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PROCEDURE
COMMITTEE
REPORTS
LEGISLATIVE PROCEDURE COM.
MITTEE FINI8HE3 ITS WORK.
ADVISE NUMEROUS REFORMS
Preliminary Draft of Report of Senate
and Home Committee on Legis
lative Procedure arid
Budget.
committee and In each house be pre
pared and printed diUljr durlna- the me
elon in such form nnd mannor n will
secure the iiiont ndequato knowledge by
the mibllo Intarcdted In the progress or
lobulation.
C. Legislative Printing.
1. Letting of contract,
For tho legislative printing of tho 34th
ncoiton of the Nobrujkii leRiMnturo the
Mtnto cotninlniilonor or printing In re-
quested to prepftto speclflcntlons, Invite
bids nnd lot contracts In ncpord.mce with
tho foregoing rccointnundatlonir und ptir
aunnt to tho resolution of the senate and
holme or tlio thirty-third noislon or tho
NebrnMcn IcRlstnturo. To that end ho Is
requeued to confer nnd co-opornto with
tho chairman nnd secretary or the joint
comnilllco presenting this report.
D. Committees.
1. Names nnd inomberHhlp. The rules
shall provide ror the followlni; commit
toes with tnctnborahlp unnoxed:
8etiale
Folluning Is the report or the joint sen
ate und houRe committee on roform In
IfglMaUto pmredure nnd hudnet which
has been nt work since tho adjournment
or tho l,int session of the Nebraska legls
iHture. Tho Invcatlgntlon was conducted
by coricxpondenco for a period of nine
tnontliH wltli persona familiar with lect
in 11 vn practice In the various slates of tho
union nnd other countries. Kcvontl hun
dred lettcra were written nnd nnswirs He
cured. Oreat Interest was manifested In the In
vestigation by governors, lpfrlslatorn and
students of political soleneo In othor
states. In addition to thn rnri'Hponilenco
a member of the committee visited In per
oon the provinces of Mnnltntm. HiiHkntcho
wan, Alberta and liritlsh Columbia, in
western Canada and made n first-hand
study of tho methods of government In
use In those provinces.
To llonomble John If. Morehend nnd
Members of tho Thirty-fourth Hcsslon of
the Nebraska Legislature:
The Joint -committee of the senate and
the bouse, appointed under a resolution of
the thirty-third session of tho Nebraska
legislature to makn n rnreful study of
methods or legislative procedure In other
Uates and countries, Including the prep
aration or tho budget and appropriation of
money ror public expenses, and to forma
lute a report nnd recommendations upon
'here subjects, herewith submits Its find
ings. We recommend tho follow Inn schedule:
A. Bills.
1. HUe, style, tjpc, margin, etc.
Paper .Same quality as Mint, used for
thirty-third ncsslon Nebraska legislature,
HIxo 7Hxll Inches, the wimo iih used
In Wisconsin.
T)po 10 point. wlUi nonpareil (G-polnt)
alugs between lines.
Slxe of type pagos 5x8 Inchos.
Display headings not rnoro than 14
, Inches at ton or bill, using tho samo
words ror heading ns in tho thirty-third
session Nebruska legislature.
t. Amendatory bills.
Use the same form as that used In
"Wisconsin, via.: Now matter In Italics.
Old matter to be omitted with horlsontol
Mack lino across face (canceled tetters).
X Enrolling and engrossing bills.
Use Wisconsin plan, vis.: Engrossed
bills typewritten, enrolled bill printed
with different headings, with different
ype nnd upoa different sized paper from
thut used in printing ror regular bill flies,
flufllclent copies of enrolled bills ahull be
printed to supply members and furnish
secretary or state's ofTlce ror use In mak
ing certified copies of laws.
4. Illll drafting.
The vstabllshmerrt or n bill drafting
dlvMon or the legislative reference
bureau on lines similar to the one now in
service in Wisconsin. Service by this
division shall be rendered to members or
he legislature upon signed requisition
from members and without charge.
