w '-'. T-' HttHr. RED CLOUD, Ne!'?vaBKA, CHIEF X v I ' ' 4 , l Are Toi Giviig A Yoir Body f A Squre Deal RMd "The Ills of Life" Tfe free booUct it a pltia tUteaeat f i mh people at to theu eiperie ..; .L bjowwhu they are talking about. Frthm. nd graadckildrea, They all ipetlu lorfractivereadiBf. Seadlorooe, Fauna it a rtaadanl household remedy '. 8 cold and catarrh. It U alto a light Uxatire. An admirable tetnedy (of . rfi '' ' w doe tor bill to lure Penina ia the borne. It laaUocoaveaieat M rm draap doe aot happea to have Peruaa M Mock ordet ft direct from ttt. $1.00 a bottle. $5.00 lot ux. We pay toaaaportatioa charge. Penua win kaoa way. One bottle will convince you. THE PERUNA COMPANY, Ohio Constipation Vanishes Forever Prompt ReliefPermanent Cure lAKibK's unit LIVER PILLS never fail. Purely vegcta Die act surely out genu on tne liver. Ston after dinner dis-. tres9-cure ' inrlirracttnn improve tlie complexion, brighten the eyes. SMALL PILL, SMALL DOSE, SMALL PRICE. Genuine must bear Signature SIMPLY SPELLING HIS NAME Peculiar Combination of Letters Led to Court Clerk's Rather Nat ural Mistake. "Spell your nomol" said the court clerk sharply. The witness began: "O, double T, I. double U, E, doublo L, double" "Wait!" ordered the clerk; "begin again!" The witness repeated: "O, double T, I, double U. B, double L, double U, Double O " "Your honori" roared the clerk, "I beg that this man be committed for contempt of court " "What ia your name?" asked the judge. "My name, your honor. Is Ottlwell Wood, and I spell it O, doublo T, I, double U, EL doublo L, double U, doublo O. D."- Ladles' Home Journal Another Echo of That 8ong. An old negro who had his savings In a Birmingham bank that recently suspended was telling his troubles to business man. "Don't worry," said tho business man. "I understand the suspension Is only temporary. "Out, boss," said the old negro, still perturbed, "de white folks say it's or long, long way ter temporary." Bir mingham Age-Herald. A Sense of Regret "It was a great move tho Russians made in abolishing vodka." "Yes," replied the man who is never happy; "only it Bccms to be they have gotten rid of about the only word in their language that Is asy to pronounce." Open Game. "Let me make tho songs of a nation and I care not who makes its laws." "Well, have a try. Many people seem to think there's room for improvement tn both Just now." Upon the whole, it is better to be knocked than Ignored entirely. In Foods H B . p bbbbbVHI IADTFDS .aWKZaV M TTLE MSt ilVER JHSlK pills. r CV ir i $&cj?&&zg more than in anything else quality counts more than quantity. Grape-Nuts FOOD contains more body-building nour ishment, weight for weight, than either meat or bread. Grape-Nuts is delicious and economical, and "There's a Reason" Grocers everywhere sell Grape-Nuts L ALL RIGHT IN THE FUTURE Proof That Llttlo Dorothy Had Im bibed the Policies Advocated i by Her Mother. Dorothy's mother la a suffragette ol advanced typo. Dorothy Is a deat little girl In a primary grado, but somewhat Inclined to copy her elders. Ono day her tonchor rocclvcd a note from the secretary of the school board, but waited until after class to read It Dorothy returned for some books and caught tears in tho teach er's oyes (tho latter had been donled an Increase In salary upon which she had based largo hopes), and said: "Why are you crying?" Tho teacher laughed and said, "The naughty old school bourd Isn't nice to mo I" Dorothy took hold of tho teacher's hand with both hers and said very seriously, "Don't you cry any more. When wo get tho voto we women will correct Buch things!" The Sunday Magazlno. Was a Bit Skeptical. Uncle rtastus was sitting In hit homo rending a newspaper when ht suddenly glanced up and addressed Aunt Dinah. "I hab Jca read In dls yeah papah, Dinah," ho remarked, "dat dom people what fly In dom flyln' mnchlncs kin do anything what a bird kin." "Yes, sah," was tho prompt re joinder of Aunt Dinah, "dcy hab jes got dat t'lng down so lino dat dcre hain't no bird what has got unyt'lng on 'cm." "Am dat bo?" reflectively returned Undo Hastus. "Well, whenovah yo' see ono of dem flyln' machluo men setting fast asleep holdiu' on to de limb ob a treo wld his feet Jes yo' call mo tcr como an' tako a look.' Necessarily Slow. A California. Youngster had been permitted to visit a boy friend on, tho strict condition Hint ho was tq leavo there at flvo o'clock and hid mother was very angry. Tho young ster insisted, however, that ho had, obeyed his orders and had not lin gered unnecessarily on tho way. "Do you expect mo to believe," said his mother, "that It took you two hours to walk a quarter of a mile?" She reached for tho whip. "Now, sir, will you tell me tho truth?" "Yo-es, mamma," Bobbed tho boy, "Charlie Wilson gavo mo a mud turtle and I was afraid to carry It so I led it home." Cheered Too Soon. During William Jennings Bryan's first presidential campaign In 1896, was It not? a section hand in Lincoln, for years a great Dryan rooter, begged for tho privilege of accompanying "the Commoner" on ono of his trips. At one stop Dryan got up to speak and declared tho causa was growing. "We are making headway each day," ho said. "Yesterday was better than the day before and today shows prog ress over yesterday." At which point tho section hand In terrupted with a Bhout: "Hurrah for tomorrow!" Hard Work. "So you have a government clerk ship, have you?