W(ffrtMM Tj r miP'P -J (41 4 ff rjSrf jSv iiwjiwwmmffi.. BED CLOUD, NEBRASKA, CHIEF 1 I s ENDS ICES HOOVER DECLARE8 "CORNER HAS BEEN TURNED IN HIGH COST OF FOOD." PUTS BLAME ON RETAILERS Asserts Wholesale Prices Aro Much Lower Now Than a Year Ago and Urges Pressure on Dealers and Farmers. Wellington, Oct. 20. Food Admin istrator Hoover announced on Thins dny "Unit the comer has been turned In high prices." Ho lias gone us far ns he can In price reduction, ho buys, uud ussiiIIh the retailers for not doing their part. Tho next congress will pruahlily he naked to give lilni power to force tin' retnllcrs to nh.stntii from prollteertug. Mr. Hoover Hays: "Most of the essential commodities ehotild, ono lifter another, continue to uliow reductions between now nnd the end of the year. Tho food adminis trator has no control of either tho grower or his organizations, nor of the great majority of retailers. "Tho distribution chain lying be tween tho warehouse, wholesalers, commission men and manufacturers of prime commodities has required n great deal of study nnd development for Its proper regulation, and these regulations nro coming Into force now." Mr. Hoover said he had every hope tho retailers will co-operate, ns tho farmers nnd other food hnndlers nro co-opcrntlng, to feed tho nation nnd tho nllles nt reasonable prices. Every body nlong tho lino down to the re taller, ho declared, already Is helping. But rctnll prices do not by nny means reflect tho wholcsalo prices. Ho ndded : "It Is neccssnry to securo n lnrgo production, to maintain fair and re munerative prices to the producers. Whllo their expenses bavo Increased daring tho past year, the prices de manded for certain commodities are not warranted. Tho Intermediate han dling trades nro being placed under Regulation; they aro co-operating well with tho food administration, nnd the 'speculation and profiteering nre now generally n thing of the pnst. "Tho retnllcrs need tho co-operation of consumers In reducing deliveries, and their success In nil measures' will rest largely upon tho support they re celvo from local authorities." Summarized, his review follows: Flour. The current prices nt which flour Is sold at tho mill in Juto bngs vary with tho locality nnd freight charges on whent, Toledo showing tho (lowest prices at $10 for tlrst patent and $9.70 for second pntent ; the high est being Buffalo, at $10.70 for first pntent nnd $10.70 for second patent. Tho nverngo retnll prlco on flr3t patents In 700 cities on October 13 was $13.77, or from $l.GO to $2 per I barrel higher thnn Is warranted by 'tho prlco being pnld to tho millers. Tho retail price has not responded to millers' reductions. Benns. Tho bean harvest Is esti mated by the department of ngrlcul turo nt approximately 7,000,000,000 bushels In excess of Inst year. Tho growers associations ure holding benns nt from 13 to 15 cents per pound, ns against nn nverngo price Inst year of 8 cents. There has been 100 per cent Incrcnso in the Mnnchurlnn 'bean crop and It Is now estimated nt 2,000,000 tons. Owing to shipping shortage practically the only outlet Is to the United States, nnd these beans will flow Into tho Amerlenn market from December much below the prices 'now being demanded. Corn. Tho harvest this yenr Is GOO, 000,000 to 700,000,000 bushels over lust year, nnd will be generally available about tho end of November. The prlco stands nt $1.00 In Chicago. New corn la quoted In Chicago at $1.13 for De cember nnd Indicates a -10 per cent Idrop in the prlco of cornmenl. Potatoes. Tho harvest Is 59 per cent In excess of Inst yenr. The prlco nt tho leading points varies from $1.50 to '$2.80 per 100 pounds. It Is higher thnn nt this period Inst year and Is due