The Red Cloud chief. (Red Cloud, Webster Co., Neb.) 1873-1923, July 29, 1915, Image 4

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POBlilSHKD EVERY THURSDAY
Kntortd inlllti I'tmtofllro nl lied ( loud. Neb.
t u Ktonnri drum Matter
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THB ONLY TiHMOCKATIC l'Al'P.ll Itf
V WKIISTKIt COUNTY
"' t MnAnr Warren announces tlmt ho
if. -1m8 cctn:cl ."In the Days of Katnine.'t
A ' f Wio (wiAtd lent mo night $ Tlio
": TDetxo, lonrty' ami Tuesday, August
8ml and Srd. Tills Is a three rel love
'ntbry told nmlil the thrilling Beetle of
"Tlie great northwest, nilil no doubt will
-prove' tip to the IiIkIi Mandaul nlrently
sSUH'eMJibliahed on special feature night
it .J''nt tllH'poiiiInr motion picture theatre
-j r MnuhwAlit bYdtic Paul Storey
for
i l-flifa'lndefiltlgablo work
rk In .rebuilding
e rttiib. ftadAiHiiiHiiis dl
' -co bden oltUlfoJob early and late looking
-' ftfcf eVt'ryl dutilil and, making out
oias fbidB ntvfor travel. Not a dollar bits
ioin vtMbfriwftMdd, every load ofMirt- has
-jfr j llH.'fin'plltded Unfit ubero It belong? nnd
vt aifwcnnrtWlbKieKlni? from tlio disnster
i :a ntfch' betlol'tbiiit mnny expected.
j. a
ii" t'STbt,!clty nllinltilstrnt Ion mowed sev
eral yirtl''yftrdrbr'dlIiitory lot owners this
vfOK WtV-Klt Ptoplo living on the prluolpiil
st.'uttrc,etsiyrih'cit' should bavo pride
s-'-i'lJKlftfiOtlfchiliHhBniselveB, their city and
tittle tHUitu td'llfcop lull weodh from marring
li't olW6therNvl&esrhftndhomo landscape.
A3 jhIii UdloVtlte lawns this year ate tho
0tltmlW'rttUlilliV'tlie history of this
eUleiHfetfHmblU khluh 'lb' another evidence
la&t LtWtft'ttW- really' established
ptrmniJtithryrtrtHt basis.
on a
JmtthnrifhtillifiRi tlouig'bbr best to becure
the Itiiftem'ooHftf"N'atIonal Conventioa
so be riMjqftJicTqftrxt yVaW Why hot? This
state tftatiftKto togllii'Mn' the heart of the
cu'ntin,y4fhti9rRnw)MnlriJ has the railroads
iad tlgtirf"lfoe" hJteltmy accommodate all
.vSodioUts1W0 eoYrte: Every town In
'.lie-UTttetfkiBtVelibuJrtjo'lh in this movement
ml hh'titpOW41ia' get tltls convention.
Vbra WllUKtWblic 'Helps all. Omaha If
ucfciv-tfaA&ifttt tAlllgtft a givat deal of utl
'ertJMwrSKlbgbvitito'wlllNebrTjB. rju t The'ChamW of C'ommercVmarclieti
n " "Mn a body to tho chuutamiuu grounds
. p'14 4MtT ufteittQOii headed by tho Rod
'! ''Utadtl Corloert Rand,' ly this act tho
iX'i rorxftulzntloh set Its approval on the
r-"l; ''Urogram to be furnished this year.
-" Sli'd'nlilMitu'lKlim tliiM vt'iir will In- mnii
ljIi::tiBarly Wtlrfncrid tbun any that has
W' "Jjontl1 beWre. Lllcc all other move-
- '-'TticuN'ttimust' pass inru a period
i aUtrlaf td'flm'Polit'what'to good iind'wlili't
-j ltobrtiilt.CATh'olft.l.'perience of years has
ic -iJJoaisVilo'ik'fliJbUcr judgment and a better
."' tfrdferttm IstllU reslilt. Tho ehautliu
tuaalB"ub'Miiillll swing and the sot
Uer wltVVfre'UHV'ctfndltlons will Insure a
' IkVgui'Mtndance.
FpIftSttErftE BEST
OF
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CCIGARS
S1VSMDKING
PFWELL BROS.
