The Red Cloud chief. (Red Cloud, Webster Co., Neb.) 1873-1923, November 18, 1915, Image 3
IP'W -J.-w--' . 'W r SM v. RED OLOUD, NEBRASKA, CHIEF vimrtKlWt " wi ' " TT V4 ) ,f 4 ADRUSS REUEDYJP HIM Fiftrrn yearn nrrt I hit! an nttnek o) cute Kulnry trouhle I eon-mltrd a physi clan who pivp tne medicine which only re lieved nip fur a time After di'contitminp hin medicine my trouble returned an te vere a before. Having heard of Swn-np-lloot I pave It a trial ami r.m hpnctly state tliat tliree dollar bottle cured me, neer hating any U'knei in fifteen tears. I have old I'r Ktltner'o ivntnp Hint a a drugcNt foi ni.my veiri mid o.in give It t lie cry best of recommendations nt all times. Yon are nt liberty to uc this statement any time jou wibli. Itcspectfully, w. c. sr.MJtr.RS. 1210 Central Atc. Kansas City, Kan. With Ciand View Drug Co. Ktatc of Kanas ) Comity of Wyandotte 1 ' On thi 11th div of Attgtit, 1DM, per serially nppeareil befoie me, W t. Sum incr. who piihpcithcd to the within etatc tnetit mid made oath that the came is tiut in fcubsluucc and in fact. CIIAItLDS WILSON, Notary Public. Prove What Swamp-Root Will Do For Yoi Send tin cents to Dr. Kilmer &. Co., Ilinghamion. N. Y., for a sample Kie bot tie It will convince nnutnc You will aUo icceixe n booklet of valuable infor mation, telling nliont the hiducvi and bl.d der. When writing, be mho and mention thi paper. Itcgiilir lift v cent and one dollar ki?c iKittlea for Nile at all drug tores. Adv. SET EXAMPLE TO HIS MEN Henry of Prussia Evidently One of Those Leaders Who Do Not Say "Gol" but "Cornel" Prince Henry of l'rusBla Is nn ar dent sailor, says Pearson's Weekly, but he Is known among tho bluejack ets as n great martinet, and they fear rather than lovo him. Tho following Btory is typical of his methods, and shows that, although ho expects those under his command to put up with all kinds of hardships, ho Is by no means above "roughing It" himself. One day, when ho was on board a warship in tho North sea, ho suddenly gave tho order, "All hands to batho!" It was a bitterly cold day and the water was Ilko Ice. Tho order was so evidently distasteful that one of the ofllcurs ventured to maku a mild pro test to tho prince. Without answering him a single word, Prlnco Henry, al though fully clothed, sprang over the vessel's Bide, swam out a good dis tance in the Icy water, and returned to tho deck dripping from head to foot. After that, tho sailors took their bath without demur. Got Into Trouble. A much bauged-up son of Ham shuf fled disconsolately into a Louisiana levee camp, after a fdiort leave to go to New Orleans for the returns of the Wlllard-.lohnson light. "What's tho matter, ZackV" naked the boss. "Did yuh git In a riugh house?" "It wuz Job Ink dls," explained Zack finally. "I wuz watchln' dem fellahs givin' out (icm dcre newsies, an' on do fus' paht ob do light 1 reckons 1 Jes' Boht o' ovehsphoke maso'f." Courageous Policeman. Inspector How was it possible- for tho prisoner to get away from youV Policeman (embarrassed) Well, you boo, on tho way wo were chased by a cow, and he stood still. Kliegcndu lllaetter. It is not until he begins to peddle horseradish from door to door that a man Is willing to acknowledge that ho Is a llnaticial failure. If you want to mako a lazy man tired, offer him a Job. CHANGE Quit Coffee and Got Well. A woman's colToo oxporlcnco is in teresting. "For two weeks at a time I have takon no food but skim milk, for solid food would ferment and cause such distress that I could hardly breath o at tlmoa, also excruciating pain and hoart palpitation and all the time I was so nervous and restless. "From childhood up I had been a coffeo and tea drinker and for the past 20 years I bad been trying different physicians but could got only tem porary rollof. Then I read an article telling bow somo ono had been helped by leaving off coffeo and drinking Postum and it soemod so pleasant just to read about good health 1 decided to try Postum. "I mado tho change from coffee to Postum and there is such a difference in mo that I don't fool llko