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BILLION FOR HOllli
EXPENDITURE 8HOW8 COSTLI.
NESS OF THE WAR
NEED TWO-YEAR TRAINING
Will Be Doing Well If Americans Get
Into Field by That Time
Brazil a New Factor
In War
Washington Government expendi
ture of ono billion dollars, is tho record
tho month of October has established
nt tho treuBtiry department. Tho totul,
which Includes loans to tho allies, mny
exceed oven this htigo sum, possibly
by $100,000,000. TIiub far, it stands at
$085,342,387. It Bhows avorngo cxpen
diturcs of approximately $42,000,000
daily, or almost $30,000 every minute
of tho day and night.
Tho Increase In tho daily expendi
tures is greater at tho present tlmo
than it wob a month ago and is stead
ily growing. A two billion dollar
month, officials assert, Is not far off.
It may bo reached, with tho retire
ment of short tlmo treasury certificates
to be sent out of liberty bond re
ceipts by mid-winter. Expenditures
for tho fiscal year thus far liavo
reached tho total of $3,446,GG9,7G4, of
which $1,770,700,000, or moro than
half, Is represented by loans to tho
allies. These loans and tho interest
upon them are to bo repaid to this
government by tho borrowers and,
. thoreforo, do not represent actual ex
ponso to tho American people
Brazil New Factor In War.
Rio Janolro. Tho tribunes of the
chamber of deputies woro filled to ca
pacity to discuss tho question of a
break with Germany, and after a do
bato on tho opportuneness of pro
claiming martial law, tho president of
tho diplomatic commission spoko in
favor of a law worded as follows: "A
atato of war botweon Drnzll and Ger
many is horoby acknowledged and
proclaimed. The president of tho re
public is authorized to adopt tho meas
ures enunciated In his message of Oc
tober 25 and tako all stops nocessary
to Inauro national defonso and public
socurity.
President Braz has sanctioned tho
proclamation of a stato of war with
Germany, and tho senate unanimously
approved tho proclamation.
NEED TWO YEAR8 OF TRAINING
Americans Will Do Well to Take Field
In That Time.
St. Louis, Mo. Hamilton Fyfe, war
correspondent for tho Northclfffe
nowspapors, a mombor of Lord North
cllffo'a party, speaking nt a local club,
doclarod that from what ho had seen
at tho front tho American army would
do very well it it woro ready to tako
tho field after two years' train Ing.
"I have bcon called a possimlst for
expressing this opinion," ho Bald. "But
I bollevo It Is much better to try to
see things as thoy are than to In
dulge in falao hopea. Tho German na
tion prepared for fifty years to win
this war and thoy havo not won It yet.
"Every defeat that tho British and
French have Buffered on tho western
front has been duo to unprepared'
noss."
American Boys on Firing Line
With tho American Army in Franco
Amorlcan troops are In tho first-lino
trenches on tho French front. Tho
artillery fired tho first shot of tho war
at 6 o'clock in tho morning of a recont
day at a Gorman working party. There
has beon intermittent artillery fighting
slnco.
A holmoted Infantry marched In
without knowoldgo of tho enemy, on
the samo night through rain and mud.
Tho French soldiers In the trenches
welcomed them enthusiastically. Tho
Americans have shelled German posi
tions and troops, tho enemy Bonding
shell for shell. Tho first shell case
will bo sent to President Wilson.
Liberty Loan Marked Success
Washlngton--Socrctnry McAdoo nn
Bounces that tho second liberty loan
was an overwhelming success, it has
apparently passed tho $6,000,000,000
mark. A last day drive of titanic pro
portions throughout tho nation round
ed up moro than 91,000,000,000, and be
lieved to have carried tho total sev
eral hundred million dollars beyond
the maximum sum treasury officials
had hoped for.
Italy Unable to 8 tern the Tide
Berlin, via London Tho capturo ot
100,000 Italians and moro than 700
guns is reported in tho ofllclal com
t munlcatlon from genoral headquartors
Which declares that tho Italian sec
ond and third armies aro In retreat
Tho entire Merckom peninsula, near
DIxmudc, has boon captured by the
entente forces, according to tho British
official communication.