SMSMOKE HOUSE
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The following cluwlu va written py
Tom Thompson ortli& jUivt'ard.Courailtj1
"Consider the editor.- He vnt'etb
purple and line liiiphi'lilB abode y
among 't'riV' tfch. HlVTwirlip'tV
liiiiotiftlilnfid liis first bVi reft VjvS r t e 1 1 1 a
racing car that can hit her up in forty
'Lol All the pooplo brcaU their
necks to hand him money. A child Is
boVn unto the wlfo of a merchant in
tliebniinr. Tliejedltor.wrll'eth astlck
and a half and (nlfeth' the multitude,
ihitt the eJilld .tlppeth the beam at
tilno tvjiindM, Aijd the wottd fatficit.
glvlth lilm a Ormo. ,
"Behold the young ono groweth up
and gr'aduftttitli And the editor put
teth Into his jiaper u swell notice, lie
tellethofthe wisdom of the young
woman, ami of her exceeding comeli
ness. Like unto the roses of Sharon
Is she, and her gown Is played up to
beat the band. Anil the dressmaker
getteth two score and four Iron men.
And the editor geltoth a note of thanks
If. onv the ;&XPX,' v, vWyVtftf "V . '
"Tiie daughter goetli on,o, journey
And the editor IbrowtStji himself on
the story of the farewell party, It
runuot h a column, 'flolld. And.tlfa'lr,
Otie, rpmemb,eieth him froni,ufan with
ft'plcture postal card that costeth six
for a jltne-y: .', '
"Uehold,' she ' returnetli and the
youth of tbOjCity fall down and wor
ship She plcketbXone, and lo. she
plcketh a lemon But the editor call
eth him one of our most promising
young men,atid getteth away with It
Andthey send lilm a bid to the wed
ding ffiattyaud benold tho bids ate
fashioned by .Mlintgumery Tawbtick in
a far city . t-
"Flowery Utidlong is Ibe wedding
notice which the editor printetb. The
minister getteth ten bones. The groom
standetb tho editor oil' for u twelve
mouths subscription.
"All flesh Is grass nnd in time tluVj
wife is gathered into the silo. The
minister getteth his bit. Tho edlto?
getteth a death notice, two columns of
obituary, three, lodge notice, a cubit
of poetry aud a card of thanks. And
he forgettetb to read proof on the head,
and tho darn thing comet Ii out, "Gone
to Her Last Roasting Place."
"And all that are akin to thedeccas
ed jumpeth on the editor with exceed
ing great jumps. Aud they pull out
.their ads and cancel their subscription
and swing the hammer unto the third
aud fourth generations.
"Catist thou boat It. "Smith County
Pioneer.
The Mail Order Incubus
In Midwest Mng'tlue for July, Mr.
Jean R Cain, Becretury of "The Voting
I Meu'rf Hoo-tor- Cul" of Falls City, dU-
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cutfies me man omht uu-im-ss m uu
ititcietitlng aud convincing' way. Mr.
Qiilu's article should be widely read,
and letail merclmiitsuf Ihe state would
do well to see that It is eltculatec1
Mr. Cain dues not waste Unto in talk
ing about "eitv pride'1 and "loyalty to
of (,mo institution." He proceeds to
point outthe incontrovertible fact that
It is poor business policy to hamper
tho business of tho community, pre
vent its expansion and destroy the In
lluenees that go to make up the best
community life.
Hammocks at nil prices at Fogel's.
AND
TOBACCO
Lincoln Letter
Mr. J. Murphy, of Tble lloclt, foim
er)yt:6tiueeed with the food depart
merit, lias .accepted the portion ot.
chief clerk iu the department of bank
tiig?4lde'Mrs. Hellley, rohigued,
Governor Morehead has announced
the appointment of Hugeno A. Wul
rath, ot Osceola, to be state printer,
vice N. J. Ludl, resigned. This Is an
appointment that will please CSeneV
many friends over the state. Mr. Ludl
gave excellent service during his term,
but Uncle Sam needed -him for post
mastcV at Wahoo.