tho same person. Wo all found Postum dell clous and liko it hotter than colToo. My health now is wonderfully good. "As soon as I mado the shift to Postum I got bottor and now my trou bles aro gono. I am fleshy, my food as similates, tho proBsuro in tho chest and palpitation aro all gono, my bowols are regular, havo no mora stomach trouble and my headaches aro gono. Remem ber I did not ubo medicines at all Just left off coffeo and used Postum Bteadlly." Narao given by Postum Co.. Battle Creek, Mich. Postum comes In two forms: Postum Cereal tho original foriD" miist bo well boiled, 15c ami 25c pack ages Instant Po3tum a solublo powdor dissolves quickly In a cup of hot water and, with cream and sugar, makes p delicious bovorago instantly. 30o and COc tins. Doth kinds nre equally delicious and cost about tho sauio por cup. "Tliero'a a Reason" for Postum. "sold by Groceri JMIMTIONAL SUNMTSOIOOL Lesson (Hy E O. HI'LLIMIH, Aetnii; Plrertnr of Sunday School Course of Muody ltlblo Institute of riileugo ) (Copyright, 1915. Wintcrn Newspani r t'nlon.) LESSON FOR NOVEMBER 21 JONAH A MISSIONARY TO NINEVEH. T.i:SSON Ti:XT-,1onali 3.1-10 OOI.Oi:. Tl:.T-Oo o then-fore, nml make (tiKtlplcs of nil tuition, lupHsing .!icm Into the tinine of the Puttier anil of tile Son nml of tin Holy Spltlt; tcachlm; them to observe nil tliliiK whutsoexer I command you, nml lo, I nm with you al ways, t'on unto the end of the world. Matt. 2S.10, 20 It. V. Tho story of Jonah in ono of tho most fatuous and must interesting In tho llihlo. In former scries of lessons moro extended use has been mado of tho book giving lime to discuss Its historicity and other questions In volved. This time only ono roferenco is used and that for the purpose of Its missionary teaching. Wo accept tho record of tho book literally becauso similar facts aro recorded in profane history but chlelly becauso of tho tea. tlmouy and tho usage made of it by Jesus (sco Matt. 12:10; 1G:-1 and Luke 11:30). I. The Prophet Proclaiming, vv. 1-4. Jonah "paid tho faro" (1:3) and "out of tho depths" (Ps. 1110:1) Cod de livered him that ho might fulllll his God-appointed task. Even so tho na tion of Israel is today crying from out of tho depths of Its woo among tho natlotiB and will certainly bo "deliv ered" when tho king comet), that It may tako its rightful place and fulfill its God-appointed tasks. It Is a won derful testimony of God's graco (vt) that God's word carao to Jonah a "sec ond time." Onco ho ran from God's command but God is tho God of tho gospel of a "second chanco" and a third if only wo repent and do his commands, but God docs not gtvo a "second chanco" to tho unropontant (Num. 14.40-45). Verso two explicitly sots forth tho messago Jonah is to do liver oven bo wo aro to proclaim tho Gospol (sco I Cor. 15:1-4) not tho spec ulations of men nor tho subtleties of philosophy. Tho messenger of God will find his messago in tho word of God and will declare it. It is tho word which roveals God's lovo, hla plan of salvation, and tho destiny of tho saints. "Dy tho foolishness ot preaching" men will bo saved. Tho word "preach" literally means "to cry out" or "call out" and implies that earnestness and insistence needful for a truo advocato or witness of God. Dut tho power is not In us; it is not tho word of God mingled with tho tho orles of men, or with such added to tho word. Tho Elblo Is tho soul win ners truo staff. Ninovoh, vast magnif icent and wealthy could not atono for Kb wickedness; its greatness only aggravated Its condition. Jonah did not spend any timo to acquaint him self with conditions or to do sight eoolng but cried, "yet forty days, and Ninovoh shall bo overthrown." When ho explicitly and minutely obeyed and dolivercd God's messago ho at onco aroused and arrestod tho atten tion of tho city. Ho did not attempt to present "credentials," nor explain or defend his message. Ho did not seek to harmonizo It with "cup rent thought" nor glvo it a "mod ern expression." Ho was blunt and without compromiso but gavo an opportunity for ropontance. II. The People Penitent, vv. 5-10 