I. Bill flics.
For tho use of the sonate during the
session house bill flies shall bo made up
ao as to Include only those bills which
have already passed the house, thereby
Avoiding the great bulk of unused bills
upon the desks of members. A similar
plan shall be used In the house ror son
ata bills.
C Number or bills.
In order to cheek the introduction of
unnecessary bills, und nt tho samo tlmo
afford the people a fair hearing In the
legislative halls ror their demands, a rule
shall be adopted in both housos providing
that members shall Introduco such bills
only as thoy are willing to give their per
sonal endorsement nnd defend before the
committees and upon the floor.
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Accounts nnd expenditure"... S
Agriculture! "
lUnks and currency G
Constitutional amendments and
federal relation 5
Drainage, irrigation nnu wiuer
power (combined) G
Kducntlnn (Including university
and normal schools and llbraiy). r
Km-ollcd and engiossed bills 3
Finance, ways and means 7
Claims nnd dellclcnclin 5
Fish and game 3
Highways, bridges and fmrlci 7
Insurance , jj
Judicial y 7
I,utor ...... "
Live stock nnd grazing
Manufactures, retail and commerce
(combined)
Medical societies 6
Miscellaneous corporations
Miscellaneous subjects 5
Miscellaneous affairs C
Municipal affairs
Privileges and elections 0
Public Institutions (Including In
sane hospitals, reform school,
and olhor nsylum9, soldiers' '
homes, state penitentiary, deaf,
dumb nnd blind Institutes, pub
lic lands and buildings) 7
Ilallroads Jj
Iteveuuo and taxation 7
School lands and funds 3
Utiles und resolutions (combined). C
titundlmr committees 7
Note: In tho above list of senato com
mittees are 27 committees with u totul
membership of 139, compared with 42
committees with 253 members at tho
thirty-third session. In addition to the
committees consolidated with other com
mittees tho following hitherto existing
senate committees aro omitted, thulr
work, whore any existed, devolving upon
other committees:
Apportionment j
Employes "
Inlurnul Improvements G
Public charities 6
Military affairs &
Public printing G
Counties and county boundaries 6
membership of each committee at meet
ings without interfering with meetings of
other committees. The rules shall provide
for Joint meetings of the senate nnd
house committees on finance, ways und
moans, claims and such others as may
seem advisable.
8. Committee work nnd roll cnlts.
The rules shall provldo that Html notion
in rptinpilnir bills from committees shall
be takon only in the regular daylight hoii.a
or committee meetings und that a bill
shall be 'reported for tho general fllo of
the house of senato only when a majority
or nil tho members or tho committee de
clare themselves In ravor of tho bill und
willing to defend nnd promoto It upon the
floor In committee of tho whole.
The rules shall provide that a record of
tho vote In standing committees, whero
a division occuis In the committee, shall
bo kept, accessible lo the public during
tho session nnd shall be Hied with the
secretary of state at tho session's close.
E. Employes.
1, List of employes.
The rules shnll provide for the follow
lint schedule or regular employes for tho
houo and stnnte, and no more. ino
stntuto shall bo amended, whero necrl
sary to conform to tho rules:
iNlTOfrlONAL
StlNMTSOIOOL
Lesson
(Dy E. O.'BELLEIIB, Director of Evening
Department, The Moody Bible Institute,
Chicago.)
LESSON FOR MARCH 29
JESUS THE GREAT TEACHER.
HARVEST MOUSE OF ENGLAND
Oftleers nnd Tmployes
.of the Senate
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Stvrotn t y
Assistant secretaries
Chaplain
SergiMii t-iit-arms
Assistant serguant-at-arms ....... i
Clerk of enrolling and engrossing
loom v i
Pages
Stenogiaphers n
Engrossing room -
Clerk's olllce -
Subject to cull - ,?
Messenger (Jointly with house).... 54
Itookk'eper J
Custodians
Mall carrier (Jointly with house)..
