RED OLOUD, NEBRASKA, CHIEF K V '., ; &? y'" 'A r K m. 37 More For Your Money Get the Genuine CASCADE? QUININE No advance in price for thli 20-year-old remedy 25c for 24 UbleU-Soms cold tablet now 30c for 21 tablet Flauted on proportionate cott per tablet, you lave 9Hc when you buy ruu v.urei i.oia In 24 hour grip In 3 day Money back If it rail. 2TabletaforZ5e. At any Drug Stora B "yLggWpWtl W. '"MT Mfet Contents 15Fluid Draohn GTmiiljTuS &5 rninr.-.l PKR GENT. AVcetabJcTrcparatloofcrAs- similatingUiciooa mrf??" llnthcStomactottndlkwtlsg TiriMlfan II" " Tl,.WlmmntInDKUori Cheerfulness andRcstContaitfl ollhi.frnliim.Morpluncn Mineral. Not rAncuvi wm -- -- . - -.! jkHtOUDcSUBM1113- JkxMkSA wmjw Sar nrurvr Af.fnrnt Remedy for Constipatlonand Diarrhoea andnsnn- fulUnfirncrefrwnjnjnfancy roc-SIttulc Sinatoreof jixeCEKTAimCoKPwni TfUKili Bxact Copy of Wrapper. P As Age Advances Small Pill, Small Dose, Small Price But Great in JUI1 its Good Work BBHbBi JBwllit I Clw bbMKIsbV RITTI v BBsW dill. Yr BBBBsH SBkkBSSSSSSSSl Genuine beaia aignature tPrklrkvlaaati rkfPl Fara( colorless or raie races condition which will be greatly How He Took Them. Pat Mnlonc came home from the front with n slight wound. Not very long ago lie was liultcd to n "conver sazione" and there ho was urged to re lnte some of ids experiences nt the front. "One of1 the greatest experiences I had," sa'jd I'nt to the company, "was this: Myself nnd 2,000 men were grouped together, nml what do you think happened n wily Germnn olllcer approached us and took us all." "How in the devil did ye allow thnt feller to tuke ye," said Bridget O'Raf ferty, who was listening with the great est attention, "and how did ho manage to take that number of prisoners, may I ask?" "Oh, you pee," snld Pat wittily, "that bloke took us with a camera." Bridget has the joke spreud all over the country since. The Oolnine Tfait Dm Not Affect Held Because of Ita lonlo ana Ibx&Uts eltoct, Laxattre ttronio Qolnlna can ba taken for anyone jilthont earning narvoumec or ringing In the head. Tin-re la only one "Urouio Qulalno." H. W. UUOVUli lgnnuroliOD box. We. Tho old virtues age not, neither do they wither nor grow stale. HERS THEIEST MACARONI Taba Care of Your Iloraesi Nothing elo tll do a uiucb to kovp tbeui In tine condition as Dr. David Huberts' PHYSIC BAIX and HORSE TONIC "Si,? once erery tbroo month make a biuck ruai. preTeuia wunus, vie Ulead the I'riciir.' Home Veierintrlin .nd fur fr bwkltt Atortl.M ! C.w If nu drain-In ?uur town, write Ir.Oiild Hobeiti' tt. Co., 100 Grand Ariaue, tYaukitha. Vrlt. . HARKfefe'A M " ...HAIR BALSAM A toilet preparation o( merit, nlp to eradicate dandruff. Forlteitoring Color and BeautjrtoCray or Faded Hair. too. and Jl.oont Druinrlilt. W. N. U., LINCOLN, NO. 4-1918. ""EAT" Skin 0 VoE-M f J X. Jen vttvt pacwuixV m RECIPE FOR GRAY HAIR. To half pint of wntcr ndd 1 oz. Bar Rum, a small box of Bar bo Compound, and oz. of glycerine. Any druggist con put this up or you can mix it at home at very little cost. Full directions for mak ing and uso como in each box of Darbo Compound. It will gradually darken streaked, faded pray hair, and mako it soft and glossy. It will not color the scalp, is not sticky or greasy, and docs not rub off. Adv. Easy Wisdom. "All things como to lilm who waits." "Yes, one never knows what one can do until one loafs." The student who lingers n round the foot of the clnss may cvcntunlly be come a first-class chiropodist. CASTORIA For Infanta and Children. Mothers Know That Genuine Castoria Always Bears the Signature ' of In Use For Over Thirty Years CASTORIA TMC OIHTAUH aOMMNV. tHWVOHW CttY. the Liver Requires occasional slight stimulation. w(xfc xr p i i M ill CARTER'S P t inrnrt t y nrrn nit t c 1JUC 11 V CilV aTILiJUa correct CONSTIPATION t&ea&&if usually indicate the absence of Iron In theblood(r, , helped by Waiter SlrOnflllS Cider in Ireland. Cider was at one time manufactured on a large scale In the south of Ireland, but tho Industry became extinct. In 1004 the department of agriculture re vived It to such nn extent that whole villages were engaged In this employ ment. Since the outbreak of tho pres ent war most of the large firms Inter ested In the project havo suspended operations, for one reason or unother. SWAMP-ROOT FOR KIDNEY AILMENTS There is only one medicine that really stands out pre-eminent as a medicine for curable nilmenta of tho kidneys, liver and bladder. Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root stands the highest for the reason that it has proven to be just tho remedy needed in thou sands upon thousands of distressing cases. Swamp-Hoot, a physician's prescription for special diseases, makes friends quickly be cause its mild and immediate cfTect is soon realized in most cases. It is a gen tle, healing vegetable compound. Start treatment nt once. Sold at nil drug stores in bottles of two sizes, medi um and large. However, if you wish first to test this great preparation tend ten cents to Dr. Kilmer & Co., Ilinghnmtan, N. Y., for n sample bottle. When writing be sure and. mention this paper. Adv. Ready-Wltted. "You need n change of scone." "But, doctor, I'm n traveling mnn." "Why er that's the point. Stny nt home awhile nnd see somebody besides hotel rooms and railroad stations." Punctuality. "Telephone service prompt?" ' "Pnrts of It. Tho bills always get around on time." Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets nro the original little liver pills put up 40 yenra ago. Thoy regulate liver and bowels. Ad. ,Tvo people may ho nblo to live ns cheaply as one, but it depends on whether they are married or engaged. Tho elevator boy Is nlwnys ready to glvo a mnn a lift. When Your Eyes Need Care Try Murine Eye Remedy Ho BmarUnc J-zu Kto Comfort. W eenta at Drotrglata or mail. Write for free Hre Hoot. MUKJLNS KYK IUUUUIX CO., Ciy CAQO ACT OF PATRIOTISM GOVERNOR NEVILLE URGES THAT FRAUDULENT CLASSIFICA TION3 BE REPORTED ' NEWS FROM STATE CAPITAL Items of Varied Interest Gathered from Reliable Sources at the State House An uppoal to citizens In each com munity of Nebraska to assist local exomptlou boards In detecting and do f eating efforts of men to ovado tho draft by fraudulent representations has been mado by Govornor Novillo. In a statement glvon out Saturday, tho governor calls attention to tho mat ter as follows: "Every patriotic cltlzon ovory hon est person, has a duty to perform in connection with this classification. Local boards aro not all-knowing and fraudulent claims for doforrod classi fication will succeed unless tho boards aro assisted by tho information which tho pcoplo of tho surrounding com munity have "Every registrant, his wife and friends, who has an honost claim for deforrcd classification, bhould under stand that only Class V is an exempt division; that nil other classes aro subject to call for scrvlco; and that overy man fraudulently put into Class IV Increases tho liability for Borvico of ovory other man in that class, oven though his ordor number bo beyond that of tho man Improperly placed. "It thcrcforo behooves those people especially to boo to it that tho local board gets information as to such Im proper claims. A local board can, and it is Its duty to, re-classify a man whenever thoy find that ho has boon Improperly classified or that circum stances havo changed relativo to him so that his classification has becomo Incorrect, and tho local boards should mako such ro-classiflcatlon no matter how long a timo has elapsed sinco tho formor classification. Such Infor mation should bo given to somo mem ber of tho local board or to tho gov ernment appoal agent for tho county, but may also bo given to tho district board. "KEITH NEVILLE, Govornor. But One Private Just Eight Officers. Nebraska's national guard, sinco Govornor Novillo issued tho ordor dis banding tho Seventh regimont, con sists solely of nlno men, eight officers and a private and two stenographers. Tho Nebraska national guard roster now is: Adjutant General Hugh Clapp. Assistant Adjutant General C. E. Williamson, ranking major. Major A. D. Fottennan, HyanniB, Inspector