n44fMiiimmyiimt9isnmi RED CLOUD, NEBRASKA, CHIEF Tr-s-EwrmrrK J ,1 ,MW& RDB SK ra& x f JOSEPHINE Jgg DODGE DA5KAM THE WOMAN WHO USED HER THEORY There was once n Woman who had a Theory that Men did Not Care, uor Too Much Intellectuality in her Sex. After this Theory she shaped' flier Actions, which sTiows her to ha'vo hecn a Itemarknble Woman. One day a Man nsked her if she Belonged to his Sister's Ibsen Club. "Oh, no," she answered, "I Cannot understand Ibsen at all." The Next Time he called he brought her a Bunch of Violets-and asked .her if she read Maeterlinck. "No; I think it is Very Silly," Bhe replied. tMM lil I I Mf ff 1 BROUGHT HER A BUNCH OF VI0LET8 AND ASKED HER IF 8HE READ MAETERLINCK. Now was her Time Then the Man brought her a Box of Chocolates, remarking, " 'Sweets, to"tho Sweet' do you not tliink Shakespeare was Right?" The Woman 6aw that she was Making .Progress, to Stop, but this she Did Not Perceive. "Shakespeare?" said Bhe. "Oh, yes, I have read a Little of His Works, but I do not see Much Sense in Them, to tell the Truth." "Nay, nay," said, the Man, "this is Too Much. Not to understand Ibsen shows that you are a Good Woman; to think Maeterlinck Silly augurs Well for your Intelligence; but not to see Much Sense in Shakespeare implies that you are Uneducated." And he' did not Call Again. This teaches us that it is Possible to Get Too Much of a Good Thing. THE WOMAN WHO MADE A CONQUEST There was once a Woman who Succeeded in Attaching to Herself a .ery Eligible young Man. She had Taken great Pains to do this, and she was very Much Gratified at the Result of her Laborsr So was Her Mother. They Walked upon the Pier daily with the Young Man to Show him Off.; "See- what my Daughter has Done for Herself!" said the Mother.) ."And yet it waa Nothing to her she Accomplished it all Very Easily.. I l4J THEY WALKED UPON THE PIER DAILY WITH THE YOUNQ MAN TO 8HOW HIM OFF. They are as Good As Engaged. It is wonderful how my daughter Attracts Everybody." The Other Women heard this and Resented It. "If She can Attract him so Easily," said they, "it would Be a Pity if We could Not" And they Set About it with Such Zeal that in a Few Days the eligible Young Man decided that with So Many to Choose From ho need Not Make Up his Mind Immediately, and the Woman's Opportunity was Lost. Then her Mother Regretted her Premature Satisfaction, but it was Too Late. This teaches us that She Laughs Best who Laughs Last. THE WOMAN WHO COMBINED TWO FIGURES There was once a Woman who Wished to Make an Impression upon a Friend of her Brother. She had Observed that this Friend was Much Interested in a very Athletic Girl who Played Tennis extremely Well. And yet Ho seemed pleased Also with a Society Girl who did Nothing well But DrcsB Herself. "I will Combine Both these Methods," thought the Woman, "and Win Out in a Short Time." After a While her Brother, who was' Observing her Tactics, called (her to One Side and Addressed her thuB : "Allow me to Inform You," jaid he, "that you aro Making a Great Mistake. If you wish to Mako a Success in the Tennis Lino you will have to Dress more TiOosely and bo Willing to look a Little Redder in the Face. because Otherwise you Cannot Play well. If, on the Other Hand, it is our Object to Look Stunning, you must Wear a Tighter and a Longer Skirt and Not Dash about so, which Spoils your Complexion, As it is. lyou are Thrown Out of Both Classes." This teaches us that you Cannot Skimp your Skirt and Have it Too. In Good Company. . A contemporary wantB to know what'a becomo of tho old-faohloned jmnn who used to aay: "I says. sayB I." When last Boen ho .was standing on a street corner In close conversation -with tho old-faBhlonod roan who BayB, '"Sezee to mo, bozoo." Cleveland Plaln Dealer. Llfe-Qlvlno Properties of Colon. Experiments show that the order of colors ranked iib to their life-giving properties will bo: blue, violet, yellow, red ami green. Thua, If a patient la put In a hospital where green pre dominates ho has a far slimmer chance of speedy recovery than If ho were comfortably fixed in a blue room, w " nS jv.-wtli - - tr j I l -..., .. . ,,' ht , ,. d '..r.,, A ''J1.. . ;iJ,M',L-n'i.'.