TO MAKE WASHINGTON IDEAL CITY r c T cannot happen In a day, nor a month, nor a yenr; but ono national administration should allow tltno enough to tnako of Washington a standard of cltlclcncy among cities; a giant laboratory for municipal re Hunrch; a finished product of the dls 'llllrd municipal wludotn gathered hen1, thero, and the other place, by lesser cities, working Independently to llnd HolulloiiH to civic probluniH." So nnys John Purroy Mltchul, presi dent of I ho board of nldermon of New York, who, with Henry llrucre, director of tho bureau of municipal research, has Just Hiibmltted to Prosl dout Wilson n plan whereby the national capital enn be URod as guide, philosopher, and friend to all other American cities. "Thero nro certain fundamental processes which all cities must adopt, Irrespective of their noveral forms of government," he continues, "and It Is the best of these, each after its kind, that we would IBBWJ- ,0SSSaSHaaaaMBaa-ilWJiaaaS5yJBa'SaMBaMIK!r .ifuirttfil vz&rayjmfwetf?2ri BKpPnwc rs,"r. y H H H 'fytf m -w y?7'!5gsi fci"l'BcTT'IKL''Jff j? J WSS HB DPvK v- vv t iEtRfvfv-, r?ta(252ijiT,i t U.-S2S IESB ezh aT l. j. JMEf5flfY$' HjRj Hi' 'pl 1, '1 1 iiSff IB If lU HI EiIjIjImi THvLwhmh. .iiiuiiiiMii-- inBWwlWJttV.I j'jwwfe i,t,i,ii"" yH "1 avv tHaAs. aaavan i Willi ill pWijl4JthJBaaaWiHfcaiw3R ' kwVMMIktau l)-Biav v'''''S9aaaaaamaarnaaaaaalaWaflaaVaaaaaaaal I fl$Z JLCCQ2&W0 IVJtylirmKiriZJlfS llko to bco discovered, standardized, and codllled In Washington. "There is ono, and only ono 'best way' for cleaning streets; ono 'heBt way' for arranging school curricula; ono 'best way' for conserving tho public health. Theso 'best ways onco they re discovered and (Irmly established, are just uh fflcaciouB In ono form of city govorumnet as they re In another. "Thero Is not, at tho presont time, ono city In tbla country which 1b systematically tlndtug and using the 'best ways' for conducting Its various municipal departments. " "We bollovo that the only reason for this scat tered nd disorganized stato of things lies In tho Inability of our many cities to find a common meeting ground on which to thrash out tho good they have discovered from tho bad they havo not known how to avoid. "Ab thlngB aro ut present, wo offer tho distress ing and unnecessary spcctaclo of a whole peoplu struggling with a universal problem in sporadic patches, incoherent and unrelated; and of a na tion which lias failed to make common cause, among its separata parts, of a question which Is, tnoro than almost nny othor, a national ono. "We neod cooperation. Wo need concentration. Wo have foiled to establish a central icborvolr for tho knowledge, Independently come by, of thu many cIIIcb solving their dllllciillles In their own 4 way; we have failed to provide a central aouico to which theso cities, besot "by problems they are not ablo to solvo, can comu for help, "Tho arrangement Involves a foolish waslo. Hero aro countless Titles nil ovor tho country, prlvatoly sotting to work to mako thumsolves a credit to their day and generation, which follow an uncharted way to excellence In sumo ono or two particular branches of government. "Ono city learns, we'll say, how to runtii tiro department with tho minimum of waste and tho muxlmum of otllclency. Another turns up a good working solution of checking tho spread of dis ease. Still another learns how to lay pavements, and another how to conduct Its schools. "Each of these eltlus has discovered for ItHelf a fact of primary Importance to nil cities; yet they cannot glvo it even to their neighbors, be causa they havo no ofllclal place of exchange! "The situation Is as absurd as that which ob tained In tho dawn of economic Interrelations, whon every man caught and cooked his own food, prepared tho aklns for his own clothing, and wns, In every phaso of his activities, sulllcleut unto hlmsolf, "Now what we want to do Is precisely analogous to the secondary economic porlod, when two men divided tholr labors, und ono caught and cooked for nourishment for two, and tho othor per formed a llko service In clothing tho pair. Each halved his effort, and doubled his rosult, "It Is, In fact, remarkablo to mo that this much- needed co operation umong cities all striving to ward the sumo entl has not been undertaken long ago. Perhaps it Is becnuso heretofore tho runic und file have not realized how much power for good does Ho In city government, and