general. Major John G. Lawlor, Hastings, judge advocate gonoral. Major E. O. Weber, Wahob, medical department. Major J. T. HoIHngsworth, Omaha, ordnance department Major M. B. Iiussoll, Lincoln, quar termaster. Captain J. It. Ervin, Lincoln, quar termaster. Prlvnte O. McCullough. Slnco tho dissolution of tho Sev enth, all armory leases havo been can celed nnd tho property is being col lected and stored nt tho arsonal on tho stato fair grounds. It will tako at least two months- moro to propare tho book records. Adjutant Gonoral Clapp Is now giving his attention to tho formation of tho homo guard or ganizations in Nebraska. To Aid Weak School Districts Tho total sum of $12,548 has been distributed to rural one-room, con solidated and affiliated schools In Ne braska for tho year of 1916-17, and scarcely throo-fourthB of It wont di rectly to old weak districts which cannot raise enough funds by making tho maximum tax lovy to support their schools. Tho western and northern parts of the state got most of tho boncflt from thoso allotments. Antl-sufTrngo potltions filed with tho secretary of state for a roforondum voto upon the limited woman suffrago law passed by tho last legislature will bo attacked on grounds of fraud, ac cording to nttornoys for tho suffra gists. Historical 8oclety Elects Officers , Samuol Bassott of Gibson was ro oloctcd president of tho Nebraska State Historical society at tho annual mooting hold nt Lincoln. Thoro was no contost over officials. Other of ficials adopted wore: First vlco pres ident',' Don L. Lovo, Lincoln; second vlco prosldont, Robert Hnrvoy, St. Paul; superintendent and secretary, A. E. Sheldon, Lincoln; directors, Father Shlno, Plattsmouth; N. P. Dodgo, jr., Omaha, and John F. Cordcal, Omaha. Should tho Nobraska loglslnturo bo called In spoclal session by Govornor Novillo to enact a now law under which tho votos of soldlors from Ne braska may bo taken and recorded In tho primary and gonornl oloctlons, It will ho nblo to provldo for ovorybody except thoso In tho regular army of tho United Statos. Under tho stato constitution and federal laws, thoso soldiors do not havo tho right to voto. Tho Inadequacy of tho present law has boon polntod out, and Governor Novillo ia giving sorious considera tion to tho need of Its correction FUNDS FOR PUBLIC SCHOOLS State Superintendent Apportions 9408,120 of Temporary Fund Tho soml-nnnual apportionment of temporary school funds for tho aid of public schools, as mado by Stntu Su perintendent W. II. Clemmons, basod on tho provisions of tho stato law, by counties, is as follows: Arthur ...$ 704.33 Johnson .. 3.0CS.23 AdaniH ... fi,8CS.30 Kenrney .. 3.PSS.9D AntPlopo . C,G73.7fi Koltli .... 1,777.79 ltanncr ... H.s Kcyct Paha 1.851.98 llliilnn .... 012.15 Kimball .. 1,290.03 llootio .... 4,971.28 Knox 7,433.10 ltox lltlttc. 2,429.3fl Itncaxtur.. 19,29S.2.ri Hoy.l 3,CS.',46 Lincoln .. 0,344.13 llrown ... 2,(U).ri.ll (.oRiui .... 9KS.95 Huff.ilo ... 7,602.19 .Until 1,072.19 Hurt 4.2MM9 Mol'liorson. 961.96 liutlcr .... r.,:if.!.K7 MnillMOii .. B.701,31 Cnna fi.03S.S3 Morrlrk ... 3,351.69 Cedar .... (l,l7."i.S9 Motrin ... 2,731.81 C'hllHii .... ,9.,7.!I9 Nlllion .... 3,353.04 Cherry ... r.,337.37:Nomalia .. 4.G81.S9 ChcH'tinn . 2.573.23 'Nuckolls . 4.631,74 Clay 4,917 OS 4too fi.439.88 Colfax .... 4,266.65 Pawnee ... 3.621.12 CuntliiK ... 4,f3l.43 Perkins .. 1,255.67 Cutler ... J0..120..M Phelps ... 3,228.88 Dakota ... 2.276.91 Plcra 4.1S0.71 Dawes ... 3.273.S3 Pllttt't .... fi.7B2.29 Dawson ... n.llO.d'i Polk 3.70S.79 Deuel . 1.02K.S3 Itcd Willow 4,028,11 DIxkoIi ,.. 4, 551, 66, Itlclmrtlxon 6,179.87 DodRi .. 7.IIV6.13 Hook 1,770.01 DoUKl.ih ., 36,862.61 Hnllno .... 11,007.60 DtilKh ... 2.07.1.46 Hnipy .... 2,872.74 Fillmore .. 4,839.71 Hlllinders . 7,227.70 KnuiMln . 3,849.80 HcollDlilun. 3.7HN.IU Frontier .. 3.715.59 Howard ... 5.430.77 Furnas ... 4, 375.2S Sheridan .. 3 310.37 Onjre .s,'.i04.89Kheritmii .. 3,m,02 Harden ... 1,960,94 -Sioux 2,450,00 (htltleld .. 1.560.33 Htitnlmi ... 2.9:0.7s Coxpcr .... 