Paris Tho cabinet mot to deter
mine upon co-operation of tho allies
on tho Italian front. Prostdent Poln
caro presided.
Situation In Ireland Serious.
London. Tho Borlousnoss of tho sit
uation in Ireland is insisted upon by
a correspondent of tho Daily Mail, who
has beon following tho Sinn Fein do
ings for sovoral weeks. Ho says the
whole of west Ireland Is on tho verge
of armed rebellion, and continuos;
"Tho young priests in Profossor Do
Valora's train havo suddenly awak
ened to tho danger of tho spark thoy
helped to kindlo and aro now trying
to quench it, but I fear it has gono too
far. The militant Sinn Felners aro
at the top of thoir stride."
THE AGGRESSIVE ALLIES
VWIUT,)
WASHINGTON STAR,
PEACE NOT IN SIGHT
BRITISH PREMIER MAKES STATE
MENT AT MASS MEETING.
Says Russia's Military Collapse Pre
vents Triumph of the Allies
This Year.
London, Oct. 1M. "I have ncanned
tho horizon Intently," Premier Lloyd
George stated, "and cnu see no terms
In sight which will lend to enduring
pence. The only terms now possible
would mean nn nrmed truce ending In
nn even more frightful struggle."
Tho prime minister was addressing
nn eiithuslustle mnss meeting of 10,
000 persons In Albert hnll, called to
Inaugurate n nntlnn-wldc campaign ot
economy.
The premier said he had hoped the
enemy's terrible power might bo bro
ken tills year, but thnt'tho temporary
collapse of the Russian military power
hnd postponed this hope. Time, how
ever, was on the side of tho allies, ho
lidded. Time once was neutral, but
two things had changed thlB namely,
tho advent of America, whoso man
power was tho best fighting material
In the world, and tho increasing fall
uro of the German submnrlno war.
Tho nllles were working In tho
greatest harmony. Mr. Lloyd-Gcorgo
continued. He Bald they wcro on the
eve of the most' important Ititer-nlllcd
conference ever held, at which for tho
ilrst tlmo representatives of America
and of the Itusslnn democracy would
bo present. Ho stated that the con
ference meant to determine tho ulti
mate issue of the wnr.
It must bo settled now, once for nil,
ho declared. If tho war should be re
newed after BO years moro of scientific
application it would mean tho death
of civilization.
10 CONGRESSMEN IN LONDON
Party Will Visit House of Commons
and Battlefields of France
and Italy.
London, Oct. 20. A pnrty of ten
American congressmen has arrived in
London. Tho members are beginning
nn unofficial tour of the wnr area to
acquaint themselves with existing con
ditions. They purpose to visit tho bnt
tlo fields In France and some of them
will go to Italy. They will visit tho
house of commons and Ambassador
Page will glvo a dinner In their honor,
which former Premier AsquUh and
other prominent persons will attend.
The members of congress in tho
pnrty are Parker of New Jersey, "ay
lor of Colorado, Johnson of Washing
ton, Goodwin of Arkansas, Stevens of
Nebrnska, Tlmberlake of Colorado,
Dill of Washington, Hicks of New
l'ork, Miller of Washington, and Dale,
of Vermont.
U. S. SHIP FIGHTS U-BOAT
Steamer Battles With Submarine Until
American Destroyer Comes to
the Rescue.
A French Seaport, Oct. 27. Escap
ing from a German submarine after
n bitter fight lasting nearly four hours,
with seven of her crew wounded, two
of them seriously, nn American stenm
er of the Luckenbach line nrrlved hero
from an American port. The timely In
tervention of an American torpedo
boat alone saved the ship from being
sent to the bottom. The stubbornness
of the battle Is Indicated by the fact
that tho submarine fired 234 shots nt
tho steamer, which responded with
more than 200 shotB.
Cubans Buy Bonds.
Havana, Oct. 20. The sale of Lib
erty bonds here lias passed the $1,000,
000 mark, the amount allotted to Cuba
for disposal.
Convict 27 Germans Under Spy Act
Sioux Falls, S. D., Oct. 27. Twenty
seven German socialists of Hutchin
son county, S. t., wero found guilty
on threo counts of un Indictment
charging vlolntlon of tho espionage
net In federal court here.