how pos- stblo It Is,. by a sane and rational use of this power, to nid tho world of countless hurdons, "Wo hnvo ovolved, it seems to me, a very prac ticable and sensiblo plan. You will find, in tho report which wo havo sent to President Wilson, that wo nslc first for n survoy of tho city looking to a precise knowledge of Just what it needs, and, second, for tho president's influence to bo put upon tho three commissioners of thu District of Columbia to havo put into practice there ull thu valuable things discovered in all tho Amorlcau cities. "Hy this mcniyi, wo hopo to produco a schomo of government for Washington which will not only meet its own needs, but will, by Its adoption cIbo whero, work a similar benefit. "Tho Importance of tho preliminary survey must not bo overlooked. We do not want to go down to Washington and coustiuct tin 'Ideal city' out of some man's head. Wo want to llnd, hy tho most scrupulous and exhaustive search, what It is that Washington stands most in need of; nnd wo propose to fcupply her lucks by means of thu Information wo have collected In other cities. "That Is to say, wo do not want to do it our selves. Mr. Hruoio nnd myself havo no ambition to gut tho Job, nor even the supervision of It. Wo want muruly that President Wilson will llnd us luasuimbli) enough and promising enough to set out along tho lines wo have suggested; and that when tho need arises for expeit sorvlco In tho execution of tho plan, he will bo able to got tho best brains of the country to assist htm. "Will tho project wo have outlined affect tho physical aspect of cities? That Is rather a dim- MUM. A niollUBk ramo to our first parent to be named. "I2r oyster!" announced Adam, after consid ering u moment. Now, dlvors other creatures, having got theirs, woro loitering about to pick up what of con solation they might, and a number of theso burst out laughing hereupon. "Just think how mum you'll havo to bo!" they Jeered. Puck, QUITE REMARKABLE, ) "IUg production, that musical comody." "Yeu; nnd a romarknblo thing Is that the cast of characters is even larger than tho list of authors." cult question, at the present stage of our work; but I should uuy that It will. "Wo aro deeply Interested in tho laying out of cities. Much moro depends on it than beauty, valuable us that Is. Yes, I think that If our plun matures thero will bo no need for ugllnesB In our cities at least, not that ugliness which comes from Ignorance." "Wo neod ideals of public service In municipal governments, add wo need Idenls of plain business clllclency. When wo get them wo shall begin to havo some Idea of how much u city's government controls Its wholov social and political destiny," said Mr. liruerc. "Ab a matter of fact, 1 supposo I do not need to dwell at nny length on the vnluu of good mu nicipal administration. I am not apt to find any body who would dlsputo tho fact with me. 'Hut I think I can allow myself to insist upon one fac tor in its valuo which I do not Hud to be very widely known. "If you say to the average man that the affairs of the city should bo conducted with as much business sagacity and economy as tho offulrs of private Industries, ho will naturally say 'yes, of courBe;' but If you go fur ther and BUggest to him that a bound municipal regime can savo him more limn money and time; that it can lift tho whole level of his social community and that It can help to conserve everything ubout him, from, his bublnesB interests to his health and his peace of mind, ho Is apt to think either that you are trilling with him, or thut you lean toward 'paternullsm' and should be subdued. "City government should and ran be made to mean much moro than clean streets or a capable fire de partment. It means tho es tablishment und preserva tion of healthy relationships In every phaso of tho city's existence. "It has In Us handB the health, tho Intelligence, and economic capacity of every citizen. It can be so organ ized that it will tako leader ship In filling every ascer tained community want. Some of theso wants will best bo supplied with tho cooperation of pri vate cntei prise. Satisfaction of others necessarily will bo deferred until methods to meet them can bo evolved or additional sources obtained. Hut It should become tho city's business to have them supplied either by public effort or prlvuto effort, under terms and conditions that will adequately protoct thu public Intercut. "Granting