to n tendency on tho part of tho producer to hold for higher prices, and to tho temporary Inability of the rail roads to furnish cars. Sugar. Beet sugar prices aro being controlled by the manufacturers on n "basis that should reach tho retailer from 8 to 8& cents per pound. A tem porary shortngo In tho Northeastern states gives no warrant for advances by retullers to over 9 cents. Beef. Beef already shows some tendency toward reduction In whole sale prices, but theso have not been eo fnr rellected by tho retailer. Tho price of beef nt the pnekers' door Is 14 cents per pound, ns compared with 10 cents In July. But the aver ago retail prlco of round steak In 790 cities is 31 cents per pound, against 27 cents In July. MitvlranA PlrA nn II c D.4-l ...wn-.-..... . ..w ., w. w, r-uui. o Mnrfn, Tex., Oct. 20. Mexicans fired Upon un American army patrol at San Jose, sixty miles south of here, on tho Rio Grande, according to a report brought hero from tho river. Tho llro was returned by tho nrmy pntrol. German Rebels Sent to Front Amsterdam, Oct. 20. German sail ors who took part In tho recent mutiny at WUhelmshavpn hnvo been sent to the western front to fight in tho trenches, nccording to Information from a German source, THE rmu WHITE SOX WINNERS CHICAGOAN3 DEFEAT GIANTS IN 8IXTH GAME OF SERIES. Capture World's Championship When They Take the Contest by a Score of 4 to 2. New York, Oct. 17. The White Sox are world's champions, because they are the best balanced ball club In the business. They nro the best club In n long campaign, and tho best in a short series. They nro sd consistently good that they can beat nny team they meet when there Is glory nt stuke, and they deserve all the credit that can bo handed to them for tho honors they hnvo won. They won the sixth nnd de ciding gamo by n score of 4 to 2. Fa ber pitched for tho Sox und Benton for tho Giants. World's Series Composite Box Score. White Sox. Player. R. H. A. E.D.AV.F.AV. LlebolJ, rf 1 2 0 0 .400 1000 J; 9?"ln8. rf 2 0 1 3 .ZSG .622 McMullln. 3b 1 3 13 0 .125 1000 E. Collins. 2b 4 9 23 0 .409 1000 JackBon, If 4 7 0 0 .305 1000 Fclsch, cf 4 6 2 0 .273 1000 aandll, lb 16 4 1 .261 .086 Weaver, as 3 7 14 4 .333 .Kfl Sclmlk, c 16 6 2 .203 .650 1-aber. p 0 18 0 .143 1000 Cicotte, p 0 16 1 .143 .857 Russell, p 0 0 0 0 .000 .090 Danforth, p 0 0 10 .000 1000 Williams, p 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 iUsberg 0 10 0 .000 .000 xLynn 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 Total 21 54 78 12 Ts74 H&6 Waben: batted for Danforth In fourth KOino and for Clcotto In fifth gainv. xLynn batted for Wllllnins tn fifth eamo, Giants. Player. R. H. A. E.D.AV.F.AV. Burns, If 3 5 0 0 .227 1000 Herzog, 2b 1 6 12 2 .316 .923 Knurr, cf 2 4 0V .160 .875 Zlmmormnn, 3b.. 1 3 14 2 .120 .9J0 Fletcher, Ha 2 5 17 3 .200 .896 Robertson, rf 3 11 2 1 ,c.16 .8SS Ilolke, lb 2 6 0 1 .286 .985 McCarty, e 12 11 .400 .883 Rarlden, a 2 6 10 0 .334 1000 Bailee, p 0 18 0 .ICG 1000 Porrltt, p 0 2 10 1000 1000 Schupp. p 0 13 0 .250 1000 AmlorHon, p 0 0 10 ,00u 1000 Tesrcau, p 0 0 0 0 .OX .000 Benton 0 0 2 0 .000 1000 xWllholt 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 Total 17 51 71 U 263 Is! xWllholt "batted for Perrltt In second Knmo and for Bontnn In sixth Kiime. McCarty batted for Porrltt In sixth Knmo. White Sox 0 2 2 9 0 13 3 1-21 Qliinls 2 2 0 5 4 0 2 2 0-17 CAPTURE ISLAND FROM RUSS Berlin Announces Victory on Moon Isle Battleship Slava Destroyed In Gulf of Riga. Berlin, Oct. 20. Tho German forces have captured Moon island, nccording to tho ofllelnl statement Issued on Thursday. Tho Germans have taken 10,000 pris oners and CO guns and much other ma terial on Ocsel Island, the war olllco reports. Tho