The Red Cloud chief. (Red Cloud, Webster Co., Neb.) 1873-1923, August 21, 1913, Image 8

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ANNOUNCEMENT
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Having purchased the Stock of Furniture
and Undertaking business of A. E. Atkins
I will continue the business with a full line
to supply your wants. I will guarantee
the same square dealing ' you have
received in the past. I have secured the
services of Mr. Atkins to remain with me
indefinitely. -:- -:- -:- -:-
ROY SATTLEY
Furniture and Undertaking
Icensed Embalmer and Funeral Director
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NEBRASKA'S FINISHED PRODUCTS
f6LD;P DISPLAYS
fflXlfelj FIREWORKS
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grjKIYE RACES DAILY!
PaTTIRSON'S SHOWS.YAUDIYILLL
WHTOVRMINT FOR R.R.RATftl,
Evei y thins Back Promptly
Except dirt, soil and spots Hassinger keeps
these and charges only a reasonable price.
Garments to look smart must be pressed
smart, and in the latest style, and in our
Scientific Dry Cleaning and Finishing.
We see how much Quality can be put into
the work not how much profit taken out.
R. 0. HassinSer
ILEANER AND DYER J
Red Cloud,
Nebraska
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QroGeries?
A nice fresh clean stock at
all times; bought right sold
as low as any legitimate firm
can offer them." Try us.
P. A, Wullbrandt
The Home Grocery
N0T THE SAME UNCLE JERRY
Circumstances Had Mad a Change In
Hit Position, and He Wanted It
to Be Understood.
j At Sumter, N. C, there was a largo
I crowd of colored pcoplo at the depot
I as tho train pulled in. An old bald
( headed Uncle Jerry had his head out
of the coach set apart for colored pas
' sengors, and a man on tho platform
' recognized him and called out:
"Hello, MlsHor Stivers! Is dat yo'?"
The old man looked straight at him
hut mado no response!
"Hello, Mlsser Stivers!"
I No rcHponsu.
, "Say, .Mlsser Stivers, has yo' lostes
iyo' hearing?" persisted tho man ns
Lie drew nearer.
"Hoy, was yo' talkin' to me?" de
manded tho old man.
I "Sartln. Wliat's do matter?"
"Hoy, does yo want anything of
;mo?"
"Why, how yo' talk! Reckon yo'
has got do hoodoo."
"Does yo' evidently reckon yo
,knows mo?"
"Of co'so I knows yo'. Yo' is olo
man Stivers." ,
' "When did yo' know mo?"
"Las' fall. Why, I dun worked wld
(yo' fur throo months."
"An when yo' dun worked wld mo
what was I a-doln'?"
"Drlvin' dem mewls fur Kurnel
.Johnson."
"Exactly sah. Dut I want yo' to
understan' dat dero Is a heap o' dif
ference atwixt drlvin' dem mewls fur
'Kurnel Johnson an' rldlu' on do klv
ured kyars along wld white folks. I
might n-ktiowcd yo' last fall, sah, but
if yo' deslar to pcrmoato uny elongat
ed conversation wid mo yo' mus' git
.womo responsible gem'len to introduce
yo'." Chicago Itecord-Hcrald.
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aAwv3SS 6969"w.wi
Our Job Department Has A
Reputation For First Class Work.
DON'T NEED TO BE LABELED
,Any Man of Genso Would Know That
These Two Stories Wero
Merely Fnble6.
Onco upon a time there wns a
beaten golfer who admitted ,!that ho
hud missed no sliort putts and that
his winning rival Hud "gobbled" no
long ones; who confessed-that ho
.was on his game and that while beat-
on by tho margin of 3 and J2, Without
great luck tho count would have been
S and G.
Moral They backed him up' against
n bunker and shot htm at sunrise bo
Tore ho becanio more violent;
Onco upon a tlmo there was a fan
who left tho ball park and called out
to a friend:
"Greatest game of tho year, pal;
they, beat us 3 to 2; but if the ump
hadn't slipped us a couple 6f close
ones, the count would have" been 3
to 0. They played better ball and
won on the level." P
Moral Thoy didn't even wait until
sunriso to pot this guy. Another ten
minutes, uud ho might havo been be
yond all human control. Grant land
Rico, in Collier's Weekly.