theso thlngB, then aud they have been pretty well established as fact by the work of tho bureau It would seem that even if city government along constructive linos were difficult to get It would be worth making a fight for. Uut wo in this country aro in tho position of standing starving in tho midst of plonty for lack of tho enterprise to reach out and take what wo need. Countless cities all over tho country, even ham pored us they are by want of codified and ncceB slblo tradlttonB and precedents, havo contributed out of their dearly-bought experience improved and tested methods of conducting a city. Theso methods aro In practice now In theso several cities. Many moio' would como In their turn If BUtnolent Interest were nroused, but even without waiting wo hnvo an embarrassment of riches lit to our hand. "And yet, In all tho United States, thero Is not one governmental bureau of information, not ono available tourco of finding out theso things under either state or federal government. When a man goes Into olllco nnd Is Idealistic enough and en- thuslnstlc enough to want to fill his olllco well, aud with benefit to him nnd It, ho must wrlto to tho bureau of municipal research here, a prlvato agency, and ask what hu mny do. Wo nro heio for that purpose, It Is true, and we nro working with might and main to prepare ourselves for his qucMlotiH; hut the fact remains that ho should bo Instructed under the authority of tho govern ment of which ho Is a part, and not by an inde pendent and unofficial bureau, "Now you will begin to seo why wo nro bo anx ious that President Wilson will agree to our sug gestions nhout Washington. "Thero, In a city already under federal control, where local politics do not exist, nnd where na tional politics aro not subject to yonrly or hi yearly upheavals thero Is tho finest kind of nn oppoitunlty for putting theory to tho test of practice. "Thero Is tho wholo machinery of federal gov ernment to conduct a research for which wo would have to pay millions of dollars, and for which thoy would not hao to pay a cent, nnd to conduct It under mon trained to observo aud to co-ordlnato significant nnd important facts." 8o They Aro Friends. "Those two girls toll each othor everything." "Everything but what they really think or each othor." SOUTHERNER HAD NO STATE Officer Was Born In Territory, Father In District of Columbia and Grand father at Sea. Just beforo the Civil war, when the muttcrlngB of secession were heard throughout tho south, a number of West Point officers cntno together at n military station, among them one of whom we will call Captain II , and who afterward served with dis tinction in thu Union urmy. The southern officers, one by one, declared their intention of "going out," as It was then familiarly culled; that Is, of resigning their federal commissions to throw In their lot with their several BtateB. II , in relating tho Inci dent that follows, said that great pres sure was brought to bear upon him to Join. them. "Why, don't you go with ub, Cap tain II 7" eald one 'of his acquaint ances. "Why should I go with you?" said II , who had a certain southern Bwarthlness of feature and softness of speech. "Aren't you going to go with your state?" "Why, I haven't any state," he re plied; "I was born in a territory." "Oh. thunder!" said another. "Why don't you go with your father's state, then?" "Can't," protested II ; "he hadn't nny state; he wus born in tho District of Columbia." "Oh, hang it!" broke In a third; "if that's tho case, why don't you go with your grandfuther'B state?" "Just as difficult," Bald H ; "my grandfather hadn't any Btate; he was born at sea." And then he added: "Oh, no, boys, It's easy enough for you fel lows to go with your statjes, or" fix ing his eyes significantly on ono of the party "with your wife's state; but as for me, I intend to stand by the old flag." From tho Century. : HEAD PIERCED BY A BULLET Though Thought to Be Mortally Wounded James Buggle of Chicago , Lives to Tell of War. James IJuggle, who Is the assistant custodian at Chicago headquarters of tho Grand Army, stopped three Con federate bullets beforo he had reached tho age of sixteen. The last ono nearly brought about tho close of his young career. "I enlisted in November, 18C2," ho Bald, "and I was not fifteen years un til December 22. I was under fire Icbb than a month nfter I had been mustered Into tho service. My regi ment, the