Russian nnval forces In the Gulf of IMgn have been trapped by tho Germans, according to the an nouncement. Potrograd, Oct. 20. A naval battle has occurred in the Gulf of ltlgn be tween Itusslnn and German battle ships, the war oillce announces. The llusslau battleship Slava was sunk as tho result of being hit sev eral times beneath tho water line. Nearly all the members of the crow were saved by Itusslnn torpedo-boats. Adolph Germer Is Freed. Grand Itnplds, Mich., Oct. 20. Adolph Germer, executive secretary of tho Socialist party, and ten other per sons wero acquitted by n Jury hero of charges of conspiracy against tho se lective army net. Passenger Train Held Up. Dycrsburg, Tcnn., Oct. 20. A pas scnger train on tho Chicago, Memphis & Gulf railroad was hold up by rob bers nt Mlston, Tenn. The express car saef was dynamited and n large sum of money taken. s r IK k irr" t AAachihotsolouo Atife -s Oreoklrn SUM S&JSSgp li&ftlUj-y DUET PEACE! COAL MINERS STRIKE UNION LEADERS CALL ACTION OF MEN "OPEN REBELLION." Men Quit Work Because of Failure of National Administrator to Order Immediate Increase. Chicago, Oct. 18. John E. Wllllnins, newly nppolnted federal coal adminis trator for Illinois, on Tuesdny sent n report to Washington on the Illinois coal initio strike situation Indlcntlng thnt fully 70,000 tons n day of produc tion had been cut off, thnt there wns fear of the trouble spreading nnd thnt lmmcdlnto action was urgent. Tho fuel udmlnlstrntor nnd tho miners' union olllclnls Joined In de claring the situation to bo one of open rebellion, existing wage agreements being regarded as "scraps of paper." The trouble was precipitated by the failure of Natlonnl Administrator Gar field to order Immediate Increases In Illinois coal prices and of tho ralno operators In turn to put extra pay In the miners' envelopes. St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 18. Miners struck on Tuesday at several mines near Belleville, 111., nt some of tho mines of the Southern Coal, Coko and Mining company, nt two Donk Bros.' mines nt Colllnsvlllo nnd Muryvllle, III. and at tho Lumaghl mines at Mnryvlllo. Altogether about twenty mines in tho Illinois field near St. Louis were affected. Sprlngileld, 111., Oct. 18. Ten thou sand miners In central Illinois nro on strike asking n 10 per cent increase in wages. U. S. TO PUNISH LOAN FOES Secretary McAdoo Asks Banks of the Country to Report Names of Objectors. Washington, Oct. 20. The govern ment set In motion the machinery to npprehend nnd punish pro-German workers who have started an organ ized campaign In more than a dozen states to defeat the Liberty loan. By telegraph from Salt Lake City Secretary McAdoo authorized the Ismi mice of n statement hero calling on all banks upon which German pressure has been brought to benr In an effort to Induce them not to aid the loan to report the circumstances to him, and promising to prosecute to tho limit of the law the "disloyal and traitorous persons" making such nttempts nt In timidation. U. S. TO BE IN THE WAR ZONE Germany Plans U-Boat Raids on Coasts of United States and Canada. London, Oct. 18. According to news from Berlin In an undated dispatch received by the admiralty by wireless press Germany is expected shortly to declare tho coasts of the United States, Canada und Cuba war zones. Bars Russ Clergy. I'etrograd. Oct. 1(1. Tho orthodox council, at a meeting In Moscow, has decided against permitting tho clergy to participate In the provisional par. Ilament. Relax Export Ban on Fats. Wnshlugton, Oct. 20. Prohibition of the export of butler and Inrd, cotton seed oil nnd other fats will bo relaxed Nllght'.y in tho caso of tho West Indies, Mexico, Central and South American countries. Army