Soldier Mortally Shot.
Charlotte, N. C, Oct. 27. Frederick
von Bethovcn, an Oregon National
Guard prlvnto nt Camp Greene, was
shot and mortally wounded when ho
broke uway from military police serv
ing a warrant on him,
V iSTiAilL ".- Ee'
Vt r 0F 9 Cimm
BIG FRENCH VICTORY
PIERCE ENEMY'S P08ITION TO
DEPTH OF TWO MILE8.
Capture 7,500 Germans and 25 Heavy
Guns When Several Important
Villages Were Taken. -
Pails, Oct. 25. In one of the swift
est and most dashing blows of the war
the French troops fuuushutl through
tho German lines north of the Alsne
to n depth of more than two miles nt
one point, inflicted heavy losses on the
enemy and captured more than 7,f00
prisoners nnd 25 heuvy guns nnd Held
guns. Several Important villages also
fell Into the hands of the French ac
cording to tho war ofllco announce
ment. The French achieved ono of tho
most Important victories of recent
months' fighting when they swept for
ward, capturing Allemont, Vaudesson
nnd Malmulson forts.
With the French Armies In tho
Field, Oct. 25. The Lafayette esca-
drllle of American flyers Is participat
ing In an attack on the Alsno deliv
ered In grent force by the French.
British Front In Frnnce and Bel
glum, Oct. 25. The new ullled lino
established In Monday's limited at
tack astride the'Ypres-Staden railway
Is still Intact, with the exception ot
the loss on the southern fringe of
Houtholst wood of one fortified farm,
from which tho British wero forced to.
fall back Monday evening," when tho
Germans delivered n heavy local coun-ter-attuck.
It was hard fighting at numerous
points, nnd the Germans lost heavily,
especially In the region of Poelcnpelle.
Large numbers of enemy dend wero
reported this morning lying In front
of the British advanced posts.
Tho fighting was especially sevcro
near the pont of junction of the Brit
ish and French forces. The Germnn
defenses on the outskirts of tho wood
woro strong, and tho enemy fell back,
battling determinedly with machine
guns and rifles.
BAKERS ARE TO BE LICENSED
Makers of American Bread to Be Un
der Control of the Federal Food
Administration.
Washington, Oct. 20. The Amerlcun
bnkcrs nro to be licensed. They will
be compelled to operate directly un
der the federal food administration
after November 1. As n consequence,
Food Director Hoover says, bread
prices will como down. Details of
the license plan havo not yet been
worked out. That Is a matter now un
der consideration by Hoover nnd his
various assistants. But Hoover him
self Insists that whatever the method
the result must bo n cheaper loaf of
bread.
HEAD OF MINERS RESIGNS
John P. White, President of United
Mine Workers, to Be
Fuel Adviser.
Iqdlrinapolls, Ind.. Oct. 27. John P.
White resigned on Thursday as presi
dent of the United Mine Workers of
America. Ho will he succeeded ns
president of tho organization by Frank
J. Hayes, vice president of the union.
Mr. White will start Sunday for Wash
ington to assume his duties as adviser
to Harry A. Garfield, national fuel ad
ministrator. Will Survey Coal.
St. Louis, Oct. 25. Lieutenant Gov
ernor Crossley of Missouri, state fuel
admlnlstrntor, said ho would make nn
Immediate survey of Missouri coal pro
duction nnd the fuel needs of the stave.
Vlrtunlly nil tho coal used In Missouri
Is mined In Illinois.
American Ship Is Lost
Buenos Aires. Oct. 20. Sinking of
the American stenmer Santn Elcnn,
with 24 being lost, was reported In dis
patches. Tho vessel was sunk near
Ferrol. Tho captain and ono sailor
were tho solo survivors.
Supply of Candy Cut
Philadelphia, Oct. 20. Tho sugar
supply of all candy factories In this
city wns cut through n telegram re
ceived from George M. Rolph, sugar
representative In tho federal food administration.