A 57.jmpe ptttnpljlet ontHleVf' "State.
mtt of the Auditor of I'ubllo Ac
eottrilo"shoiT,lng appropriation made
and motley expended by the Sttl'i ses
sion of tho Nebraska legislature (UI15,J,
has just been received from the print
er by Auditor Woi, II. Smith. A cop
will be mailed free to any person mal;
lug application by letter. Ilegltiiiiug
nt page 21) of this statement isJa sum.
mary showing iu parallel columns a
comparison of 1015 appropriations with
those of 101 :i. Heretofore tho various
auditors have failed to make an esti
mate of the different cash funds ap
propriated, but in the present pam
phlet Audltot Smith has covered every
item of appropriation, with explana
tory notes whereever necossary, mak.
lug this state complete iu every detail.
Notwithstanding the 1U15 legislature
appropriated for the University aud
Normal schools over 8!) 10,000 more
than they had In lSM.'i, yet the remain
ing appropriations for btato purposes
are cut down more than SCtV.ilK) as
compared with 1913.
The Audltot's balanco sheot for
June, showing condition of tho state
treasury, shows a number of Items ot
more than passing interest to the
public. V6t tho first time in a good
muiw.e'urs.tlie general fund Is on a
LChhobbIs. Iu other words, state
Treasurer Hall has ou baud more than
flfr,000 of geuoral fund money to pay
warrants on presentation. This con
riltlon is directly due to Treasurer
Hall's policy of requiring monthly re
mitttnees from the various county
treasurers.
Considerably more than a million
dollars was received at the state treas
ury in June, and the disbursements
ran nearly as much. Balance sheet
totals nre rs follows:
Ou hand June 1 S1,K3,597 Di
Receipts in June l,110,.ri02.S7
S2,:ilO,lC0.'2,J
The treasurer's balanced m baud
June .in was distrlbw'.ed as follows: .
In flepcsitary bankH 1,128,740 01
Cash on 'hand 20,11076
Uuiversity warrants lU,7'Jl 5rt
Normal wnrrauts , l(J,80r. .M
Total vil?tr,fr,o l:t
Notwithstanding tho Junu seliool'
apportionment was X por cent greater
than under the republican manage
ment of the statu treasury, and molt
than f IHO.MX) of apportioumeiit war
rants were paid in June, the treasuiei
bus better thuu 6!)1,0J0 on hand s u
nest egg for the December appuitiuu
mout. The University special tmilding fund
has ii balance of more than SIW.OOO,
although about 5188,01,0 has thus far
been expended in purchase of land for
extending the city campus.
The state aid bridge fund also has a
balance of 391,000 ou hand, and it nui)
be that tho state board of equalization
nnd assessment will not need to make
the customary two-tenth of a mill levy
this year.
A New Dairy Queen
How Meeting is the glory of it Dairy
Cow ijueen is exemplified 'by the
eclipse cast over the yield of the erst,
while leader of the dairy world, Hn
derne Holingeu Fayno No. 1-14051 II F
HH, by her stable mate, Pinderne lride
Johanna Rue No. 1210MI HFHR, the
new world's champion. The reiguiiig
Queen, like her predeotssor Is one of
the brilliant lumlnatles of the Hoi-bteiti-Friesiau
breed, and her remark
able performance, announced June 10
last by the Advauced Registry Otllce
Of thellolstcin-Priestali Association of
Amorlca breaks all world's records for
butterfat production, not only those
of black and-white cattle, but for all
other breeds, by yielding in 30.'. con
secutive days 28403.7 lbs of milk
(1.1211 quarts) containing 1170.47 lbs of
butter fat. The average yield per day
therefore, was slightly over .10 quarts
of milk and 4 lbs of butter per day.
The Ilolstein-Frieslan heifer, Fin
derne lloliugen Favne the deposed
Queen, whose achievement was the
world's record for the short period of
but three months produced in b like
period Zitiiz.sibboruillk (im quarts)
containing 111G 05 lbs of butterfat.
The new world's record cow, Fin
derue Pride Johanna Rue, calved at
the age of five years, four months and
four days Her sire is Johanna Rue
lid's Lad No. 2Gt)3u tlFHH and her dam
is Joudiue Pride No. C02J7 HFHB. She
was bred by Bernard Meyer of Fin
derne, N. J., and is now owned by the
Somerset Holsteln Breeders Company
of Somerville, N. J.