-" "Yes." "Don't have to do any work, I sup pose?" "I don't, eh? I have to get my pay warrant every month, and get It cashed." The Truth Cornea Out Mother Do you go to church for tho sermon or tho singing? Pretty Daughter For tho hlms, ot course. But a man who rushes the growler is never in a hurry himself. It is estimated that tho annual catch of lobBters In tho world Is 125,000,000. OW I FERRIS FOUND HER PUCE Story of a Young Woman Who Has Become a Leading Decorator. VISITED HOMES OF GREAT Polite Request Gave Her Entree to Houses of England's Nobility Her Novel Ideas of Decorating Residences and Shops. By OSBORN MAR8HALL. (Copyright, 1315, by tho McCluro Nowspa pnper Syndlcato.) When Amy Ferris won. to Europe 10 study Interior decoration she wanted to soo tho real thing. Sho was tired of studying books and looking at pho tographs and diagrams of tho lnstdea of houses. Sho wanted to boo with her own eyes tho rich and costly interiors of tho famous mansions and historic castles of tho old country. Sho want ed to know how tho dukos and carls and lords who owned theso placos ac tually lived lu them. So sho decided to visit thein. ( "But how can you?" her frleiuls asked when sho told them her Inten tion. "You don't know a slnglo titled porson In Europe nnu you navo no millionaire friends lu America to In troduce you to them." "I am going to uBk permission," sho eald, and that Is Just what sho did. When sho urrlvcd in London sho looked in tho various bluo books and red books that tell all about tho no bility and their estates and found out what castles and mansions sho wanted to inspect. Her list Included ovcry Important earl and duko and lord of tho realm. Thon sho sat down and wroto a pollto lotter to each ot theso distinguished men and told him that ho was an American girl studying in terior decorating and would deem it a courtesy If ho would let her see his 8howed Her Into the Countess of Ellesmere'e Boudoir. bouso. watted. She posted tho letters and With ono single exception she re ceived enthusiastic letters in reply, bidding her como and lnspoct tho houses to her heart's desire. Tho young American girl started out at onco alone and unlntroduced to see tho dukes nud earls and lords of England. In many cases theso Important peo ple received her as a guest and en tertained her cordially. In other cases they Instructed their Bervants butlera and housekeepers to rccelvo her and give her carte blancho to thoir houses. At Worsley Hall. Ono of tho great houses Miss Ferris wanted most to seo was old Worsley hall, near Manchester.' It bclongod to tho earl of Ellesmero, who had as part of his household decorations tho matchless art treasures collected by tho duko of Brldgewater. Tho carl an swered her request promptly and on her arrival instructed his head butler to treat her with every consideration. Tho butler showed her solemnly through tho house from ono spacious hall to another, tolling her tho story of every tapestry and painting better than tho earl could have dono himself. Finally he showed her Into tho count ess or Ellesmere'a boudoir. "Will you pleaHo to remain hero aB long us you wish, ma'am4," ho said. "Thoro mny bo several things that will Interest you. When you aro through inspecting them if you will pleaso press tho push button I will roturn. You will perhaps feel freer to look about If you aro alono." Tho butler withdrew and tho young American girl found herself sitting alono and bewildered In tho countess of Ellesmero's richly upholstered arm chair. Before her wondering eyes thoro hung a priceless Raphael, near It a Vandyke, a portrait of ono of tho earl's ancestors, and thero a Lawrence. Thero wero raro prlntB and ancient tapestries also hanging on tho wall, and tho furniture Elizabethan chairs and Jacobean tables that would havo mado an American collector stagger. And here sho was, with permission to study It nud enjoy It to her heart's content Just becauso sho had asked. This experienco taught Miss Ferris something that It often takes business women u long tlmo to learn. It