-)!l....... mjmffi&m&Mm&sB&vggfc r'ij3iariitf.yisSfr'W . ...i'wgjBfcJ yjylklfc''''3 Afternoon Gown of Taffeta and Ribbon' BBBsl BBBBBBYBBBBEjBBBviSs isBSBsl JSfKWmWPf&ffrm .V TtM ' II" II1 ' i liM i ' " m BSSSMkSMSm ssl Ll I sKx9StjV? 1 1? A H Lasl r aHBuBuIn Isttsa wM DISTINCTLY in tho new French mode, this gown exemplifies how far It has departed from tho clinging fabrics and long lines that have pre vailed through many seasons. Com parlsons are odious,' but, like the Athenians, the moderns are always looking for something new, and hence the new modes. Some of them aro destined to die an early death and the best that can be said of saany of them Is that they furnish a cue to designers who take them up and Im prove upon them. In the gown pictured the employ meat of wide, plaid ribbon In bodice and skirt Is a feature that Is destined to live. The easy and comfortable adjustment of the bodloe, and Its use fulness for outdoor wear, are commend able. It answers the purpose of a little coat, finished with a standing frill of double tasTeta about the neck and sleeves, and the suggestion of a basque In the narrow frill about the jwalst The plaid ribbon forms a yoke slightly full about the waistline, to which the lower part of the skirt Is sewed. The seam shows a piping in the ribbon. Bxcopt for the yoke the skirt Is made of taffeta laid In nar row side plaits, and finished with a double frill of taffeta about tho bot tom. Two similar frills are placod Just below the knees. The skirt has novelty to recommend It, but Is not graceful. Tho yoke is almoHt plain about tho hips, and all the lines made by frills and joinings oxtend straight around tho figure, less ening Its height. No natural curves of the body aro. followed, and in fact tho body is encased in tho skirt instead of being draped with it. The doslgn is suited to a slonder figure of medium height. It would bo grotesque on a short, plump figure and awkward on a tall, slim figure. Tho yoke with side plaltod skirt at. tactaed has been worked up quite suc cessfully by making It an oversklrt finished with a frill at the bottom, falling over a plain skirt. The over skirt is weighted a little and slopes downward toward the back. The un derskirt Is full enough to admit of freedom In walking. One of those hats with flat, flaring brim mounted over the side of a orown Is faced with chiffon which extends be yond the edge of the brim in a frtlL The bandeau Is covered with rib bon finished with a small bow at the right side. 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And they may have It braldod in neat and shining strands and still bo fashionably dressed as to their heads. And at the front the hair may bo trimmed across the forehead In a bang or parted In the middle or at one side. No one stylo has been adopted as better than another, but there Is a growing fondness for old fashioned curls auoh as tho little daughters of colonial dames wore with such demuro pride. But however the mother may de termine to dispose of the matter of dressing hor darling's head, one thing la certain, ribbons of somo sort will be Introduced In tho schomo to tho Joy of tho wearor and evory one within sight of her. Plain wide taffeta holds first place In popular favor for hair bows and is not likely to bo displaced. It is crisp, with a crlspnesB that re mains, and made In every color of tho rainbow and many more., Two arrangements of ribbon bows are shown in the ploturo. Tho bow at the left la made of ribbon, alz or more tnchos In width, tied In a pair of loops and two ends; that la In the simplest of bows and known as tho Alsatian bow. It fastens In a strand of wavy hair at the left side and its business is to be purely ornamental. At the right, the hair is braided In two smooth braids, starting at the nape of the neck. They are wound with Btnall strands of hair at the enda and wrapped about the head.. The ribbon is in one length. One end Is tied about the braids at the left side In a bow showing two loops and a short, slanted end. The ribbon is brought over the top of the head and tied in tho same sort of bow at the right aide. The braids are actually tied together by the ribbon. This style is neat and substantial, and is said to encourage tho growth "of tho hair. When taffeta ribbon becomoa crushed from tying It is easily fresh ened. It should bo dampened by rub bing It with a clean moist pleco of white muslin or linen. When it is ovonly damponod place it on the Iron ing board and spread a cloan pleco ol white tissue paper over it. Iron it dry, undor, the tissue paper, with a modor ately hot Iron. JULIA OTTOMLRY. Wasted Sweetness. "Lady, said the Chicago heelor, "here's n box o' candy to tako home to do kids." "Sir," Bald tho lady voter, "candy Is dollcleiit lu protolds, contains an oxcuhr of albumonolds and Ho uho by tho adolescent Is provocative of tunny Infirmities which we, as new members of tho electorate, aro trying to-eradicate Firthrnioro, your ten dor of this package 1h In violation of section 3, 11, 41 of tho criminal code, which deals with attempted bribery." To which tho heeler could only re ply! "Well, wot Tell? wot T'cll?" Real Mourner. "What are you wearing that thing for?" nBkctl Mrs. Gaub, when her hus band camo homo with a band of crepo around hla lint. "For your first husband," replied Mr. Onhb. "I'm sorry ho died." 