Postmaster ' J
Janitor (to care for all rooms) J
Proor readeis and copy holders.... 1
Clerks
Itlll room -
FInanco commltteo (Jointly
with house) ,'"1'
Claims commltto (Jointly
with house) Vj
Subject to Mill . J
Mimeograph or amendment clerK.. 1
Ioorkeeper . .
Wntchman
Nolo: Extra help In thirty
third session was rendered by six
different persons, aggregato or
101 days, equal to two regular
employes
House
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25 71
Olllcers and Employes
of the House
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Legislative Publications,
1. Journals.
A printed dally Journal of the day's pro
ceedings shall be placed upon tho desk of
each member upon tho next following
legislative day. The presiding olllcor at
the proper time each day shall call for
corrections or the printed journal. When
all corrections are agreed to the corrected
record shall at onco bo transmitted by tho
chlct cleric or secretary to tho olllclal
printer, who shall procoed to print from
tho corrected typo forms tho futl number
of Imprcsslona required for the bound vol
umes -of the house and senate journals.
This process shall be repeated from day to
day so Umt at the close or the session tho
full. edition ot both Journals shall be
printed and require only Indexing und
binding to be ready for publlo distribu
tion. 3. Other publications.
That printed calendars of committee
meetings, subject Indexes of bills intro
duced and Uielr order of hearing before
Account and expenditures G
Agriculture H
Hanks and banking V
Cities and towns 11
Claims and dcHclcnclea (combined) 11
Constitutional amendments 7
Corporations 9
Education (Includes university nnd
noimal schools, publlo schools
and libraries) 11
Irrigation, dmlimge nnd water
uower (first two combined, last
one added) 11
Engrossed und enrolled bills 3
Fees nnd salurloH 7
Finance, ways and means 11
Fish culture und gamo 7
Innurunco '
Judiciary It
Ijibor ........ ,............... '
Mvo stock and graslng 1
Manufactures, retail and oommerco
(combined) G
Medical societies G
Miscellaneous subjects li
Privileges and elections 7
llnllronds
Revenue and taxation It
Hauls nnd bridges 11
Utiles nnd resolutions (resolutions
ndded)
School lands and funds 7
State Institutions (Includes In
sane hospitals, other asylums,
publlo lands and buildings, sol
diers' homes, state penitentiary) 11 49
Telegraph, telephone nnd electric
companies 9 15
Note: In tho abovo llst'of house com
mittees aro 28 committees .with n total
membership or 238, compared with 47
committees with 496 members at tho
thirty-third session. In addition to tho
committees consolidated with other com
mittees, tho following hitherto existing
house committees are omitted, their
work, whoro uny existed, devolving upon
other committees:
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Chief clerk
First u.HslHtiint
Second assistant, third and fourth
uttslstuuts 1
Chaplain
Postmaster 1
Sergeant-at-arms 1
Assistant sergeant-at-urms ,. 1
Clerks
Enrolling and engrossing loom 1
Illll room 4
Judlclury committee I
Finance committee and claims
committee 1
Mlmeotrr.itihcr 1
Subject to cult
Stenographers
For cleik's olllco 2
For cut oiling und engrossing
room 2
Subject to call
Timekeeper and lwokkeeper
Mull carrier (Jointly with senate)
Curitodluus
Messenger (Jointly with senate.)..
Pages
Proof readers
Porter
Iuy und night watch
tNowry
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Main Cauiee of Dependency.
Enumerating the causes of depend
ency or bomelcsaucfis, Mies Etta. Ca
ton, Btate agent for dependent chil
dren, declared In a paper read bofore
the second annual conference ot state
and local health c-'ulcors. at Lincoln
that drunkenness and immorality or
the social evil aro tho main causes.
Sho gave figures baBCd on a hundred
cases taken In "hand by tho home for
dopendent children. In forty-nine of
theso cases drink was one ot the
causes of trouble and In sixty-Biz
cases the social eril played a part.