MEANS LEFT TO THE
INDIVIDUAL SCHOOLS
DI8CU88 METHODS OF 8AVINQ
8TATE'8 CORN CROP
NEWS FROM STATE CAPITAL
Items of Varied Interest Gathered
from Reliable Sources
at the State
House
At a mcotlng of tho State Educa
tors' conference at Lincoln it was
voted to recommend that all schools
and colleges do all possible to nld
in tho harvesting of tho corn crop but
tho Bpcclflc method by which that was
to bo dono wns left to tho Individual
schools.
Nearly fifty representatives ot stato
educational Institutions and farmors'
organizations attended . Tho princi
ple representatlvo of tho farmers was
President Gustafson of tho Stato
Farmers' union. Chancellor Samuel
Avery, Exccutlvo Dean Carl C. Eng
berg nnd Prof. A. A. Reed of tho Uni
versity wcro present.
It was the general opinion that tho
schools could do a great deal townrd
helping with the present harvest and
that it was their duty to do so in that
thoy wero practically the only source
of Bupply of male help that was loft
slnco tho draft and enlistments. Tho
manner in which the aid should bo
givon was the principle point of dis
cussion. TMe representatives of tho farmers
woro ins favor of closing down tho
schools entirely for tho husking
period, whilo tho opinion ot tho pro
fessional educators was that tho most
sorvico could bo rendered tho coun
try by continuing their regular work
and providing for some plan of se
lective conscription so that only thoso
men who would really help would be
sent out.
Chancellor Avery took tho chair for
tho yote and Stato-Suporlntendent W.
H. Clemmons acted as secretary. Tho
movement for complete dismissal was
lost before that of leaving tho method
of rendering aid to each school. The
conferenco voted that steps would bo
taken to see what holidays might be
omitted this year with a view toward
letting students out earlier In tho
spring.
Navy Bean Crop a Disappointment
Nebraska's bean crop is going to
disappoint a largo number of No
braska farmers because the wrong
seed was sold in many sections of
the state, according to information
reaching Lincoln.
In pursuance to a request from the
federal food authorities, tho largest
acreage in the history of the stato
was dovoted to beanB this year and
it was confidently expected that sev
eral hundred thousand bushels would
be raised.
Now it develops that large amounts
of southern navy beans wero Import
ed last May and June for seed and
tho variety is totally unndapted to
Nebraska soil. The southern navy
bean, it is Bald, requires a much
longer season than Nebraska affords.
Frosts comiqg early in October
nipped hundreds of acres of beans
in western Nebraska, it is reported,
beforo the vino had reached maturity,
and in many instances just after tho
podding stage.
Navy Wants Young Men
Several branches of work aro open
to young men between 21 and 35 years
of age, who wish to enlist in tho em
ployment of Undo Sam, among them
aviation and motorboat service. The
qualifications are an experience in tho
operation of gas engines and a moder
ate knowledge of wood or fabric work,
and tho physical examination is the
samo as that for apprentice seaman.
The wages to start with will be I32.G0
a month, besides food, clothing and
medical expenses. The demand for
enlistments Is unlimited, and after an
honorable discharge a man will have
no trouble in obtaining capital to start
in business for himself.
A report has been made to the
chief game warden's office by a
representative of the state health
department who had been at Norfolk,
that waste water from tho North
western railroad roundhouse runs Into
the Elkhorn river and that fish taken
from the stream havo an oily, taste.
People at Norfolk aro complaining
of this. They attribute tho taste to
oil from tho engines which gets Into
the water.
Attorney General Reod has rulod
that nobody but the person who signs
a conveyance ot real estate can be
penalized under tho new Nebraska
law making It a misdemeanor to stato
other than the nctual consideration In
the deed, mortgage or other Instru
ment of transfer. Tho law which the
last legislature passed provides the
grantor of real estato may be fined
in any sum from $100 to $500 for falsi
fying the consideration received for
tho property. It does not cover trans
actions under $100.
State' Big 8weeptjakea Cup
Four feet In height and with a bowl
thirteen Inches across, the big swoop
stakes cup won by tho stato of Ne
braska for the best agricultural ex
hibit at tho International soil products
exhibit has been delivered to Governor
Neville by Arnold Martin ot Dubois
and George W. Doming ot Genova, who
were In charge ot the state's exhibit.