Ninovoh paid lmmcdiato hoed to th man who did not slur over God's warn ing. Had tho city continued In sin, it had not been delivered. Nineveh did four things and as a result they wore saved: (1) They believed, "boliovod God" (v. C). All truo repentanco is conditioned upon accepting God at his word (John 13:20). (2) They evidenced humiliation (v, 6). They gavo such ovidonco by humbling thorn solves In tho sight of God from tho king upon tho throno to "oven tho least." Tliero was no apparent attempt to qualify or to ovado God's decrco, but rather to accept it and by taking a propor placo in his sight bo deliv ered from tho ponalty ot tholr just desorts. (3) Thoy prayod (v. 8; cf. 6, 7). Tholr prayor was intonso. Tho kind of prayor that counts with God must also count upon God, and God "Is slow to anger, and plenteous in mercy" (Nch. 9:17). Prayor that 1b effoctlvo Is (a) grounded upon tho word ot God (b) forsakes sin and (c) oboys tho will ot God. (James 1:22; 2:17). (4) Thoy mado sacrifice (v. 8). Moro humiliation and prayor does not effect a remedy unless there 1b a mor clloss judgment executed upon Bin. Did Jonah fail in his mission? No! for God's predictions of ruin aro not absoluto and unconditional (Jer. 18:7-10), Chapter four Is tho record ot Jonah's potulanco and ot God's loving-kindness. Ninovoh continued for nearly 200 years subsequently but it was then so complotoly destroyed that for nearly 2,000 years Its location was unknown and disputed though now yielding a rich harvest for tho archeologlst and Ulblo studont. Can a nation bo stirred today? For answer wltnoBS Mott and Kddy In China. In 11 of China's chief cities during three months of 1913, 7,000 ot tho leaders of that nation enrolled as Inquirers, Havo your class read carefully nnd prayerfully Psalms 2, Matt. 28:19, 20 (Goldou text) and Rom. 1:16, IS GREAT STOCK PRODUCING STATE VERY LITTLE STOCK SHIPPCD FROM NCDRASKA NEWS OF THE STATE HOUSE Items of General Interest Gathered From Reliable Sources at State House. WcMetn Nwsriper t'nlon Nhtj Servten. Notwithst.ind.ng tho fact that Ne braska is ono ot the greatest stock producing M.ttcs in the union, it Is not a groat shipper of "lte onea," as k1iowii by a report of the state live stock coiutuls' Ion, wh'ch has Just been mado public. Nebraska pro duces mires of thrusu'ids of cattle hogs and sheep tnety ju.tr, but they aro shipped to South Omaha and when they liavo tliero tliey go as dressed meat products. Tho ropoil mentioned shows that asldo from daily and bieed.ng Htock. this state chipped only 7,:U!S cattle from April 1 to November 1 ot this year. Tho number of head of swtno shipped was only 790 and of nhoop only 317. Change In Assessment Methods. Next year's valuation of real estate of the stato will bco assessment work of a sensible, sane character attempt ed by tho olllclals whose Job It Is to perform this dllllcult task. That Is tho unanimous verdict of tho county assessors with whom Secretary Horn cc.kor, of tho stato assessment board, has been holding sectional confer ences over tho stato. Tho dcslro of county assessors to uso the sales method, a method long advocated by advanced students ol taxation In Nebraska and other states and in fact used in many states at tho present tlmo, Is most pronounced, according to Mr. Uorneckcr. "It will bo a revolutionary change In this state," says Mr. Ucrneckcr. "but I bollovc that tho people aro fair minded enough to want to sco It in stalled Into our tax operations.'' Relieves Dealer of Liability. For tho benefit and Information ol rotail dealers, rood Cotnmisslonet Harman calls attention to tho feature of the Nebraska law, which rollovos a retail merchant of liability for the sale of mlsbrandcd, shortwolght oi adulterated products if ho can show a written guarantoo from tho manu facturer that tho goods aro what Is claimed for them. Whcro such a guarantco Is obtained, tho responsi bility thereby passes to tho manufac turer and makes htm subject to proso cutlon. In tho cttso of tho Meier Drug company, of Lincoln, which tho depart ment recently prosecuted