Apportionment 9
Ilonevolent Institutions '7
County boundirle.M, county seals and
township organization 9
Employes "
Federal relations 7
Immigration 9
Internal Imniovements 7
Mtlttla 9
Mines and minerals 7
Publlo printing 9
2. Meetlugs.
The rules shall provide 'that regular
meetings of committees shnll bo held
rrom 9 until 1! o'clock a. in. dally, nfler
tho session has advanced to tho stngo or
commltteo work upon bills; that a sched
ule exhibiting the time uml place for
meotlngH or each commltteo'cach week
during tho period or active commltteo
work shnll be prepared and printed; Mint
the schedule shall be so arrangod for
dlfferont days and hours us to secure full
Reliable report? from all parts ot
the state that people aro shooting
ducks leads many lovers of hunting to
the conclusion that the federal gamo
regulations aro a farce so far us en
forcement lu Nebraska is concerned.
State Gnmo Ward on muonuecK 13
ready nnd willing to co-operato with
the federal authorities, but he has
been unablo t,o got any deflnlto in
formation as to what is deslrod of him.
Ab a result he Is making but little ef
fort to enforce tho federal regulations
against spring shooting of ducks and
geese.
Door and gate keepers 3
Note Extra help In thirty-third
session was rendered by 14 dlf
foient persons, .aggregate of
2.13V4 days, equal to 3 regular
employes 8
31 71
2, Employes' wages.
A comparison or the cot or tho neces
sary help to run tho legislature with the
cost or legislative help In tho thirty-third
session has been made upon tho basis or
full time for 90 days for each regular em
ploye, as follows:
Cost or employe us per this commlt
teo report:
Estimated Actual Cost
Cost of 33d Session
House S.lfiO 30,:t.-,S
Sonate C.7G0 21.G03
$13,210 I51.S03
Estimated saving to the state by adop
tion of tho committee's leport of $3C,C53.
3. Overtime,
In order to abolish the abuse of over
time and the absence of emplojes from
their duties during the legislative h.-shIoii,
a rulo shall bo miu'o toqulrlng all em
ployes to check their tlmo lu and their
time out each day of son lee during the
Besxlon.
t, Selection of employes.
A rule shall bo adopted providing for
thlS L-leethyi by ballot of the members ot
tho following olllcers in each house:
Senato Seciotaiy, chaplain, sergcant-nt-artns,
postmastor.
House Ciller cletk, tlrst assistant
clerk, second assistant clerk, chaplain,
sergeant-at-arms, assistant norgiunt-ut-nrms,
postmaster.
Other employes of the sunatu shall bo
chosen by tho president pro tomporo nnd
secretary ; In the house by the speaker
and chief cleik. Any apoluted employs
shall bo subject toiemoval by the ap
jwlnUng power or by u two-thirds vote
of tho house which no serves.
Farmers in eastern England fre
quently have to contend with the
drouth the 6ame as tho Nebraska
farmer. TH3 wns emphasized recent
ly when tho owner of a lnrge estnto
near Norfolk. Knglojad, asked tho
agricultural engineer at tho Nobruska
university farm for Information re
garding silos. Hoot crops, upon which,
the winter herds depend for feod, are
frequently a complcto falhiro on ac
count ot tho summer drouth, Silos
aro wanted in that section to make
possible the BUpply ot succulent and
more economical feed.
(Review.)
READING LESSON-Matt. 7:21-29.
GOLDEN TEXT-"He hath ahowed
thee, O man, wiiat Is good; and what
doth the Lord require of thee, but to do
justly, and to love mercy, and to walk
humbly with thy Qod."-Mlcah s:s.
There Is no chronological order to
the lessons for the past quarter,
though thoy have all been selected
from the period of the Perean ministry
of our Lord, Tho thought of the Gold
en Text, rather than the reading les
son, will serve to give us a connected
review.
The lessons have chiefly concerned
Jesus as the great Teacher, thus we
notice the Inclusive noto of the first
clause of tho Golden Text. "He hath
showed thee, O man, what Is good."