The cup will be held at tho governor's
office for a time as visible evidence ot
Nebraska's superiority In agricultural
VrodactlOH.
NEBRASKA VOTING DISTRICT8
Number Now 1,815, but This Is to Be
Increased Next Year.
Tor tho purpose of answering a num
ber of inquiries, Secretary of Stato
Pool has compiled statistics from each
of tho 03 counties in Nebraska show
ing tho mfmbor of voting districts in
1916 to bo 1,810. Tho figures furthor
show that for 1918 tho number of vot
ing districts will bo increased to 1,860
nt least, as Douglas county has pro
vided for 44 and Lancaster for ono ad
ditional voting districts. Below will
be found a list of tho voting districts
In 1916:
No. Voting
County. Districts.
Adnms 23
AntcloDo 26
No. Voting
County. Districts.
Johnson If,
Krnrnev 17
Arthur 7
Keith 12
Keya Valid 10
Kimball 6
Knox 33
Manner 7
limine
itoono
liox Iluttc H'lincanter C9
lloyd n. Lincoln 47
lirown 16
HufTalo , 31
Kurt 18
llutlor 20
Cans 24
1OKan 7
I .Oll) ,7
Mndlnon 25
Mcl'herHon ..... 6
Meirlck 14
Oilnr 24 Morrill 16
Clmse l.r N'nncp IS
Cherry 42 Nemaha 19
Cheyenne 13 Nuckolls 20
Clay ..,., 20 Otoe 23
Colfax 14 Pawnee 14
Cuming 21 I'eiUlna
11
18
ir
26
13
23
uusier 34 rnciim
Dakota, h Pierce
Dawes 11 Platte
Dawson 22 Polk
Deuel Sited Willow
Dixon If, KIchardHon 21
Dodge 21 Hock 14
Douglas 121 Saline 22
Dundy 16 Karpy 15
Fillmore 20 Saunders 28
Finnklln 17 Hcottshlun 22
Frontier 26 Seward 20
Furnas 20 Sheridan ., 28
Cage 31 Sherman 16
Garden 13 Sioux 18
Uarlleld in Stanton 13
tlosper 11 Thayer 18
C.rant a Thomas 8
Oreeley 16Thurton 11
Hall 21 Vailey 16
Hamilton lb Washington 16
Harlan If, Wayne 17
Hayes 20 Webster 19
Hitchcock 20 Wheeler 12
Holt 40.York 21
Hooker C
Howard 16 Total 1.815
Jefferson 20'
Could Pare Better In Nebraska
Tho department of publicity for Ne
braska is confident that those who go
to the expense of moving from Ne
braska to Orogon "grant land" scenes
could fare a lot better by expending
an equal amount of money In acquir
ing soma pf tho cheap and fertile
land In western and northwestern Ne
braska thnn thoy can on "Oregon
grant land" acres, and in Nebraska
they will be miles and miles nearer
to railroad facilities. Counting rail
road faro for a family of five from cen
tral Nebraska to Oregon, togothor
with freight on household goods, farm
equipment and live stock and tho ex
pense Incurred whilo waiting for a
problematical harvest, and tho wholo
amounts to moro than a good eighty
acre tract of Nebraska land may bo
purchased for land that will respond
with heavy, crops to Intelligent culti
vatlon.
Find Leak at Pen Water Plant
A leaking water pipe at tho peniten
tiary was discovered and a measure
ment showed that it was wasting forty
two gallons a minute or 60,480 gallons
a day. The pipe was underground and
Its discovery was by accident. It may
have beon In this condition for years.
The wasted water was running Into an
old well bored In sandy ground which
apparently absorbed tho waste to such
an extent that there was no overflow.
The leak was shut off and Warden
Fonton reported to tho board of con
trol that tho saving had enabled him
to shut off pumping from ono of the
prison wells.
First Marriage at State House
Tho first marriage ever solemnized
In the state house took place last
week when a young couple, William
Coates and Marie Weber, both of
Friend, wero pronounced one by Judge
Samuel H. Sedgwick of the supremo
court. A fee of $5 given by tho bride
groom to Judge Sedgwick was turned
over to the Red Gross society.