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Striking school teachers in London have won their strike for a minimum salary of 1500 a year. Said the maid to tho bnehful youth: "I'm going to Bcream nnyway, bo you might Just as well kiss me." Putnam Fadeless DyeB aro the eas iest to use. Adv. Luck has a perverso habit of favor ing Uiobo who don't depend on It. frTERAP'ioM S iiinarrortouBowalliint. Abaolatclj FRKC no -loiiow up-circnuira. nvoDllfflloiM. UK. l.im.Bv MSA. CO., 1UTIUTOCK Rl.. lUnnTBAD, LOKtKlK, EV w wm to roT TBaArio wiu. ecu top. Small Missouri Farm Either to, 30. 30 or 40 ertitrou Uk your ehok retrdle of tlie) ilto 3 town lots and 300 ahirea la uccsful 1,000 acre orchard company with two can nine (aetorlaa and full equipment: all for only $300: M down and IS monthly without Intaraat or taiiv Will pay round trip railway far of buyers. Payments atop In eats of daath. Wrlta for photocraphs and full Information. WIlllS K, MUItKI. I It It Y. LMe. KiSMf City. He. n wnrewn HAIR BALSAM A toilet prtparatloD of tnrrll. llalpa to eradlcata dandniS. autr to Cray or Fadad HakJ oo. ana loo at urnnuta. W. N. U., LINCOLN, NO. 17-1914. . Sick Ctft&n&OTi Is it possible there is a woman in this country who con tinues to suffer without giving Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege table Compound a trial after all the evidence that is con tinually being published, which proves beyond contradic tion that this grand old medicine has relieved more suffer ing among women than any other one medicine in the world? We have published in the newspapers of the United States, more genuine testimonial letters than have ever been pub lished in the interest of any other medicine for women and every year we publish many new testimonials, all gen uine and true. Here are three never before published: From Mrs. S. T. Richmond, Providence, R. 1. Providence R. I. For tho benefit of women who suffer as I have done I wish to state what Lydin E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound has done for mo. I did somo heavy lifting and tho doctor said it caused a displacement I have always been weak and I overworked after my baby was born and inflammation set in, then nervous pros tration, from which I did not recover until I had taken Lydia & Pink ham's Vegetable Compound. Tho Compound is my best friend and when I hear of a woman with troubles like mine I try to induce her to taKo your medicine." Mrs. 8. T. Richmond, 100 Waldo Street, Providence, R. L A Minister's Wife Writes: Cloqtjet, Minn. "I havo suffered very much with irregularities. Jain and inflammation, but your wonderful medicine, Lydia E. Pink am's Vegetable Compound, has mado mo well and I can recommend tho same to all that re troubled with these complaints." Mrs. Jkn kib Akeeman, co Roy. E. Akehman, Cloquet, Minnesota. From Mrs. .J. D. Murdoch, Qulncy, Mass. South Qxjinoy, Mass. Tho doctor said that I had organic troubk and ho doctored m i for a long timo and 1 did not get any relief. I saw iyaia to. ruuuinm's vegetable Jompounu ad vertised and I trlod.it and found relief before I had finished the first bottlo. I continued taking it all through middle lifo and am now a strong, healthy woman and earn my own living." Mrs. Jan.b D. Murdoch, 25 Gordon St, South Qnlncy, Mass. K Write to LYDIA E.riNKIIAM MEDICINE CO. (CONFIDENTIAL) LYNN, MA&S.,forndvicc. iter will be opened, read and answered by woman and held in itrlot conlldenoc. ,fRAi'.si'J..,A .-r-!2-KUWI.W H fiSWfiwO-tit.-KIV A iflkiji -'A.l .tffj is '&JHI&&2i!Zti . . kvj'.rtf.K immwsw j-; fc-waatci t ..--,.. j :. m' f - -r.ij.'i-'t .? lrtt&i'ii tiil, 1 W V . ... . .h.sfe3:. .v:.a M&$j$mmMwwmmw LrLff-tK'' r y,T ? r' -'rf r i i j &mwmUimnim'mti'M lur,'n w", i ta atMitfmmmx?r" ?. -'imsimaiammml 1 vm l n, f i. I' i '" u ft-