The Red Cloud chief. (Red Cloud, Webster Co., Neb.) 1873-1923, March 19, 1914, Image 8

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FIRST ARRIVALS IN
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For That New Easter Dress
' We Have A Nice Line Of
Wool Crepes at $1.25 Per Yard
U7l CAttiWA, In all colors from 36 to 64-in
WOOl OergeS widths, from 50c to $1.50.
SILKS
In Brocades, Plain Messelines, Serge Silks at
$1.00 for the 27-in and $1.25 and $1.50
forth3 36-in.
BARBARA PHARES
Agent For American Beauty and Warner
Bros. Corsets And Butterlck Patterns
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Rugs! Rugs!
Having Just Returned I From Market
Where I Personally Selected
A Large Line!o
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I Now Have a Complete Line of Rugs
In All Sizes and Grades And In
All The Late Patterns
ROY SATTLEY
Licensed Embalmer and Furniture
Dealer.
Reliable Bleicksmithing
Whitaker & Buckles desire to announce to the
public that they have engaged the services of Al Beers,
who with their foreman, Ira Wolfe, are known as two
of the most skillful and careful blacksmiths in this part
of the state. They are now better prepared than ever
to care for the spring work in this line, and guarantee
prompt and satisfactory service.
They are fully prepared to supply the spring trade
in the implement and vehicle line, including Discs,
Harrows, Gas Engines, Manure Spreaders, Listers,
Planters, Drills, Binders, Mowers, Hay Tools. Wagons,
Buggies, Etc.
Cook Had Her Orders, nnd Disobedi
ence Evidently Was Not a Fall
Ing In Her Makeup.
Several of our doparted handmaid
ens Btnnd out in our memory, sur
rounded by a vorltablo halo of Bmllea
and laughter in spite of tholr faults
and shortcomings.
Ono fat Swedish cook who substi
tuted for tho parlor maid on the tat
ter's day "out" received explicit in
structions to admit no patients com
ing to seo the doctor through tho
private entranco; they should be
asked to go to tho doctor's en
tranco, instead of being led through
tho family's privato rooms as had fre
quently occurred in tho past
Mathilda solemnly nodded her com
prehension nnd proccoded to carry
out instructions In tho following mas
terly fashion:
A gontlomnn hurried up to the fam
ily's dcor, nnr Mathilda ponderously
advanced to answer his ring.
Gentleman Is tiio doctor In?
Mathilda Hlcaso go 'round to od
der door.
Of. Jomnn Novcr mind that; is
th" doctor In?
Mntildy (firmly) Dlcaso go 'round
to odder door.
Gentleman (.very mad, loudly nnd
distinctly) Is-tho-doctor-at-homo?
Mathilda (sadly) Dleaso go 'round
to odder door.
The gentleman, snorting his dlBgust,
Btampod down tho stops, went around
to tho physician's entranco and rang
hopofully.
Mathilda looking at him as if sho
had novor seen him before, soon
opened tho door crack.
Gentleman Well? Is tho doctor
in?
Mathilda No, ho iss oud! Exchange.
THERE WITH AN EXPLANATION
One Suspects That Bald-Headed Bar
ber Had Been in ThatTight
Situation Before.
A western senator complimented nn
actor on his flno head of hair and
said ho would like to know tho ac
tor's secret.
Smoothing his glossy locks, tho ac
tor replied:
"Tho secret of a good head of hear
Is still unknown. Tho number of bald
'headed barbors ono sees Is proof of
this, because a bald head Is a serious
drawback to a barber's trade. How
many bald barbers, offering hair
growers to customers, are asked why
they don't uso tho tonic themsolves."
Laughing, tho actor continued:
"I know a bald barber In New
York, though, who has a ready, if not
altogether convincing, answer for
questions of that sort.
"A friend of mine, on being offered
n bottlo of tonl ono day at this fel
low's shop, exclaimed:
'"What a ncrvo you havo! So bald
yourself, yet recommending a hnlr
tonic!'
"'Ah.' tho barber "replied, 'It Is on
my nssistant, whoso flno head of hair
you see', tlint we uso the hair tonic. I,
on tho other hand, am experimenting
with a now depilatory cream. Just
look at my skull smooth as a bil
liard ball!'"
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WANTED!