G. A. Sorenson, counselor and assist
ant director of the state legislative
reference bureau, has received notice
of his appointment to tho United
States food administration speakers'
bureau. Tho letter of appolntmont
asks only that he give as much ot his
timo as he can sparo and will not
necessitate his leaving his prosont
work.
Four thousand letters woro returned
In ono day to tho senders from the
Camp Cody postofflco because their
addrasscs wero so incomplete that de
livery waB impossible. Every effort
has boon made to proporly deliver
this mass of misdirected mall
Thero Is a bare possibility that tho
university will close on May 1. At
tho- meeting of tho school men it was
recommended that every school Inves
tigate conditions In Us own locality,
and take such action as it saw fit. Uni
versity authorities aro considering tho
matter, and It Itbecomes evident that
the sowing ot the spring crops will be
facilitated by the dismissal ot uni
versity, there is no doubt that school
will be dismissed. It such a course
Is adopted, It Is probable that school
will bo held on Saturdays, and that
thero will bo no spring vacation.
Federal District Attorney Allen
thinks Nebraska has fow "slackers."
He bases his statement on tho compar
atively small number of persons who
have been charged with a deliberate
attompt to evade the conscription act.
Slnco federal activities havo been
directed against alleged violators ot
tho selective draft law 102 arrests
have been made. Of this number 19
pleaded guilty and received sentences,
31 cases are still pending; two have
boen transferred to the federal Juris
dictions of other states; 36 cases were
dismissed after a hearing.
Suffered For Years
Back and Kidneys Were in
Bad Shape, But Doan's
Removed all the Trouble.
"My kidneys were bo weak that the
least cold I caucht would nffcot llmm
and start my back aching until I ft
couiu imruiy enuuro mo misery, says
Mre. D. C. Boss, 973 Fulton St., Brook
lyn, N. Y. "In the morning when I
first got up, my back
wns so lame, l couia
hardly bend over and
any move sent darts of
pain through my kid
neys. It was hard for
mo to walk up stairs or
stoop, and to move
while lying down sent
darts of pain through
"The kidney sccre- MRS. ROSS
tjons were scanty and distressing and
the water remained in my system, mak
ing my feet and hands swell. There
were dark circles under my eyes and
I became so diuy I could hardly see.
I had rheumatic pains in my knees and
it was all I could do to pet around.
For years I was in that Bhape nnd I
wore plasters and used all Kinds of
medicine to no avail until I tried
Doan'a Kidney Pills. They rid me
of tho trnublo and strengthened my
back and kidneys. When I havo taken
Doan'a since, they have always bene
fited me."
Stcorn to before me.
L. N. VAUGHAN, Notary Public.
Gat Doan'e at Any Store, 60c a Box
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HOW HE SAW THE BALL GAME
Man Carted Dry Goods Box and Bras
Kettle to Grounds to Prevent
Repetition of J n juries.
"I nm a cautious man," snld Mr
Slowboy, "and rnrely plnce myself In
dnngor without tnklng grent precau
tions," and he lifted out of his wagon
a dry goods box and n brass kettle.
"I camo out hero to see a match three
weeks ngo," tho old man explained,
"nnd during tho gnrae n red-hot ball,
right from tho bat, struck .mo like a
cannon shot between the eyes, bent
my spectacles down, broke both glass
es, disarranged my idens, obstructed
my view of tho game nnd knocked mo
down. Then tho catcher and short
stop ran together and stood on me,
and jumped to catch tho ball, nnd
when they enrae down they both
kicked me for getting In the way and
making them miss the ball. And now
I have brought along this dry goods
box to elt In nnd this brass kettlo to'
wear on my head."
And, placidly, safely, but a little
warm withal, he buw the ginmo clear
through. Pittsburgh Chronicle-Telegraph.
The bride falls to observe her hus
band's cloven foot until after she gets
n whiff of his cloven breath.
Our Uvea are but drops in the buck
et of time, yet most of us think we're
tho bucket.
There's
Superior
Flavor
T
POSTUM
as a table beverage.
A package from
the grocer is well
worth a trial, in place
of coffee especially
When Coffee Disagrees!
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