jU- , v' . NO TROUBLE IN COLLECTING Lawyer Probably Was Witling to Pay Mere Than $10 Under the Circumstances. A noted lawyer of Tennessee, who labored under the defects of having high temper and of being deaf, talked into a court room presided over by a younger man, of whom the older practitioner had a Btnall opin ion. Presently, In the hearing of a mo tion, there was a clash between the lawyer and the Judge. The Judge or dered the lawyer to sit down, and as the lawyer, being deaf, didn't hear biin and went on talking, the Judge lined him 910 for contempt. Tho lawyer leaned toward tho clerk fend cupped his hand behind his ear. "What did ho say?" he Inquired. "He fined you $10." explained, th clerk. "For what?" "For contempt of this court," salft the clerk. Tho lawyer shot a poisonous lpok Itoward tho bench and reached a hand Into his pocket. "I'll pay It." he said. "It's a Just debt." Saturday Evening Post. HIS BUSINESS ABILITY Jack Bemis Knew Something More Than Aviation. By CLARISSA MACKIE. HOW TO TflEAT PIMPLES AND BLACKHEADS , For pimples and blackheads the fol lowing is a most effective and eco nomical treatment: Gently smear the affected parts with Cutlcura Olnt- 5' lent, on the end of the finger, but o not rub. Wash off the Cuttcura 'Ointment In five minutes with Cutl 'cura Soap and hot water and continue bathinx for soma minutes. This treat ment is best on rising and retiring. (At other times use Cuticura Soap 'freely for the toilet and bath, to as Wist In preventing inflammation, irri gation and clogging of the pores, the 'common cauBe of pimples, blackheads, jrodness end roughness, yellow, oily, mothy and other unwholesome condi tions of the skin. I Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold throughout the world. Sample of each 'free, with 32-p. SUIn Book. Address post-card "Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston." Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold throughout the world. Sample of each free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post-card "Cuticura, Dept L, Boston." Adv. Passengers Had to Work Their Way. A drummer and a friend climbed aboard a ramshacklo train In an iso lated Missouri town. Tho train was a feeble, asthmatic piece of mechanism, and the Humane soctety should have prosecuted its owners for allowing it to run at all. It Anally came to a dead stop Just In the edge of town, and aftor n long Interval of trying to make It go the engineer stuck bis head in the door and bawled: "Say, you two gents'll have to get out, till I git it started 1" Not What 8he Feared. "Ooorge has told me all the secrets, of his past." "Mercy! What did you think o! them?" "I was awfully disappointed." ' Trial Marriages Favored. Mrs. Hoyle What is your husband's platform? Mrs. Doylo I think ho favors recall of marriage certificates. the CURE9 ITCHING SKIN DISEASES. Cote'a Corbollsalva atopB ItcrJnit nnil make thotklntmooth. AlldruasUU. H5 and 50c. Adv. Sufficient unto tho day is tho night that cometh after. "No, Jack," said Mr. Farlano sadly but firmly, "1 cannot permit you to marry Dell." "But, Mr. Farlano," persisted Jack Bemis, quite as firmly, "what's tho matter with mo?" "Nothing except your precarious means of livelihood," "I earned twenty-five thousands last yenr." "Yes but how?" "In cash prizes for long distance flights and for altitude. You con Bratulatcd mo at tho tlmo. and Bald you were proud of me, sir." "Ah, yes, but that was before I knew you wanted to marry my daughter," explained Mr. Farlano with a singular lack of logic. Jack looked bowlldorcd. "I moan that an aviator's like Is constantly In danger think of tho anxiety suffered by your wife every tlmo you made a flight. If you will choose somo other vocation you ean ask me again." "But 1 might not succeed in doing anything elso." "Then you are not mado of the stuff I thought," snapped Mr. Farlane. who was exceedingly nervous over tho matter, for ho had had Just con cluded a distressing interview with his beloved daughter on the same subject. "Thank you." said Jack slowly, as ho picked up his hat. "Will you leave tho mntter open for a while?" "You may havo three monthB." said Mr. Farlane curtly, and he nodded coolly as Jack said good-by and left tho houso. "If Dell doesn't change her mind." ho called after him with a wicked smile. "Chnngo her mind!" sniffed Jack