The Red Cloud chief. (Red Cloud, Webster Co., Neb.) 1873-1923, March 19, 1914, Image 8
if RED CLOUD, NEBRASKA, CHIEF C"T'WCa eVsMMal iMS V"M- PATIENT WENT TO THE BACK Kx ft, . to I l.t I f'& fc' JE". R I ft : s 1 fe I. 1 JTI FIRST ARRIVALS IN . For That New Easter Dress ' We Have A Nice Line Of Wool Crepes at $1.25 Per Yard U7l CAttiWA, In all colors from 36 to 64-in WOOl OergeS widths, from 50c to $1.50. SILKS In Brocades, Plain Messelines, Serge Silks at $1.00 for the 27-in and $1.25 and $1.50 forth3 36-in. BARBARA PHARES Agent For American Beauty and Warner Bros. Corsets And Butterlck Patterns naAvCSCS ntSStSSAW wCSSS Rugs! Rugs! Having Just Returned I From Market Where I Personally Selected A Large Line!o RU G S I Now Have a Complete Line of Rugs In All Sizes and Grades And In All The Late Patterns ROY SATTLEY Licensed Embalmer and Furniture Dealer. Reliable Bleicksmithing Whitaker & Buckles desire to announce to the public that they have engaged the services of Al Beers, who with their foreman, Ira Wolfe, are known as two of the most skillful and careful blacksmiths in this part of the state. They are now better prepared than ever to care for the spring work in this line, and guarantee prompt and satisfactory service. They are fully prepared to supply the spring trade in the implement and vehicle line, including Discs, Harrows, Gas Engines, Manure Spreaders, Listers, Planters, Drills, Binders, Mowers, Hay Tools. Wagons, Buggies, Etc. Cook Had Her Orders, nnd Disobedi ence Evidently Was Not a Fall Ing In Her Makeup. Several of our doparted handmaid ens Btnnd out in our memory, sur rounded by a vorltablo halo of Bmllea and laughter in spite of tholr faults and shortcomings. Ono fat Swedish cook who substi tuted for tho parlor maid on the tat ter's day "out" received explicit in structions to admit no patients com ing to seo the doctor through tho private entranco; they should be asked to go to tho doctor's en tranco, instead of being led through tho family's privato rooms as had fre quently occurred in tho past Mathilda solemnly nodded her com prehension nnd proccoded to carry out instructions In tho following mas terly fashion: A gontlomnn hurried up to the fam ily's dcor, nnr Mathilda ponderously advanced to answer his ring. Gentleman Is tiio doctor In? Mathilda Hlcaso go 'round to od der door. Of. Jomnn Novcr mind that; is th" doctor In? Mntildy (firmly) Dlcaso go 'round to odder door. Gentleman (.very mad, loudly nnd distinctly) Is-tho-doctor-at-homo? Mathilda (sadly) Dleaso go 'round to odder door. The gentleman, snorting his dlBgust, Btampod down tho stops, went around to tho physician's entranco and rang hopofully. Mathilda looking at him as if sho had novor seen him before, soon opened tho door crack. Gentleman Well? Is tho doctor in? Mathilda No, ho iss oud! Exchange. THERE WITH AN EXPLANATION One Suspects That Bald-Headed Bar ber Had Been in ThatTight Situation Before. A western senator complimented nn actor on his flno head of hair and said ho would like to know tho ac tor's secret. Smoothing his glossy locks, tho ac tor replied: "Tho secret of a good head of hear Is still unknown. Tho number of bald 'headed barbors ono sees Is proof of this, because a bald head Is a serious drawback to a barber's trade. How many bald barbers, offering hair growers to customers, are asked why they don't uso tho tonic themsolves." Laughing, tho actor continued: "I know a bald barber In New York, though, who has a ready, if not altogether convincing, answer for questions of that sort. "A friend of mine, on being offered n bottlo of tonl ono day at this fel low's shop, exclaimed: '"What a ncrvo you havo! So bald yourself, yet recommending a hnlr tonic!' "'Ah.' tho barber "replied, 'It Is on my nssistant, whoso flno head of hair you see', tlint we uso the hair tonic. I, on tho other hand, am experimenting with a now depilatory cream. Just look at my skull smooth as a bil liard ball!'" r. WANTED! HORSES Mares Mules I For