The test was made under the super
vision of the New Jersey Agricultural
College, in a seven days test begin
ning :rr8 days after she calved, the
new world's champion produced G02.4
lbs of milk and 2S.8:U lbs of butterfat.
and for a second time established a
new mark in the division of records
begun tint less Uiau 210 days after
calviug.
.i,
HIS EXPERIENCE
By PETER HICKUM.
I don't proposo to mako myself ex-j
,tra rldlculouB by calling myself nt
hero. My solitary, wifeless existence!
In this secluded grovo must not bej
ascribed to poverty or misanthropy
'na I own soverul ulco farms und would
'graciously permit any middle-aged lady!
to superintend tho said real estute and!
mJf O'nPfti -but my solitary llfo.bi dud)
t( nM jtt "tyisetflnfc JVs.i;'lMvin
ibvd. tpd, Jimtiy gfrlsj.lj.tjd.'h'avltlg bp?ni
-t8b gotitf. ' "" -" -" v .'
I a'm mydeU tdt far ndvaced In,
life to- gain benefit from my sad 6x.pej
rlfenoe, but It might bo of valuo td
thoso who aro not too old to learn. ''
My childhood shall bo skipped, with? !
tho laconic allusion that I wasn't the! I
worst boy In my native village on the) ,
itnine.
When asked what I Intended toj
make of myself, I always atiBwercdi
byooltife at (he nearest girl handy .j-Aljri-,
father, who was a physician of
Shsiderablo fame, had a burning de-l
nxa to havo mo, his eon Peter, be
feomo a doctor of medlclno and sur
gery. Ha sent mo at the early ago of
seventeen to a celebrated medical col
lego, accompanied by his warmest
well-wishes and a bundlo of rules in'
regard to my behavior whllo away
'from home. My arrival at the seat ofi
learning caused sdmo head-shaking
among the skull-capped professors and
considerable giggling among tho stu
dents. To removo my bashfulncss i
was ordered to occupy a dark comer!
of tho school-room all to myself j
whero I ivns told to study tho anat-
omy of a grinning monkey, and to tellt
what I knew about tho bones when
the teacher camo around.
Put, alas! 1 was disturbed In my!
anatomical studies by a rattling noise',
In tho back yard. Casting my eyes'
from my subject Into tho back yard,
I espied a fair maiden pumping cis
tern water with all her might. Sho
looked up and I again looked down,
until tho fair pumper had filled tho
bucket and pumped my heart clear
Into tho back yard.
I forgot to peruso any more the
frightful skeleton, but my eyes con
BtdntTy explored tho contents of that
fatal back yard.
Tho fair pumper, my first love, was
seen by mo no more. I pined and be
came haggard-looking; my teachers
felt my pulso und shipped me homo
without delay.
I recovered from tho fever in about
two months, and went to a circus. I
became greatly Interested. In the wax
ftgurae pf C'a.' wljo. Wljod Abolj nd
In the eleven good apostfoa.
Rut tho curtain rose-, whom Jo and
toehold! there stood n lassie" twjth,
shining goldep hair. I loved her with
out 'tile least preliminaries, and
couldn't (Jeep for map'y nlglitw oh c
ccuiut of the charming clrcus'-glfl,
Then I emigrated to this country,
where I havo been entirely too good,,
and loved fair damsels by tho sore.
Ha' didn't I think that by carrying
my wholo early apple crop to thosoj
throe Sand Hill ladles the oldest
would reciprocate my nrdent ntfoctiou?
Rut sho snubbed mo as soon as the
early npples ceased coming.
And that preacher's daughter, whom
I first sawnnd loved at tho Oak Hill
camp-meeting. Sho camo near Bplttlng
in my face.
Tho Dlpperman girl held out seduc-1
tlvo Inducements until, when I popped;
tho question, sho crawled away with
my bleeding heart, telling mo that sho
couldn't leave her parents for such ai
forlorn-looking wretch as I was. j
Tho Fulton countv girl smiled aBJ
long as I lot her father have his owni
way with my corn and hogs, but talked,
bad to mo as sopn as I vetoed his;
thievish proceedings. j
I don't wish to mention the four,
school-mnrms I onco dearly but vainly;
adored, nor will I tell tho particulars,
about my short marriage with an ex-;
var-wIdow, who cost me $7 for the!
knot-tying and $700 for loosening it!