HORSES
Mares Mules I
For Eastern and Southern Markets
Will buy any kind of horses and mares from 3 years to as
old as they get but must be broke to work. Have a home
for all of them from a plug to as good as they grow.
MULES:-Am in the market for all kinds from 3 to 1 0
yeats old, and make a specialty of extra good mules. If
you have any don't fail to show them to us.
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Red Cloud, Nebr.,
Saturday, March 21st
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WHITAKER . BUCKLES
Had to Be Fashionable.
Lottlo was black, and "kinder Bet
tied" as to ago. Talking was her forte,
nnd no hints sufficed to sllenco her.
Frequently, however, she made re
marks worth hearing so tho family
boro hor long stories patiently, on the
whole, and usually were rewarded.
Lottlo had ono brilliant tooth, which
glittered when sho smiled, and whon
she received her first month's wages
Bho remarked: "Now Iso gwlno tor bo
n sho' nuff Bwell! I'll git dat dentls
man to klver up another tooth with
gold!"
When her mlBtreas observed that
her tooth seemed unusually sound and
hcnlthy looking, Lottlo grinned and
said:
"Ob coso doy Is; but yo' gotta hab
gold ones mixed in to bo fa3hIonablo
now'dnys!"
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F I RE
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THE ALARM is a dreadful thing
Of FIRE for the man without
insurance. Every time he sees the
engines racing along bis heart comes
up in his throat if the fire is anywhere
near his place. What folly, what mis
taken economy.
THE COST OF is so small that it
INSURANCE need hardly be
considered. The freedom from worry
alone is worth it many times over
IIuvu us iriMiro you to-day.
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FOR SALE
DeLaval and Beatrice
Cream Separators
Qvieeri Incubators
Flour and Feed of All Kind
Geo. W. Trine
Both Phones
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FUR.NITURJE
ass and ses-
UNDERTAKING
ED. AMACK
Why He Wa3 Favored.
Tho Archbishop of York Is credited
with this story. Ho Bald ho would not
say nnythtng against Yorkshiromon,
but thoy possessed ono characteristic
which might be considered as a virtue
or nB a defect, according to tho vlow
they took of it. Ono Yorkshire native,
who had bocomo well-to-do, was asked
by 8omo ono for li subscription. He de
murred, and was pressed with the ob
servation: "Hut Bee how you havo boon pros
pored In your business," whereupon ho
iv .narked:
"Won't you como any ot your reli
gion on mo. Tho Almighty wouldn't
havo trusted mo with so much brass If
ho dldn think 1 could keep It!"
Reliable Insurance.
Dr. J. C Caldwell
PHYSICIANS; SURGEON
Calls Answered Doy or Night
ALL THE PHONES
NEWHOUBE ELK.
.-.THY US FOR ARTISTIC JOB PRIflTIflG.'.
As They Used to Appear.
Hackward, turn backward, O, Tlmo
In your tlight, and glvtt us a maiden
dressed proper and right. Wo are so
weary ot switches and rats, Hilly
Hurko clusters and peach basket bats;
wads ot jute hair In a horrlblo pllo
stacked on their heads to tho height
ot a mile. Something is wrong with
tho maidens, wo fear. Givo us tho
girlies we onco knew ot yore, whoso
curls didn't como from a hair-dressing
store; maidens who dressed with
a sensible vlow and just as Damo Na
ture Intended them to. Glvo us a girl
with a ilguro hor own and fashioned
divinely by Nature alone. Feminine
stylo Is getting fiercer each year oh,
glvo us the girls as thoy used to ap
pear. Kansat City Star,
OlIlroTcilphoncs: IMI.SS; I ml. MO.
Hex. Tt'l.'plumts: Hell, ltcd 'J7;i; liul.t&O.
Office Over H. A- Albright's Store
Red Cloud, -:- Nebraska
DOYLE BROS.
Live Stock and General Auctioneers
1IOTI! 1'IIONKS
lied Cloud
17 on 8
Lebanon
Son 187
WEassur e you that our
groceries can be de
pended upon for any or all
of your meals. Fresh goods
added to our stock every
week. f Are you one of
our many satisfied custo
mers? If not, we solicit
a trial order.
P. A. WULLBRANDT
THE HONE GROCERY
Dr. Nicholson
DENTIST
offick ovi:n Ai.imiairr's store
IN MVKRTON OS MONDAY
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We Can Please You As To Material, Style And
Workmanship, And Our Prices Are Very Low.
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