taught her that thoro Is a great deal of help and assistance to ho had lu climbing , tho ladder to success Just for tho usk lug. Her tour of tho great houses of England also taught her another thing. That was that In splto of tho wealth and history that these houses showed, thoro was still a great deal about tho furnishings that needed tho work of an interior decorator. In many of tho old mansions that wero formerly furnlHhed lu tho stately simplicity of tho Elizabethan or Jacobean era sho saw rooms done over In tho stuffy atrocities of tho Victorian era dust collecting lambrequins, ottomans, painted-velvet fire screens, whatnots, and a variety of gow-gaws that any up-to-dnto American housuwlfo would have relegated to tho attic years ago. When Miss Ferris had inailo her tour of England sho wont to Vienna, whero that art of Interior decorating has ro cclvcd inoro attention of lato years than It has In England. And hero again sho succeeded by tho saine Him plo method In gaining an entree to the best furnished houses of that cap ital. With this Inspiration and expe rience sho camo back to America ready to take up her profession ot In terior decorator. Took Up New Work. Miss Forrls Is a graduate or Smith college, and when sho was graduated sho entered St. Lukb's hospital in Now York to become a trained nurse. When after a few months' work sho faced tho realization that sho was not lltted to stand tho strain and fatigues of this calling, her llrst feeling was ono of keen disappointment, Many young women would have given up the hope of malting a career fur themselvus af ter this setback, hut not so Miss Fcr rlB. Sho went to work dollheralely to discover another profession. Sho had alwayti been fond of art and decora tion. In her work lu tho hospital wards tho things that struck her most and palled upon her wero tho baro ness and necessary austerity of tho surroundings. Her eyea longed for beauty, for color, harmony lu shape and tone. Sho thought first or tnklng up portraiture but, realizing that sho was not skillful enough with tho brush for this, sho decided to bo an Interior decorator. So scarcely had sho abandoned the nurso's uniform boforo she had enrolled as a student in ono of tho largo schools of applied art in New York not many blocks, away from tho hospital whero her first am bition had spent Us brief Ufa. Started on Borrowed Money. It was after sho had ilntshod a Bhort course In tho art school that sho went to Europe On her return sho went to work In tho shop of an Interior docorator, whero sho remained three weeks. At tho end of that tlmo sho decided to start lu by herself. Hor friends tried to dlscourago her. It wus perfectly Impossible, they told hor, for an interior decorator to start lu alono in New York without ull kinds of capital and all kinds of backing. Sho would havo, to furnish hor ollicc, to buy equipment stationery, sowing machines and all tho other parapherna lia of hor trade. But Miss Ferris was confident of hor own ability and her own Judgment. Sho borrowed flvo hundred dollars, took a tiny ofllco In a first-class ofllco building In tho Now York shopping center and waited to mako good, in tho meantime sho told overyono sho knew about her plans, and kept up with tho alumnao activi ties of her alma mater. Ono of tho first ordors that camo to her was to decoruto tho homo of Miss Woolloy, the president of Mount Hoi yoko college Not long afterward tho Collegiate Equal Suffrage leaguo opened a llttlo shop In tho shopping center of Now York and Miss Forrls, who Is an enthusiastic suffragist her self, offered to decorate tho placo free provided tho suffrago leuguo would consult hor on all decorating schemes. The leaguo had taken a hopeless llttlo basement storo. It was dark and stuffy, but with thoughtful arrange ment of yellow and brown and careful ly arranged lights the little shop was thoroughly transformed. Soon Became Known. Thero are many suffragists' ot wealth and lntluenco in Now York and when they camo to tho suffrago shop to buy tho latest book on tho feminist move ment, suffrago noto paper, banners and badges and other pnruphornalla, they wero struck by tho pleasing effect ot tho shop. Later when they thought of having thoir town or country homes furnished or refurnished, they would Bond for Amy Ferris. So tho now dec- orator hecnino known. Not long after this a parish house was under construction lu Hartford, Conn., and when tho authorities cum a to buy tho furnishings It occurred to ono who had seen nomo or Amy For rls work that Bho was Just tho person whoso advlco they needed. So Miss Forrls was sent for, and sho wont to work to plan out a schomo As usual, sho drow up n very speclllq statoment of what sho purposed doing) before