As an exposition of that note we have
presented God's plan of action, out
ward, "to do justly, aid to love mercy,"
and inwardly "to walk humbly with
thy God." With this thought In mind
let us divide lessons ot the quarters
Into two sections: (1) The first seven
lessons which have to do with man's
relation to the kingdom in Us outward
manifestation, and (2) the remaining
nve that have to do with "walking
Uhmbly with thy God."
At Children.
I. The first section. In order to
keep this two-fold thought before us,
we must observe carefully the several
golden texts. In the. first lesson we
have set before us the manner where
by we are to enter into this new
kingdom. We must enter as chil
dren and the Golden Text, "Likewise,
ve younger, bo subject unto the
elder ... for God reslsteth the
proud, but glveth grace to the hum
pie," illustrates the humility of chil
dren and the necessity of our right
relationship to them. The second les
son deals with the possibility ot co
operation with him in service,' e
when the 70 went before his face.
Great privileges, however, when
abused, bring condemnation and deg
radation. "It Is not you that speak,
but the Spirit of your Father that
speaketh in you." The third lesson
"The Good Samaritan" is another ex
pression of the outward walk of life,
that of loving mercy. True love never
asks who It may, but rather who it
can, serve, it always maiuiesu it
self In sacrifice and in service "Thou
halt love thy neighbor as thyself."
The story of service actually ren
dered to our Lord in the days of his
fleBh is the subject of the fourth les
son. All other interests and ties mast
be secondary to our allegiance and
obedience to him "Inasmuch as ye
did It unto one of these, my brethren,
even these least, ye did It unto me."
The fifth lesson concerns prayer. The
parable of the unfriendly neighbor and
the effect of prayer to bring about just
relations is revealed In the Golden
Text which is the heart ot that les
son. "Ask, and It shall be given you;
seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it
shall be opened unto you." The sixth
lesson still continues to treat this out
ward aspect and reveals to us the
fact that great as Satan is, our Lord
Jesus has far greater power.
Must Walk Humbly.
II. The second section. We now
come to a group ot lesions that seem
to emphasize tho second part of God's
requirements, as expressed In the
Golden Text for today, viz., "and to
wAltr hnmhlv with thv God." This
is the Inward, personal, relation with
God, as against our outward, ngni
eous relations with men. Theso re
maining leBsons deal with the abiding
principles ot dlsclpleshlp which,
Jesus gave to his followers. The
eighth lesson reveals the principle ot
a true confession of Chrl&t to be that
of the faith which makes fear impos
sible. We aro to fear God alone. In
the ninth lesson we see that tho true
fulfillment ot life Is that of having
tho heart set upon the true treasure,
which Is spiritual, rather than upon
tho false treasuro which is material,
for, "Where your treasuro Is, there
will bo your heart also." In lesson
ten wo have set bofore us tho prin
ciple of faithful servlco which Is that
of watchfulness for the returning
King, and which expresses itself lu per
petual service in his Interest and on
behalf ot his household. "Blessed
are thoso servants whom the Lord,
when he cometh, shall find watching."
The principle of the religion of Christ
Is that of compassion (lesson 11),
and tho true sanction ot the Sabbath
la fulfilled in such service as makes
the Sabbath possible to those who are
In need. It Is, therefore, lawful to
do good on the Sabbath.
Lesson 12 deals with the vital Issue
of this second section, viz., that It Is
of far more Importance that we be In
Excepting the Lesser Shrew It Is the
Smallest British Mammal
, Known.
London. Excepting tho lesser
shrew, tho smallest British mammal Is
the harvest mouse. The length of its
body Is about two Inches, and of its
tall about a qiajirter of an inch longer.
The color of tho back and flanks Is
yellowish brown, and underneath it la
almost puro white. Tho earliest Eng
lish description of OiIb mouse is con
tained In a letter of Gilbert White,
written In 17G7 to Thomas Pennant In
which he snys: "From the color, shape,
SPBBBBBBBBBsR & i'sfi IflaV
Harvest Mouse.