That G. Washington Incident.
Small William, aged three, and
John, aged five, had taken special In
terest in the approach of Washing
ton's birthday. Fond grandparents'
and other relatives had been tending
them many cherry-tree and hatchet
.post cards.
Of course the lads' mother had to
explain the meaning of the different
post cards. She tried to impress,
upon her sons also the lesson about,
the "Father of Our Country" never
telling a lie.
Several nights before the natal day
of the much celebrated and greatly
lamented American, another consign
ment of post cards was received by
the two boys. They were presented
to their mother at the dinner table
that evening to get her to tell of their
significance.
Among this last list of cards re
ceiver wore several showing the
chopped cherry tree. "And Georgo
Washington could not tell a He,'"
raid tho devoted parent, as sho
iiiiibhcd relating tho much herald
ed incident.
Master William was silent for
a moment, nnd then, in all seriousness,
said:
"Why, mo'ver, what was tho mat
ter wlf 'im?"
Tim to Kick.
Thoro was an excitement In tho old
Inn at tho cross roads. The ancient
proprietor was bristling up llko an
angry porcupine.
"It's got to stop!" ho thundered, as
ho brought his list down on tho ink
spattered register. "Ho gosh, it's
Oot to stop, or I'll cloao up tho ho
tel!" What's the trouble?" naked thocof-t'-c
drummer.
"Troublo enough. I could stand
those olecp-walklug motorics crawl
ing under the bed and ham
mering on tho springs, 'causa
ihoy thought they wore under an au
tomobile, but I'll bo blowod If I am
going to put up with dreaming avia
tors climbing up In tho celling and
knocking all tho .plastering down, Jest
'cause they lmnglno they are tinker
ing with their Hying machines. No,
slreo. It's got to stop."
Little Bit of Irony.
Louis J. Horowitz Is noted In Now
York for his trenchant wit. Thus, in
tho discussion of a recent contract,
certain rather niggardly proposals
were mado to him, and Mr. Horowltx
rebuked their niggardliness wjtb the
quiet words:
"Only so much for a flfbien-atory
building? Come, gentlemen, make It
95 more and we'll run you up a sky
scraper that will overtop the highest."
SCHOOL DRESSES
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School time is almost here. Have yoii your children properly outfitted
ye. or are you going to wait until the last minute and then be rushed.
Better prepare now. -
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"Toile Du Nord" Ginghams, 12c. 14c and 10c per yard. -:- -J.
"Red Seal Zephyr" Ginghams. 15c and 25c per yard. -:- :.
These Ginghams compare favorably with the best on the market. They
make excellent every day dresses. Get yours now.
BHRBSRH PHHRES
Butterlck Patterns -Warner's Rust Proof Corsets
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KANSAS PICKUPS
(t'rom Smith County)
Charles nnd Arthur Fruit are each
(Hitting uphllob.
P. M. Ilrowu made a business trip to
llurr Oak, Monday.
Many from around hero attend the
Tabernacle meeting at Woiuer.
Otto Peterson has none to Iowa for
an extended visit with relatives.
The Infant bubo of Mr. and Mrs.
J 1I111 Fair's Is very ill at this writ lug.
Mrs J. C. Peterson is quite sick.
Dr. Frank lldlhnn in tho attending
physieiun.
Mr. and Mrs. John Diok were visiting
Ui'it Payne and family the first of this
week.
Joe Morgan is back in our vicinity.
He has spent the hummer in the West
ern statos.
Andrew Lederbraudt ami Charles
Fruit shipped 11 oar load of hogs to
Kaunas City this week.
Mrs Myrtle Stevens of Red Cloud
and brother, Dewey Cole, are visiting
at the Andrew Upp home.
Mr. Tegley, the hardware man nt
llurr Oak, sold eight corn binders In
this neighborhood last week.