scornfully, for only a few hours be fore Dell Farlano had promised liter ally to fly with him to tho ends of tho earth if need bo. "What other business could I en ter?" ho asked himself lator in the day when ho found time to brood over tho matter. "In a placn llko Wollcot thero Is no opportunity for competition: every one 1b satisfied iwlth the merchants and it would cost a mint of money to run any of thorn out of business unless unless" (a satirical gleam came into Jack's 'cyo) "unless I gavo my respected 'father-ln-law-to-ho a run for his 'mnnnv. Tho moro I think of it thero is Just one business that nppeals to me, and that Is to open a small, first-class hotel and garage on that bit of shore front Just outside or Wollcot! "Thero I can catch all the east bound automobile partlcB and treat them so well that they will quite for got to stop at Mr. Farlano'B famous Red Trco Inn. Fathcr-ln-law, look out for trouble!" Mr. Farlano made several trips out -to tho point to survey tho snug llttlo cream brick Inn and garage that went up aB if by magic. When he heard that Jack Bomla was tho owner and promoter of this nefarious scheme ngalnst his own prosperous business, ho refused tho young man admit tance to hlH house. "But, father, you wanted him to go I into como safe business," objected "Father la ratner scared anil I never saw him that way before so 1 think perhaps you may bo on tho light track," encouraged Doll. "Walt until after my grand open ing next month nnd wo'll sco! He won't love mo any bettor." "But ho might respect your busi ness abilities moro!" retorted Doll quickly, "anil that seems to be trou bling him more than nnythlng 'Im Just at present." "If tho Sandy Point Inn falls I'll havo to fly and win somo more prizes to make good, for l'vo sunk ovury dol lar In that enterprise," said Jark. "It will succeed ono way or an other," predicted Doll. Tho opening day camo nt last and In responso to Jack's broad advertls Ing there camo a host of pleasure seekers to partnko of his hospitality To his mingled delight nnd chagrin tho Inn was a success from tho start Farlnno's Bed Tree Inn, which wni situated in tho town of Wollcott, suf fcrcd heavily through loss of patron ago. Pooplo much preferred to Btop at Snndv Point nnd lunch or dine on tho wldo piazzas overlooking tho bay, and tho absurdly high prices charged by Jack Bomln Becmed only to enhance Its desirability in tho eyes of the money-spending public. At tho end of a month Mr. Far lane sent for Jack Bomls. "You'ro running mo out of busi ness!" he said fiercely. "I'm sorry." said Jack. "I didn't know tho confounded thing would bo so successful. I was only trying to make good on your account. "Huh!" snorted Mr. Farlane In credulously. "I hate it!" "Would rather fly. I suppose?" sneered tho eldor. v "Of course!" "Dell says you're a pioneer l'vo always thought you were a fool." Jack laughed. "I must be a pio neer, for have I not started a neW hotel where none was before?" "You hnvo. Want to sell out?" "What do you mean?" "I'll put somo money In it and run it as nn annex to the Red Treo Inn. You can be a stockholder nnd 'draw dividends and so forth and fly If you want to!" "Fly with Dell, too?" demanded Jack warily. "Yes, she says sho'll marry you anyway." "It's a bargain, sir! I'm' sorry 1 scared you." TRIP A PERILOUS ONE JAPANESE PRIEST CR089ED DCS. ERT TO TIBET. In Hie Journey the Most Inhospitable Land on the Earth Had to Be Traversed -Vast Unchart ed Regions Explored. Kioto, Japan. Tho Rev. Zulcho Tachtbann, a priest of tho great West HongwanJI templo, has returned nftor flvo years passed In exploration In the virgin parts of central Asia. IHb Jour ney was undertaken for purposes ol research under tho Instructions ol Count Otanl, tho lord abbot of tho HongwanJI tcmplo, an enthusiastic geographer. Mr. Tachlbaua Is a young man, 211 jenra old, nnd of such deli cate physlciuo that tho natives said he must bo a woman disguised as a man. Mr. Tachlbana proceeded from Lon don to Omsk, nnd thenco by stage coach to Scmlpalntlna; thenco to Tur fan. In Slnklang ("tho now terri tory") passable roads were found. During his explorations Mr. Tachl bana traveled acrosB tho Takla-Makan desert, which ho describes as the worst of all deserts of central Asia. Neither bird nor even Insects are to bo found there. Tho desert la a sea of sand, where there Is only the wind to hear and the moon to see. Tho party constant ly met sand mountains moro than 12.