Order Cites Lufbury. I'nris, Oct. 20. Lieut. Itaoul Luf. bury of Walllngford, Conn., member of tho Franco-American Hying corps, who has scored many victories, brought down his thirteenth enemy nw-clilue. NEBRASKA'S RICHES ASSESSMENT FIGURES 8HOW IN CREA8E IN WEALTH HEWS FROMJTATE CAPITAL Items of Varied Interest Gathered from Reliable Sources at the Stato House Nobraskn hogs assessed for taxa tion in 1917 nro worth $10,000,000 inoro than tho swlno owned within tho stato hiBt yenr, taking actual valuo ns a basis of comparison or $2,000,000 in crcaso in tho assossed value. Cattle this year aro valued at $30, 000,000 abovo 1916, actual worth, or $C,000,000 on tho assessed valuo basis. Corn on Nebraska's farms and in her olevntors shows a gain of $11,000,000 actual value, or $2,200,000 nsscsscd valuo. Tho total valuo of automobiles owned and used la Nebraska this year Is $12,000,000 in excess of 1910, giving an Increase of $2,400,000 In assessed worth of this class of property. Money on hand or deposited In banks STATE'S EXPENSES Bills Aggregate Nearly $1,500,000, and Are Materially Higher than Usual Summary of tho Expenditures. Stato expenditures for tho months of July, August nnd Scptomber, ac cording to a quarterly report Issued by State Auditor W. II. Smith, amounted to $1,4G5,395.74, as com pared with $1,255,485.31 for the previ ous quarter and $1,577,072.17 during tho first quarter of tho year when tho legislature was in session and consti tuted nn added oxponso upon tho stato treasury. Nearly half of the total expendi tures for tho past threo months woro for tho support of tho stato university and tho normal schools. A summary of expenditures shows that salaries during tho last quarter increased over tho previous quarter from $352,269 to $470,891. Milcago Salaries uuiPr services nnu expenses Hooks nnd printing Telephono nnd telegraph Transportation, telephono nnd telegraph, 1G Institutions and the board Postngo Mileage nnd traveling expenses Furniture nnd equipment Olllco supplies Articles of food nnd clothing Fuel, light nnd power Machinery, tools nnd supplies Permanent improvement!! to buildings nnd grounds Permnnent Improvements (University) New lands and buildings University departmental expense Use In prosecution Deficiency Htnte Institution Libraries State aid bridge State aid road Physical plant .improvements (4 normul schools) Purchase of Instruments General repairs Legislative expenditures Grading papers Miscellaneous claims Single miscellaneous Items 9 068 07 Reimbursement members N. N. G ' Support of National Guard nnd armory rentul ' s.YsV.GS Express, freight and drnynge, (4 normal SCholO) 1 13K 41 Mobilization. H. H. S02 Isosh'-'S Procuring abstracts of land ,v..o Aid of school districts ' Hchool apportionment ' KIro Commission Electric power and water extension. Huprcme court reports Aid to normal training Purchnse of books Upkeep of the Governor's mansion Miscellaneous roglsters n gain of $15,000,000 this year, swelling the taxable property list by $3,000,000. Theso aro a few of tho items in a compilation prepared by Secretary Bornecker of tho stato board of equal ization. The total gain In all kinds of wealth within the annum is $14,000,000 actual value, or $28,000,000 assossed valuo. Nebraska's Four-Minute Men Professor M. M. Fogg, Lincoln, Btato chairman of tho "four-mlnuto men" of Nebraska, organized eight additional Nebraska towns last week. To date' thoro aro moro than sixty towns in tho stato which aro organized, making a total of 300 speakers. At present thoro aro 300 moving plcturo thoatres in Nebraska. Of this number over 100 nre being talked In ov'cry night by four mlnuto men." Tho total number of towns In tho United Slates