I am now nearly seventy years of
age, lead a frugal life, supply several
destitute widows with fuel, and live!
a hermit life In this patch of timber
which some sarcastic local nowspa-1
per writer christened Misery Grove,,
because, aa he fiendishly explained,
"Old Peter is a miser in misery."
I will persist that I would be as
happy as the majority If I were equal
ly mean. Rut the way It atanda I am
without a peer In this section, by rea
son of having loved too many girls,
and having practiced that other be,
setting sin, not having been good
enough to myself, but too good to
others.
When Iceland Want Dry.
The first European parliament to en
force teetotallsm was that of Iceland,
where a law was passed two years ago
prohibiting the importation or eale of
Intoxicating liquors. One effect df this
measure -was to deprive the foreign
consuls at Reykjavik of their drink, bo
they protested to the governor, point
ing out that such a deprivation const!-,
tuted an infringement of the rights of
diplomacy. Permission was thereupon
granted the consuls to Import, bear,
wine ondlaplrlts, provldod these fluids
arconeunved only on the premises to
which toy aro consigned. Moreover,
the . total amount imported by each
consul must 1 not exceed 800 liters In
a year, and the quantity required must
be Imported In ono consignment. Only
the representatives of France and
Norway benefit by this concession,
The other consuls aro unpaid, and, be
ing natives of Iceland, were expressly
excluded from Its bonefits.
1 Xv I iVte fflB hhBSJbfllllBXnfBvJfllWttb I k. 9 t!f ClMBm
IF YOU BUy YOUR GROCERIES FROM US YOU
WILL GET CLEAN. FRESH GROCERIES. BECAUSE
WE SELL LOTS OF THEM. THAT IS WHY WE KEEP
THEM FRESH. WHEN EUER YOU WANT ANYTHING
TO EAT COME TO US AND GET IT AND YOU WILL
GET GOOD FOOD. YOU OWE THIS TO YOURSELF
AND TO YOUR FAMILY. WE WILL NOT SELL POOR
FOOD AT ANY PRICE.
WE PRICE OUR GROCERIES RIGHT. TOO.
The Miner Bros. Co.
General Merchants
"A Mighty Safe Place To Trade"
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HENRY COOK, M. D.
1IKAI.KK IN
DRUGS, BOOKS, STATIONERY, SCHOOL
SUPPLIES AND TOILET ARTICLES v
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ni'inui:: ' iiaii!iir;rni:;:.w tcium:" ,i:u. :
ICLEAN-IPSALE
, Before lpaving'for market to buy new Fall and
Winter Goods, 'I am i6inf! to cteah-up on all
summer, goods and will make prices so low it
will pay you' to anticipate your wants even as
far ahead as next summer. All this season's
merchandise, no old trash.
Sale Begins Friday, July 23rd
AND ENDS :-
Friday, August 6th
All Summer Wash Goods At Following
Cut Prices
1 0c Lawns and Crepes, per yard 4 8c
12 I -2c and 1 5c Lawns and Crepes, per yard - 10c
18c Lawns and Crepes, per yard - - 12Jc
25c and 35c Lace Cloth Voiles, per yard - 19c
50c and 60c Silk Tissues, Silk Crepes, Voiles - 39c
EMBROIDERIES
45-in. Flouncing $3.25, $2.25 grade, per yard $1.50
45-in. Flouncing $1.50, $1.25, $1.00 grade, per yd 79c
Embroidery Banding, $1.50, $1.00, 75c grades, yd... 49c
18c and 15c Embroideries 10-in. wide, yd 10c
SILKS Ladies Handkerchiefs
All our fancy $1.00 and 5c grade 2c
$1.25 Silk, yard 79c 8c grade 5c
15c, 18c grade, 2 far. ,25c
Gauze Underwear ""
$1.25. $1,00 Silk Lisle Corsets
UnionjSuits,. . 79c A reguIar 75c Corset
I?' J S?i?UI?r-3?C double skirt- t proof.
65c. 50d Silk Lisle Vests can be washed and wiU
j:- "jjVl ic"" omVV- . not rust During this
35c and "25c Silk Lisle sale only
Vests at 19c 0
15c. 12Xc Vests at. . . 10c Mc
Have Many More Bargains to Offer. Come
Aid Get Your Share. This Sale Is For Cm!.
Regular Trade Price Paid For Eggs
Jfrs. Barbara Pbares
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