Blze and manner of nesting, I make no
doubt but that the species 1b nonde
script . . . They never enter houses;
are carried Into ricks and barns with
the sheaves; abound in harvest; and
build their nests amid tho straws of
the corn abovo the ground, and some
times in thUtles. They breed as many
as eight at a litter, in a little round
nest, composed of the blades of grass
or wheat." In a later letter Gilbert
Whlto says: "Two of them, In ascale,
weighed down just ono copper half
penny, which Is about 'the third of an
ounce ndvolrdupois; so that I suppose
thoy aro the smallest quadrupeds In
this Island." Formerly tho neBts ot
harvest mlco wore commonly found in
standing corn, but the close cutting
reaping machines played havoc with
thorn and they areseldom found In
crops nowadays. Tho summer nest is
about the size of an orange, made of
grass, corn blades or split leaves of
reeds cunningly woven together. The
most usual situation of their nests Is
In tho tangled herbage along the sides
ot fields and in ditches, among the
heads of thistles and sometimes in
reeds. The winter nest is a more
solid structure. It Is made of mosses
and is completely closed. Sometimes
they enter hay ricks In the winter and
keep warm in largo companies to
gether. The harvest mouse Is fairly
abundant In the southern counties of
England, and 1b very rare In Scotland;
In Wales and Ireland it is unknown.
The food consists of seeds and the
tender shoots ot young leaves and also
Insects. No doubt many harveBt mice
fall victims to hawks and weasels.
"BOUND FOR
WESTERN CANADA"
A PRAIRIE SCHOONER SLOGAN,
THAT STARTED FROM
NEBRASKA.
Four horses abreast attached to a
red painted prairie schooner, with
windows and a protruding stovepipe,
with the words, "Bound for Canada,"
on the schooner's side, was the object
of considerable interest as It passed
on the way northward from Nebraska
a short time ago through the towns
In Nebraska, South and North Dakota.
After somo weeks of strenuous travel
ing in this way, Mr. J. F. Jensen made
the overland trip from, Jameson, Ne
braska, and with his little family made
the regular customs entry at North
Portal, in the province of Saskatche
wan. Their destination was Willow
Bunch, a district that Mr. Jensen,
had selected as one In which It was
possible for him to work out his for
tune. Ho located oma good half sec
tion of land, and intended putting on
It some cattle that would fatten on
the wild prairie grass that grows so
luxuriously in that district. In addi
tion to this his purpose was to culti
vate a portion of it and raise whoat,
oats, barley or flax. In short, a life
devoted to mixed farming was what
he had In view and It Is easy to un
derstand that he will make a success
ot It, and In a year or so will attach
some mora 'land holdings.
Although his beginning may be
small, It may safely be said that Mr.
Jensen, like thousands of others who
have begun life in western Canada on
no more and with probably much less,
will prosper. He will not ba far from a
line of railway. Schools will be close
at hand and other social conditions so
necessary in a new country are avail
able. Advertisement
MERELY A LAW OF NATURE
What at First Looks Like a Peculiar-
ity of Running Water Is Easy
of Explanation.
Have you ever noticed, when the
water has almost all run out ot the
bathtub, how tho light particles on
tho surface seem then to race out
much faster than tho water? As a
matter ot fact, thoy are traveling
faster than most of the water; but
no faster than that on the surface.
The reason Is not far to seek. Run
ning water, even In a river, goes nt
different rates; but fastest on the top
surface right in the middlo of the
stream. Friction with the sides and
bottom makes the water there go
more' slowly. So tho light particles
on top of the water In the bathtub,
rush ahead at a good rate.
This peculiarity in rivers Is utilized
by boatmen when they have to go up
a swirt stream; they always paddle
up near the bank. And at curves, as
the water swings outward, they take
the inside bank; for there the water
is almost still. On the other hand, in
coming down, the very center of the
stream is chosen. Sunday Magazine.
If,
FRENCH DOG THEIR NEMESIS
Two Alleged Bank Robbers
Down by Clue of Small
Poodle.