organized is 1,200. The total number of speak ers Is 13,000, At present tho subject of tholr talks Is Liberty bonds. Af tor this campaign is over thoy will bo Instructed to talk on something elso. Tho organization will bo continued un til tho ond of tho war. To Be Glvdn Leave of Absence Within tho next few weoks bo3 In attendance at tho farm school will bo givon lcavo of absence to husk corn. Thoso who tako tho necessary two or threo weoks off at that timo will at tend school during tho Thanksgiving vacation and also during tho Christ mas vacation, prlvnto tutoring also be ing offered by tho School of Agrlcul turo. For thoso students thoro will only bo a dny off at Thanksgiving and a day off nt Christmas. Thoy will :omploto tho school year in tho spring. Will bo Permitted to Finish Studies Govornor Novlllo has boon notlflod of a now ruling by tho war depart ment under which studonts In dotal colleges will bo put upon tho samo basis as medical collogo students, Upon application to tho surgeon gen eral of tho army for assignments to tho dental rosorvo corps their names will bo cortiflcd to exemption boards for discharge from tho draft and thoy will bo allowed to stay in school until thoy finish. Aftor that timo thoy will be called into the dental reserve of the army. PREPARINGFOR MEETINGS Organized Agriculture Will Convent at Lincoln, January 14 Officers of tho associations compris ing organized ngriculturo of Nebraska hold tholr annual motlng at agricul tural hall at tho stato farm last wook to elect a commlttoo to tako charge of tho sovonteonth annual mooting f organized ngriculturo January, 1918. Tho committco named wore W. R. Mcllor, chairman; Dean E. A. Burnett, W. S. Whitten, It. W. McGlnnls, Prof. C. W. Pugsley, H. J. Gramllch ami E. R. Daniclson. Thoro aro now thlrty-flvo associa tions affiliated or connected with or ganized agriculture and twonty-flve of them aro expected to furnish pro grams. Prof. C. W. Pugsloy Is tho secretary of tho committco. It is planning for tho ( biggest nnd host meetings in tho history of organized ngriculturo. Special emphasis will bo given in making up tho programs to war conditions now prevailing In the country. Tho date of tho meetings is from January 14 to January 19. Navy Wants Wireless Men Any young man of good character, IS years or more of ago, who has had a high school education, or has done such work as stenography, can enroll in the United Slates navy for tho duration of tho war, learn wireless, seo tho war from a reserved scat, and FOR LAST QUARTER and traveling expenses Increased from $14,810 to ?26,Q70. Strango ns it mny seem tho increased cost of food nnd clothing is not rellected in tho re port. Tho cost of food nnd articles of clothing for stato Institutions dropped from $19,934 to $17,114. Tho state's postage bill is about tho same, a little over $8,000. Kuol and lights during tho threo months dropped from $45,093 to $23,944. A total of $18,0S9 was spent for tho mobilization of national guard troops for service In the army, nnd $8,754 was spent for tho support of tho na tional guard and armory rental. Tho following is tho auditor's sum mary of expenditures, for tho threo months: Third On.iitor Second Quarter $ 352,269.84 (.0,272.015 37,049.41 2,314.25 8,231.31 8,854.94 14.816.52 47,211.29 132.757.27 19,934.29 4.-I.093.05 27,266.80 48.372.0C ""C5,59l!23 23.946.95 1,426.08 12,707.30 tO'l.lG 76.325.75 First Quarter 414,311.44 r,i,!9s.oo 35.50i.62 2,702.92 4,170.01 11,830.67 10.742.46 46,073.29 109,987.77 12,233.54 76,052.58 15,852.28 122,057.74 470.Siil.44 hl.S13.4fi 33,.SM)..rl 4,155.01 4,!48.41 h.004.07 2B,C"0.r,2 BC,S96.0t llfi.K70.9l 17.1H.H2 28,94 l.'JG 32.403.19 28.5-10.1G 134.C20.10 41.32S.2S 33.3U2.37 9.