2,260.44,Thayer .... 5.015.22 Orant .... 493,6lThotttns ... 599.23 Oreeley .. 314. 28, Thurston . 2,961.88 Hull .... 6,091.45' Valley .... 3,612.75 Hamilton 4,746.78, WashlllKton 4. HI. 11 IInrl.ni ... 3,56(1.58, Wiiynu .... 3,825,30 Jlltyes ... 1,571.24 Welisler .. 4,233.30 Hitchcock 2.3SS.7S Wheeler .. 1,249.54 JJoll 7,215.37 York C.733.30 llookei ... 123.59 llowaid .. 4,295.37 JclTereon . 5,699.41 Totnl ...J40S.120.72 Land Commissioner It Restrained District Judge W. M. Morning at Lincoln Issued an ordor restraining Land Commissioner Grant L. Shum way from Interfering with tho Uur Ungtnn's possession of tho Uurnham stock yards, consisting of seventy-two acres of land. Tho caso against Gov ornor Keith Novillo nnd other stato officials was dismissed on n showing thoy had no lntontion of Interfering with tho cnrrior'B possession of tho land. Tho lnnd commissioner had served notice on tho road It must pay tho annual rental to him instead of tho Lincoln asylum or ho would forco It to vacate To Mark State Equipment Instructions havo been sent out by tho Nebraska stato hoard of control to heads of all stato institutions to boo that indellblo markings aro placed on nil tablo linens, towols, bedding and other equipment bolonglng to tho stato as n precaution against them being stolen, ttcddlng nnd Unon comes high during war time. Each pleco is marked with tho nnmo of tho Institu tion to which It belongs. Suffrage Law Non-Effective "Can women voto at special elec tions on village bonds?" Is a quory which has como to Attorney General Iteed. Ho replied that women could voto only on bonds for oducattonnl purposes. Which is to say that tho partial suffrage law, passed by tho legislature of 1917, Is not in effect, having boon susponded through tho filing of referendum petitions. Worn on havo boon oliglblo to voto on school matters for years. Tho department of agricultural en gineering of tho University of No braska will offer a four weeks' course in nutqmobilos, trucks and traction cnglnos thlswlnter. It will bo espe cially for tho man onlisting In tho army who desiros to get into tho auto mobile or other mechanical branch of tho service, and for tho man or boy who expects to stay on tho fnrm and who wishes to learn tho short cuts in farming by using a modern tractor. The first day of organized agricul ture at Lincoln exceeded expectations. An attendance of two hundred farm ers at tho corn Improvers' associa tion in the af tornoon and two hundred and fifty at tho sheep breeders' moot ing, nnd as many moro at tho homo economics nnd horticulture mootings at tho samo timo gavo somo Indica tion of tho way In which war-timo farm problems are attracting tho peo ple of tho stato. War nnd Nebraska's part In tha strugglo furnished spirited themes for tho nnnual meetings nt Lincoln of Or ganized Agriculture Practically ovory sectional mooting devoted its atten tion to meeting tho conditions pro sontod by this country's ontranco into tho European conflict. Gonoral Carter of tho militia nr fairs buroau of tho war dopnrtment statos that permission will bo givon men of tho recently disbanded Sov enth Nobraska roglment to enlist In Nobraska units In tho Thirty-fourth division, Tho gonoral says, however, that propor releases would havo to bo obtalnod from tho stato boforo thu order to enlist could becomo offoo tlvo. After steps havo been taken to 'Jo this it Is understood such an ordor would bo Issuod by tho war depart ment. "Establish a flock of ton to 100 owes at onco," 1st ho urgent suggestion of tho shcop, wool and calf convontlon committee of tho Nobraska stato do fonso council, which dcclaros such nctlon is clearly a patriotic duty. Call Ing nttontlon to tho imminent short ago of wool which tho Immonso slaughtor of sheep In Europo sluco tho war began and tho necosslty of cloth Ing tho nrmtos abroad ontails, tho council declares that tho woods, grass, corn stover and other foods wasted on ovory Nobraska farm would sup port tho numbor of owes suggested. impiovzd imrroiM ihternational SMftOM Lesson (By E. O. BKLLBriS, Acting Director ot tho Sunday School Courao of tho Moody Ulblo Institute, Chicago.) (CTopyrlnht. HIT. Vfmlr rn Newrmpr Unlon.1 LESSON FOR JANUARY 27 JESU8 FORGIVING SIN. LESSON TRXT-Mnrk M-12. GOLDICN TEXT-Tho Bon of Man hath authority on earth to forglvo nln. Mark 2:10. ADDITIONAL MATEUIAIi FOU TEACIIEIIS-I'na. 32; I.uko 15:11-24: 7:30 CO: Matt. 1:21; Hob. 7:25. I'RIMAIIY MEMOUV VEKSIS-Forgivt us our nlttfl. I.uko 11:4. 