Mr. and Mrs. Tweodc Shrader havo
returned from a two week's visit In
Chorry and Thomas counties, Nebras
ka. They report crops looking well
and live good rains within the two
weeks they were there.
Farmers are busy putting up their
prairie hay. The hay is short and
thin excepting on very low ground.
Corn planted on old grouud is still
green in spite of the dry weather.
Real Estate rnmsrers.
For the week ending August 10, 10)3.
Compiled by M. W. Carter, Bonded Ab
stracter, Red Cloud, Nebr.
Marion Killiugsworth and wife
to Thomas fl. Vaughn, wd, lot
2, Blk. 11, Vances Add Guide
Rock g 300
Leroy E. Spence, et. al., to I. P.
McNalr, wd, lota 80, 21, Blk. 3,
Spence 4 Bennett's Add Blad
en 180D
Leroy E. Spence, et. al., to I. P.
MoNair, wd, lot 10, Blk. 3,
Spence & Bennett's Add Blad
en 375
Grace E. Hicks Cousins, et. al.,
to C. C. Stout, wd, self 3-4-13.. 15000
Leroy E. Spence and wife to
George H. Ross, wd, lots 3, 4,
Klk. 1, Speuco's2nd Add Blad
en X0
Oliver D, Hedge to Charles Uoll,
Sheriffs Deed, s lots Is, 13,
It, Blk. 0, Rohnr'h Add Blue
Hill 325
William P. Colu and wife to
Churles K. and Carrie K. Cros,
wd, sj-f lot fl, and all lot it, 131k.
!i, LpDiks's Add Red Cloud .... 1 100
Geo. G. Ho t aud wife to Ktnina
Poyer, wil, h.H 11, 12. lillc. 8,
Toe it MoHrido Add Cowles. ... 100
Thomas II, Vuughii and wife to
Klnyd T. Simpson, wd, hltf lot
2.111k. II, Valiums Add lltildo
Rock l.'O
Maggie Thomson to Floyd T
Slinison, w.l, lot 3, lllit 11,
VhiiivV Add (Snide lioulc L'7fl
Mortgages filed, Sl'J.JIflO.tm
Mortgages released, $3,0TS.'JO.
Splendid Attractions
The statu fair at Lincoln September
1-fl will bo tho suonu of u'larger num
ber of free attractions than ever he
fore. Llberatl's band, ten grand opora
concert stars and eight different vaude
ville attractions head the list. 'I he
speed program and the fireworks will
also break all previous records.
RALPH E. CAMP, n r
625 Elm. Street, - . . Red Cloud, Nebr.
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"Chiropractic Fountain Head"
Davenport, Iowa
Consultation and Spinal Analysis free
Phone: Independent ais
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We constantly have on hand a large supply
of the very best of Marble and JGranite.
'g Exclusive Designs In Monuments Is Our Specialty
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New fclrted of Dairy Cattle.
A new breed of dairy cattle known
as the lllawarra breed has been de
veloped in New South Wales. ,It was
obtained by crossing Shorthorns,
Longborns, Devons and Ayrshlres.
This new breed of cattle has become
a favorite for dairying In the lllawarra
district, New South Wales, though It
Is hardly known In America. Farm
ant fireside.
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AKKONUMIU
See the Good Year Casings and Tubes before you
buy. We handle all sizes and carry a large stock,
you want to remember that the Good Year people
made a reduction on the 1st of April of 10 per cent on
all of their castings and tubes. It is not very often that
a Good Year casing or tube goes wrong, but when you
do you will find their adjustment very satisfactory.
We also carry a good stock of Presto Tanks for ex
change and can show; you the famous Presto Inflator,
which can inflate your tires for you with less work and
very little expense.
Get Polesine oil to lubricate your cylinders and
Panhard oil for your transmission and your car will run
smoothly and with less wear. The best oil is none too
good for a car. .
We invite you to come and see us, when in the
village.
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CHAS. C. BENNETT, Agent;
Cowlti,
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