for selling a catarrh remedy branded as a "cure," tho guarantco was lacking and tho ro tail firm could not avoid tho penalty provided by law for disposing of mlB branded goods. To Consolidate District. Dr. L. Mulr and S. C. Roylcs, ol Alvo, woro at tho stato house recent ly consulting with Stuto Superin tendent A. O. Thomas over tho mat tor of consolidating five school dis tricts in tho center of which Is lo cated Alvo. In tho flvo districts there are only eighty-four pupils and tho val uation of tho tlvo is $287,000. It is fig ured that with a lC-mlll levy a first class building could bo erected and twolvo grades could bo maintained, whero thcro uro now only ten In Alvo and eight in tho other four districts. Superintendent Thomas, after figur ing on tho matter, concluded that about $5,000 would bo needed to main tain a twelve grade school In Alvo. Farmers' Institutes for November. Farmers' Institutes havo boon sched uled by tho Agricultural Extension service of tho university farm for tho month of November. Tho places and dates of tho meetings aro as follows: Middle Creek church, near Loup City, 13; Loup City, 15; Davis Crook church, near North Loup, 1G; Candy. 18; Gar field, 19; Callaway, 20; Miller, 22; Pralrlo Gem church, near Aurora, 24; Champion, 27; Culbortson, 29; Tren ton, 30. Incorporation papers of tho Central Investment Co., of Omaha with n capitalization of $1,000.000 have been filed In tho ofllco of Secretary of State Pool. No Limit to Bond Issues. An opinion has boon handed down by tho stnto legal department to the effect that In school districts Jn towns of moro than 1,500 poplatlon tliero Ie no limit on tho bonded IndebtedncsE that may bo Incurred. Heretofore It was supposed that a statute limiting such Indebtedness to 12 per cent of tho assessed valuation was valid and binding. Tho provision Is hold by the attorney general's ofllce to apply only to school districts In towns of less than 1,600 population. The State's Dalance Sheet. General fund balances at the end of October totaled $140,030, or enough to mako Treasurer Hall bollovo that war rants will not havo to bo registered. Whllo drafts on tho fund totaled $200, 952 during tho month, tho rocolpts to taled J137.S96 Jn tho samo period. To tal receipts during tho month amount od to $300,322 for all funds, ami total oxpcndlturo3 wcro $392,702. Tho re colpts credited to tho Uesscy endow mont fund amounted to $1,1G2 durliu October. Tho total of that fund l now $1,108. Checks and cash on nan attho closo of tho month aggregated WOMEN ENVIOUS OF THRESHER'S COOKIES Wisconsin Man Wins Prizes for Dainties That Set Mouths Watering at Festival. Madison, Wis "Cooking for t tit Ihresboirt" has been tho stock opro sltm for all that Is wonilsonio In farm lug households for many yours. It meant olia help In tho kitchen hustle and worry ami stow, bako and hi oil and fret from S a. in. until after oleht o clock nt night. Hut in Dano county tho fanners' whoa havo no need to worry. That county can boast of ono throsliortiuui who is such an oveooillngly skillful and roMoiirooiul cook that ho can boat tho best of woman competitors C A. llnlloy of Do l-'oroht is tho num. At tho Windsor lull festival ho arrled oiT ono lltst prlo on dot Us lood cal.o. aunilor Hint pilo on cocoa nut cookies, llrst prlzo on baklng-potv- Told the Gaping Group His Best Recipes. der biscuits, second prize on lemon plo and sweepstakes on canned peaches. "It's u shamo 1 couldn't havo spared moro timo from my work with tho gang or 1 would havo entered some thing In every class In tho outllt," smilingly declared Halluy to a group of people who wero admiring his dainties. Ho then leaned back complacently against tho show caso and, putting his thumbs In tho nrmholes of his vest, told tho gaping group his best recipes. His defeated rivals icily turned tholr backs and began examin ing tho crazy quilts and tutting. ilailoy bids fair to rival tho famous Maker Dunn ot llaraboo. THIRTEEN EXPLAINS DEFEAT ersistence of Unlucky Number Was Also Aided by Killing Black Cat. California, Pa. T. J. Undorwood, comptroller