1NTEHMEDIATB TOPIC-Jostm lioal InR soul nnd body. 8ENIOH AND ADULT TOPIC-Jenui masting- ntan'a deepest need This Is ono of tho most dramatic, spectacular Incidents recorded In the lllhlc. It Is n good illustration fot Sunday school teachers on how to tell a story by imagining whnt ono would naturally do. Wo ought to havo our scholars see with their Imagination, tho story of this lesson as though they wcro oyc-wltncsscs of tho whole scene, Tho time was about May or Juno A. D. 128, tho second year of Jesus' ministry, n few weeks following tho last lesson, during which time ho hnd been preach ing nnd healing In tho surrounding country. I. Introduction. Jesuscould testify In a homo ns well ns beforo tho multl-, tudes. Indeed It wns after having tes tified In tho homo (v. 1.) thnt tho crowds gathered nhout tho doorway, for It wns not known thnt ho was there, until somo days after ho hnd been In tho house. Luko tells us that tho crowds which cume, emtio not only from Galileo but Judcn and even Je rusalem. Jesus did his work so well In tho homo that wherever ho wns, tho world wore n path to his doorway. No tice verso two; when tho crowd gath ered about, ho spoko unto them "the word." In this wo boo n parable. Many a successful mnn, when ho bo comes popular, forgets to preach tho pure Gospel, tho Word of Life. j II. An Impelling Need (vv. 0:4) J This man who had paralysis, 1. o., dla-j nblcd on onu side, was not only de- prlved of his sensation but his power, of motion. Ah to tho cnuso of his diffi culty, his previous character of life,' thcro Is no word of suggestion. Wo sco abundant cvldenco today, however, to know tbnt many such enscs nro tho results of our own debaucheries and ono would gather from tho courso which Jesus pursued with this mnn that perhaps his caso wns llkowlso tho result of his early Bin. Tho teacher might well read In this connection Luke 10:11-10. Of courso, this man may not havo been a prodigal son. Nevertheless, ho had ns much Buffer ing ns though ho had been and as far as ho himself was concerned, ho was helpless, n plcturo of nil sinners. lie, however, 'had friends, very enterpris ing ones. And so putting him upon th doublo quilt or coverlet, which could hi rolled together In a bundlo of moderate size, they carried him Into tho pres ence of tho master. III. Jesus Forgives and Defends Hli Rights (vv. 5:12). Tho crowd was so great about tho houso thnt "they could not como nigh unto htm for tho press." They were not, however, discouraged but leaving tho crowd, they went up tho usual outsldo stairs, bearing the sick man with them unto tho roof which "they uncovered" literally they dug through tho flat roof made of brandies and twigs and covered with earth, and which could bo as easily re paired. Travelers In eastern countries have often seen a Blmllar act perform ed even in this day. They then let down the bed or mattress by tho four corners. The roof was so low that no cords wcro needed nnd thoso below received the man from tho hands ot tho four upon tho roof and placed him In front of Jesus. Jesus commends "their deed" as Indicated In all threo of tho Gospel records. Not nlono phys ical obstacles had to be overcome, but tho nttitudo of tho scribes (v. 7). Was It right, was It honest to break through tho roof of a man's house? Would they mako It good? Wns tho owner glad to havo had It dono? Jesus did not hesltato or speculate over such questions, but goes at onco to tho lssuo and Bald to tho man sick of tho palsy, "Son, bo of good cheer, thy sins bo (nre) forgiven thee." Seo Matthew's and Mark's account. "Son," Is a word of endearment; tho word "bo" Is not as strong in the old form as tho word "aro" forgiven. Jesus went at onco to tho unhealed wound In tho soul, tho senso of unforglvcn sin. Forgiveness Is not of' tho judgo who sentences "not guilty," but a father who welcomes and restores one to sonshlp. It Is res toration to life. Tho Ulblo story of tho prodigal son and that scene pic tured In tho Boventh chapter of Luke, tho feast whero Jesus dealt with a woman of tho city, who ministers unto him, are good Illustrations of tho mas ter's nttitudo of mind on this occasion. The scribes charged blasphemy which s to slander God and speak treason against him. Blasphemy Is practical ly uttered treason. Ho perceived theli Inmost thoughts and answered them (v. 0). To forglvo Bin, or to com- j inund tho mnn to rlso wcro both dl vino acts; ho could do either; ho prov cd ono by tho uso of tho other, nil command to tho .young man to takt up his bed was u test to bo proved bj tho man's faith. Thnt tho euro wui complete wo know, for ho Immediate' ly ttroso. To "nrlso" wns a physical Impossibility; to "tuko up his bed" permitted no rclapsa. StopThat Catarrh It weakens you and dis gusts your friends. It offers a prepared ground for dangerous diseases. It will not get well by itself, but many thous ands of just such cases have yielded to PERUNA which for forty-five years has been the household's standby in catarrh and debility during conval escence from grip. Experience has taught a great number that Peruna is a reliable tonic that olds the membranes in recovering from inflammatory conditions, regu lates tho appetite and dears away the waste. At your druggists. THE PERUNA COMPANY Celutntrai, Ohio Tho Proof of It. "Marriage must be n failure." "How do you mnke that out?" "From the obvious fact that every single woman Is mlss-mate'd when she's married." Cutlcura Stops Itching. The Soap to elennso nnd Ointment to sootho nnd heal most forms of ltchlnr. burning skin nnd scalp affections. Ideal for toilet use. For free samples address, "Cutlcura, Dcpt. X, Boston." Sold by druggists and by mail. Soap 25, Ointment 25 nnd CO. Adv. Sicilian Nut Crop Small. The crop of nlmonds this year has been very small In Sicily, being only nbout 15,000 bags of 220 pounds. There nre, however, 40,000 bags re maining from last year. In conse-' Qticncc of tho short crop prices have remained high, nnd buyers nro pnylng .t:i5 llro per bag. At normal exchango the llro Is worth 10.3 cents, United States currency.) Tho filbert crop has been abundant this senson nnd Ih estimated nt 150,060 bags of 220 pounds. There is nono of the old crop left. Tho prlco la 142 lira n bng. The new pistachio crop Is good and thcro Is n considerable quantity of tha old crop still remaining In tho shell. Tho prlco Is nbout 2s. Od. (GO cents) a pound. Commerce Reports. Knife and Fork. The Tlgcr-llawk tells the story of a patrician soldier's mistake. Pcrclval I'ontpercy of tho city Introduced hlra Belf to n Bcnr-fnced messmate some thing after this manner: "I nm charmed to form your nc qunlnlnnco and trust It will ripen Into n friendship thnt will endure. I ob serve you have combated tho dread disease, smallpox." Tho "Old Sixther" looked him over, smothered tho Illy white hand In a big brown ono nnd replied: "I am one of tho Dlkcscs. A badger from DIttcr Creek. A rldgo runner nnd a go-glttcr, nnd got web feet. Have a chaw? But I ain't had no smallpox I learned how to cat with a fork." Kansas City Times. Quite a Zoo of 'Em. Jamie Gee, your grandma Is a spry old Indy. Jennie Well, hndn't she ought to bo? Her father lived to be a centaur and her mother was almost a centi pede. St Louis Republic. Plans uro being made to clear vast tracts of lnnd In the Straits Settle ments for tho production of bananas. inereisnopurar or more healthful food fir children than GmpeNuts Its natural sweet ness appeases the, child's appetite for. added sugar and thequanityofmilk or cream needed is ahout half that required for the ordinary cereal. GRAPE-NUTS IS AN ECONOM1CALFOOD 7T Br w3 I asTsli ttti j O 1 m 2i"TPJ I