The Red Cloud chief. (Red Cloud, Webster Co., Neb.) 1873-1923, April 24, 1913, Image 7
i 'f .'JPr 'WL' " ' I I 4, 1 a HI - - LKf A S aVlanf immlnwBEy Hr la ' I - JUST RECEIVED S w Diiggies They 11 i 1 a CUHINQ DOWN THE FLESH A Car of If yon are in the market for a baggy it will pay you to investigate. are new 1913 style with Democratic prices. dfS- WE SELL THE -4 P. & O. LISTER This Lister was sold by us last year. We put out 31 of them. There was no other article sold that pleased our customers more. Here are the names of a few farmers that you may ask: Harry Koth, Albert Perry, Will Watson, Will Lippencott, Chas. Isom, Adolph Goth, M. Bogenrief, Ran Zach ary, John Most. If before you buy you will ask these nine men you will be convinced what they are. For prices come and see. You will never be fully satisfied with any other kind. Whitaker & Buckles Red Cloud, - - Nebraska Hsrole Struggles of a Fat Man Who Thought tho Scales War Deceiving Him. I have about come to tha conclusion that the good Lord Intended aome of hla creaturos to be fat and aom thin, regardlcui of medicines and ao-called Infallible cures, writes a western man. For a long while I tried all tho alleged obesity cures and none of them did me any good. Then I deter mined to Btarve myself and take lota of exercise. All my life I had boon a lover of good eating, and counted that day loHt on which I did not consumo for my dinner tho better part of a sirloin steak as thick as a darky's foot, with nil the trimming). For breakfast I usually destroyed n platter of cukes, threa eggs and no end of thln-Bllced bacon, besides fruits nud two cups of coffee. This lifelong system I abandoned for an cnttro month, cutting out all tho meat and about all tho vegetables, a piece of toast and glatiH of milk tak ing tho place of my morning meals and a llttlo rlco being tho chief Item on the meager dinner bill of fi'-o. Lunch I omitted wholly. In addition I walked at least six miles every day and did all sorts of stunts In my room with a gymnasium out lit. Prior to going to bed I perpctratod all sorta of muscular contortions and rolled on the floor till my body was bruised. At the end of thirty daya I felt fit to run a threo-mtlu foot-raco or go In the ring with the champion. About thla time It occurrod to me that 1 ought to get weighed and I made a bee line for the soales. My grocer as sured me that they were correct to an ounce, but they showed I had gained 14 pounds In the period of my abstinence. Exchange. CHARACTER SHOWS IN BACKS Straight and Upright Carriage Means) You Are Determined, Bnereetlo and Reliable. If your back la straight and upright you are correspondingly straight In your conduct. You will hold your head up, for you nre not afraid to look the world In tho face. Hvcn when you'ro sitting you keep your back straight. Thoro Is an air of real strength about you both physical and mental. In short, you have plenty of backbone. You nro dotormlncd, en crgctlc and to bo relied upon. If your back Is stooping and round ed you nro a creature as weak as yoif look, you nro prone to lolling aboutj and too Inzy or too feeblo to tako a (rout rank In tho battlo of llfo. Tho tramp Is nn excellent example. If you nro a criminal, your back Is stooped or round, but tho scholarly stoop of tho bookworm must not be( confounded with tho foregoing. Thoro( Is a dlfferenco which In difficult to de scribe, but It Is readily recognized by, tho close observer. If you nro mean and covetous your' back Is narrow and rounded and your shoulders are high. Yoti nro sly very sly. You generally have the np-' pcaranco of drawing yourself up Into1 as small a compass as possible. You aro always yoiirt'e'.f. so to speak, and people, should give you tho cold shoulder. Are you too otrnlght backed? That It, do you hold your head so high Unit thero Is a preposterous fall In the small of your back? Then you are so' puffed up with self-esteem thnt you' carry your clte3t out bo far It's absurd. SEEMED TO NEED A DOCTOR Did You See the Large aid Varied Display of Shoes - Oxfords - Pumps, - Etc. Bailey 6 Bailey Display Window? Look moform You Buy East Side Shoe Store : Henhouse Blk FOR BALE South Dakota Land CJ 1 have several Sections, One Half Sections and Quarter Sections of choice South Dakota Land for sale. CJ Most of this land is under cultivation and is located within a radius of ten miles of two good towns. This- land also has improve ments upon it such as houses, wells, fences, etc. This