- 000 feet high and the men began to grunble, fearing that they would be burled by tho constant sandstorms. On arriving at Goma, on tho right bank of the River Tarlm, he caused considerable fright among the shep herds, as his was the first party from the south for thirty years. At first the shepherds fled, but wero brought bnck. The feat of crossing tho desert caused Mr. Tachlbana to be treated with tho greatest reverenco by the shepherds. At thlB point ho left tho camel corn van to follow on slowly, whilst ho pro ceeded on horseback to Kuchar, which place ho reached after threo daya. This is a largo town, though not to be compared with civilized cltlea. "Nevertheless," said Mr. Tachlbana, "I felt on entering it aa though I had suddenly been put down In Piccadilly." Somo tlmo was passed In tho neigh' MADE THE WRONG QUOTATION' (Nervous Swain Meant Well, but It Was Not Likely He Won Love of Fair Maiden. Ho was dlltldent and unversed In so ciety's ways, but hn was badly smitten with a reigning belle, nnd had nerved himself to woo and win. So he se cured nn Introduction, and in duo courso went to pay Ills first call. Ho thought It would help him out a bit If he took her somo flowers, so lie bought a Hiiperb bouquet for her. As ho reached tho houso. however, ho ro ineiubereil that she hud a splendid con servatory, and ho tried to think of a way out of tho difficulty. Suddenly he recollected tho saying uncut "taking coals to Newcastle." nnd determined to innko use of It. But hu was dread fully nervous. Ho broke Into a cold swent us ho tang tho bell, nnd when tho divinity appeared In tho recep tion room ho didn't know whuther he stood on Ills head or on Ills heels. "I 1 thought," he stammered, "that I would b bring you a bouquet b but U'h like, casting p p pearls before swlno!" TlSM for lackache Rheumatism Kidneys and Bladder Forced to Work. An Edwards county farmer was short n harvest hand. Ho went to Kinsley, a mllo away, In his auto. He found a innn there, dumped him into his auto and took him out to the farm. Next morning, when the drunkard had coma out of it, ho asked how far It was to town. Tho farmer told him fifteen miles, nnd promised to take him in the following Saturday If ho would help harvest that week. Tho mun worked nil week without know ing that ho was only a mllo from town. Kansas City Journal. The Wretchedness of Constipation Can quickly be overcome oy CARTER'S LITTLE LIVER PILLS. Purely vcgctablo act surely ana gently on tno liver, euro Biliousness, Head ache, mi. ncss. nnd Indigestion. They do their duty. SMALL riL! SMALL DOSE, SMALL PRICK. Genuine must bear Signature He .tMHUARTERS .aaWQaV BHITTI f .LWr Diver .BBBBBW DIIIK BIbVoVL BH $ujft&fr&zg MAI Cl Willi rrmpoUt and bMtrtWM Sajhala I a lanrlanl (rami. BffitWaWttmsa? trnu tur railing. . tfto, anil ItMalOnmlltaV "I wasn't seared, merely startled." nornooa or nasgar iiivcubuhb u.c retorted Mr. Farlano nB ho held out ! mn C,CB' n " Mo hnmi f , .,., . k., ,ni tilorer proceeded through tho valley to in intiiu .m vtau J uuiifs, nitwit uuv hj - - At oyes met and. Into each pair there , the eaBt of Uzun Ing to Khotan, the crept n glint of understanding. districts previously explored by Dr. Dell camo into tho room and saw Stein (now Sir Maro Aurel Stein). their clasped hands. Thenco tho party proceeded to Tlbot You dears!" sho cried happily and , ior mo purpose oi bcu.ubicui iuc0B- uon. Several districts were visited by Mr. rnchlhana, which had been omitted by Dr. Svcn Hcdlu. These reglonB are Hairy Food. A traveling man btopped at a hotol recently, said tho Cassody Times. Ho found a hair In tho honey. Ho wont to tho proprietor nnd kicked. "I can't help It," said tho landlord. "I bought It for combed honey." Tho next day tho traveling man found a hair in tho ico cream, but tho landlord said that was all right, ns tho Ico had been shaved. Again ho found a hair In thq npplo plo. This surprised thu landlord greatly. "Why," said ho, "thoy told mo thoso apples woro DnldwInB." Kunsns City Journal. V&ii BINDER iKttnMMirf mmvaNM ALWAYS RCUaBLK Tae Pick of Florida IVnimrota. nl ti.l wuntud. HlU TtriAm. nia Land; In Haeanbla 'lOnUco. lo if nitlaa from OOrornom. Naur flf""' Aania LSiKfthlLLOtt NIIIVU, rumiM FOR ALL EYE PAINS W. N. U., LINCOLN, NO. 39-1912. Nebraska Directory AUCTIONEER Auctioneer am not alt alike rtuum are much bet trrthanottum. 