Run
Connellsvllle, Pa. "Jerry," a French
poodle, led to the arrest ot two al
leged bank robbers here. James Rey
nolds, Jr., aged twenty-one, and Mar
tin Mullln, aged twenty, were arrested
hero on complaint of Julius Beller ot
Johnstown, who told the police that
his bank had been entered and $1,000-
stolen.
The Johnstown police learned that
Reynolds had telephoned to friends
In Johnstown nnd the police there
notified the local authorities to arrest
him, saying that probably he would
have a French poodlo dog with him.
The two men wero arrested, nnd when
taken to tho lockup Reynolds had in
his pocket $206.05, It is said, and
ilullln had $100. The young men ad
mitted robbing tho bank, It Is alleged,
but each blamed tho other with taking
tho money.
UAOUnnCIO
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GROUNDHOG TIES UP RAILWAY
Little Animal Bores .Its Way Into
Conduit, Short Circuiting All
8lgnal WlresT"
Tarrytown, N. Y. The New York
Central railroad was tied up by a
groundhog, Tho little animal bored
his way Into a conduct at the Main
street crossing, short circuiting all
signal wires. Tho Wlldoy streot sema
phore board flopped up and down,
alternating between "danger" and
"clear." Then It was noticed that
all the signals were doing a dance.
The gateman at tho crossing looked
Into the conduit and saw the ground
hog. Laborers were summoned and
a firo wn8 started to Bmoke out the
animal.
The tower man at the south of the
station, seeing smoke, thought the
crossing was on firo and stopped all
north-bound trains, including fnsf
tno ungaom inan any ri.ue. vv , expresses. After a while thq
xnustimt forth strenuous efforts that, DPniindho-,.,-.-,, ftnd traffic was
resumed.
LIR;BWLS
No sick headache, biliousness,
bad taste or constipation
by morning.
Get a 10-cent box.
Are you keeping your bowels, liver,
and stomach ' clean, pure and fresh
with Cascarets, or merely forcing a
passageway every few days with
Salts, Cathartic Pills, Castor Oil or
Purgative Waters? -
Stop having a bowel wash-day. Let
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ulate the stomach, remove the sour
and fermenting food and foul gases,
tako the excess bile from the liver
and carry out of the system all the
constipated waste matter and poisons
In the bowels.
A Cascaret to-night will make you
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or cause any inconvenience, and cost
only 10 cents a box from your store.
Millions of men and women tako a
Cascaret now and then and never
have Headache, Biliousness, Coated
Tongue, Indigestion, Sour Stomach or
Constipation. Adv.
Style.
MrB. Styles To bo In style the pa
pers say one must have something
.slim about them.
Mr. Styles Well, ym in Btyle. all
right, then.
. "How so?"
"Why, my pocketbook looks that
way, all right."
She Didn't Scream.
Patient May I scream if you hurt?
Dentist Yes, but we charge extra
for that.
we may enter the narrow door. The
kingdom of God Is doing the will or
God, rather than calling him Lord!
Lord! "Not everyone that salth unto
me, Lord, Lord, shall enter Into the
kingdom of heaven."
Thus as we hastily look over these
lessons from these two viewpoints,
ws are led to conclude with the first
declaration ot tfe Golden Text for
the ajr
Tax Assessors Puzzled.
Babylon, N. Y. Local tax assessors
are stumped In their attempts to fig
ure out hqw they can tax Jesso Ver
ity, who Uvea on a commodious house
boat In the harbor. His children en
tnv thn benefits of 'the district school
without cost
US. Pierce's Pleaiant Pellets regulats
and Invigorate stomach, liver and bowels.
Sugar-coated, tiny granules, easy to take.
Do not gripe. Adv.
Somo fellowB divide their time be
tween being roasted and being kept In
hot water.
Hard luck Is the kind that come
easiest.
Doctor up that Cough Dean'a Mentho
lated .Cough Droni aro a sure relief for all
coughs and colds oo at Druggist.
The last person a man usually learns
to know Is himself.
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