "That's bud." "She Is Inclined to fret." "Tho Idea now Is to pack up your troubles In your old kit bag and smile, smile, smile." "Hut any thought of packing mnkes her worse." Louisville Courier-Journal. Dandruff and Itching. To restore dry, falling hulr nnd get rid of dandruff, rub Cutlcurn Ointment Into scalp. Next morning shampoo with Cutlcuru Soap and hot water. For freo samples address, "Cutlcura, Dcpt. X, Boston." At druggists nnd by mall. Soap 2C, Ointment 25 and CO. Adv. Snapped Him Up. She You looked so sheepish when you proposed. He And you looked so wolfish when you accepted tne. When a man goes In politics tho chief Interest at election Is to see how he comes out. 4k cs JNv You Are Dying By Acid When you have Heartburn. Gas, Bloat, and that Full after eating. TAKE ONE (FOR Rids you of (he Excess Acid and Overload and you will fairly fed the GAS driven out of your body THE BLOAT GOES WITH TT IT GIVES YOU REAL STOMACH COMFORT Bold by drug-Rtata (rmerlly If your drtiRRtst ean't supply yem Wg box of Etonlo for tOc, send us this adr. with your name and address and we will send It to yoa you can send us tiie 0o after you get It. Address Eatonlo Remedy Co., 1018 8. Wabash Are., Ohleaf o, IU. m Mpkiirj Tf'BH I F ii -v- 8 r. , . Back Feel Achy After Grip? COLDS nnd influenza lenvc thousands with wenk kidncyn nnd aching backs. The kidneys hnvc to do most of the work of fijhtinc off n cold or n contagious disease. They weaken slow up. Then you feel dull nnd draggy, irritable or nervous, and hnve hendnches, dizzy spells, lame back, backache, sore joints nnd irregular kidney action. Give the kidneys quick help nnd avoid serious kidney troubles. Doan's Kidney Pills are always in unusual demand after grip epidemics as so many people have learned their reliability. Doaris are used the world over. They arc recommended by your own friends and neighbors. Personal Reports of Real Cases A NEBRASKA CASE. Mrs. J. C. Slroh, 000 Ella St., Ilcntricc, Neb., says: "I gladly recommend Doan's lvidney Pills ns they proved very satisfactory to mc and others in my family. Whenever I toko cold tho trouble settles on my kidneys. I havo weakness and a dull ache across my back and m' kidneys act ir regularly. Doan's Kidney Pills soon relievo the trouble and put my kidneys in good order." MM DOANS 60c o Boxot All Stores. FoJtcpMilburn Co., Buffalo, N.Y. Mfg. Chcm. Carter's little Liver Pills You Cannot be .JU A Remedy That Constipated and Happy' SmittPIII Small Dote SmilU'rlce HJUV BIVCIV JgGmmn hpius. w ' ' A'SSffBSl'SaSSfe pARTER'S IRON PILLS many colorless faces but will (rrcatly help most pale-faced people Tho Juvenile Mind. "The Itomana built well-paved roads leading from Homo to all Important polntH of the empire," father was say liiK, In illustrating a point he was mak ing concerning ancient blMtory, which tho elder daughter was studying. "Those roads wero about 15 feet wide and" "Mercy mo" Interjected the seven-ycnr-old daughter, "If they wero only 15 feet wide automobiles could not pass each other unless they barely crept along 1" Impossible. "Tho knlser cannot exclaim with the famous French king: "All Is lost but honor?" "Why not?" "Becauso his Huns never had any honor to lose." Safe. "They tell mo old Clnscflst has money to burn!" wild Jinx. "Yes," said Wlnx, "and never a match In the house." A Chicago servant girl recently stay ed at one place six months. Then sho was discharged from tho hospital. ATONIC YOUR STOMACH'S SAKJD ! "EwryPkhtt KlIS UOiUI J A NEBRASKA CASE. George V. Sexton, 721 Fifteenth Ft., Aurora, Neb., says: "I have been subject to attacks of kidney complaint off nml on for the past ten years. I always notice I feel' worso after damp, rainy weather. I get a ca'tch in my back whea stooping or shoveling. At times my kidneys arc too frequent in ac tion and I am annoyed by having to pass tho Kidney accretions too often. Whenever I feel any of these symptoms coming on I mo Doan's Kidney Pills. They soon relievo mc." KIDNEY PILLS s ... j rvi . COLT DISTEMPER You can prevent this loathsotno disease from runntnff tliroiiKh your utnblo nnd euro nil tho colts BUftcrlmr wltij It when you bcKln tho treatment. No matter how younff. M'OIIN'N is safe to ubo on any colt. It i.s wonderful how It nrovont.i nil distempers, no mutter how colts or tiorsoa at any iiro aro "exposed." Alt Rood" driiprKlnts and turf Kooda houses nnd manufacturer! sell HfOHN'S at GO cent and J1.15 n bottle. $5X0 and $11.00 a dnxen. Hl'OUN MEDICAL CO., Goahcn, InL, V. 8. A. Makes Life Worth Living Genuine besrs signature $&& Wears Pleasant Smile. ' "Is this picture llko your husbnndF "It's llko him only when ho has hit picture taken." Success Is nothing more than duty, well done. Always proud to show white clothes. Red Crow Hall Blue does make them white. All grocers. Adv. Too many men attempt to pasa through this world on tho reputatloa of their ancestors. To keep clean and healthy tako Doctor Plorco'n Pleasant relicts. Thoy regulat liver, bowels and stomach. Adv. Food saving was at first a fad ; then a pntrlotlc service; now u habit A bright man usually looks on tha bright sldo of life. wm low H y VAI 1 1 S I r4 GUARANTEED TO INSTANTLY RELIEVE OR MONEY REFUNDED ASK ANY DRUGGIST