'iba bnttar inn aitriionrrr. inn unw tmir chock. Inobtntaalllnat urrlrn coata ynu do mora limn ma pnmi. i nrmi Rroui, oruriiyamnnuiinc nn in cloln hnaltms with 7..H. Illl AKHON. mat ran to them. (Copyright. 1912 v Acaoclnterl Llternry Prua.) BEST TO RELY ON YOURSELF Bad Practice. Fresh Hoardor Mrs. Simpklns, you would never gut employment in a street railway olllco. Landlady Why not? . Fresh Hoarder You exhibit too strong a tendency to cut down tho faro. 3 SUFFERED EVERYTHING For Fourteen Yean. Restored To Health by LydiaE. Pink. ham's Vegetable Compound. Elgin, 111." Aftor fourteen years of uttering everything from female com plaints, i am at last restored to health. "I employed the best doctors and even went to the hospital for treat ment and was told there was no help for me. But while tak ing Lydia E. Pink ham's Vogetable Compound I began to Improve and I continued Jta use until I was mado well." Mrs. HENRY LEISEBEKQ,743 Adams St Kcarnoysvllle, W. Va.-"I feel It my duty to write and say what Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegotablo Compound has done for roe. I suffered from female weakness and at times felt so miserable I could hardly endure being on my feet "After taking Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound and following your special direction-', my trouble is gone. Words fail to express my thankfulness. I recommend your medicino to all my friends."-Mrs. G. B. WmrriNGTON. Th6 above are only two of tho thou sands of grateful letters which are con stantly being received by the Pinkham Medicino Company of Lynn,Mas"j.,whicb show clearly what great things Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetablo Compound does for those who Buffer from woman's ilia. If yon want special advice write to lydia L. Pinkham Medicino Co. (confi dential) Lynn, Mass. Tour letter will to opened, read and nnswercd by a iruniuu cud held In strict confidence m '", V". tho tearful Doll. "It was not necessary to becomo my closest competitor!" declared the outraged hotel proprietor. "You see, It's n business that does not require much experience and Jack wanted to make money quick, and so ho put everything he had In it. It's safe!" "Doesn't require experience, eh? The boy's crazy!" Mr. Farlane flew around his library In angry indigna tion. "Don't I have to go down to my hotel every day to see that it is Dronerly run eh?" "Yes, father. Du Jack will hire a manager." "Aha! And what will Mr. Jack do with himself?" "I don't know. I suppose ho might fly as a recreation It Is a gentle manly sport, Isn't it?" "Of course, of course! Well, 1 shall nover permit my daughter to marry a man that runs me out of business!" "I'll tell Jack." murmured Doll, but there was a deep dimple in one round cheek. "Jack, you musn't run father out of business!" she warned when she mot him the next day. "Ho isn't pleased." "I wUh your father would select some perfectly proper enterprise for me to engage In when I'm on the earth, for of course ho cannot expect me to give up .flying. You wouldn't would you, dear?" Dell shook her pretty head. "Of courso not! You know how fond I am of going up and how proud I nm of you nnd what you'vo done for nvla tlon. Father doesn't seem to under stand that U'b a career and thnt por hapH you are one of those born pio neers who have to take risks In or der that others may fly safely in years to como!" "Darling!" murmured Jock ardently- "I'm proud of you!" went on the enthusiastic Dell. II wish We could fly together nl ways!" "If wo didn't havo to havo to have your father's consent" suggested Jack a llttlo shamefacedly. "Ah, shut wo must havo that! We would never be happy unless we ,bo gnn right." "I hope I'm beginning right now," said Jack gloomily. Only the Weak Are Constantly Mak Ing Confidences, and Little Bene fit Is Derived. The men and women who gc through life without rarklng confi dences are the strong ones of tht world. They nro their own tribunal; they stand or fall by their own Judg ments, accept good or evil fortuno without inviting congratulation or pity, nnd deal with circumstances re gardless of the praiso or blamo of others. A pcrFonal confidence nearly always presupposes weakness. It is usually an appeal from one's own mind to tho mind of