land is located on the the Chicago, Milwaukee & St. Paul from Chicago to Puget Sound. barns, sheds, t 1 li 1 his land is located on the main line or c ror Further Particular Addraaa 0. G. PTKIflS, Valuable Free Bulletin For Farmers Farmers' Bulletin No. 513, issued by the U.S. Department of Agriculture for free distribution among the farm rs of the country, a on ' the moat useful and attractive documents e-er issued by thla great department. Thla bulletin ia entitled "Fifty Common Birds of Farm and Orchard." Itia il lustrated with colored pictures of all the birds described together with a brief description of each of them, which includes their habits and econo mic status, sources of food, eto. The colored plates make this bulletin worthy of preservation and It will be very attractive to children. It is estimated by entomologists that Insects cause a loss of upwards of seven hundred million dollars to the farmers of the United States annually; this is a strong argument for the preservation of Insect eating birds, who are the farmers' best friends, This bureau estimates that the sparrow family alone saved nearly ninety million dollars to tho farmers of the U, S. In 1010 by eun.sumlng weed seed, which Is one of the principal articles of their d illy food. Sftiwl for Farmers' Rulle tin 01. '1 and give it a permanent place in your librury. Address tho Depart ment ol Agriculture, Washington, I). C, and the bulletin will be sent free. PURE FOOD LAW NOT MODERN Centuries Ago Tradesmen Who Adul terated Goods Were Most Severe ly Punished. Pure food liuvs aro not qulto so modern an Invention as wo may be lieve. Dr. Kelsner has made discov eries in Palestine that seem to In dlcato some port of Mipcrvlslnn of tho food Bupplles dellwucd to tho pnlnco nearly 3000 ears ago. labels huvo been found that wero onco alhxed to "a Jar of pure ollvo oil." Wo may wonder vhnt tests wero emploed and what would happen to tho man whoso oil was found to bo not pure. Prob ably something unpleasant, for thoro wub no Supremo court In those days. We know what happened In tho mid dle ages to tho enterprising tradesman who adulterated his goods. In 1444 a Nuremberg merchant was burned alive for mating foreign mnterlal with his saffron and the saffron Itself was used for fuel. Probably that artistic touch impressed tho matter upon hla memory. Some Augsburg bakers who used false weights and bad flour were ducked In a muddy pool, and through a faulty knowledge of the human re spiratory system, or sheer careless ness, they came to the surface dead, In 1482 a wine merchant waa or dered to drink six quarts of hla own adulterated wine, and as he died soon after it is evident that the adultera tion muat have been serious. It is true' that he had to finish the draft In a given number of minutes, and small number at that, but la those days they had a pleasant way ol weighing tha scales and loading tha dice upon tha sida of Justice. Civilisation has chaaged all that Nowadays we shiver with aparehea atom last, a rogue shall ha eunleeeeV as Francisco Argonaut Varied Ailments of the Somswhat Afflicted Family aa Catalogued by the Mother. "Yes, Doc," said tho mothor of a family of nine to tho young doctor, who had ridden 1G miles Into tho. backwoods In tho dead of night, "wo' aro n somewhat mulcted fuin'ly, an', aa homo doctorln' don't seem to do no good, I thought I'd send for you1 an' neo If you could straighten us nut. .1 aney hero, bIio'h got something wrong with her brnnlrnl tubes so sho don't breathe like sho should. I been koepln n rag spread with gnoso grease nn' sprinkled with red popper an' mustard on her front chlst, but It Becms to add to her ng'ny. .Take, bo's got a mlry all up an' down his splnnl bono, an' I boon usln' korsono both external an' Internal; but It ain't dono him no good. Lizzie Hollo, sho'n about ready to give up with plum bago, an' her sister Nancy has been feelln' mean for a week. I think that It's sklatlc roomutlz that nils Nancy, but she's afraid R'b the new disease they calls nppcndeshetuB. The old man has been turrlblo sllmsy for Romo days, an Rube, our oldest boy, Is all broko out with a rash that shows his blood ain't all right. Ho had a tur rlblo spell las' night, an' I thought', he wns In for cholery Infantum. He's had It off an' on ever since he was 16, years old. I reckoned he'd outgrown. It, but it grabs htm as hard now that he's 24 as It did when he was young-) er. Wlsht, Doc, that you'd Just turn yourself loose