Eastern and Southern Markets Will buy any kind of horses and mares from 3 years to as old as they get but must be broke to work. Have a home for all of them from a plug to as good as they grow. MULES:-Am in the market for all kinds from 3 to 1 0 yeats old, and make a specialty of extra good mules. If you have any don't fail to show them to us. WILL BE AT y s Red Cloud, Nebr., Saturday, March 21st Peddieor d & Kirkpatr lek s s s WHITAKER . BUCKLES Had to Be Fashionable. Lottlo was black, and "kinder Bet tied" as to ago. Talking was her forte, nnd no hints sufficed to sllenco her. Frequently, however, she made re marks worth hearing so tho family boro hor long stories patiently, on the whole, and usually were rewarded. Lottlo had ono brilliant tooth, which glittered when sho smiled, and whon she received her first month's wages Bho remarked: "Now Iso gwlno tor bo n sho' nuff Bwell! I'll git dat dentls man to klver up another tooth with gold!" When her mlBtreas observed that her tooth seemed unusually sound and hcnlthy looking, Lottlo grinned and said: "Ob coso doy Is; but yo' gotta hab gold ones mixed in to bo fa3hIonablo now'dnys!" i9994BHBiM'UWvM I " 3HHHM MnBlCtMA ." .'.1iW-1 Ifi F I RE s THE ALARM is a dreadful thing Of FIRE for the man without insurance. Every time he sees the engines racing along bis heart comes up in his throat if the fire is anywhere near his place. What folly, what mis taken economy. THE COST OF is so small that it INSURANCE need hardly be considered. The freedom from worry alone is worth it many times over IIuvu us iriMiro you to-day. s FOR SALE DeLaval and Beatrice Cream Separators Qvieeri Incubators Flour and Feed of All Kind Geo. W. Trine Both Phones 3SS29waa &S&S WHBw&sssa FUR.NITURJE ass and ses- UNDERTAKING ED. AMACK Why He Wa3 Favored. Tho Archbishop of York Is credited with this story. Ho Bald ho would not say nnythtng against Yorkshiromon, but thoy possessed ono characteristic which might be considered as a virtue or nB a defect, according to tho vlow they took of it. Ono Yorkshire native, who had bocomo well-to-do, was asked by 8omo ono for li subscription. He de murred, and was pressed with the ob servation: "Hut Bee how you havo boon pros pored In your business," whereupon ho iv .narked: "Won't you como any ot your reli gion on mo. Tho Almighty wouldn't havo trusted mo with so much brass If ho dldn think 1 could keep It!" Reliable Insurance. Dr. J. C Caldwell PHYSICIANS; SURGEON Calls Answered Doy or Night ALL THE PHONES NEWHOUBE ELK. .-.THY US FOR ARTISTIC JOB PRIflTIflG.'. As They Used to Appear. Hackward, turn backward, O, Tlmo In your tlight, and glvtt us a maiden dressed proper and right. Wo are so weary ot switches and rats, Hilly Hurko clusters and peach basket bats; wads ot jute hair In a horrlblo pllo stacked on their heads to tho height ot a mile. Something is wrong with tho maidens, wo fear. Givo us tho girlies we onco knew ot yore, whoso curls didn't como from a hair-dressing store; maidens who dressed with a sensible vlow and just as Damo Na ture Intended them to. Glvo us a girl with a ilguro hor own and fashioned divinely by Nature alone. Feminine stylo Is getting fiercer each year oh, glvo us the girls as thoy used to ap pear. Kansat City Star, OlIlroTcilphoncs: IMI.SS; I ml. MO. Hex. Tt'l.'plumts: Hell, ltcd 'J7;i; liul.t&O. Office Over H. A- Albright's Store Red Cloud, -:- Nebraska DOYLE BROS. Live Stock and General Auctioneers 1IOTI! 1'IIONKS lied Cloud 17 on 8 Lebanon Son 187 WEassur e you that our groceries can be de pended upon for any or all of your meals. Fresh goods added to our stock every week. f Are you one of our many satisfied custo mers? If not, we solicit a trial order. P. A. WULLBRANDT THE HONE GROCERY Dr. Nicholson DENTIST offick ovi:n Ai.imiairr's store IN MVKRTON OS MONDAY MM UM( NebTMkt We Can Please You As To Material, Style And Workmanship, And Our Prices Are Very Low. The N Cloud Chief B nrtlp ( ! s s , "Vi v O, ftmH4Mmr'Hti'f ; w 0m4'?iT0m''