another, cither for support, Tor commendation or for sympathy. The maker, consciously or not. desires ono of three things: to bo confirmed in his own opinion, to receive tho praise which ho considers his due, or to mnko sure that somo other realizes what he is called upon to suffer. He Is not self-sudlclont. Ho must verify his estimato of himself before he can rest on It. A confidence also is often tho aim- plo result of a very human desire to fill the center of tho stage, oven though It bo only for an hour, and be fore nn nudlenco of ono. It is an al most pitiful effort to assort individual ity, to rise out of the ranks, to demand attention. It Is n weak expression of that nearly universal trait, which, when at Its strongest, nnd combined with genius, gives us a Napoleon, The person who makes a confidence is almost certainly doomed to disap pointment, for tho perfectly satisfying confidence requires the perfectly satis factory confidant, and it is not often, with tho best will In the world, that ono nature can fully satisfy tho de mands of another. It Ib ns though naiuro meant us to keep our deepest experiences to our selves, nnd with great precaution closes the door which she has Inadver tently pot ajar. Thoso who aro wise accept the Isolation which Is Indicated, nnd are satisfied to let their deeds alone bear witness to that which lo within. Tho Housekeeper. 1 ntim lr. WIurIow'm Southing 8 J nip for Clillilrrn tccililiijr.ofi'tiB tlio puuiH, rcilui-PH Inllitinina tlon, allays pain, curat wind colic, SSc a buttle. Adr. If you would acquire a reputation quickly set yourself up ns a weather prophet GTS. f -!SS lj G'SSSW HLfe ItMvXalSSBBBBBBI awl lt.il ttiil. Aarttamtr. at i-'f- raWBBJSBJfjH ranip.rlrar, UMDUI.MH. afJslMlKlBlBSVaBllattUl ..nf.l HiJJl'' 'WfatftFaSliJS Bar fA?M4ftife GREEN GABLES The Dr. Bea. F. Bailey SaaatoriUM ' Lincoln, Nebraska Its brick and stone buildings so taste billy furnished and thoroughly equipped, In the beautiful park of 25 acres, with YOU CAN CURB CATAltRII ataff of exncricnca and a nursinc corps n imlntr fVilu'n Cnrlmllsalve. It I A moat I nl nnnannl mnrlf. nfTf.ru vnn mrmt tier. effective remedy. All dmngUn. 25anJ0c. Adv. , fect ho9p,tal rsuta, yat ulwnys pre- Thoro's many u slip 'twlxt tho ax servos tho atmosphere of a delightful and tho chip. ' ountry H0M& Wriu for t""11 K.J&&&&S& Old Tower at Kasgar. and Referred to Dr. Wiley. There was a discussion between a Jersey editor and ono of his ofllco loungerB as to table likes and dis likes. Tho question of coffeo and how it should be prepared came Up for consideration, "I llko my coffee thoroughly boiled and black as your hat," announced tho lounger. "I'm with you when It comes to lilting a good strong cup of coffee," said tho editor, "but I'll bododgasted If 1 don't havo a good crack on tho way for tho next guy In tho city res taurant that puts demltasEo in my colteo for mo." Saturday livening Post absolutely blank on the maps, have never been visited before. Among the relics brought back are a quantity of writings of the Wlgol tribes, by whom tho Buddhist religion was first Introduced Into Sln-Klang and propagated throughout China. This trlbo was entirely wiped out by Mahommednn Invaders. Tho writing of tho Wlgols is from right to left horizontally, and appears to havo been produced by reed pens. The writ ings aro on stones, papyrus and pa pcrs. , Ab soon as tho records of tho Jour ney have been collated tho HongwunJI tcmplo will issue a report on Mr. Tachlbana's exploration, which will without doubt be eagerly anticipated in scientific circles is Europe and America, as well as in Asia. aaajaftw '-'it BfnnntSBKnnnnKFannE ' N afSaPETjPa-SVSjKnJBJSjF nm.irT-.TT-m Tm;nr:TmTm-n"Tiiii.n:TninMn.i NEW ANGLE IN JEALOUS RAGE Husband Fatally Wounds Wife and Tries Suclde Three Ways, but Falls, Central City, Ky. When C. O. Dut elnger, a tailor, learned that his brldo of two months was at a lawyer's ofllco hero making preparations to file suit for divorce ho seized a hatchet, and, running to tho office, attacked both hlc wife and tho lawyer, James Strpud. After hacking them both with tho hatchet, inflicting fatal wounds upon his wife, he ran back to his shop, dived through n plnte-glBBS window, wreck ing a RncoUna stove insldo and Retting flro to tho uulldliiiT. 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