an' see If you kin sort o' straighten ua out." Judge. Energy That Counts. Tho friction of men In action Is tho energy that Bonds tho world spinning. Disagreements nro llko (lint and stool, they Btrlko tho now sparks. Contrary opinions flail tho chaff out of Ideas. Herbert Kaufman. To Keep Ferns Fresh. Ubo a soli of about half leaf mold or smooth earth and halt tine Band. Give abundant drainage and then plenty of water. About once a month put them In the washtub or bathtub and give a thorough washing, not sparing soap; rinse well, and slightly loosen the soil before returning them to tha stand. A bit of fresh beet hurled la tha sell ooasloaally helps. Men and W Aa times go oa wa have tha twe r suits to he anticipated. Men reaeh the point usually early to Ufa where business or polities absorbs their whole attention, and they have little time, strength or Interest left for the broader culture and the amenities of life, while women are prone to be too much preoccupied with these things, to the Injury of the home not, per haps, la Its smooth running, for In the average American home the wheels of Its machinery do usually run smoothly, though at great eipense and to the Injury of the home spirit. If the two could be averaged we should more nearly approach the Ideal. Men need more relaxation, more rest, more variety, especially as they ad vance In life. Women need more con centration, moro'dennltonoBS In their work, and especially mora Interest and a different kind of Ideal in their home-mnklng.r-Mrs. N. D. 111111b In tho American Woman and Her Homo. Remarkable Popular Ignsrancs. Some one has remarked that at the height of Napoleon's fame there were men In the back alleys of Paris who had never heard his name. This Illustration of popular Ignorance was recalled by a Judge who waa examin ing candidates for cltlssnshlp In New York city recently. He asked one of these prospective cltliens, "Who li the head of your native couatryf", "The king." "Who becomes the head whsn hs dies?" "His son." "And who Is the head of this country r "The president." "And who would become the head If he dledr "Hla' son." And yet, as the Judge remark' ed, all these men know enough to earn their dally bread the rest Is ft matter of schooling. HUNTING DR. OREflfl y CLARA IN1Z OIACON. Oodfrer Oynn, artist, was aa auvi lets. That la, he waa going to teJ some day. In his studio la the ettr he swung Indian cluba and lifted weights, and down at his brother's farm, where he passed most of hie Sundays, he did more. Ho rose with the lark to trams around In the dew and breathe through his nose. The rest of the fam ily growled about It, and tha lark pat him down aa an eccentric. He felled trees to get shoulder muscles, and aa ho wasn't particular as to whose, trees they were, old Farmer Hobba mado him pay five dollars each for; them. Ho lifted 50-pound stones over fences, climbed troos, ran up and down, hills, and did so many other things that seemed curious to the farmers; around that tho report got abroad that' he waa a little touchod In the head. All thla wouldn't amount to shucks, had not an accident happened to Mr.. Oynn ono morning as ho waa Jump ing a fence. He caught his toe on the; tou rail as he went over and fell In auch a way that ho broko the thumb on hla right hand. Thla waa on a morning when he had risen with the lark, and long before anybody else was astir. A broken thumb needs more atten tion tlinn u broken nock. There must ho u viblt to tho doctor's and some bandaging. With a rag tied about the aching thumb, Mr. Godfrey Oynn started est down tho highway at n faat walk. Ha had mndo two-thirds of the distance when it young lady came out of manor house Just ahead of him and' took tho highway. Her Jaw waa tied up with a cloth, and sho aoemed In u hurry to get somowhere. "It's dollars to cents It's a case of toothacho," said Mr. Oynn to him self, and tho Idea almost comforted htm. Mr. Oynn was right about tho tootk acho. Miss Hopo Thornton was visit ing a married cousin at tho manor house. At midnight sho waB aroused by a tooth trying to Jump out of her mouth, and thenco to early morn sho groaned und wept nnd vowed that f; Bho lived a thousand years sho would novor do any moro wudlug In brooks. It was an hour after daybreak when. Bho woko her cousin to ask what could bu dono. Tho Jaw was bandaged up and MIsb Hopo Bturted out. Sho Bnw Mr. Gynn, coming, nnd later on heard his foot-) steps bohlnd hur. Mr. Oynn didn't mean to overtake1 