of Washington county, as cribes to "thlrtcens" his defeat aB can didate for sheriff at tho primaries. In the llrst placo, his name, Tom L. Underwood, contains thirteen letters Tho license number of his yellow cam palgn car was Hit. On Friday, August 13, whllo riding in ills car with an other candldato now numbered among tho also-rans, ho ran over and killed a black cat. Tho number of signers on Mr. Underwood's petition was 11H. $3,000 IN GEMS IN SLIPPER Forgetful Woman Sends Secret "Vault" to Cobbler Follows Old Adage. Chicago. Adam Schultz, a cobbler, Dellovcs thoroughly In tho old ago, 'Honesty Ib tho host policy." Mrs. Harold Fellngcr has a habit ol concealing her Jewels, valued at about $:t,000, in tho too ot her slipper. She put them In a now sllppor tho other night nnd then forgot tho fact when sho sent tho Bllppor to tho cobblor to bo stretched. Tho cobbler found tho Jewels. Thoy wero restored to the owner and ho was rewarded with $5. RATTLER'S FANGS MISS HIM Snake Strikes Negro's Overalls and Is Unable to Disengage Itself From Slack. .loffcrson City. A negro farm hand rutting corn felt several sharp tugs at his overfills and thought ho had he eomo caught In brlors. Glancing over his shoulder ho saw a rattlesnake llvo feet long, Reaching round with his corn knifo, ho managed to sovor tho snako JUBt back ot the head. Tho snako had burled its curved fangs, nearly an Inch In length, In the slack of tho negro's overalls and could not disengage them. Youngest Hunter Is Eleven. St, Paul. Tho youngest nlmrod to apply for a hunting UceiiBo this year has been granted his "papers." Ho Is A. 8. Hull, cloven years old, and lives at No. 21-18 Carter avenue. Nor man Slado, No. 435 Summit avenue, son of George T, Slado, vice-president oi tho Northern Paclllc, takos second honors In tho list ot Juvenile hunters. His ago Is thirteen. Children Cry Tho Klml You Havo Always .TJotiijht, nmt which lias heca In uso lor over iJO yrura, hiiH burnt) tho nl;rn:if tiro of -Y? and has boon iinuto under his ncr- ts r i&-F?'?- noh'iI KtiporvLsUm hIiioo lis Iniatioy WuzJyX&ccSuZ! Allow no ono to deceive you In this. All Counterfeits, Imitations and Jusl-ns-Kootl " nre but 13purimeuts thai trlflo with and endanger tho health ot JUiIanta and Cluldrcu lixnorlenco aj;iiliiaL Kxncrhncut What is CASTORIA Cnfitorhv Is a harmless substitute- for Castor Oil, Pnro irorlc. Drops ami Soothing Syrups. It. Is pleasant. Ib contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other JSitrcotla tubstnneo. Its njro Is Us guarantee. It destroys Worim nnd allays l-'everlshness. l-'or more than thirty yours lb has been la constant uso for tho relief of Constipation, rintuleney, AYlnd Colic, nil Teething Troubles and Diarrhoea. It regulates tho Stomach and Bowels, lissluillates tho Food, giving healthy and natural Bleep, alio Chlldxeu'B rmmccu The Mothor'a ifrluiuU GENUINE CASTORIA ALWAYS Bcars the CLeTCAii In Use For Over 30 Years The Kind You Have Always Bought THt CENTAUR COMPANY, NtW VONK CITT. BffSaffMBUI Husband's Sacrifice. Eliliu Hoot was discussing In Now York tho recent constitutional conven tion. "Hut thoro wan ono group," ho said "happily It saw reason later on hut onu group tliero was which had ahout as truo mi Idea of selfsacrlllco as Smith. "Smith's wlfo said to him ono ovo nlng, anxiously " 'I know, John, dear, this high cost of living Is terrlhle, hut do you really think we can gel along without a sur vnnt?' " 'We'll havo to,' Smith answered, firmly, 'unless I gut a raise. Why. hang It, If tho worst comes to tho worst you can do thu cooking for your self and I can get my meals at a res taurant." " A GRATEFUL ACKNOWLEDGMENT. Mr. P. C. Cnso of Wclcomo Lake, Pa., writes: "I Buffered with Hack acho nnd Kidney Trouble My head ached, my sleep wub broken nnd un- refreshing. I felt heavy and sleepy after meals, was always nervous nnd tired, had a bitter tasto In my mouth, was dizzy, had floating specks boforo my eyes, was nlwaya thirsty. had a Mr. F. C. Caso. dragging sensation across my loins, dllllculty In collecting my thoughts