sho started In her work. Thorn wasn't a detail In the whole plan that suggested that tho building was ltii tended for a church homo. It was Just as comfortable and Informal no though It wero a prlvato housa Surprised the Church Folk. As sho showed her plans, somo of, tho authorities looked aghast. They, hud associated a parlBh house with, something dark and funereal. They never thought of having missionary meeting and choir rehearsals and Sun day school and prayer meotlngs lu such u comfortable-looking place. "But why not?" Miss ForrU asked, and shot hud her wny. Another thing that sur prised somo of tho good parishioners ubout tho now pnrlBli house was tho basomont, whero tho men of tho church hail their meetings. This was actually called a rathskeller and Miss Ferris, had furnished It lu modern Vleuneso stylo for ull tho world like ono of tho Austrian cafeH bIiu had seen. "Why not?" said Miss Ferris again when tho people looked surprised. "It Is a good honest stylo of decoration. Men like it and men aro to uso tho room." And bo tho plan wont through. Since that tlmo Miss Ferris has be come a leading Intorlor decorator, with a sulto ot bIx rooms, including a shop whoro sho has on sale all manner ot furniture and lamps, draperies and other wares used In Interior decor atlug. Sho decorates not only parish houses, but churches, ofllco buildings, club rooms, stores, town houses, and country cottages and villus. Ono ot her most recent achievements was In decorating tho homo for tho women workers of tho Now York city mis sion. USED OIL AS LIFE SAVER British Government's Recognition of American Tanker'a Captain. Another striking instance of tho vnluo ot oil as a llfo saver at sea was recalled when tho British govomment, through tho Liverpool murlno depart ment of tho board of trado, present ed Captain J. B. Johnson, master of tho steamship Lackawanna, and for merly chief officer ot tho Narragan Bett (both steamers bolonglng to tho Anglo-American Oil company, Limit ed), with a binocular glass lu recog nition of his services wbilo on tho Narragunsott In assisting to rescuu tho passengers and orew ot tho steam ship Volturno, which wan abandoned in tho North Atlantic In consequence of a ilro, says tho Pall Mall Gazette. Tho steamship Narragansett first received tho S. O. S. from tho Car mania. Immediately on arrival at tho sccno tho former vessol pumpod a largo quantity of oil on to tho tromen dous seas, thereby smoothing the troubled waters and greatly facilitat ing tho task of rescue Various other presentations havo been mado In this connection. Cap tain liar wood of tho Narragansett ro colved a ploco of plato from tho board of trado, and gifts woro mado to other members of tho crow by the samo body. 24,000,000 Home-Makers. According to a bulletin by Mrs. Iris Prouty O'Lcnry on "Cooking aB a Training for Homo-Making Vocatlonnl Schools," issued by tho United States bureau of education, homo-making out ranks all other trades in tho number ol persons employed, according to the bulletin. Of tho 31,000,000 females over ten years of ago In tho United States, 24,000,000 aro engaged In homo making. Mrs. O'Leary says: "Whllo girls may enter other trades, tho great majority of women becomo at ono tlmo or other liomc-makorB. Wage-earning for them 1b but a temporary uffalr which they will leavo for a pormanont position lu their own homes." Tho bulletin lays emphasis on tho fact that cooking Is a scientific process and should bo taught aB such, especial ly in tho now vocational schools being established. Quake-Proof Homes. Cun man protect himself against earthquakes? Japan says yes, "for ot recent years sho has been applying tho results of seismology to tho construc tion of bridges, embankments, tall chimneys and suburban villas. Built on antl-enrthquako principles, theso new buildings have up to now dolled Jnpun's persistent one-a-mlnuto efforts to shako them down. Had tho houses of Avezzano been erected on tho Jap anese rules Instead ot on dry-building principles It 1b likely that thero would havo been as little loss of life as thero was in San Francisco, where tho steel built houses cracked In all directions, but did not bury their Inmates undei shapeless ruins. London Chronicle Method In Hit Madnen. Hykor Until yesterday I had no idea that old Qrasplt was a philanthro pist Pykor How did you get tho Idea? Hyker Ho was circulating a peti tion for tho purposo of raising money to enablo a poor widow to pay hot ront Pykor Qrasplt knows hlB business, all right. Ho owns tho houso tho pool widow lives In. foimilONAL Sfiwrsaioot Lesson (ity R. O. HKt.M'.UH, Acting IMroctor orl thintlny Hrhonl Course Mrxxly lllbia In-' Hlltutn, ClikiiKO.) LESSON FOR MARCH 28 REVIEW. HEADING