tho girl, as tho pain of his thumb keptl him gritting his teeth, but somohowj or other ho presently found hlmselr keeping step with her and aBklng: "Toothacho?" "Yum." I "Dad?" .v., "Awful!" " "Going to Dr. Oregg'a?" "Yum." j "Then this must bo the place, for hero Is his sign." They both turned In at tho gate, and, a frosty-haired woman said: "Tho doctor ain't In." i "Where is he?" "Out In the fields somewhere to kill a rabbit for breakfast." "I'll go nnd him. This young Iadr haa a bad case of toothache." "She can come In and wait, but 1 won't do anything. Early as it Is, hea half-tight" "I'll try and sober him np." Mr. Oynn nodded to the girl to In nnd wait, and after much and considerable tramplag he sight of tho doctor with a gun em shoulder. "Patient?" averted the The Rothschilds. What chiefly struck ono nt tho fu noral of tho iato Huron Gustavo do Hothscblld was the great multiplicity of relatives descended from his fath or, tho first nnron Jnmes, tho shrewd est and most funnily humorous mem ber of tho Paris branch of tho Roths childs, that ho founded. Among these descendants were a son, grandsons, and great- and great-great-grandsons Rothschilds, Iiraberts, Leonlnos, Eph russts, Sterns, Bassoons, Gubbays. Tbey represented not only the princi ple of blood relationship, but the fi nance of Paris, Brussels, Genoa, Milan, Odessa, Bombay and Calcutta. Among the numerous multi-millionaires de scended from the first Baron James there was one who devoted himself to medical science, dramatio literature and the collection of autographs of great writers Baron Henri, only son of the sscoad Baron Ji Fortunes Spent In Trousseaux. The elaborate trousseaux of mem bers of the smart set would have made 'a queen bride of a century ago open her eyes with amazement, it Is an ordinary thing for the daughter of a ,'mllllonalro on getting her bridal tin cry ready to order 20 or SO hats, 'trimmed with ostrich nnd other foath 'ers, to harmoulzo with as many gowns. Kvcry gown needs a distinct !hut. Tho equipment of a rich brldo is looked on as Incomplete If It does not contain at least !!0 gowns and such n trousseau does not mean tho jhrldo will got no moro dresses for a year. When llngorio and llttlo orna ments also nro taken into considera tion, It Is plain a young girl In Now York's fimurt oot must spond many thousands of dollars Tor her outfit and several women havo spent $80,000 to $100,000. Treatment of Wet Shoes. If you got caught In tho rnln with a good pair of shoes on, romovo thorn 'as Boon as you enter tho houso, and if you do not possess a pair of trees, stuff them tight and hard with tlssuo paper, squeezing it well into abape. Wipe off all the mud with a soft rag., Place the shoes in a draught solas upward, and let them dry slowly. On no account put them to dry by the re. . Never forget to place your shoes oa trees er to otuC them with naftt when ttey are not in wear. . "Young lady with the toothaehe." "Let her aehe." "Thumb." "Broken, eh? Well, go to town. "Gome on to the house." "Ntxy. Nothing dotag today." It hurt Uke everything, but I Ovnn maaan-ed to remove hla and dropped his hat oa the grass. "What'a a-oomlngr asked the tor. "Tou are, unless you want a licking!" "Huh! Tou must have lots of grit to fight with a broken thumb. Wen. come along." At the house, Miss Hope was ween ing and the doctor's wife saying: "Shut up!" exclaimed the doctor as he put his gun away. "Young lady, open your mouth. Huh! Bit of ulceration. Keep thla liquid In your mouth for awhile. Feel bettor, oh?" "Y-es." "Glvo you somo to tako homo. Acho all gone by and by. Now, young man, for tho broken thumb." Mr. Gynn held It out to bo looked at nnd operated on, and it was then that Miss Hopo know that ho had been hurt. 'Ir It. broken?" .sho aBked. "Out of Joint, Miss," answered tho doctor. , , "And you never told mo," Bho Bala In reproachful tones to Mr. Gynn. Ho tried to smllo as tho doctor pulled tho thumb back into placo, but It ended in a groau. You poor follow!" Tho doctor looked up and laugh ed, and his wife tossed her head and said: "It's no use to advlso young women. They are bound to be foolish. "Then don't advise," grumbled the husband. Miss Hope and Mr. Oynn walked bask together. The toothache had al most vanished, and the thumb felt bea ter. At every one of Mr. Oyasa eaJas. Ir the east moath they tatted T teethaala, broken thumbs and the ) ' 'St i v f T V I -iva )!,. 11 mt iV 'Iff VI t flffV M l ,W: 1 if 1 t i it H eawanawaVM T