-.2.02 19.49 209.02 21.827.1H 3.19C.1G 118,279.97 1131.24 14,.r.28.hl 130.00 767.48' 33,717.40 705.55 ' 'l,bVo'.93 7,079.49 26,483.22 '.'5.850.14 31,754.40 814.00 31,576.29 12,293.82 33,900.00 ,10,935.78 1,959.19 12,427.34 0,843.08. '169,689.25 "3,64437 7.17V.85 281.90 1,538.00 349,850.41 3,931.85 3.809.07 1,809.95 1,389.10 49,700.00 495.78 1.77G.47 91,989.71 107,899.42 135,445.80 becomo acquainted with tho richest ports of tho earth. At tho ond of tho war, the young man will know a trado which wlllcarry him at any timo to almost any place in tho world. Ho will bo ablo to go to a steamship line, with tho best recommendation possi ble, from tho United States navy, and obtain passage to South America, Itus sla, Japan or elsowhero, simply by offering his services as a wireless op erator. Ho will bo ablo to mako a world tour just for tho fun of it, and recelvo a good salary in addition. Ho will bo ablo to enter tho world com merce as a merchant prince, a travel ing salesman in South America or Rus sia on his own responsibility because ho can earn money and his keep whllo going. You do not hnvo to know wire loss now to enter this branch of tho navy. If you can show that you can learn quickly, and you can pass tho physical examination, besides writing twenty-five words a minute legibly with n pencil, you can enroll for tho duration of tho war. Tho limit in tho number to bo enlisted in tho regular navy, and In tho wlroloss branch of the reserves has been takon off. Mascot for Seventh N. N. Q. Baby Keith Novlllo Thomas of Gros ham named uftor Nebraska's war govornor has been commissioned by Governor Novlllo as mascot of tho Soventh national guard regiment. Ho will not accompany tho regiment to camp, nor go with it to Franco, but his photograph will adorn tho head quarters of Colonel Novlllo and will bo guarded by Captain Loo Metcalfe, ad jutant on tho regimental staff. Tho jGresham youngster is a son of Mr. and Mrs. S. L. Thomas of that place. Issuses Circular on Fire Prevention Tho stato flro commissioner's office is sending out circulars announcing llro prevention day, November 2, as designated by Govornor Novlllo in n proclamation, nnd asking all citizens to cooporato in reducing flro hazards, A genoral cleanup of old rubbish is urgod, and proporty owners aro re quested to look aftor oloctrio wiring, defectivo chimneys and other Bourcos of conflagrations. City officials, com mercial clubs and women's clubs aro appealed to for assistance in securing a general observance of tho day. IMPROVEMENTS ARE NOT TAXED Western Canada Does Not Tax Stock or Improvements but Collects an Additional Tax From Land Speculators. Owners of uncultivated lands In Western Canada aro loud In their pro tests against an extra tax on their lands because they are not under cul tivation. Western Canada, through Its provincial governments, Is endeavor ing to force tho speculative land owner to either sell his land to n settler or to cultlvntu It himself. At present n sur tax of n few cents nn ncro Is levied ngnlnst all wild lnnd, so that the own er of land held In Its natural state, without Improvements, Is contributing more taxes to the government thnn tho owner of n farm thnt Is cultivated nnd even Improved with buildings nnd stock to the vnluu of thousands of dol lars. In order to encourago the fnrm er to Improve nnd to go Into stock rais ing, he Is not charged one cent of taxes on nny of his Improvements, Imple ments or stock of nny kind. As n result of this surlnx on un cultivated, or speculatively held lands, tho owners nre now trying to sell them to actual settlers, und, In nearly every Instance, hnve been offering on very easy terms of payment, usunlly n quar ter down, nnd tho bnlanco