LESaON-Nohcmlah 9::t-2L aoi.DKN TnXT-ntRhtommnH nxalt. rtli a nation: but uln la a reproach to any people. l'rov. 14:31. According to Professor Bocchor the extent of tho period we havo been studying during tho last quarter li 332 years, from tho death of Joshua B. C. 1434 to tho reign of Saul, which bognn B. C. 1102. Though other chronologlstB mny differ slightly, this Is approximately correct. Wo may roughly dlvldo this period into tho republic of Qod and tho king dom of mnn. In tho first section we studied tho period of tho Judgos, Barak, Gideon, Samson and Snmuol; ono prophetess, Deborah; nlso tho priest Ell and his sons; Samuel and Ahlnh; and Huth, who was an nncos trcss of our great high priest. In tho second section wo considered Saul tho king, nud a princo,' Jonathan, Haul's Bon. Whllo tho lessons may thus bo roughly divided, yet wo fcol Hint a general revlow of tho charac ters and tho principal lesson to bu learned from each will porhnps bo tho most prolltublo form of rovlow. Thero tiro four things to bo natd about each character and his rotation to tho events occurring In Israel: (1) Tho peoplo had departed from God; thero was dlsobcdlenco and a reli gious decline (2) God pormlttcd on tho part of Israel's onemlcB oppression that Anally becamo unbearable. (3) Thero was repentance on tho part of tho peoplo and an appeal to God for holp. (4) God raised up a Judgo who "saved" tho pcoplo and through this Judgo wonderful acts woro porformod showing Ills power and tho favor which rested upon iBrnol. Tho adult classes can profitably discuss such questions as, "Why did tho peoplo so easily forsako God?" "Why and bow did their ropentanco bo quickly load to their dellvoranco?" "How did God help tho peoplo to return unto htm?" "What woro tho mothods and the prin ciples used in God's punishment of tho people's sins?" "Was this form ot government In voguo a falluro r" Coming to tho second soctlon, many questions suggest themselves: "What advantages and opportunities did Saul, tho first' king, havo?" "How did his falluro begin?" "What was tho es sential dlffcrcnco botweon tho king dom of Saul and tho Ropubllo ot God undor tho JudgoB?" "What nro the outstanding characteristics of Jona than's llfo and character?" "What great mcBsago for today do thoso characters and theso two forms ot govomment havo?" Doctor Torroy suggests a prolltablo form of rovlow, viz., a doctrinal rovlow: ' (1) The teachings ot tho lessons ot tho past quarter ubout Jehovah and tho Holy Spirit; (2) Tho proviow, types and manifestations of tho Lord Jesus; (3) Tho teaching about sin and the particular Bins mentioned; and (4) Tho teachings about tho word of God. Of courBo to do all this, or to follow any part of theso suggestions wUl de mand that much work shall bo as signed In advanco and that groat care shall bo exercised to make any one of theso lines a connected and Inter esting whole Abovo all, bownro ot attempting too much lest tho schol ars becomo confused. If somcono can bo secured who la moderately successful in using tho blackboard an interesting revlow can bo presented to younger scholars by making a drawing presenting a "hall of fame,'' with panels for Deborah, Gideon, Ruth, Samuel and Jonathan. Another drawing may, by comparison, bo termed tho "rogues' gallery," and may havo in It panels for Samson, Ell, Ell's sonB, and Saul. Then toll, as I simply as possible, tho salient points in liiu niBiury ui uucu uiiu uuuw uuw God approved or disapproved ot their IIvcb; which wero used, and which sot aside. Any school can have bo 1 toro It on a chart or a blackboard the following: Tho lessons, chief persons, chlof t tacts aro given in order. 1. Joshua, Iraolltes, Judges; a great patience 2. Deborah, Barak, Slsora; a great deliverance. 3. Gideon, Angol ot Jehovah; a great call. 4. Gideon. Tho Thrco Hundred; a great test 5. Manoah, Samson; a great falluro. G. Naomi, Ruth, Orpha; a great re solve 7. Eli, Samuel, Jehovah; a great vision. 8. Philistines, Israelites, Ell; a great capture 9. Samuel; a great victory. 10. Samuel, Saul; a great honor. 11. Nahash, Saul; a great rescue 12. Jonathan, Armor bearer; a great hero. If written work is oskod for be care ful not to assign too much and, aa far as possible assign different tasks to Individuals ot a given class. It would bo an Inspiration to have a number of girls ot tho early teen ago each to read a brief essay on one ot tho femalo characters ot the past quarter's lessons, also to havo a num ber of boys selected to do tho samo for each ot tho important male char acters wo havo studied. There Is no lack ot subject matter 'or this Is a period in tho history ot Israel that teems with llfo find actlv-ity. M : ii i,i t Of l ( " ' . - f 'I f 'V. i 1 rti