and was troubled with short ness of breath. Dodds Kidney Pills havo cured mo of theso complaints. You aro at liberty to publish this let ter for tho benefit of any sufferer who doubts tho morlt ot Dodds Kidney Pills." Dodds Kidney Pills, COc. per box at your dealer or Dodds Mcdlclno Co., Iiuffalo, N. Y. Dodds Dyspepsia Tab lets for Indigestion havo been proved. COc. per box. Adv. Something Like Thrift. Thoy wero n very saving old couplo and as a result thoy had a beautifully furnished house. Ono day tho old lady missed her hus band, "Joseph, whoro aro you?" alio called out. "I'm resting In tho parlor," camo tho reply. What, on tho sofy?" crlod tho old lady, horrified. "No, on tho floor." "On that grand carpet!" camo In tones ot ungulsh. "No; I've rolled It up!" REAL SKIN COMFORT Follow Use of Cutlcura 8oap and Ointment Trial Free. By bathing and anointing thceo fra grant supcrcrcamy emollients Impart to tender, sensitive or Irritated, Itch ing skins a feeling ot Intenso skin comfort difficult for ono to realize who has never UBod them for like purposes Cultlvato an acquaintance with them. Samplo each free by mall with Book. Address postcard, Cutlcura, Dopt. XY, Boston. Sold everywhere Adv. It Is cheaper to go by way ot tho water wagon, and that will account for a number of tho fares. Not Gray Hairs but tired I'.yes MAe us look olilcr than wo ore. Old aee snu Dull l.yes till-Ule VlarU Em Eys Rimi4r Compter. Ohlcn. out Ml Tout age for Fletcher's Signature of JNebrasna Directory THE LINDELL HOTEL EUROPEAN LINCOLN, NEB. O ENTER OF THINGS AOTIVE Room $1.00 With Bath $1.50 R. W. JOHNSTON, Owner and Manager Films" developed Ws hire one ot tbs belt oqulpped flnltblnc depart ment In the country una the tllint you uai uj (or levcliiplnc DilnlloK or etiUrelnii will te handled by txveit who will get tlit brut poadble leault tot you A ttUI oider wlU convince you ol tht upttiof jujllty ol out woilc LINCOLN FIIOTO SUTrLT CO. IKmMu-u" Kutluk Ou ) 1217 O ST. Drpl K. Llacolm. Ncbi-stfe. The Lincoln Tannery Send ut your Hides and Fun nnd linve them mnde into Robef nnd Garments (or the whole family. Address HENRY HOLM, Proprietor 917-919 Q St., LINCOLN, 1IEB. COSTUMES THEATRICAL HISTORICAL MASQUEHADI FOR RENT OR SALE Largest stock In the West. Shipped by exprrn anywhere In the U. B. THEO. LIEBEH k SON, 1516 Howard St, OMAHA WE BUY SEED Bend us namples ami utate how much you and jrournelKliliorMliaYetOHellof Alfnlfa.UIMet.Clo. Ycr, Timothy, Hiulnu CJ i una ami uuy uther seed. UUUM OLLU 1.U,, i,ICOU, Nebraska! TYPEWRITERS Wo aril thi-m, all uiakpi from no up. This Inclmli-ftfiuch wnll knunn make i Uniluritoud, lli-mlnglon, Sinltb-I'ri'inlt-r. Ollii-r. I. 11. Hiiillh. IL.m.1. j.iiiiiiiii.ii... vamiii. iiik!, uiiu iiiutif ulnars nm-rhlni-s (.hipped nn upiiruvnl Hrlililsl rjnnrrlttr UsiliuiiKn, 1UIU H htruuU I.IuluIii, fieU. f I... .77....... ........ imi...... ...... - .....-! . CYLINDERS REGROUND AUTO REPAIRING OLDKBTAND SaTr Z T. J. Thorpo Mnctilne Co., loan ni nt., i.uirulii, iseli. Machine aaa l'attern work o( all kinds. HHUmmII. For the Liquor and Drue Addictions The only trnulnn I militate ut lis kind In I bo StU Call or utH The Knolay Initltntn coukH t;ik liu uss, ostiu W. N. U., LINCOLN, NO. 47-1915. His Vulnerable Point. "A war export says Achilles would cut a sorry llguro In tho presont con tllct." "Maybo so. I fear ho wouldn't last long with tho Russians." "No?" "Hu'd ho suro to got shot In the heel whllo making a 'strategic movo' to the rear." His Reward. "Do you go to Sunday school ovory Sunday, my little man?" "Suro. Pa won't let mo go to the movies If I don't." When a man tells you how you ought to run your business, just tako a look at tho way ho Is running hla own. To keep clean and healthy take Dr. riereu'n Pleasant PellctB. They regulate liver, bowels and stomach. Adv. What has become ot tho old-fash-toned pcoplo who used to go to bed with tho chickens? Alter t lie Movies CO homo mul Murine your Eye. Two Drops will rut, rt-lrettl snd clcante. Have It handy. Smll Book ottktEytJipoii riittt. rrvii tsL ' J I r-9 ! an '.