extending over a term of yeurs nt prices much lower thnn their productive vnluo would warrant. A world-wide shortage In farm stuffs has given n now value to nil agricul tural products nnd the margin of profit todny Is greater than ever In the past. It Is true labor and Implements hnve Increased In price, but It Is now pos sible to secure 50 profit In farming, nnd higher. Possibly not on the $100 to $200 un ncrc farm lands but on lnnd that can now, under existing condi tions, bo purchased at from $15 to $30 per acre. Western 1 Canadian farm lands aro as productive as any In tho world nod can be as economically farmed. Wheat yields of from 80 to CO bushels per ncrc hnvo been common In Western Cnnnda during the past few years, nnd tho fanners have been too busy farming nil they can so as to eell ns much wheat as possible nt $2.00 a bushel, thnt they have not had time to do uny talking or writing. It is doubtful If thoro ever wns such an opportunity to make big profits in farming. Tho value of each year's crop bus been In hundreds of cases moro thnn the market value of the land it was grown on. It is un reasonable to suppose such a con dition will Inst long, ns tho land now being forced onto tho market by sur tax on speculative owners will soon become absorbed by thoso who have learned of theso highly profitable wheat lands. The news in spreading gradually throughout tho high priced land districts In tho United Stntcs, where there Is n renewed nwakcnlng to the realization that tho maximum profit in farming Is not being obtained when It is possible to secure from forty to seventy per cent return on tho investment In Western Cnnnda. Many who have been planning to visit West ern Cannda for tho purposo of person ally Investigating conditions arc leav ing this month, when the good weather can be enjoyed. As threshing opera tions and marketing of grain Is under wny, no better time could bo selected to securo first hand and reliable Infor mation from the farmers themselves. The winter months afford amplo time for completing moving arrangements, to allow the settler to tnke up resi dence in early spring, so ns to get something dono next year and to make a start on the big nnd profitable fann ing operations In Western Canuda. Advertisement. His Plaintive Plea. Philadelphia draws tho last number In exemption stories. A colored citi zen dcclurcd to his board chairman: "Boss, Ah ain't got no wife. Ah's only jest 'ngnged. But kaln't Ah go to jail fo' that?" How's This ? We offer $100.00 for any caso of catarrh that cannot be cured by JJAL.IVH CATAltltH MEDICINE. HAL,IV8 CATARRH MEDICINE Is tak en Internally and acts through the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces of the Hystom. Sold by druijBlsts for over forty years. Prlco 75c. Testimonials free. F. J. Chenoy & Co., Toledo, Ohio. Keen Business Man. "Excuso me, sir," Enid Bllson, a lit tle timidly, "but you appear to be following me. Is there anything you want?" "Weel, I'm Just trying to And where you live, und lntroduco myself, like. I'm McPherson, tho undertaker," said tho burly stranger. "Oh er quite sot I'm pleased to meet you, I'm sure I But there's no body dead at my place 1" "Nae, nael" said tho undertaker, smiling sweetly. "But I Just heerd you cough, nn' I hao hopes 1" London Answers. Always sure to please, Red Cross Boll Blue. All grocers sell it. Adr. Unable to Read. A largo number of Turkish women are unable to read or wrlto their own difficult language. rtflURWE Grwukled Eyelid, fwjCafciSoreEm. Eyes Inflamed by fainn5ii, Duttand Wind quickly 0SjS5fiWj:J' relieved by Murine. Try It In lUllR LlUNsSsurtkf.JsttErsCsalsrt Kr , Iq Tnbn tic. tor Hook 0 tU &'v rrM. Atk Maria Ky Ce.. Chtoti H 7: ii V