Sixty-fourth Illinois, waB at Decatur, Aln., In March nnd April, nnd then went into the Atlanta cam paign. I wnB wounded first at Iteseca, ngnln at Kcnesnw mountain and again at Atlanta. A ball struck mo in the forehead, went through my head, blinding ono cyo and Injuring tho other, and came out behind tho right car. It broko both Jawbones, too., "Tho battlo of Kencsnw mountain was tho hardest 1 was in. Our com pany went into it with thirty-six men and camo out with five, and thoy wero nil wounded. Wo had to climb n steep slopo. In that battlo General McPherson Vvas Bhot by ome men In ambush. We caught them and took from tho knapsack of one of them tho field glasses and private papers ho had taken from the general's body." The Limit. An Irishman at a magazine explo sion wob picked up unconscious. Tho doctor decided ho had no bones brok en and had only been knocked sense less As ho camo to his senses tho doctor was holding a glass of water to his lips. . "Phat happened?" ho asked. "Tho magazine exploded, and you had a very narrow escape, and I'm giving you this water to rovlvo you," replied tho doctor. "Glvln mo wnther after boln' blow cd up?" Bnld Pat In disgust. "In IIIvIn'B fiamo what would have to hap pon ter git er drink of wlmsky?" "Mustered In" With Real Mustard. The boys of the 117th N. Y. tell of n real "mustering" In of n dnrky at tached to that regiment, who became fearful ho would bo deprived of his pay unless ho Joined tho service. A huge mustard plastor was applied to hlfl back, and under tho bollef that nil Boldlers wora thus "mustered" In Jio .woro it until It began to got pretty fhot. Thon thoy took It off and ho was formnlly declared "mustered In," nccordlng to tho law. If that darky didn't get his wngos It was not be causo ho was not "mustered" In good and plenty. Grim Humor. Even on tho field of battle the sol died is humorous, sometimes grimly bo. A soldier was seen In tho trenchcB hotdlng his hands abovo tho earth works. Ills captain asked: "What aro you doing that for?" Ho replied with a grim, as ha worked his fingers: "I'm feollng for a furlough (Just then a rifle ball struck him In the wrist, and a queer commingling of pain and humor passed over his face), an' I got a discharge." GOOD TIMES IN CANADA BUSINESS PROSPERING, TRADE INCREASING AND FINANCES IN GOOD SHAPE. The present tightening up of money must not be looked upon as being Id any Bense brought about by financial stringency. It Is really more a period of stock-taking resorted to by the banks to ascertain the true condition of the finances and trade of the coun try. Legitimate business enterprises are not affected. Throughout the States thero are those who if allowed to continue borrowing, would Inev itably bo a means towards precipi tating something a good deal worst than they feel now. In Canada, the conditions are excellent, and it la safe to say business was never bet ter. Tho pulse of trade Is carefully watched by tho Finance Department of tho Dominion government, and It is illuminative to read portions of the address of Hon. W. T. White, the Finance Minister, delivered a few days ago before the House of Commons. Mr. White's remarks are In part aa follows: "It falls agreeably to my lot to ex tend my most hearty congratulations to the House and tho country upon the prosperous conditions which It continues to bo our good fortune to enjoy. I am happy to announce that the outcome of the last fiscal year, which ended on March 31, will prove evon more satisfactory as reflecting by far tho highest pitch to which our national prosperity has yet attained. I hare every expectation that when the books are closed, it will be found that the total revenue will have reached the splendid total of $1GS,250,000, or an increase over the year 1911-12 of over (32,000,000. Some Indication of tho magnltlcent growth of the Domin ion may be gleaned from the fact that this increase In revenue during the pe riod of one year almost equals the en tire revenue of the country seventy years ago. "The augmentation of revenue to which I have referred has not been irregular, spasmodic or intermittent in its nature, but has steadily, charac terized each month of the entire fiscal year. It was of course mainly derived from Customs receipts, but the other Bources of revenue excise, post office and railways also gave us very sub stantial increases." 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